#i hate ios

[cssammyyarts]

Tumblr isn’t gonna work on IOS versions 15… what the fuck i cant update my phone any more it’s at like 15.8.2 and it won’t update past that

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[sunflowersinheaven]

quick codywan sketch before bed 🦶🏻

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.

[purpurussy]

inspired by @sleepyslag positing that he could be. drinking them

[m-kyunie]

HELLO ZAKKURA NATION HOW ARE WE 🫵⚔️🫶🏼

[puppyeared]

my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining

some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe

reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.

if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.

the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)

lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since

isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)

[a-ikuoliver]

the black screen lights up, the strength of the vibration of the notification nudging your phone aside an inch, then another, catching it seconds before it slips to the floor, you breathe a sigh of relief. clutching a hand to your chest, you finally check the flashing text that nearly sent your phone below to it's death, your pupils contracting and dilating at the shift in brightness, zeroing in on the text: 'i have to get this off my chest...' your gaze flicks upward, the sequence of numbers at the top of the screen not one you recognised, not one of the many saved to your contacts 'i love you.' your eyebrows furrow at the centre glancing at the number again, who was this?

hi loves!!! in celebration of hitting a milestone i'm attempting to host a collab focused all around anonymous/secret love confessions! an unknown number confessing over text! a note dropped onto your desk from a pining co-worker, an unmarked letter in your mailbox from a neighbour, the faceless person on the other end of the helpline you call, a fan sliding into your dms, a yandere who thinks this is the perfect moment to confess! whatever strikes your interest! onto the fun stuff:

GUIDELINES:

- this is an 18+ event, blank blogs and minors will be blocked if you interact with this event. - all fandoms/pairings/characters welcome - all genres welcome [including dark content; please tag any triggers] - multiple entries/submissions are okay [eg. multiple bakugou/satoru/etc entries from different people AND/OR if one writer wants to submit multiple different works] - please tag me in your work + link this post + tag your post with #io's confessions collab🩷 - no submission due date [i will eventually close the event itself but it doesn't matter when you submit your work] - you don't need to be following me but i'd appreciate reblogging this post when you enter <3 - there is no minimum or maximum word count - love confessions prompt lists [x] [x] [x] + more general prompts under my #「writing prompts」 tag [not necessary but just here in case <3] - special mention to my love @unearthsaturn for all their help MWAH

STATUS: OPEN (closing date tba) HOW TO ENTER:

send me an ask or message with your character/pairing and i'll add you to the masterlist [below]! have your age in your bio before interacting

MASTERLIST | legend: ♡ sfw | 𖥔 nsfw | ਏਓ dark content

JUJUTSU KAISEN:

title tba [suguru getou x reader] | 𖥔 ਏਓ — @a-ikuoliver tw: stalking + yandere themes description tba

title tba [professor!suguru getou x reader] | ਏਓ — @sharkbait-toji tw: yandere themes description tba

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA:

BETWEEN THE LINES [sero hanta x reader] | — @unearthsaturn description tba

BETWEEN THE NOTES & HEARTBEATS [bakugou katsuki x reader] | ♡ — @peachsukii — endless nights of studying for exams and listening to music until 3am have paid off as you and bakugo prepare to graduate from college! realizing that his nights spent with you are about to end, he decides the best way to tell you how he feels is through one final playlist.

title tba [todoroki enji x reader] | 𖥔 — @081231 description tba

title tba [midoriya izuku x reader] | 𖥔 ਏਓ — @izuwus tw: yandere themes description tba

title tba [bakugou katsuki x reader] | 𖥔 — @a-ikuoliver description tba

title tba [todoroki touya x reader] | ♡ — @weirdovictor tw: hurt/comfort + heavy topics [self harm + borderline disorder] description tba

all graphics are made by me <3

[shiftythrifting]

apple pls

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[lovebugdrabbles]

i have made a virtual here me out cake

[faceglitchsworld]

Keonhee playing with his new little son plushie because he loves him so so much

[sarafangirlart]

Medusa’s gaze only working on men has got to be one of the goofiest “interpretation” of all time.

[baede-6]

"I think I could beat Cayde in The Crucible."

A few days later...

Him:"Aaaaaaand apparently I'm against Cayde...Not gonna lie though. I do like my odds here." 😏

Me:"Never bet against me."

The results:

Now,this score normally wouldn't be anything to write home Tumblr about,but the situation in and of itself is (to me. I think this is hilarious and wanted to share.)

Technically,his score is lower than that because two of those defeats were because of my own hubris. I got cocky and was bounding around the map and bounded off of the ledge twice,which,if you think about it,was pretty on brand.

He spent the majority of the second half of the round hiding in his little bubble repeatedly asking where I was. My answer?

"I'm with you, kiddo. Your Light,is my Light. You're my favorite... don't ever forget that." promptly followed by me absolutely smoking him and winning the game.

I strike fear into this Titan's heart and the best part is,he forgets that fear the second we step out of the Crucible.

[sith-shenanigans]

everything having to do with Jadus and Vector aside the real Unpopular Agent Opinion is that basically everything Zhorrid does makes reasonable sense (even if the reason is sometimes “lashed out during a flashback”) and while the “giddy sadist” aspect isn’t entirely an act it’s very much what she learned was the most socially acceptable way to make her shaky grasp on reality everybody else’s problem

even the way she interacts with the Council—which is abso-kriffing-lutely a terrible idea at every turn—makes sense, because there wasn’t actually a right option, they already considered her a stopgap measure until they could replace her (they definitely also were taking that perspective on the Jadus Issue, he purged his own sphere, but she doesn’t know their opinion on him and isn’t a reliable narrator in inferring it, and unlike her they did consider him dangerous enough to have to tolerate in the meantime), and while trying to force anyone to acknowledge her as an equal was a more immediately bad option, accepting irrelevance isn’t less likely to be fatal and is harder to undo the more time passes

so, like, bad decision, yes, decision that makes sense to an extraordinarily desperate and unprepared person in the middle of a mental breakdown, also yes, because it was a hail-Mary attempt from someone who had basically no chance to improve her situation from the moment she entered the board! a decision does not have to be good to make sense!

[theautismwizard]

i made this for the solarballs discord server LMFAO

[chrissy-kaos]

iPhones are single-handedly, the shittiest phone ever fucking produced. This thing is straight fucking trash. Anyone one that thinks otherwise is dumb..

I said what I said.