#i hate him at the same time

[ineedhelp-posts]

if you r requests are still open I was wondering if you could do a Tamaki Souh x Male reader who is already in the host club and whenever Tamaki gets sad instead of going to the corner he runs to Male! for help and comfort?

Aww! Wait- that’s actually so cute!!

Just know that this fic is gonna be Tamaki slander all over, because I both love and hate that handsome useless man.  (Slander is my new love language)

✧ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚Tamaki Souh who goes to Y/n instead of crying in a corner!˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ ✿Super duper fluff! Warnings: Tamaki (the entire fic is him.) *＊❀Male!Reader (first time writing one lessgoo)

-Tamaki is the kind of man who talks big, but ultimately flops. And everyone loves (hates) him for it. Yet another day of trying to win women’s hearts, but then them rejecting his advances caused him to burst into tears. Again. In any case, you found it quite endearing. Like a little puppy that’s overdramatic and needs constant attention. Cute, right…? 

In any case, you were just packing up and cleaning up for the day, when you saw a younger girl, probably at the age of 7, waltz in. Tamaki walked up to her and did his usual ‘prince charming’ shtick, handing her a rose. She slapped him (albeit it was weak), and started yelling at him incomprehensibly, saying something about how she was ‘looking for her brother’. He held his cheek, looking hurt, and going to what you assumed would be the corner to cry in. 

You rolled your eyes, continuing to sweep, when you felt a pair of arms wrap around your chest instead. “Y/nnnnnnnnn~!!!!!! She’s being so meannnn!!!!!” Tamaki whined, clutching on to you for dear life. You were surprised because he usually went to the corner, but still, you helped your melodramatic peer and began patting his head.

“Oh, Tamaki.” You sighed, picking him up easily and hugging him, “It’s alright. I’m glad you came to me instead of the corner because it’s starting to flood.” You squeezed him gently, letting him wipe his tears on your shirt. The man looked up at you, and you felt your heart flutter at his furrowed brows and his tear-stained cheeks.

“Y-y/nnnnnn~!!!!!” He sobbed again, pressing his face against your chest, squeezing you as tightly as he could, earning snickers from the twins, and a long sigh from Kyoya. He knew that he could trust you, but Tamaki? He was a bit more unreliable than you, and he didn’t want anything to do with whatever would happen next. He glanced at the corner that was beginning to collect an insane amount of water from all of Tamaki’s tears and figured he could leave the cleaning to another day, so long as Tamaki had you.

You being there comforted Tamaki, your hair, your clothes, your cologne- oh, the cologne drove him insane. Your hugs made him feel so loved, and he just had to sit there and adore you, pretending to sob for unhealthy amounts of time just so he could cuddle you for longer.

 The one thing he didn’t know? You knew about his crocodile tears and saw through all of his shenanigans. You didn’t mind, though, because that meant you got to spend more time with your precious, needy puppy. You wiped his tears and kissed his forehead and brought him closer to you, chuckling at how quickly his face and ears flushed red.

Was this too short? I tried writing a longer one, but idk what y’all want or how long is long, y'know? This is about 466 words, soooo yeah.....

[mavenhavenn]

sopping wet dog art dump loossserrr I hate him (i love him sm)

[my-heart-of-heart]

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[tea-cat-arts]

Sometimes I wonder what Jiang Cheng could've become if his parents didn't instill a mix of "crippling fear of failure" and "impossibly high standards" in him. Cuz like, his dad was holding him to the vague standard of being as good as wwx, his mom yelling at him whenever he goofed around like wwx, and then both of them expressed disappointment when he's less successful than wwx. The thing both of them seem to ignore though is that wwx got where he is entirely because he had the freedom to fuck around and find out- he trained tirelessly because he made training fun for himself, he was innovative as a cultivators because he experimented and persisted through failures, and he was able to act in line with the Jiang clan moto because his actions had less political pull than members of the main family. Jiang Cheng on the other hand- if he fucked around he got told to "stop stooping to the level of servants." If his achievements were lesser than wwx's, he got either dismissed by his dad or yelled at by his mom to try harder. And if he picked fights with the Wens, they'd have an excuse to destroy his clan. Like ya- no shit that'd create an adult who's terrified of failure.

The kite game serves as such a good metaphor/embodiment of this set back- with Jiang Cheng never being able to shoot as far as Wei Wuxian because he pulls back and shoots closer the second he misses.

And its sad too because he's shown to be pretty brilliant when he's in "fuck it, we ball" mode. Like, when he's not freezing up, he manages to pull off things like rebuilding his entire clan from the ground up, leading armies and taking back territories from the Wens, and I'm fairly sure he's the only character we see counter the Lan music cultivation techniques (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on that last one. Also feel free to add any of the other cool shit he did that I'm blanking on at the moment, cuz I know I'm forgetting something).

That being said- even with his anxiety, he's still one of the top cultivators. Imagine what a force of nature he'd be if he could sustain "fuck it we ball" mode

[lotus-pear]

the fine people of bsd tumblr have asked for fem skk and i shall give it to them

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[hellenhighwater]

wait, you're a lawyer? for real?

I got an associates in stage tech, a double BFA in Graphic Design and 3D Design, and then went to law school on full academic scholarship, booked twelve classes, fell asleep during the Bar Exam three times (but passed with flying colors before the curve), and the motion for my admission to practice (put forward by my brother, also a lawyer), started, "My sister has many issues, but the one before the Court today is that of her admission to the State Bar of Michigan."

And somehow yes, they do let me practice law.

[800db-cloud]

i’ve been wanting to do this since day one

[mickeym4ndy]

[teh-inggris]

I need to chew both of them like a stress toy

[dreamerdrop]

Julian Bashir walks a very fine, maddening line between “self-loathing imposter syndrome who knows almost everyone who speaks to him for more than a minute finds him insufferable” and “incredibly self assured and annoyingly arrogant to the point of a minor god complex”.

He knows he’s attractive, he thinks he’s charming as all hell, he knows he’s the smartest person in the room (while also being acutely aware he’s going to put his foot in his mouth any second now), and he just swings wildly between “I don’t deserve anything I have, none of this is mine, my life is not my own, I am a monster” and “HELL YEAH LOOK HOW COOL AND SMART I AM GUYS ARE YOU LOOKING ARE YOU LOOKING”.

And then there’s episodes that reveal that underneath that annoying arrogance, at the very core of who he is, he really, really just wants to help people, and if he fucks that up he WILL take it personally and hold himself responsible even if there’s no way he could have known and like. Can you imagine what his first patient death was like for him. Can you imagine what a fucking nightmare his brain must be 24/7.

He is somehow as inherently self assured as he is in need of constant validation for his ego because you can SEE him break a little when that ego fails him, even a little, and it’s just.

He’s very fun to write. I hate him. (I love him so much, but oh my god.)

[artgletic]

case study of the self-identified god

[yesloulou]

F1's Daniel Ricciardo vs WEC's Darren Turner | Aston Martin, July 2017

[franpun]

Maurice loves his brother :)