#i hate being drunk
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i think u love himr i think i want to twke cate of him forever sdlnf me jife to him ajd weik..!8 font knowz i font gucking knoe
#txt#us presidents#whatever i font know im drunk#i havent been thid frunk in ages#i cuddled my mum and she fele asleep😭😭😭😭#its 4:30 in the korning. OVER THAT actually#fuck..#kinda wanna watch stampy cat for dome resosn#garfield is on ky lap#ibloge him#mybwarm babgt#hes so old#u love beingbdrunk#i lobe bring frunk#i hate being drunk#<- i comtqin multitudes#richard cuicon#MY MAN#whatevrt#ifek#i dk#i dont knoe#hi#hium#hello#alcohol#<- I FCUKING REMEMBEERD
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#whether you think this is true or not (it is) you KNOW he would retweet it#no hate to paul and john but being around a relationship that toxic and needy is pretty brutal#ringo's lucky he was drunk as hell the whole time#the beatles#george harrison#op#beatles#shitpost#beatles meme#I finally started tagging my queue as queued#didn't realize you're supposed to do that here#queued
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Modern SaneSabiGiyuu ft. adopted child Tanjirou
Sabito, holding up Tanjirou: stinky
Giyuu, drunk: no!!! don't be mean!!!
Sabito, swaying Tanjirou back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
Giyuu, still very drunk: no!!!!!!!!!
Sanemi, not looking up from scrolling on his phone: naughty boy, brat kid
Giyuu, distraught: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!
#all the while tanjirou has that :o face#or he's smiling like a baby#lmao#don't hate me for this#sanesabigiyuu#shinazugawa sanemi#tomioka giyuu#sabito#sanegiyuu#sabigiyuu#kamado tanjirou#tanjirou being cute okay#giyuu is a cute drunk change my mind#also just imagine kid giyuus smile and if circumstances were dofferent he would've KEPT that smile tbh#anyway just an imagine#i love these three idiots#and my son tanjirou#kny#kimetsu no yaiba
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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No Sharing.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#Wen Ning voice: “A cuck *hold*?” (tearing up) Yes.....yes I think I'd like that.“#(Seriously...That boy is in need of so many hugs. Being held by chains isn't enough. He needs kind arms.)#Drunkji 2.0 has arrived. And his first move is pout about WN being in the vicinity until he leaves.#I do not think we give enough credit to the fact that if LWJ was not in the picture (or had different chemistry with WWX)#Wen Ning would be the Holder Of Most Relationship Potential#Though I supposed even in the TV drama there wasn't any hard defined romance but wangxian was still strong and tangible#The mutual obsession is too strong for any third party to have a chance.#LWJ is only actively jealous when uninhibited (drunk). Sober he would not stop wwx dating someone else (wwx would never)#he would hate it but hate himself even more for feeling as he does.#wwx does not strike me as the type to get jealous (to a significant enough extent (JYL is the exception not the norm).#LWJ would fake date someone to 'make wwx jealous' and wwx would just go 'oh neat :) anyways.' (he is never allowed things for himself).
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This is the long one. Because I am long winded in everything I do
#sleep drunk musical#dorym#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#cr 3#cr spoilers#iiiiiiiii started to hate it so now its being posted#im not 100% happy with it but like its gotten better and thats all i can really ask of myself#make bad art and all that#anyways someone talk to me about dorian falling in love for the first time and Pierre never having fallen in love#i just think dorian storm should sing some great comet#there are so many clips on the cutting room floor#i feel bad#but this lined up so nicely
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was watching apocalypse with my brother and once the cerebro scene popped up he was like 'charles has a helmet like erik, only instead of keeping people out, he tries to reach out and connect with others' like guys i need to bash him with a rock
#xmen#xmen apocalypse#xmen movies#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#is this cherik. probably#snap chats#GENUINELY what is his deal#'snap i thought you were watching x2' and i finished it and then my bro came up so i decided to rewatch apocalypse while he was here#hello chat. im aware the people enjoy my brother's quotes so here i am sharing another as it has damaged my brain#GUYS I HATE MY BROTHER WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING THIS SHIT BEFORE I CAN THINK IT#so real tho ..... also i may be drunk so maybe im more emotional about this revelation than i should be but still#basic observation im aware but still ... doesnt become less wack when you say it out loud ....#thats so fucked ... i mean 'people' being charles but still ... why would you say that#i still have some of my whiskey left so im gonna pound it and then drink some water and probably cry myself to sleep#or ill doodle a sketch idk. im inspired.#for now good night !!!!!!!!!!!!! all my brother does is accidentally inflict psychic damage upon me#AGAIN you never expect it from your brother but thats what makes it esp whiplash inducing .......
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man it's so difficult trying to socialize as a young adult who doesn't drink. what do you mean 90% of my options are bars and clubs
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i imagine you have a vault of unreleased content that you don't get around to posting for relatable reasons. if you do i humbly ask that you grace me with something. anything! close your eyes and pick a file? let fate decide. if you made it i'll like it, that's the point anyway
I’ve posted some panels or pieces of these but never the entire sequence on here I don’t think, so but this is one of the only substantial things I’d say I’ve kept in a vault.
I feel like compared to my newer stuff these look super rough, but they were really good practice.
These have pesterlogs that go with them but this post is already huge so eh. This was set to occur a couple hours after Caliborn’s masterpiece, so Roxy and Dirk are talking about Halquius’s heroic sacrifice/death. Davepeta and Dirk continue that line of conversation, while Roxy is pulled into an argument about self control as I bum everyone out by reminding them that Jasprose never actual stopped being an alcoholic.
#homestuck#rose lalonde#roxy lalonde#jasprosesprite^2#davepetasprite#dirk strider#and Roxy was gonna bring it up cause she think he’s being weird for doing that#This was mostly just me messing around with the sprite^2s and fleshing them out#Also expanding upon Jasprose and Rose’s relationship cause I think it could be sooooo silly#anyway the last Jasprose panel intentionally looks like the scene in trickster mode where Dirk scolds Roxy for getting Drunk#Jasprose is all “you just hate me cause I remind you of mom#and Rose is like “No I hate you because you’re literally a worse#less articulate#horrifically selfish#version of me!”#Dirk asks Davepeta if they want a hug#cause of the whole brother/moirail death#and to both of their surprise they say no#that’s why they fist bump#The Lalonde’s conversation is left on a cliffhanger while Dirk dips out in order to do some soul searching#also the sprites not glowing anymore was a conscious decision#it’s meant to imply that now that they’re out of the medium they’re slowly losing their game construct-ness#also also Dirk’s house being in the middle of the ocean was a conscious decision#he put it there even though everyone else used Jade’s powers to have their houses move from their planets to Can Town#Roxy brings it up before they’re interrupted#anyway sorry for using this ask as an excuse to share old content I am just always brainrotting
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Get away from me
#fields of mistria#fom#fom adeline#fom march#March the reason we don't talk during the week is because you're mean to me and I hate you#im sorry i feel like march has a lot of content in the game already either bc he was a favorite of the developers#or they (correctly) predicted that he was going to be popular#but it kind of makes me feel like the game is trying to push me towards him and i do not care for that#from the amount of events he gets featured in to how often NPCs are like 'no he's nice deep down!'#to him getting more overtly flirty dialogue when drunk & being framed as my rival#yknow all that#you are NOT my rival march you are an insignificant little blight on my life#my rival is Valen because it should be ME in a situationship with a condescending femme who i win over with my good heart#art
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The View Between Villages - Extended Version by Noah Kahan vs The Raven Cycle series by Maggie Stiefvater
#you cannot tell me that the spirit of the raven boys did not possess noah kahan when he wrote this album#its literally them.#gansey loving henrietta hating his home adam hating henrietta because its his home ronan loving the barns but not being able to go in tdt#also. dial drunk ronan. call your mom gansey. come over adam. orange juice ronan.#strawberry wine pynch. uhhh if i was empty space and you were formless shape we’d fit????#she calls me back bluegansey#HOMESICK RONAN AND ADAM SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY#youre gonna go far adam#yup.#noah kahan#the view between villages#stick season#the raven cycle#trc#the raven boys#ronan lynch#adam parrish#gansey#blue sargent#the dream thieves#the dreamer trilogy
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i’m aware i’m 100% alone in this, but i genuinely adore ascended astarion (especially when romanced) because of how—frankly—horrific it is. it’s simultaneously so cathartic in its brutality but so unsatisfying personally while managing to be narratively satisfying (just as his other outcome is, of course).
#ophelia.txt#bg3 spoilers#the way he still has the shell of his old feelings for tav mirrored in his possessiveness of them. that alone does suggest that he’d#probably not subject them to the same overt cruelty that he suffered which makes it all far more dangerous and insidious. because what#humanity—in as much as it can be called thus—remained to him is gone. what made him HIM is gone and all that remains is an incredibly#powerful being who (if you got his scene after moonrise) hates them for letting him go through with it. he has no love left in him now.#only want and resentment and possessiveness. if he loves tav it’s the possessive and selfish love a child has for a toy. but he doesn’t#even respect them. he’s too paranoid now. too drunk on the power he has from his failure to break the cycle (which he. again. resents tav#for allowing). he said right out the gates that true vampires are never created. there’s only ever a sire and a spawn. and he views tav#letting him bite them as them degrading themselves. placing themselves as lesser than him and it’s the new baseline for how he’s going to#treat them because the man they loved is effectively gone. it makes me feel so unwell. i love ascended astarion like okay king of not#breaking the cycle 🙌🙌🙌
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once again, thee only time dean is reckless with Baby is when he's fucking staring at cas for five minutes straight while driving
#saw some stupid drunk driving discourse (again!) and i just. fucking cannot#i'm sorry but. if you really think this man is driving drunk you don't understand dean at all#he's not putting his car at risk and he's not putting the lives of others at risk#his whole life motto is centered around saving people and he's literally so broken up every time he fails to save people#also half the things people 'cite' as proof that he'd drive drunk just show me ya'll don't know what being drunk means#dean drinking a beer out of the cooler with sam at the end of an ep before driving off is not being 'drunk'#you think dean is getting drunk off of one beer?? be serious.#also dean literally sleeping at a bar instead of getting behind the wheel is um wow not him driving drunk!#dean forgetting how to drive bc he's losing his memory and sam THINKING dean is drunk / hungover is ALSO not dean driving drunk. wow!#anyways. we literally never see dean do anything to suggest he drives drunk. but people sure to love to project#fr one of my most hated fanon dean things of recent times#vic.txt
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kunichuu + "you're not winning"
hehehe hii!! the sillies ever
"You're not winning," Kunikida mutters under his breath. Unfortunately, Chuuya hears him, and they squawk indignantly. "What the hell kind of boyfriend are you!" From the other end of the table, Yosano holds a glass of wine, swirling it around. She watches them with a confident smirk. Her lips are stained red. "You're a lightweight, sweetheart," Kunikida sighs. "You can't defeat Yosano-sensei in a drinking game. I don't think you can defeat anyone, to be ho—" He's interrupted by Chuuya tugging on his ribbon, dragging him roughly. Before Kunikida can say anything else, he's silenced with a fierce kiss. Yosano makes a gagging noise that goes ignored. When they separate, Chuuya has a fire blazing in their eyes. Kunikida should've known better than to say they cannot do something, because now, Chuuya will do absolutely everything to prove him wrong. Even if it means passing out in the process. He shakes his head. How did he fall in love with such an idiot? "If I win," Chuuya begins, poking their finger to Kunikida's chest, "you will let me do whatever I want. For... for a week!" He holds back a laugh. "Sure. I'll even let you blow up Dazai's dorm." "Fuck yes!" Chuuya pours themself a glass of wine, raising it to Yosano. "Bring it on." Yosano grins, clinking their glasses together. "Of course." Chuuya ends up passing out after three glasses. Kunikida expected nothing else.
#god they are losers i hate them (i love them so much)#also yosano bc I MISS HER. her and chuuya being drinking buddies is so funny to me. her ass does NOT wanna take care of a drunk chuuya#anyway thank you for the ask <333#clau <3#kunichuu#bsd#yosano akiko#my writing
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i was telling my sibling about the Would Hannibal Eat Them poll mini essays i was doing and it became “people gotta lay off mr suzuki man. him and yamada are friends. they were acting. why would suzuki even be responsible for yamada’s paycheck when they’re coworkers. suzuki isn’t his boss. and again it was An Act” which devolved into “people Really hate goro when julie was the primary abuser in their relationship” and like man i Hate to be number 1 goro defender but like. like you honor he Did do that. but so did she. and then “bro i fucking hate policeman”
#i HATE to be number 1 goro defender bc like. women characters are USUALLY treated worse for the same crimes men characters commit#but i feel like people hate goro for being an alcoholic Combined with him throwing the bottle at julie#and they like. forget julie’s constant mistreatment of goro That We See#like i get it ! seeing a drunk man A Father act out and hurt his wife is. all too common a thing that happens.#i say this as someone who’s dad use to be Very physically abusive and was drunk for a lot of it !#but peopel don’t seem to realize that He Isn’t A Violent Drunk. julie is usually And Frequently the one hitting him#she smacked him in the cutscene we First see them#she hits him. she berates him. she threw out his belongings His Passion Projects. and up to that moment he just Took it#their daughter even tells you she hates her dad bc he doesn’t stand up for himself Or For Her against her mom/his wife#he is not an angry or violent person. he’s kinda just passive and sad#him throwing the bottle at julie was a breaking point type moment#Julie’s storyline is her realizing how shitty she treated her family!!!!!!#i believe in women’s wrongs!!!!!!!!!!!#chulip#words from the monarch
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the tragedy in night and day doesn't lie in the accident because day doesn't blame night for the accident (not really, not in the way night blames himself). the tragedy in night and day lies in day having wanted night to be his big brother but feeling like he had to take on that roll for night instead and night having wanted day to be his little brother who is as proud of him as he is of day but being unable to figure out how to get there before the accident. the tragedy lies in day not understanding why night couldn't step up until after day went blind ('im just so damn lucky to be blind') and their mother and the world started treating him like a tragedy; leaving him feeling like night has always been jealous of him and is only stepping up to take the place of the golden son of the family now that it's up for grabs. the tragedy lies in night not being able to communicate to day that he was always proud of him and that him showing up to his sporting events only after day went blind isn't because day is blind now but because he has always loved him and supported him ('this is my little brother. he's a junior athlete on the national team') but now it's impossible to convince day of his sincerity and night can't forgive himself. the tragedy of night and day lies in these brother not having been given the time to naturally grow out of this crooked brotherly dynamic that was put upon them and now they're stuck under all this weight both unable to leave the night of the accident when they're around each other. the tragedy in night and day is that tomorrow isn't guaranteed and they are too stuck in the past to look at today.
#last twilight#i have a lot of thoughts about feeling like you have to be the older sibling while you arent#i have a lot of thoughts about the sick pride and sadness that comes with being praised over your sibling for being the 'good one'#i also have a lot of thoughts about feeling like a failure compared to someone you love so deeply#about sibling rivalry and jealousy and the feeling like you are competing because of all this external pressure#when all you need is a brother#i have a lot of thoughts about a great many things concerning the mother and the father and the family dynamic and how#night and day were shaped into who they were and how it informed their relationship#about nights guilt and sadness and days anger and resentment#but in the end i just keep thinking about how day is the one who is called to pick night up when hes so drunk he cant walk#and how night gifted day a pet goldfish; named it little day and how despite days claims to hate the name and never wanting the pet#he never changed the name and watching the goldfish became the highlight of his day for a year#im very emotional about them and i need them to fucking talk soon okay
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