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royalydamned · 1 month ago

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Call me Ivo Robotnik by how obsessed I am with him <3

#i hate all men except for this one #he cool #hes so bbg #agent stone

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that-butch-archivist · 8 months ago

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I'm not sure if this will take off but I'd love to be indulged. I just read through an old reddit thread where butches talked about what colognes they wore and liked, and got to thinking that it'd be fun to do the same.

#the archivist inquiries of the public #tumblr polls #polls #poll time #also honestly i'm a bit of a frag head #if that's the proper term #which i didn't used to be but then i started enjoying more and more being a pleasant sensory experience for people #and also sometimes the reactions of the girls gays and theys is. ahem. quite nice too #also i love wearing cologne and doing it better than men #it's like dress up but it isn't but if it makes homophobes mad then yes it is and i'm flipping them off while i do it #archivist talk #personally in my collection i've got one million lucky valentino's born in roma and then TF's oud wood and i recently got another #called bohemian lime #lush's lord of misrule is also ... mamma mia #i've got others but these are just the ones of note based on how other people have reacted lol #also shout out to old spice deodorant in all its many scents except for the part where it gives me a rash hate that part #lesbianism #dykery #butch posting #butch #butch lesbian #butch dyke #a butch dyke wants to know man talk to me #thatbutcharchivist

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sciderman · 4 months ago

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Have you watched the musical "Spiderman: Turn of the dark"?, what is your opinion? (I love musicals, but haven't watched this one, first I want to know if it is good).

Also I would have expected that the one who would get a theatrical musical, would be DP. I bet that if the musical exist in the universe of the boys, Wade would be a little jealous. 🤭🤭

i actually haven't seen this one - i've listened to the entire soundtrack and read synopsises, and know all the lore behind it and it's a point of obsession for me but - all the cams of it are so poor quality that it's completely unwatchable for me. i get too frustrated that i have to just stop watching.

i always ask people the question, you know, if you could time travel to any moment in time, what would it be - and when they turn that question back at me, my answer, at the ready, is that i'd go see spider-man: turn off the dark, on broadway. i'd give anything to see it, honestly. i want one of the spider-man stunt-men to fall on me, so, so bad.

i have read the script, for - you know, some version of it. there was more than one version. i read one of them. and i have to say, i really like it. i think peter's actually really, really hilarious, in his socially inept sort of way. it's very fun. also bonus points for having it canon that flash would fuck a spider, even before spider-man was a thing.

hilarious. also! pretty obvious from the soundtrack but gg is immensely queer coded and honestly it reads as though he just wants to share a condo and adopt a dog with spider-man. you're a queer in tights? IM a queer in tights. lets be queers in tights together. it's so funny how he goes about trying to be peter's bff. most hilarious interaction between a villain and hero ever 10/10

uh-huh. uh-huh. (writes a note in my little gay notepad)

how to make friends 101

#sci speaks #obsessed.#i do make it a point that i need to eat every little bit of spider-man media lore that exists #and the spider-man musical.. god. i want it to come back SO BAD.#i know everyone hated it. but they're wrong. or even if they're right i don't care. bring it back for me exclusively.#does something have to be good? is it not simply enough to have. spider-man in it.#that's where all the recent sony spider-man spinoff movies are going wrong. they are bad. and they ALSO don't have spider-man in them.#if they had spider-man in them i would maybe forgive them for being bad.#except homecoming. not you homecoming.#the mcu movies don't count because they don't have spider-man in them until the third one. nwh. which i forgive.#because two spider-men show up in the last act to make up for all the spider-man-less-ness #sorry i always ramble in the tags. it's a curse.

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justaz · 4 months ago

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pan merlin and gay arthur no one understands you like i do

#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #pan merlin #pansexual merlin #gay arthur #*looking at arthur" that boy is gay. and i really believe that.#*points at merlin* slut.#mans wanted all of camelot #and all of camelot wanted him #from morgana to gwen to arthur to lancelot to gwaine to-#tired of the gay merlin and bi arthur agenda #merlin has shown interest in men and women in canon #arthur only showed interest in women when he was enchanted #except gwen which i think was uhhhh god idk the word for it #arthur pretended gwen was merlin and gwen pretended arthur was morgana/lancelot #they loved each other as friends but their marriage was never going to be a happy one #they were pretending the other was someone else. they settled for each other and pretended they were someone else #all the while they cared for someone else above the person they were quite literally married to #if arthur had survived camlann their marriage would've turned loveless with perhaps a hint of resentment #that one time travel au from larluce portrays what i mean really well #their marriage would've fell apart in later years #you can only delude yourself for so long #is this antiarwen #antigwenthur #??#i'll put it just in case #but hey everyone interprets canon differently and has their own versions of fanon. no hate this is just my take

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diskusaurus · 2 months ago

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My biggest issue in Epic the Musical is Odysseus, actually. In this essay, I will....

#good god I hate his (lack of) character arc #if you want me to believe he is a monster then he gotta be consistently!!!! monstrous!!!#but no he is constantly allowed to be a poor pissbaby because portraying him as anything *gasp* morally dubious is bad #idk i don't know anything about the og myths but to me Epic's Odysseus bounces around between moods far too fast but he is always allowed t #reset back into what he has been from the start #none of his angst feels earned at any point because basically all the “bad choices” he's been put into have been outside of his control #except maiming the sirens and sacrificing people to scylla #which feel so out of character at that point to me because the next song he's whining to Zeus to not make him choose between him and his me #bitch if you were willing to sacrifice them two seconds ago why not now #why not have odysseus be the one to suggest sacrificing his men instead of him to show how far he is actually willing to go #but noooo his hand needs to be forced because???#at that point in the musical I feel like he should've been far more cruel so the Ithaca saga will actually feel like something #gives this man some agency to be a fucked up guy by himself. please.#it would've made the poseidon fight even more satisfying. he's capable because he has grown so cold. but no #idk maybe I'm missing the point but ugh #I saw a great comment unrelated to this that was like #“if you aren't comfortable with dark implications in your stories then don't write dark stories”#which I feel like applies here so well #epic the musical critical

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margindoodles2407 · 1 month ago

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can girls not be gal pals. i think they each just need a friend

#guys i am being so serious. no hate to barrissoka shippers but like. can teen girls not just have a good friend to be a girlie with #no seriously i was thinking about it and with the exception of like. padme and riyo- who are both adult women-#all of ahsoka's close friendships during the clone wars era are with men who could either be her father or her brother #she needs one (1) girl friend. not a girlfriend. a girl friend. to be a girl with. and you know what so does barriss (my beloved sweetheart #anyway. don't come for me. thanks #star wars #margin doodles #my girl snips #my girlie barriss offee

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catkin-morgs-kookaburralover · 9 months ago

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questioning sexuality is so exhausting

#(edit: sorry for the rant in the tags and i just. i want someone to talk to me)#i keep on doing it for no apparent reason #someone was talking about lust yesterday and i realised today that.#even tho id thought i don't experience it. i possibly do. but exclusively towards women.#i hate it here!#for a multitude of reasons i will never have a relationship with a woman but! i may be incapable of having a relationship with a man!#at some point in the last few months i have abruptly pivoted from definitely wanting marriage and kids to being ambivalent on marriage #and not wanting kids. that's such an outlier in my life that it might just be a mental health thing tho idk #but at the same time i. want to be loved.#i don't know what i want anymore and im tired of questioning myself #i definitely overthink it but idk how to stop it #and i hate hate hate how the moral obsessions have bee lately #this isn't entirely related but it kind of is #like Am i a terrible morally bankrupt person for having certain thoughts or is it just religious ocd go brrrr?? am i overthinking it?#i don't know. i don't know!#for a while labelling myself as arospec ace kinda calmed that down but. i don't know #i do't want to be attracted to women. i don't want to have to look away so often. i don't want any of that.#but i don't know how to stop it.#i don't even know if i'm attracted to men at all.#this is a cry for help and encouragement and prayers no matter what your views on these matters are #queer stuff tag #i nearly fessed up to my friend yesterday about same sex attraction and i might've except that it would have probably outed me as #the person who anonymously sent in a question several months ago about the side b movement to a church thing #ive only told one person at church about any of that sort of stuff and it was very vaguely worded #also see: this friend is the mother of the boy i?? i don't even know how i feel about him #i increasingly think it wasn't romantic at all. but i don't know #i would love any encouragement you got. anything at all.#i don't know how much this stuff is affected by the fact that i consider myself unloveable and think it highly unlikely any boy will ever #care for me #now im rambling. sorry

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llycaons · 6 months ago

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kills me to see homophobic lqr in fics. his favorite nephew ran off with a heretic and got married to him and came back MONTHS later like 'we're in love 😊 we still live here btw' and he was like. alright 😔 come to the banquet as husbands then. not enthusiastic bc he doesn't like wwx but not homophobic!!!

#he literally never shames lwj for being into men he just hates wwx specifically #homophobia is weird in the book bc it's seemingly all internal except that jin ling once called it an incurable disease #like it's there in the background assumptions ig but it's not something theu ever have to contend with externally #which isn't rly a complaint it's far from the worse thing abt the books writing of gay ppl #but it IS slightly weird. WAIT JIANG CHENG IS HOMOPHOBIC. YEAH #and ig lwj's shame isn't rly that confusing coming from such a strict sect w such a personal history #but the lan sect is also not specifically homophobic.#and like aw lxc was so supportive. but also I think a lot of lwj's repression is very deeply self-directed #so it's impervious to external attempts to dislodge it. he has to come to that on his own #but once he is there's no stopping him. even tho his self-restraint was externally imposed initially #ANYWAY. old man lan has his issues w wwx and lwj's relationship but lwj being gay is not one of them!!!#when ppl make him the token homophobic villain family member im like 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪#also of we're gling by the book JIANG CHENG IS RIGHT THERE #arguably also by the drama but I'm too fond of the mm/yuandao line to give up #the hc that wwxs siblings and martial siblings knew he was bi from like age 13 and were supportive #ficblogging

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butch-bakugo · 4 months ago

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You know what? Controversial opinion: expecting every single post that talks about not being attracted to men, hating men or otherwise talking about lesbianism/bisapphism/feminism to explicitly state somewhere that it's trans inclusive or they mean cis men when they are talking about men and not trans women is an entitled and lesbophobic/mysognistic expectation.

I said men. I mean men. Not trans women or else we would of fucking said trans women. The fact your first assumption on a post about lesbianism and not being attracted to men is to assume the op is terfy/transmysognistic is just a quieter and more entitled form of the lesbophobic shit that is "all lesbians are terfs and all terfs are lesbians" bullshit. Assuming lesbianism and feminism are inherently transmysognistic or have the inherent possibility of being transmysognistic is more of a self report and straight up mysogny than any actual potential bigotry on lesbian's and feminist's part. I'm not even a lesbian, I'm a bi manwoman and even I fucking know that.

Use some context clues or admit your mysognistic and expect women to constantly add a million disclaimers to their feminism that doesn't need to be there so you can defang it and middle the point with shit that's obvious and doesn't need to be stated. If you don't see any (ACTUAL) terf dog whistles or the op is LITTERALLY FUCKING TRANS, INCLUDING TRANSMASC, immediately assuming all sapphicness has a chance of being "terfy" is mysognistic and lesbophobic. It's a bigoted assumption.

Many would argue racism in the gay man community is SIGNIFICANTLY more common yet y'all do not expect every post about liking men, fighting toxic masculinity or not being attracted to women as a man to add a little disclaimer at the bottom that hes cool with poc. You only expect that of cis women and afab trans people. That's mysognistic and transandrophobic. They dont need anymore work. Let them talk about feminism without expecting a scrolling disclaimer at the bottom to comfort your weird guilt and pick me bullshit that she doesn't hate alllll men and she knows good ones are out there and she just means cis men not transmascs or transfems or any trans people and she's a girls girl. Bruh.

Leave her tf alone and let her say men. Let her pick the bear. Engage with feminism outside of Tumblr and terfs I'm FUCKING BEGGING YOUUUUUUU YOU THINK VAUINA ART IS A DOG WHISTLE YOU'VE LOST THE FUCKIN PLOT, MY GUY

- a transfem AND Transmasc intersex person. Fuck off with the allegations.

#levi speaks #to be clear im not talking about ops who add one to scare the terfs away #im talking about people sending 16 billion asks to lesbian blogs that immediately assume terfism could be afoot if they dont post trans stuf #daily #im transfem and even i think its getting ridiculous #no you dont need a disclaimer no one else remotely expects this except you #cant wait for the allegations from this one #feminism on this website specifically anti trans feminism is rampant and the assumption of trans exclusionism of all feminist sources isnt #present on most othernsites and feminist spaces #so tired of this all the time #she said men she didn't say tim or tra or some stupid shit #ehy do yall require a milion disclaimers on everything let her talk #ngl its got some muddling bs vibes like youd rather keep her busy with accusations of assumed bigotry than let her talk #i hate it here

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rainswolfs · 2 years ago

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smth smth about people hating on female characters but loving male ones for having the exact same traits smth smth

#everytime this happens to my favs i want to throw up #i see this happening to the bsd women all the time #they barely get any attention but the pathetic lame ass men sure do #literally all the men in bsd are. trash fr.#except for like one or two #while the women are the ones constantly doing the cool stunts and rescue actions #yet finding even SCRAPS of attention towards them is like digging for crumbs #this goes the other way around too #ppl loving a male character but would absolutely hate him if he were a woman #sighs. not me ranting on this fine sunny tuesday.

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kaishaexotica · 5 months ago

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FUCK YEAH YOU WON'T SEE ME GETTING OUT OF A DAY AT WORK WITHOUT A SUCCESSFUL DEALLL

#blah blah blah.#my tw*tter is DOWN DOWN right now guys so YOU 🫵 will now see me screaming about my new job here #4 days at it and I'm NEVER going home without a paid deal 😁😁😁 which I thought would be impossible but look at us!!!#the daily goal is still 5 paid deals a day but deadass no one manages that except this one fucking guy.#so I'm doing surprisingly fine????? at my first real week working????#crazy #I thought I would hate it and suck at it but it's not that bad #considering all the nightmare jobs I had in kitchens and restaurants and all that #I've had men 4x my size screaming at my face for 10 min late orders. being yelled at by old people with credit card dept is NOTHING!