#i had to...

[ribbonprincess]

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Rafe and his Italian gf

loves to hear you talking in Italian even better if you know how to speak your own dialect,ask you to teach him every dish possible,takes you back to your own hometown for Christmas,finds himself muttering your most used (Italian) words under his breath without noticing,tried to learn the langues to impress your parents.

[coldshrugs]

someone collect some turali aloe

[milly-the-devil]

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Flygon mail! A decently sized bundle of red and silver Skarmory feathers! And a note, too!

“Here are the ones I’m not sending to Kohaku, have fun!”

( @harteofthehart-ayyy )

HARTE....

lets get this harty started...........

ARMOR TIME

[azula-nyx]

I didn't know that was her name...

hi

"You come to tease me? You tease me like a little shit? Jail for Friend...JAIL FOR FRIEND FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!!"

*Insert Miette meme*

Dejando de lado la broma… ¡Buenas Gelu!

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[queenoftheantz]

Here are my Dungeon meshi stickers! I basically thought "hey. lots of people will have cute food themed stickers. And that good and well, but I want that serious stuff too!" So I decided to make a series for the main gang based on sense of self instead!

[nyancrimew]

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)