#i had to i had to

[tefmiles]

Listeners, Reigen Arataka, the self proclaimed psychic from Japan, has challenged me to a battle. To what, I must say I am surprised, a title of the utmost importance to many, including me.

I did not ask, listeners, to be placed into this quarrel with this man, who has also brought with him a boy of about middle school age that holds an incredibly strong aura. He says the boys name is Mob. Mob reminds me of my son, Esteban, if he was as old as him. I hope I will not have to fight him as well— I do not know many things about this fight, this dance of two in which only one will emerge, but I do know this. Behind this title, an invisible trophy of history stands still in its glory and I intend to take it.

Tonight, listeners, an invisible titan hangs above us. My husband, Carlos, who you might know is a scientist, said he would be taking the night off to root for me. He is now outside, in town square, talking to this Reigen Arataka.

Night Vale is quiet. Everything is waiting just for us, to see who will stand unscathed, and who will loose their chance to grasp victory.

The City Council has released a statement saying they are rooting for me. Well, what a pleasant surprise. I hope I do not let them down.

[ladybugsbadluck]

[ch-4-eri]

i’m not responsible for the shit i post 💋

[hojiteaversion]

Parallels: Vlad's sex scene vs Mehmed's sex scene

[emilybluntt]

detkatebenson ➞ emilybluntt

url change! I DID A THING! I HOPE YA'LL DON'T HATE ME TOO MUCH FOR THIS. GOING BACK TO SOMETHING THAT FEELS A BIT MORE HOME TO ME.

tagging some moots below the cut. i hope you guys still love me hehe

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[srapsodia]

Found your blog cause I’ve just started playing Persona 5 and the hyperfixation is hitting hard and then I saw the witcher and fe3h content and how is this blog a perfect match to my interests???? Love your blog and your art is awesome!!! 💕

ahh thank you so much anon!! :> glad you're enjoying my older stuff as well! there's a lot of witcher and fe3h art in here ahah

and god SAMEEE, im also finally playing persona and i can feel the fixation hitting. it's been somewhat of a slow burn but i can feel it slowly taking over my brain

the only reason i havent drawn more is cause whenever i have the time i just want to PLAY IT!

[shiiikigami]

barbie generator yes

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[nyancrimew]

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[virtualdetectiveduck]

Obviously not mine but also funny as hell