#i gotta study bye

[moethh]

so @bam-bo0zle made an au and it overtook my brain and that's about it

[martyryo]

*posts and crawls back in hell*

[hazmatmaid]

Spamton's mother + bonus kidton

For some reason I imagine his parents to be very machine-like in behavior, but because they're based on older, outdated technology, they malfunction a lot.

[asubakaa]

me and my bf

[leviraaaaaa]

I have so much, SO MUCH stuff to do this is actually not funny anymore.

[cabco]

Hi. Crawls up from my hole where I work on college stuff. Would you guys like morally gray women???? They are both homosexual, hope this helps.

[liverpool-enjoyer]

yall for the first time in my life i straight up went up to a guy n made small talk w him n gave him my number n HE HAD A GF 😭😭 WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT??? IM THE STUPIDEST BITCH ON THIS PLANET LIKE HOLY FUCK IM NEVER APPROACHING A MAN AGAIN THATS A PROMISE

[2helper]

a small request from one of my friends

( @rainima58 )

[averlym]

"what could possibly go wrong?"

[todayisafridaynight]

YOU MAKE THAT POST AND DON'T SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON EVERYONE'S OPINION ON SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG???

I MEAN IT'S SUCH A NICHE FUCKING TOPIC LMAO I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD CARE

but anyway here's the Egregiously Simplified version of Everyone Is Forced To Play Ten Routes Of Shadow The Hedgehog And Has To Give Their Opinion Afterwards

[newtness532]

i just think id be able to focus at least a bit better if i didn't constantly feel like i can't breathe

[hazmatmaid]

Some mother facts because I'm two days late

In my defense, I had to work that day.

Shirley's mom:

Shirley's mother is not an Addison

She also has no standards

Shirley was born small enough to almost fit in her mother's cupped hands

She was also born with white hair, which turned black after about 3 months

I'm honestly not sure what else I can say that isn't spoilers

Card Queens:

I've named them ♠Lilith, ♦Juliet, ♥Beatrice, and ♣Lucky

I actually haven't decided if the red card suit queens are actually mothers

Diamond Queen was an assassin before she got married

[al-mayriti]

my sister got slag in her eye ????? she is now getting assistance but ??? when she started art school i thought she was gonna get her clothes full of painting not be almost blinded

[rox-of-iu]

i was gonna make a post yesterday like uhh 'dawn of the final day' and all that but i was doing some last minute crunch which i put off and forgot to do so cuz of that,,

but none of that matters anymore because i DID THE DEED WOOO I PASSED IM DONE IM FINISHED MATURITA DONE GG GAMERS YIPPEEE 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥳

[fishmongeringstudies]

#40092: woxer won’t stop texting me in all caps about its incredibly bad black friday sale and it’s starting to stress me out but i want new underwear eventually, just not right now, so i can’t unsubscribe yet

Do you remember those big red bags they gave us in freshman year? They had square bases reinforced with a layer of cardboard and fabric so we could put our takeout boxes inside and not worry about them sliding open. Everything was takeout-only that year. In the fall everyone sat in big circles on the grass outside and when I arrived in the spring I would take my food home in that big red bag, my hands shoved all the way down my pockets. It snowed hard that winter. I have photos on my old phone of Mertz field turned completely white, of pockets of water in the grass that had frozen over. The brick flooring of the patio behind Willets stayed frozen for so long, you had to pick up your feet when you walked on it or you’d fall over.

The Saturday of Thanksgiving break I looked up on my way to get dinner and saw a clear blue sky. It was cold that evening, three degrees Celcius and steadily falling. Maybe the cold had scared all the clouds away. The sky yawned wide across the domed world to the other side of campus, where it was slowly turning pink. The air was still.

When I got back I watched Dan and Phil from Youtube play a horror game about really liking golf in the first floor lounge and picked at my rice. I read the last four chapters of Kakukaku Shikajika and felt my eyes water like they did every year when I read Kakukaku Shikajika. I did a handstand.

Do you remember when campus was a ghost town without ghosts and you had gotten off at the wrong stop? Looking at Google Maps on your phone you thought to yourself, this must be the wrong place. You rubbed dust from your eyes.

From year to year to year I learned to associate quiet with nothingness. We’re the ones that got here when the fire was still burning, after all. It makes sense that we didn’t know how to be people to each other, let alone ourselves. Burning and freezing and burning and freezing in each other’s dingles in Willets with too much furniture and not enough of anything else.

That winter I spilled chicken pot pie in that old red bag and forgot to clean it up. By the time I found it by sheer smell alone it was molding hard and would cost too much effort to save. So I threw it away with all the other things I didn’t need anymore.

[whumpy-wyrms]

i will answer all my asks when i get home from school but oh my god i love aspen so much new favorite oc im so hyper rn probably gonna get in trouble for being on my phone during class but i love aspen so much im going insane i love him soooooososo much that’s all