#i got that tism in me

[dykeofmisfortune]

i feel like dating is like playing chess u gotta pick your moves right and particularly and carefully but make one wrong move and then regicide happens

[asillylittleduck]

God I’m so fucking autistic. I was fucking my boyfriend and when I was just spreading his ass cheeks and shaking them all I could think about was “OH DUDE! JUST LIKE TUSK ACT 4! “LITERALLY A JOJO REFERENCE!”

I need to kill myself..

[allylicks]

i got diagnosed with autism today :) so that's cool.

[sunflowergraves]

[genericpuff]

am i the only one who's been bothered by mr. beast since day one because in every overly edited thumbnail and promotional picture he looks like bad taxidermy

or is it really just me who gets visceral reactions of unnerved fear which i imagine can only be leftover from my stone age ancestors who saw bared teeth and unblinking stares as a sign of aggression

[lav3nder-bees]

happy february to them and absolutely nobody else

[brinnanza]

see the thing about the whole autistics take everything literally is that we don't actually take everything literally obviously many of us love wordplay no the thing that people MEAN when they say we take everything literally is that we believe what you tell us.

it is never the first impulse (for me at least) that something is a joke or a lie unless I already have evidence. take the grade school gullible is written on the ceiling. you look and the other person laughs at how gullible you are. except in my brain, and I suspect many other autistics as well, things are assumed true unless proven otherwise. and probably some of it for me is just like decades of extreme gaslighting until i became unable to trust my own experiences, memories, and sensations but also it's like... most of the time when people speak to you it is with some degree of authority, whether that is professional or an opinion they really have or their interpretation of something. so without any reason to suspect otherwise, I'm going to believe you.

and yes this is dangerous and yes this makes it very easy to be taken advantage of and yes it does sorta come around to becoming suspicious of everything all the time which is exhausting but maybe the klonopin will sort it out but my point is. in terms of autistics taking things literally. we are the ones being normal about human communication jokes are fun but man you gotta telegraph that or you just sound like a moron "haha it's a joke" no baby that's a lie you think is funny a joke requires a set up and an inversion of expectation you received a reaction that was reasonable for the given stimulus that's just cause and effect do you find the lightswitch equally compelling???

[cherriko-art]

First encounters 🐔

[evorathesylvurr]

Sinners as programs:

Yi Sang – Cortana/Siri/similar “AI”-that-follows-specific-rules programs. I don’t think poetry generators exist.

Faust – Any calculator game. Look. I love girlfail Faust as much as the next person, but she would be a calculator.

Don Quixote – Shimeji. Ok that’s the post.

Ryoshu – Either comedic malware like Reisenware, actual malware, or mspaint.

Meursault – Windows explorer/non-windows equivalent. He is your file explorer.

Hong Lu – Any digital pet, OR he is a collection of PNGs kept solely on your second monitor for a digital pet rock. I don’t know how to explain this one.

Heathcliff – It’d be far too easy (and a misinterpretation) to go with the malware route. Heathcliff has game engine energy and I am specifically referring to Ren’Py. he’s a Visual Novel engine.

Ishmael – Ishmael is specifically placid plastic duck simulator. No, but actually, Ishmael is any casual game like stardew valley or minecraft. she is never subnautica.

Rodya – Rodya is one of those email websites that boomers adore ❤️ /pos

Sinclair – Sinclair is a book library, like a kindle fire type thing.

Dante – Too easy to say a clock. Dante is an emulator.

Outis – Too easy to say a Trojan virus. She’s honestly a scheduling app.

Gregor – Again, far too easy to say malware (because bugs, get it? I’ll see myself out). He’s notepad.

Bonus:

Charon – An email that glitched out and was sent in like 1786 or whatever the earliest year a computer can claim

Vergilius – Far too easy to say tasque task manager. He’s an antivirus. Scares the viruses into not doing that shit.

Erlking(?) Heathcliff – Yeah he’s malware. He infects your computer, and spreads to other computers.

[godknowswhy]

you know i had to do it to em

[empiressys]

Thinkin about them again.,.,,

(Sigh I haven't done ship art in a hot minute)

[worstwolverinesbf]

batfam as things i and others have said pt 4

(these make me so happy so id be expecting them for a while)

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dick after getting bit by mosquitoes: it looks like a vampire with bad dental hygiene bit me

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jason after drinking straight from the tap: whys dad offended at what water i use? he’s second hand offended. mates out here making new emotions

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tim: the computer showed me things I didn’t wanna see

bruce: she showed you the truth?

tim: she showed me the future

alfred: do i need to get you two help

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the rest of the family: talking about normal life things

jason, tim and damian: talking about how they’d survive a zombie apocalypse

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jason: im playing with death here

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dick: i got an evi- email today

jason: you got an evil email?

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cass to steph while trying to flirt: you have such eyes

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pt 1 pt 2 pt 3

[asillylittleduck]

My depression has hit a new low. I don’t even want to be sexy anymore. My slut energy is gone. All I am is a limp dick hermit.

[bug-in-a-cage]

Occasionally the Culture and the Affini Compact bump into each other in deep space. For the most part, the Culture is...intrigued, albeit not repulsed, by the Affini Compact's whole deal, but prefers to maintain a delineation between the two societies.

Following a few misunderstandings (involving high-powered weaponry that would make most civilisations roll over and crawl back into the sea), the GCU Shameless Exhibitionist presided over the signing of an accord amounting to "It takes all sorts to make a universe, Kumbaya, and all that", with the solemn promise that neither civilisation would try to annex the other, provided the parties follow certain stipulations.

It turns out that a small, but significant percentage of Culture citizens rather like being kept as pets, and the Affini Compact is endeared by the novelty of a spacefaring society with a standing army and a commitment to doing right by people.

Bless their hearts.

[precious-little-bhaalbabe]

Lae’zels love language would be acts of service but the only act of service she knows how to perform is murder

[time-woods]

hi I'm obsessed with Carma angry stomping it's so cute

he expresses a lot with actions ! emoting with the helmet can be hard so thats how he gets things across most of the time !