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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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Striker's losing his goddamn mind! Also, Blitzo fixes a past mistake 🥲
#this ep broke me in so many ways#just so much closure and build up#i feel like the next striker encounter#is gonna fucking bonkers#bro is just done#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#oops spoilers#fizzarolli#blitzo#striker
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sex is nice and all but have you considered just laying there... holding your vampire lover... and talking about the first time you broke your oath...........
#you can imagine the dialogue im not good with words#my art#astarion x tav#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#but for anyone interested the first time i broke my oath was opening the prison cell in the Grove AFTER the tieflings left#there was a dead fucking goblin in there#im oath of vengeance i fucking know im supposed to punish sinners but larian this is stupid#what is the worst that can happen is that goblin's fucking ghost gonna go commit crime#paladins are so fucking fickle kdmhfgh
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always by your side
#couuugh. whehezze#hold on#project sekai#emu otori#pjsk#prsk#proseka#ok thatsg enough RANK 96 COOOOOGUH WHEEEZE#literlaly cough wheez ei have fucking covid. i wanted to draw something nicer for the event but my hands rlly hrut snd my throat hirts and#i was sticking my head in the freezer in between matches.#omfg i didnt think the end sprint was gonna be so insane i didnt have enough energy. mfers made me spend 700 gems. nene please.#i never wanna open the game agaon.(guy who will open it tomorrow and sunday) 16 MIL POINTS.. pimh was only 9mil. for rank 80smth.#the hatsune miku colorful stage tiering economy is in shambles#'im never doing that again' [will do it again in august]#event was insane. started out ill -> only 1 rate up card -> charger broke -> assignments -> covid on the last day. Be fr#to my beloved sakurako and fixer i wub you. ill try to finish my nice profile but well honk mimimi.#NSIFFLKE. SNIFFLE. WAAAAAAH#this is so lazy but i havent drawn for myself literally in a week. other than doodles i did between matches#actually theyre like little bobblehead emus all over my sketchbooks i should collage them into anpost#idk how people get that subtle gaussian blur on their lines i tried it but it looks so obvious to me here.. maybe bc i used a thick brush..#ok wonderhoy i need to lay down so bad tylenol save me. I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY LOZENGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAAAAAME
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I'm starting an account at the bank for you. Look, M. We're going to put money in. To celebrate your good grades. I'm going to keep putting in deposits throughout the year. Can you keep putting money in until you die? I want to have a million baht. Oh. Are you jinxing me to die?
HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS BEFORE GRANDMA DIES (2024) dir. Pat Boonnitipat
#billkin putthipong#how to make millions before grandma dies#lahn mah#lakornedit#asiandramasource#dailyasiandramas#worldcinemaedit#filmgifs#clairedgifs#cinematv#cinemapix#motionpicturesource#dailyflicks#thaidramaedit#lakornet#lakornsource#lahnmahedit#userspring#gdh 559#this film broke me and i need everyone to be as broken as i am#so simple yet so poignant#gdh films are always making me cry... fuck...#enough is enough#director pat boonnitipat stop hurting me challenge#gonna gif the whole bit with young m and his grandma bc thats so damn cute but for now this first
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Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."
*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*
"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"
#batman#spider-man#i always think its so fucking funny when every justice league adaption goes 'he isnt a team player' like#he's been in so many different variations of the justice league its not even funny#autumn could start late and this man would have a team assembled#meanwhile mr friendly neighborhood over here has probably engaged in fisticuffs with every marvel character in existence#because they rightfully looked at him funny#one of my favorite panels in his avengers run is him throwing wolverine out of an UnBreakable window because he called mj dimwitted#also that superman/spider-man crossover where peter broke his hands trying to punch him into submission#i was gonna say this man would punch his own reflection if it looked at him funny but considering the clone saga exists#he basically has
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i hate seeing ppl my age actually doing shit with their lives
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can you tell that I’m artblocked
#do not get a job y’all it is so inefficient for thirsty art posting#I meant for that jacket to be his military uniform but I couldn’t be arsed to look up a reference -w-#group breastfeeding CANCELLED‼️#it’s just gonna be ME 😤#y’all it’s only 12pm and I’m already exhausted??? when did I become so weak…#also pg&e broke our fucking water heater???#so no warm water for us lol -w-#laughing but it’s not funny#well at least it happened during a hot summer#digital art#my art#fanart#hetalia#hws prussia#aph prussia#gilbert beilschmidt#hetalia fanart
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this toy is broken
#* he broke the toy#i was possesed#i think i should stop taking these new meds theyre fucking me up fr its 6:40 am and i havent slept and spent hours on#this.#what the fuck lol fr srs i was laughing so hard to myself ab this meme and then all of a sudden#huge existential anxiety dropped#im gonna post this n try to nap for an hour before i have to get up n do a bunch of important things oh god tge anxie-#anime#anime memes#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk memes#stsg#sgst#satosugu#sugusato#geto suguru#suguru geto#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#gremlin hours
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Next up: The Broke family!
FUC KME SIDEWAYS
#sims 2#ts2#simblr#brandi broke#dustin broke#megahood#queue#i'm making a sincere effort here#minimal cheating and trying to just roll with the punches#so i'm gonna accept this monumental fuck up on my part#but fml#i was so excited to play the brokes and actually let brandi have this baby#the nursery was all set and she just got her first pop#made grandma's comfort soup for lunch#and then she waved her arms and died
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"Welcome Home TK."
#AAHHHhHHHH. going through it over these shots here and 'welcome home tk'!! 😭 as in welcome back. them reliving the day they broke up but#this time the place is fully furnished and ready. the sorrys were said. the broken pieces are mended. TK getting welcomed into love again#after thinking he fucked it up. carlos not losing his love. i just love how lone star said bitch it's THE POWER OF LOVE. the warmth after#the storm is so literal and figurative and we're gonna be so on the nose about it.#3x04#3x04 stills#911 lone star#911ls#my edit#911lsedit#tk strand#carlos reyes#tarlos#push
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Regular reminder that sudden and severe weight loss is a pretty serious sign that something is very, very wrong
#weight#weight loss#brought to you by the realisation today that my hips are currently smaller than my fucking waist usually is#it’s summer and i’ve been walking the hill a lil more but damn that’s not fucking good#and before anyone even THINKS ‘i wish i had this problem’ i guarantee you do not#cuz it comes from 2 hour bathroom trips that are screamingly painful#and the arbitrary inability to eat literally anything#which often crops up right before i sit down to eat something#and i mean i can wait it out and eat late but it’s really goddamn annoying#and none of my goddamn clothes fit AGAIN i’m way out of even my smallest stuff#my broke ass is not buying new shit and if i make any cosplay to fit me now it’ll be way too small when i’m back in remission 😤#gotta get the goddamn meal replacement shakes again and see if i can process those#they are GROSS#gym bros are lying to you#they all suck#and i need to do em along with regular meals cuz i’m not gonna get enough from either#luckily i also have chronically low blood pressure so frenchfries are medicinal on both levels#this may also explain my resting heartrate being around 120bpm in my opinion#but no one’s ever really discussed it
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I need people to realize how horrible 'stalking/constant surveillance/breaking into each other's homes is how the Batfamily show love' is. Like i really need someone to just acknowledge how horrific saying this bullshit is.
Like even fics where they're shown as happy and healthy and with good ties, you've always got this thing where none of them have privacy or any boundaries with each other. Which is directly antithetical to actually having good relationships. And this invasion via hacking and stalking and breaking into homes is portrayed as a positive, good thing; it's just how they show love and care to each other, after all. But for some reason I just personally don't find stalking, lack of privacy or boundaries, and emotional manipulation funny, endearing, or healthy, and just end up disgusted at the attempt to sweep it all under the rug.
#my dc posting#dc#batman#batfamily#jason todd#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#listen i can only take so much of it before i just breakdown okay#apparently controversial opinion but a family where its normal to vreak into each others homes and manipulate each other and stalk and#invade boundaries and autonomy and privacy can NOT be healthy#no matter how much you try to dress it up all cute w 'this is just how they are' 'its how they show their love' its never not gonna be#unhealthy and bad and toxic#like yeah they do do that. they are like that. either acknowledge it or stop trying to justify it#god this actually irks me so much#i try to idk. suspend my disblief but theres only so much i can actuallt fucking take before just#its just. im trying to read happy fluffy fics. but i cant be comforted by a family that normalizes breaking boundaries n invading privacy#and its specifically that the author aleays disregards it. instead of fixing it or making it better they opt to keep it and come up w excuse#s for it#and thats what actually triggers me#'i broke into ur house cus if i asked if i could come over ud say no' is actuallt fucking horrifying stop trying to make it seem loving???#im writing this while having a panic attack dont mind me 👍#but its like. if you can write the batfam w/o bruce hitting his kids or any other horrific thing that they do#then why must you keep the boundary&privacy breaking? why cant anyone even seemingly try to write a batfam#where theyve worked their issues abt this out best they can n have healthy established boundaries w each other??#like if u can write them all hanging out together 24/7 n bruce being s good dad why is this one simple thing the One Thing#nobody even tries to address properly???#'aw dick broke into jason's saehouse bc he wanted to hangout but jason would say no if he asked' aw. maybe dick should learn 'no means no'
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I finished watching the newsreader and I am unfortunately here to report that I am now as dead inside as Dale
#all of that broke me#I can’t wait till season 3 and I’m gonna be so fucking sad when it’s over#for now my opinions are:#helen is incredible and I need her to take over the world#Dale need so much therapy..an autism diagnosis..a best friend who he isn’t a little in love with#and most of all a hug#noelene is my favourite and has been every single episode and I love her so much#rob is on thin fucking ice with the ignorant homophobia but I have faith in him that he will learn#i have conflicted feelings about dennis but I cheered when he punched lindsay#and finally I would like to figure out a way to magically crawl into my laptop screen so I can personally murder a fictional character#im talking about lindsay of course#i hate him#ahhh i need season 3!!!#the newsreader#helen norville#anna torv#dale jennings#sam reid#noelene kim#michelle lim davidson#rob rickards#dennis tibb#lindsay cunningham#kate's post
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Helluva Boss The Full Moon: Stolas is so right to be upset but I feel like he needs an episode to see just how bad Imps are treated so he can understand this isn't JUST coming from a place of insecurity in Blitz.
Helluva Boss Mastermind: I won, but at what cost...?
#shitpost#shitposting#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss mastermind#I have not healed from Jayvik btw so I thought he was actually gonna die#God it broke me when Octavia saw#That was the one person I was concerned about the MOST-#also shout out to Vasago#The only person with some damn sense#ugh now their lives are switched cause Blitz is beloved and Stolas is hated#FUCK THIS IS WHAT I WANTED#GODAMN VIV YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
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Not this being me at a local grocery store earlier :D
#I was really stressed with some family stuff#And thought it would be a good idea to go walk to the store that I go to almost all the time for food and stuff#Like I literally know almost all of the ppl that work there and vice versa#but yay me I kept being dumb#I hit my hand against those green glasses of water things#The uhh sparkling ones?#Idk what they’re called#And broke them#And it broke me lmao :3#I had a fucking meltdown in the water aisle#It was so fun sis#Not absolutely mortified and embarrassed and won’t be back to that store for the next month#I straight up left my stuff that I was gonna buy and went home#So now I’m ok#anyway hi :)#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#lol#best memes#tumblr memes#twitter memes#dank memes#humor#jokes#haha
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