#i get a certificate
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everyone's always like "it's never too late to pursue your dream job!" and then fail to acknowledge that it absolutely can be too late. Doing the training doesn't help when no one will hire a 30+ year old with little or no paid work experience. No one wants to train a new hire, especially if they're over 20. It doesn't matter how passionate you are, you're basically fucked unless you get incredibly lucky and make a connection who basically gets the job for you.
#i ask people how to become a horticulturist#i get blank stares because no one fucking knows#i do some training#i get a certificate#it means nothing because i have no work experience#i'm just so fucking mad rn dont mind me#i love plants. i've wanted to work with plants for years but i just cant get a fucking break#and the only truly entry level jobs available are intense manual labour#skip talks
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when payneland eventually gets together i fully believe they date for one week and then send out the wedding invitations
#like they are CONSTANTLY talking about how they have forever together and how they want to be together for the rest of time#i know charles would suddenly go ‘lets get married’ and edwin would be like ‘oh yeah thats legal now well off we pop’#cause that man can never say no to charles#and he never wants to anyway#seriously though i think everyone else would view it as such a big deal#but the boys would just see it as a piece of paper proving how they’ve felt about eachother since they MET#yes charles frames their marriage certificate and puts it behind the desk#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detective agency#edwin payne#edwin paine#charles rowland#payneland
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really disappointing that bunjywunjy had to be pestered twice just to quietly remove their reblog after using their huge platform to encourage garbage like raving about the lesbian estonian soviet flag and how 'new pride flag just dropped' so people could go 'ooh pretty' about a flag that was forced onto us by ppl who wanted our culture gone and oppressed us for about a century in total if not more.
to say nothing or not show anything of the truth about that flag and quietly remove the reblog felt more like it was done out of obligation (and you didn't agree) rather than care for the subject matter that is still a fresh wound in our country's memory. it's only been 33 years since it ended.
I'd rather you make the mistake about something you didn't know (eastern european history is easy for westeners to overlook, because we're not a big country like them, we're not england or france or spain or germany) and admit/apologize for said mistake or even just outright state that you don't actually care rather than say nothing and quietly remove something so that people would stop talking about it
#regardless of your opinions on communism the ussr was a tragedy for much of eastern europe#and we still suffer under its effects today#did you know that when the ussr occupied us that estonians couldn't even be the majority of the population in our own country?#they flooded in and tried to make our country like them#they arrested anyone who wore the colors of our flag#and all while they settled into our countries (it wasnt just estonia but amywhere they occupied) they forcefully deported us out of it#into moving steel boxes of the trains in the harsh winter#people packed in like anchovies with barely any room to die from the starvation#but nobody talks about that#nobody cares about eastern europe#nobody bothers#so i get american tankies telling me garbage like how im just reciting 'CIA propaganda'#as if i give a fuck about what some yankoid organization in some unrelated country says#our families lived that shit#at the time i was born the only people who couldve gotten an estonian birth certificate were still children#what do you think our mothers and fathers and grandmothers and grandfathers lived in?#people only care that a flag looks pretty#and not what the flag actually meant
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stop talking about agab. stop talking about agab. stop talking about "amab and afab experiences." stop saying "afab" when you talk about misogyny. you can say that someone who isn't a woman is affected by misogyny without it being an "afab thing." there are gazillions of women who were assigned male at birth who super duper have experienced misogyny from a young age. I'll kill you.
#fucking. I was assigned female at birth and I'm not a woman#but when I experience misogyny they sure aren't getting out my birth certificate to check.#they are doing it because they socially perceive me as a woman. which is a Different Thing.#I love you women. I'm sorry women.#marina marvels at life
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god i wish i had prospects
#fast food fucking sucks and i dont know if my online certifications will even get me anything better.#and even if i do get a 9-5 ill probably end up killing myself because wgo wants that#i really really wasnt made for this#i dont think loved ones are necessarily worth living with everything#im sorry
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Albus' Favorite: Payment
Ramble: Out of all the moments during BvZ 4, this one got me💀💀 I was planning to finish this few days ago but I was emotionally busy with personal stuff and I needed to thug it out w my friends and family atm BUT NOW I HAVE ALOT OF FREE TIME‼️‼️ I was also planning to draw faithful x albus but im still planning on the background 💀 so enjoy this for a moment and maybe some doodles next if I still haven't figured out what to draw next
Edit: also the head is Vilgrey🔥🔥
#goodboyaudios#good boy audios#gba#goodboyaudios bastard vs zombies#good boy audios bastard vs zombies#gba bvz#bastard vs zombies series#digital art#rp asmr#rp audio#x listener#goodboyaudios hipswitch#goodboyaudios albus#goodboyaudios atilla#gba albus#gba hipswitch#gba atilla#bro the first part of these drawing literally took me 3 days bcs my headache was a pain in the ass#when u tweaked so hard u got a headache for 2 days#but hey i now know i qualified enough to get a certificate to get the fuck outta of the hell hole (high school)#will miss my parent figures tho😓 (my fav teachers)
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Something something there were others with quirks before The Glowing Baby, but because it was flashy and harmless it made the perfect First Quirk story and that trend of holding up the flashy and “good” quirks of society while shadowing all others has been an issue since the beginning…
#bnha#bnha manga spoilers#mha spoilers#bnha manga leaks#bnha spoilers#bnha 407#mha#ig we’ll have to wait for official translations but I’m wondering how he came to the number 50? as is 50 ppl before the glowing baby?#like sir how did you count them? I mean I guess you can comb through birth certificates and stuff but that’s so much work#guess he’s just crazy like that#although I guess if superpowers started popping up out of nowhere that’d be something you’d wanna get to the bottom of
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Cheers Mate ⛓️⚖️
So far, Wriothesley and freminet are my faves in fontaine. But the one i like everything is wrio, just look at him😂
Wrio and cyno would get along because laws, but also its two guys who had a rough childhoods and despite it work towards making everyone’s lives better. OH fe3h en va too haha
My apologies to any british friend offended by my use of innit🧐
#wriothesley#cyno#alhaitham#haino#wrioney#cytham#cyhaino#implied#genshin impact#idraw#get your old timey certificate if you know where that joke is from#lee i mean you too lol#they are all in their 20s for me#tho sometimes i like cyno in his early 30s bc its funny#lyney is early 20s hands down#wrio is younger than hthm but close so mid 20s ish#i change their ages constantly but all adults#cyno harem
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Vulcan counterculture and fandom store called Hot T’Pic
#star trek#star trek tos#spock#Vulcan#vulcans#hot t’pic#hot topic#it’s where all the teenaged Vulcans get their Surak funkos and T’Pau band shirts#the last time I was in a hot topic was years ago when a student who worked there gave me a gift certificate as a semester end gift#and she really wanted me to use it#T’Pau#Surak#shitposts
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wrote a whole post and lost it so this will be the abridged version but has anyone ever written an au where shannon has a hot mamma mia summer and hooks up with buck and eddie and then oh noooo she's pregnantttt so she tells them both and they all decide to like be friends and just get a paternity test after the baby is born. but then shannon has like a rough labor and chris is in the NICU so they just forget about it for the immediate future they're like okay that doesn't even matter they just focus on shannon's recovery and getting chris healthy.
and suddenly chris is four months old and technically buck has his own little shithole apartment with four roommates while eddie and shannon are dating and living together but in practicality eddie and shannon barely spend any time together and buck stays over on the couch all the time and he and eddie have become Buck And Eddie and they both love little baby chris so much that they don't really Want to do the paternity test anymore because once that happens their little bro parenting arrangement will fall apart and one of them will have no claim to their beautiful baby boy...
meanwhile shannon has never been more stressed in her fucking life and she wants out. everyone keeps saying that it'll get easier and she sees buck and eddie both settling into parenthood and enjoying it but she just feels like she's in a cell and the walls are closing in. at the moment she's the only one on the birth certificate and she's acutely aware that buck and eddie could both just dip if they wanted to but she can't. so she starts pushing the paternity test issue and they both keep making stupid ass excuses to put it off and her and eddie's relationship is a fucking mess and she wants OUT.
so finally she's fed up with it and she goes and has the test done without telling them. and when she gets the results back she updates chris's birth certificate and she knows that she should tell them but well. now that she's faced with having to tell the guy who's dedicated his entire life to christopher for the past six months that actually he doesn't need to be here. she thinks she understands why they didn't want to get it done. and now that eddie's name is on the paper next to hers she thought that the anxiety and the trapped feeling would let up but it doesn't. if anything it makes her feet itch more. and she tells herself well eddie can do anything he needs legally. and buck will probably stick around and help even though he's not the father. so they don't really NEED her christopher will be fine and buck will have an excuse to stay and she and eddie won't have to keep playing pretend.
so eddie wakes up the next morning to a crying baby, an empty bed, and a fresh legal document with his name on it.
#em talks#911#first of all idk how birth certificates work and i don't care how unrealistic this is.#second of all eddie definitely doesn't tell buck about the birth certificate because he doesn't want to break his heart or make him leave#which leads to a Whole Other Thing. eventually eddie just has to come clean for some practical legal reason and buck's like what the fuck.#first fightttt. but i say all of this bc i think they get platonically married so buck can adopt christopher and keep parenting him#and i think they literally coparent this child and are married for Years as besties.#do you see my vision. they are in domestic bliss but also completely insane.
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I like them just a normal amount… Just a normal amount…
#help me they have taken over my brain#my thoughts be like no maths or responsabilities only lawlu#i wrote a whole one shot that ill never publish of these two#when i should have been writing an essay to get my fricking international certificate what the h-#maybe my psych should ajust my adhd meds#its just#them<3#lawlu#law x luffy#luffy x law#lulaw
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11/12/2023
Assistance needed for internet bill!!!
My gf and I are disabled students going for certifications and mentorships
This is our main focus atp, as disabled ppl we do not have an income in favor of pursuing studies to find more accessible jobs, so internet access is vital to our lives and what we want to accomplish
We need $50 by 11/15 to keep our connection!!!
Anything is appreciated! Thank you for all the support recently ❤
CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen
VM: wildwotko
Dm for p@y pal
#sorry we are poor#im really just trying not to lose internet#before this year we went 2 years without and it was fucking rough#and i just want to get this certification as fast as possible
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i love these notes and unused dialogue bits so much (from the original pilot script)
#as if asked to get ice#i wish i could read all the community scripts#they're fascinating#mixology certification also has an insanely interesting script#in which abed was originally supposed to be the one to walk annie to the door and speech to her#community#nbc community#abed nadir#troy barnes#jeff winger#six seasons and a movie#community nbc#troy and abed#abed community#troy community
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Because you know it isn't your hand she'd reach out to
Because you know her love isn't yours to keep
#tragic toxic WhitAddy Yuri mwehehehe#lazy as fuck sorry geng :((#fun fact i drew this while i was trying to get a replacement for my birth certificate so... :DD#sras makes things ☆#sras drawing stuff☆#midly suggestive ueueue#sras's silly guys ☆#Adoncia the Crazed#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#dol whitney#whitney the bully#dol#WOMEN MAKING OUT 🔥🔥🔥 ☆
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Joyce staying at the cabin with Hopper and El to keep them safe bc no one in Hawkins knows they’re alive. Will, Jonathan and Argyle staying at the Wheeler's bc they have more room and presumably aren't in danger like the others.
OH WAIT there's a witch hunt for the Hellfire club, which means all the boys are in danger from the townspeople. OH WAIT the boy who came back to life has returned from the West, the same boy whose assumed death jumpstarted this small town's curse in the first place! The same boy who apparently everyone and their fathers knew was gay...
THE END IS NEAR! THE GAYS ARE RESPONSIBLE!
+ Time jump early somewhere in between.
Now picture how that would look in an 8 episode story format, leading up to a final battle lasting about 2+ hrs, and that's loosely how s5 is gonna go down.
#byler#enter satanic panic#enter religious imagery#enter small town blaming the apocalypse on two boys falling in love#NO but deadass...#I could see a gradual realization in 5x01#with them making a plan but then realizing it wont work bc townspeople are hunting down members of hellfire#the whistleblower for the hellfire club in the eyes of the town was jason#and now jason has been found dead#and before he died he told the townspeople that members of hellfire club were protecting eddie...#jason basically signed all of hellfire clubs death certificates#now that citizens are seeing real life impacts as a result of what jason said was caused by these kids playing dnd...#that they're now working for the devil himself#shit is going to get bleak af...#it could get so bleak that something horrible happens instigating a time jump early on#the duffers have said s5 is pretty quick in motion with continuing the events directly after vol 2#but then they imply that there is a shift after those first two eps...#so i think it's likely we're getting at time jump in time for 5x03#putting the rest of the season post time jump and preparing for the ultimate final battle#that is my guesstimation at this time
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I love that even with all the lengths Stronghart went through to hide Kazuma's identity (using a mask to hide his eyes and a cloak to cover everything else, banning him from even speaking), the minute Ryunosuke saw him for the first time he suspected it. From his posture alone, they knew each other for about a year and were separated for like eight months and Ryunosuke could still identify his bbf from the way he stood like... Kazuma lost his memory, his identity, his... everything and Ryunosuke still clocked it, even though he literally thinks Kazuma is dead, that the prosecutor's masked apprentice is the whole reason he's even there at all.
Literally what else could Stronghart have done to hide Kazuma's presence from Ryunosuke, he did as much as he could but still Ryunosuke felt it immediately. This feels gayer than most of the yaoi I've come across, this is a major plot point in a romantic drama, this can't not be a trope in one of the kdramas my dad likes to watch on Netflix.
#I feel like if Ryunosuke was like 10% less busy he would've figured it out completely#he just has things to deal with...#also i love how he really wants to be a lawyer now when at the start of the series he was Not Into It#he did it for kazumas dream and bc he didn't want to let susato down and ruin the trip for her#but now hes fully intending on getting his own lawyer certifications and planning to wear both his own and Kazumas armbands#he started out so aimless but now he's found the thing he wants to be and its so nice#anyway barok has homosexual feelings for that mad scientist guy and I know we're supposed to feel bad for him bc his brother was 'killed'#but i dont really feel it yet#he needs to be nicer to me#i do love how worried Ryunosuke was for him after the attack that was kinda cute#they have the opposite views being 'just bc you're an asshole doesn't mean I think you should die' and 'i wont mourn the wicked'#also Ryunosuke being so convinced about the reapers curse is fascinating to me... it gives me ideas for my phoenix!Naruhodos au#andromeda plays tgaa#andromeda plays#asoryuu
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