#i fuckin love this ong

[of-blood-and-bells]

totally not already back on my WIP bullshit ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[this-is-chaos-magick]

i just think that Wanda would probably love having an airfryer

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

hi!! saw the post you reblogged ab current temperature and that you live in southern california... what's your opinion on snow? have you been to a snowy region before? i need to know snow is so important to me (i mean tbh it's kinda rare when it snows here too)

omg thanks for asking!! i actually got the chance to see snow for the first time this year in february😁 I think it’s amazing!! i would absolutely die to live somewhere where it snows during the winter. down here we don’t even have any leaves changing colors for the fall or anything (probably because palm trees don’t do that..)

when me and my siblings were kids we actually came up with a parody of ‘deck the halls’ but it was about the fact that it doesn’t snow in our city🥲

[cherriiramen]

Congrats on your engagement ig lmaoo honestly I don't get why she was so worked up over it I legit laughed out loud when I read the part where she said the Norse gods have eyes on you 💀

RIGHT?? I laughed too, like damn I thought I was the delulu one here?? Half my replies were effortless and they kept going on like some npc. 💀

[aroninshonour]

Coles tournament suit Coles tournament suit Coles tournament suit AND IS THAT WU?!?

YO IS WU GON COME BACK OFFICALLY?!?!?!?!?

YIPPEEEEEE

All Season 2 part 2 suits which one is your favorite?

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode one :: SELFISH.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x singer!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔five years worth of love thrown away in the trash, all at y/n’s expense.

fc – wonyoung jang (aged up to 28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕cheating, angst.

[may, 15 2023]

y/n

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y/n here’s to five years of u being fuckin annoying. i love you maximilian.

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username how much is her paying her bc HOW

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username praying to whatever fucking god max prayed to

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username five years later and i still don’t think he’s good enough for her

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☆ IMESSAGE with ; honey badger

honey badger: where are you

y/n: ???

y/n: in the studio rn, do u need anything?

honey badger: huh

honey badger: wait are you not coming?

honey badger: i thought we were doing

karaoke together ☹️

y/n: bro what are u talking about

y/n: come where? i already have plans tonight

honey badger: i’m ??

honey badger: hold on

y/n: …danny? 😀

honey badger: bro why aren’t you here

y/n: BROS NOT MAKING SENSE 🔥 🔥 🔥

honey badger: bae we’re all at the usual club

rn and i was wondering why you’re not here 😃

y/n:…

y/n: now who the fuck is we.

honey badger: 😭😭😭😭

honey badger: bro how do u not know

honey badger: didn’t max tell you? we’re supposed

to go out

honey badger: y/n?

y/n: wait

y/n: oh this motherfucker

honey badger: wait what

y/n: is max with you

honey badger: bestie i’m scared what’s going on

yn: we’ve been fighting recently

y/n: him and i are supposed to go out

for our anniversary and to talk things out

why the fuck is he at a fucking club

y/n: and he didn’t even fucking tell me

y/n: this the second year in a row what

the fuck is his fucking problem

honey badger: wOAHHHHHH

honey badger: HOLD ONNNN

honey badger: CALL ME RNNN

☆ IMESSAGE with ; funeral guest list.

honey badger removed maximilian!

honey badger: y/n pick up the phone

honey badger: come on please

chal eclair: y/n please answer the call

my baby lando: y/n please

alabono: i’m sorry we couldn’t stop him

chal eclair: ^^^

chili!: y/n come on now

chili!: y/n please answer the call amor

princess george: y/n we know it’s hard but we need to know if you’re okay

PIERRE GASLYYYY: we’re all worried y/n

PIERRE GASLYYYY: GUYS SHE ANSWERED KIKA’S CALL

chal eclair: i see how it is y/n 😐

my baby lando: mom do u not love me anymore

chili!: woooooowwwwww okay y/n

honey badger: all of you shut the fuck up

honey badger: pierre what’s kika saying

alabono: lily and carmen are on their way to you y/n

PIERRE GASLYYYY: she’s crying

PIERRE GASLYYYY: while cussing out max

PIERRE GASLYYYY: but crying hard

chili!: so y/n of her

my baby lando: real

yukino: i will run him over for you 💕

chal eclair: okay relax

chili!: true

my baby lando: yes but not now

honey badger: y/n say something

alabono: lily and carmen are with her now

alabono: she’s not okay guys 😕

yukino: what are they saying

alabono: she’s crying really hard and isn’t breathing well

my baby lando: WHAT ELSE

chal eclair: IS SHE SAFE

honey badger: DOES SHE NEED ANYTHING

chili!: alex i swear to god 😃

alabono: she’s safe and doesn’t need anything rn. lily and carmen are gonna sleep over w her, they won’t leave her alone

princess george: oh okay thank god

my baby lando: i blocked max but someone tell him it’s on fucking sight when i see him

chal eclair: i second that

yukino: count me in

PIERRE GASLYYYY: kika said we’re setting his house on fire

alabono: bringing the gas

[princesssmars]

a few ellie headcanons bc i like her c: sfw.

she is a backpack lesbian. always has a tiny backpack. they are always black or a dark green. will sometimes get a patterned one. maybe has bananas on it. wants to put stickers on basically all of them but won’t because she gets paranoid they’ll get ruined.

i can’t find the post and ong i don’t remember what type of snack girlie i said ellie was but yes. this bitch loves snacks. always snacking. had a four month long addiction to jello it was a little scary.

she can cook for herself! she can make a damn good burger. hates tomato’s because she’s a baby 👎🏽

feel like she likes the weirdest cereals ever…like bae why are you eating kit kat cereal

runs super cold and always has a blanket. lovesss those super thick fluffy blankets that make you wanna fall asleep immediately. begged joel for one of those full body blanket snuggie things and he kept forgetting so she bought a matching dinosaur set with jessie and she loves it.

despite running cold her bedroom fan has not turned off in thirty years.

loves trivia. likes to play are you smarter than a fifth grader because you are NOT gonna catch her fuckin lackin.

likes mixmatched socks. her dryer is always eating half of her pairs so she grows to like it.

calls things pretentious and overrated as a joke bc she is annoying. watching a popular movie? she hates it the author is trying too hard. if she has a letterboxd she is either giving the most in depth review you’ve ever seen or a five star rating with a “cool”.

super nervous at the start of relationship yo show affection but when she’s locked in she is always on you…cuddles all the time. if you’re getting up to do something she is gripping around your waist. it’s cute until you need to go to the bathroom and she is insistent on going with you. once when she was high she told you she’d get a second toilet so you could go together 🫤

playstation girl yawn. she was hyped for elden ring then got her ass beat and didn’t play for a month before randomly deciding to finish it in two weeks.

whoever said she loves spongebob first was right…binges regular show when high. loves breaking bad. will act like she doesn’t like romance shows but if you make her watch the first episode she hasssss to finish it she can’t help ittt… sorry not sorry i’m making her watch bridgerton.

secretly watches those family guy adhd tiktoks

has a habit of watching movies through tiktok

and those space tiktok’s… comparing the gravity of different planets, what’s it’s like to fall through jupiters atmosphere.

likes orcas… watches marine life documentaries and gets emotional.

would know ur birth chart. ever forget ur big three signs? she knows. kind of scary. weird talent. doesn’t believe in astronomy buts knows every basic fact about every sign?? 😭

has two instagrams. her main is for her art and to post pictures with her friends and you. second she posts anything. and i do mean anything. will go from an introspective into idk why hoodwinked is underrated to

loves green it’s literally her color. needs some green in her dorm/apartment. thinks about this ahead of time so when she’s in middle school she starts buying tiny plants to take care of. at the start they’d die in like a week but now she has a dozen and they’re all healthy <3

bunch of posters on her bedroom walls. hates bare walls.

likes to try new hobbies every so often! is lazy about working out but when she does she gets on the treadmill and doesn’t break a sweat no matter how fast. kind of scary.

likes to go on the most random dates. you’ll be sitting on the couch and she’ll show you some random restaurant she saw on like instagram and be like let’s go. right now.

likes when you touch her hair. rest her on top of you while watching a movie and run your fingers through her hair? she’s out like a light. if you want to try different styles on it at home she will let you. doesn’t care if she has stupid looking like stubs everywhere she’s like c:

jesse told her she had a fuck ass bob once and she almost hit him :c

such a bike girl omg. i know she used to put water bottles in the back to make it sound like a motorcycle.

who first came up with that she loves spongebob because you’re so right. tried to act like she’s grown out of it but when she’s high and you’re trying to go to bed she’ll whisper “twenty five” to herself and laugh for five minutes straight.

spider-man girl because she’s cool.

pretends to hate all the dumb nicknames you give her when she does stuff. she makes a pb&j? shes now 'ellie jellie' for the rest of the week. has a stomach ache? now she gets to hear 'ellie bellie' for a month.

links for palestine, sudan, drc

[luvrrgirl444]

chapter 15: chat i miss her so bad

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[wayfayrr]

The hylians not building the tech makes so much more sense - because I was actually losing my mind trying to think how they could have in that short time (thank you @peepthatbish for letting me believe they were the ones who built them for so long/lh)

lokomo being similar to the zonai is a great take - and honestly it makes me wish for another game where we see the aftermath and If the tech vanishes like the others or not, or the other way and the hylians go full send with it and end up with a modern(ish) level of tech.

but also don't apologise for talking about them!!! love talking about anything zelda related and it makes me realise how much more I need to learn about some of the games lore - especially if I'm planning to write for it at some point!

and that last point? oh the adult timeline is so damn hopeful and it's finally free of the curse, it's able to bloom in ways that old hyrule simply couldn't - and won't for as long as the curse remains plus it opens a ton of interesting paths to look into and ideas to work with

Currently thinking about how hyrule never seems to advance technologically in any way that lasts for any time (sheika and zonai die, sky's stuff is gone) as long as there is a hero chosen by the goddesses who uses the mastersword

HOWEVER

WIND.

IN WINDS ERA - THE ADULT TIMELINE - AS SOON AS HE'S LEFT FI AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND NEW HYRULE IS FOUNDED THEY GO THROUGH AN INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION????

THEY GET TRAINS??????

HEY HI WHAT'S UP WITH THAT

[thestarfishinjootsoffice]

Hi, is your request still open? If not just ignore this ask, if it still open. Can i request Slashers with a kid!reader who can cooking any foods as they hobbies?

The last sentences are hard to read but I think you meant who can cook any food as their hobbies? I'm sorry this turned into a kid reader knowing how to full out cook

Requests currently not open! I'm just trying to empty my inbox

Slashers with child! Reader who's hobby is cooking!

Michael

Michael doesn't really care that much for food but he likes seeing you cook. He's just watching you and occasionally helps you out by getting ingredients that are too high for you on the shelf.

We don't know the last time he ate even he doesn't know but he'll eat your cooking. Good or bad he likes it.

'my child is a chef'.

It's been decades since anyone has cooked Michael anything and having his kid do it warms his cold heart.

Sinclair brothers

You're the one cooking and taking care of them most of the time. These three men do not know what self care is.

That's right, your fun cute little hobby became a necessity every few hours.

It's funny to see the sinclair brothers just sitting at the dinner table while their little sibling cooks for them *tears in eye*. Bo thought it was lame at first but later warmed up to it and gave you vegetables and shit for your cooking, Lester excitedly sits, happy that he's finally getting some fuckin homemade food and Vincent is being the cute little psychopathic artsy boy that he is. <3

These poor bby need some love.

Hannibal

You two can be cooking together so cute!

You have plenty of meat and organs to cool with, and he'll be there to be your guide. Gives you needed criticism and tips. Like father like daughter. Yippie!

If it makes you happy he'll let you be the chef for tonight. You'll have so many things to cook with ong.

Makes his friends try your cooking and if someone makes a rude comment? Oh well, they can be in your next meaty dish.

Billy n Stu

Both of them cannot cook for shit. But only because they can't take anything seriously and they'll end up burning or causing a fire cause they're too busy goofing around.

And that's when you come around and save the house and plates!

Everytime you cook they're just always ready to try it. It's better then buying snacks and junk food AND having to ration it because, money. (this is during their families are on a trip something idk)

Sometimes they two will try to learn cooking too but fail miserably.

[skrunklyfungi]

Ong? just like that?

If i may , i have been tempted into writing … some lil drabble on a sanji x F!Spider!Reader because of this lovely art

HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME ?!?!!?!?

Fuckin is he scared??? horni??? both at the same time oh lord in the webs of a spider woman but also WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN but also AHHHHHHH BUGS,

[chiquilines]

Alright guys, i hate hate hate struggling to find good fics to read (especially when it comes to wlw, wonder why) so have my all time favourite mha wlw fics!! Theyre all pg13 and very fluffy, cause im built different. They ALSO have the wlw ship as the central pairing, because i am sick of being an afterthought. Enjoy!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11751861#main momojirou pull an all nighter!! Reread this one at least 10 times what a classic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/9539114 domestic pro heroes mmjr make me absolutely lose my shit, this is probably my top reread fic of all time it just never gets old. Theyre so sweet and its so gentle and they love each other so much

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8666509 momo goes fuckin apeshit for once (aka she runs from the cops after trying to speed to impress jirou)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25760866 Jirou got really fucked over by homophobes in middle school but good thing every single girl in 1A is queer, basically. This one is slightly less fluffy for fairly obvious reasons, but the happy ending is there ong

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22945576/chapters/54849307 this is THE most beautiful mmjr fic ive evr read. The author writes poetry, momo is a rich sheltered kid and jirou is a punk, and fate lets them cause chaos with the bakusquad

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34876642 miryumi princess bride AU like?? Could it be any more perfect?? I think not

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22245835/chapters/53119372 130k miryumi vigilante!fuyumi that is my favourite thing ever. The todoroki fam through her eyes is so well written, miryumi half-enemies to lovers was amazing, and it just read super nicely

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13700766 OKAY OKAY DONT KILL ME i know this is a tgchk household but tsuchako also hold a special place in my heart. Short and fluffy, like them <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16654201 midjoke meet at the licence exam. Their relationship through the years. Theyre in love and domestic and sick of the media need i say more

[obscure-song-tournament]

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Lumi headcanons

i have dragged myself outta the hell that's been my weekend and have FINALLY cobbled together all of my thoughts abt Lumine,,, it's a lot so bear w/ me bc i love her so so so much. the big list of h/c's: - extroverted lumi,,, - tired older sister / mom of Paimon. Paimon may know more about Teyvat than Lumine does, but Lumine's the one who takes care of Paimon and guides her through the harder things in life; definitely gives the vibes of Paimon being a kid sister and Lumine being very protective of her. somewhat mother but also not??? definitely the adult between the two smh - incredibly smart. very perceptive with a lotta intuition. i mean, you need to be able to be quick on the draw if you're going to be traveling nonstop, y'know?? - paragon Lumi is my roman empire. - frugal as SHIT, penny pincher extraordinaire. Paimon has yet to find all the emergency funds, and Lumine is adamant on KEEPING it that way. - abandonment issues. listen,,, listen she's got em, we all know she does, and i feel like she gets very attached to people but doesn't really let them know. - stemming from abandonment issues, I feel like she's got this issue of putting the weight of the world on her shoulders? like she cannot let herself feel negative emotions and bottles up a lot of the bad shit she deals with. her belief is that if she's not being a positive force, she's failing everyone around her and they'll one day leave her behind. - adding onto that bit, it definitely shows through the fact that she's not quick to actually anger. like her anger is VERY VERY rare, and usually she's very relaxed and tries to work through things as calmly as possible. - despite lumi being slow to anger, she's def violent in a mischievous gremlin way. definitely gives the vibe of 'u called me short, i am consuming ur knee caps'. But this is more of a bit and something to do as an intimidation tactic for ppl who don't know her, and it feels very accurate tbh - Lumi is bilingual, nothing more needs to be said. - she has scars. like a few of em, too. Mostly from her adventures in Teyvat, since she's less durable than she's used to being??? She has some scars from her fight against Dvalin, a scar or two from fighting Childe, a LOT of scars from Inazuma, as well as scars from using the elements!! - on the topic of scars, i DO believe she has scars from losing her wings in the fight with the Unknown God. and like, this hurts her. she feels such intense guilt over what happened and how she failed to protect her brother. she would gladly boast to you about any of her scars, but if you mention the ones on her back, she gets,,, quiet,,,, - i have done a deep dive dissection of the differences between the twin's elemental animations, and one day i will post that i swear; but for now all imma say is that Lumi struggles w/ Geo element the most. - fear of failure! i mentioned it before, but I personally feel like this has such a huge affect on her? - speaking of fears; CLAUSTROPHOBIA! listen, lumi definitely feels like she'd be claustrophobic, can't handle tight spaces. she also is terrified of the Abyss specifically, but tight spaces? unable to move? feeling trapped???? yeah, she's got that besties. - she feels like such a mom sometimes i s2g. like some of these characters feels like characters she would call her kids teasingly. personally believe Bennett called her "mom" once and he hasn't been able to live it down since b/c she refuses to answer to anything else from him now. - protective Lumi is my favorite, nothing more to add. - Lumine is very dancer-like in a lot of her animations, so me personally i think she would be a good dancer ong. - GOD tiered Cook, she's so fuckin good at that shit, like girl can crack just about any damn recipe she gets.

OKAY,,, I THINK,,,,,,,,,,,, I THINK I GOT THEM ALL DOWN,,,,,,,,,,

this went way longer than i meant, the brain worms ate through my skull and i got very carried away. but also it feels good to have the general gist of it all down,,, my beloved lumine i adore u so so much,,,,

anyway these were my h/c's for Lumi, i'll work on Kaeya next i think b/c i have Many Thoughts (tm) on him. :)c

[smokeypeaches-and-honeyplums]

Hello!

I’ve come to request some nsfw headcanons of Redson from you or if you feel up to it maybe the nsfw alphabet with him?

I’m starved of content pertaining to nsfw with this man ong TT

Byeee! Thanks for reading this and I hope you have a lovely rest of your day

FIRST NSFW REQUEST AND IT'S FOR REDSON-- IT HAS COME FULL FUCKIN CIRCLE LMAO

Gonna do alphabet cause I've always wanted to do one

Reader is Gender Neutral by default NSFW!! MINORS DNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) I imagine that Redson is a very catering partner. At this point in his life he's soft enough to get to this point so he'll make sure your needs are met WAY before his

Need water? Gotcha A Bath? Oh for SURE

Hungry? He's a pretty good chef!

And if you just want to be held, he's a pretty warm human (demon?) pillow

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His hands! Redson's able to do so much with them. Invent, use his powers, make himself and you feel good, they're very useful with getting what he needs to get done, done If you're masc leaning, he loves your collarbones. There's something about them that drives him wild and want to mark them up the most, especially given that as a demon, marking territory and keeping it from others is one of his core primal instincts If you're fem leaning, he loves your lips, especially when they get swollen and puffy from kissing or servicing him, it makes him go mad with lust sometimes from how undone you look from him alone, whether or not he's domming or subbing

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Redson prefers to finish inside more often than not when he's topping, letting your body know and remember who you belong to

Though this doesn't stop him from marking you with it either. If anything, it turns him on even more if he were to finish on your face after a blowjob or on your stomach or back. Drives him up the wall

If he bottoms, he doesn't mind painting the both of you with his cum, it gives him a special sort of connection when he's in sub space and still falls back to the whole marking thing with demons

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Redson has had plenty a fantasy of fully succoming to his primal urges and just taking you in a mating press or full nelson and going to town on you until you're absolute DRUNK on his dick. Going until he's satisfied or until you tap out, also having fantasies of having the same done to him and finally be able to not always be the one in control and giving the reigns to you instead

He's also wanted to try using his powers on you, but he'll never really do something you don't want

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Redson's lived for thousands of years. He's gotta know a thing or two

Given with demon culture there's a whole courting thing, I wouldn't be surprised if he's been with a partner or two before you. Maybe not to this extent but he knows enough when it comes to mostly vanilla things

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position where Redson gets to see your face in full view when he tops or bottoms. Mirror or not. Missionary, mating press, against the wall, doesn't matter. He wants --no, NEEDS-- to see your face as he makes you feel good in either way, so he knows he's doing a good job

Seeing your face, how it twists and turns, it feels him with a sense of pride

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Oh, Redson is VERY serious about being serious. Given how important this is to him, especially as a demon and what it solidifies in your relationship, he refuses to INTENTIONALLY get goofy when getting the deed done

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet definitely matches the drapes. As royalty, Redson has a thing about if he has hair down there, he'll make sure that, just like his appearance, he'll look decent and proper from head to toe.

It's a pretty tamed bunny trail, kinda stylized like a flame with the same yellow/orange hairs in the center

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As much as Redson wants either of you to just go to town and give in to instincts, (at least a part of him does) he much perfers making love to you above all else. It's a time where he can truly be properly vulnerable and he wants to value every second

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Redson doesn't do it often, even when the both of you get active. His hands and him himself are so busy he doesn't really need to focus on his libido or pleasure otherwise. He always used inventing for distraction anyways, so he could go some time without paying attention to himself unless you encouraged him to do so now and again

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

TEMPURATURE PLAY! Redson loves it if you give him the chance to indulge!

Bondage!! He's more interested the fine arts of it like shibari in comparison to just a one n done tie of the hands and/or legs

Believe it or not? Roleplay! He's already pretty damn dramatic, so why not lean into it?

He really loves to watch you masturbate, whether or not he joins you doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. Just having you on display for him unraveled is enough to get him going

Love Brat taming or being a Brat. Bite me

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Obviously the bedroom. Redson values privacy when doing something intimate like this above all else, so he primarily will do it in the bedroom. If he DOES feel risky, the farthest he'll go is his workshop, so he still has that same privacy he values

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When Redson focuses on his respective favorite body parts of yours, his mind follows suit and he's raring to go.

If you're masc? Show off your collarbones, he's like a dog to steak.

If you're fem? Wear a set of lipstick or lipgloss he really likes and talk slowly and sensually, he'll hang on every word and then suddenly, his work can wait

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Redson outright REFUSES to do anything in the public eye that's for your or his eyes only. Exhibitionism is a big turn off for him, given his drive to "keep what's his, his" as a demon. He could share with one or two others he knows if he were poly (Like MK or Mei), but a bunch of strangers out in the open? Huge no

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Redson has no preference on whether or not he gives or receives all that much. If he were to say he did, maybe giving, as he wants you to feel good as much as he could. He's pretty good with his tongue and mouth too since he uses it doing so much talking

If he feels like teasing, he'll go the extra mile. If you have a penis, he'll deepthroat as much as he can take or make small noises to send vibrations through your body

If you have a vagina, he'll get those hands to working along with his tongue, you are not safe

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Redson tends to go slow and sensual when he's on top at first. He wants to relish in these moments for as long as he possibly can and bask in the glow of it, but once you go for any more rounds is when he'll begin to pick up the pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Redson isn't very fond of quickies given his view and value of your intimacy with him, but if either of you REALLY need it, he won't argue about it too much, but don't be surprising if he drags it out into more. A quickie can't really satisfy him

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Redson's willin to experiment or get risky within reason. He won't do it if it gets too far for the either of you, but for you he'll dip his toes in something you want to do

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh Redson has stamina. He's lived for a long time, and no matter the time of day has a ton of energy in him due to his fiery personality. So he could go for as long as you needed him to. Hell, he'd be willing to go til the sun comes and/or sets, whatever you damn well wanted.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Redson invents his own toys, primarily using them on you when he feels remotely sadistic and feels like teasing or punishing you. Though he does encourage you to do the same if the moment strikes you fancy

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Redson likes to tease a LOT, regardless of his position in bed. He will use his very skillful hands in every manner to be unfair to you as possible, so if you have the chance to, bind his fucking hands jesus fuck

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Redson keeps his volume in check surprisingly enough. He doesn't wanna get too loud if he can help it, but if he gets loud he'll purposefully moan or groan in your ears because of the reaction he gets. He'll even growl if he's feeling particularly dominant

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Redson is a service top 100%. I've been hinting at it a lot throughout this post but I'm saying it outright now. Mans is a people pleaser.

Also remember when I mentioned being a brat? He perfers being one than taming. It's a natural element for him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Can I talk about his dick now?

Anyways, Redson has at least have 10 inches in length at most, 6 at least with 4.72in. in width. He's the son of a bull, come on now

It has a small natural upward curve to it, the base having a darker tint to it in comparison to everything else with a slightly flared tip. He's pretty proud of it

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

As a demon, Redson's libido is pretty high, but he has a good grasp on it. He's not horny 24/7 of course, but if the moment is presented to get to fucking, he'll pounce on it

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Redson's resilient enough to not fall asleep before you to make sure you're okay, but once it's done it does leave him pretty damn tired. He's up at ungodly hours of the night and always working, scheming, doing something. So this is a pretty good reliever for him and once he's done making sure you're okay, he's quick to fall asleep next to you afterward

If you're the one taking care of him instead, he's like a damn baby in how soft he becomes in the afterglow, clinging onto you and just so tired.

Hold him gently like hamgurber

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SNEAKY TOUR BUS SEX BEFORE ANYONE KNOW YOURE TOGETHER ONG HOW HAVE WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THISTLE

it's the most delicious thought!! also love the thought of you "offering to be the one to wake matty up" in the mornings on tour, so you have reason to go into his room in the mornings and at LEAST make out with him if not actually fuck him lol. but also, that ends up just being a cover for why you and matty are AWOL first thing on tour, so he can sneak into your room at night and cuddle/fuck you to sleep and vice versa. but the tour bus... the two of you staying up chatting or reading after everyone goes to sleep, and the night ending up with you riding matty on one of the seats before you have to spend the night in one of the bunks each... yum. BUT ALSO the two of you sleeping in the bunks directly opposite each other and pulling back the curtains when nobody else is there to flash the other... incredible; matty would fuckin pass out the first time you showed your tits to him like that i fear lol. AND when the bus stops... the two of you getting off at the same time so you can go and kiss without anyone seeing, or maybe even actually getting off in a restaurant bathroom or something. yeah, i think you lose a lot of inhibition when you're so needy and it's your only outlet for it lol. hot tho! <3