#i forgot dick

[evil-bisexual-of-sorts]

I feel the need to inform everyone of a fairly recent headcanon of mine. It’s fun, and it makes no sense, but I love it. So everybody here knows about fairytales and folktales and all that, right? So basically I think that members of the Batfam will occasionally just say something completely deranged and also entirely plausible based off of a story, and it all devolves into chaos from there.

The current system has points and they have rankings and stuff based on how many people agree with their claims.

Steph is winning right now, and the story she used is now banned from their discussions due to the utter chaos that ensued.

[ashoss]

happy halloween from the batjust league

[erinwantstowrite]

Halloween AU!!!

hey so. i put SOOOOO much effort into this au and for what? at least it ended up looking cool? anyways Halloween is my favorite holiday and i just HAD to make something for them!

i had a LOT of ideas for what everyone would be, but i really wanted to stick to a certain theme cause it's based around Halloween. i knew i had to have a vampire, werewolf, and a witch. cause like... obviously. iconic Halloween stuff!! but i took some liberties with everyone else and i think they turned out pretty cool!!

Jason was originally a fox shifter (which i still love and might draw art for some day) but i went with a bear in the end. is that because i thought about tiny bear cub Jaybin and wanted to cry? yeah. yeah it is. i KNEW Steph was going to be my werewolf though i started doubting myself when i went to draw her. turned out to be my favorite drawing on here which makes sense cause she is my light my love my daughter my will to live and all that jazz

Tim was actually gonna be a harpy but thank god i didn't go for that in the end. Duke was the one that was a bitch and a half trying to figure out BUT!! comments on the post asking what y'all thought led me towards Psychic so THANK YOUUUU everybody that commented!! (specifically those who thought of ghost!! Duke and Tim ended up being a perfect duo in this au)

Babs was pretty easy to figure out what I wanted for her. I read somewhere that they are seen as protectors of forests/ are considered spiritual authority figures and also.... she looks cool as fuck. Did not expect how easy it was to find a ref for a deer in a wheelchair though? I can never find the right hand or face angle reference but that was super easy???

For Bruce there was literally no question he HAD to be human. it's literally so funny that everyone who knows Batman thinks he's a spooky vampire but he's human. his first son, however?????? THAT'S the vampire. I knew Dick had to be a vampire too. A little nod towards that one comic run but in my au nothing bad happens ever 🥰 Damian also being a bat shifter is very on purpose because how funny is it that he's a bat man. Literally not a single person in the League thinks that Bruce is telling the truth about being human. Bruce you are NOT beating the secretly a vampire allegations.

adding in Jay's hilarious joke it's so fucking funny:

Alfred is actually a demon. I CAN NOT remember who made this post so if someone can help me find it, it would be appreciated!! because this was inspired by them!!! but somewhere i saw someone talk about Alfred being a demon that Thomas and Martha made a deal with (i think it was for an au idea?) and I just HAD to put it here. Alfred looks so human and everyone expects it, but he's definitely not. I put the ??? because it's so fucking funny. see if you can spot the 1 hint i put on his drawing that something is amiss!!

Peter is from an alternate dimension still, but it is not a world of creatures like him, it's just the same as LoF canon except Peter grew some extra limbs and eyes. He finds that it's actually pretty easy to fit in with the Waynes. Hard to feel like a freak when a guy can turn into a fucking bear, or your dad is a vampire, and the teenagers in the family are trying to summon ghosts or make potions.

additional doodles for this au:

i am still debating whether i am going to draw something for this au or write a oneshot, but i DO want to do something with these for Halloween

[flopity-flips]

did you guys hear they bodied bubbline and rupphire in best yuri bracket on twitter

[batbabydamian]

catboy Damian i will miss you 🥺

[betrayalandbetrayed]

If anyone knows of a crack fic where Jason and Damian are fighting over who has the highest kill count, and it turns into this large thing with like a betting pool. So Oracle takes over and spends like a week determining exactly how many deaths each person has caused.

I think it went Steph and Duke at the bottom with 0, Cass with 1, Dick with 11, then Jason and Damian, and finally Tim in like the 10,000s.

It was funny as far as I remember

[doydoune]

hey have you heard of this brand new aa trend that totally just came out

[feyinvestigations]

Pt1. // Pt.2 // next

Masterpost

Hood would never want to be verified and would actively hate being verified argue with the wall

[spaghetti-o-fficial]

I've noticed that my post of this "strangely" no longer exists so I'm gonna keep making a new post with this every time it seemingly disappears. Fuck you @staff you can't silence me that easily

@non-tyrannical-usa could you rb with the list please? I'd like this to be spread as far as I can this time

[khaopybara]

❝Do we need to [know each other's names]? We'll forget it tomorrow morning anyway.❞

FIRST KANAPHAN as KANT and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 1 of THE HEART KILLERS

[batcavescolony]

*family hanging out*

Damian: *sneaking in animals* Drake I need a distraction.

Tim: why should I help you?

Damian: I won't tell everyone how many people you killed when you blew up Grandfather's league bases.

Tim: fine. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME DICK KILLED THE JOKER AND BRUCE REVIVED HIM?

Dick&Bruce: *looks at Tim in horror*

Tim: it was getting too chummy around here anyways.

Jason: I'M SORRY WHAT!!!

Damian: *sneaks his animals in*

[megaawkwardhuman]

[papyrusgayfont]

Ace Attorney Investigations 3 but it’s just about whatever the fuck happened to Gumshoe when he was 16

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in alt text, transcripts for comics also found there!]

🎉🎇HAPPY NEW YEAR!🎇🎉

Sure was a year...This is just me taking the end of year opportunity to post the various DC comics doodles that have been gathering dust in my files! Disclaimer that I'm a heathen who mostly reads batfam comics (and also a lot of. Sidekick-y stuff? Like YJ98) and these are all for fun! (Image #3 is a direct adaptation of this text post I made)

[mammutblog]

happy rabbit year before it ends i drew all the robins in a bunny outfit

[can-a-tuna-fish]

Give him $25 and he will come home with a bag full of food that hasn’t seen the light of day since the early 90’s.