Underswap!Sans Pining Headcanons
- Falls in love in first sight. As soon as Sans sees you, his soul is already bumping so hard and his face is flushed in a soft blue. You can be doing anything and he falls in love with you instantly. Eating a burger? Bam. Standing while on your phone? You have his heart and attention!
- He's always blushing around you. Even just being in a ten foot radius of you, there is a slight blush on his face. Alphys and Papyrus always tease him over it and he feels embarrassed that he can't hide his blush.
- He isn't touchy with you compared to his other buds. He gets really shy and flustered over contact. A single brush with your hand and his soul with jump in excitement, his blush deepening five times harder. If you hug him, his entire body will glow blue and he'll end up running away because he's so flustered. Don't take it wrong, he just gets so shy and doesn't know what to do when you decide to get close.
- He tries his best to be cool, but he ends up coming off as awkward. He wants to impress you! But every time he feels your eyes on him, his body stiffens and he messes up his words by accidently saying something silly. He always cringes whenever he thinks back to these moments because he really wants to impress you.
- Sans daydreams about you a lot. He likes to imagine him being your knight in shining armor and you falling in love with him. Confession scenes, him showing you affection, you swooning and him being awesome. When he confesses, he wants it to be perfect! Just like a fairy tale where you return his feelings and kiss him.
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izutsumi but its this thing my cat does (licking my food)
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I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren't doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I'm watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, "Autumn."
another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now
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Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.
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From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...
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manifesting the worst tory election result in history tomorrow. like to charge reblog to cast and reply to send the tories to a shadow dimension for 3000 years
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my current top 3 favs in one piece and me forcing them to interact bc that's super unlikely to happen in canon right now
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