#i forget to post here you know how it goes

[moniquesha]

And the Award for Biggest Slip-Up Goes To…

Pilot.

18+

At the 97th Oscars, Y/N arrives with rumored boyfriend Milo Manheim, stealing the spotlight. Moments later, James Buchanan Barnes steps onto the carpet—not alone, but with Natasha Romanoff by his side. Their eyes meet. Just for a second. But it’s enough.

Content Warning: Hollywood!Bucky x Actress!Y/N, mature themes, Bucky x Current Girlfriend!OFC, angst, jealousy, past feelings resurfacing, HUGE age gap.

author's note: excited & scared! i just really want this out of my head so that's why i'm posting (i can't talk to anyone about this)

The 97th Academy Awards have officially begun, and Hollywood’s elite are flooding the red carpet in a dazzling display of couture and charisma. The flashing lights of a thousand cameras illuminate the night as stars arrive one by one, each moment meticulously captured for history.

With Vanity Fair, Vogue, and The Hollywood Reporter vying for exclusive interviews, the pressure is on to secure the most coveted moments of the evening. Nominees, directors, and industry icons make their way down the carpet, their carefully chosen words and designer ensembles dissected in real-time by eager journalists and online fans alike.

Tonight isn’t just about glitz and glamour. It’s about legacy, about the performances that shaped the year, about who will take home the golden statue… and who will make headlines for reasons beyond their nomination.

The air is thick with excitement and a touch of tension. Notorious rivalries, unexpected reunions, and whispered secrets simmer beneath the surface. Because while the Oscars celebrate film, it’s the moments off-camera that Hollywood never forgets.

And tonight? There’s a storm brewing.

The flashing lights intensify as Y/N finally steps onto the red carpet, instantly commanding attention. Dressed in a stunning custom gown that hugs her frame in all the right places, she moves with an effortless grace that sends reporters scrambling for their microphones.

Everyone who is anyone wants a piece of her. Each desperate to get an exclusive comment from the night’s most anticipated nominee. Paparazzi yell out her name, hoping to catch even a second of her attention, while fans along the barricades scream in excitement.

But it isn’t just Y/N who’s making waves. Walking just a step behind her, looking just as polished in his tailored tux, is Milo Manheim, her co-star and rumored boyfriend. The way he subtly places a hand on her lower back as they navigate the chaos, the way she turns her head slightly toward him when he speaks—it’s enough to send social media into a meltdown.

A reporter from ET gets close enough to ask, "Y/N! How does it feel to be here tonight as a Best Actress nominee? And with Milo by your side?"

Y/N, ever the professional, flashes her signature smile before responding, "It’s surreal. An absolute dream. And I wouldn't be here without the people who believed in me."

She doesn’t directly address the rumors, but the way Milo grins down at her, like he knows a secret the rest of the world doesn’t, only fuels the speculation further.

As they continue down the carpet, another question rings out:

"Y/N, do you think tonight’s the night?"

A pause. A flicker of something unreadable in her gaze.

She smiles. "Guess we’ll have to wait and see."

And with that, she walks forward, disappearing into the biggest night of her career.

But just as the cameras settle from the frenzy of Y/N’s entrance, another wave of excitement ripples through the crowd. The moment everyone has been waiting for, James Buchanan Barnes has arrived.

Dressed in a sharp black tuxedo, exuding effortless confidence, he moves through the red carpet like he owns it. But it’s not just him that has the press on edge. On his arm, stunning in a sleek, perfectly fitted gown, is none other than Natasha Romanoff.

Gasps.

A few stunned expressions. Some knew or at least, thought they knew but seeing them together, here, now? It’s enough to set social media on fire. Bucky, a nominee for Best Actor, flashes a charming smirk as photographers bark out his name, but he barely slows his stride. Natasha on the other hand, elegant and composed, stays close beside him, her presence magnetic.

Meanwhile, just a few feet away, Y/N and Milo are still giving their last few interviews. For the briefest moment, Y/N turns her head. Their eyes meet.

A beat.

Y/N’s jaw tenses so subtly, no one but those who know her best would notice.

Bucky, ever unreadable, holds her gaze for just a second too long before someone calls his name, forcing him to look away. Natasha leans into him slightly, whispering something that makes him chuckle under his breath.

Y/N blinks, turns back to her interview, and pretends the moment never happened.

But someone definitely caught it.

And soon, the internet will too.

author's note: i do genuinely hope i finish this 🙏 a little bit of push from someone or anyone will def make me happy !

i have no masterlists of any kind or what! u are witnessing a baby being born today. but here's your way back to it: Summary.

Part 1.

[wisegirl1448]

"people get really mad when we erase all of annabeth's character to make her nothing more than percy jacksons' girlfriend but we do it to percy all the time."

God forbid we focus on a woman for fuckin once

you didn't get what i was tryna say at all!

what i'm saying is, people love to come onto here and talk about how annabeth is so much more than someone's girlfriend.

which is true she's a survivor of the underworld, traveler of the sea of monsters, holder of the sky, walker of the labyrinth, architect of olympus, 2x hero of olympus, finder of the athena parthenos, survivor of Tartarus and 2x war veteran. (there is so much more that i'm probably forgetting) she's literally my queen and my inspo in life okay, i love her! this isn't me being biased! i know she's amazing and i wanted to focus that post on percy and how amazing he is, and seeing as it was a percy jackson appreciation post, i thought that would be appropriate.

because percy is so much more than the silly goofy guy who goes on quests for the gods and is somehow dating annabeth chase and is so incredibly dumb and everything he does, he does wrong when annabeth isn't holding he's hand, and he says is so stupid. he isn't even this guy. this is the farthest thing from percy's character

incase you forgot, he also survived the underworld, he also traversed the sea of monsters, he too held the sky, he too walked the labyrinth, he gave up godhood so that the children of the gods would never feel neglected again, he bore and survived the curse of Achilles, the very first to ever achieve that btw. he too is a survivor of Tartarus and all of it's horrors. he also is a 2x hero of olympus as well as a 2x war veteran.

this is not percy favoritism, this isn't anyone talking bad abt annabeth. my page is all annabeth. but we have to accept that percy is more than just her boyfriend, the same way that she is also much more than just his girlfriend.

if you have a problem with people giving percy his very overdue credit because you believe we're taking the spotlight away from annabeth, then you are part of the problem.

they are both very awesome very accomplished demigods and their gender has nothing to do with it. even if annabeth was a guy, she would've also still ended up as the architect of olympus, cuz it was her destiny; not to be that person, but she is so incredibly amazing that that promotion would've been hers both as a male and as a female.

even if percy was a female, he would've still been the one to fulfil the great prophecy right? he still would've turned down godhood. he still would be a 2x war veteran and hero of olympus.

stop bringing gender into places it has no business being in. and i'm also a woman. so i don't know what you thought you did bringing gender into an appreciation post of all places. please take your negativity somewhere else (preferably a therapist. if you already have one, get a new one. this one clearly isn't working.)

[pinkfishtank]

It’s not that easy. (Pt.2 of Let Go)

Pairing:ex!Sebastian Stan x singer!Reader

Summary: It wasn’t crazy long since Sebastian broke up with you. Did this mean he was over you? Nah. But he didn’t wanna admit that. Scared being with you would ruin both of your careers since the age gap is crazy.

Word count: 1.6k

Warnings: Drinking I guess?? I don’t fucking know. I just know that this is angst where he fucking misses you but doesn’t wanna admit it. Pathetic man.

Themes:”why do you make it so hard to forget you”/ “I left yet I miss you.”/angst

Author’s note:a part of me had to like prepare myself to write this. I had like a bit of writers block so it was hard trying to find ideas until I was listening to the right music. I’m gonna be honest I wish I could change the music for this one but I’m too lazy to make a whole new picture collage… Anyways! This story is gonna go from Sebastian to Y/n’s pov from each story. Ima try that and see how it goes but other than that I hope y’all like. Also I’m not too sure if this story will have a happy ending, depends how I feel the day I write the last part. :>

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“TMZ TONIGHT! Y/N’s concert tonight was great! Welll except for the part when she cries over one song in particular!”

“We all know she’s not over him”

“She’s so relatable”

“Context???”

“She just mad she got replaced by a model.”

Replaced.

Replaced.

Replaced.

Damn it. Sebastian threw his phone onto the other side of the couch. That’s not how he wanted it to seem. You weren’t replaceable and the world should know that. Well even if neither you or him talked about the private breakup on any interviews. Probably nervous it would scar y’all’s reputation. There wasn’t much the news knew about it. Just that you had stopped bringing him food to his sets, and him not going to any of your concerts anymore recording you while holding a bunch of flowers, and the fact y’all were always hanging out no matter how many paparazzis were taking photos of you too. God it all sucked when he remembered

He took another long swig of his beer before setting it down on the coffee table. how is it that one or two dates with some random girl he met at a party had already made me people think he was done with Y/n. And then the way she reacted on stage. god it made his heart ache, in a way he wished he could tell it to stop, to remind his heart that he left, he walked out that one morning, it was all…his fault. He thought too much about what would’ve happened if he just gave into her begs, your begs. If he’d just not opened that door and left, and instead picked you back up and over to whatever surface he could take you on.

Fuck stop it. There was also a reason for why he left like that. Comments. On their relationship were probably the worse at that time. Also saying he groomed you, or that he was basically an adult predator. They made his stomach turn as much as you used to calm him down about it.

But as much as he could sit here and drink his beer till he could feel his body getting numb to the liquid. In some way he wished he could’ve just stayed, he should’ve stayed. He lectured himself about it. All the god damn time.

But before he could keep thinking his phone went off and he perked his head up like a damn bird hearing the slightest noise. Sebastien sighed and rubbed his hands over his face, trying to get it together before picking up his phone and looking through the notifications before seeing the one that made his head go up.

Sarah (party girl): Hey! I really enjoyed these past few dates we’ve been on. I really hope we can keep doing them :)

Sebastian stared at the message for a moment. Biting his lip as he read the message over and over again. He didn’t know what he could say. He knew he couldn’t keep going with this, couldn’t do this while he would still stare at your post on how your band was doing, or watching interviews of right when you got out of your concerts, detecting maybe something, anything that could be saying ‘come back to me.’. Yet before he knew it he was already texting a rejection message to Sarah. That this just wasn’t gonna work out cause of his job. Ya, his job; sure dumbass.

So Sebastian’s fingers types throughout the screen, trying to write out a nice sweet…rejection. But he didn’t wanna think about it like that.

After looking at his message for a good couple of minutes, checking the spelling, and making sure he didn’t sound like a dick head. He sent it before setting his phone quickly on the coffee table. He could sense just how Sarah would react to when she saw the message.

Sebastian: uhm about that. Look Sarah I really like you and all that but I just can’t keep leading you on like this. With my work, and my mental state at the moment, I don’t think I can do this. I just have so much going on and I don’t think I can juggle a relationship too.

He sighed and thought to himself about how sarah would be pissed when she saw it. But in a way, it was for the better, he was stuck. Stuck on something that couldn’t happen, shouldn’t have happened. Ever. He let his guard down and now that guard made sure to remind him every time what he missed.

He let the alcohol numb his pain sip after sip. Let the sweet burn go down his throat like it was the only comfort. Every time he closed his eyes all he could think, see, hear, was her. In a way it was bad, he shouldn’t be thinking like that anymore. Yet after a couple of minutes of just sitting in weird silence he threw his head back against the couch and closed his eyes in that moment deciding to let the memories run through his brain again. Let them calm him down.

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“Why are we going to this concert again?” Sebastian looked over at his other friends, with a curious expression.

“Why the hell not? My friend is the manager of the venue and he managed to snag a few extra tickets. Asked if I wanted some so I agreed. Plus I’ve heard they are pretty good.” Anthony said as he smiled a bit and they made it to the venue, how there were people waiting outside in a line. But instead Anthony went to the ticket stand and simply asked about the tickets. Good to find out they were vip passes, letting them in early for a meet and greet.

As Sebastian and Anthony walked in they were met with a big half empty venue, being guided by a backstage staff leading them to where people were taking pictures. The line wasn’t long yet not small as they watched the band talking to fans as they took a picture and walked off.

But that’s when Sebastian saw you, with some fan smiling as they hugged you and while you just laughed it off and giggled. It was a sweet, calming scene. But his attention was only focused on you as they waited in line.

Then it was their turn and they walked over to you and the other band members. It seemed like your the member of your band automatically could tell who they were and became fan girls for a moment.

“Holy shit you’re the falcon, and you’re the winter soldier! What are y’all doing here?” Your bassist said as the dummer and guitarist went over to shake their hands, give them a little half hug.

“Oh just wanted to pop on by” Anthony started while Sebastian looked over at you. You too made eye contact, gently making you smile and wave at him before he took that as a way of coming towards you.

He let his hand go up to shake yours. “Sebastian.” He spoke

“Y/n” you replied shaking his hand and just looking up at him. It’s like everything in that moment he couldn’t give a shit about if it wasn’t involving you.

The night went on with that, talking throughout the meet and greet, the amount of glances he took as he stood by watching you meet other fans before the concert.

The concert was a whole other situation though. As you danced on stage he couldn’t keep his eyes off of you, like everything stopped when you too held that type of eye play. God it was best to remember that type of memory, a memory you could’ve told y’all’s kids. A sweet story about a celebrity and a singer just meeting and falling for each other on sight.

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But just as the memory was getting detailed, it’s like it faded to black, waking him up from

His desperate attempt to have a warmth in his chest that wasn’t the alcohol he drank.

“Fuck.” He muttered as he took some deep breaths. Before his phone buzzed yet again. He knew who it was, he didn’t have to check it, knowing it was Sarah. Yet he tapped the screen of his phone to see the snarky comment from her.

Sarah(party girl): ya whatever you’re just a dick.

He scoffed and shook his head. Sarah was right, he was a dick. A big one.

What if Y/n ever said that to you? Would then you hate her? Would you never speak to her again? Would you call her a dick back?

Nah. He could be her dick head. He could be whatever she wanted him to be. Even if it was some stupid name that made him just want to fall to his knees and agree. God damn it, he knew he was in some deep shit for this. Too deep, he couldn’t find his way out anymore.

But…he didn’t wanna find his way out at all. He wanted to get lost in her eyes, her voice, the taste of her body. She was like some drug that made him want to be an addict. It was infuriating, yet exciting.

He sighed hard closing his eyes before cursing under his breath and throwing his whiskey glass at the wall

“FUCK.” He shouted as he threw his hands over his face trying to calm himself. Then another message popped up on his screen making him grab it hard and look over the email.

An email from the golden globes inviting him to join them at their great award ceremony in a couple of weeks.

God damn it.

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[embracedfire]

Seeing other amazing posts about tr!Sneeg and his isolation leading to everyone eventually leaving him on his own (Phil, Fit, Clown, Ros to the Null, etc.), what if this + the need for number up and greater power through his own means could lead to the skulk infection on him becoming worse?

Especially now that he and Aimsey went to an Ancient City to get those warden souls for the cracked skulk catalysts they ate, and especially since the keeper said it would mess with their humanity (plus Sneeg tried to get another catalyst for another life!! He wanted more of the thing infecting him because it would have a chance of benefiting him despite the warning given), the calling from the deep dark could become a hell of a lot worse.

Imagine if you will:

Sneeg is working on some machine or grinding for levels at The Blender. He is alone and has been for a while. He hasn’t seen anyone close to him in god knows, even Ros! (I know she will msg Sneeg in game but shhhhh pretend she forgor about him for a bit for the sake of plot) Really the only person he’d been able to talk to in person was Aimsey lately, but they were usually busy with other people on the server.

Having been in isolation for so long would surely make someone believe they’re hearing voices no one else can. That tends to happen when someone goes mad.

Sneeg at some point begins to hear quiet whispers. At first he doesn’t take much notice, being that there’s been a lot of strange sounds he, and only he, can hear for a while. Surely he must be imagining it, right? It must be all in his head. But soon, those quiet whispers turn to distant screams, and those to a cacophony of sorrow and yearning. The skulk starting to spread around his machine is beginning to call to him. This calling gets louder and louder and louder, and it’s getting increasingly difficult for Sneeg to ignore, even with the temptations and numbering up he needs to be doing.

With no one to check in on how he’s doing, he ends up listening to this strange echo (partially out of curiosity, partially out of an unusual desire to follow the call). The skulk spreading on his body is getting much, much worse, going across his torso and mutating it terribly, causing fatigue and the beginnings of eyesight loss. It’s changing him, his body, his mind, how he thinks. He’s becoming obsessive over it, acting like he has to listen to this like it’s something a living being needs to live and long forgetting what he went into isolation for (number uppppp).

The call leads him to some of the deepest and darkest parts of the underground.

An Ancient City.

But this time, in a place where natural light is rare and feels like a death trap even just looking at it, it seems like a safe place to be. Sneeg’s vision isn’t the best (the blindness infinity that happened during the lore with Aimsey in this instance probably), but he could somehow sense that this place was good, safe, home. Way safer than any place like Bad’s cathedral could ever hope to be. The City called to him, summoned him to its protection, and he listened.

Now, Sneeg prefers to stay in this underground City out of its prime. Down here, he doesn’t need to worry about being alone anymore. The other souls in this place are plenty company, and they wouldn’t abandon him. If anyone else even thinks to dare get too close to his home, they won’t last long.

Wouldn't it be neat if tr!Sneeg was slowly losing his vision

Wouldn't it be cool if tr!Sneeg started getting really sensitive hearing haha

Wouldn't be funny if tr!Sneeg started feeling a pull from the deep dark and he could hear heartbeats and screaming coming from the skulk deep underground that drown out all of his other senses and felt the urge to leave. The urge to leave everyone and protect the things down where light is a rare thing. Where the souls trapped forever call out to him.

Heahahaa C:

[chaziemcblack]

I might fall from way across the sky It might hurt but I'll be fine The ground might break so I'll close my eyes Cause I know I'll wake up in your arms

[sergle]

yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason

side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.

and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.

[bixels]

What did/do you like about Pharah?

Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.

Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).

But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.

There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.

Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

"my education is my highest priority" everything returns to vocaloid

[firebirdsdaughter]

Oh, just…

… Rewatching Nikita again and finally fully understanding in s1 the degree to which Percy really fucking just used Michael and Birkhoff's friendship as a tool/weapon and being filled with murderous rage.

[maddy-ferguson]

i had been meaning to check on my one mutual who liked bucktommy but i couldn't remember her url and i couldn't see her in the people i follow and it's because she blocked me...my bad

[weenieliker]

🦐...

[pomefioredove]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ snuggles for hire

summary: first years try helping you out with your touch-starved problem type of post: short fics (blurbs?) characters: leona, floyd, jade, vil additional info: romantic or platonic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu

"Really? That's it?" Ace scoffs.

"So, they haven't been hugged in a while. Okay? Neither has Deuce,"

Deuce glares. It's almost menacing. "That's not true, and you know it! I get lots of hugs every time I visit home!"

"I do, too. But that's just the thing, though, ain't it?" Epel says. "They don't have no home to get hugs from."

The huddle of first years goes quiet. Some days, you become such a part of their world, they forget you're really not from it.

"...Okay, point taken," Ace sighs. "But they have Grim! And he only stinks like, half the time!"

"If memory serves, Grim usually sleeps on the floor..." Epel says. "Poor prefect, all lonely. Now even their sleep is suffering 'cause of it!"

Jack rubs the back of his neck. "It must be tough, not having anything to look forward to,"

Another melancholy silence. Finally, Ace stands, hands on his hips.

"Well, let's do something about it, then. There are tons of boys at this school- one of them should be willing to help,"

It's eight in the morning after another disappointing attempt at rest, and now you can't even sleep in. Damn visitors.

You throw open the front door.

"What? What could you possibly- wh- Leona?"

The housewarden smirks. He looks a little too proud of himself for this early in the morning...

"A little wolfie told me you weren't sleeping well. Lucky for you, that's my specialty. Now, are you gonna let me in, or what?"

He doesn't wait for an answer, letting himself in and making himself comfortable on the couch in the foyer.

He pats the spot next to him.

"Listen..." you say. "I don't know what you heard, but I'm fine."

"Don't be proud. I don't pity you, I just... owe you. Now get your butt over here, yeah?"

Leona isn't so scary when he's asleep. He's more like... the world's largest pillow. Of course, you're at risk of being smothered until you crawl into a better position, but once you're on top, he's surprisingly warm and comfortable.

You can tell you're being watched before you hear anything.

And you think you might just know wh-

"Shrimpyyy!"

For two boys so tall, the tweels are awfully quiet. Especially when it comes to "surprising" you in random places. This time: the hall.

Floyd pulls you into a bone-crushing hug while Jade watches from behind, smiling subtly.

When he finally lets you down, you're dizzy. (Though, at this point, you'll take whatever physical touch you can get).

"Shrimpyyy, why didn't you tell us you were lonely? We had to squeeze it outta Spade," Floyd pouts.

"His face makes fascinating expressions when he's afraid," Jade says, merrily.

Before you can answer, Floyd's already got you under his arm (seriously? Where do they find the strength?) and is heading straight towards the hall of mirrors.

You already know there's no getting out of this one...

Floyd is, unsurprisingly, all over, from leaning his whole body weight against you to lying across your lap, to biting your shoulder (in his sleep...?) Oh, and he drools, too.

Jade sits on your other side, one hand holding yours, the other leafing through an almanac from twenty years ago.

You're almost hesitant to admit just how nice it really is.

"And nothing else has worked?" Vil says, throwing open the door to your bedroom with no regard for a "hello" or, "how are you?"

You blink. "...Hello to you, too. May I ask what you're talking about?"

He storms inside, standing over you with his hands on his hips.

"Just that I overheard Epel Felmier asking my vice housewarden if he would be willing to satisfy your need for physical affection. You've been struggling? With sleep? And you didn't think to come to me, first?"

He almost sounds... offended that you didn't.

"...Well... I wasn't making a big deal about it,"

"So, no teas, no vitamins, no pills- nothing has helped?"

You shake your head. He sighs.

"Perhaps it is purely psychological... very well. Get up. I hope you don't toss and turn much, I'm a light sleeper,"

Vil is completely still when he sleeps. No tossing, no turning, no drooling, no snoring. He also insists on sleeping on his back, you, clinging to his side, and a single arm around you. Just as elegant as when he's awake. He'd be a true sleeping beauty if not for the mumbles of nonsense that come from him every few minutes. You swear you can make out your own name, once or twice or three times...

He is warm nonetheless, and his mumbles and idle stroking of his fingers on your waist is enough to satisfy you for a night of good sleep.

[mcmansionhell]

2007-core nostalgia extravaganza

Quick PSA: someone on Facebook is apparently impersonating me using an account called "McMansion Hell 2.0" -- If you see it, please report! Thanks!

Howdy folks! I hope if you were born between 1995 and 2001 you're ready for some indelible pre-recession vibes because I think this entire house, including the photos have not been touched since that time.

This Wake County, NC house, built in 2007, currently boasts a price tag of 1.7 million smackaroos. Its buxom 4 bedrooms and 4.5 baths brings the total size to a completely reasonable and not at all housing-bubble-spurred 5,000 square feet.

I know everyone (at least on TikTok) thinks 2007 and goes immediately to the Tuscan theming trend that was super popular at the time (along with lots of other pseudo-euro looks, e.g. "french country" "tudor" etc). In reality, a lot of decor wasn't particularly themed at all but more "transitional" which is to say, neither contemporary nor super traditional. This can be pulled off (in fact, it's where the old-school Joanna Gaines excelled) but it's usually, well, bland. Overwhelmingly neutral. Still, these interiors stir up fond memories of the last few months before mommy was on the phone with the bank crying.

I think I've seen these red/navy/beige rugs in literally every mid-2000s time capsule house. I want to know where they came from first and how they came to be everywhere. My mom got one from Kirkland's Home back in the day. I guess the 2010s equivalent would be those fake distressed overdyed rugs.

I hate the kitchen bench trend. Literally the most uncomfortable seating imaginable for the house's most sociable room. You are not at a 19th century soda fountain!!! You are a salesforce employee in Ohio!!!

You could take every window treatment in this house and create a sampler. A field guide to dust traps.

Before I demanded privacy, my parents had a completely beige spare bedroom. Truly random stuff on the walls. An oversized Monet poster they should have kept tbh. Also putting the rug on the beige carpet here is diabolical.

FYI the term "Global Village Coffeehouse" originates with the design historian Evan Collins whose work with the Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute!!!!

This photo smells like a Yankee Candle.

Ok, now onto the last usable photo in the set:

No but WHY is the house a different COLOR??????? WHAT?????

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Batfam and Danny, part 1

Jason was at first hesitant about the floating white-haired green-eyed child that offered to be his sidekick. Evermore so when the kid told him that he knew that Jason had been dead. He explained that he could tell because he himself was half-ghost. Despite his hesitations he decided to take the kid on for a trial period.

The kid proved to be skilled, and knew how to deal with the many criminals that made business in Gotham. Over the last month he found himself growing closer to the boy, and upon learning that his parents tried to kill him for his half-ghostly nature, he decided to take a page from his old man's book and "legally" adopt the kid, this black-haired blue-eyed kid, his new son, Danny.

Now came the hard part, introducing him to his family. He had sent Alfred a message saying that he would make an appearance for the weekly family dinner with an additional guest. The following day they arrived at the manor. As they walked into the dinning room the rest of the family were already seated, he and Danny made their way to their seats.

Alfred: Master Jason, thank you for joining us tonight.

Jason: Of course Alfred. Jason looked at Danny and stood. Everyone I would like you all to meet Daniel, he goes by Danny. He's my new sidekick... and of a week ago my adopted son.

The rest of the family stopped eating and looked at Jason.

Bruce: You... adopted?

Damian: I'm rather surprised, I would have expected Richard to be the first on of us to adopt a child, he is the most like father. Nevertheless I shall take my new responsibilities as an uncle with great humility.

Dick: Damn, Damian what did I ever do to you? How am I the most like dad?

Bruce: What's wrong with being like me- No, where getting off point. Jason you adopted?

Jason: I did.

Bruce: I- hi Danny, welcome to the family.

Danny: Hi grandpa!

Snickering could be heard across the table.

Bruce: Hi kiddo, so how you two meet?

Danny: I followed him home and in through the window. I became his sidekick, then his son, and now we're here.

Jason: Danny is a meta, an experiment gone wrong caused him to become half-ghost, it's a little complicated, but he has some neat powers.

Tim: What happened to your parents?

Danny: They tried to kill me because of my powers.

Cass (signing): We know our next targets then.

Bruce: Cass no. Jason how did you even adopt Danny?

Jason: I stole one of the pre-notarized adoption papers you keep in your desk.

Bruce: Ahh. Well I'll still ask Barbara to make that 100% official.

Stephany: Don't worry Danny at one point or another all our adopts legally were questionable at best.

Danny: Ok.

Bruce: Well it's good to have you here with us Danny. You two are welcomed to spend the night and join us for training in the morning?

Jason (looking at Danny, who was looking at him): Sure.

Alfred: Splendid, now let's eat, supper is getting cold. And I don't want Master Daniel's first dinner as part of the family to a less than perfect.

They all started eating.

Danny: Oh, I'm also the Supreme King of the Infinite Realms, High King of the Ghost Zone, and King of all Ghosts.

Jason: I knew I was forgetting something.

Danny and Jason went back to eating as the rest of the family looked at them bewildered.

(Master Post)

[mixed-messages]

Chip and Dip

Lando Norris x snowboarder!reader

Author’s Note: In honor of where I live getting around 11 inches (28 cm) of snow over two days, here’s a little social media au about an Olympic snowboarder, who also happens to be sponsored by Monster Energy. Just like Lando. None of these IG stories are real. I made them with my need for detail

I haven’t done an smau in so long, so please bear with me and the fact it doesn’t really have a plot

General Notes: no use of yn, a nickname is used instead. no faceclaim, but there’s some skin showing in a few images! swearing, she/her pronouns used, yc is your country but you can pretend it’s just a snowboarding team or smth!

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monsterenergy Two of our favorite snowboarders will be heading out with a few other Monster Energy athletes for a snowy getaway. Stay tuned for clips, tricks, and videos

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user02 stfuuuuuuu omg omg who are the other athletes???

user78 CHIP AND CHLOE MY FAVE DUO 👹

user34 wait can someone please explain why she goes by chip???

↳ chipfan omg it’s so stupid (affectionately). years ago she was a guest on a youtube channel (forget which one) and she tried to do a trick and fucking ATE it (not the good ate) and chipped her front tooth. everyone just calls her chip now

↳ user04 it was that one trickshot channel

chipnflip let’s get ittttt 🏂 Liked by author

chloekim So excited! We’ll have to teach these skiers how to snowboard 🥱 Liked by author

user18 I SEE MCLAREN LIKED. PLSSSSS TELL ME LANDOSCAR WILL BE THERE

↳ monsterenergy we can neither confirm nor deny 👀

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lando the boys on the slopes

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user167 PATO IS THERE TOO? IM GONNA COMBUST

user16 is it just mclaren and the two snowboarders?? 🏃🏻‍♀️

↳ monsterenergy We can assure you there are more than just the five of them! There are ten in total!

user74 Not them becoming a clique 😭

user55 have they taught you guys snowboarding yet???

↳ chipnflip I fear we haven’t been able to teach them yet! We wanted to get to know each other first! Hopefully tomorrow 🤞

↳ lando @.chipnflip If it’s like anything today, I’m worried I’m gonna become scared of the snow

↳ user67 LANDO WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?

↳ lando @.user67 snowballs to the face 😔💔

user178 so you’re telling me 10 athletes had a snowball fight and no one posted about it???

↳ chipnflip I gotchu!

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chipnflip The snowball fight that occurred between 10 professional athletes last night. To our managers, no one got injured 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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lando Speak for yourself 👎🏻👎🏻

↳ chipnflip dude, be so for real, it wasn’t even packing snow. it was as light as a feather

↳ lando MATE YOU LIFT

user137 LANDO GETTING HIT IN THE FACE JQICNDOW BYEEE

oscarpiastri As Lando’s teammate, I must say, I do believe there was a small piece of ice in one of the snowballs

↳ chipnflip Ope— uhhh I was unaware of that one

ycnowboarding We’d like to formally apologize to McLaren for any harm our athlete may have caused to your very expensive driver

↳ mclaren we accept the apology. Liked by author

↳ lando says WHO?

user33 not her bullying Lando 2 days after they met 😭😭

↳ user77 and him clapping back 🏃🏼‍♀️

user88 OFFICIAL YC SNOWBOARDING ACCOUNT APOLOGIZING IS SENDING ME

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f1gossipupdates Some of Chip’s recent IG stories! There are lots of theories after Monster Energy uploaded a video of the winter getaway/vacation. While other athletes were being interviewed and Chip or Lando could be seen in the background, the other was always close behind. Leading some fans to suggest that there might be something going on between the two of them.

user009 omg can’t two people just be friends?? even if they’re more than friends should we even care??

hater17 i get a weird vibe from her. idk. i dont like her

↳ hater62 no bc i totally agree. there’s something about her that bugs me and i can’t put my finger on it. i hope she doesn’t take advantage of lando 💔

↳ user72 “take advantage of lando” 🥱 puhhh-lease you’re saying that like she’s not an incredibly successful athlete that has 3 Olympic gold medals and is as well known, if not more, than lando

user90 does anyone know why she rarely shows her face??? I wanna know what she looks like so badly

↳ user108 I mean… did you not watch the video monster put out?? Her face is clearly in that 😭😭

user779 chip and lando this, chip and lando that. but we should talk about the sibling-like banter between her and pato. they’re kind of iconic 💔😔

↳ user028 PLEASE. when Pato was “bullying” her and then she just… pushed him off his snowmobile??? 😭😭 and then Nolan and Chloe started to chant “fight, fight, fight” ???

hater59 she’s actually so annoying. she can’t stay away from any of them and it’s so cringe

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lando Truly an awesome experience! Huge thank you to @.monsterenergy for hosting this event, will forever remember it!

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annika.overtomorrow It was great meeting everyone!! We’ll have to do something again! Liked by author.

↳ lando gotta get the gang back together sometime soon!

↳ user2 THE GANG. ARE THEY ALL BESTIES NOW??!!

user14 SEVENTH SLIDE. SEVENTH SLIDE

chloekim You weren’t a horrible snowboarder, I’ll give you that.

↳ lando You honor me greatly

user85 call me crazy, but is that chip in the seventh slide???

↳ user23 I was thinking the same thing but she doesn’t wear those types of goggles 💔💔

chipnflip Will forever laugh at your hair in pics 1 and 4 🫵🏻🤣

↳ lando You’re just jealous 🥱🥱

↳ chipnflip whatever helps you sleep at night!!

user65 Still obsessed with the fact Nolan casually pulled 10 McLaren lego sets out of his suitcase

↳ user17 No bc I cackled when that happened

↳ nolansiegel what can I say? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I come prepared

hater9 Praying seventh slide isn’t… her. Was literally hard for me to watch the videos they posted bc of how obnoxious I found her. like wtf even is that nickname???

↳ user56 that’s not very girls-girl of you like your bio says. Liked by author

↳ user56 LANDO?????

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chipnflip Was definitely a fun time! Met so many new people and was able to catch up with some longtime friends :,) My runs weren’t too bad either 🥱🥱

user92 max f in the likes????

↳ user10 RIGHHHHTTT???

chloekim she’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment 😍

↳ chipnflip i’m gonna kiss u

↳ lando @chipnflip eh? 🤨

↳ user6 lando 💀

patriciooward It was great meeting you! Even if you did kick me off of a snowmobile!

↳ chipnflip booooo 👎 you’re making me sound aggressive

↳ patriciooward @chipnflip Good!

↳ user65 helpppo i love their friendship

oscarpiastri Pretty sure Lily has been attempting to subtly ask to meet you

↳ chipnflip Oh my gosh that’s so sweet 😭😭 text me!!

lando bet i could do the trick on the second slide

↳ chipnflip omg I bet you could 🤩🤩 bet I could win a grand prix in less than 110 races

↳ lando @chipnflip low blow :(

hater8 gosh, she’s so fucking rude.

↳ user14 girl, I think she was joking Liked by author

↳ hater8 but how are we supposed to know that??

↳ user14 as long as lando knew it was a joke why does it matter???

↳ lando I knew it was a joke. I was sitting right next to her.

user54 hold. lando and chip. hanging out. together. alone???? 👀

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+ stories from lando and chip during the trip

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okay, so I’m thinking of doing a part 2, maybe with some writing. just because I think the ending to this as of now is a little bland and I want chip and lando to do the classic soft launch photos (I have some cute ones).

Please let me know if you’d like another part!

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but daddy i love him [guilty as sin part two] | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem sainz!reader

when an unstoppable force (the sainz men when they feel aggrieved) meets an immovable object (charles and y/n)

MASTERLIST | SERIES MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55: never forget where you came from

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user100: insert cricket noises here

user101: who on your PR team said this was a good idea?

user102: they need to be fired, sorry not sorry

landonorris: i love your dad (tell him to stop beating me at golf)

carlossainz55: if he never lets me win he's definitely never letting you win

landonorris: so unfair i thought i was the third sainz sibling :(

carlossainz55: i'm an only child

landonorris: oh-

user103: i need this man to choke i'm being so serious rn

user104: that's so unbelievably fucked

user105: the fact his dad is probably co-signing this shit is insane that's YOUR DAUGHTER

user106: also someone give lando a lil slap around he's on the wrong side of history on this one

yourusername: scandal does funny things to pride

carlossainz55: if the scandal is betraying your family that's all you

yourusername: if we're talking about betrayal then that's your specialist subject mr. i've cheated on every girl i've ever been with - and while we're on the topic of betrayal, yes i was the one who told them

carlossainz55: i've never cheated why are you stooping to lies?

yourusername: you did it right in front of my face when i was a part of this family

carlossainz55: so you've always been comfortable going behind my back

yourusername: that's the thing, when you're treated like you don't exist by your family you learn that blood is not thicker than water

carlossainz55: i can't wait for charles to cheat on you

yourusername: btw i already called marca, they know any of those allegations from you or dad are false - good luck!

user10: obvs i know they should be doing this in private but MORE DRAMA FOR ME BABY LETS KEEP THIS GOING

user107: thank you for the validation y/n i KNEW THE SHIT STIRRING COMING FROM THAT PAPER WAS THE SAINZ CAMP

user108: and they've got the nerve to be talking about stooping - the call is coming from inside the house

maxverstappen1: ugly twins

carlossainz55: really?

maxverstappen1: i said what i said and i mean what i said

carlossainz55: i would say she's not going to fuck you bro but you really never know with her

maxverstappen1: she would never, homewrecking is a trait only the male sainzs seem to have

user109: OOP

user110: max is a real lestappen queen fighting the battles he knows charles can't

yourusername

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yourusername: if you know within one glimpse, its legendary

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user114: i love how she goes from fighting her brother in one comment section to just showing off her hot bf

user115: tbf charles does have a face you'd go to war for so i get her

user116: i'd abandon my family for that face

yourusername: finally someone who fucking gets it

charles_leclerc: you made me believe in love at first sight

yourusername: awwwwww you're such a sweet talker the REAL smooth operator

pierregasly: i can verify it was love at first sight cause the man did not SHUT THE FUCK UP about you well... ever

charles_leclerc: is it a crime to love my girlfriend?

pierregasly: apparently!

yourusername: he's too cute to go to jail :(

charles_leclerc: they'd ruin me

yourusername: that's my job 🤨

pierregasly: you keep that to yourselves

user117: does this girl need to shade carlos on every single fucking post... yeah we get it he's the only reason you're relevant but god you reek of desperation

oscarpiastri: is this carlos' burner account?

user118: are the grid just sat around waiting to be tagged in to the fight against carlos?

oscarpiastri: what's he going to do? crash into me? he does that every weekend anyway

user119: uh oh carlos oscar is finally fighting back off track what are you going to do

user120: don't worry i'm sure he'll post a selfie with lando and try the whole carlando shtick to get some more PR points

maxverstappen1: oh this was not the shit slinging post i was hoping for

yourusername: something tells me you're having way too much fun with this

maxverstappen1: yeah you might have been abandoned by your family but have YOU considered that this is letting me express all my mean girl energy off track so i am level-headed on track

maxverstappen1: actually i don't even think i'm being mean tbf

yourusername: i'm glad my suffering could be your therapy

carlossainz55: BOO HOO you're not suffering ... it's something called the consequences of your actions (read: actions being a snakey slut)

yourusername: bro over here acting like i committed fratricide

maxverstappen1: TAP ME IN

maxverstappen1: not this man talking about the consequences of actions. kids, here's a little life lesson: if you spend all your time at your current job talking about how you have a much better job waiting for you and how you're too big for this job and plant stories about your co-workers, you can't be surprised that that same job doesn't want to keep you

carlossainz55: i am better than charles

yourusername: lying is a sin

maxverstappen1: and you're going straight to hell

user121: you guys might be mourning the loss of charlos (whatever the fuck that is) but i'm celebrating the absolute shit ton of LESTAPPEN we're getting

user122: max was like oh my bff is dating charles here's my excuse to be nice about him again

user123: if we're being real here the biggest crime of this whole situation is the fact that charles can't really dig the knife in

user124: @ silvia i have maybe £4.50 and a greggs sausage roll to my name but PLEASE LET CHARLES TAP IN

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f1: f1... the sport that gives you just as much drama off track as we do on track!

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user125: at this point even before the whole carlos ousting his sister i think oscar was about 👌🏻 this close to rocking carlos nascar style we should let him do it

user126: i will personally pay his legal fees tbh

oscarpiastri: i'm only 23 i don't need two F1-related legal cases to my name

yourusername: i've watched legally blonde about ten billion times let me represent you

oscarpiastri: yeah sounds legit

user127: THAT'S IT WE NEED PROXIMITY CHAT IN F1

user128: the way we know there was a shit talking session like no other after this race

maxverstappen1: i don't kiss and tell but well - yes!

user128: okay since this is clearly a safe space... who was there please spill mr. verstappen

maxverstappen1: ME! charles, pierre, oscar, checo, alex and george!

user128: why the fuck were the last two there?

georgerussell63: i was on official GDPA duty 🤓

alexalbon: that's a lie we're just very nosey

yourusername: they're the biggest PTA moms ever don't even lie

georgerussell63: yes i'll make allergy friendly cupcakes for the bake sale but i'll also spit in them and gossip about your cheating husband - sorry about it!

alexalbon: he's not

georgerussell63: i'm not

user129: carlos slagging off y/n but she's really brought the grid together

user130: george and alex being like we do not care about that but we do want the latest scoop

alexalbon: oh don't get it twisted we're firmly team y/n

user131: we even got the f1 admin in on the drama

carlossainz55: she's probably fucking them as well

yourusername: BORING get a new bit babe

carlossainz55: if i see whore i'm going to say whore

yourusername: aren't you still in that damn stewards office?

carlossainz55: tell your little lap dog to keep his front wing away from my car and maybe i wouldn't

oscarpiastri: suck my dick

yourusername: now that's true poetry

user132: oH!

yourusername

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yourusername: florida !!!!!!!!!!! is one hell of a drug. no seriously what is in the water here i keep picking up these little guys everywhere i go

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user135: she's really like i AM spanish and i will colonise this grid

user136: stealing all the lil cuties for her cause

oscarpiastri: proud to be a part of this weird little circus thing we've got going on

yourusername: oh dibs on ring master

logansargent: i feel like my name is written all over tight rope walking

yourusername: okay yes skinny legend

maxverstappen1: obvs we're a cruelty free circus so no lions but if there were lions, that's me babe

maxverstappen1: SOME people could learn... cough, cough trophy hunters

charles_leclerc: idk i'll just take the one where i can sit there and be pretty

yourusername: and you would be the best at it

oscarpiastri: which one does the least? i'll take that one

user137: bro can we slow the fuck down i was just getting over osc telling carlos to suck his dick now we're talking CIRCUS?

user138: for real couldn't it have at least been cabaret i wanna see ALL of that

charles_leclerc: 🤨

carlossainz55: i think a circus is a perfect way to describe your desperate attempt to stay relevant

yourusername: don't you have a job to go to? oh wait...

carlossainz55: as if i'm threatened by a group with the likes of logan sargent in it

logansargent: bit harsh, i'm a nice guy (unlike some)

yourusername: carlos here's a little bit of a wild thing i'm about to introduce to you.... people have friends?

yourusername: also you WISH you had a face card like logie

carlossainz55: i have friends?

yourusername: no you have PR strategies, there's a difference

carlossainz55: bro learnt the word PR and ran with it

yourusername: tell me one person who would let you crash on their couch?

yourusername: QUICKLY.

fernandoalo_oficial: and don't even think about mentioning me

user139: she hit him with the bianca del rio

user140: OOP and also nando just popping up out of nowhere to diss carlos and never say anything again

charles_leclerc: the drug in question being puppy fever

maxverstappen1: tell me you didn't get a dog

yourusername: boy do i have news for you

carlossainz55: are you trying to baby trap him

yourusername: first woman in history to birth a dog you heard it here first

charles_leclerc: you simply can't be babytrapped when you would literally jump off a bridge if asked to

user141: @myboyfriend TAKE NOTES HONEY ^^^

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charles_leclerc: two kids in one month? someone stop us

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user142: y/n really lost an apartment and a brother and gained about 27 f1 drivers and a dog

user143: glow up of the century some might say

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yourusername: soz it's a coping mechanism

charles_leclerc: and that's okay <3

maxverstappen1: anything to help with that emotional CONSTIPATION

yourusername: have you tried to live with those narcissistic and emotionally unavailable men?

maxverstappen1: you're asking the wrong person that question honey

yourusername: girl are WE good?

maxverstappen1: no

yourusername: BUT THAT'S OKAY

charles_leclerc: not to rain on this parade but i think therapy would really be a positive move here

user144: i feel bad for charles cause i know these hoes are the type to just tell each other EXACTLYYYYY when they make poor decisions

maxverstappen1: true, no smart bitches would let their bff live with THAT man

yourusername: and let their bff constantly chat shit and ruin their image

maxverstappen1: can't ruin my image if i'm spitting FACTS

user145: max will nawt let this go

maxverstappen1: i'll forget you but i'll never forgive the smallest man who ever lived

yourusername: GIRL

maxverstappen1: whoops, one sec. spoiler alert: y/n unleased poetry. trigger warning: c*rlos s*inz

olliebearman: ollie bearman erasure

charles_leclerc: GASP OLLIE I AM SO SORRY

yourusername: no he actually is he's crying

charles_leclerc: it's the pregnancy hormones

olliebearman: it's okay i swear

charles_leclerc: I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER

carlossainz55: i could've told you that for free

olliebearman: why are you in our family buisness

user146: charles is channelling all of his carlos rage through ollie oh my

olliebearman: i am a happy conduit for my father who is in the ferrari PR jail

yourusername: can we send carlos here and throw away the key?

user147: charles is really out there like keep my girl's name out of your mouth cause even the bitch who stole your seat for a weekend is my SON

user148: y/n wasn't joking about with this grid domination

user149: but also i'm glad all of this fun stuff is happening amongst all of the shit that's been thrown at her from her family

oscarpiastri: a leclerc and proud (i race like my dad and throw shade like my mum)

yourusername: the best way to be

charles_leclerc: proud of you, you're such a good dog brother :)

oscarpiastri: i've just learnt to be patient after alpine and lando

yourusername: you still took your shoes being leo's personal bathroom really well

oscarpiastri: he's too cute to be mad at

yourusername

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yourusername: first mother's day with my boys

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user150: gonna enjoy this super wholesome post before... he... ruins it

user151: manifesting a y/n post without that bitter old hag in the comment section

charles_leclerc: the best mother for our fur baby and our miscellaneous other children

yourusername: only the best with you :(

charles_leclerc: ugh i love you so much

yourusername: i love you even more

user152: they're so fucking cute

user153: damn carlos i too would be angry if my baby sister and my teammate outshined my third PR relationship in six months

user154: the sainz family have generational levels of hating, but one does it for good (poetry) and one does it for bad (anything carlos ever says)

oscarpiastri: happiest mother's day to my grid mum! here's to reading them to filth xx

yourusername: OSC!! i always knew you were my favourite aussie

danielricciardo: did my enchante PR mean nothing?

yourusername: i mean i wear it all of the time... but it's osc ...

danielricciardo: true, i broke my hand before i could even think of accidentally hurting him

user155: also babe is looking so unbothered, moisturised and free we need the skin care routine

oscarpiastri: the tears of carlos sainz

yourusername: and cleansing your life of toxic family members

user156: okay clearly oscar was done with the whole "i'm so chill" bit cause since his adoption by charles and y/n he's been non stop on carlos' neck

oscarpiastri: i'm a ride or die for my mum cry about it

maxverstappen1: as the kids would say ... mother is mothering? @olliebearman did i do it right?

charles_leclerc: stop trying to steal my kids

maxverstappen1: BRO I'M TRYING TO COMPLIMENT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

charles_leclerc: that's literally my job 🤨

yourusername: tbf i'll take as many compliments as i can

charles_leclerc: are mine not enough?

yourusername: when you've got a self esteem this low, you gotta take what you can get

charles_leclerc: oh :(

user157: max and y/n fighting over who trauma dumps more about their upbringing

carlossainz55: this bit is very tiring. you'll be a terrible mother and all these people you think are your friends will drop you as soon as they know who you really are.

yourusername: you done?

carlossainz55: as you loveeeee to point out, i don't have much to lose anymore so i really wouldn't test me

yourusername: trying to make me homeless and stealing all of my money wasn't enough?

carlossainz55: charles will know the truth soon enough and you won't have us to come crying to

yourusername: i'll take those chances thank you

user158: hold ON what do you mean stole all her money

yourusername: i was never allowed my own bank account so all my earnings have gone to them!

user159: okay that's it WE RIDE AT DAWN

fin.

note: oh girl life has been BUSY!!! i just got a new job and have been looking desperately for a flat to move out to. also i've had family visiting and going here, there and everywhere. but i hope you enjoy! this was a lil more light-hearted lol (until the end) so enjoy the addition of the leclerc family lore xx

ALSO i wanted to say a massive THANK YOU FOR 6,000 FOLLOWERS love you all <3

note: hiii extra note from me here. first, i will fix this tag list at some point idk why it's not working rn. secondly, i have been made aware by multiple people that there is a series just like this one down to characters and the name of the series on here and i can't lie i'm bummed about it. as i said on the first part (?) this is an idea i've had since the release of TTPD (and people will back me up on this) so it bums me out that there are blatant copies coming out! i'm all for inspiration but sometimes there's a difference between taking inspo and copying especially when my masterlist was posted ages ago and my first part was posted on the 9th of may.... anyways that's all i have to say! enjoy xx

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