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Jade Harley horsing Karkat?
well, anon. there are multiple meanings of this word so i tried to put every definition (from the urban dictionary) that came from the word 'horsing'
i hope you enjoy.
(karkat fell off the bed)
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it’s so sad i have to block these beautiful women sorry my dear but you’re not real
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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
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Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry
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gets self conscious at my own autopsy like omggg stop looking at my bodyyyy
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
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you guys should check out the world wide web. they've got pictures of women on there
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*Jerks you a little*
woah
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dominatrix paul revere the british arent coming until I say so. paul revere orgasm denial the british arent coming. paul
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