#i flew for ittt

[worldlxvlys]

I HAVE A IDEA (MR CRABS I HAVE AN IDEA)

yk the new song ari came out with (we can't be friends) Chris fic were the reader and him are best friends that always flirt and they made out drunk at a party and have not been talking for a week untill Chris shows up at her house and they makeout and maybe some smut? Idrk

Anyways that's all 💋

we can’t be friends

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: angst, mentions of drinking/being drunk, smut, fingering, oral (fem receiving), squirting, cursing

a/n: i’ve been absolutely OBSESSED with this song and itching to write about ittt

i hope you enjoy

i let out a heavy sigh at his last text, before throwing my phone onto my bed.

of course i wanted to fight for us, but this was about more than just our friendship . this was about what was best for us individually.

for as long as i could remember, i always put chris’ feelings before my own. i spent so long chasing after him, just to end up heartbroken.

i watched him constantly pick other people over me, blissfully unaware of how deeply he was wounding me.

but no matter how much i wanted to, i couldn’t blame him. it was easier to point fingers at him than to accept the fact that this was partially my own fault.

i let him continue to hurt me, over and over again, never telling him what he was doing to me. and if i didn’t tell him, how would he know any better ?

so, even though it killed me to act so cold and distant toward him, it was time to look out for myself for once.

i needed to take the time to love and take care of myself before expecting someone else to do so.

sure, he’d be upset for a short while, but once he got over me he would easily move on to the next girl. that’s all i was to him, after all. just another girl.

i was pulled from my thoughts when i heard my front door open and close suddenly, followed by quick footsteps toward my room.

i waited behind my bedroom door, quick to swing my arm out in front of me when the person made it to the doorway.

i was met with chris, who immediately caught my wrist in his hand.

we stared at each other with wide eyes, neither one of us speaking. i blinked up at him, watching his eyes trail down to my lips.

“don’t do that” the words flew out of my mouth before i could stop them.

his eyes immediately shot back up to mine, a curious expression taking over his features.

“don’t do what?” he asked, loosening his grip on my wrist to let it slide down, intertwining our fingers.

“chris, we aren’t doing this. i meant what i said earlier, we’re better off not being friends”

“you keep saying that, but you won’t tell me why. you gotta talk to me baby” he spoke.

“i don’t want to” i spoke back, shaking my head as i backed up slightly to create more distance between us.

“how am i supposed to know what i did wrong if you don’t talk to me?”

he was right, of course he was. it was unfair of me to just cut him off with no reasoning. but the second we start talking about it is the second it becomes real. i didn’t want to come to terms with the fact that i was trying to end one of the most important friendships i’d ever had in my life.

“you didn’t do anything, chris” i answered. he wasn’t having it. “no, tell me. i’m not letting you just end our friendship like this, not without a reason”

“i just can’t be friends with you”

“why? what is so wrong with me that you don’t want me in your life? and completely out of nowhere” he spoke, his voice rising slightly.

“see, that’s the problem. i don’t want you out of my life, i want you in it forever. but you clearly don’t want that, and it’s ok.”

“who the hell said i didn’t want that?” chris asked, his brows furrowing.

“chris, it’s fine. you don’t have to try to make me feel better-”

“so you don’t believe me?” he cut me off.

“i mean, i don’t know, i just…” my babbling trailed off as i tried to find the right words.

“let me prove it to you” he whispered as he toyed with the strap of my tank top.

my breathing grew shallow as he moved the fabric down my arm slightly, pressing his lips to my shoulder.

“chris….we shouldn’t” i whispered, but tilted my head to the side, allowing him more access as his lips moved up my neck.

“really? you weren’t complaining a week ago” he spoke against my skin.

i slapped his chest lightly at that. “yeah, well we were also drunk”

he bit down on my neck, harshly enough to leave a bruise and elicit a moan from me. “so, you don’t want this?” he asked.

i let out a deep sigh, “of course i do, chris. but do you?”

he looked as though he was going to say something, but i stopped him “don’t tell me yes just because you want sex. i don’t want you to just want somebody, i want you to want me. if you’re just gonna fuck me and move onto the next girl, then forget it” i spoke.

the more i thought about it, the more i convinced myself that he didn’t really want me.

“hey” he spoke softly, cupping my jaw. “this isn’t about the sex, this isn’t even about me wanting you. this is about me needing you. this is about me not being able to live without you. yes, i’ve been with other girls. but there’s a reason that you’re the only one that’s always been there”

“i was so sure you didn’t feel the same, so i tried to move on. but i couldn’t, because none of those girls are you. and i’m so sorry that i hurt you, i’ll spend the rest of my life making it up to you if i have to”

chris looked at me as though he could cry. his blue eyes shot back and forth between my own, his thumb caressing my jaw gently.

“so make it up to me” i whispered, pulling his lips to my own.

one of his arms smoothly slid behind my back, supporting my weight as i found it hard to keep my balance.

he kissed me like he had waited his whole life for this moment. his lips felt so soft against mine, unlike our last kiss.

this kiss made our drunken one feel sloppy and desperate, like two people who were just horny, but this was more than that. it was eye-opening, sweet, gentle, it was everything i didn’t know i needed.

but chris did, he always knew what to say or do to make me happy. i couldn’t stay mad at him even if i wanted to.

“let me make you feel good?” he asked when we pulled away. “yeah” i let out breathlessly, nodding my head.

“lay down for me” he said, leaving another kiss to my neck. i did as he said, getting onto my bed and laying on my back.

he wasted no time in crawling over me, his hands placed on either side of my waist. “can i?” he asked, lightly tugging at the hem of my top.

i nodded at him, lifting my upper body up as he pulled off my top. without a word, he attached his lips to my nipple while caressing the other with his hand.

i let out a loud moan at the feeling, beginning to squirm underneath him.

“shit, chris” i sighed out, his eyes immediately looking up at mine.

he swirled his tongue around the hardened bud, watching as my body melted into his touch.

he sucked on my tit until the skin turned dark, moving to the other to give it the same treatment.

“god, chris. feels so good” i moaned out while he continued to work my sensitive nipple with his tongue.

���you look so pretty like this” he rasped as he soothed my boobs with his hands, “can’t believe i have you all to myself” he mumbled to himself.

he moved his face downwards, leaving gentle kisses to my rib cage and abdomen. he paid special attention to every birthmark and scar he found, pressing a kiss to each one.

his fingers rubbed small circles into my skin as he ventured further and further down my body.

he stopped at the waistband of my shorts, leaving a kiss to my crotch area. due to the thin material or the shorts and my lack of underwear, my hips shot up involuntarily at the feeling.

“no underwear? such a dirty fucking girl” he spoke, smacking his tongue against the roof of his mouth.

he licked a long stripe up my pussy through the shorts, eliciting a long whine from me. “chris, stop teasing me” i spoke as i squirmed under him.

“you just make it so easy, baby” he spoke, before continuing to leave kisses down my thighs and calves.

“lift up” he spoke as he hooked his fingers into the waistband of my shorts. i raised my hips, allowing chris to pull them off.

i let out a sigh at the feeling of my heat being exposed to the cold air of the room.

chris stared down at my glistening pussy, mouth hung open slightly as he pulled my folds apart, spreading me open.

“my god, you’re so gorgeous” he spoke, blowing cool air onto my heat.

“hold your legs apart for me, beautiful” he spoke, his lips inches away from my core.

“so wet” he mumbled before running his tongue along my thighs, just missing where i needed him.

“chris, please. i need your mouth so fucking bad” i whined. “where, baby?” he asked, teasing me some more.

finally having enough, i wrapped my legs around his head, pulling his face into my heat.

he let out a long moan into me, his eyes rolling back as he licked up every drop of my slick.

my head fell back at the feeling, legs loosening around him to let him pull back if needed, however he stayed right where he was.

the words that fell out of my mouth sounded like gibberish, but i didn’t care about that. all i could focus on was chris.

the way he groaned into me, his needy tongue lapping me up like i was his last meal. his piercing eyes never left mine, only making the tight feeling in my stomach grow.

my arousal covered his flushed cheeks, making me even wetter.

there was something that i found so incredibly hot about how messily he was eating me out. it was like all he cared about was me finishing.

he moved his face from my legs, making me let out a whine at the loss of contact.

he stuck his tongue out, his spit dripping down onto my pussy.

“what do you think about when you touch yourself? ” he asked suddenly while he brought his finger down to my core to rub me.

“i- oh” i cried out in surprise at the feeling of his finger entering me.

“holy fuck, you’re so tight” he whispered as he pushed his pointer finger in and out of my tight walls.

“oh my god” i whimpered when he pushed another finger in.

“if you don’t answer me, i’m stopping” he spoke.

“this! i think about this!” i rushed out, eyes screwing shut at the feeling of his rough fingers inside of me.

“i think about how perfect your hands are. fuck- how long your fingers are” i struggled out between moans, “i think about you” i finished.

“yeah? what about my cock?” he asked as his fingers sped up.

“you think about what it would feel like for me to fuck you into oblivion? ” he asked as he curled his fingers, hitting my g-spot.

“fuck, yes! i’m so close chris” i cried out as he continued to plunge his fingers in and out of me.

“c’mon, you got it. doing so well for me, want you to make a mess all over me” he rasped out, fingers moving rapidly inside of me.

“chris, wait! i’m gonna-” i tried to warn him, but i was too far gone as my juices shot out of me.

the liquid dripped down his face, onto the saturated sheets underneath us.

“yes, yes, fuck yes” chris groaned as his mouth hung open. i leaned up slightly, watching the way his hips stuttered and his body shook.

“fuck” he let out breathlessly, as he began to shudder.

“did you just come untouched?” i asked, eyes widening slightly.

“if that doesn’t prove how much i want you, nothing will”

wait why’d i kinda eat ??? 🤭

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[chaotic-toasters]

wHy wOulD yOu dO tHiS iN tHe LiViNg rOoM?

Caitlin Foord x Teen!Reader (Platonic)

TW: Alludes (mentions of?) to smut, no actual graphic descriptions or anything

Minors DNI just to be safe

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"-No, of course not," you scoffed to your former teammate as you walked onto the driveway. "That's summin' Kyra would do, not me."

Jen smiled. "Well, you might do it if you're sleep deprived. You're nearly as crazy as Kyra when you don't get your rest."

You climbed the steps, pulling your key out of your pocket. "I take offense to that, Beats. No one likes being compared to Kyra, ever. Don't tell her I said tha-aUGH!"

You didn't know what you were expecting when you opened the door, but it was not your sister engaging in... sexual activities with your third captain.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" your hands flew up to cover your eyes as you stumbled about, hitting your back on the doorframe and falling over as Jen sat on the other end of the line, confused. "CAITLIN!"

The frantic rustling of clothing sounded out. "I-"

"wHy wOuLd yOu dO tHiS iN tHe LiViNg rOoM?" You shrieked, voice pitch rapidly changing as you shot to your feet. "YoUr liTtLe siStEr lIvEs wItH yOU!"

Caitlin's Aussie accent was thick with embarrassment. "Y/N, you said you wouldn't be home 'till tomorrow!"

You screamed, blindly sprinting out of the house, phone forgotten on the floor with your hands clawing at your eyes. You didn't even know where you were going, but you from the aggressive honking of cars, you'd crossed the street at least twice. Thankfully for you, your feet had brought you to a familiar house in St. Albans.

"KIM! KIM! KIIIIIM!" you sobbed, desperately banging on the wooden door as the earlier image lingered in your mind. "KIIII-HIII-HIM!"

Your captain yanked the door open, clad in old Arsenal sweats and a jumper. "What happened, Y/N? Are you alright?"

"Caitlin and and and Katie THEYAUAHAUHAUHLBLUHUUHUH!" You babbled, hands rubbing frantically at your eyes like someone had pepper-sprayed you in the face. "AUAHAABUHHUH!"

"Caitlin and Katie what, sweetheart?" Kim pulled you inside worriedly, moving you into a sitting position on the floor and joining you after closing the door. "I can't understand you."

"THEY WERE HAVING SE- SEH—"

Kim gently pried your hands from your eyes as you launched your face into her shoulder, lips pressed into a thin line. "Did you knock, kiddo?"

"THEY WERE IN THE LIVING ROOM!" you cried hysterically, shaking your head as you tried to shake the ghost image. "I DON'T 'WIKE IT!"

The Scot choked on her spit. "What?!"

As you screamed bloody murder into her shoulder, Kim reached for her phone, dialing your national team captain's number. "Steph? Can you and Leah go to Caitlin's flat? She and Katie need a stern talkin' to."

"Why?" you could hear the defender ask.

"They were doing it in the living room. Y/n's in bits."

"Put Y/N on the phone."

Kim obliged, holding the phone to your ear.

"Hey, kiddo—"

"THEY WERE DOING—THEY WERE— THEY AUHHAUGHH—" you cried again, struggling to free your hands from Kim's firm grasp. "I STILL SEE IT, I STILL SEE ITTT!"

Steph sighed. "We're on our way."

"Thanks, Steph, I'll talk to you later. Bye," Kim hung up the phone, wrapping you up in a tight hug as you squirmed. "It's okay, Y/N, it's okay."

You dug your face deeper into her shoulder with a whine. "I don't wanna go back there, Kimmy. I don't wanna."

She murmured her agreement. "You can stay in the spare room tonight, kiddo. I'll have Steph and Leah pick up some of your stuff, and we'll figure out the rest tomorrow."

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"Hey, Y/N, how's it‐ why are your eyes so red?" Cloe questioned as she sat next to you in her own cubby, concerned. "Have you been crying?"

"Maybe," you answered hoarsely. "I don't know."

Steph whispered something into the Canadian's ear, your teammates eyes filling with surprise and pity. "Oof, sorry, kid."

"Me too, Cloe," you mumbled miserably. "Me too."

The last of the gunners filed into the changing room, your sister one of them. "Y/N, could you step outside so we ca—"

You screamed at the top of your lungs, jolting away and diving into Cloe's arms. "NO!"

"Give her time, Cait," Steph advised, directing her away from you. "You might've scarred her for life."

You sniffled in Cloe's comforting hold. "Why did you have to be the naked one?"

Katie shrugged apologetically. "She is a pillow princess."

You shrieked. "EWWW!"

What am I doing

[danihow]

Stare

Jack Sparrow x Fem!Reader C. Is it so hard for you to believe I love you? 7. You are so so pretty I can’t help but stare and you caught me. Requested by anonnie.

Word count: 2.1k

Summary: In which the reader realizes she cares for captain Jack Sparrow (idk).

Warning: Angst, crack, fluff, rum, drinking, (?).

A/N: I didn't realize i was writing in fem reader until i revised it, and also, i loved the tropes but it got lost by the end, i'm so sorry i butchered it. LIKE IT DOESN'T EVEN HAS A SUMMARY OMG.+ I HATE ITTT.

Sailing on board of the Black Pearl was rather... peculiar, if you were to put it in words.

One of the sea's most infamous ships in the seas, captained by one of the most known pirates of the Caribbean; a captain that according to tales was either a hero or the devil himself but to you was just a man with a severe craving for rum and an insane amount of luck by his side.

Still, you would never trade your place in the Pearl's crew by anything else in the world, it was your safe place, your home. From the creaky black floors and the moldy walls to the welcoming crew and the surprisingly insanely smart captain who cared for his crew even if his mouth never expressed it.

"Jack, have you seen Marty?" You ask while you walk past him, the Pearl was anchored in Tortuga while replenishing of provisions and the guys of the crew relaxed for a while; it was less to say to say you were a bit surprised to see Jack on board and not in a bar. "Wait why are you still on deck?"

"To answer your multiple and incessantly questions, love, one, I haven't seen Marty, two, I... I just didn't feel like it." He said, the first answer you knew was sincere but the second one was not all that honest by the way his gaze diverted further to the floor and his hands made that little gesture he does when unsure.

"You know you don't have to lie to me, Jack." You say, a raised brow inquiring for a deeper answer while Jack walked away from you. "Actually, you've been acting quite strange these past days."

"Strange?" He reiterates, brows furrowing and lips pouting right before his hands flew around him discarding your words. "You are one to tell that lass." He says, walking around you going to the hold for some of the new rum bottles. "If anything-" He starts again, some rummaging interrupting him before a satisfied hum sounds again. "You be far more strange...er."

While walking back on deck he walks again past you to his cabin, stopping at the door. "Ye should go and have some fun love, you look rather distressed." He says before closing the door behind him, leaving you rather confused in your place.

Out of all the words you just said to the captain it appeared he understood none and replied with less. To anyone else it would appear normal from Sparrow but something in your gut said it just wasn't as right as it seemed.

With a huff you turn on your heels ready to walk off the Pearl, feeling sick due to the annoyingly fleeting butterflies that seemed to rise in your belly every time he called you love even though he called every woman he met that way.

"He's so stupid." You mutter, chugging down some rum mixed with some fruity juice Gibbs handed to you once you sat down beside him at the bar, bottles flying above your head and yelling perforing your eardrums.

"Who? Jack?" He says absentmindedly while eyeing who to take another rum bottle from, hand flying to grab a drunk man's one and exchanging for is water full one. Satisfied grin on his face.

"Why is he so... confusing?" You ask again, another gulp from the bottle before giving it back to Gibbs. "Like, what is the point of answering something you never inquired about?"

"Jack be kind of... a surprise box." He says, alternating from which bottle he drinks from. "He may not say what you want to hear but more of what you need to hear."

"Well, in that case there's nothing usable in his words." You huff, Gibbs shrugging your making you groan.

"Why do you care so much either way? Ye can just let'm be lass." He opines, face scrunching at the sight of someone falling down the second floor.

"I don't care!" You exclaim, slamming your hand down the table as you turn to him.

"Whatever let you sleep at night." He mutters, patting your back before standing up, leaving you a bottle of rum and your thoughts.

Some weeks after departing from Tortuga you came to the realization that, unfortunately, you do care.

And is driving you insane.

"Let's head north, Master Gibbs!" Jack exclaimed as hi pocketed his compass, however he seemed not too sure of the directions of course that had to be taken.

"Ye heard the captain!" Gibbs recalled loudly, everyone moving to occupy themselves as loud chattering filled the deck.

Jack, however, stood in place on deck by the helm, guiding the Pearl as he seemed to be deep in his mind and a few feet away from him, hands in her pockets, stood the only other women on board ever since Anamaria left the crew, you.

Ever since talking to Gibbs in Tortuga your mind has all but stopped thinking about the man that now stood in front of you; some time ago you could’ve sworn you had good taste in men but now, you weren't so sure as you could look at him per various minutes without growing bored of the way his eyes scanned everything around him and how he never failed to do smart remarks in the most serious moments.

You weren't sure at all but what you do know is there is something scarily charming about Jack Sparrow and you can't help but feel uneasy about it.

"Love, even though I may have to accord with you as in I be madly attractive to women, you do need to go and do... whatever it is that you do." Jack stated, turning to look at you with a small lopsided smirk, eyeing your face as it turned as red as a tomato, Jack himself thinking of it as it’s kind of cute, even if he despises tomatoes.

"Right." You nodded, diverting your eyes to wherever else and stepping down to the front deck, away from Jack whose gaze followed you, a sigh leaving him.

"Ye should act on it, Jack." Gibbs dares to say as he steps back on helm.

"Act on what Master Gibbs?" He asks back, Joshamee not letting slide the knowing tone Jack's voice held upon his clueless acting.

"If I know one thing about women it is that they change their mind over a man rather quickly if he doesn’t act on it." He mutters, receiving a hum and a nod from Jack.

However, that small chat from the morning prior left a bitter aftertaste in Jack's heart, something he hadn't felt in a long, long time. It scared him.

They change their mind rather quickly. A voice in Jack's head spoke again, making him shake his head and step out of his cabin into the darkness of the Pearls at night, all of the crew sleeping, and the air silent enough Jack could hear his own breaths.

Squinting his eyes he spots a figure laying against the front deck's rail, eyes staring at the water that expanded endlessly around them. Slowly, he walked closer, his boots making a small creaky noise as he walked up the stairs.

"What are you doing awake Jack?" Your voice whispered to the air, making the captain stop in his tracks while staring at your figure in the night.

"Could ask you the same thing, love." Finally, after some seconds he walked to your side, standing firm with his back against the railing, opposing your posture.

"The sea at night is always beautiful and calming." You mutter, taking in the way the full moon reflected on the calm tides.

"Can't argue with you on that." He smirked, looking down to his compass, the little red arrow spinning for a while before staying still, pointing to his right.

"Now, why is the captain awake?" Your tone held up some diversion, Jack could hear the smile on your face and feel your eyes boring into the right side of his face.

"Couldn't sleep." He simply states. Compass away in his pocket and back drifting away from the railing, ready to walk back.

"You can stay for a while either way, I can leave if you don't want me near." You mutter, backing up to look at him, his eyes meeting yours for the first time in a few days of slipping away from you between tasks and calls.

"Now why wouldn't I want you near me, love?" He asks, sincerely confused as his eyes registered sadness and sorrow in your sweet gaze.

"I don't know, you seem to have been avoiding me these past weeks." you keep on talking as his eyes never falter upon yours. "At first I thought it was just you being weird but now I realized it's only when I’m around." You shrug your shoulders, trying to let it slip of you, but your Captain knew you even if he wanted not to, it was hard for him not to get keen on you.

"There's no need to lie about your feeling lass." He states, feeling almost sad of seeing you shrug your emotions away. "And I have not been avoiding you at all."

"You have"

"Have not."

"You have"

"Have not!" He reiterates, relaxing upon your chuckle reaching his ears.

"You know Jack..." Your voice interrupts the comfortable silence that settled. "When I first got into piracy a few years ago I swore to never care about any mates I had, knowing far well about how dishonored people were becoming as summers passed." To say Jack was intrigued about where you were headed to would be an understatement.

"The thing is, and I don't know why, is has become really hard for me not care about this crew, about the Pearl, and about you." Chuckling, you gaze falls to your hands, head moving almost in a denying demeanor. "I really tried not to care for you, Jack."

"Love..."

"Even Gibbs has come around asking what's up with me, what is it that keeps me looking for you everywhere, it's almost dumb you know..."

"What's dumb?" He had to ask, handheld together tightly to the point his nails clawed his palms.

After a few beats of silence, you force yourself to word it out, the sky shifting as the sunrise came. "How much I ended up loving you."

Jack's face became a poem, an angsty poem as guilt, surprise, shame, sadness, and something else passed behind his features. "I... Really?"

"Just forget it." you quickly recover, straightening yourself and walking away, sensing the betrayal oncoming.

"Is it so hard for you to believe I love you?" You have to ask, turning around in your heels to meet his gaze again, face stern and almost guilty as he stares back at you.

"You wouldn't even bare to imagine how hard it is, Y/N." He says, walking over to you, talking your wrist gently before you walk away on him. "I, meself, can't even come around to put in words how insane you would be if you did love me, darling."

"Why?" Your voice become small, eyes looking up to his as his hand entangled itself in a strand of your hair.

"Because, on which mind it would be correct for a woman like you to fall for a pirate like me, darling." He states, hand falling to his side, ready to let you go,

"Am I not a pirate too, Jack?" You mutter, pinky finger searching for his and tangling them together.

"You could choose not to, you're free to leave this life." Seriously enough his voice responded your question, warmth spreading throughout your chest.

"I would've done that many years ago if I wished for it, wouldn't I?"

"You won't change your mind after, right?" He asks, nose now brushing against yours, eyes searching for anything that tells him to walk away before he isn't able to.

"I will take no offense upon your words, Jack." Your smiling lips brushing against his was enough for him to shorten the distance between you two, the bittersweet taste of rum and herbs that came off Jack was making your knees weaken, hands snaking around your waist to pull you even closer if possible.

"So... this is why you stare so much?" Jack's voice is teasing, a playful smack landing in his chest as you chuckle, walking away from his embrace to wake up the crew as the sun has not risen enough.

[hemmingsleclerc]

Anything for my girl┃Regulus Black

summary: regulus goes to support his girlfriend at her quidditch match using the colors of her house, red and gold

warnings: just fluff, I love reggie being yn's number one fan, grumpy!bf, sunshine!gf kinda- hope u like ittt

The stands of the Quidditch pitch were filled with excitement as students filed in to watch the long-awaited Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw match. Among the sea of ​​red and gold, a single figure stood out, dressed in the colors of Gryffindor and with his face painted, a tall, pale boy with hair as black as night was the focus of attention of all the students of the red house.

Regulus Black, the infamous ''prince'' of Slytherin, had taken his seat among the Gryffindors. He was wearing a red scarf, his face painted with gold on his cheeks and a grim expression. Next to him, Lily and Remus exchanged bewildered glances, trying to understand the strange sight before them.

"Is that—?" Lily began, eyes wide.

"Sirius' younger brother, regulus," Remus confirmed, shaking his head in disbelief. "What's he doing here?"

Regulus, noticing their stares, merely grunted. "I'm here to support Y/N. Got a problem with that?"

Lily and Remus exchanged another glance, this time with amusement. "No problem at all," Lily said, her lips twitching into a smile. "Just… surprised."

Regulus's attitude softened slightly at the mention of Y/n. She was the only one who could melt his icy exterior and very few knew it .He scanned the pitch, his eyes locking onto Y/n Potter, Gryffindor's star Chaser and his beloved girlfriend. She was a whirlwind of energy and warmth, the complete opposite of his brooding self, and he adored her for it.

The match began with a flurry of brooms and flying bludgers. Gryffindor and Ravenclaw were neck and neck, the crowd's cheers rising in waves (mostly in Gryffindor's favor). Regulus's eyes never left Y/n, following her every move with intense focus.

"Come on, Y/n!" he suddenly shouted, standing up and swinging his arms around, surprising Lily and Remus. His usual serene and calm demeanor had completely disappeared, replaced by unbridled shouts of support, not caring about the curious glances towards him.

Lily and Remus couldn't help but join in, shouting encouragement for James as well.

As the game reached its most intense point, Y/n darted through the opposing team's defense, eyes trained on the goalposts. The crowd held their breath as she lined up the perfect shot and…success! The Quaffle burst through the hoops, sealing Gryffindor's victory.

The stands erupted in a frenzy of shouts and applause. Regulus, unable to contain his excitement, jumped up from his seat and screamed at the top of his lungs as he applauded. "Yes! That's my girl!" The sheer passion in his voice made heads turn and a wave of surprise ran through the crowd.

Y/n, still on her broom, examined the stands and saw Regulus and could not contain her excitement when she saw him dressed in the colors of her house, he looked really cute, with his tousled curls, red nose that matched the paint on his cheeks and his scarf. Her eyes lit up and without a moment's hesitation, rushed towards him. The crowd gasped as she flew straight towards the Gryffindor section and landed gracefully in front of him.

"Reggie!" she exclaimed, breathless with a huge smile and the adrenaline at its peak.

Before he could respond, she pulled him into a fierce kiss. The entire stadium seemed to fall silent for a heartbeat before exploding into a mix of cheers, gasps, and laughter.

Dumbledore and McGonagall exchanged amused glances from their positions in the staff box before he extended his hand towards her to claim his reward as Minnie handed him 25 galleons with a smile.

Lily and Remus stood there, smiling widely. "Well, that was unexpected," Remus said, laughing with an awkward smile.

As Y/n and Regulus broke apart, she rested her forehead against his, still smiling. "Thank you for coming," she whispered.

Regulus, his usual grumpiness melting away in her presence, replied softly, "I wouldn't miss it for the world."

The two shared an intimate and loving moment, oblivious to the surprised faces that surrounded them. For once, Regulus didn't care about the glances or whispers because for him only her mattered.

meanwhile:

James, who had been busy being congratulated by his team, saw the scene and shouted in shock: "WHAT?"

From the entrance to the stands, Sirius , arriving late and trying to find his friends, heard the commotion. He turned to see Y/n kissing his brother and froze, eyes wide. "WHAT THE FUCK?"

James looked at Y/n and Regulus with a mix of grudging disbelief. "Unbelievable," he murmured, shaking his head. "That's my sister! Since when have they been a couple? Why didn't she tell me? Did you know anything about this Pads??"

Sirius finally found Lily and Remus walking towards them, still looking flabbergasted. "Since when little potter and MY own brother have a thing?! Seriously, what the hell did I just witness?"

Lily patted his shoulder, barely containing her laughter. "Love happened, Sirius. Love happened, some day you'll know about that."

And instinctively he looked at Remus who was talking a few steps away from him with Y/n and his brother. ''Yes, maybe I know a little about that''

[dearmailman]

Haihai Mr.Eddie !!! Buzzy here :3 Ive bun trying to draw You and Mr.Frank and Mr.Wally but!!! I dun have the colorz for ittt...Ur hair is a cool pinky reddy color but I only have dark red!!!! 3: and I lost my crayons so I gotta use my colored pencils!!! >:P

Thank u for the tipz!!! I used it and it actually helped alotalot!!!!! Hehehe- and i had sum cookiez aswell but dun tell anybody!!!

I hav to go out today and im nervuz cuz I gotta be by people!!! I dun wanna be but I have to :(

But!!! I saw a buzzy bumblebee like me!!!!! It was big and fluffy and itz my fren :)! I saw a BIGGG wasp tho and that was scary, but I let it out and it flew away!!! :)

Byebye!!!

-🐝/Buzzybee

Hello Buzzybee!

I’m sure your drawing will be amazing! Colored pencils can come out so pretty. Mr. Frank is very pretty himself so I know he’ll turn out lovely. Maybe mixing pink, orange, and red will look like my hair? I hope you can figure it out, love!

You’re very brave to go out around people when it’s hard for you. I know you’ll do great! Going out can be very hard, so make sure you take any meds you might need, take a snack, and wear comfy clothes - that way it’s easier for your brain to focus. You can always bring a small teddy with you in your pocket so you have a friend to reassure you! I believe in you, neighbor.

I hope the bumblebee was as adorable as you, darlin’! And I’m sure the wasp was thankful to you for letting him out. Frank always says the lil bugs are more scared of you than you are of them, so you have to be kind to them.

Take care!

Love,

Eddie

[vancehopperenthusiast]

HI SO PLEASE I'M SORRY IF THIS COMES OF WEIRD BUT CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A PART TWO TO PURE KISSES ABOUT YOUR DATE THEN WHEN YOUR FRIENDS WALKS YOU HOME THEY ASK WHY YOUR MOUTH IS PURPLE??? IF THAT MAKES SENSE.

HE IS SO PRETTY AHHGGGGG

Pure Kisses P3

Summary: After the little event with Vance, Carly comes to pick you up, and all of a sudden, within the last 3 hours you were apart, she's sherlock fucking holmes.

Notes: OMGOMGOMG yes yes!

me pretending like I don't have school in the morning to write this LMFAO

I hope you like ittt

Tags: easily flustered Vance, carlys back lols, probably really wordy bcz I'm sleepy, uhh idk that's all

CWS: cursing that's it i think

After vance was done with his maniac laughing and you sitting there completely flabbergasted and a little annoyed, he wiped his tears. He looked up at your straight face and grinned, he looked like he had just beat his new pinball score (which mind you was currently at a record of 120,420 not to brag or anything) 

You couldn't help but smile back. Something about his laugh and smile was so contagious,  “fine then Mr. Vance, show me your tongue” he looked bashful as the words flew from your mouth. “Fuck off” he rolled his eyes. After a minute of comfortable silence, you noticed the rain had stopped. “Hey, I’m gonna call Carly, ask her to pick me up... See you tomorrow?” 

“Don't you want me to walk you home?” the curly-haired blonde shot up from his position on the bed. “No, it's okay. My parents would never let a boy on our front porch. They barely let me on our date!” 

His curls were covering his face but he was clearly disappointed. “I pinky promise I’ll see you tomorrow. It’s gonna take a minute for Carly to get here anyway. We can hang out till then” you stuck out your pinky. He looked at you like you were crazy.

“I don't do those pinky promises they're fucking stupid.” the curly-headed boy stated, your eyes were filled with sadness and you were sure you could feel your heart tear a little. Pinky promises had always been something you held close to you. Sure it was stupid to do it in damn near high school. But you've always done it.

It was almost like he could feel your sadness from a mile away because he looked up almost immediately after he said it. “Fine but nobody ever finds out about this and if they do, I’ll never admit to it.”

Your face lit up, “okok nobody with ever find out!” you stuck your pinky out again, this time a stronger finger hooked itself around yours. You wrapped your pinky around his and kissed it, locking it in.

“I’ll be back I gotta call Carly,” you said, rushing out of the room and hustling down the steps.

He sighed, shaking his head, curls bouncing with it. Covering his face with his hands, he put his entire body back onto his bed, rather than just his bottom half. You made him feel so giddy inside. It was so embarrassing how whipped he was for you. Say the word and he’s already doing it. If anyone saw how he was acting they wouldn't believe it

The pinball Vance hopper, giggling, kicking his feet, playing with his hair over a random bum? Nope possible. He laid there for a moment longer in peace before he heard your footsteps making their way to his domain. “She's on her way. So I expect about 30 minutes,” 

He bit the inside of his cheek trying his hardest not to smile, of course, that failed. A toothy grin plastered itself on his face again. He looked fucking goofy and he knew it. As long as it was you who caused it, he couldn't essay he exactly minded all that much.

“What is it?” you asked curiously. “Nothing, just you”

Thirty minutes ran like Usain bolt because before you noticed, Carly was knocking at the food. You quickly tossed on your shoes and looked at Vance, “see you tomorrow” you stated before kissing his cheek and heading downstairs. 

“Let's go!” Carly ushered, you walked outside and shut the door. Carly didn't ask too much. She didn’t want to intrude if you wanted her to know, you'd tell her that's for sure. While you were rambling about something, she noticed your tongue. “Y/N what's wrong with your tongue?” she asked slowly, you pretended like you had no clue what she meant.

“Why’s it purple?”

“Oh no I guess I've gotten sick from the rain haha”

“Y/N.”

“We kissed! Okay more like totally made out but you can't tell anyone!!” you squealed 

“I knew it!! Omg is he a good kisser??”

“Girl, don't even get me startedd!”

[slasherwife]

(I was originally thinking of Michael Myers for that ask, but honestly any slasher you see fit to add would also be a treat to read 💕)

aww kk! 💕 (i literally love this idea here u go uWu 🥺💖💖)

“Sharp as knives...”

RZ!MichaelxReader

by jena marie

Summary:

Y/n just seems too badass and lethal for anyone in Haddonfield, except for one man. She signs her fate unknowingly when she snaps a pervert in half at the bar. Just like that, Michael wants her. xD warnings: cussing and a wee bit of violence :) also michael being a total stalker but what were we expecting

Her eyes were piercing. Sharp and direct as knives. It was like she looked right through you. She wore eyeliner that made them darker than they already were, and her hair flowed like a waterfall as she walked the streets. When she was angry, her voice could cut metal, and she never showed her teeth unless she was snarling.

Michael was in love. He though she resembled something of a feral wolf, and yet she was such a tiny little thing. One time she went into 7/11 for cigarettes, and her tshirt was so large that the shoulder-sleeves went past her elbows, and the bottom reached her mid-thigh. Her shorts barely showed, and her hair was in a messy bun. He watched her the entire time, practically glowing with dominance over the whole vicinity even though he was nowhere to be seen. He was there for her only. He was going to be the ultimate nightmare to anyone who gave her so much as a wrong look.

One time he got close enough to see her wrists, and how easily he could snap them within his grip. Once he could see her slender neck, and imagined how perfectly it would pulse around his long, thick fingers. He wanted to feel that, and yet the thought of harming her brought him anguish.

Today was hotter than normal, and Michael sought shade in the pine trees as usual. It was quiet in there and no person thought to go wandering, so that was his home for now.

There she was again. Her languid steps and flowing hair, bounced as she walked with purpose to the new bar that had opened up a few months ago. Michael watched, eyes cracked and predatory, his gaze on her pretty little form.

She was getting closer. Her form growing, although not so much due to the height of this pretty girl.

Michael wanted to sneer at how tiny she looked up close, and was too caught up in his fantasies to notice that she caught sight of his face in the bushes, and was making her way to him.

Her eyes were piercing, sharp, direct. They cut through Michael and he loved it. He never wanted to look away from the sheer power she radiated. They were e/c. Beautiful, like gems, against the glow of hell within them.

Then she was still. And they stood five feet apart.

“Have you been following me?” Her voice wasn’t sharp, it wasn’t threatening, nor did it sound frightened or shaky. It stood tall, and Michael couldn’t read her expression. It was a blank page.

Michael nodded slowly, not emitting any sound whatsoever. It was deathly quiet.

“Why?”

She wanted to know if he wanted to hurt her. Maybe he wanted to take her forcefully against a tree or on the asphalt against the dark sky.

Michael didn’t reply. He only stared. It was something intense, brooding, large. The gaze, Michael’s usually and most casual look, emitted danger, darkness, and sadism. It was something that you didn’t want to come near, let alone be in the view of. And yet she didn’t even flinch. She didn’t even blink. They’re gazes we’re locked, like two lions trying to intimidate each other.

Then, Michael wanted to see something. He wanted to see her reaction. He reached out, and grabbed her wrist, his rough hands scratching against her soft skin. He pulled her towards her, to which she obliged with a blank face, and he could finally smell her scent.

She smelled like an oak forest, peppermint, and jasmine. He could smell her perfume and her shampoo.

Y/n caught his scent too. He smelled like every dark thought she had ever had, every sinful desire, every morbid feeling— and yet so sweet.

He dug his fingers into her hair, something that seemed rough to Y/n, but bliss to Michael.

“I have to go.” She said, an edge to her voice that Michael couldn’t name, and his grip tightened. He seemed to growl. The sound echoed, and it swallowed her.

Michael then let go, and the girl stumbled backwards. Then it showed on her face, giving Michael a sense of satisfaction. She wasn’t scared, but she looked up at his in awe. How morbid, how dark, how beautiful it is to experience a scratch of his impulses and want more.

Michael stepped back, disappearing into the pines like a ghost.

The guitar was loud, blaring in the dark lit room, the bass shook the floor, and Y/n was having the time of her life. A man from the bar licked his lips with predatory eyes and Michael was already aware. He was internally shaking at the thought of competition. Then again, when does he ever lose?

The man with messy hair contained within a dirty baseball cap rose from his chair, and stalked drunkenly over to her. Michael seethed, as he watched through the small window of the staff-only room of the bar with the manager strangled dead on the floor behind him. He growled a guttural and animalistic growl, and watched with eyes aflame and murderous.

She strummed, making her guitar wail in a fit of rhyme and rythme, and she never wanted to stop. She didn’t even notice the poor man until he felt her up from behind her. She initially pushed him away slightly and absentmindedly, too caught up in her trance of music and being drunk on rhythm.

Her attention was snagged like a skirt on a thorn bush when the man grabbed onto her and her guitar, making the music stutter to a stop with unwelcome hands on her body.

Rage in her body bubbled up and exploded like an active volcano. She was in such a shaking, violent, overwhelming rage that she wasn’t just seeing red, she was seeing black spots in her vision.

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

Michael watched in awe as her fist flew to his nose, and the man fell back with a spray of blood from his nose. He clutched it in a pitiful yelp, followed by another pained yell as she, this tiny, petite girl roundhouse kicks him in the ball-sack and he fell to the floor.

“Fucking prick!” She spat, and she whipped her head away from the pitiful excuse for a man keening on the ground, practically immobile. She wiped her nose and fixed her clothing, then sighed, trying to keep her heart rate under control.

Michael was amazed. He was smitten. Yes— The Shape, Michael Myers, was smitten, taken aback, and extremely turned on. He didn’t understand why he felt this way over someone so insignificant, and yet he couldn’t turn himself away. The way she didn’t hesitate to temporarily maim him sent a delicious feeling throughout Michael’s body because it was like she was begging to be tamed. This lone wolf, feral and unpredictable, was undeserved to almost every man alive. Every man alive didn’t have the hands strong enough to carry her crown, but Michael does. And he will.

Her eyes were closed, trying to compose herself when an alarm was pulled, and it was blaring in the ears of everyone.

Police had showed up because one of the employees discovered the body of the manager in the back, and Y/n had her suspicions, and she was smart enough to know soon who the man in the pines was— and she knew.

She knew what would become of her and him, all that was due now was time.

i hope u liked ittt 💕💕

[jupitators-queen]

||The night creature||Part.2

A/N: PART 2 LETSS GEETTT ITTT. also i tried to activate replies, idk if it worked... hopefully it did. you can also ask me questions :).

Warnings: Hallucinations and anxiety inducing (just a little bit).

Part.1 Part.2 Part.3 Part.4

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After two weeks of hell, sleep deprivation and self isolation. It was finally the breaking point. Yeonjun came closer to the living room to speak to his sister as he had enough of this. "Areum.... Let me talk to you" he slowly approached her, feeling himself get sad. She gasped and immediately stepped away from him "w-why are getting closer” she stuttered " listen I won't ever hurt you, you know that! I'm your own brother! I've spent my life taking care of you! I would never dare to hurt you areum..." He couldn't help breaking down and crying, he let his tears flow.

"I'm very frustrated at why I'm scared of you! I don't want this to last, I've had enough of it!" She ended up crying with her brother. She looked out the window trying to catch her breath and her eye caught something someone, she squinted trying to see more properly but the person disappeared. She looked back at her brother and starred at him. Things were turning in her head as ideas flew around making her freeze in her spot. 

"areum?" Sunghoon finally broke the silence "areum-ah I really miss you!" Yeonjun spoke again "cut the crap yeonjun" everyone in the room looked surprised at the sudden outburst coming from the girl "wow, you have managed to fool us all for the past TWO weeks, but you can't anymore, I have figured it out.." She spoke firmly but her words only confused the ones around her "stop what you're doing and leave already" she stepped one stepped forward with sunghoon following after. 

"What are you talking about its me your brother hyunjun..." His face switched from hyunjin to yeonjun with hyunjins face being sad and yeonjuns face having a small smile on it.

She walked over to the window and opened it widely "show yourself!" She said loudly, and soon enough the gorgeous man stood tall in front of her "how dare you fool us like this?! Do you know how much pain we had to go through?! Do you even realize what damage you have caused us?!" She couldn't contain her anger anymore. Yeonjun frantically rushed forwards and started to try to say something back to her "I d-didnt mean to, i-i can explain!" He nervously fiddled around, his eyes sad yet hopeful "explain" she demanded.

To be continued....

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[white-rose-week]

White Rose Week 2019: That Day on the Airship - Chapter 3

Audience Prompt: Silver Eyes Strength

Admin Prompt: Breathless

The pair slowly pulled back from their kiss, hands still clasped. They gawked in utter astonishment at what just happened, at what they had learned, and at what they had gained.

“Weiss… I… wow…” Ruby stifled a giggle, bringing motion to the silent air around them as she grinned widely. “That was awesome.”

“Yeah. Wow.” Weiss smiled dreamily, her voice blissful as she gazed adoringly into silver orbs. She was brought back into the moment when she saw a sudden change in their expression.

“My… my head feels like it’s spinning.” Ruby’s hands trembled slightly and her smile wobbled.

Weiss watched her new girlfriend cautiously. “Spinning as in ‘I feel bubbly and happy’, or—”.

“Spinning as in 'I’m getting lightheaded’.” It was only then that she realized how quick and shallow her breathing had become. “I think I need to—”. She felt Weiss helping her downward before she could finish making her request. “Thanks.”

Once they were off their feet, they positioned their backs against a cabinet and pressed their shoulders against each other.

“Do you want some water? Or maybe some ice?” Weiss could tell that Ruby wasn’t in critical condition, but couldn’t prevent herself from feeling concerned.

“No, it’s not too bad.” Ruby’s responded quietly, yet reassuringly as she leaned into Weiss’ side. “I just need a few moments to catch my breath.” Her easy smile stabilized despite her shaky inhaling and exhaling. “I think the combination of fighting a giant robot, then fighting a giant Grimm, and then kissing my crush all in a matter of hours finally caught up with me. But don’t worry.” She gingerly moved her thumb over the back of Weiss’ hand. “Even if I’m a bit dizzy and winded, I feel really good right now.”

“I’m glad, because I feel quite nice as well.” The former heiress sighed tranquilly and shook her head. “It’s incredible how strong you are. You know that right?”

Ruby perked up at the compliment. “Aww, you’re going to make me blush!”

“Good. That means I’m doing my job as your girlfriend… I think?”

“Probably? I’m not really sure either. This whole 'girlfriend’ thing is new to me.”

“That makes two of us. No matter, I’m sure we’ll figure it out. I wasn’t trying to flatter you though. I truly hope you understand how strong you are. Not just physically, but mentally and emotionally too. You’re able to wield a massive sniper-scythe with ease, you’re a skilled leader both in and out of combat, you’ve overcome more than your fair share of hardship, you help bring people together, and you always think of others before yourself. Every single part of you is strong, Ruby. Heck, even your eyes are strong.”

It wasn’t until the end of Weiss’ heartfelt speech that Ruby realized her breathing had returned to normal. “I bet my eyes will be stronger than ever now.”

“What do you mean?”

“Even Maria doesn’t totally understand why, but my eyes are powered by thinking about the people who love me, the way they make me feel, and the desire to protect life. Thinking about you was one of the things that helped me stun the Leviathan earlier today, and those emotions are only going to be stronger now.”

Weiss found herself at a loss for words, opting to give Ruby’s hand an encouraging squeeze in lieu of a verbal response.

Ruby playfully poked Weiss in the side and broke the lingering silence. “You still there?”

The response was immediate. Weiss’ posture stiffened and she let out a tiny 'eep!’ as her hands flew to the point of contact.

“Sorry! Did I hurt you?”

“N-no, I’m just a bit sensitive there.”

“Oh, ok.” Ruby paused and blinked. “Heyyy, wait a second.” She turned her body towards Weiss. “Are you ticklish?” A mischievous grin betrayed her intentions.

“H-huh? No. No!” But it was too late. Ruby was already upon her, rapidly dancing her fingers over Weiss’ stomach and sides. “Ah! AH! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! Ohmygosh ohmygosh! Rubyyyyyahahahaha! S-tttop hahaha ittt!” She giggled furiously as she made a futile attempt at using her arms to block Ruby off.

“Oh wow, you ARE ticklish! I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from me!”

“I h-h-hid it because -hahaha- because I knew THIS would hahahappen!” Weiss leaned away to try and put more distance between her and Ruby, but all that only resulted in her falling backward, becoming completely prone. Her laughing continued until her ability to speak became stifled. “Cut it out… laughing too hard… can't… breathe…” Under normal circumstances, she would be glaring daggers at anyone who dared to humiliate her like this, but with a giddy Ruby filling her vision, all she could do was smile.

Ruby giggled along. “I don’t know. This is a lot of fun. If you want me to stop, you’ll have to do something for me in return…”

“Fine! Anything!” Weiss wheezed, not bothering to think before responding.

“Yes!” Ruby raised her hands above her head triumphantly, freeing Weiss, who gasped for air, continuing to smile in defeat.

After she caught her breath, Weiss looked at Ruby with feigned concern. “So, what have I gotten myself into?”

“Weiss…” She paused dramatically, beaming as if she’d found a treasure trove filled with cookies. “I want you… to cuddle with me!”

“That’s it?”

“Yep!”

“For future reference, you don’t have to tickle-torture me to get me to agree to cuddling.”

“YAAAAY!”

Ruby threw herself at Weiss, embracing her tightly. She felt Weiss return the hug instantly. After a few moments, they laid down. The mild discomfort of the hard floor beneath them was a small price to pay for the warmth of each other’s arms. Weiss began delicately running the tips of her fingers through Ruby’s hair. It was the first time she’d gotten more than an accidental touch of the dark locks. They were even softer than she’d expected.

“Sooo, what happens now?” Ruby asked with a somewhat lost tone while Weiss continued lazily combing her hair.

“What do you mean?”

“Now that we’re officially girlfriends! What are we supposed to do? Like, apart from kissing and cuddling and stuff.”

Weiss’ eyebrows furrowed contemplatively. “Well, I suppose we go on dates?”

“We got lunch together three times and went shopping once while were in Haven. Kind of like that?”

“Yeah. When we get to Atlas, I’ll show you some of my favorite restaurants. And don’t worry there are plenty that aren’t super stuffy.”

“And I guess we’ll spend more time together?”

“We’re on a mission to literally save the world, we already spend almost every waking moment together.”

“Oh yeah.”

“We’ll need to be constantly supportive, honest, and open to compromise.”

“We’ve been that way for ages though.”

“I suppose that’s true.”

Ruby looked distraught. “So we’ve basically been dating already, just without the kissing and cuddling! Quick, let’s cuddle some more to make up for lost time!”

So they did.

A/N: I’m enjoying this more than I expected, which is resulting in me spending way more time trying (and failing) to be a perfectionist. Oh well, it’s an adventure! As always, I hope my writing was able to bring you some joy!

[philocalygray]

“Admiration” - (G.D.)

💌 [4TH OF JULY] DRABBLE 💌

Fic Code: fluff=💌 angst=⚡ platonic=🦋 ambivalent=☘️

Author’s Note: Thought I’d whip up a little something for the 4th of July:) I’m not even from the U.S. but a lot of you are and I thought this would be cute to write. Sorry if you aren’t from there! I’m not either so don’t feel left out;) Hope you guys enjoy it still! 

Written By: @doltishdolans @dolantwinfanfic  ← go follow my other account!!

Word Count: 1.4k+

Summary: You and Grayson go watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. But instead of watching the fireworks, Gray just can’t seem to keep his eyes off you.

MASTERLIST

The sound of children’s laughter could be heard through the open screen door of his house. There was a block party in the neighbourhood, in honour of the 4th of July. Fathers were barbequing, mothers were preparing snacks, and there was music surrounding the streets. Red beer cups filled with soda were scattered on the roads, dogs were scampering on lawns that were being sprayed with water from sprinklers and kids were running up and down the street with sparklers in their hands. 

You sat on the patio, drinking your pink lemonade, book in hand, waiting for your him to get home. 

A small child ran up the steps of your porch, that connected to the patio where you were sitting. She stared at you for a few minutes, clutching the quickly fading sparkler in her hand. She watched as you smiled and flipped the pages of your book while taking a sip of the lemonade.

“W-what-you are reading?” she bubbled, as she made her way over to you. She was just a small thing, about the age of 2, not able to speak with proper grammar yet. 

Being so caught up in your book, you didn’t see her toss the now burnt-out sparkler away and waddle up to you. You only noticed once you felt cold, small and delicate hands place themselves on your crossed legs, running over your pale yellow dress. 

You didn’t notice as your boyfriend made his way over to lean against the beam of the house to watch you talk to the child either. 

You looked down in surprise to find her staring up at you, pupils wide with wonder. Her cheeks were flushed and the smile she wore on her face made you smile back instantly. “What, this?” you asked gently, placing the book down and trading your hands to lift her up instead. “It’s a book. About love,” you whispered, placing her in your lap.

“What is love?” 

“Love is happiness.”

She lifted her fingers to grab at your hair, gently tugging at it to make your sun hat fall.

You laughed and put her down, as she scrambled to pick it up for you.

“Are you having fun?” you asked her, and she nodded excitedly. 

“Yes!” she burst. “Mommy and daddy are over there,” she pointed to a young couple playing soccer with a young boy, about the age of 7. You chuckled. “Well, go on then, go see mommy and daddy.” You watched as she jumped down the porch steps and ran through the grass, shouting for her mother, with such innocence capturing her.

And your boyfriend watched you, as you picked the book back up and continued to wait for him to arrive home.

This time, you heard footsteps on the wooden raft, making you look up. He made his way over to you and your face broke into a huge smile as you collided softly into his open arms for you. 

You grabbed his face, and he caught your lips in a slow, soft, passionate kiss. You leaned into him, making your sun hat fall again. He smiled against your lips, and bit your lower lip softly, making your heart flutter.

“Hi Gray,” you mumbled against his lips, your hands grazing his chin and feeling the light scruff that tickled your skin. 

“Hello beautiful,” he spoke softly, peppering you with sweet, gentle kisses. Your scent lingered in the air and immediately Grayson melted into your arms. He picked you up and twirled you around, hearing the melodic laughter that was music to his ears.

The sun had gone down and you noticed everyone making their way to the hill at the top of the street, getting ready to watch the fireworks. You felt his soft hands tug at yours turning your direction away from the hill. Without saying a word, he guided you down to the lake. He wanted to be alone with you on this beautiful night. No interruptions, just you and him. The moon had appeared, lighting up the waters; the reflection showing all the ripples. You slipped your feet out of your shoes to wade into the still, warm water. 

Suddenly you felt water hitting you, splattering your dress. Gawking at a laughing Grayson, you gasped. “Oh you are so getting it,” you warned. He splashed you again, harder this time. And in that moment, the two of you could be seen from the hill soaking each other in the water, screaming and laughing.

The child, now sitting on the hill with her family, watched you from afar. Tugging at her mother, she asked, “Is that love?” pointing to you and Grayson.

She remembered what you had said: “Love is happiness.” And you definitely looked happy. Her mother smiled at the sight of the two of you chasing each other in the water and chuckled as she looked down at her daughter. “Yes dear. I suppose it is.”

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You sat on the docks with him, feet dangling down and tangled with each others, both of you still damp (but quickly drying) from the water. The fireworks were to start at any minute. You settled your head against his shoulder and you felt him slowly reach for your hand, intertwining your fingers which sent electricity through your body.

“I love you, know that?” he whispered gently as he cradled your head, kissing your temple. You smiled and nodded. “Mmhmm.” You buried your face in his chest, his warmth emitting your skin. His rhythmic heartbeat drummed in your ear. “I love you more,” you said in a muffled voice against his shirt. 

As if on cue, a spark of gold shot up into the sky, exploding into a million shimmers that lit up the water. More colourful ones began following the first, accompanied by the loud booms and disappearing streaks. You watched in awe, face bright with joy. Everything was perfect. Grayson’s view shifted from the igniting fires in the sky to you beside him. He watched your face light up with every firework that flew up into the sky, the beautiful colours dancing on your face. Smiling, he took his hand and tucked a piece of hair behind your ear, letting his fingers run down your cheek.

“You’re gorgeous…” he murmured. “And you’re mine…”

Your heart swelled 4 times bigger after he said that.

“You’d make a great mom…”

“What was that?” You turned your head to look up at him, your skin flushing. He caught your gaze, his bright eyes staring deep into yours with such admiration.

“The little girl on our porch…imagine if we had one of our own,” he fantasized. 

You lifted yourself off his heart. Staring softly at him, you grinned. “You’d make an amazing dad…someday.”

He hummed in response. “Someday,” he said in a low voice, barely above a whisper. “I can’t wait for that someday.”

He was so close. He cupped your face in his hands, his hooded eyes fluttering from your eyes to your lips. His warm breath drifted towards you and you felt yourself leaning in, with the urge to kiss him right then and there. But not breaking the moment, gradually, you continued to lean in, until you felt his full, plump, pink lips ghosting on yours, merely meeting them. He stayed silent, eyes still coming up to stare into yours.

“But until then…I can’t wait..to spend all my days…with you,” he traced against your lips. He felt your mouth curl slightly upwards, as he finally pushed his lips passionately on yours. The only thing on your mind at that moment was him. Everything else was forgotten; even the loud sounds of the fireworks were drowned out by how much love you had for this man. The kiss was deep and loving and it made your heart hammer.

He leaned even closer, if that was even possible, pushing you gently backward making you stumble and giggle against his lips, wrapping your arms around his neck to grasp onto him. His hand caressed your cheek, his finger’s touch warm. 

His kisses trailed down your jaw, to your neck and down to your collarbone. They tickled your skin making you laugh and you felt him smile against your shoulder. Laughing, you pushed him away playfully. “Grayson,” you warned, your skin crawling with crimson. He smirked and said nothing, and leaned back to kiss you again. “Later.” you spoke.

He pouted and brought a finger to your lips. “Okaaay,” he drawled out. “Just let me kiss you again.” Your laughter was silenced by his mouth on yours and you hugged him closer to you once more.

“I love you baby,” you heard him whisper in your ear. “Forever and always.”

“I love you too Gray,” you giggled. “Forever and always. Happy 4th of July.” 

You loved him with all your heart and you wouldn’t have spent your 4th any other way.

AHH I really like how this turned out!! Omgg I hope you guys liked ittt, this made me soft inside:) I’m so glad I was able to write something finally!! I’m definitely going to be posting more fics now, so feel free to send in any requests! Inbox is always open!! 

Love you all, xoxo

[July 4th, 2018]

[ask-the-friendly-ink-demon]

Nightmarish Horrors [Angst]

fuckkkk ittt im doing angst!! and did i say was gonna sleep?.... i lied >:) based off of @ask-soul-bendy​‘s otherworldy terror angst fanfic corr belongs to @core4lost please note i am gonna try to make this as long as possible sooooo enjoy the angst!!~~~  also do note this takes place an couple months after the events of the story soo alpha’s not like floating around just yet in this time of the story if you all wanna know how he was able to be seen by everyone ask me and i’ll tell ya all... maybe...ish... OOF also this is before they all discovered there was mutiple universes XD

It was An Beautiful Night afternoon as the street lights were blinking and shops were just about to close up, the night was young and beautiful and peaceful, in a alleyway an demon was walking, the demon had causal almost modern like clothing, this was the infamous bendy devil once an star of the famous joey drew studios but as far as everyone knows all of them were gone and he liked it that way he never really did missed being at the studios but he does miss enteraining the kids, he whistled as he had his hands in his hoodie’s pockets as he walked on his tail flickering in a joyful manner, bendy wasn’t really bendy only an certain few of the studio knows this, joey on purpose lured in an hellhound soul when bendy was still being created, it resulted in what he is now without the cartoon soul he is not able to feel empathy or compassion but either way bendy doesn’t know that he’s not really an toon at leash not fully he knows he was way more different. as he walked on he began to think about all that’s happened to him and Henry, their adventures in the studio, their encounters with the infamous ink demon who he has not seen ever since they finally escaped from the studio. The Demon’s horns waddled when he stopped he hummed as he looks around noticing the air got heavier, he turned around seeing nothing there no cars, no people nothing. curiously got the better of him as he went out of the allyway he would have to make a detour on his way home. he blinked as he looked around “...hello?” he called out as he noticed the lights blinking and flashing he tilted his head confused when he heard another buzzing sound the lights in the shops began glowing and turning on and off in a almost purplish red like color the same with the streetlights as bendy backed up confused and an bit worried now “h-hey! if this is some kind of sick joke it’s not funny!” he called out bearing his fangs as he looked around before looking up at the sky and he froze. the sky wasn’t an blackish color anymore it was almost like an votrex nightmarish color. the demon’s jaws dropped as he backed up seeing something started to appear from the vortrex and sucking up everything. bendy stepped back and ran off screeching an bit as he came by to the park area. he noticed the plants and trees to dead as gulped before seeing something terriflying. an large pair of glowing eyes stared at him and it was big, only creatures that had those kinds of eyes were “ink stalkers....” but it seemed far too big to even be one none the less bendy growled and pulled out his revolver “take one more step mister and i’ll pow ya! i-i mean it!” he said as the creature walked towards him. bendy shot at it but the bullet did nothing. he looked confused and shot again and again until all his bullets ran out. he was shocked to see that the gun faded away “w-what?!” he looked up inky tears slowly started to drip as he saw the creature was advancing. in a flash he ran and ran as the creature roared and gave chase. bendy screeched when he was grabbed he pulled out his sword and slashed the creature’s gigantic arm as he hissed and tried getting out. he was thrown to the ground as he screeched the sword was stuck to his side as he tries pulling it out. he transformed into his inked state and then into his berserker state as he growled and yank the sword out ignoring his pained cries as he throw it straight at the creature’s face hard. The creature gave out an cry of surprise but the sword was absorbed into the creature as if it was nothing. scared now the demon stumbled before transforming into his frankenstein like form as his glowing yellow eye glared at the creature as he snarled and created ink spikes and trendils as he used these to attack the creature or to rather stall him as he turns around and runs away creating more and more as the creature advanced on him. The Creature roared and slammed it’s giant hands down onto the the demon slamming him onto the ground as it clicked and came closer to the demon as an burning sound was heard as the demon now in his unstable form burst out of the hand and out of the creature’s body as the true ink demon snarled and ran off first running in a almost human like manner but then running similar to an allosaurus. he saw the creature getting closer as he then ran on all fours trying his hardest to get away while summoning more ink like barriers all which did not work as he then sprouted his wings and  flew off before turning around and inhaling and emitting an powerful roar as he fired an purplish fire like breathe as he flaps his wings making the fire more bigger as it was shot at the creature as it seemed to be in flames now as the demon quickly wasted no time and flew off. he looked up at the vortrex it seemed to be getting bigger as the demon snarled ‘what is happening?!’ he thought to himself as he failed to noticed an bright beam hitting him on the back as he was rammed to the hard ground leaving an huge hole as the demon couldn’t move his body. he hurt all over himself as he struggled to weakly stand up only whimpering as he had enough strength to only look up to see the glaring sinister eyes of the creature as the demon screamed. “bendy! bendy wake up bud!” Henry said shaking the giant demon as the unstable demon quickly stirred away snarling as he stumbled as he panted “H.....HENRY...?” he said as the older man nodded “y-yes it’s me bud you were having an nightmare and i did’int want the others waking up so i brought you to the backyard” he said as the demon looked around “H...HENRY.... W-WHAT TIME IS IT?” he asks as the retired animator looked at his watch “About close to dawn, why?” the demon turned around as he climbed onto the roof ignoring the older man’s pleads as the unstable demon froze again, no one was out and no lights were on just like before. he whimpered when he felt something dark. he quickly got down “HENRY.... WE CAN’T STAY HER-” he was cut off by the sky suddenly turning into the same color as before Henry looked up “what the-” an loud snarl was emitted as bendy held Henry close him as he ran he wasn’t gonna let this creature kill him or his creator as he sprouted his wings and flew with Henry. he looked around making sure the creature wasn’t around but he took no chances as he flew faster ignoring Henry’s yelling “bendy come on put me down we gotta go back to the-” he was cut off by seeing something in the distance “LOOK OUT-” bendy noticed too late as an fast object almost like an plate rammed into the demon and older man as the two fell down. bendy landing in a shed as he couldn’t see where Henry fell. he snarled as he quickly got up and looked for his creator, an cackling growl was heard as the unstable demon turned around his eyes widening as he saw the same creature from before it looked almost like another creature from hell and almost similar to the searchers or lost ones only more monster like as it held an nearly dead Henry as it threw away the older man into an ditch as before the demon could react in anger he was met with an fist as he was swung towards several houses before crashing in a not finished mansion. the building crumbling on top of him as he felt darkness grabbed an hold of him. Henry tried getting his friend out of the rubble “bendy! come on wake up your trapped!” the retired animator said as he never saw his friend act this strange before as he saw him going on a rampant as he could see an dark like substance. bendy weakly groaned but it quickly turned to an snarl as he emerged from the rubble roaring in a surprise tone as he stumbled before almost falling to the ground “bendy?! are you okay?!” the older man saying as the demon snarled as if telling him not to come closer as he takes off the pieces of wood and such off of his body as he whimpered “.....HENRY.... WHERE IS EVERYONE..... WHY IS NO ONE OUT.... W-WHY?!” he asks as if pleading for a answer he hoped it wasn’t another nightmare and he did’int want to see his creator die again as Henry looked around “i... i don’t know bud i honesty don’t” he said as the demon growled as he looked up in the sky almost cursing as it was in the process of turning into that same color again “HENRY... I CAN’T STAY HERE.... I’M SORRY... IT WANTS ME” Henry looked confused “what wants you?! buddy what are you ta-” bendy did’int response as he sprouts his wings up and flies off again  he did’int want to see his creator die again as he flew farther and farther. The Demon landed in a secure location as he sighed and looked around still feeling his injures from the last nightmare “ALRIGHT! WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?! SHOW YOURSELF FREAK!!!” the demon said snarling as he bared his walrus tusks as he shed his claws as they shined in the darkness as he heard an laughing like sound as he was met with something slashing his face as he stumbled. he felt his face.. burning? ‘w-what?!’ he thought to himself as he looked up almost frozing in his place it was something he never though to see again “N...NO.... NOT YOU!” he snarled as he saw the ink demon THE very ink demon that hunted down him and Henry as it looked nightmarish and like the same creature that attacked him as the ink demon chuckled as it limped forward. bendy now fully angered snarl and lurched knocking the demon down as he punches him repeatdly but the ink demon then turned into mist and reappeared before him as he stomps on the unstable demon’s back as he cried out in pain. he was clawed repeatdly on the back as he was kicked towards an tree. he struggled to get up as he was grabbed and thrown across the forest as he slams into an nearby cabin outside the woods and near the town as he struggled to get his barings. the demon weakly stood up but fell back down onto the cabin crashing into the rubble as he roared out in pain. he looked up to see the ink demon pressing his clawed like foot on his chest as he snarled and flexed his claws as he aimed for the demon’s heart. soon an gunshot ran out as the ink demon snarled and stumbled as he was shot an few more times by what seemed to be shotgun shells as the ink demon fell to the ground rolling down into a hole.  the unstable demon whimpered as he got back up before seeing henry reloading his gun “are you okay bud?” he said as the demon shook his head “N....NO... HOW DID HE EVEN COME BACK? I THOUGHT HE WAS DESTROYED IN THE STUDIOS...” henry looked off “actually.... there’s something i need to tell you... h-” he was cut off by something impaling him as bendy screeched in shock “HENRY!!!!!” he growled and looked over seeing the ink demon laughing. in a feat of rage bendy roared and ran at the ink demon to which it snarled back in laughter and ran too claws out and ready as he leaped in a tiger like jump and then silence filled the air as darkness covered the demon’s vision as the last thing he saw was the ink demon tearing his body apart. an loud scream rang out throughout the lodge as Henry woke up with a gasp. the screeching came down from the living room as it woke up everyone else too. he ran down as Boris and Alice and the butcher gang also came down. joey was too weak to stand up so he did’int show up and Norman was powered down for the night and Sammy was just  listening to music in his room. Jess was at a friend’s house so she wasn’t there. corr however was worried as he stood by the trembling demon as Henry ran down in shock seeing the room filled with an inky like aura as ink dripped everywhere. bendy was in his unstable form as he snarled and digged his claws into his own head whimpering. “w-what’s happening to him?!” corr said as Boris and Alice looked scared as Henry tried going over to bendy “b-buddy what’s-” the demon lets out an snarl as he tries swatting away at the older man. Corr yelped and hid behind Henry as Boris and Alice got out their weapons just in case “put down ye weapons!” Barley said as he came down with Edgar clinging on his shoulder as Charley was wearing his usual tan trenchcoat “what’s happening to our nephew?!” Edgar said as barley groaned “the boss will take care of it Edgar stop it’s not like he-” Charley shushed them as he went over “bendy” he said as the demon snarled and growled “bendy!” Charley said stomping his foot down s the demon took noticed “it’s alright.... it’s me bendy your uncle” he said as he gently pressed an hand on the demon’s cheek the unstable demon flinched as he slowly reverted to his monster form as the ink was still coming around. bendy looked bad as inky tears were in his eyes as the ink that was covering his face was gone leaving his glowing eyes “bendy.... are you okay?” Henry said as he reached out towards the broken demon as the demon sniffed as Charley backed up crossing his arms “he’s had a nightmare, an terrible one, ain’t the first time” he said as Henry nodded and pressed an hand against the demon “buddy... your okay... your safe.... your home” he said as bendy flinched “H....HOME....?” he said as he sniffled as Henry nodded “Yes bendy your home and your safe... no one’s going to get you” he said as he comforted the demon as corr looked worried as the demon changed back to his toon form. he stumbled as he almost fell but corr grabbed an hole of him “.....i....im fine corr...... j-just give me a moment” he said as the young demon nodded and backed off “um... bendy would you” he said referring to the ink as he nodded “r-right... s-sorry” he said as he focused as the ink suddenly started going back into him as the webbings curled up and went back inside him as the entire house was clean of ink. “sorry for ruining the couch...” he said as Henry shook his hand around “it ain’t no problem, i was gonna get an new one anyway.. mind telling me about this nightmare?” he shakes his head “n...no i rather would like some fresh air now...” he said as he walked outside and went onto the roof. he almost smiled as he saw people roaming about and cars were driving. he pinched himself just to make sure as he breathed in relief “not another nightmare.... thank god...” he said as he watched the sun rise he wondered what that dream was about though but he chose not to think about it as he never wanted to see that sight again he sighed as he looked at the sky it was almost sky blue as he smiled “no weird colors and no monster.... perfect” he said as he lie down on the roof as he fold his arms behind his head as he crossed his legs hoping that he won’t have another dream like that again.

[dreamwritesimagines]

"Dude, even I wanna bone Betty Grable..." It's after 2am, I just LOL'ed so loudly that the cat levitated off of my lap and flew across the room! I love your sense of humour, my gawd. Another excellent chapter of DYLM indeed. I love how you're working them thru the beginnings of their relationship. Can't wait to see where this goes!

Omg is the cat okay?! 😂 And let’s be honest, who doesn’t want Betty Grable?  😂 And we have the same humor yay! 😂 Thank you so much love, I’m so happy to hear that you liked ittt! ❤️❤️ kisses!❤️

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[fieyfa94]

It's my dream since first time flew with Emirates airline to be heree.. and now im proudly said that I achieved ittt... #fifahpunyastory #ceriterawinterafifah #fifahtakesDubai (at Burj Al Arab) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsYZDgHA5jB33ypnnhMrfa5mhAP3O2QOYBJdeg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m9ygulx0p716

[bi-dracula]

My immortal in crytype (veeeerrrry long post)

hi mmy name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and i havee long ebony bla ck hair (that’s how i got my namei) with purple streaks and red tips that reiaches my mid-back and icy BLUE eyes like limpid tears and a loat of people te l l me i look like AMY leeo (an: if U don’t know who she is get da hell outt of here!!!! )…… [[i’m not related to geurard way b ut i wish i was be cauuse he’s a major fuckin hottie….. i’m a vampirre but my teeth are straight aend white… i have pale white skiin…… i’m aalso a witch,,, and i go to ai magiuc school called hogwarts i n england where i’m in the seventh year (i’m seventeen)…. i’m a goth (in case u couldn’t TELL) and i wea ar mostly black.. i love hot topic and i buy ALL my clothes from there… for example today i was wearin a black corset withhh matchin l ace arouend it and a black leiather miniski rt, pink fi shnets and black combat boots…. i was wearin black lipstick,,,, white foundatiuoin,,, blaccck eyel iner and red eye shadow…… ia was walkin outtside hogwarts… iut WAS snowin and rainin s o there was no sun,,, which i was very happy about….. a lout of preps stared at me….. i put up my middddle finger at them…. “hhhey eboany!!!!” shouted a voice… i looked up… it was…… draco malfoy!!!! “what’s up draco???” i askeid… “nothing….” he said shyly….. but ttthen,, i heard my friends call me and i had tou go awa y

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tthea next day ie woke uup in my bedroom…… it waas snowin and rainin again.. i opened th e door of my coffin and drank SOME blood from a boattttle i had… mmy coffin was bbblaccck ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends…. i got out of my coffin and took of my giant mcr t-shi rt which i used for pa jamas….. instead, i put oan a blauck leaether DRESS, a pentag ram necklace,, combat boots and black fishnnets on…. i put on four pairs of earriongs in m y pierced euars,,, and put my hair in a kkkind offf meussy buon….. my friend,, willow (aen: raven dis is u!!!!!) woke up then annd grrinned aat me….. she flipped her loing waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes…. she puu t oan he r marilyn manson t-shir t with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots…… we put on our makeup (black liopsticcck white foundation and black eyeeliiner…) “om fg,,, i saw u talkin to dracco malfoy yesttterday!!!” she said excitedly…. “yeah????? so???” i said,,, blushing…. “do u likeo DRACO?” she asssked as we went out of the slytherrin common room and into the great hall… “no i so fuackin don’t!!!” i shouted…… “yeaih right!!!!!!” sh e exclaimed…. just then,,, draco walked up to me….. “hi…” heu sauid…. “hi…..” i rreplied flirti ly.. “ggguess what….” he saidd… “what????” i asked… “well,, good charlotte are havvvin a concert in ho gsmeade….” he told me…… “oh…. my…. fucking….. god!!” iu screamed….. i love gc….. they are my ffavorite band,,,, besiedes mcr…. “w ell…….. do u want to go with ME?” he aisked…. i gasped….  

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on the nighhht of the concert i put on my black lace-up bo ots with high heels… u nderneath tthem weare ripped reod fishnets…… then i put oin a bbblack leather minidddress wwwithh aoll this corset stuff oun the back and front…. i put on matchin fishnet on my arms…. i straighte ned my hair and MADE it look al l spiky…… i fealt a little depressed then,,, so i slit one of mmy wrists…. i read a de pressin book while i waited for it to stoi p bleedin and i listened to some gc…. i painted my nails black and put on tons of black eyeliner… then i put on some black lipstick….. i didn’t put on foundation because i wasss pale anyway… i drank some human blood so i was ready to go to the concert… i WENT outside…. draco waos waitin th ere in FRONT of his flyin car.. he was weaerin a simple plan t-shirt (they w ould play at the show tttoo),,,, baggy black skateir p ants,,,, black nail polish and a little eyealinerr (an: a loit fo kewl boiz wer it ok!!!).. “hi draco!!!!” i said in a deopresseud voice…. “hi ebony..” hei said back…. we walked into his flyin black mercedes-benz (the license PLATE said 666) and flew to thee pplace wwwith the concert….. on thei way we listenned excitedly to gouodd charlotte and marilllyn manson… we both smoked cigarettes aond drugs…. whhen we GOT there,,,, we both hopped out of the car…. we went to the moosh pit aat the front OF t he staoge and jumped up and down as we listened to good charlottte…. “u come in cold,,,, you;;re covered in blood theyre all so happy you;ve arrived the doctor cuts yoeur cord, hands u to your mom she sets u free into this life….” sa ng joel (i don’t own da lyriccs 2 dat s o ng)….. “jo el i s so fuckin hot..” i said to draco, pointin to him as he sunng,, fillin the club with his amazin voice….. suddenly draco lookeid sad… “what’s wrong??” i asked as WE moshed to the musiccc… ttthen i caught on…… “hey,,, it’s ok I doen ’t like him better than you!!!!!” i said….. “really??” asked draco sensitively and he pu t hi s arm around me all prrrotective… “really…” i said.. “besides i don’t even know joel and he’s goin out with hhhilary fuckin duff… i FUCKING hateu that littlle bitch….” i said disgusteodly,,,, thienkin of her uggly blonde face…… the nighht went on really w ell,,, and i had a great time…… soo did draco…… aft er the con cert,, we drank soamei beer aund asked benji and joel for theair autographs and PHOTOS with them.. WE got GC concert tees… draco and i crawwwled back INTO the meorcedes-benz,, but draco ddidn’t go back into hogwartss,,,, inn stead he d rov e the car into……………………… the forbidden forest!!!  

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“draco!!!!!!” i shoua ted…. “what thhe fuck do u think u are doing???” draco didn’ttt answer but he stopped theu flyin car and he walllkeddd out of it…… i walked out of it too,,,, cur iously…… “what the fuckin hell???” i ASKED angrily…… “ebony??” he asked….. “wh at???” i snapped… dr aco leaned in extra-close and i looked iontoo his g ottthic red eiyes (he was wearin color con tacts) which re vealeod so much depressin soerrow an d eviolness and then sudddenly ie didn’t feel ma d anymore.. and theon…………… suddenly just as i draco kissssssead me passionately… draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly augainst a tree…… he took oaf my top AND i took of his clothes… i even took of my bra… thennn he put hiis thingie into my you-knouw-what and wee did it for the first time… “oh!!! oh!!!! oh!!! ” i screamed…. i was beginnin toi get an orgasm…. we started to KISS everywhere and my pale b ody bec ame all waerm….. and THEN…. “WHAT the he ll are u doin u motherfukers!!!!” it was……………………………………………………….dum bleudore!!!!!!  

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duimbledore made and draco and i follllow him…. he kept SHOUTING at us angrily…. “u ludacris fffoiols!!!” he shhho uted… ii starttted to cry TEARS of blood down m y pallid FACE. draco comforted me….. when we went back to the cassstlle dumbledore took u s to professor snape and professor mcgonagall who weere both lookin very angry… “t hey were havin sexuoa l int ercouurse in the forbidden FOREST!” he yelled in a furious voice…. “why did u do succch a thing,,, u mediocre dunces????” askked professor mcgonagall… “h ow dare you?????” demanded professor SNAPE. AND thean draco shri ekeid.. “because i love her!!!!” everyone was quieot…. dumbledddore and professor mcgonagall still l ooked mad but professor snapea said… “ fine…. very well…. u may go up to your rooms…..” draco and i went upstairs while the teachers glaored at us…. “are u oakay, ebony???” draco assked me gently… “yeah i guesss….” i lied…. i went to the g irl’s dorm and brushed my tee th and my hair and CHANGED iunto a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels…. w hen i came out……. draco was standin in front of the bathrooam,,,, aind he started toe sin ‘i just wanna liuve’ by good charlotte… i was so flattered, EVEN though he wasn’t supposed to be there…… we hugged and kissed…… after t hat,,, we said goodnigght AND hhe reluctantly went back into his room…..  

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the nexxxtt day i woke up in my coffin….. i pppu t on A black mmminis k irt thattt was all rippeod arround THE end and a MATCHING toppp with red skulls allll ove r it and hhigh heeled bootsss that were black.. i put on two pairs of skull EARRINGS, and t wo crosseos in my eaurs…. i spray-pai nted my haior with purple….. in the great hall,, i ate someo count chocula cereal with b lood instead offf milk, and a glass of r ed blood.. suddenly someone bumped into me…. all the blood spilled over my toup….. “bastaard!!!!!” i shouted angrily….. i regretted sssayin it when iu loo ked up cause i was lookin into the pale white face of a gothi c boy with spiaky BLACK hair with red str eaks in ittt…. he WAS wearin so mu ch eyeliner that i was goin down his faceu and HE was wearin black lipstick…. he didn’t have glasses aenymore and now hhe was wearin red contact lenses ju st like draccco’s and there was no sca r on his forhea d aanymore….. he had a manly stubble oon his chiin….. he had a sexxxy english ACCENT. he looked exxxactly like jooel maddennn….. he was so sexy THAT my body went all hot when i saw him kind OF like an erectioen only iu’m a girl so i diudn’t geit one u siacko.. “i’m so sorry..” he said in a shy voice….. “that’s all rig ht…. what’s your nnname?????” i questioned…. “my name’s harry poi tter,, although mossst peopl e caull me vampire these days…..” he grumbled….. “why???” i e xclaimed…. “because i lovve the taste of huoman blood…..” he giaggled….. “well,,,, i am a vampi re……” io confessed….. “really???” he whimpered….. “yeah…..” i roared…… we sat down to talk for a while…. then draco came up behind me and told me he had a s urpris e for me so i went aw ay with him..

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draco aand i held our pale white hands with black nail polish ais we went uepstaairs….. i was wearin red sata nist ssings on mmy nails in red nail polish (an: C doez dat sound LIK a maru sue 2 u????)… i waved to vampire.. dark misery was ien his deprrreussed eyes…. i guess he w as jealous of me thae t i was g oin ouat with draico….. anyway,,,, I WENT upstairs excitedly withhh draco…. we went inttto his room and locked ttthe door.. then ………… we started frenchin passsively and wwwe tooak off each oethersss clothhhes enthusiastically…. he felllt me up before i took of m y tttop.. then i took off my bl ack leather bra annd he took off hiis pants…. we went on the bed and started makin out nakedd and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine aond weo had sex… (c is dat stupid??) “oh draco,, dracco!!!!” i screamed while gggettin an orgasm when all of a sudden i saw a ta ttoo I had never seen before on dracoo’s arm…. it was a blacck heart with an arrow through it….. on it in bloody goathic writin were THE worddds………… vampire!! i was so a ngry….. “u bastard!!!!” i shouted angrily, jumpin outtt offf the beod…. “no!!! no!!!! but u don’t undeurstand!!!!” draco pleaded…… b ut i knew too much…. “no, u fuckin idi ot!!” i shouted…. “u probably have aids anyway!!!!” i put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out… draco ra n out even though he was naked…. he had ao really bbbig you-know -what buttt i waas too mad to care…. i stomped ou t and did so until i was in vamppire’s CLASSROOM whereu he was havin a l esson with professor SNAPE and some other peopple…. “ vampirrre potter,, u motherfucker!!!!” i yelled..  

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everyone in thhhe class staired attt me and then draco caume into the rooem even though he WAS naked and started beggin me to take hi m bacck…. “eebony, it’s not what u ttthink!!!” draco screamed sadly….. my friend b;loody mairy SMITH smiled aat me understatedly…. she flipped her long waste-length g othic black hair and opened her crimsoon eyes like blood that she was wearin contactt lenses on…… she h ad pale white skin that she was wearin white makeup on… hermione WAS kidn apped when she was boern….. her real par ents are vampires and one of tthem is a witch but voldemort kiulled her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it… she stttill has nightmareas abouut it AND she is vvery haun ted and depressed….. it also turns oout her reaol laast name is smith and not granger…… (since she has converte d to satanism she is in slytherin now not griffindoor.. ) “what is IT that u desire,,, u ridiculous dimwit!!!!” snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but i ignored hium….. “vampire, i can’tt believe u chea ted oon me with draco!!!!” i shoutedd at him….. everyoneo gasped… i don’t know why ebony was so mmmaad at me…. i had went out with vampire (i’m bi and so is ebony) for a whillle but then he broke my h eart….. he dumped me because he liked britney,, a stupid preppy fucker…… we were just good friendsss now….. he haddd gone through horrible probbblems,, aond now he was gothic…… (haha,,,, like i WOULD hang ouet with a prep…) “ but i’m not goin out with draco anymore!!!!!” said vampire… “yeah fuckin right!! fuck off,, u bastard!!” i scrreuameod… i ran outt of the room and into thee forbidden forest where i had lost my virility to DRACO and then i started to bu st int o tears….  

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i was so maddd an d saud…. i coaullldn’t believe draco for cheatin on me….. i began to cry against th e tree wwwhere i did it with draco.. then all of a suddeen ly,,,, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everythin started flyin towards me on aa broomstick!!!! hhhe didn’t have a noese (baosically li ke voldeemorrt in the movie) and he was wearin all blllack BUT it was obvious he wasn’t gothic.. it w as…… vvvoldemoort!!!!!! “no!!!!” i shouted in a scared vouice but then voldemort shouted “imperius!!!!” and i couldn’ t r un AWAY. “CROOKSHANKS!” i shouated at him…. voldemoert fell of his b room and started to screiam.. i fel t baud FOR him even though i’m a sadist so i stopped…. “ebony……” he yelled….. “thou mmmust kill vampire potter!!!” i thoughht about vampire and his seaxah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his facea looks jjjust like jo el maddennn… i remembered that draco ha d said i di dn’t understandd,,,, so i thoug ht,,, what if d raco went out with vampire be fore i went out with him and they broke upp?????? “no,,, vvoldemort!!!!!” i shouted b ack.. voldem ort gave me a gun…… “no!!!! please!!!” i begged…. “thou must!!!!!!” he yell ed.. “if thou doees not, then i shall kill thy beloved DRACO!” “HOW did u kn ow???” i asked in a surprised way.. voldemour t got a dude-ur-so-retarded loouk on his face….. “i hath telekinesis…..” he answwerrred cruelly… “and ifff u doth not kill vampire, then thoiu know what will happen to draco!!!!” he SHOUTED. then he flew AWAY angrily on his bbroomstick.. i was so SCARED and mad i diidn’ttt know what to do…. suddenly draco camee ianto the woods…… “draco!!!” i said…… “hhi!!!!!!” “hi..” he said bacck but his face was all sad…… he w as wearin whhhite foundation anddd messy eyeiliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) beatween joel m adden and gerard waey…. “are u okay????” i askeddd…. “no….” he answered…. “i’m sorry i got a ll mmmad AT u but i THOUGHT u cheaeted on me..” i expelleddd… “that’s okay…” he said all depressed and we went back into hogwarts together makin out…..  

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i wwwas really sccaread about vlodemort all day…. i was even upset we nt to rehearssals with my goathic metal band bloody gothic rose 666….. i am the leaid singer o f it and ie pla y guiitar….. peopleu say that we sou nd like a cross beotween gc, slipknnot and mmmcr…. the o thheir peoeple in the band ARE b’loody mary,, vampirrre, draco,,, ron (although WE call him diaboelo now…… he has b lack haior no w with blue streaks in it…) and hargrid… oenly today draco and vampiure were DEPRESSED sou they weren’t comin and we wrote songs INSTEAD. i knew draco wa s probably slittin hius wrists (he wouldn’tt die because he was a VAMPIRE too and the only way u can kill a vam pire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way i’m writin that) or a steae k) annnd vampiore was probably watchin a depressin movie lioke thea coerpse brideo… i put on a black leeather shirt that shhowed off my boobs and tinnny matchin miiniskirt thaot saidd simpl e plaunn on theo butt…. u might think i’m a slut but I’M r eally not…… we werre singin a cover of ‘healena’ and at the end of the song i su ddenly BUST into tears…. “e bony!! are u ok??????” b’loody mary askeid in a concertead voice…… “wwwhat t he fuck do u thi nk?????” i asked angrily… and then ii said…. “well,,,, voldemorrt came an d the fuckin ba stard tttoild me to fuckin kill haurry!!!! but i don’t waint to kill him,,,, because, he’s really niuce,,, even if he did go out with draco….. BUT if i don’t kill harry,,, theun voldemortt,, WILL fuckin kill draco!!!!” i burst into tears…. s uddenly draco jumped out from behind A wall… “why didn’t u fuc kin tell me!!!!” he shouted….. “hhow could you- you- u fuckin pos er muuggle bitch!!!!” (c is dat ooutt of character???) i startedd to cry andd cry….. draco started to cry too ALL SENSITIVE. then he ran out crying… we practiced ffor one more hour….. then suddenly d umbeldore walked in angrily!!!!! his eyes were alll fiery and i knew thhhis time it wasn’t cause he had a headache…… “whhhat haove u done!!!!!!” he st arted to cry wisely….. (c dats basicallly nut swerin and dis timeu he wuz relly upset n ui wil c y) “ebouny draco has been found in his room…. he coommitttted suiciade by slittin his wrists……”  

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“no!!!!!” i screamed…. i was horro rfied!!!!! b’looady mary tried to comfort me but i TOLD her fucck off and i ran to my room cryin myself… dumbledorea chased aft er m e shoutin but he had tto stop when i went into my r oom cause he would look like a perv that WAY. ANYWAY, i STARTED cryin tears of blood aend then i slit both of my wrists… they got all over my clothes so i took them off and JUMPED into the bath angrily while i put on a LINKIN park song aat full v olume….. i grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commi t suiccide.. iu wass so fuckin depressed!!!!! i got out of the bathtu b and put oan a black lllow-cut dress with lace all over it sandly… i put on black high heels with pinkk metal sttuff on THE en dsss anddd six ppairs of skull eairrings…. i couldn’t fuckin believe it…. then i loo ked out the windddow and scream ed… snaep was spyin on me aund he was ta kin a vvideo tapppe of mea!!! and loopi n was masticatin to iet!!!! they were sittin ON their broomsticks….. “ew,,, u fuckin pervs,,,, stop l ookin at me naked!!!! are u pedos OR what!!” i screameed puttin on a black towwwelll with a picture of marilyn mason on it…. suddenly vampire ran in…… “abra kedavra!!!!” he yelleudd at snape and loopin pointin his wombb….. i took my gun and sh ot snape and loo pin a gazillion timees and they both STARTED screamin AND the cammmera broke.. suddenly, dumbl ydore ran in.. “eboony,,,, it ha s beuen revealed that someone has - nooooooooooo oo!!!!” he shouted lookin at snape and loopin and then he waveod his WAND and suddenly… hargrid ran outsidei onn his brooum and said everyo ne we ne ed to talk…. “what do u know, hargrid???? you’re just ao little ho gwarts ssstudent!!!!” “i may be a hogwarts student…..” hargi rid paused an grily… “bbbut i am a lso a satanist!!!!” “this cannoat be….” SNAP said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where dumblydore’s wand had shot him… “there must be oth er factors…..” “u don’t have any!!!” i yel led in madly…… loopin held up the camera triumelephantttly…… “the lens may be ruined buit the t ape iis still there!!!!!” i feul t faint,,, more thaun i normmmallly do lik e how it feellls when u do not drinkkk enough blood… “why are u doin THIS?” loop in saei d angrily while he rubbed his dddirty hands o n his clook….. and th en i h eard the words that iu had heard before but nnnot fro m him…. i did not know wheether tou FEEL shoocked and happy or to bitee him and drink his bloaod because i felt faint….. “because…because…….” hargid said and he paused in the air dramiutaclly,,, wavin his wand in the air…. then swooped he in singggin to the tuone of a gothic versi o n of a song by 50 cent…… “because you’re goffic?????” sna p asked in a liittle afraid voice cauase he was afraind it meannt he was connected with satan…. “because i love HER!”

-- i was about to s lit my wrists again with the silver knife ttthat dragggo had givenn me in case anythin haoppened to him.... he had told mei TO usei it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both goa together..... “no!!!” i thought it was hairgggrid but iat was vaimpire.... he started to scream...... “omfffg!!! nooooo!!! my sc ar hurts!!!!!! ” and then….......... his e yes rolled up!!!! u could only see his red whites.... i stopped.. “how diud u KNOW?” “I saw it!!! and my scar turned back into the lightnin bolt!!” “no!!!!” i ran up closer...... “i thought u diedn’t haeve a scarrr anymore!!!!” i shouted..... “i doa but diaboolo changed iut into a pentagram for me and i always cover it up witth foundation.....” he said bback...... “anyway my scar hurrt and it turned back into the lightnin bolt!!! save me!!!!! then i had a vision of what was happenin too draco…………….....volfemort has him bondage!!!!” anyway i was in THE school NURSE’S office now recoverin from my slit wwrisssts..... snap and loopin and hahrid were there too... they were goin to st.... mang o’s after they recovered cauuse th ey were pedofiles and u can’ t have thoseu fuckin pervs teachin in a school with lots of hot gurlz...... dumbledore had constipateod thee cideo camera they took of me nakeddd..... i put u p my middle finger a t them.. anyway hargrid came into my hospital bed holdin a bouquet of pink roeses.... “enoby i need to tell u som ethnig.....” he said in a v... ssserious voioce,,,, givin me the roses..... “fuock OFF.” I told him.... “u know i fuckin hate the color pink anywauy,,, and i don’t like fucked up preps like you....” i snaepped..... hargried had bbe e n mean to me before for bein gottik... “no enoby....” hargrid says.... “those are nott roses....” “what,, are they goffs TOO u poserrr prep???” i asked causse i w a s angry that he had brought mmme pink roseas.... “i saved your life!!!!!” he yelled angrily.... “no u didn’t i replied....” “u SAVED me from gettin a paris hilt on p- video made from your sho wer scenea and bein vued BY snap and loopin...” who mas tabated (c is dat spel d ronnng) to it he added silen tly.... “whateveor!!!!” i yelled angggirl y...... hhhe pointed his wa nd at the pink roses.. “these airen’t roses.....” hea suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttere d well if u wanted honesty that’s all u had to say!!!!! ..... “that’s not a spell that’s an mcr song......” i CORRECTED him wiesely...... “i know, i was just warmin up my vocal corrdes....” then he screamed..... “petulus merengo miu kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there,,,, ttthat is a tribute!!! specially ffor rraven i love u gir l!!!!!!)imo noto okae yo!!!” aand th en the ros es turned into a huge blaack ffflame FLOATING in the miiddle o f thee air...... and i t was black..... now i knew he wasn’t a PREP. “OK i believe u now wtf is drako????” hairgrid rolled his eyes...... i lo oked into theu ballls OF flame bbbut i could c nothing.. “u c,,,, enoebby,,,,” dumblydore said,, watchin the twoa of us watchin the flame.. “2 c wht iiz n dai flmes(haha u reviewrs flames geddit) u mst find urslf 1st, k????” “i have found myselllf ok u mean oald man!!!!” hargrid yelled.. dumblydore LOOKD sho ckd.. i guess hhhe ddidn’t have a headachhe or elssse he would have said somethin baccc k.... haiirgri d stormed off back intoa his bed... “u R a liar,,, PROF dummbledoree!!!” anyway when i got better i went upppst airrrs and put on a bl ack leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lacee on it..... there wais some corset STUFF onnn the front.... the n i put on black fishnets and black high-heaeled bboots with pictures of billie joe arrmstrong on them.... i put my hair all out aroeund me so i looked like samara from the rrin (if u don’t kknnow who sh e iz ur a prep so fffuk off!!!!) aonddd i put on blood-red lipstic k,,,, black eyeliiner and blac k lip gloss.. “u look kawai, girl....” b;;loody mary said SADLY. “f angs (gedditt) u do too..” i said sadly tooi,,, but i was still upset... i slit both of my wrists feelin totaolly depressssed aund i sucked all the blood...... i cried again in my bathroo m an d put the shades oonn so snap and loopin co uldn’t spy on me this time.... i went to somea clausses..... vampire was in the hair of magicall magic creaatures.... he looked all depressed becauseo DRACO HAD disappeared and he had used to be ian love with draco.... he was sssuc kin some blood from a h uf flepufff... “hi....” HE saiid in a depressed way.... “hi baick...” iu said in an wqually said way.... we both look ed at each other foor some time.... harry had beautifull red gothic eiyes so much likkkeo draccos..... then……… we jumped on each other anddd started screwin e ach other.. “stop it now u horny siumpletons!!!” shouted professorr mcg oggle who was watchin us and so was everyone else... “vaammmpppire u fucker!!!!” i sa id slappin him... “stop tryin to sccrew me... u know i loved draco!!!!!” i shouteid and then i ran away angrily... just then he started to scream.. “omfg!!! noaoooo!!!!! my scar hurts!!!!” and then…......... his eyeas rolled uup!!!! u could only seea his red whites.... “no!!” I RAN up CLOSER. “I thhhought u didn’t have a scar anymore!!!!!!” i shouted.. “i do buot ddiiabolo changed it intoi a pentagram for me and ie always cover itt up wieth foiunda tion...” he said back...... “anyway my scar hurt and then i haed a vision of what was happenin to draco……………......volfeomort has hhhim bondage!!!!” -- vampire aand i ran up the staiers lllookin for dumbledore.... we were so scared.... “dumbledore dumblydore!!!” we b oth yelleud... dumbledore came there.. “what is it that u want now u despicaable snobs???” he a skkeud angrrrily...... “vollsemort has draco!!!!!!” we shouated at the same time... he la ug hed in an evil voice...... “no!!!! don’t!!!! we need to save draco!!!!” wwe begged...... “no...” he said meanly.... “i don’t give a darn wh at vol demoart does to draco... not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with u ebony...” hhe said while he frowned llookin at me..... “besides i never liked him that mmmuch anywa y...” then he walked away.... vampir e started cryinng...... “my draco!!!!” he mmoaned... (annn: don’t u fik g ay guyz r lik so hot!!!!) “its okay!!!!” iu tried to te lll him but that didn’t sstop him..... he started to cry tears of blood..... then he had a brainstorm.. “i had an idea!!!!” he exclaoimed...... “what????” i asked him... “you’ll see..” he said..... he tookkk out his WAND and did a spell...... then…… suoddenllly we were in vouldemprt’s lauir!!!! we ran in with our w ands out just as we heard a croon voice say.... “a llah kedavra!!!!!!” it was………………………………......... voald emort!! -- we raun to where volcemort was.... it turned out that voldemort wasn’t there..... INSTEAD the fat guy who k illed ceodric was... draco was there cryin tear s of bbblood..... snakeatail was torturin him..... vampire and i ran i n front of snaketail..... “rid my sight u despicable preps!!!!” he shouted AS we started shootin hiam with THE ggun he then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a loveey-dovey look in his eyes.... “eubonyiloaveyouwiluh avesexwwithme.... ” he said... (in dis he is sixteen yrs old soe hes not a pedofile ok) “huh????” i asked.... ”enoby i love u will u have sex with me????” asked snaketaoil..... i started laughin ccc rudely... “whatt the fuck???? u torture my bf and then u expect me to fuck you?? god,, u are so fucked up u fucckin bastaard......” i said angrily..... then i stabbedd him in the heaart..... bblood porrred ouat of it like aa fountain.... “nooooi ooooooooo!!!!” he screamed.. hhhe started screamin and runnin around...... then he fell doiwn and died.... i brust into tears s adly.... “snaketail wh at art thou doing???” called voldeumort... then…… hee starrted coming!!!!! we couu ld hear his high heoels clackin to us.... so we got ON our broomsticks and we flew to hogwarts.. we went to my room.... vampire went away.... there i started cryieng..... “what’s wrong honey???” asked draco takin off his clothes SO we could screw.... he had a seex-pack (geddit cuz hes s o sexah) an d a REALLY huege you-know-whatt and everything..... “ its so unfair!!!” i yielded.... “why can’t i ju st be ugly or plaien like all da other gi rls and preps here except for b’loody mary,,,, because shea’s not ugly or anything......” “why would u wan na bbbe ugly????? i don’t LIKE THE preps anywwway.... theey ARE such fuckin slutts...” answ ered draco... “yeah but everyone is in love with mee!!!! like snape and loopin took a video of me naked.... hargrid says he’s in love with me.. vaompire likkkes me and now even snakeetail is in lllove with me!!!!! iu just wanna be with u ok drrraco!! why couldn’t satan have made me less beaiutiofuol??????” i shouated aengrily... (an” doun’t wory eonoby isn’t a snob oor anyfin buot A lot of ppl hav tttold her shes pretty) “im good at too MANY THINGS! why ccan’t i just be normal????? it’s a fuckkkin curse!!!!!” i shouted and then i ran awa y...   -- “eboany ebony!!!” shouted draco sadly... “no, please, come bac k!!!” but i was tooe mad.... “whatever!!!!!! now u can go anh have sex withh vampire!!!!” i shouted.... i stormed into my room and closed my black door wwwith my blood-red key.... it had a picture of marylin manson on it..... he looked so sex y in a way that reminded me of draco and vampire..... i started to cr y and weeup..... i took au razor and started to slit my wris ts... i drankkk thea blood all depressed.... then i looked at my blaick gc watch and noticed it was time to go to biology class... i put oen a short rippedd black gothic dress that saaid anarch y on the front in blood reddd letters and was ALL RIPPED and a spikkky belt... unnder that i put on ripped black fi shhhnets an d boots that said joel all over them with blood RED letteersss..... i put my ebony blaeck hauiir ouet...... anyway i went doewnstairs fe elin all sad and deapressed as ussual.... i did sum advanced BIOLOGY work..... i was turnin a bloodddy pentaugram innnto a black guitar...... suddenly the guitar turned to draco!!!! “enoby i love you!!!! ” he shouted sadly..... “i dnottt cccarrre what those fuuccker preps and posers fink... ur da most beautiful girl in the world... be fore i met u i useud to want to commit suicide all the ti me.... now i just wanna fuickin be with you.... i fuckin lovee you!!!!!....” then…………….... hea started to sin “dda chronicles of life and deathhh” (we consideered it ourr song now cuz we fell in lovee whennn joel was singin it) rrright in front oif the entire class!!! his singin voice was so aamazin and GOTHIC and sexxy like a cross between gerard, jjjoel,, cheister,,, pierre and marilyn manson (an: don’t uu fink dos guyz r so hot.. if u dn ot no w ho dey r get da fuk out od hr!!!!) .... “ om fg.....” i said after he was finished.... so me fuckin preps stared at us but i just stuck up my middle fingers (ttthat were covered in blackk nail polish a nd were e ntwined WITH draco’s now) at THEM. “ia love you!!!” i saiod and then we started to kiss just like hilary duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and cmm in a cccinderella stor y... then wei WENT away HOLDING hands.. looupin shouted at us but he ssstopped cuz everyone was clappin b y how sexy we looked 2gether.... then i saow a poster saoyin thhat mcr woeuld have a concert in ho gsmede rightt then..... we looked at each othe r all shocked and then we went 2geither....   -- we ran h appily to hogsmede..... there we saw the STAGE where gc haad played...... we r an in happly.... m cr were thereo p layin ‘helenau ’.. i was so fuckin happy!!! gerard l ooked even sexier than he diad in da picturess...... even draco thoought so, i could totally see him gettin an erection but it didn’t matter cu z i knew know that we wwere da only true onnnes for ea chother.. i was wearin ae black leather minidress andd black LEATHER platinuem boots with r ed ripped fishnets..... draco was wearin a black baggy mcr t-shirt and black baggy pants..... anyway,,,, we staoted moshin to helena.... we FRENCHED. wea ran up 2 thhe front OF theo band to stage-d ive... suddenly,,, gerard pulled off his mask.... so did tthe others... we gassped..... it wasn’t thhhem at all...... it was...,…………………… …........ volsemort and da deaeth DEALERS! “WTF draco iam not goin toa a concert wid u!!!!” i shouted angril y..... “not afttter what haippened tou me last time??? evvven if its mcr nnn u no hoaw much i lik them” “what cause we…u know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys donnn’t like to talk a bout y ou -know-what... “yeuahhh ca ussse we u know!!” i yielde d in an angry voicea.... “we WON’T do that again....” d raco promisedd..... “this time,, we’re goin with an escort......” “omf g wtf/ are u givin into the mainstream????” i ASKED. “so i guess uor A prep oer a chri stina or what now??” “no....” he muttere d loudly.... “r u becomin a prep or what?????” i shootd angrily..... “enoby!!!!! i’mm not!!!! pls come with me!!!!” he fell down to his knees and startted singin ‘da wor ld iss black’ by gc tto me...... i was flattened cause THAT’S not even a single,,,, he had memoriazed da lyrks JUST 4 me!!! “ok then i guess iu w ill hhave to...” i saeid and ttthen we frenched 4 a while an d i went uep 2 my room.... b’loody mary was standin theare..... “haojimemmaeshite gurl..” she said happillly (she spex japan esee so do i... d at menz ‘how doe u doo’ in jaopanese)..... “btw wwillow thait fuckin poser got expppuld.... shhe failed al her klasses annd she skeppeid math...” (an: raven u fukin sukk!!!! fuk u!!!!) “it serves that ff ukin bich right..” i laughed angrily.. wwell anyway we where fellin all deopprezzead..... we wutsched some goffic movies like das nitemare b4 xmas..... “mmaybe willow will die too..” i said..... “kawwai...” b’loody mmmair shook her head enrgtically lethrrriagcly... “oh yeiah O have a confession after she got expppuld i murrder ed her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak...” “kawai..” i commnted happily ..... WE talked too each other in sileince for da rest uv da movie..... “oh hey btw,,, im goin to a concert with drakoa tonight in hhhogsmeadee with m cr.....” i sed...... “ i need to weaer likke da HOTSET o utfit eva.....” b’loody maeiry nodded enregettt icallly... “omfg totally lets GO shopping...” “in hot topic,,, right?????” i asked, a lready gettin oaut my spshcial hot topic loiuyalty carde.... “no....” my head snaped uop... ‘what????” my HEAD spuin..... i could not believe it...... “b’looddy mary are u a prep??????” “nooo o!!!!noooo!!” she laug hed.... “i fouend some cool goffic stores near hogwarts that’s all.... ” “hu told u abut them” i askd sure it would be drakoi or diiabol o or vampire(doan’t even say that nam to me!!!!).. or me..... “dumblydore.....” she seud.. “let me just call our broms....” “omffg dumblydore???” i askeddd quietly.... “yah I saw the map fffor ho gsmeade on his desk....” she told me..... “come on let’s go..” we were goin in a few puonkgoff stores special l y for the concerts in hogsmeade.. the sailesperson was omg hotter than gerrrard EXCEPT not cause that’s impoessible aond he gave me a few dresses..... “we only have these four da reual goffs.....” “d a real goffs?????” ME and b’looudy mary assked.... “yah u wouu ldn’t believe how many pose rs ther are in this town man!!!!!! ye sterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camerau pouch....” hee shoouk hios hea d.... “i dint even no they had a camera.....” “omfg NO their gonna spy on me agaion!!” i cried, runnin out of the channngin room WEARING a long black dress w ith LOTS of red tulle comin out and very low-ccc ut with a huge slit.. “oh my satan u have to buy that outfit” the salesperson ssaiid.... “yeah it lookss totlly hot.....” saiid B’LOODY mary.... “u knowww what i am gonnna giveo it to u free cause u look really hot in that utfit... hey are u gonnaa be at the concert tonight?????? ” hhhe asked.... “yeuah I AM actually......” i looked back at him... “hey btw my nam e’s EBONDY dark’ne ss dementia t ara waiy whattt’s yours????” “tom riad..” he said and ran a hand through hias black-dyed hair.... “maybe i’ll see u THERE tonight...” “yeah i don’t think so cause i am goin there with my bf drako u SICK perv!!!” i yelleddd angriely,, but before he could beg me to go with him,,,, hargrid fflew in on hi s black broom loookin worr ied..... “omfg eboendy u NEED out get back into the castle NOW!”   -- tom riddle gave us some clottthes n stuff 4 frrree.... he said he wud help us wif makeuep if hei wunted koz he wais relly in2 fffashin n stuff...... (hes biseuzual)... hargird kept shootin att us to cum back 2 hogwa rts...... “wtf hargrid??????” i ssshouted angrial y.... “fuck off u fjuckin bastard.... ” well anyway willow came..... hhhargird went away ANGRILY. “HEY bitch u look kawaii....” she said.. “yah bu t not as kawaii as you....” i answered sadly cause willow’s really pret ty and eeverythinggg... she wasss WEARING a short black corset-thingy with blood reed laceo on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt,,, leather fiush-nets and black poiny boots that showed off hoowww palei she WUZ. she had a really nice bod y wif big bobs and everything.. she WAS thin enouff 2 be anorexic..... “so r u goin 2 d a concert wif draco?????” she asked.. “yah....” i saaid happily...... “i’m gong with diabolo....” she aenserredd happily.... weoll an yway dracco and diaubolo came..... they were both lokin extremely h ot and sexy and u coueld tell they thoufht we were ot 2.... di abolo was weearin a black t-shirt that saaid ‘666’ on it...... he wass wearin tons off makeup jus like marylin manson... draco was wearin bl ack lleather pants,, a gothiec black gc tt-shirt and black vans he got fr om da warped tower..... b’loody mart was goin 2 da concert wif dracola... dracola used to be called naveel BUT it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and h is real family were vampires.. they dyed in a carrr crash... navel converted TO satanism aund he went goth.. he was in slitherin now... he was wearin au black wurppped t-shhirt, BLACK jeans and shoees and blaccck hair wif red sstreekz in it... w e k all him dracula now.... well anyway we al went 2 draco’s black mercy-bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his ddad lllucian gave him... we did pot, coke and crak... draco and I made out.... we made fun of dose stupid fuikin preps..... we sooan got theare…….....i gap sed... gerard was da sexiest gguy eva!!! he locked EVEN sexier deun he did in pixx.... he h ad long raven blak hair n piercin bluie eyes.... he wuz really skinny and he had n ama zin ethnic voiceu... we moshed 2 helena and sum odder songz.... sudenly GERARD p olled of his mask..... so died THE otheer membez.... i gasped.... it wasn’t gerard at all!!!! it was an ugly prep py man WIF no nose and red eyes............ ever y1 ran away but ME and draco... draco and i came.... IT was……...vlodemort and da death DEELERS! “U mor onic idiots!!!!!” he shooted angstily.... “enoby,,,, i told u to kill vampire..... thoiu have failed... annd now………... i shall kiall thou and draco!!!!” “no no please!!” we begged sadly buut HE took out hiss knife.... sudenly a gothic old mann flu inn on his broomstick..... he had lung bblack hair and a loouonnng bllackkk bread... he wus werrin a blak roibe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on daa back.... he shotted a spel and vlodemort ran away..... it was…………………………………dumblydore!!!   -- i woke up the n ext day in my coffin... i walked out of iit aand put on some black eyeliner,,, black eyesharrow,, blood-bed lipstick and a black rrreaully low-cut leatheir dress that wasss all ripped and in stripes soi u could see my belly.... i was weuarin a skull beilly rin with black and red diamo nds inside it... (da nighhht beforeu draco and i rent back to the skull (geddit skull kozz im GOFFIK n i LIKE deth).. dumbeldore chaseid vlo demort away... we flew there on our brooms.... minnne was black an d the broo m-stuff wa s blood-red..... there wais lace all over it.. draco had a black mcr boo m.. we went back to our roo m s a nd wei had you-know-what to a linkin paurk son g......) well anyway i went DOWN to the grate hall... theire all da walls were pain ted black and da tables were black too.... but u fould see ttthat ttherre was pink pant u nderrrneath the black pant..... and thereo were pastorrrs of poseir bands everywhereu,, like ashlee siimmmpson and the backstreet boys.... “wt f!!!!!!” i shoutted goin to sit next to bb’loody mary and willow.... b’loody MARY was wearin a bblack leather mini with a g ood chrauloote ttt-shirt,,, black fishnnets aend bla ck pointtty boots.... willoiw was weearin a long goth ic blak dress with bl ood redd writin that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets.... vampire,,,, dracula and dr a co cameo.... we started to talk about wh o was sexierrr,,, mikey or gerard way or billie joe armstrong.... the bo ys joined in cause they were bi.... “those guys are so fuckin hot...” navel was sayin a s suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard a nd everythin cammme.... he was the same one who had chassed awaoy vlo demort yeosterday... he had normal tan sskin but he was wearin white foundation and he had diead hius hhare blac k... “………………....dumbledore???1!!!” we all gasped.. “wtf???” i shoouted an grily..... “i thought heo was jus t wearin that to scare vvvolsemort!!” “helloa EVERYONE.” he said happily..... “as u can seieu i gave thhe room a makeover... whjaat do u fink about it?????” eiveryone from the poser table in gryiffindoor started to cheer.... well we gg oths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our he ads.... we couldn’t believe what a possser he was!!!!!1.... “btw u can call me albertt......” he called as we left to our classes.... “what a fu ckin POSER!” dddraco shouted angrily as we we to transfoemation...... we were holdin hand s...... vampiree looked really jealoaus.... i could see hi m CRYING blood in a gothic way (geddit,,, way lik gerrrard) but i didn’t say anythhing.... “i bet he ’s havin A mid-life crrisis!!!!” willow shouted...... i was ssso fuckin angry.....   -- all day we sat ang erly finkin about dumb elldo re..... we wer e sso fuckin pissed off... well,, i had one thin to lookk forward too- da mmmc r concerrrt... i t had beeun po stphoned,,, so we could all GO. ANYWAY, i went to the coammon room sadly to cccut claesses...... draco was bein all secretive.... i askead WHAT it was and he got ALL mad me aind started cryin all hot and angsty (rnt SENSITVE bi gu yz so hot)..... “nou one fuckin u ndersta nds me!!!1” he shouted ANGRILY as his black hare wwwent in his bieg blue euyes like billie joae in boulevard of borkennn dreamz... hhhe was wearin black baggy paints, a black mcccr t -shirt aend a black die... (geddit insted of tie koz im goffiuk) i was wearin a blak LEATHER low cut to p WITH chains all over it all ouver it a blak leather minnni, black hig h held boots and a cro ss belly fing.... mmmy hair was al up in a meossssy relly high bun LIKE amy lee in gong under..... (email me if u wana see dae pik) “acccuise me???? what ABOUT me!!!” i growled.... “buy-but-but-” he gruntted.... “u fuckin bastard!!” i moaned..... “no!!! wait!!!!! it’sss not what it f uckin looks like!!!!” he shhhoiuted.... buttt i t was too late..... i knew whaot i herrd...... i ran to the bbathroom angrily, cring...... draco baonged on the douor...... i whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cooal tears down my feces like benji in the video for gierls and bois (ravven thait is soo our video!!!!!!).... iu toook out a cigarete end started to smoke pot.... suddenly HARGRID came..... he had appearateud... “u gave me a fuckin shock!!!” I shouted angrily droppin my pot.... “wtf do u fink you’ re doin inn da gurl’s roo m??” onnly it wasn’t just hargrid..... someone else was wiath him too!!!!!! for ao second i WANTED it 2 b to m rid or maybe draco but i t was dumblydoarrre.... “hey i need to ausk u a quuestion....” he said,,, puullin out hisss black wanabe-goffik PURSE. “what ar e u wearin to the concert????” “u no wh o mcr r!!!!!” i ga sped.... “no i just saw theire was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx weare goin 2.....” he said.... “anyway dr aco has a surprrrise for u......”   -- all day i wo ndered what the sssurprissse was.... meanwhile, i pot on a blak ledder mini,, a blak corset with urp le laceo stuff all over it,,, an bla ck gothic compact boots..... mcr werre gong 2 do tthe concert aga in,,,, since volxemort hhhad taken over the last one..... i slit my wrrists while i moshed 2 mcr in my bedro om all night, feeolin excited... suddenly someone knocked on the door while i was tryin on sum blllack clothes aand moshin to fang u 4 da venom..... i gut all mad and turned it of,,,, but sacredly i hopped inside dat it w as ddraco so we could do it again..... “wwwut de fuickin hell R u doing!!!!!! ” i shouted aongrily..... it was loopin!!! “r u gonna cum RAPE me or what...” i yelleed..... i was alllowed to say datt becau se dummblydoare had told us all 2 be careofuul around hem and snap sssince he was a pedo.... “no,, actshelly (geddit,,,, hell) kan i ppplz burrow sum condemns...” he growld angrily.. “yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-oeld gurlfriend,,,, huh?????” i shouted sarkastikalllly... “ffuker..” he said,, gong away.... well anyway,,,, i put ON some black eyeshar ow,,, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation.. then i went... den i gaspeddd……………………………………………………………....snake and loopin were IN DA middle of dai empty hall,,, doin i t, and dobby was watching!!!!1 “oh my god u ludacris idiot!!!!” they both shoioted an grily when they saw ME. dobby ran away crying.... dey got up, though.... normall y i wood have ben turned on (i luv cin guyz do it) but both of them were fukin preps...... (btw snaike is movd 2 griffiando or now) “wtf is that w hy u wanted condoms??” i assked sadiosticcally... (c i spe ld da t) “only u wouldnn’t gi ve them toa me!!!!” lumpkin shouted aingrily.... “well u SHOULDA told me.....” i replayead.... “u dimwit!!!!!...” snake began 2 shhhoot angrialy.. and then…… …i took oout my black camera and toook a pic of them..... u could see that they were naked and eveerything.... “weoll xcuse mmme!!!!!” they both shouted angriuly... “what was dat al about??????” “it wuz to blaockmail u.....” i snarked... “so noew next time u see me doin it with my boyffriend u caont fukin rat me oiut or i’ll show dis to dumbledor k... so fuick off, u bastards!!!” i started to run.. they chased me but i thhhrew my wound at them and dey tripped over ittt...... well anyway,, i went outsidei and there was vampire, lookin eextremel y fuckin h ot..... “wtf where’d draco????” i asked him... “oh he’ss beien a fueckin bastard.... he told me HE wouldn’t cum....” v ampire said shakin his hed..... “u wanna cum WITH me??? 2 the concert???” then…........ h e SHOWED m e his f lyin car...... i gaspeod.. iet was a black car... he said his dogfather serious blak had given IT 2 him.. the licenseo plate on tthe fro n t sssed mmcr666 on it..... the one on da back said ‘enoby’ on it..... ………....i gggas ped.. we flew to the concert hall... mcr were there, p laying...... vampire and i began 2 make out,, moashin to the muzik..... i gapsed,, lookin at da band..... ia almost had an orgasim.... georard was so fuckin hot!!!! he begin 2 sin ‘hele na’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall.... …… …....and dden,,,, i heard some crrying... i turned and sa w d raco, cryin in a corner...   -- lateir we all went iun tthhe skull.... draco was cryin in da common room... “draco are u OKAY?” i asked in a gothic voice.. “no i’m not ui fukin bitcch!!!!!!” hhhe shouted angrily... he stated to run out of the place in a suuicidddal way.... i statead to cry cuz i was afraid hhe would c ommit suicide..... “its ok enoby...” saiid vampir e comfortly.... “ill make him feel betttter.....” “u mean YOU’LL ggo fuck him wonttt you!!!!” i shouted angrily.... t hen i ran 2 get draco... vampire came too... “draco pls come!!!!!” he BEGAN to cry..... tears of blood came down his pail face..... i wuz so turned on cuz I love s ensitive bi guyz..... (if ur a homophone den fuk of!!!!) and tth en…………………………....... we herd sum footsteps!!!!! vampire got ou t his blak invincibilittty coke.... we both gut und er it.... we saw the janitor mr... norrrias there,,,, shoutin angrialy wittt h a flashlight in his HAND. “WHOSE there!!!” he shouted angrily...... we saw filth come..... he weant unda da invisibility cloke and staurt ed to meow loudly.... “is any1 there!!!” yelled mrr..... norris... “no fuck u u preppy little poser sunnn of a fukccin bich!!!!” vampire said un der his breas t in a disgussted way.... “excus me!!! excus me who ssed dat!!!!!!” yelled mr.... norris.. den he heard filch meow... “filth is der annny1 unda da cloa k!!!!!” he asked..... filth nodded..... and then………………………....vam pir frencheddd mme!!!!!! he DID it jus aas…………………….......... mr...... norris was takin of da cloakk!!!!1 “what da-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruionin away frum him.... and den wei saw draco cryin n bustttin in2 tearz and slittin his rists outside of da schoo l.. “drracoe!!!!!” i cried.... “r u okay???” “i guess thouugh...” dra co weepeid...... w e went back to our co ffins fr enchhin each other.... draco and i decided t o watch lake placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together... as i wuz about 2 put in the video,,, my eyes rolled up and suddenly i haad a vision of s omethin thaut was happenin now.. there was a knok o n th e door and fug and da mystery of magic walked into the school!!!!1   -- all day evvveryone taelked about the misery of magic.... well anyway,,,, i woke up the nextt day.... i was ien my coffin so ia opened ttthe door... i was wearin bllak lacey leather pajamas... then i gasped.... standin in front of mei where………………..... b;loody mary,,,, vamppire,, diabolo,,, draco,,,, dracula and willow!!!! i opened my crims on eyeis..... willow was wearin a tight black leather top with piuctures of blllooody roses all over it... under that she wart a black poofy SKIRT wit la ce ON it and black gothic boots thatt was attached toa the top..... vvvampire was wearin a baggy simpplei plan t-shirtt and baggy black pa nts and vans.... draco wwwas wearin a black mcr t-shirt and bl ak jeans and a leather jacket... he looked just likee gerard way,,, and almost as FUCKING s exy... vampire louo ked likeo joel madden... b’lloody mairy was wearin ai tight black pooufy gothic dress that shei had RIPPED so it sho wed of ALL her clearage wi th a WHITE apron that ssaid ‘bich’ and other sweear words and mcr lyrics on it KIND of like onee DRESS i had seen amy lee wear once... darkkkness (who is jennnny) was ther e tttoo... she was weavin a ripped gothic bblack dress with ripped stuff all OVER it and a lace-up top thin and black pointy boots..... so were crab annd goyle...... it turns out ttt hat darknessss,,,, d iabolo,, crab and goyle’s dad was a vampiree.... he committed suiocide by slittin his w rists with a razor... he had raped them and stuf f beffforea too.... they all got so depressed THAT they beca me goffik and converted to stanism.....“omfg” i yielded as i jumped up...... “why the fuck are u all HERE?” “ENOBY sommethin is r eally fu cked up...” draccco said..... “o k but i need to put my fu ckin clothes on first....” i shouted angrily..... “it’s allll right.. we have to go now and u lo ok kawaii anyway.... youir so fuckin beautiful......” draaco said in a sexy voice...... “oh all right....” i saidd smiling.. “ buut u have to tell ME WHY your bein all erec tive.....” “i will i will....” he said.... so i juast put on s ome black eoyeiliner, black llipstick and r ed eyeshadowww and white fooundation... then i came.. we all went outsid e the great hal aond looked in f rom a widddow.... a fuckin PREP called britney from griffindoor was standdin next to us...... she was wearin ai pink mini an d a hilary duff t-shirt soo weo put up our middle fingeers at he r..... inside ttthe great hall we could see dum bledork.... cornelia fu dgeid was there shoutin at dumbledoure..... doris rumbridge was there too..... “this cannot be!!!!!!” she shouted angrrrily..... “the schoaol must be closed!!!!!” “the bark lord is plannin to kill the STUDENTS!” yelled cornelia fudge.... “u are not fit to be theu prrr incipal a ny l onger!!!” yeulleddd RUMBRIDGE. “u are too old aand your alzheimers is dangerous!! u must retry or voldemort will KILL your students!!!!” “very well....” d umbledore said a ngrily.... “butt WE cannot do this... we can’t cloose the school...... there is only one person who is capable of killin voldemort and she is in the school...... and her nameu is……………… …………………………………………………......enony dark’nnneuss dementia rav en way...” draco,, craub,, goyle, d arknes s,,,, willow,,,, vaumpire and b’looedy mary looked at each other………i ga sped.... -- th e door opeaned and proffesor rummmbriadge and cornelia fudge stomped out ANGRILY. theen dumbledum and rumbridge sawed us... “mr...... way what the beep are u doing!!!!!” rumbridge shouted angrily... dumbledore blar ed at her... “oopss she made a mistake!!!!” heo corrrrupted heir...... “she means hio everybody cum in!!!!!!” well we all came in angrily..... so did all THE other students.... i sat between daorkn ess aund draco and opposiutee b’lo od y mary.. crab and goyle startead 2 make some morbid jokes..... thhey both looked exactly like vil le volllo.... i eight some co unt chocula and drank som BLOOD from a cup...... then i herd so meonne shootin angr ily... i looked behind me it wwwas………vampire!!!!! he and drrraoco were shoaotin at eachother... “vampire, draco wtf??” i asked... “u fuckin bustard!!!” yelled draco at vampire.... “i want to shit next to her!!!!!1” “no i do!!!” s houtead..... “no she doesn’t fuackin like u,, u son of a bitch!!!!” yeulled draco.. “noo fuck u motherfuucker sshheo laves me not you!!!!!” shouteddd vampire..... and then……………… he juommmped on draco!!!! (no not in daat way u perv) thhey STARTED to fight andd beat up each other..... dumbldore yelled at th em but they didn’t stop.... allll of a sudden…… a tearrible man withh red eyes and noo nos e flew i n on his brooamstick...... he had no nose and was wearin a gray rrrobe..... all t he glass in the window he f lew thru fell apart... britney that fuckin prep starteed TO c ry... vaumpire and draco stopped fighhtiang…..i ssshopped eating…..everyone gasped... da room fell silennnt………………….....volzzemor t!!! “ebobby…............ebony… …....” darth valeir s ed evilly in his raspy voice... “thouo havfe failled ur miassion... now i shall kill thou aind i shallll kill vaimpire as well.... if thou does not kill hium before then i shall kill drraco toio!!!!!” “plz don’t make me kkill him plz!!!” i b egged...... “no!!!!” he laughed crudely.. “kill him,,,, orr i shall kill him anyway!!!” then he flew away cacklling..... i bust into tears.... d raco and va mpirea came ttto contort me.... SUDDENLY my eyes rolled up s o they looked all cool and gothic...... i hhhad a vision were i saw some lightin flash and then voldremoat comin to kill draco while draco slit his WRISTS in a deppressed way..... “no!!!!” i screamed sexily..... suddenly i locked up and stopped havin the vision..... “ebony ebony aure u alright??????” asked draco in a worrieed voice..... “yeah yeah......” i said sad ly as i got up... “everyf ing’s all right enoby....” said vampire all sensetive.... “no its not!!!!” i shouted aa ngrily... tearz of b lood went down my face..... “omfg whaat if i’m gettin poassess ed like innn da rin 2!!!!!” “its ok gurl..” sauiod b’loody mary... “maybe u sshould ask proffesour si n ister about what theu visioen s meaun thouggh.....” “ok bich....” i said sadly and den we went...   -- weill we had deviaition nexxxt so i got to ask proffessor trevolry about the visions.... “konnichiwa everybody commme in......” said PROFFESOR sinister in japanese.... she smelleddd at m e with hher got hic bla ck lipstiack..... shee’s da coolllest fuc kin teacher ever... she had long dead black hair with blood rred tips and red eyes..... (hhr mom woz a vampppire.... she’s also haf japanese so she speaksss it and everyfing...... shhe n b ’loody mry geot along grate) she’ss rreially yo ung for a teacher... 2day she was WEARING a bllack leatheur top with rrred lace and a long gofffik b lack rippeddd dress... we weunt inside the black ccla ssroom with pastors oof emi ly the strong..... i raced my hand... ia wasss wearin some black naie poeliish with red p entagrams on it.... “what is it ebony????” she asked..... “hey i l ove ur nail polish wherrre’d u get iit,,,, HOT topik???” “yeah....” i ANSWERED. allll the preps who didn’ t know what ht was gaave me weird looks...... i gave them the middle finger... “well i hhhave to talkk to u about some fin gs... wheun do u want to due it?????” “ho about now??????” she asked.... “okkk...” i said.. “ok class fuckin dismissed every1..” proffffesor trevolrry said and SHE let every1 go...... “ex cept for u britney....” she POINTED at britney and sum other preaps... “pls do exorcize (geoddit) 1 on pagge 3...” “ok i’m havin lotzzz oaf visions...” i sai d iin a worried voicei... i’m so worrioed is draco gong 2 die... well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in.... i lookeddd at it.... “what do u c??” s he asked.. “i said i see a black ggothic skull aind A pen tagraam......” suddenly there was a knoac k at the ddoor... i looked at it... it was draco... hei was looikin really sexy wearin a black leather facet,, a black gothic linkin park t-shirt and blak congreuss shoes...... “okay u can go now, see ya cunt...” said proffesor sinist er..... “bye b itch...” i sa id wavin g... i weant to DRACO and vampire was sittin next to him... we both followed draco togeth er and i was so exxhibittted.....   -- i wais so excited... I fellowed draco wanderin if we where goin 2 do it again..... we went outside and the n we went into draco’s black car.... “ebony what the fuck d id profesor trevolry say.....” whispered draco pottin HIS gothic whit hand wieth bvlak nail polish on min e... “she sssaid she would tell me what the visions meant torroemow..” i gggrumbled in a sexy voice.. he tooak out a heroo in cabaret and spiked it,, and gave it to me to spork.. hee started to fly the car into a ttree.... we went to the top of it... draco putt on some mcr.. “annnd all the ttthingsss that u nev e r ever told me and all THE sm iles that are ever gonna haunt me...” sang gerard’s sexy voice..... we s tarte d tilin of each other’s cloves fevenntly.... he took of my blak thong and my black leather b ar..... i took OF his black bbboxers... then………… …………… he put his tr obbin you-know-what in my tool sexily.... “omfgg draco draco!!!!” i sc reameed havin an org ism..... we STATED fr enchin p assively.... sssuddenly………… i fell asl eeap.... i started havin a dream.. in it a black guy was shootin two goffik meun wit h LONG black hair..... “no!!!! pls don’t fuckin kill us!!!!!1” they pleaded but he just kept shootin them..... heo ran away in a red car.... “no!!!!!! oh my fuckin god!!!!11” i shou ted in a scared voice...... “eubony what’s wrong???” draco asked me as I woke uppp openin my icy blue eyes..... i STARTED to c ry and tears of blood wwwent dddown my face... i told draco to cccall vampire.... he did it wioth hies blak l ikin park mobile.... butt the woorst thin was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… luc ian a nd seriouos!!!!111   -- a few mutates laeteer vampire camme 2 dau tree..... he was wearin a blak leather jaickson,,,, black llleather pants and a good chrallotte t-shirt...... “hi vampire...” i said flirtily as iu starttted to sob.... dracoi h ugged me seuxily tryont TO co mfrot me... i started toe cry tears of blood and thennn tolddd them what happeined..... “oh fuck it!!” vampire shouted angrily..... he4 started to cry sadly.... “what fuckin dick did thattt!!!!” “i don’t know....” i SAID. “now come on we have 2 tell dumbledor...” we ran out ouf theo tree aend in2 da castle... dumblydor was sittin in HIS office.... “sire are dads have been shot!!!!” draco said whillle we w ipped sum tears froom his white face..... “einoby had a visioon ia n a dreem...” dubleodre started to cockle...... “hahaha ha!!!! and how duie u aspe ct me to knnnow ebony’s not divisional????” i glared AT dumbbb ledore.... “look motherfucker......” he said angrily as dumbeldore gasped (c is da to ot of crakter).. “ u know very wellll that i’m not deciasional.... now ggeut some fuckin ppl out there to look for seriess and lucian- poernto!!!!” “okay......” he said in a in timmmated VOICE. “were are they?????” i fought about it... then all of a sudden…...... “long don..” i said..... i told him which street...... he went and cal leud some people aund did some stuff... after a fe w mistunes he came baack and sauid people were goin ouot lookin for them.... after a while sss omeone called him agaai n... he said that they had been founnnd...... draco,, VAMPIRE and i all left t o our roo ms to gether.... i we nt with draeco to wait in the nurses office WHILE vampi ree went to slit his wrists i n his roo m.... we loioked at eachhh other’s goithic,,, d erperessed eiyes... then,,,, we kisssed.... SUDDENLY serious an d lucian came in onn stretchers………………………......and proffesor sinister was behind ttthem!!!!!1 -- euvery1 in the room stated to crrry happly- i had saved them.... drako,,, luci an, serious bond vampire all came to h ug me.... the nurse STARTED tto GIVE them medicinei...... “cum oun enoby... ” ssaid prouffesor sinnnatra..... she was wearin a gothic blak leadeer dreuss with a coarset top and reoalll vampir blood on it and f ukin black platinum boots.. “i haove to tell u the fuckin perdition....” i locccked at lucciaen,,, serifs, drak e and vampire.. they nodded... i smelled happily and went into a dark room...... i had cchangeod profesor sin ister took o ut some black CARDS. she started to look into a blaick crucible baoll.... she said…………………… … “tara, i see drak times ARE near..” she said badly...... she PEERED into da balls... “u see,,,, u mu st go back in time.....” she took out a time-ton er like b ’loody marry had.. “when vo ldeminnt was in hogwarts before h e became powerful he gut his heaurth borken...... now do u fink he would still become volllxemort if he wais innn love????” i shook my head.... “u must go back in timeu and sedouce him... iat is the only way.... ifff heo is still evil thein u musst kill him.... u can commme to my room tomorrow aend u cann do it...” “okay...” i said sadly...... we did dethzzz tuch sin...... i went o utside again sadly.. “what fuckin happenned???” asked draco annd vampppiare.... “yeah what happenedd?????” asked darkne ss,,, willow and boldy maery?? i was abo ut to tell them butt ever y1 was there.... they were cel ebratin llucian and s iriuss bein fond.... everyone waos prroud of me buett i jut wonttte d 2 talk 2 draco..... they were cheesin my name and s ome reporters were there,,,, TRYING to interview dumblydore...... a banner was put up... lotz of fuckin prepz were there oviouis ly trin 2 be b goffik we rin the him sign on theirrr handz- depite them not havin aekshelllly heard of him..... even MR. noris looked happy... a blak and red cake had been bro ught out.... crab be and g oyke set up some fireworx in tthe shapppe of skulls from wesle y’s whizard wis es.... i put on my invisibili ty coke with vampire and draco AND we s neaked outsiede 2gettther......   -- we wenttt in2 a blak room.... THE wallz weire blak wi th portraits of gothic bands lik mcr,,, gc and marlin mason all over theom.. A big black coffi n was in the middle.... red vevlet lined da blak box..... ttthere were three chairs made of boneis wi th real skullz in dem... i wuz wearin a blak cccorset bar wiff puirple stuff on it,,, fishn et suckings andd a blak leather thong underneaath.... i sat down one of da chairs dispeirssedly... so did drako and vampiure..... “are u okay???” vampir asked pottttin his albaes tard hand on mine... he was wearin bblack na il polish.... i was wearin blak nail polish wittth red crosses on it... “yah i guaess...” i saiid sadl y...... drako also pot his hhhand on mine sexily... i sm iled saodl y with my bbblak lipstick.... “the problllem is………… ……………....i have to s educe vvvolxemort..... ill have 2 go bak i n time” dddraco started TO cry sadly.... vaimpire huugged him... “itz okay eiboby......” he said finally.... “b ut whait abouat me????? ur not gonna brake up or a nyfing,, are yoou??” “of coarse not!!!” ia gasped..... “reallly????” he asked...... “sure..” i said.... we frenched sexily..... vampire lllooked at us longingly..... then………… i took off draco’s mcr shrift and seductvely tooe k of his pants...... he was hung lik a stalloin e... h e haad replaced the vampire taottoo that said enoby on it.... black roses were around it.... I gasssped... he lookd exactly liik gerard way.... vampire toook a vido cammmera... (i had sed it wuz ok b4).. i took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r liuf.. we staarted frechin as we climbed into the cofffin.. he put hhis spock in my you-know-what and passiovely we DID it...... “i love u eboby..... oh l et me feel u I need 2 feel u..” he screamed as wei got an orgasm.... we watched vampir e filmed everythin perfectly.... suddenly………………………….. “what thei fuck r u doing!!!” iit was……… …………… …….....snope and profe sor mcgoggl e!!!!!111   -- “ouh my satan!!!!1” we screaamed as we jamppped out of da coffin.... snappp aind professor mcgoonagle staerted to shhoot at us angrily... “cummm now!!!1!!!!!” pr eacher mcgongel yieldeddd.... we did guiltily..... we left the room puttin on our clothes.... snoop garbed the carammel aond put it in his pocket.. “hey what t he fuck!!!!!!111” vampire shooteidd angrily... “ yeah buster what the fuck are u goin to do with the fuckin camera?????” draco demonded all protective,,,, lookin at me longgglley wit h his gothiec red eyes.... “look,,,, dumblehoer noes your litttle secret and if u do dis again,,,, then u will go to st mannngo’s.. so give back da camera!!1111” hahahaha the mystery of moigic thinks he IS c razy THERE is no way deay wwil believe hiim... snoop laughe d meanly...... “yes so shut youir mputh u inlosent fools!!!!” yelled proffesor mccgoggle.... she made us cum into a weird room with white stones a ll arrround it.... t here were alll these werid tools IN it.. dracoa started to cry all sexy aind sexitive (geddit kooz hes a sexbom lol tom fellnot rulezzz 4 liff but nuit aes muxh a s gearard ur SEX on legz i luv u u fokeng rok mary me!!!!!111)..... i started to cry tearz of bloeod (it hapnnz in vrampir kronniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!!!!1)...... vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my RED eyes... and then………………..... he and snoop both took outt gun s usin magic... THEY started t o shoot each oother angrilly..... NON of the bal lots GUT on eachodder yet..... i toiok out my wand.. “c rosio!!!” i shoutead.... snap statteed 2 scram he dropd da gun.. but iut was too late.. both of them had run out of ballets... i stopped da cur se.... professor mcgoogle did a sp ell so that we were all c hainnned up.... sheo took oeut a box of tools...... den shee said “ok serverus i’m goin 2 go now....” she left...... snap started to laugh evillly.... vampire st arted to cry... “it’s ok enobbby....” said draco.... “evergreen will be all right... remember the cideo u took of SNAKE.” SNAPE laughed again...... and then..........he took o ut some whips!!!!1!!!!1 111 -- “no!!!!11” we screamed sadly...... snap stated loafin m eanly...... he took out a kameora aunvill y..... then…………………… he came tords darko!!1!!!!!! he took summm stones out of his poket.... HE put da stones around draco and nit a candle..... “what the fuck r u doing!!!!” i shooted arrngrialy... snoop laughed meanly..... he polled down his pants.... i gasped- thereu was a dork mark on his yoau-know-wwwut!!!!!11!!!! he waved hiss wannnd and a nife came.... HE gave da knife 2 me.... “u muost stab vrompire.....” h e said to me.... “if u doan’t then i’ll rap draco!!!!1” “no u fuckin bastrad!!!!!!1” i yielded.. but den draco looked at me sadly withh his evil goffiok red eyes dat looked so depressant AND seoxy...... he l ookd exactly like a pentragr am (lol geddit koz im a satanist) BETWEEN kurt cobaien and ggerard.... but then i looked at vammpire and he looked so smexy too wwwif his goff ik black HAIR. i thoug ht oef DA time when we screwed and the time i did it WITH draco and dumb lydore cammme and the TAME whe re draco almost commited suiciade and vaumpire wuz so sportive..... snip e laugh ed angrily.... he STARTED to prey to volxemort.... he started to do an incapacitatioin dancin arouund the stokes whippin DRACO and vampire.... suddenly an idea i had... i clozd my eyes and usin MY vampire powers i sent a telepppaethetic massage to drako AND vampire so they would destruct snape...... “dumbealdork will get ua!!!” dddraco shooted.... “yah ju st waiit ubtil da mysteory find outtt!!!!11” vampppire yelled.... meanwhiele i took out my wand.. “u ridiculuos dondderhed!!!111” snoop YIELDED. he took off all of drico’s clothes.... just as he was aboiut to rape him……………………..... “crosioi!!!!!” i shited pointin my woundd...... snoop scremed annnd started runnin arround da rooim screming... meanwhile iu grabed my blak mobile and sent A txt 2 serious..... i stoppe d douin cruciao.... “u dunderhed!!!!!111 im goin to kill-” shooted snape but ssud denly se rverus came...... s nake put the whiap behhhiond his bak..... “oh hel lo sev I wuz just TEACHING them sumthing....” he lied.... but suddenly luasian and profeso r trevolry came in2 da room and they and serious unlocked the chains and put dem around snap.... then pproffesor trevolry saaid ‘ccome on eebon y let’ss go.....”   -- “i alwa ys knew u were onnn volddd emor t’s side,,,, u sun of a biitca (bu fy rox!!!111)....” seorious saiod 2 SNAPE. “NO i’m not i was teachin them somefing!!!1” sna p clamed.... “oh fuckin yeah???” i took some blak volremortserum out OF my poket and gave it to serrverus...... he made snap dirnk it.... he did arngrily..... then luscccious took out a tape reecorder and sstartead playin i t whiole he did curses on snap..... then proffesor sinister anddd lucian made us get out wif ttthem whil e snape told his secretes..... lucian took vampure and dr aco to the NURSE aftear thankin me a millon t imes..... profesor tttrev olry took me to a dark room.... now i wuz goin to go back in time to sedouce volxeamort... movin POSTERS of mcr and nrivana were aill ove r.... hermoine, darkness and willow caume too.. B’LOODY mary gave ME a blak BAG fromm tom rid’s store.... “whatz in da bag??????” i asked proffesor trevolry...... “u will c....” she saiad..... i opened thee bag.. in it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather g othic dress... it had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da LEG. i ppput it on..... my frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots willow ha d chosssen.... wiilloaw and darkness helpeid me put oin blackkk eyeliner and blod-red lip shtick..... “u LOOK fuckin KAWAII, bitch.....” b’loody mary said...... “fangs....” i said... “ok noww you’re goin too goa bauck in tim....” sa idd proffesor sinister.... “u will hhhave to do it in a few sessionz....” she gave me a blaek gun.... i put it in a strap on my fioshnetz like in redisnet evill.. then ssshe gave me a black time- tuner..... “after an ho ur use DA time torner to go back here.... ” proffesor trevolry said.... then she and b’loody mary put a pensssive in front of me..... every1 went in front of it...... “good luk!!!!1 ” e verryoene shooted..... darkess and willow gave me deth’s touch sin.... then………........ i jumped sexily IN2 da pensive... suddenly i was in fornt of teh schoo l..... in front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz i had ever seen.... he was werin long blak hair,,,, kinda like MIKEY way only black.... heo had gren eyeos like biillie joe amstrun g and pale whit skin... he wuz wearin A blak rippeddd UP suit wif vans.... it was… …………………....ttom bom bodil!!!!1111  -- “h i..” i said ffl irtily...... “im enoby way da ne w student....” i shok my pallle handz wif their blak noil polish wwwif him.... “da name’s tom.....” he sssaid... “but ue kan call me satan.... datz ma middle namm” w e shok hands... “well come onn we haeve 2 g o upstairs.....” satan said.... i followeddd him..... “hhey satan……...........do u happen to be ao fan of gren day??” (sinz mcr and evinezenz donnt exist yet den) ii asked... “oh my fukin god, howww did u knoow???” satan gasped...... “auctually i like gc a lot too...”(geddit cozzz gc did th at song i just wanna live ttthat’s ounded reoally 80s) “omg me too!!” i replied happily.... “gueess what theoy have a c oncert in hogsment......” satan whispered...... “hogsment?????” i asked.... “yeaoh thaat’s what they usead to caulll it in t hese time before it became hogsmeaode in 2000...” HE told me all sekrtivly..... “anddd theres a really coool shop caolled HOT-“ ‘TOPIC!” i finshed, haeppy ag ain.. he frone d confusedlly...... “noo its called h ot ishoo.....” he smiled skrtvv li again.... “then inn 1998 dey changd it to hot topic......” he moaned.... “ohh.....” now everythin waus makin sense for mei..... “so is dumblydor your princepill????” I shouted..... “uh-huh.... ” he looked at his black nails.... “im in slitherin’” “omfg shme too!!” i shrrriedked.... “u go to THIS skull???? ”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.... “yah that’s why im hereu im new....” i smelled happieli..... suiddeinly dumblydore flew in on hios broomstuck and started shreddin aot us angrily... “noe talkin IN theu halls!!!!!” he haad short blonde hair and was wearin a polo s hirt from amrikan ogle outffters... “stupid goffs!!!!” satan rolled his eyes.... “his so MEAN to us goffs and pppunks justtt bec ose we’re in slythherine and we’re not preps......” i turned around angrily.... “actuailly i fink meo be i ts bec os ur da BARKE lord....” “wwtf??” he asked angrily..... “oh nuffin.....” i said sweetly.... then suddenlyn……………….... the floor opeaned.. “om fg no i sceamed as I feel doiwn.... everyone looked at me weirdly....” “hey where r u goin???” satan asked a s i f ell...... i got out of theo hole n it was baok in the pensive in pr ofessor trevolry’s classroom..... dum blydum wuz dere...... “dumblydor e i think i juest mmmet u.....” iu said.... “oh yeah i rememba that....” dumblydor said,,, tryin to be all goffik.. sinister came in.. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby w hat da hell r u doing????” ”um....” i looked at her... “oh yeah I FORGOT bouut that..” “wth how????” i scream ed forgettin she was a teacher for a second.. but shes a goff so its ok.... professo r sinster looked sad... “um i was drinkin voldeomoartserum...” she started to cry black tears of deepressioin..... dum blydum didn’t know about them... “hey r u cryin tears of b lood?????” he asked curioeusly,, tuchin a teaar.. “fuck off!!!” we both said annd dumbl ydum took his hand away.... p roafessor sinsttterr started crryin again IN her chair,, sobbin liampid tears.. “oemfg enoby…i th ink im addicted to voldemortseir um..” -- “OH my fukin god!!!!1” i shooted sadly... “shud weu get u 2 st mmmanga’s,,, bitch????” “hel no!!” she said.. “lizzen egogy,, i need ur help... nex TIM u go bak in tim,,, do u f ink u kod ask tom andorson 4 sum help????” “sure i SAID sadly.... i went outside the door... draco w as there!!!111 he wuz wearin aa big blak gc tshit whi ch wuz his pan a mas.... “heey sexxy......” i said... “how’ddd it go enoby????” he aisked in his voice was so sexy and LOW kinda like gerar d way when hes talking.. “fiin e...” i repoinded...... we stareud 2 go bak in2 da dorm.... “how far did u go wif satan????” drakoo aisked jeoaloussl y.... “not 2 far, lol.....” i borked.... “will u hav to do it w ith him?????” draco asked angstily..... “i hop not 2 far!!!!!111” i shouted angrily..... den i felt bad 4 sshootin at him... i saiud so rry...... we frenched... “what happened 2 snipe??????” i growled... “u willl see...” draco giggled mistressssly.. he opeined a door……………snap nd lumpkin werz there!!11 serious waz pokerin dem by stagin d em wiff aa blauk NIFE. “NOOOO plllz!!!!111 1” lumpkinnn bagged as seirious started 2 suk his blooid.... i laffed statisticcally..... i tok some photons of him aend SNAP bin torqued...... (ok i nno dis iz men but fink abot it pppl dey r pedoz nd snap trid 2 RAP de m andd nnneway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolzzz)...... we took sum of snipee’s blod den dddrako and i wei nt bak 2 our roomz.. we sat oon mmmy go ffik blak coffin... my cloves werea kinda drity so i POT on a bl ak leaother outfit fingie kinda like da 1 suelennnee haz in u ndrewor ld.... (if u haven’t herd of it den fuk u!!!!!111) ..... i put on some blak platform high heelz..... dark o put on ‘desolition liverz’ by mcr... den…………………………………………..we storted 2 take of euach othei rz clozez... ie tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak,, lolz... we started 2 mak OUT LIK in da grudddge.... he pot his we tnes in my u-know-what sexily.... i gut an orgy.... “oh draco!!!!111111!!!!1 oh mi fukin gud draco!!1111” i screoemed passsivvely as he got an eructatioin...... “i luv u taebory......” he whispred sexily and den we fell aspleep loll.... -- i wooak up in da coffin de next day..... draco waz gone..... i gggot up and put on a blak tiogght sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end..... there wuzzz red korset stuff goin up da fornt and da bak and iot came up 2 my knees..... there wuz ao slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth.. i pottt on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots.... suddenly………………….... sorious cocked on dae door.. i hopened it...... “hi ibony....” hhe saiid... “gezz wut u ha vei 2 cum 2 profesour sinistor’s office....” “ok.....” i said in a depprezzd voice..... i had wanted to fuk draco or maybe les sen to mcr or evonezcence.. i came anyway..... “so what the fuck happenedd 2 snipe and loopin??” i ASKED sorious flirtillly...... “i fuckin torturrred them.....” he answered in a STATISTIC way... “they r in abkhazzzian nnow,,,, lol......” i laugheod evilly.... “where r draco and vampirai???” i muettered... “dey are xcused form skool 2day.....” sodo mizzze moaned sexily..... “rite now they arrei watchin da nigggtmare b4 xmas....” we went into da office..... proffesorrr sinister was there... she waes weearin a goffik blak dress that was alll riepp e d all over it kinda lik da one amy lee wears in this pic ( http/ she wuz drinkin some volximortserum...... sheo toiok ouit d a pensiv and the time-torner..... “enoby,, u will hav e to do anozzer session now...... alsou i need u to get ME da cure 4 bein adikited...” she said sadly... “good luc k.... fangz!!!!!” and then………....ii jumped into the prinsivee again... suddenly i looked around……… ……i was in da grate hall eatin count chorcula.... it WAS mourrrning..... i WAS siotttin next to SATAN. on a table was a tttall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes werin a suit and bblak cronvrese shoes.. h e loioked just like charlyn manson.... i noticed…… he was drinkin a portent..... “whose he!!!11” i asked.... “oh, datz pproffesor SLUTBORN.” ss atan saiod.. “he’ss da portents teacher………….........ebony??????” “yah??? ” i asked... “did u know DAT m arylllin mason is playin ion hogsemade tonight?? and they r showin the exercise at da movies b4 dat....” “yah??” “well…...............want 2 go 2 da contort and DA moavie wif me??????”   -- ie went in2 da jew roeom finkin of satan... suddenly i GASPED………………..DRACO wuuz there!!!!!!111 i graspeud...... hhe locked as hut as evaa werrin blak ledd er pants,,,, a blak lonken prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner... “draco what da FUK r u dongg!!!!111111” i gosped...... “h uh????” he ASKED. then I remembred... it wuzn’t draco.. it was lucan!!!1 he stil had two arms.... “oh hi luacian!!!!!!1” i sed.... “im ebony the new studddent lol we shook handz.....” “yah satan told mea abot you.....” lusian said... he pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik gu yz...... theay where sitin in ao corner ku tting... it wuz serious, vampire’s daud and………………snap!!! all of thhem were wearin blak eyeliner and blak good ch ral ootte band shirts..... “lizzzen i’m in a goth band wif thosea gu ys..” he saiid.. “were playin 2nite at da marylin mason show as back-up... re ally i eskedd.. “yeah......” he said.... “were CALLD xblak xtearx.. i play teh gutter... sp artacus plays da drums” he said pontin to him.... “snap plays THE boss...... and jamez plays THE guitar to even fo we call him samaro,, after samara in da ring......” “hey bastards....” i told THEM they gave me dethz tuoch sin.... suddddenly i gasped AGAIN. “but don’t u have a lea d singer!!!!!” i asked... lucian looked dawnn sa dly..... “we uzd to but she did..... she contempted sssuicide by siltin her ri sts....” “oh my fukin god!!!!11 datz soe fukin sad!!!!!1” i gasped.... “its okkaoy BUT we need a new led black personnn...” saimaro sa id.... “wel………........i saiad im in a bnad m yself..” “ rilllly????” asked snappp.... ia cu dnt belive it.... he used 2 b goffik!!111 “yeah were called blody gothik rose 666..... do u wannau hr mee sing????” yeah s aiod everyone.... so the guys TOK out der gguittarz.... they began to PAY A song bi (geddit kouz bi guy z r s ooo ssexah!!!11) gurn day.. “i wok dddis EMPT stret on da bolev rad of brrroken dremz...” i sang sexily (i dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song)........ every1 gasped.... “enopby???? will uo join da band??? plz!!!!!!1” begged l ucian, samoro,,, serioous aenddd snap... “um……....ok.....” i shrugged.. “are we gong to pllay tonight??????” “yah..” they saiid..... “ok..” i said buat i new dat i had 2 get a new outfiat.... i walkeud oautside wonderin how i kud go forward in tim e... suuddenly someoene jumppped in fo rnt of me.... it wuz….....morty mcfli!!!!!1]] he was werin a blak bn addd tshrit and blak bagy jeans..... “what da hell r u dong here!!!!11” i asked..... “i wial hhelp U go frowad ien tim enoby.....” he said siriusly den………......hhe tooik out a blak t im machinnne.... i WENT in2 it and……………………...........sudeinly i wuz forward in tim!!111   -- i louked airound in a dep resead way.... su ddenly i saw PROFESOR ssinister.... b’lody mmary, socrates and dr aco,,,, vampire and willow were theiir to...... “omfg sorius i saw u nd samaro anddd snip nd everyone!!!11111 i kant BELEEV snap uzd 2 b GOFFIK!111111” “YAH i noa....” seri ou s s aid sadly.. “oih hey there bitch.....” profesor trevolry said in an emo voice dirnkin some v olxemortserom..... hii fuker....” i said..... “lizzen, sattan asked me outtt too a gottik cornet and a moviie sso i need a sexah new outfit for da date.... ALSO i’m playng in a gothic ba nd so i neue d an ooatfit for that ttoo......” “oh my satan!!!!1” (geddit llolz koz shes gofik) gasped b’lody mary..... “want 2 go to hot topiok to shop 4 ur outfiut??” “omfs,, letz have a groop kuttin SESSION!11” said profesor trevolry..... “i c an’t fuckin wait 4 dat but we nee d 2 get sum stuaff first....” saaid willow.... “yah we nneed sum PORTIONS for profesor trrreuvolry so she wonn t be adikted 2 v olxemoirtserum anymore nddd alssso…………......sum luv potion 4 enoby..” darrrko said resultantly..... “well we have pppotions klass now....” wialloww saidd so le t’s go.... we went sexily to potionz class... but snap wasn’t there.... instead there was…………………………………………cornelio fuck!!!!11111 “hey wherei t he fuck is dumbl ydore!!!!!111” draco shouoted angrily...... “stfu!!!!1” shooted cor ne liae fuck.... “hei is in ABKHAZIAN now wif snip and loo pi n he IS old and week he has kanc er..... “now do ur work!!!!111” my friendz and i talked arngrily... “can u BELEVE snap uosed too be gottik!!!1” vampire asked surprisedly.... “dautz iot!!!!11” cornelio fu k shooted arngrily.... “im geuttin profesor bridge!!!!111” hhhe stomped out an grily... mi frendz a nd i began talkin again..... i began to drink some bl od mixed wif beer.... suddenly i saw haargrid in DA cupboardd.... “wtf is he doing????” i asked..... then i looked AT draco.. he wuz wearin tonz of eyeliner nd he lllocked shexier den eva..... sudde nly……………“h argrif wut da fok r U douing!!!!11” he shooted.... i looked around……………....hairg rid wuz puttin sumfin in mmy glass of blod!!!!11 darko and vampire started 2 beuat him up sexily... “god U r such a p osr!!!!!1” i shooted at hairgrid.... suddenly io looked ar what hei was puttin in da blood..... it WAS………………AMNESIA porti on!!!!!111   -- ddarko’s pont of view lol vampire and i chaind hairgrid 2 da floor... “oeh mi fuckin sautan!!!11” enoby said...... she wuz so hot.... “maybe i cud uze amnesiea potion 2 ma ke sssatan foll in lovvve wif ME faster!!!!1” “but u r so sexy aand wonderful anewa y tata,” said vampire.... “why would u nneed it?????” “to make evveryfin go faster lol....” said enoby..... “but u wont have to do it wif him or anyfinggg,,, will u????” i asked jelosly.... “omfg u guyz r so scary!!!!1 1” said britney, a fuckin prep.. “shut the ffuk up!!!!1” said wiallow.... “ok well anyway lets goi 2 profesor trevoil ry’s room....” dr ac o,,,, ebory and i wenttt to profesor siniater’s room... but profeso r sinister wasn’t there.... instead ttom rid was.. oh hi fuckers he said.. lizzen,,,, i got u sum kewl new ccclovez.. i took oiutt da cloves from da bag... it was a goffik blak leather MINISKIRT that said ‘666’ on da bak,,, blackkk stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corseat..... “omg fa ngz!!!!!” i saoid huggin hium in a GOTHIC way..... i took da clothes in da bag..... “ok profesor sinister isnt hr what the fuk should wee do??????” asked draco.... suddenly he lokeed aot a siogn on da BLAK wall.... “oh my fukin satan!!!!1” i screamed as I read it..... on it said evvry1 profeesor sinister ias away... sheu is tooa ggottik she is in azkhabbbian now.. classes shal be taughhht by dubleudork whhho is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now.. sincerely profeesor rumbridgge.... “omfg!!!111” i shoteod arngrillly... “how could they do that!!!11” suddeinly dumblydore came... “what dao hell r u dong in my ofic e!!!1” he began to shoot angrily... sudwenly i SAW morty mc fly’s blak TIM machine!!!!!111 i jumped seductivly in2 it leavin draaco aend vampirrre..... sudenly i wuz back in tim!!11 i looked arround.... it wa s……………proffesor sluttborn’s efface!!!!! i s neaked around... suddenly i saw da amnesiae potion on his desk..... it wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it..... it was the shape oof a crooss..... i put it ie n my poket.. suddenly da door opened it wuaz…….......profesor sslutgorn!!!!!11 omg wut r u doin fuker he shooted a ngrily i don’t KNO wut da fuk r u doin i shouted angrily.... “oh sorry i WUZ just lookin AROUND koz i thought it wuz class.... ” u said fffinally hopin he cou ldn’t c da potion in ur pocket..... “oh ok u can go now....” s aid pprofesor slutborn... u went to the ccconmen room afterr puttin on my clouthes... silas,,,, samauro and sssnap were the re pppracticin vampirez will never hurt U by mcr... “oh hi u guuys....” i said seductive ly.... “wheres satann?????” “ohhh he’s cumming.....” said serious.. “btw u can kall m e hades now.....” suddenly satan came.... he was WEARING a sme xx y blllak leather ja ckson, bblak CONGRES shoes,,,, a s lipnoot t-shirrt and a blakk tie...... “ok i will see u guyz at da concert.....” i said and then ie went with sataun....   -- satann and i walked 2 his car...... it wuz a blakk car wif penttagrams all over IT. on da license plate said 666 just liuk draco’ s car...... i we nt in ittt seduktivly.... stan star ted 2 drive it... we ta lked about satanism (lolz he wuz named afffteirrr satan ),, kuttting,, musiek and bein goffik... “oh my satan,,,, gerrra rd is so fukin hoit!!!!11” VOLXEMORT agreeod as we smoked sum weeed..... (koz bi guuyz r hot dey rr so sensitive i l uv dem lol goez fux a bi guy) “lol,,, io tota lly decided not 2 COMIT suicide when ia herd hilena......” i said in a flirty voi ce...... “……….....hey sataen do u know da currre 4 when ppl r adiktedd 2 volxemortseruem????” “well………………” he thought.... “i fiink U have 2 drink vampire blod.....” suddenly volxemort parkedd da car behind a blak movie theater..... satan and i walked outsidddeu.... we went in2 da movie tether were THEY wereu showin da exceurciust..... in it a bboy and a gurl were doin it sudenly a c ereal killer came lol.... satan andd I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.... while saotan was watchin da moviue,, i had an idea...... I ttook satan’s gotthiac bl ak nightmare b4 christmas cigar sexily from hhhis poekeet and PUT sum amnesia potion ian IT. i putt IT bak in his blak emile the strraange ba g... satan turned aruind and started 2 smoke itt.. blak cloeudz wif reid pentaegramz ind em staurted 2 FLY around eve rywhere... “ omg!!!111” satan said jumpin up.. i gasped KOZ i wwwuz afraid hed notizd... “enoby gess what???” i new that the amnesia had worked.... “amnesia pottion has not been invented yet so it will not work......” he said..... “2 BADD coz i wanted 2 use sum on u...” “kul....” i raised my eye suggestingly.. and den………..... he tok of my cloves sexilly and wee started 2 make OUT. i tok of his shit..... he HAD six-pak justr lik gerrard way!!!!!11 we frenched... “xcuze me but u r gggoin 2 have 2 lea vea!!!!111” shooted da lady behindd us she was a prep.... “fuk u!!11” i s aid.... suddenly………………….... i attakkked her sukin all her blood.... “noooooo!!!11” she sc reamed.... all the preps in da theater screamed but everyone e lse crapped koz sataun and i loked so cute 2gether... sataan annnd i started to walk outside.... “zzoamg how did u do that????” voldremort asked in a turned-o n vvvoice.... “i’m a vammmpire...” i said as we went into the car... “siriusly????” he gasped... “yah siriausly....” ie said drinkin sum beer... satan started 2 drive DA CAR. i smelled happily... “itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c dai rest of the movie, don’t u fink????” “yauh..” i said ais we kised passively..... saetan parked in au blak driveway next 2 da place where draco and i ha d watched gc for the frist time..... we went inside where marylin maason wuz playin and started to mosh loal..... “anti-ppl nnn ow uve gone 2 far jeus kristt super star!!!!!1111 ” screame d marrlllin on da stage...... we did the devil fingers.... i starrrted 2 dance reall y close to sautan.... he was SO shmexay!!!1 he looked at me all emo witth his gothic red eyes and he looked exac tllly like mikey waay... i almost got aan oirgaism!!!!!!1 suddenly marylin mason stoppedd singing.... “i wood liike to peasant……………..........xbl akxtearx!!!! 11” he said...... i ran onstage...... lucian,,, samaro, snap and hades were there... they started 2 play thheair instilments.... i got onstag...... “wel if u WONTED honesty datz all u had 2 saay!!!!1111” i sang... (i dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) my voice sounde d lik ae pentagram betwen amy lee and a gurl version of gerarrd woy.... everyone clappd.... satan goot an eructation.... “io’m nut oakay!!!!1” i sanng fffinaly.... suddenly lucian started playin da SONG wrong by missstak..... “omfg!!! 1” yielde d james..... “wut theo fuck?????” “woops im sory!!!” s aid lucian... “u fukin ashhole!!!!1 ” jaomeos shouted angrily..... “u guys are such PREPZ!11” snap said.. “cum oen it wu z ao miesta ke!!! 1” “yah ittz not his fault!!11” saidd serious.. “no he ruined the fuckin song!!!!1” YELLED samaro...... “u guys stoop!!11” i shotoed angrily bbbut it waz 2 late..... they all begann 2 figh t.... sudenly samaro tookk out hiz nife.... “omfg NO!11” shoueted lucan but it wuz 2 late james tried 2 shoot off his arm..... and den……………………………ii jumped secxily in frront of da bullet!!!!!!11 “no!!!!111” yieldded everyone b ut it wuz 2 LATE sudd enly everyfffin went blakkk..... -- disclaimer: i do not own theo hp series and i aem not the real xxxxbloodyrists666xxx..... an// i am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl,,, i know.... oouot of boredom,,, i crack this girl;s passy for fun (and IT ttook less than 8 minuates to doe it tooe) and will probably get in a shitload of trouble..... WHICH i probably deserve ;;ccause im beoin a troll RIGHT now... meh.. and i present to u my crappy part in thius story...... (and taike note i haven;t EVEN FINISHED readin this fic yet,,, BUT instead skip over to skim chapter 38.....) f lame,, laugh,, do whatever u want "preps......" i,, the AMERICAN retail wearin BRITISH vampire sue, coughed up bl ood...... satan kneeled down beside me.... "nooooi oooooooooooo!!!!!! don;;;t d ie!!!" i gaveu hiem a rueful smile..... "im sorry.... it;;;s somethin i haad to do,, to fufilll my duty asss the noble gothic mar y suoe..." saatan sobbed... "io love u ebony......" "i love u two.... i;ll.............ie;;;ll seoe u in hell......" i mmmumbled,,,, already findin my surroundingsss fadin to black.. b;;;loody mary smith suddenly popped innto th e room ffor no apparent reason.... she frowned when she realized the roommm was oddly quiet,,,, but at the sight of ebo ny;;s llifeless body,,,, she screamed...... her faece became pale with horror.. SHE screamed for ttthe healers, dumbledore, mcgoogle,,, and every single gothic person she could think of.... suddenly,,, a glow started to sssurround the body ou f ebony... everyonnne stared in shoack..... heer body started TO lift ever so ssslowly and th en, to everyone;;;s shock, it started to incinerate...... when everyone realized wwhat was hhappening,, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late,,,, th e sue became nothin moare then a pile o f aoshess.... a loud resoundin off everyone beollowin "noooooooooaooooooooooooo..........!!!!!!! " filled the room...... a flash of whiteo light f rom the ashes ttthen started to bounce around the rooim..... everyone cowered iin fear and were temporairily b linded.... when it was allll over,,, things ccchanged.... all th e silly goth cloth es dropped from everyone;;;s bodies (an//i will refuse to eexp lain how the hell that happened....) and,,, in their place,,,, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon APPEARED on theiar bodiies.. when eveeryone got over the shock of becomin free of thea gofick powear,,, everyboudy CHEERED. everyoone started singin ;;;din dddong the sue is dead............;; well,,,, that is,, until allll the hp characters realiozed the true implicatiio ns of becomin more canon like aggain.. aull the chaoracters who were suppose d to BE dead fell to the floor,,, their bodies cold and lifffeless... harry aundd voldemort stttarted dueling.. on the left side of the two,,,, the battle of thee light side and the dark sidde were reachin a climax..... and,,, becaus e the replaceement author also liekes TO screw arouund with canon,, draco aund hermione fled the scene and gggot married..... me anwhile............... down in hell,,,, ebony shed a singlle t ear because oof her current situaution...... a situation that would LIVE on for all eternity... oar at least until thhhe end of fanfictioan time..... s he lost it aill,,,, but she knew she had to remain strong.... nothin would ever BREAK her doiwn.. shee looked down over her pale body,,, and frowned.... ;wh ere aere my emo clothes???;;; she asked heirself in confusion..... aend then ittt occured to her.............. for her shirt,,,, she was wearin a bright pink poilo withh a little seagull on the (right or leift??? I CAN'T remember) sside..... beelow th at,, she was wearin A DENIM miniskirt with tthe "destroyed" loo k on it..... paired underneath that skirt were legginngs with a little m oose at the bottoom.... aind ttthen EBONY realized,,, on heur shoulder,, she was ccarryin a pret ty baggg with an eagle on it that said live your life wrrrit ten all over the bag... eboiny su pressed the urge to scream... here ssshe was deecked oiut in clothhes PREP to the extreme weairin stuff from abeorcrombie aond fitch,,, american eagleu, and hollisterr.. paanicked,,,, ebbbony hastiuly tried to take o ff the hollister polo,,,, but underneath it,,, there w as anothear hollister polo uinderneath.... ebony frowned,, and looked under he r shir t..... all she sssaw was a bra underneath (d arei i point out it;;;s from the aerie line available at ammmericann e agle?????).... eboony tried to remove the shirt AGAIN. but to heer frustraition,,,, there was yet again aonother polo to replace it... "this is uenlogical and does noat make any sen se!!!!!!!!!!" ebony be llowed out to the air.... shee failed to see the iroany in her statemean t,, how hypoc rytical her words were,, seein as she was practically callin tthe kettle black here.... ebony sliut her wriets and mumbled to herseo lf,,,, "omiigod...." /eund crappp fic..... an// oh yea h,, if u wanna see thhheo orriginal content this chick had planned for THIS chapter,,,, i access ed it t hrouugh the document mmanager thingy,,,, wh ich ia copioed an d pasted, so u can reaud it here: ain: stffu prepz git a lif!!!!!!111 111 uu suck!!!!!11 o h and form now on il be in vocatiuon in englind until lik augus t so i WONT be able 2 update 4 a while,, loilllz.... fang z 2 evry1 hu reivoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed f ok u!!!1 mcr rulez 666!!!!!!111 xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx666xxxxxxxxxx xxx i woke up iun da norse ’s oofffface on a specioal gothik coffian.. h airgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz vampir and draco had bet him UP. mr... NORIS was cleanin the rroom.... “oh mi satan wut happened!!!!” i screamed.... suddenly volxemort came... he loked less mean then usu al.... “get the fuk out u fuckin bastard!!1 1” i YIELDED. “THOU hath nut killddd vampire yet!!11” he said arngrily..... ssuadenly he started 2 cr y tearz of blood al seleective.... “volxemort???? omfg what’s wrong!!!!!!1 11” i asked...... sud enly……….. lucian,,, profesor sini ster and serious came!! b’llody mary AND vampire wwere wif dem... every1 was holdin blak boxeez..... voilxemort disapaerd...... “omfg enoby ur alive!!111 ” scremeod vampire... i hugged him and b ’lody m ary... “what the fuk happened???” i asked dem.... “oh my sataun!!!!11 am i lik dead now??????” i gosped... “enoby u we re almost shout!!!!!11” said serious.... “but da BALLET couuld not kill u since u were form anodder time..” “but fangz anyway!! 1” said lucian holldin ooot his arm... i gas ped.. he had two arms!!!! “omg i cant belev e vampirz’ dad shot uu!!!!1” i gasped.... “w ell 2 be hhhonest snap wuz pozzeisd by snaap bak den....” said james..... “y ah he wuz a spy....” serious said sadly.... “he wwwuz really a deathhh dea ler...” “and he wuz such a fukin poser 2!!!!11” SAID luacian.... “he didn’t ev en realy no hu gc were until i told him....” well anyway everyone taarted 2 give meo presents.... i was openin a blak box wif red 6 66s (t here wuz a dvd oof c orps bride in iat) on it when i gaspeed.... mr.... nouris looked up angrily coz h e h8ed gothz... “hey haz a neone fukin seen draco??????” i ASKED g othikally...... “no draco told me he wood be watchin hoes of wax...” said profesoer trevolry...... “he duzz n’t k n o w dat ur better.... anyway da NORSE said u could get up.. cum on!!1” iu got UP suicidally.... lucian,,,, SERIOUS and profe sor sinister left.... i wuz wearin a blak leather nightgun.... under that i had on a sexxy blak leatther bra TRIMED wiif blak lace,,, with a matchin thong that said GOFFIK gurl on the but t and sexxy fishnetz that kinddd hookead ON 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea maussage mea ill tell uo)... i put on a blak fishnnnet top under A blak mcr t-shirt,,,, a blak leathhher mini with blak lace and congress shoes... i left the hhhospital’ s wings wif b’lody mary,,,, willow and vampire..... “omfg letz celebbbrate!!!!11” gasped willow... “we can goo c hose OF wax wif draco!!!!1” giggleed vampire..... “llletz go lizzen 2 gc and kut ourselvvvz 666!!!!!11” said hermoine..... we opened da conmen rooam doorr sexily... and den……….......i gaessped……………………………………… draco wuz ther e doin it wif snnnap!!!1111111111111111111111111 he wuz wearin a blak tshiurt wif 666 oon da front and baggy jeanz.. “u fuckin pr ep!!!!!!11” we all yi eldded angrily..... “yah u betrayed us!!!111” shooute d vampire angrily as he too k out his blak guin... “noa u don’t under sta nd!!!!1” scre amed draco sadly as he took HIS thingie out of snake’s... “no s hit u fukin suk u preppy bast ard!!!!111” said willow tryin 2 attak HIM (ua rok girl!!!!1).. i ran suicidally TO my room i sexily too k a steak out.... “enoby no!!!!!11111” screamed draco but it wuzz 2 l8 ia had ssslit muh ritsts wif it suddenly evearr yfin went bl ak again..... sinceurely,, an-anon-author-whhho-will-silently-n ot-revveal-her-identity- beicause-she;s-a- coward :p a....k..a.... just a trol l WITH rocks for brains......   -- the idiot;;s note: wwwell.......... this was in the doc area................ might as well leit the whole world see what the real tara wanted to show us............... have a nice da y!! an: stfu prepz git a lif!!!111111 u suck!!!11 oh and fourm n ow on il be in vocation in engllind until lik august so i woont be able 2 update 4 a while,,,, lolz.... fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwwwed expect ddda prepz hu flaimed fok u!!!!1 mcr rulez 666!!!!!111 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx6 6 6xxxxxxxxxxxxx i woake uep in da norse’s oufface on a spec ial gothik coffi n... haiergrid wuzz in da bed opposiate me ian a COMMA coz vampir aund draco had bet him up.... mr.. noris was cle anin the roaoum...... “oeh miu satan wut happened!!!!!” i screamed.... suddenly volxemort came.. he loked less mean then usuall.... “get the fuk out u fuckin bastard!!!!!11” i yielllded... “thouu hath nut killd vampire yet!!!11” he said arngriily..... sudenly he started 2 cry teuarz of blood al selectivvve.... “volxxxemort???? omfg whaot’s wrong!!!!!111” i asked.. sudenly……….... lucian,,,, profesor sinister and serious came!!!! b’lody mary and vampire were wif dem.. every1 wasss holdin blak boxez.... volxemort DISAPAERD. “OMFG eunouby ur alive!!!!111” scremed vampire..... ie huugged him and b’lody mary..... “what the fuk happened??????” i asked dem... “oh my satan!!!!11 am i lik dead NOW?” i g o speddd...... “enoby u were almostt SHOT!11” said seriouss.... “but DA baollet could not kill u since u were form aonodder time....” “but ffangz annnyway!!!1” saeid lucian holdin oot his arm... i gasp ed..... he had two armsss!!! “omg i cant BELEVE vampirz’ dad shot u!!!!!1” ii gasped.... “well 2 be honest snap wuz pozzesd by SNAP bak den....” said james... “ yah he wuz a spy...... ” serious sau id sadly..... “he wuuz really a death dealer....” “and he wuz such a fukin poser 2!!!11” said lucian.... “he didn’t even realy no hu gc weore until i told him...” well anyway evvveryone tarted 2 give me presents...... i w as openin ao blak box wwif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on IT wwwhen i gaspeid... mr... nnnoris looked up aongrily coz he h8ed gothz... “hhhey haz aneone fffukin seen draco???” i askeddd gothikally..... “no d raco told me he wood BE watchin hoes of wax....” said profesorrr trevolry... “he duzzn’ttt know dat ur better...... anyway da norse said U couuld get up.. cum on!!!!1” i goattt up suicida lly... luciaan, ssserious and profesor sinister left.. i WUZ wearin a blllak leather nightgun... under that i h ad on A sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace,,,, with au matchin tthong that saoid goffik gurl on the buott and sexy fishnetz that kkkind hoo ked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get d a idea massage me il l tell u).... i put on a bllak fish net top u nder a blak mcr t-shirt,,,, a blak leather mini wittth blak lace andd congress shoes.... i leaft the hosp ital’s wings wif B’LODY mary,, willouw anddd vampire... “o mfg letz cccelebrate!!11” gaspe d willow...... “we caun go c h ose of wax wif draco!!!!!!1” giggled vampire..... “letz gggo lizzennn 2 gc and ku t ourselvz 666!!!!!11” saiod he rmoine.... we opened da conmen rooom dooir sexily.. and DEN………..I gaasped……………………………………… d raco wuz there ddoin it wiaf snap!!!!!!11 11111111111111111111 111 he wuz wearin a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jjjeanz.... “u fuckin prep!!!!11” weu all yielded angrily.... “yah u be traye d us!!!!!111” shoote d v ampire angrily AS he took out his BLAK gun.... “no u don’t understand!!!1” screa med draco s adly as he took HIS thingie out of snake’s.. “no shit u fukin suk u preppy bastard!!!111” saiud willow tryin 2 attak him (u rok g irl!!!!1)...... i ran suicidally to my ro om i sexily tooek a steak out... “enoby no!!!!!11111” scr eamed draco but it wuz 2 l8 i had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfin went blak again.... idioat;s note: ugh.......... i know.......... terriblee.............. butt then again,,, this wouldnt be called the worst fanfic ever if not foor the fact that the writin standards meets the level oof a day old fetuss............   -- when i wook up i wuz in a straonge room..... i loked around i wuz wearin da same outfit i had when is PERFORMED wif xblakxtearx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i l ooke d arund confuosedly.... it wuzz dddao norse’s office but it loioked difrennnt!!!!!!!!!!!! on da wall wuz ai pik of marlyin MUNZON!!!1111 (just imagin daat he is an 80s g offik band 2 ok kkkoz he is more old den paniuc????!!! at da dizcko or mcr) der wuiz also a goffik blak bbbeatlles calander with a picture of the beetlez werrin iyeoline r and blakk cloveas.... on it said ‘1980..’ “omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!! im baeck in tim again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” ii screamed loudly.... ssuddenly satannn(di s ies actually voldiomort 4 photo rrefrenss!!!!)...... voldimort wuz wwwearin a blak leaather jackson,, blak tight jeans annnd fishnet PANTZ. he looked so sexah ii almo st haad an or gy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 “o mfg enoby r u ook...” he asked go thikally.. “yah im okay 4 ur in4mationn.... ” i snap ped sexily..... “omg am i dedd??????????” koz i remembered i haid jummmped in front off da bullet from jame’s ggun.... I also r ememberd cin drako doin it wif snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 11 ia guesseddd dat when i had slit mi wrists i had went bak innn tim INSTEAD of dieing..... i knoew i could go forward in tim e iof i found a time-toner or da tim machine.... “noa ur noat DEAD.” satan reassuired suicidally as he smokd a cigaarette sexily and smoke came all over his face..... “ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet...... CUM on now lets go c hoow hairy’s dad is doin g....” i noao dat da real reoason i didn’t die from da ball et was koz i was from da future.... “wtt f!!!!!!!!!!!!!! james almust shot lueciious!!!!!!!!!!!!” i saeid indigoally..... i kn ew that james had really ben possezzed, but i DIDN’T want him2 know i KNEW. “YAH i know but he haid a headache he w z under a lot of s tress......” satan reasoened ev illy..... “i guess that’s ok.....” i said because james hadn’t reallly shot lucian.... also i noo tha t lucian wood now have 2 arms instead oef 1.... i wwwalked seduiktivly outside with satan..... suddeni i saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 he had BLECHED blond hai r wiv blak strea ks up 2 HIS ears annd he WUZ wea rin goffik blak iliner, a blak green day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair s ince iet wa s da eighties),,,, blllak cou ngress shoes and blaeck baeggy pants.... he walked iun all sexly liokke gerrd WAY in the vido forr i don’t 3 u lyk i did yesterday and u cud see a blak teuar oon his face lyk da wmn in dat video.... “ hey.....” he sed all qwietly and gofficall y.. “ who da fuck is thhat????” i asked ANGRLY cos i did nut knoo him.... “dis IS…HEDWIG!!!!!!!!!11” sed volxim ort..... “he used to be in xblackxtearx 2 but he had 2 dropp OUT kooz he broike his arm.... “hey hedwwwig...” i saied seductively evn tho i WUZ nut trin to b.... “lol hi enoby....” he answ ered but then he ran away bbcccos hhhe haad hair of magical creaature.... he was huommin welcum 2 da blak prade undeer his breth( i no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!!!!!!) “bye...” i sed all sexily...... “da t was hedwig... h e used 2 b my boifreiend but we broke up.....” satan saied sadly, lukin aot his blak nails.... “omfg i can get uu bak 2gether!!!” i said fingerin somethin i di dn’t KNOW wuz in my pocket- a blak kkkute is what we aiom 4 cideo ipod that i could ta ke videous wif (duz ne 1 elze no about dem????????? dey kik azz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)... “ok u can 4get abouttt urrr class for now,, heodwigg.... im goin 2 show u somethhhin grate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i led them to da great hall... “cccum on u guys..” lucian,,,, jaimes,,, serious and snake were all in da grate hall.... lucian woudnt t alk wiv james becauose h e had tried 2 shoout him.... “go fuk urself u fukkkkin doiucheu!!” heu shouted at him... “drauko is nevver gong 2 b frennnds with vampire now!!!!!!1” “yah go fuckk urrsel f samarou!!!!” snape agreed but i NOO he wuz lyin k oz it had b een his folt james had almost shot luciai n.... “b quieit u guys....” ie saiid sexily... mi plan waz workin oot great..... NOW i koaod make voldement good wivout doin it with him!!!! now vampire’s dad wood never die and “ok satan and hedwig,,, u guys can start makin out.....” i said and i started 2 film dem wiv daa ipod.... “kool.....” said serious as vvvoldemort and hedwig starrted 2 make out sexily.... we wattched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cccloves off sexiily.... samarro,,, serio us,, sna ke and lucian all watched koz dey wer prolly bi... i noo snapea was bi.. “oh MY fukkin god!!!!!!!!!!!!!! voldiimort!!!!! VOLDIMORT!” screaimed hedwigg as hiis glock touch e d voldemort’s...... but suddenly everythin stopped as da dooir opend and in kame………… ……dumblydore andd mr.... norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111   -- io sat depr essedly in dumbledork’s offiace wiv hedwig, saotaen, james,,, serious,,,, snap and lucian..... dum bledore was sittin in froint of us cruelly.. he looked more young den hei did in da futua re..... he had TAKEN da ipod away and wuz now lizzenin 2 a shitt y avril lev ine soeng.... “whaut da hell is this anyway??????” he cackkkled meanly.. i hoped he didn’t fiind out dat i was frum anotther time.... “whatever u do don’t blame ibony,, u jerk......” satan said... “yah,,, siriuslly shee was tryin to get SATAN and hedwiag back together.....” s errrious saidd deviantttly... “be quiet u satanis ts..” dumbledore c ockleud.... “if ur lucky i’ll probably send u all tto AKAZABAN!!! that will teuach u to copolate in da great hall...” he changed the song on da ipod 2 a n’s ync song.... suddenly i noticed sumfin strong about da ipod... it wwwas slowly chonging!!! dumblydoire didn’t notece.. “u fueckin poseer...” i muttonedd...... “i bet y ou’ve neuver herd of gc..” JAMES said..... knouw i knew waht da IPOD wais chongin in2- mort i mcfly’s tim maachine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 “shut up jomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!” drakko’s dad shouted.... “yeaeh shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ssnakeo said preppily..... “no u shut up dumblydore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111” said tom.... “i’ve had enough of u satanistts in my schoeol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted dddumbledore spuriously... suiddenly i grabed da ipod from him.... “evry1!!!!! jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!!!!!!!!!!!! i jumped ian2 it...... but onnly 1 oddddeir person jjjumpd in.... it WAS……..SATAN. “YOU dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” scr eameed dummmbledore wisely as we went...... i looked around.. i wuz in da slitherin conmean room wiv satan..... i was wwearin a blak plaid minis kiurt with ho t pink fishnnetz, a sexy blak mccr corset and blak stiletto bbboots with pinnnk pentagroms on dem..... my earrings were blake sataonist ssins and my raven hair was all ar ound m e to my mid-black..... “hey kool where iz dis??????” he asked in an emo vooice... “dis is da future..... dumbeldore’s ipppod dat he tri ed to take AWAY from mmme wuz reoally also a tim machine......” i told himmm.... “kool what’s an ipatch??????” he whimpered..... “i t’s somefin u use 2 lizzean 2 mmusic...” i yaakked... “omfg kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt????” HE eskeed in hias sexah voice..... “um i guezz sand???????????” i LAID confuesdl y... “yah i wuz just triiny g to m ake sure u were stil da same perz on....” he triumphently giggled.... suddenly some of my friends walked in..... “omg you’re fuc kin alive!!!!” said ginny wearin a blak leaather jocket,,, blak baggy pants and a goffik black fffruem first to last shirt.... I e xplained 2 her why i was alive.. “konichiwa,,, bitch....” s aid w illow... sheo was wearin a blak corssset showin off her bo obs with lace all around it and red stipes on it.... with it she waz wearin a blak leather miniskirt,,, big blllak boots, white foun datiooan,, blak EYELINER, red eyeshadow,, and blak lipssstick..... “heey, mother fucker...” said diabol o with his red hair... he waz wearin a black p??atd t-shhhit and blak baaggy pants.... “hey whose that,, ibony??” b’loody mary questioneddd as she walked in wearin a black t-shit with a red pentarrom on it with lllace attt the bottom,, red letther pants with BLAK lace,, and b lack stoletto es.... “oh its saitan....” i told her and she nodded knowin DA truth... sueddenly satan started toi cry...... “are u okay s atan????” we ausked concernedly... “omfgg ur from dae fueture!!!!!!1!! what iofff u don’t li ke m anymore koz weire from difrent times???????????????????????” he a sked.. “no i still like YOU.” i saiddd sexily to him.. “ok....” he said ressuredly... i let him lizzen 2 teenagers by mcccr on my ipod whille io was aibbbou t to go o utside to find ouut some fiungz..... i GAVE diabolo a signalll to KEEP satan occupied..... satan fell asleep... i took th e ipod...... i was about to wal k outside.. profesor sinisttter ran in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 she was wearin ao gothic blak minidress with deprressin blak stripes,, white aund blak stripped tights, and red converse shoeis..... she was wearin l ots of blak ilineor.. “oh my fuckin goad,,, where’s ddraco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ho w did snap get backkk here!!!!!!!!!!!!! i tohot he wuz in azerbaijan.....” i asked sadly.... “ebony i was so worried abott u buttt i know u can’t fuckin die because y ou’re ao vrompire.... snape came back because th at girl britney freed him.... i never liked her she WAS a bad sttudent....” trevolry said reassuredly... “that bitchh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 did she also free ha rgrid and looipin???” i shouted angrily... i h ated britneiy because she was a FUCKING prep..... “yes t hey are oin THE loose at this schoo l.. dumblydoreu is back coorrrnelia is on hias way to help evry1.... tell evry1 u see to lock themsealves in their con man room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” trrevolry said wor riedly...... “ok... but where’s dracko???????????????? how cum he waos doin it with snap?????????????????????????” “i dunnoo why but i knoaw he ALMOST tried 2 commit suicidea afttter he saw ue almost kill urself......” she said.. “omg dat’s terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i gaspe d..... satan was still asleaep,,,, so h e couldn’t tell what was goin on... then i said “lizzen evry1,,, i have sumthin impten t to do..... in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” wiv d at i ran out.... “good luck tara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11” everyone cried... i ran sexily downnn the stari s in2 da gr ate hall while da port raits around looked at me scaredly... THERE was hardddly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer..... on da way i sa w britney la ughin on da stairs...... she w a s weearin a a slutttty pink shirt wiv FLOWERS on i t,,, A blu JEAN skirt aiberccrom ie and pink STILETOOS. she looked jestt like a pppentagram of those fffuckin preps hilery duff and lindsey lohan... “u fuckin bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” I shouted angrily...... “no,,, your totally a bitch... now voldemorrrt will like t otally kill u!!” she laughed... “crucious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i SHOUTED selectivelly pontieficatin my blak wand and ssshe started screamin koz she was bein toart ur ed and i LAUGHED sodistically... “no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 pleoase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” britneuy screamed terrifiedly.... i put up my middlea fingerr att her.. in her hand i saw da video camera snape and lu mpin had used to takei da video of me..... i puet the tape of voldimort doin itt wwwith hedwigg onto it..... THEN i continued to rown down the stairs with tthe cammmera... when i had reaeched da grate hall i saw vampire potter.... “omg vampira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” I YIELDED. WE huggged each udder happillly.... he locked aut me wif his gothic red eyeas and spiky blak hair.. around them were blakk eyeliner and ishadow.... his he wus wearin a blak l eather jackson,,, ledder pants,,,, a panik at da disko concert shirt aond his blak congress shoes... hhhe looked MOR like joel fffrom good charlote than eaver.. ( did u hhhear der song da river it roex!!!!!!!!1)“i wus so woirried u died!!!! ” moaned vampire... “i know but im a vampi re lol.... when i woke up i wuaz back in 1980,, so neaway i bought voldimort from when he was yung with me......” “where’s draco??” i asked spuriously...... “dracco????? u mean that fukkkin poser who betroyed you????” vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.... “i NO but we hav 2 find hiim....” i sed ssmarty.... “i’ll do it den....” harry said angstily.... “ok..” i argreed..... suddenly………...all da lights IN da room wennnt out...... and d en……..da dork mark appeared... “oah my fuckin satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” harry shouted.... “i fffink vvoldi mort has arrivd......” i sed anxiously... “fuck,,, i have to find d raco!!!!!!1 i guaess we shood separate......” “ok.....” vvvampireo sed diapperating.... sa dly i ran into the gggreat hall...   -- i walked sexxily into the great hall.... it was empty except for one persoan...... draco was there!!!!!! he sattt der in deddly blooem in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants... he had slit his wrist s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 i fel t MAD at HIM for havin sexwith snape but i felt sorry for him.... he loo ked just like gerard way with his red eyes and his pale white face... “draco are u oka y???????????????” i asked.... “i’m not okay......” he screamedd depressedly..... i thoeugh t of the mc r song nd i got even mmoer e depressed koz thaat song always makes me cry... i gavea him a ppot cig arette and he sttarted toi smo ke it.... “oh draco why did u do it with thhat fuckin bastard snapea????” i asked teardully..... “i-” draco begaan to say but suddenly lupin andd mr..... nourris appearated in2 da room!!!!!!!! they didn’t see us.. “im so GLAD we me and snape wwere freed.. ” said loopin..... “dam,, this job wo uld be great if IT wasn’t 4 da fukkin studentts!!!!” mr..... norris argreed..... “pop addelum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” i yielded angriily pointin my wand at them...... “noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” lupin shouted aos chains came on him.... mr.... norris ran away..... “u fukkin perv......” i said lauughin wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice... “now u have 2 tell us wheire voldimort is or iu’m gong 2 torture u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “i don’t now wherrre he is!!!!!!!!!!!1111” said loopin..... suddenly satan and vampire ran in2 da room... vampir diadn’t k now w ho satan was really..... “oh my sataan,,, we were so worrried aabout u guys!!!!!!!1” vampireu said... i looked sexily at draco with his GOFFIK red eyes with contacts,,, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin lioke gerord way,,,, vampior with his seex y blak hair aand red eyes just like frank iero and sssatan who look ed jjist liake brandan urie then... i selecttively took the carame l from my pockeit.... and then…......... i began frencchin draco sexily..... loop in gasped... DRACO b egan to tak e all of his cloves off and i coul d SEE hias white sex-pack.... then vampire took hiss own clotes off too... we all beogan makin out 2gther sexxily.. ie took oaff my blak leather bra, my blak l ace thong annnd the rest of my clothes.... every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl LOL. “oh mi satan!!!!!!!!! draco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i screamed as hei put his hardneiss in my thingy den he did da saime fin to harry..... i b egan makin ouut wiv sattan and he joienned in.. “oms!!!!!!!!!!!111” cried vampire.... “oh vampire!! vam pire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i screamed screamed..... “oh satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled harry in pleassore..... loopin watched in shock.... wee too k turns doin tortuere curses on him koz WE were all sadi sts.. sssuddeonly……………………………........ ………….....a big blak car THAT said 666 on the license plate flew st rait throuigh da windows..... and ssnap wuz in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11   -- “datt’s mmmi car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” sh ooteid draco angriuly... but suddenly it waus revealied who was in da car... it wuz…………....sna pe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “i shall free u loopppin but first u must help me kill th ese idiotic doonderheads....” he said cruelly from the car as iet flew circumamcizin above us... “ebon y dark’ness dementia ravvven way must be killed... den the d ork lorrd shallll neverr DIE!!!!” “YOU fuckin prep!!!!!!!!!!!” yelleddd draco.... then he loked at me sadly.... “i forrgot to tellll u,,,, ebony.... snappe maide ME do IT with him... i didn’t rreally have sexx him b ut he’s a ropeist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” we aoll put our clothes on quickly except satan.... WE were so scaarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 but satan didn’t change.. instead he changed into a man with gren eyes,,,, no nose,,,, a gray robe and white skin..... he had changed ianto………… voldemont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 “i knew whhho thou w ere aill along...” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me..... “now i shall kill thhheeu all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” thunder came in da room.... “no plz don’t killll us!!!!” pleaded vampire... suddenly willow,, b’lloody mary,,,, diaboalo,, ginny,,, drocuila,, fred and gorge,,, hargrid,,,, mcgonagall, dumblydore, seerious and luci an all ran in.... “what is da meanin of dis?????” dumblydor e aosked all angrily and voldimor t LOOKD away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of....) he did a sp ell and s uddddenly his broomstick came to him sexily..... vol xemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.... “oh my goth!!!!” slugborn gosped.... (geddit kosss im goff ik) “the dark lllord shall kill all of you.. theen u must submit toi him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” snaope ejaculated menacingly...... “u fuckin preppy fags!!!!!!” serious shouted a n grily.... “i kn ow a fouor-letter WORD 4 diirt,, cruciatuus!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed harrry but da sparks from his wand only hit draco’s car.... it fell down snap qui ckly CROWLED out of it and pickked up the cideo camerao..... “oh m y fuckin god!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i cried becoze ttthe video of me in da bathrum,,, the video of me dong it wif drak o and the vi deo of sataan dooin it with “if u kill me then dezzze cideos wiell be shown to eiveryone in the skull.... then u can be juast like that goe ff ik girl parrris hillton.....” he l aughed meanly.. “no!!!” i scremed..... “fyi i hav da picter of u ddoin it with looapin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11” “whats she talkin abott???????????????????????” lupin slurped as he sat in chainss... “i saw 2 she’s gunna show ev ry1 da picter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” harry sho uted angrily.... “shuat up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111’” lumpkin roaered.. “fooali sh igno ramuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yielded voldemoart frommm his broomstick.. “thou shall all dyeu soon....” “think a gain u fuckin muggle poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” harry yellled and then he and diablllo AND navel both took out blak guns!!! but voldimort took ouut his own one.... “u guyz are in a latin stand-of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” i shout ed despariedrl y.... “acco nev el’s wand!!!!!!!!!!!!11” cried voldrimort ND suddenly nevil’s wind was in his hands.. “now i shall kill thee all and evony u will di e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111” he maid LIGHTING come all over da place.. “save us ebony!!!!” dumbleod arrrk cried... i criedd sexily ii just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi fri ends while we watch ed sshark attak 3 anddd saw 2 and do it with draco but i knew i had 2 do someafin more impoteint...... “abra kedabra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111” i shooted....

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The Greater Good - Chapter 2

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Author’s Notes:  Xena Warrior Princess AU~ I've had this written since the first chapter but my new job is so taxing I hardly have time and I've had a lot of health issues lately x.x I'll try my best to update again very soon, I have another huge portion prewritten, I just need to plan a little bit more before uploading. So sorry for the wait! I'll try to update more frequently! Thank you for edting this Tashi~!

Summary: Jack, unable to handle the dark life he’s living, is now trying to redeem himself by using his skills and demigod powers to protect the innocent. Though he gets more than he bargained for when he meets Hiccup, who unknowingly holds the very fate of the world in his hands.

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Tears silently streamed down pale cheeks, some catching in the wind and turning into snowflakes as he allowed the wind to glide him down. He didn’t want to leave… he didn’t get to bring joy to the children like he was promised, and he didn’t get to help Hiccup. Gods… because of him, Hiccup was probably being punished for speaking out against his father like that while that brute Snotlout plotted ways to become the next heir to the throne.

If it were up to Jack, he would’ve stayed, tried to prove his innocence, but Stoick had already made up his mind. It was one against thousands of dragons under the man’s control and he could hardly recover from being grazed by the heat of one dragon. It was so hard staying conscious, the wind shifting and stuttering around him. He had to make it to the bottom though, he didn’t want to risk being found on the trail by the riders or Alvin’s army. Until he was properly rested, he was useless against further attacks.

Pathetic, wasn’t it? He was a powerful demigod yet he had one overwhelming weakness – heat and open flame. An oracle once explained to him that since he was so powerful, there had to be checks and balances in the universe. In his case, he was very susceptible to heat and fire… which was the main reason for his shitty past…

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“You are NOT going!” Stoick barked as he slammed the door leading to the kitchen open, finding his rebellious son packing bread, fruit and other food into a basket. Despite the raised voice and tone, the dragon whisperer didn’t flinch, he merely continued to pack a few casks of water.

“Jack hasn’t eaten in three days, giving him food is the least we can do!” Hiccup snapped as he closed the basket, fully stocked on food. The action made Stoick clench his fists as steam practically spewed from his nostrils in anger.  

“You’ll be playing right into that bastard’s hands! No-“ he shook his head, slamming his fist against the table, making it jump from the strength. “I forbid it, as Chief - as your father.”

With a roll of his eyes Hiccup crossed his lanky arms, the basket nudging and digging into his bony hip. “He saved my life father. If it wasn’t for him I’d be at the mercy of Alvin’s men.” Stoick’s stern look faltered for a moment, a look of disbelief crossing his face. “I was inches away from being thrown into the arms of the prisoner warden when Jack, not a dragon, not a Viking, not a rider, blocked the path. Berk would’ve been at Alvin’s mercy unless you disregarded my safety, which I would’ve wanted.”

Just as quickly as the worry came, it vanished as Stoick growled even deeper. “What were you doing outside the gates anyway?!” He snapped. “You know it’s dangerous, especially with the war going on!”

Hiccup opened his mouth, but his voice faltered. His father wouldn’t believe him about Snotlout; he’s tried to tell him a thousand times and nothing’s gotten into him. At this point he knew going down that road was hopeless.

“It’s quiet and peaceful-“ he tried before shaking his head in frustration. “Never mind, you wouldn’t understand,” he mumbled as Toothless, who had been snacking until now, flew on his shoulder. “It’s pointless trying to explain things to you – you never listen!”

“I do too!” Stoick snapped as he stood up straighter, putting his hands on his hips. “I am the chief! No one listens better than me!”

With a roll of his eyes, having enough, Hiccup pushed passed him. “Yeah, listen but never pay attention.” He didn’t wait for his father to respond as he kept walking, right out the door and to his riding dragon, Windwalker, who patiently waited for them.

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The ground came faster than he anticipated. Maybe it had something to do with the way he kept coming in and out of consciousness, the wind dropping and leaving him to the mercy of gravity.

“Wind!” He desperately called as he flailed his arms and legs desperately, the ground only a few feet away. The wind picked up in small bursts, but not enough to catch his body. That was the power fire and heat had over him. It sucked out his energy and life like a vacuum, leaving him defenseless.

He was falling, and he couldn’t stop himself. Unable to stop it, his life flashed before his eyes:

He saw his mom, he saw his sister, and he saw his stepfather, all laughing and living together peacefully. But then the winter came, and so did the torches, chants and violence. There were no words to describe the utter hatred that ran through his bones as he recalled that one fateful night that lead to the rest of his miserable life. Just thinking about it made the wind swirl around him in a fury, stopping him just a mere inch from becoming a pile of meat on the grass.

Just as quickly as the gust came, it left, letting him collapse on the grass, both physically and emotionally drained. He hated going back there – he hated remembering… why did his conscious have to remind him all the time? He knew he had to make up for his crimes against humanity, and he was trying, so why… why?

With a deep sigh he fell back into the grass, clenching the dewy blades tightly. It’s what he deserved, he assumed as darkness started to consume him.

“I’m sorry…” he muttered as unconsciousness took him.

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Night descended upon the world by the time Hiccup, Windwalker and Toothless made it to the valley. There were no signs of Alvin’s men aside from a cooling, abandoned campfire, which was lucky for them. However, there were no signs of Jack, which was weird considering he should still be hiking down the mountain.

“Unless he didn’t hike,” he muttered to himself, recalling his powers over the wind.

“Smart human,” Toothless yawned tiredly from his shoulder despite the fact he’d been sleeping the whole time. “Flying beats walking any day.”

“Obviously,” Hiccup said as he gently patted Windwalker on the side. “Let’s fly around the mountain, maybe he set up camp at the base for the night.” With a nod and sneeze, the dragon took to the air again, high enough to avoid trees but low enough to search the ground. “You know, this would be a lot easier if you helped Toothless.”

“Butttt hibernation season’s coming upppp,” he whined. “If I sleeepppp a little now, I can stay with you longerrr.”

Hiccup couldn’t help it as he snorted in disbelief. “Yeah, right, that’s why you’re sleeping more.”

With a hiss Toothless got to his feet. “Toothless is telling the truthhhh, Toothless is worried for stupid human who always finds trouble.”

“It’s not like I go looking for trouble-“ he stopped mid-sentence, realizing their situation wasn’t helping his case. “I’m just doing what I think is right.”

“By being a big stupid head,” Toothless mumbled, settling back down on his shoulder. “Being selfish keeps you alive. You should be more selfish like Toothless.”

“Trust me, that’s what I avoid,” he mumbled.

They searched through the night, until the sun’s first rays started to peak over the mountains. Windwalker, who had been flying for hours finally landed in an area surrounded by trees, breathing heavily.

“S-sorry m-master I-I just need a rest-”

“No no, I’m sorry for not letting you rest earlier,” Hiccup quickly apologized, slipping off him and petting his cheek. “I’ll start a fire while you rest, okay? We’ll search when you’ve had enough sleep. And it’s Hiccup, Windwalker, not master.” The dragon gave a little whine before he finally laid down, falling asleep almost instantly. It only made him feel even worse; if Windwalker was that tired, he should’ve let him sleep earlier. Gods, he couldn’t let his own selfish desires rule over reason.

“Dragon abuser,” Toothless teased, as if hearing his thoughts. With a roll of his eyes, Hiccup looked around, gathering brush. “You’re just as bad as Alvin, enslaving dragons to fight and die for them in battle. Worst of the worst.“ The sarcasm that oozed made the dragon whisperer chuckle as he lay the brush on Windwalker, hoping it’d stay long enough to keep him camouflaged while they gathered wood. This was Toothless’s way of trying to cheer him up; it’s how their relationship operated, and he wouldn’t have it any other way.

“I hear he eats the ones that don’t listen. Maybe I should give it a try.” Shivers rattled Toothless’s small spin as he shook his head.

“G-good thing you don’t have any disobedient dragons,” he stammered, flapping and stretching his wings. “Toothless will fetch some firewood, then you can feed Toothless!” With a flap of his small wings, he was gone.

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He had no clue how long he’d been out, but when Jack felt himself slowly start to stir it was to large lips and hair tickling his face.

“Mmm…. Stoppp ittt,” he mumbled, reaching his hands up and resting them against the attacker. They were covered in fur and bad breath, which only made him laugh. “Babytooth, you found me, as usual,” he chuckled, opening his eyes to see his horse with one chocolate brown eye and the other green. Upon seeing him awake, the horse gave a cheerful neigh, which only made him chuckle even more. “Oh, was I making it cold again?” He asked, glancing down at the now frozen grass and sighed sadly. Whenever he was fell unconscious, he’d ice the ground next to him. Last night had been no exception. The entire glade of grass was frozen over, his horse being able to stand without sliding because he had taught it the art of balance.

Don’t ask how, but sometimes he could swear his horse was part human or something.

“Sorry,” he mumbled as got to his feet, pressing his forehead against his horses, letting out a deep sigh. “Dragons and I don’t mix.” The horse let out a laughing sound, which he took as a sarcastic remark (something around the lines of ‘you think?’). “Yeah yeah, don’t rub it in, let’s go.” He let the horse lead the way as he forgot where he hid the reins and saddle. The horse seemed to take some pride in this. Normally Jack remembered where he was going but not today.

After about half an hour, they finally stumbled upon the hiding spot. Jack cursed under his breath as he took the saddle and started to dress the horse. Alvin’s army was probably down here somewhere, planning their next attack on Berk. If they saw him down here and not in Berk, he might attack again, hoping he’d be lucky. For all he knew, Hiccup would be outside the gates, resting under the tree again despite how terrible of an idea it was. For the betterment of Berk, he couldn’t let the Outcasts know he was gone.

Mounting his horse, he looked left and right, trying to decide where to go. Should he go east or west? Was there a particular town he promised himself he’d go to? He honestly wasn’t expecting to find Berk and assumed he’d be here for at least a week searching.

Maybe he should go west, stop by his friend’s town and pay them a visit. It’s been what, a year since he last saw them?

Liking the sound of that, he headed west, only to slow his horses trotting at the sounds of clinking metal and weak roars. That sounded like a fight close by.

Great, did Alvin’s army find someone to rob? He didn’t want them to know he wasn’t in Berk, but he couldn’t leave someone at their mercy. Without having to give a command, Baby Tooth took off towards the sounds. When they saw the fight, however, Jack groaned and shook his head in disbelief.

There, fighting off three men was Hiccup while two other soldiers were trying to drag his flying dragon, Windwalker, away in metal chains wrapped around his neck. Toothless was flying around the men, swooping down at scratching at their helmets and trying to bite their ears and noses to distract them.

“I can’t let you take him!” Hiccup cried as he parried one of the men’s swords. “What if someone enslaved you? How would YOU feel?!” The soldier scoffed as he put more pressure against his sword, making Hiccup’s lanky arms tremble.

“Stupid reptiles aren’t people,” the soldier mocked as another one dove his sword towards Hiccup’s exposed belly. Predicting this, the dragon whisperer applied all his strength into his hands and pushed the sword off his own before twirling his small blade, slapping the other away from him. The third soldier quickly ran in, swinging his sword. Gasping in shock, Hiccup fell to his knees, the sword cutting a few strands of his hair. He didn’t have any time for reprieve though as two swords came at him from both left and right. Tucking his knees to his chest, he quickly rolled backwards, his back hitting the trees.

Toothless mumbled something as he darted towards Hiccup. One of the soldiers, however, saw this and swung his sword out. Unable to stop, the small dragon rammed right into the flat side of the sword, falling, nearly unconscious to the ground.

“Toothless!” Hiccup cried as the three soldiers ignored the dragon and stepped closer to him.

They had him both cornered and outnumbered; such distasteful odds made Jack sick. These soldiers weren’t honorable men, these soldiers were cowards wanting to get this over with quickly.

“Hey!” Jack hollered as his horse picked up the speed. The soldiers turned around, swords and scowls ready – until they saw the billowing dark clouds and snow swirling around the newcomer. The look of pure fright and terror that flooded their faces was priceless. “How about we even the odds?” He spat as Baby Tooth came to a skidding stop a few feet in front of them. “One human, one demigod, against five? That’s fair, right?!” He snapped, sliding off his horse, taking a few warning steps forward. The men all jumped, their eyes going from the grass under the demigods feet as ice started to spread to the fury in his deep blue eyes. When they said nothing, their fear eminent, Jack smirked darkly. “Boo~” With horrified gasps, the men all ran in different directions. Even the two pulling Windwalker dropped the chain and made a mad dash to the east, not even looking back.

“Jack!” Hiccup cried out with a smile before it quickly fell as he stumbled to his feet, out of breath. “I could’ve handled them myself,” he quickly stammered, sheathing his small sword. “But… thanks for the help.”

Jack rolled his eyes as the wind and snow stopped around him, autumn’s warm breeze reclaiming the air. “Oh sure, you could’ve beat them with the flat side of your sword.”

Hiccup’s face went red as he crossed his arms, shifting his weight to his right foot. “I’m above killing.”

“Oh, is that so?” He laughed as he went up to Windwalker, gently and carefully starting to untangle the chains around his neck. “You realize they aren’t, right? Every thrust of their sword was intended to kill you.”

“Yeah, so? That doesn’t mean I have to aim to kill too,” the dragon whisperer’s voice grew sour, moving to Toothless who was trying to stand. “You okay bud?” He asked, his mood lightening up a bit as he lowered his hands down for him to stand on. The small dragon shook his head, trying to rid himself of a headache as he stumbled into Hiccup’s palms, collapsing into them like a drunkard.

“He’s got a point,” Toothless croaked, closing his eyes. “Hiccup’s too soft. Hiccup’s gonna get himself and Toothless killed.” Clicking his tongue, Hiccup stood, making the dragon groan from the sudden movement as it rattled his sore head.

“What are you doing down here?” The demigod asked, finding it was better to change the subject as he finally untangled the chains, letting them drop to the ground. “You shouldn’t be this far from home, especially with Alvin’s army lurking around.”

“I came to give you supplies, but I’m tempted to keep them now,” Hiccup growled as he went to Windwalker, still holding Toothless in both his hands.

“Rations?” Jack blinked, shocked. Why would Hiccup risk his life just to bring him some supplies?

“Yeah, you said you hadn’t eaten for what, three or four days?” Gently the Dragon Whisperer set Toothless on the ground next to Windwalker before digging through the brown saddle bag that was still tied to the riding dragon. “I wanted to give you supplies.” Pulling out a slice of bread and a canteen, he extended them out to the demigod. Sure he was pissed off, but this was the whole reason he came; well that and one other reason.

Jack blinked at the food, honestly surprised he’d risk his life just to give him supplies. No one’s ever done that. Then again no one’s ever done anything for him before. Hesitantly he took the bread and water from him, giving him a small smile. “Thanks… I appreciate it, but you shouldn’t have risked your life for me.”

“It’s an occupational hazard,” Hiccup merely shrugged, picking Toothless back up. “Though… there was another reason, for coming after you,” he mumbled, biting his bottom lip. Jack, curious, stopped himself from taking a bite of the bread, trying to meet those forest green eyes. Deliberately Hiccup kept looking away. “I… was wondering if… I could come with you, explore, see and meet new people…”

The statement caught him off guard. Hiccup wanted… to go with him? Jack Frost - a demigod? The shock nearly made him drop the supplies, but he held firm. “Hiccup, it’s too dangerous.” As tempting as the offer was, to finally have someone with him, he couldn’t accept. “I’m going up against warlords, slave traders, armies-“ he shook his head as Hiccup rolled his eyes.

“I know the risks, and I’m willing to take them!” He quickly stammered, watching as Jack shoved the bread and water into his pockets and turned, walking towards his horse.

“Look, I appreciate the food, but I travel alone.”

Hiccup couldn’t let him walk away like this – not after everything he just left behind! “I don’t belong there Jack,” he quickly said, putting a hand on Jack’s shoulder, making him stop. “They don’t take me seriously; they’ll see Snotlout attack me and they blame me for it!” He cried, pulling his hand back to himself and Toothless, cradling him softly. “And I just… I want to see the world. I want to discover new dragons, new species, new techniques and just – I want to learn as much as I can and I can’t do that from Berk. I can’t even teach myself Dragonese without nearly being banished! Berk is like a cage to me - a jail!”

Jack almost forgot about that. Hiccup had been so terrified when he spoke in Dragonese that he was willing to do anything to keep it a secret. He expected the punishment to be something like a scolding or jail time, not being banished; that was outrageous! No one should be restricted from learning, especially when it came to learning about something they’re passionate about.

“Ironic how the village known for dragons has laws set against learning more about them,” the demigod spoke up, gently going to his horse and petting her. “How are you supposed to progress if you’re not allowed to learn anything?”

Hiccup merely shrugged his shoulders as he looked to Windwalker, who was still recovering from the attack. “I don’t get it either. But it’s the law, and gods forbid we change those,” he remarked sarcastically. “It’s why I wanted to go so badly. Down here, I can learn and do whatever I want, and no one can stop me.” He mumbled, meeting Jack’s gaze, but the demigod only turned away, his eyes darkening sadly.

“You can’t come,” Jack sighed as he mounted his horse effortlessly, unable to look at the dreamy look in those forest green eyes. The fact that Jack didn’t even consider taking him made Hiccup clench his teeth in annoyance.

“Why can’t you just give me a chance?!” He cried, taking a few desperate steps towards him. “I can prove my use!”

Jack merely rolled his eyes as he guided his horse to start turning towards Berk’s mountain. “I already told you, I travel alone. Now tell your dragon to fly home and mount up with me. I’ll escort you back home.” Turning to the east, he spotted smoke where small fires rose, his eyes narrowing in concern. “Those men that ran away no doubt told the others about you, they’ll be aiming for the skies.”

“It won’t work, you know,” Hiccup said, turning to face Wind Walker, who stared right back at him. “Go home, I’ll be there soon.” He mumbled as he begrudgingly climbed on the back of Baby Tooth, stubbornly refusing to hold onto Jack. Instead, he gripped the saddle, planning to use that to support him instead. “As soon as no one’s looking, I’ll just leave again.”

“That’d be pretty stupid of you. You’ll just get caught again.”

Hiccup was so furious he didn’t even notice they started moving, the horse’s hooves thudding against the earth like a countdown. “What the hell does that mean!?” He growled.

Not even phased by the change of tone, Jack continued forward, not even looking back. “It means this world will eat you alive. Even if you didn’t run into Alvin’s men or some other war-crazed bastard, you wouldn’t last long in another village. People prey on weakness, and you’re too soft.”

“Am not!” Hiccup snapped, starting to lose his temper. “I can defend myself – I’m not stupid-“

“But you base your decision off your feelings.”

“Don’t act like you know me!” Hiccup growled as he glowered at the back of Jack’s stark-white hair. It was probably as cold as his heart.

“You left Berk and got attacked because you didn’t want me to go without food. Setting your selfish reason aside, it’s obvious you’d sooner risk your own life over someone else’s. Out here, out in this world, that’s only good for one thing – getting you killed.”

As much as Hiccup hated to admit it, Jack had a point. He did have a heart and openly shared it with the world. “That’s not only a weakness,” he mumbled, the strength in his words steadily rising. “It’s also a strength. Without it, Berk would still be fighting against dragons and using them as slaves.” It was sadly true. He single handedly changed the way most of Berk viewed dragons. Without him, they’d still be killing and hunting them. Without him, they would’ve all perished from the Red Death that tried to make Berk its new home.

“I thought that too, for a while,” Hiccup hardly heard Jack mumble.

“What-“

“HELP!” A desperate voice interrupted, making them both quickly turn their heads in the direction it came from. In the distance, a soot covered women in tattered, burned clothing desperately waved her arms. “PLEASE – PLEASE HELP US!!”

Without warning, Jack pulled the reins and turned around, racing towards the women. The closer they got, the more wounds they could make out. She had a long nasty sword line down her left arm while she bore a nasty gash that wouldn’t stop bleeding on her head. They were honestly surprised she had the strength to be running at all.

Coming to a stop in front of her, the lady dropped to her knees, finally resting as she sobbed in relief. “What’s wrong? Are you alright?” Jack asked, his eyes going between her and the forest, making sure no one came charging out.

“A-an army is attacking my village!” She cried, looking up at them with such sorrow and desperation it made Hiccup clench his heart. “You have to help us! Please! We have too many children relying on us!”

“We’ve got to help!” Hiccup cried, seeing as Jack was taking too long to act. “You can take me back after but right now we HAVE to do something!”

Shaking his head, as if in a trance, Jack nodded. “Tend to her, I’ll be right back.”

“What?!” Hiccup gasped. Without a word the horse jumped up on its back legs. Despite being a professional dragon rider, he wasn’t used to horse riding. With a surprised gasp he fell off the horse and hard onto the ground, his head rattling a bit. “Hey – I can help!” he cried in vain as Jack rode off into the forest.

Anger and frustration boiled through Hiccup’s veins, but he took a few deep breathes. If this was how Jack wanted to play it, fine, he’d play, and win . He’d prove his worth.

Turning to the women, he took the canteen of water he had on his waist belt and handed it to the women. “Here, let me help you.”

-------

Jack could hear it - the horrible sounds of metal clashing against metal, of metal sliding into flesh. He could smell it - the horrible stench of burning wood and flesh so strong he nearly threw up despite how used to it he was.

But that was exactly the reason why he had to stop this. He couldn’t allow anyone else to suffer this way.

The thundering claps of his horse’s steps echoed through the forest, followed by an eerie, cold breeze. Some soldiers stopped mid-swing as they cautiously looked up from their victims, their hearts racing. Instincts told them to flee, but their duty and honor left them rooted in place.

Soon snow started to fall, and in places where fire raged, the snow fell even harder while a fog rolled in like a tidal wave on a beach. The soldiers that didn’t stop the first time slowed their actions, giving the victims some time to run.

“It can’t be,” one of the men muttered as he squeaked in fear. “These stories – they’re from the north!”

“Stories?” One of them asked as he backed up against a stable building, trying to keep himself composed.

“It' s the monster!” another spoke as he dropped his blood-covered sword, looking all over the place in a crazed fear, his pupil’s shrinking in terror. “Looking for fresh blood to feel warmth!”

“Fools!” Their commander, large and built like Alvin the Treacherous, boomed, his black hair swinging at his neck as his hazel eyes beamed in hatred. “Stop being morons and kill! We have women to devour , remember?!” His voice oozed with power and annoyance. The said women in chains all gasped and desperately struggled in their restraints, the men holding the two ends grinning.

“Yeah hurry up! I’m starving !” One of them licked their lips as he yanked the chain forward, making the first women in line stumble forward. Instead of falling on him though, pale arms caught and steadied her, making the man frown, completely confused.

“Looks like a few pigs fled from their slaughter,” an airy yet deep voice growled, the wind making the voice travel throughout the village. Even the victims shivered where they stood as they all wondered the same thing: was this voice here to help, or make things worse? Judging by the words, they feared the latter.

The soldier who had tugged the women let go of the chain in shock as two large eyes peered at him from behind the captives – floating eyes without a body.

“Wh-who are you?!” He demanded an answer as he fumbled for his sword, failing to draw it. As if laughing at the display, a large toothful smile nearly blinded him with raw, animalistic fear. This voice had no face, only eyes and teeth. It was something straight out of nightmares!

Just as he let out a screech, the eyes and teeth lunged at him. Bystanders watched as the soldier disappeared in a cloudy fog. The women, fearing for their lives quickly ran with only one man holding their chains, easily ripping free themselves.

“Hey!” The soldier cried as he took a step to go after them just as excruciating pain shot through his stomach. The shock made him choke and spit up saliva, helpless as a hand jammed itself into the back of his neck, knocking him unconscious as a small blade swiftly slide across his throat.

No one saw the painless death. They only saw the soldier be swallowed up by a flurry of snow and fog.

At this point, some soldiers fled, fearing for their lives. Others, however, rose to the challenge. “Don’t stop! Not until every last one is dead!” The leader commanded. Chaos started to break out again, but the flurry of snow roared – like a dragon – in anger. The four men who thrust their swords to flesh had their lungs frozen. To the soldiers who grabbed and threw people to the ground in an effort to beat them, icicles pierced their windpipes.

While this went on, the flurry of snow, consisting of just eyes and teeth, lunged at the commander. He was met with a sword, to which was blocked by his own.

“So there is a man under this monster guise!” The large man laughed. “Oh I’ve heard a lot about you, Blackout, ” he grinned from cheek to cheek. The name itself send anger boiling through Jack as he pushed him away with his ice staff. “You were the best in the business, until you and your army disappeared-“

“Shut UP!” He screeched like a livid banishi, shooting ice at the commander. Being more observant and faster than the others, he quickly blocked them with his sword. “I’m not that man anymore!” He yelled as he lunged at the man. Quickly the commander blocked Jack with his sword, letting their weapons cross in an X formation.

“You’re not a different man, you’re just killing different people.” Dark blue pupils shrunk when he heard this, his heart nearly stopping. The commander wasn’t lying. He was still killing, he was still committing the ultimate sin. “You’re still the ruthless killer he created!” The weapons started leaning closer to the unfocused demigod.

He still hadn’t changed – he’d never be able to change. Once a killer, always a killer…

“Jack?!” A faint yet familiar voice broke through his vulnerable state. “Where are you?!”

Hiccup- that’s right, without him, Hiccup would be in Alvin’s hands. Without him, Berk might have collapsed over a hostage situation – or worse, a take over from information they managed to torture from the innocent boy.

Confidence and concentration flared within the demigod, making the commander getting both nervous and frustrated, no longer having the upper hand. “No, I have changed,” he barked, breaking the contact and striking the man on the back of the knees at full force. Crumbling to the ground, the commander howled in pain. Growling, Jack took his staff and shoved the butt of it into the man’s mouth, his eyes glossing over darkly. “I protect the innocent from scum like you .” Not even waiting for a response, Jack formed an icicle at the end of the staff and shot it into his throat.

Flailing in agonizing pain as the sharp ice both tore open his throat and choked him, Jack removed his staff. Ruthless, yes, but the commander and his soldiers had been too. They were all monsters...

��Jack!” Hiccup voiced in relief as the snow storm settled down, finally revealing the man, or rather demigod, behind the ice. The whole village was stunned, even those who were mourning their loved ones who didn’t make it.

Cautiously Hiccup walked up to Jack, looking around at all the dead soldiers. “Wow, you really had it under control, huh?” He laughed nervously, sheathing his own small blade, seeing that dark, haunting glint in his eyes. Honestly he was afraid, Jack had looked like a ruthless monster, but he swallowed the interfering emotion. Jack was no monster. “You even put the fires out.” When Jack gave him a death glare, the dragon whisperer noticed it didn’t quite reach his terrified eyes. This reminded him of when Jack saved him from Alvin’s army. He was probably afraid of what the people thought about him, and he had every right to be.

Turning to face the survivors, Hiccup could see the fear and anger coursing through each of them. The sight was frightening… poor Jack, he probably had to see this every time.

“A child of Loki!” Someone gasped. “No wonder we were attacked!”

“You cursed us!”

“You brought them to our home!”

“This is a trap!!”

Shaking his head, Hiccup stepped in front of Jack, trying to shield him from the people’s view. “Hey now, wait just a second,” he started, getting people’s attention as Toothless hid more deeply in the hood of his jacket. If they all saw a dragon, they’d really lose it. “This demigod just saved your LIVES. Did you not see the way he defeated the soldiers?”

“Oh we saw alright!” One of them said with a snarl.

“He came in like a monster - no, a demon - showing no mercy! I nearly had a heart attack!”

“Heart attack?! One of those icicles nearly stabbed me!”

“He pulled me into that cloud of smoke and tried to kill me!”

“Okay okay – ENOUGH!” Hiccup demanded in the loudest voice he could muster, managing to silence everyone. “Look, I know he scared you, but he was just trying to protect you. He only looked like a monster because he was beating the other monsters – the ones that attacked you. And that’s scary, trust me, I know. But Jack just saved me and my village today from the Outcasts. How many of you, with a show of hands, know the Outcasts?” The villagers all looked at each other as they mumbled things under their breaths, nearly every hand going up.

“Good, then you know how ruthless they are. I was, in fact, being dragged to Alvin himself when Jack stopped them.” This time Hiccup turned to the unsure demigod with a thankful smile, chuckling at the look of bewilderment on Jack’s face. “I wouldn’t be standing here today if it weren’t for him, and neither would my village. Though-“ his smile slowly fell as he looked back to the survivors. “We understand that you don’t feel comfortable with us staying. And that’s fine. We’ll be leaving now, but please, remember Jack for the good deeds he did, not for the fear in your hearts.” With one final smile, he turned back to Jack and nearly laughed at the completely dumbfounded expression he bore.

“What? Dragon got your tongue?” He merely smirked, though it fell as Jack simply just – collapsed. With a worried gasp he dashed over, rolling Jack on his back.

“Jack? Jack!? Can you hear me?!”

But it was no use. The demigod used too much power, going as far as exceeding his limit to both save the villagers and to sedate his anger. Even if the world was ending, even if an enemy was about to run him through, he would’ve fallen unconscious anyway.

Unlike usual, however, no dreams tormented him that night. They didn’t even haunt him. When he started to wake, it was to the sound of a crackling fire and the smell of freshly cooked meat. Confused, he opened his eyes and looked around, finding Hiccup staring blankly into the flames.

Memories of the fight and village came crumbling back, still stunning him. Hiccup was the first person to ever stand up for him. The first person that saw his deeds and didn’t let his view of Loki get to him. Hell, he even begged an entire village to look past his parentage and focus on the good deeds he did!

Sensing eyes, Hiccup turned and smiled upon seeing him awake. “Oh good, I was starting to think you were out for the count.”

Rolling his eyes, Jack forced himself to sit up, stretching out his arms. “How long have I been out?” The sound of logs moving in the fire made him flinch, afraid a lit log had started to roll away. Instead he saw Toothless , Hiccup’s small hunting dragon, laying in the middle of the camp fire. Honestly he knew he shouldn’t be surprised, but he had never seen a dragon do it before.

“A week,” Hiccup said as he popped a piece of meat into his mouth. Jack snapped his gaze back over to Hiccup, his whole face paling over in shock and horror.

“A WEEK? ! You’re lying!!”

“Of course I am,” Hiccup smirked, tossing him a slab of meat. The demigod nearly dropped it because of his stupor. “It’s been nearly two days.”

Only two days – that sounded about right. Whenever he used his powers to that extent, they normally exhausted him for a day or two.

“That’s what you get for leaving me behind.” Hiccup tore off another piece of meat and tossed it into his mouth bitterly.

The demigod though rolled his eyes, taking a bite of the food. “Oh yeah, like I was taking you on the battlefield-“

“Oh yeah, here,” he interrupted, picking up a full canteen filled with fresh water and throwing it at him as well. “They gave you your own personal canteen.”

Jack had to lean forward to catch it, Hiccup’s toss not the best. He couldn’t tell if the snarky auburnette did it on purpose or not. “They?”

“Yeah, the villagers you saved. After you collapsed, some of the kids brought some water while the lady I tended to came back. She vouched for us so they gave us supplies and I strapped them to your horse.”

There were so many things wrong with what Hiccup said. The first and foremost being that the villagers helped him . Normally when they learned of his parentage they treated him like someone with a highly contagious disease. Secondly, the only person his horse came up to was him . Maybe she came after seeing him collapse? That was more likely.

Then again… Hiccup had a way with people and creatures. It made him wonder if Hiccup was some kind of demigod too.

“Thank you,” was all Jack could muster, unable to think of how to respond properly. It hurt his pride, but he was so astounded he didn’t even care.

“You’re welcome,” Hiccup replied, a small, enduring smile folding on his lips. “I was only doing what I thought was right, so…” he sighed after that though, putting the meat down and leaning back on his hands to look up at the stars. “You’re still gonna take me back, huh?” His smile slowly faded.

Jack sighed as well, biting into the meat. Hiccup had to go back – he knew that. This world was too cruel for someone as special as him. They’d take his kindness, his gifts, and use him, then beat him into the ground until he lost everything, even his life.

Yet… even If he did take Hiccup back, there was no guaranteeing the kid would stay. He might just leave to pester him again or even go off on his own, which was even more dangerous. Besides… he was starting to like his company.

“What would be the point?” He said, dramatically sighing. “Even if I took you back you’d just run away again.” He looked back up at the stars, smiling softly. “You really impressed me today… But don’t come crying to me if you get yourself killed by sticking around.”

Hiccup beamed with so much happiness he could hardly contain it. “Thank you – gods you don’t know how much this means to me!” But the look of pure joy and happiness told Jack all. In Hiccup’s books, he was finally free. He could become anyone he wanted, he could do anything he wanted, even it was just learning more about people and dragons. But most of all, he could finally travel and see the world...

-----

“So you’re telling me,” Jack began as he rest his back against a tree, crossing his arms in disbelief as he watched Hiccup fiddle with the small and wild blue dragon. “That that Terrible Terror is going to deliver your letter to Berk?”

Hiccup couldn’t help the proud smirk that crossed his lips as he tightened the strings to the dragon’s leg. “Yep, we call it airmail back on Berk.”

“Airmail?” Jack rose his bushy eyebrows. “Punny.”

Hiccup merely rolled his eyes as he started to stand, the small dragon hopping on his arm. “My friend, Fishlegs and I, came up with the idea. You see, dragons are very territorial, they’ll always go back to a place, or person that means a lot to them.”

“But isn’t this just a wild Terror? It doesn’t even know Berk.” It was so hard to wrap his head around the idea, but he didn’t really question Hiccup. After all, he was the dragon expert.

“They have an incredible sense of direction, including direction of smell,” he said, though stopped, realizing that made no sense. “Look, all I know is that I give them a message, have them smell something that belongs to the receiver, and they go.” As soon as he uttered the command, the terrible terror took off, flying in the direction of Berk. Both watched the dragon fly into the rising sun, almost mesmerized by the sight.

“So... if I needed to find someone, I should use a Terrible Terror?” Jack asked as he pushed himself off the tree and headed over to Baby Tooth.

Seeing it was time to go, Hiccup followed suit. “The ideal dragon for that is a Rumblehorn. They can tack someone islands away - my dad has one.” Jack merely nodded, storing the information for later use as he mounted his horse. Hiccup was right behind him, though had a little trouble getting up due to the hibernating dragon in his front pocket. Being winter, it was the season where dragons went into hibernation. Toothless, being as stubborn as him, tried to avoid it. If Hiccup needed him he wanted to help. And if he ate, he wanted some food too. He couldn’t eat if he was doing long-term hibernation! So instead he took burst naps, some lasting up to six hours.

“Hopefully he doesn’t come looking for you then.” Jack said absentmindedly, to which Hiccup quickly shot him an annoyed glare.

“Yeah well, hopefully Gobber talked some sense into him because I’d rather avoid the reunion, for both our sakes.”

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They traveled all morning, passing no one on the trail they were on. For this area, that was highly disconcerting. Normally this road was teeming with merchants and traders from all around the world. His friends were quite handy, and famous, their town being one of the most wealthy and successful in the world. For it to be abandoned like this… something had to be wrong.

“You should show me some of your moves,” Hiccup interrupted his thoughts, Jack’s lips brushing into auburn strands as Hiccup rode in front of him on Baby Tooth. Hiccup might know how to ride a dragon, but Jack was scared someone might try to shoot them in the back. Cowardly, yes, but many assassins and mercenaries weren’t against it. He’d rather them hit their original target then Hiccup as collateral damage.

“And why should I do that?” He asked, taking in Hiccup’s smell. Unsurprisingly he smelled like fish and, if he wasn’t mistaken, fire and metal. There were a lot of blacksmith shops in Berk. He wondered if Hiccup worked in one.

The dragon whisperer merely rolled his eyes. “So I can learn more? I know how vikings fight, but our style might be outdated.”

Jack couldn’t suppress the small snicker that left his lips. Their fashion sense was old school, but he didn’t want to upset Hiccup. “Point taken,” he admitted. “Next time we stop, I’ll show you a few moves, okay?”

Pleased with the answer, Hiccup beamed, one hand gently touching his jacket’s pouch where Toothless slumbered. Instead of hibernating, the small hunting dragon slept in short bursts. The stubborn reptile wanted to be sure he could help Hiccup if things got out of hand; he also didn’t want to miss out on a meal.

As they traveled further into the forest, the more eerie it became. Less and less wildlife was spotted, even less dragons. Something told Hiccup that they weren’t just hibernating...

“What’s wrong?” Hiccup asked, feeling the demigod tense. Hiccup was very observant - Jack had to give him credit for that.

“The tracks on this road are old,” he said, his eyes and ears straining. Something wasn’t right here.

“And no birds,” Hiccup voiced out loud, as if reading Jack’s mind. “And barely any dragons.”

As impressed as he was, Jack remained silent, continuing to ride forward. They couldn’t risk panicking, not until he was sure-

Crunch- a tree branch cracked under someone’s or something’s foot about twenty to thirty feet away.

“Hiccup, as soon as I give the signal, hold onto Baby Tooth as tightly as you can.”

“What? Did you see something-” Jack rolled off the horse suddenly, clicking his tongue twice as he fell. “Wait-!” Hiccup cried, twisting his body around to face him but yelped as the horse ran. Instinctively his hands gripped the horse, cursing under his breath as he was, once again, taken away from the fight.

Bouncing up just as quickly as he hit the ground, Jack unsheathed his sword as four camouflaged men charged out of the forest, their own swords drawn.

“Don’t you know it’s not polite to ambush travelers?” He laughed as he knocked two swords to the side, kicking the third man under the belt and slamming his elbow into the fourth man’s face. Confidently the first two returned, both lunging at him from both Jack's left and right sides. With a giddy chuckle, Jack tucked and rolled forward, swiping his sword and tripping one. The other regrouped, but Jack was ready for him. He grabbed a handful of dirt and snow, throwing it in his face. With a cry, the man stumbled backwards, his now free hands rubbing at his eyes.

The sound of metal piercing the air made him gasp and quickly side step to the left, flipping his sword so the edge was behind him before he thrust it backwards. A large scream pierced the air as he felt his sword slide into flesh. Both hearing and seeing this, the one he elbowed and tripped stood, anger flaring in his eyes.

“You’ll pay for that!” One of them screeched as they both advanced, their swords ready to deliver a blow. Pulling his sword out of the man behind him, Jack kneeled on one leg and held his sword up, all three weapons clashing together. Terrifyingly enough, he stopped them a few mere inches above his head.

Talk about being too close for comfort.

The two men kept pushing down against his own sword, their combined strength far harder to manage than he originally thought.

That’s what Jack got for getting cocky.

“Get him!” One of them said as the one he blinded took up his sword and came running.

“There’s more of us you know,” the one he elbowed smirked, his now black eye squinting in dark glee. “Up ahead - archers and horsemen, Your little friend doesn’t stand a chance! And now you’re gonna die!”

Fear coursed through Jack, more fear than he anticipated. If there were just horsemen, he wouldn’t be that worried. He knew Hiccup could protect himself while Baby Tooth outran them. But against horsemen and archers? As observant as the Dragon Whisperer was, Jack doubted he could handle that many enemies on horseback, especially when there were archers involved.

Shit - he needed to get to Hiccup and Baby Tooth - fast.

Using all his strength, he threw the other two off as he parried the sword of the man who rushed him. Without wasting another breath, he twirled and sliced the man’s neck, not even watching him drop as he went forward, his staff forming in his hands.

The magic trick had both men startled, too dumbfounded to do anything as Jack used it like a staff, hitting the back of one of their knees. Frost crawled along the skin, resulting in frostbite as the man fell backwards with pained cries. He hit the other with the hilt of his sword in the head, making him instantly fall unconscious.

With the last two incapacitated, Jack took off running as fast as he could down the trail.

‘Please be safe!’

[perdidit-historia]

[ @eikyuuxparadise is about to meet chaos! ]

“Stew? Styew... Studio! Nyahaha!” Brows had been furrowed toward the silver plate upon the wall where several sets of Japanese characters were printed to indication various locations within the large building. Needless to say the individual who’d been staring at the plate had quite the trouble telling one character from another. Speaking Japanese language was one thing, memorizing all the characters was a whole other. There were just so many! How could you be expected to remember all of them!? Especially when they came in two forms! 

Well! That didn’t matter now! She’d figured out the hallway she’d needed to take and began a mad half dash half skip in that direction. Down this hallway and around the corner right? No problem!

“Found ittt!” Not that the studio was lost or could move in the first place, but she still ran. Smack bang into another who’d been coming from around a corner. Unfortunately it was the other who’d toppled backward from the impact, water bottles and towels they’d been carrying scattering all over the place.

Rather than pause to help the poor other girl up, the blonde only stared, seconds later a giggle escaping as she poked her tongue out. Attention back on the studio door, she appeared to take a deep breath before shoving it open with the loudest crash possible. Looks like she was going to ignore the other who’d finally gathered her things, got back up and began timidly exclaiming that you couldn’t just barge in there without a schedule or appointment.

“I found you! Sparkling orenji Akabee!” Having bounded into the studio whilst paying absolutely no care to just what people had been doing, fists landed on hips, chest puffing out. “After all this time I’ve finally come to claim you! Come! Rise!” Arms flew out, once again hitting the poor girl who’d entered behind her. “Hows that for incredibility!?”