#i entirely jest

[starsfromtoulon]

absolutely here for, and agree with, canonically/historically short-haired javert. BUT. the implication that hairstyles/fashion progressed over the period of his life and that he changed his hair to suit the fashions----you think this man is capable of change?? isn't that the entire point??

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[stealingyourbones]

I then proceeded to throw 10 different on the spot prompts at @bloggerspam in rapid succession. You cannot escape the WIPs >:)

[emotinalsupportturtle]

The magic mushrooms flying reindeer story from QI if anyone’s interested (I don’t seem to be able to reblog my previous post with video)

[humanfox030]

The Dog and the Dragon

[joejhang]

bro some of the aftg police gotta calm down and just let the characters (neil josten) be cunts.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

What are you excited for when the new Welcome Home update drops?

oh. literally Everything and Anything. to see how the site changes, to see all the neighbors again, for all the new things whatever they may be! Story Progression! Images! Words!

[it-came-autumnally]

throwing rubber hammers at him why did he make this his new personality

[appalesbian]

Aw hell yeah, Asami got past round one of the @wilcze-kudly Hottest Avatarverse Women tournament, you go baby girl, keep that win streak going!!🥳🚗

let’s see who she’s up against this round!

….

oh. oh dear god

how am I supposed to work the rest of the day. The unfairness of it all.

[joonary]

went to dap him up and he hugged me instead

[re-reclass]

Pour one out for your favorite NPC this season

[jestarcana]

@widdershyn-panda (from this post)

!!! Thank you so much! Lore is pretty much standard for Dark Urge background from BG3, but I'll try and expand a little 🤘

Their name is Calla, and they're a nonbinary drow druid (circle of spores) plagued by persistent migraines. They have comically low charisma, and they tend to come across as a tall, creepy guy with a "resting" stare (they also trance with their eyes open lmao). They fight like a tank/healer and have a pretty consistent self-sacrificing streak due to various reasons.

But that doesn't mean they're above mischief and bastardry! They do find joy in chaos, they'll happily instigate or go along with heists and bits, and they allow themselves to fully enjoy their insatiable bloodlust. They're just trying to keep it under control and make conscious decisions about it, which is the main thing.

[ikilledtvguygoddamnit]

is anyone gonna make a mcpriceley animatic to ‘tim i wish you were born a girl’ by ‘of montreal’ or will i have to do it myself

[rimouskis]

at the risk of sounding full of myself, I have always had a really, really good knack for catching people/things/media items that are on the way up. like picking up musical artists when they're small, getting into media pieces that are niche but then blow up, etc. etc. and spotify just keeps reinforcing that because the bands I see and their openers keep making it onto more tastemaker playlists... I Am A Tastemaker...

[romanceyourdemons]

it’s kind of interesting to me that one of the biggest cliches in slasher film is that when you have sex the narrative arbitrarily marks you for death, when in a lot of genre-defining films (eg psycho (1960), black christmas (1974), halloween (1978), friday the 13th (1980)) there’s a painstakingly defined diegetic reason why it’s the sexually active characters who are targeted

[aloyiouis]

ryoji mochizuki is a fear and hunger character placed randomly in a persona game