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Ok, I've now written two self indulgent self insert fanfics (loosely for EPIC but like a modern au...). Now the question is, do I post them?
Does my need for validation outweigh my self-consciousness?
#warcats rambles#epic x reader#epic hermes#hermes x reader#epic hermes x reader#do i let them see the light#or do i lock them in the folder#with the fandom who shall not be named#i edited them to be gender neutral#one is overly angsty#the other very fluffy#technically they can be independent of each other#reaching out to the x reader community#to see if there is interest#because the x reader blog i have been following#x hermes doesnt seem very popular#so we'll see i guess#also posting this at midnight#to give it the least opportunity to be seen by my followers đ
#that lady tag is /j i promise#feel free to weigh in in the comments#if you made it this far#thanks
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âAt least I think I doâ
OK KO: Professor Venomous + âHow to Be a Heartbreakerâ by MARINA
#sliced bread#bread stuff#100#ok ko#carol kincaid#professor venomous#laserblast#ok ko letâs be heroes#silver spark#ok ko edit#ok ko spoilers#ok ko gifs#tvedit#filmtv#marina and the diamonds#animationsdaily#animationsource#animationedit#cartoonedit#dailyflicks#animatededit#cartoon network#sorry to butcher your lyrics ms. marina#i tried to make them gender neutral but i know that defeats the point of the song#and sorry this post is a mile long i didn't really want to split it up#why didn't i just make it a video? you tell me#font is hoss round
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consider: a monster boyz movie, but it's... a romance?
#ts4#simblr#ts4 edit#ts4 render#sims 4#blood tw#myedits#mb#teeth#red#i've had this dumb idea rolling around in my head that monster dhes has to be kept on a leash at all times#or else he'll wander off & get lost or get into trouble#also i have been thinking#we should have a simblr-wide apocalypse#everyone's sims & OCs become monster boys (gender neutral ofc)#or just get put in the MB universe#(survivalists? eaten by monster boys?? monster boy hunters???)#however the problem is that so far#there is no universe#i have approximately zero lore for them aside from. evil man-eating monsters that live in a hut in the woods on a post-apocalyptic earth#& i guess the leash thing#but that's not canon#i just think it's funny#i am picturing one of those toddler backpack leashes just btw
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got around to playing A Tale of Two Frostvals and it gave me Reset Feelings so naturally I had to make some little edits of how the timeline merging would affect Ravyn. Mechquest uniforms you will always be famous to me.
#cysero's robes fusing with sys-zero's outfit... ngl he did kinda eat with that#and beardy warlic's return is truly magnificent. he deserves to have the facial hair of his dreams#sys-zero's face on cysero's body was max levels of cursed though. 0/10 put him back#and celestia was just. ouch.#anyway I may or may not have finally dragged myself through winning passion and peace in the inn just to make this edit easier#and it honestly makes me want to do more more edits to make something closer to the canon ravyn looks I have in my head#dragonfable#hero dragonfable#oc: ravyn#ali plays ae#late nights with ali#df ravyn is good but mq ravyn is my babygirl (gender neutral) and I miss them
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post oc lore king/queen !!
đ I don't really have lore tbh, mostly vibes. Everything is too underdeveloped for lore
I have vague ideas of what I want my ocs to be.
For example, I want to put these guys in a 'time travel' kinda situation, where a murder takes place (that phone guy, who was the only one who knew how to help them get back in their time).
The only thing worse than their designs are the names
#these are old pictures. I technically have reference sheets of them but they are at my house. if I remember I'll post them wg#*when I get back (cut myself there oops)#ask#anonymous#art#traditional art#oc#original character#Cay#Tor#amazing names not at all lazy or uncreative#some 'lore'. since Tor is based on a more modern piece of technology he is too out of place in the story#this really is a problem for them because they don't want to attract unwanted attention so Cay haves to be the 'leader' of the situation#this whole thing cane from me thinking of the plot twist in the end. so I'll probably never actually flesh the story out#it'll live in my head forever#but I will try to flesh Cay and Tor out#I was also thinking of giving Cay a bow tie instead of a regular tie. we'll see#the phone guy doesn't have a name yet#btw I'll probably draw more of that other new oc (the human with no name) and Trime#âkingâ âqueenâ nah. more like. more like âMonarchâ#although in my head both queen and king are gender neutral somehow. like grandma and grandpa and dad etc#edit: I just saw 'haves' instead of 'has' because autocorect doesn't work on the tags for some reason (I changed the sentence midway through#I swear I know how to English)
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average child of cainâs personal tumblr blog: *gorgeous regional gothic photography* *gorgeous regional gothic photography* *men* *religious trauma post* *gorgeous regional gothic photography* *religious trauma post* *gay sex* *religious trauma post* *gorgeous regional gothic photography*
#evidence of life#daughters of cain#children of cain#preacherâs daughter#ethel cain#this for the baddies who arenât 15 yo old pintrest users i see a lot of ec posts for them but some of us are grown traumatized and like dick#this is about the adult faggot ethel cain fans we deserve to be represented and to have a chance to be annoying fangirlies gender neutral 2#donât derail <3#she was so right when she said this i am she#editing the original to have her post in it <3#MDNI
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Do any of your June of Doom prompts share the same storyline?
All of them, actually.
I like to keep unnamed writing separate from main, but all scenes are taken from the same novel.
#ask#eatyourdamnpears#it's easier to focus on editing in 100 word bits#so turning them into drabbles was a nice practice to get over a writing dump#as for the blog#what can i say#sometimes a girl (gender neutral) needs a place to indulge in bloodlust
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if the dub of the [redacted] anime had localised the names tooâ
#this is the single worst thing iâve ever made and iâm counting my early dai editsâ#koichiroâs name was originally âkokonutâ but i decided against it bc y o l o#i have reasons for all of these i swear!!!!!!!#but hiyokoâs is hermione bc it contains all the letters of âheroineâ and nagisaâs is ânaomiâ bc itâs a girly enough gender neutral name lol#kuro is cheshire bc câmon yâall know dubs like to screw around with names to make localised jokes and stuffâ#as for âthe fake localised ver of âchuutanâ⌠i couldnât decide between the obvious option of âcherryâ and the not-so obvious âtulipâ#��cherryâ bc of the âchâ. âtulipâ bc⌠yk⌠âkiSS ME CHUCHUCHUCHU CHULIP (tulip)ââ#man i havenât thought about imascg in y e a r s. tulip slapped real hard though. as did love destiny. but e h this post isnât about themâ#90% of the last names came from an online generator⌠and so did 60% of the first names tbh#and y e s i made this for my self-amusement how did you guess~? âăďźăăâďź#ćBODY ONCE TOLD MEâ#shibakentucky fried chicken#koâdaiâly shitpost of the day#misc. saltaro saltppenings#fedora throttle4#the dude from gamushara#âdaiâly shitpost of the day
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Every International Women's Day, you will find that progressive publications publish their manditory IWD article about how we should focus more on women in the global south and yet we can't because upper class white women have their pink cupcakes and their CEO jobs exploiting the working woman by being customers and crying about Barbie not getting an Oscar nomination. I always read it and think....I have really good news for you, journalist writing this, about what you could do with the article you're being paid to write!!
#IWD#honestly where is the sport in these tired rhetorical touchstones-pink cupcakes or pussy hats- it's tired#and fyi everyone i saw talking about the barbie movie oscars thing was clearly not being fully serious/serious at all#i am not clear how wealthy women in particular are exploiting people by being customers-#IWD isn't a public holiday that the low paid still have to work#anyway look class disparity is really important to talk about and CEOs as a concept are not value neutral#but women being CEOs not just men is value neutral- as in it's not worse when women do it#i just get tired of the same point being made every year and them never doing the thing they could be doing- spotlight global south women#i really feel strongly that people only like doing this if they can make snarky tweetable points- for it's own sake it's nothing to them#if you read the guardian's IWD article i'm sure my examples seem very familiar!#I recommend 'feminism and nationalism in the third world' by kumari jayawardena#it covers the history of activism thought and gendered struggle of women in specific asian and middle eastern countries#it's a dense and very factual read- definitely not a snarky tweets book#though my edition has a foreword addressed to western feminists that's the only area it even slightly overlaps with that kind of book#oh yeah forgot to say it only goes up to the 1980s (was originally published in '86)#but it's sooo interesting to see the tension between nationalism and anticolonialism and women's liberation laid out#and how the different classes of women experienced it differently
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I have made
the rough
of an improv card game
#It's late and I'm feeling impulsive it's fine#My subconsious offered a story-driven randomized roleplay game in a dream last night#The dream version was obviously fancier but for a rough draft it is cute as fuck#Made with two pieces of paper (I just realized I can make more cards from the scrap of one of them heeheehoohoo)#I've made the board and 12 cards as the starter pack and they're all adorable#The board is just a simple L-shaped grid with seven spaces - the dream version had something close to double that#I think making it modular/with expansions similar to card packs (lol) would make it infinitely replayable and expandable#Not that a longer game with more players would necessarily be more fun but it's still something you could do! Lol#Recommended number of players on the current model is 3+ with one of the players acting as the GM#The full version is also 3+ but with a little more wiggle room for early game - I think it could comfortably host 5+ including the GM?#Anyway the plot is a whodunit where the third player (including the GM) plays as the murderer - their goal is to get away with the murder#While the other players' goal is to find out who did it and why and then apprehend the criminal#It's not as set in stone as Clue - like there's no murder weapons or necessary locations - all that part is improv#The cards are all either Character or Location cards - Characters are easy to understand archetypes that the player has to embody#But depending on the order players draw cards determines what role they play in the story - so say they pull the Mad Scientist card#If they pull first then the Mad Scientist is the host of the party that the murder occurs at - if they pull second then the Scientist dies#And so on#So anyway I finished all the art for the Characters (9) and Locations (3) and they're all adorable I love them#I tried to make most of them gender neutral or at least open to interpretation but a couple of them lean a bit more one way#It'd be silly but the idea of special edition cards with alternate art to lessen the disappointment of getting a double sounds fun haha#Anyway - I'm gonna see if I can playtest it tomorrow :)
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what if i told u i got art of Jejuneâs ancestor (the one w/ the gemstone eyes) but the artist gave them tits on accident and didnât have time to make edits? would u ignore the titties for me?
#no shade to the artist ofc stuff happens and they just didnt have time to make edits but also sir (gender neutral) those aren't supposed to#be there.. where'd u get those#they're also missing their jewelry but that's much more minor#ANYWAY i ask bc i want to share the pretty art but i dont want the perception of them to be incorrect yk what i mean?#this feels silly but ive been on an axiety high all day#wren speaks#ooc
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Fichi secchi
Forgive me, I have no idea if this is in character at all. Actually Iâm pretty sure it isnât. Itâs based loosely on a story my grandmother told me about my own family when they were immigrating. Supposedly my great-great-grandmother really did try to smuggle a bunch of stuff into the U.S. and did get detained for many hours, and they still didnât get the figs, and somehow I turned that into a 3000 word Ita-siblings fic
also I did maybe an hour of historical research tops for this please donât base any of your understanding of the early 1900s immigration process on this, second also I implied the Roman gods actually existed just roll with it
There was excitement all around her as they finally sailed past the famed statue. Ten days of sailing was practically nothing for someone like her, but there were many human families traveling on the boat, and their relief was palpable. She watched mothers and fathers comforting their seasick children, promising that it would be over soon.Â
Almost everyone on the boat had come out to see Libertas in her patinaed glory. They ooh-ed and ahh-ed, and told their children how she was a Roman goddess. Felicia was a little less impressed, but she remembered the real thing. Even Francois wasnât old enough for that. His design felt like a cheap imitation. She wouldâve told him so if heâd bothered to ask her, but he also wouldâve cried about it. Thatâs probably why he didnât.
She smiled fondly when she saw her anyway, if only because she could feel her people around her celebrating in their hearts.
She still hadnât decided if she wanted to see America (the personification) on this trip. They had been cordial in the past, but they didnât often have a reason to speak to each other, and some of the things sheâd heard in the last couple of decades concerned her. Whether or not he was really trustworthy mattered a lot more now, when she and her brother had only just been united, and suddenly Romano ran off to live with somebody else. Someone only a couple hundred years old. Someone they hardly knew besides the stories other European nations told about him. The ones that made him sound more like a myth. Felicia was too old to fall for the positive ones, and Italy was not powerful enough to ignore the bad ones.
At least she didnât have to decide yet. Sheâd made it clear to her brother that she wanted the first night of her visit to be for family. The rumors about Americaâs appetite she found completely believable. She wouldnât have a problem with that under any other circumstances, but she didnât want to share the gifts she was bringing for Romano. They were small enough as it was. There were limits to what she could hide in her skirts.
The size of the items, that is. Not the number of them.
As they pulled into the docks and the inspection officers came aboard she smiled more widely. Her skirts were heavy, as heavy as her whole suitcase. The more she thought about it the more she realized how tired her legs were. Now that the path to land, and her brother who she could cajole into carrying her things for her, was visible, she was as eager to get off the steamer as everyone else.Â
While they were being split into different lines she searched along the docks. Romano had a habit of being late. Felicia did too, but she didnât decide when the boat arrived. If she was forced to be on time, her brother should be too. A little bit, she hoped that he would want to be. That he had also missed her, maybe.
The line moved forward. She kept looking, eyes bouncing more rapidly between people in the crowd that had come to greet their ship, untilâ
âPapers, miss?â
She turns to the two men in front of her. One of them is young, barely 18 looking. The other is middle-aged, in that hazy portion of a humanâs lifespan where nations as old as Italy have a hard time telling their age. Theyâve seen too many humans look too different at the same time. After a point, she doesnât trust anything about their aging to be consistent, âOh, Iâm not here to stay, only to visit my brother.â
Their expectant faces donât change, âWe still need to see your papers, miss, for the record,â one of them holds out a gloved hand.
She doesnât even bother to hide her eye roll, âI miss the days you could row your boat anywhere, and if anyone was waiting for you on the beach you could just stab them,â she grumbles as she digs through her belongings.
She doesnât wait to see how the humans react to her words. She misses the look the young one sends the other man, and how the other man shakes his head. Donât ask, his face says. The younger one accepts this. They both shake their heads, mystified.
Women, the young one thinks to himself.
Catholics, the older one thinks at the same time.
âAha!â Felicia exclaims, and straightens, clutching the piece of paper her government had given her specifically for this journey. She hands it to them, triumphant. The young one brings out a notebook.Â
âAnd you said you were here to visit your brother?â
âThatâs right.â
âWhatâs his name?â
âRomano Vargas.â (it was last time we spoke)
âWhere does he live?â
âHere in New York City.â (More or less)
âWell,â the older man turns to the younger one, âthatâs all the questions I can remember. Did we miss anything, Junior?â
Felicia puts on the sweetest face she knows when Junior glances at her. It makes him blush, âI, no, not that I can think of, Mr. Miller sir.â
Mr. Miller seems highly amused by Juniorâs embarrassment, which Felicia is thankful for. The less attention on her, the sooner she can leave, and the less likely theyâll be to find the goodies sheâs smuggling into the country.
âAlright then,â Mr. Miller turns to Felicia, and she makes sure to smile as brightly as she can, âit seems youâre free to go, miss,â he emphasizes with a pointed look towards Junior and a distracted tip of his hat in her direction. She nods back politely, relieved, Iâm so close.
She reaches down to pick up her suitcaseâ
Clunk
Something shifts in her skirts. She can feel a bottle swing against her knee before knocking against the deck.
There is activity all around them, but absurdly the noise seems to echo. Junior and Mr. Miller look at her questioningly. She makes the mistake of freezing, too. Now thereâs no way to pretend the noise didnât come from her.
She lowers her face again. Curls of her hair partially obscure her eyes.Â
âUm,â she says, worrying at her lip, âit's, this is embarrassing,â she canât meet their eyes, âI have a wooden leg, you see, sirs. There was an accident when I was young,â the noise didnât sound like a wooden leg on a wooden deck, anyone with enough experience would be able to tell. Hopefully they wonât have that experience.Â
She glances up to see them pitying her.
Mr. Miller sighs deeply, âSo thatâs why a young lady as beautiful as you is still unmarried, the world is so cruel sometimes.â Junior looks heartbroken.Â
She nods along. Pretends to hide her face some more in shame. Her mind is made up now. She is going to see America on this trip, and when she does, sheâs going to slap him.Â
Thatâs the last thought she has before she straightens up, and the sack of pistachios she had hidden in a false pocket in the third layer of her skirt spills out onto the deck beneath her. It attracts the attention of other officers on the deck, but not enough to draw them over.
Out of all of them only Junior seems genuinely surprised. Mr. Miller just pinches his nose, mutters something about âwhy is it always the pistachios? Iâm allergic to pistachiosâ before grabbing Feliciaâs suitcase and marching down the gangplank, convinced that she has no choice but to follow him now that he has all her belongings.
Junior doesnât even move. His face is pale. His eyes are painfully wide. Felicia shoves as many of the loose nuts as she can in her pockets, then turns to him with concern.
âWhatâs the big idea? You look like you just watched me give birth live on deck,â she huffs.
âDid you??â is his incredulous response.Â
Sheâs going to slap America twice.
She sees her brother for the first time at the end of the gangplank. She greets him from a distance with a huge grin, and he crosses his arms with the usual grumpy pout, no doubt expecting her to run and hug him, and heâll pretend not to like it. Thatâs what they usually do. Sometimes she even believes he really isnât happy to see her.
Moments like these ease her fear, as Mr. Miller blows a sharp whistle to tell her to keep moving. Romanoâs grumpy face is replaced with actual confusion as she points, and then turns in the opposite direction from him.
There is a small building down the dock that Mr. Miller is waiting at. It isnât until they are inside, down the hall, and into a different office that she thinks to throw any of the things in her pockets to her brother, before they get confiscated. She had carried them on her person for a full week, had modified all of her clothes to have hidden pockets for everything that made her homesick when she left Italy, but when it counted the most she let it slip through her fingers. The pile of things they discover grows, and the feeling of failure with it.
It takes two whole hours for them to search her luggage and her clothing. The pistachios they take. The bottle of olive oil and the olives they take. The Marsala wine and marzipan and ceramic pine cone sheâd visited Sicily to get, they take. The soppressata they take.Â
Sheâs most distressed when they discover the bottles of sambuca sheâd kept in a false compartment in her suitcase. She had to get Ludwigâs help designing it, and to do that she had to find a ânot-smugglingâ reason why she wanted a hidden compartment. She had to lie to her friend and tell him she was embarrassed about the inspection officers seeing her underwear, and now she didnât even get to give the sambuca to her brother.
It takes another two hours for them to question her.
She wants to find the indignation to vow to slap America three times, but at this point sheâs just tired.Â
Romano is sitting, leaning against the building when she finally makes it out. He jumps up when he sees her.
âFelicia! Are you okay?â he asks frantically. His hands clutch her shoulders tightly as he looks her over, âDid they hurt you? I swear if they hurt youââ
She waves a tired arm, heavy carrying the thick coat she brought to protect her during the journey over the ocean. âIâm fine, fratello,â she manages to smile a little too, something sheâs proud of, âjust take me to wherever youâre staying, I want to put all this stuff down finally.â
Her brother doesnât look convinced, but itâs useless to argue with her. She holds out her coat in an obvious manner.
âThis is when youâre supposed to offer to carry my things for me,â she teases.
Romano narrows his eyes at her, and grabs her suitcase instead. Which is fine. They both know thatâs what Felicia was asking for. Romano just likes to be contrary.
âSo,â Romano begins on the walk over, âI know you said you wanted tonight to be family only,â
âI donât like where this is goingâŚ,â Felicia warns.
Romano waves a dismissive hand at her, âDonât worry about that, I didnât invite Alfredo.âÂ
Felicia blinks. She hasnât heard Romano use Americaâs human name before.
He continues, shrugging sheepishly, oblivious to her surprise, âbut I figured we have more family than just the two of usâŚâ
Romano stops suddenly and walks up the steps to a building on their right. Itâs plain bricks, with the fire escapes slinking down the side like many of the other buildings sheâs seen so far. It doesnât particularly stand out in the landscape, but then Romano turns to her, and the smile he has on his face is so sweet, and so rare. If this place makes her brother so happy, then she loves it a little already.
âItâs nice to see you again, sisâ he says, before he throws open the door.
Inside is warm, and full of life. Felicia immediately smells at least five different things cooking. There must be twenty or more people talking, drinking, moving in and out of the kitchen, as Romano raises his voice to full volume.
âHEY!â
When everyone turns to them Felicia suddenly realizes. The humans all have tears in their eyes, as though she was their sister, too. They couldnât possibly know why they feel that way about her, but she does. She knows. There are tears in her eyes too.
âI told you my sister was coming!â Romano puffs up proudly, and the room bursts into another flurry of activity. People come up to hug both of them. Everyone is speaking and smiling and laughing.
âYou took so long, we thought you got lost!â
âItâs good youâre back, youâre just in time actually!â
âAnd why didnât you tell us she was so pretty?â
âI told you she has a boyfriend, Antony,â Romano says.
âYeah, an I got a wife,â Antony shoots back automatically, âdonât mean your sister ainât cute.â He spreads his arms wide to demonstrate his innocence.
Small talk continues from there. Howâs your wife did that cousin ever find a job my nephew has a new girlfriend âbut heâs embarrassed to tell his parents, isnât that adorable?â Aunt Giana smiles at everyone squeezed in around the too small table.
Thereâs food from all over Italy, and so much of it there isnât room for their plates anymore. They have to balance them in their laps as they eat. It is then that Felicia relays the story of her morning. The things she had planned on bringing as gifts. How many pockets she had sown into her clothes to hide things (18). They laugh along at her deception, they boo Mr. Miller and Junior when she is found out.
âProtestants,â cousin Sofia rolls her eyes, her twin sister Claudia nodding along, âwhoever heard of a little cured meat hurting anybody?âÂ
âWellll, I can think of some meatsâŚ,â Claudia pauses significantly, and laughs when her sister swings an elbow at her in retaliation.
Everyone is stuffed by the time dessert rolls around, but the atmosphere is comfortable. This feels like the most sheâs ever seen Romano smile. Felicia is usually a happy person. Itâs not difficult for her to find things to be grateful for.Â
But some kinds of happiness are transcendent.Â
While their human companions are distracted by some other in-joke, she leans towards him, voice low to avoid prying ears. There are a million things she thinks about asking. Is this why you left? Were you lonely at home, even with me? Is there any hope youâll come back soon?
In the end, she decides against all of them.
She wraps an arm around Romano in a half hug, the kind thatâs open and affectionate. âWe should do this more often,â is all she says.
Romano doesnât lean away, and she knows he agrees.
They sit like this for a moment, absorbing the atmosphere in the room. The bonds of love they can feel between and for their people. When Felicia does pull away, it is only so she can announce one last surprise.
âAnyway!â she interrupts the room. Romano looks up at her, confused. She grins. Itâs not the gift she wouldâve picked, if sheâd known she could only have one, but it could have been worse too.
âI know I told you all that they confiscated the gifts I wanted to bring you, butâ she holds out a hand, and everyone leans in with anticipation, waiting as she roots around in the mess of fabric sheâs wearing for her contraband.
âTHEY DIDNâT GET ALL OF IT!â She holds up the small bag of dried figs as triumphantly as Libertas holds up her torch.Â
Everyone cheers with excitement. Itâs not much for all of them to share, but theyâll make due anyway. Someone grabs a plate and a knife to cut them up. Someone else brings out the wine, the kind they save for only the most special occasions.Â
It was the best half of a dried fig sheâs ever had.
Omake:
"Youâre sure youâre okay?â Romano asks again later, while they are sitting out on the fire escape.
âSi si,â she says, âthose guys are very bad at their jobs. They didnât even notice I have a dick.â She turns to her brother, grinning widely.
Romano leans against the fire escapeâs railing and raises an eyebrow, âOh? Iâll tell Alfredo they deserve a raise then.â
Felicia throws her head back and laughs. Nobody passing on the streets below even glances in their direction.
âHey, do you think heâd be able to get that stuff back?â
âMaybe?â Romano holds out his hands, âIf they havenât thrown it away. But even then heâd have to go get it himself, and by the time he comes back heâll have sampled all of it.â In the dark its hard to read his expression, but Felicia doesnât hear the bitterness she would expect from him in those words.
Sheâs feeling warm enough from wine and figs that her own response is fonder than she intends it too, âWill you let him know if he eats any of it on the way over, Iâll slap him three times instead of two?â
Romano doesnât miss a beat hearing that his sister already has two reasons to slap his new boss-friend-roommate-possiblylover-thing, âI will, but heâll just sayââ Romano imitates America by standing up straighter and smiling with all his teeth âââseems fair, I accept your termsâ and do it anyway.â
Felicia stands up straighter herself. The wide smile is less unnatural on her face, âSeems fair, I accept these terms,â she gets a snort from Romano in return.
âYou just want your salami back,â he says before he really thinks about the words coming out of his mouth. Itâs a struggle, but Felicia holds out on laughing until she sees the realization appear on her brotherâs face.
âThe soppressata! I mean the soppressata!â he backpedals, as Felicia bursts into uncontrollable laughter.
#hws south italy#hws romano#hws north italy#can you tag it itabros if one of them is a sister now?#its itabros gender neutral?#idk#my writing#the idea came to me this morning#I did not edit this very much#hinted romerica too#but Al doesn't actually appear in this fic so I'm not tagging it#tw ableism#tw misogyny#tw xenophobia#lots of casual bigotries cause of the time period but its still pretty light overall
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The world is so unkind to goth people. Trying to buy a new sweatshirt for my university and thereâs not so much as a dark gray
#found an alumni hoodie in light gray I might settle for#and might just get a maroon sweater or hoodie too#Im just lucky I went to a school where Iâm willing to wear one of the colors and not like j of m where my choices are blue or yellowđ¤˘#not to be Wednesday Addams but everything sheâs ever said about color is correct#edit: went into the mens section and their options are so much better!!!#and some of them are modeled by WOMEN!!!!#Im so sick of unnecessarily gendered clothing#hoodies and tshirts are gender neutral I stg
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So just for fun, I added my own variation on these flags! I lost the op who made the footprint designs, so if anyone remembers, tag them and ill add them in!
I just made those flags have seven stripes instead of six and made them fluffy like their original animals!
Swan:
Fox:
Stag:
And a combo flag for when your presentation changes!
ALT VER FOX/SWAN/STAG
I know Iâve been doing a lot of fox/swan/stag content lately but I really wanted to redesign these again just in a way that stands out from the originals nonbinary-culture made, so I made one more version, just for fun!
Definitions
Swan = a nonbinary person who queers and subverts femininity in a distinct nonbinary way while rejecting cisnormative ideas of what it means to be feminine and rejecting binary concepts of gender
Fox = a nonbinary person who presents themselves outside the gender binary, and rejects binary concepts of gender presentation
Stag = a nonbinary person who queers and subverts masculinity in a distinctly nonbinary way while rejecting cisnormative ideas of what masculinity means and rejecting binary concepts of gender
original flags by @nonbinary-culture
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NSFW Alphabet: Wolverine
a/n: I was excited to write a nsfw version of this because his character was surprisingly fun and easy to write for this. I like Logan because you can really be flexible with how he is in bed. It all depends on preference and writer ofc, but still it was fun to write. Wrote mostly gender neutral, on parts where body is described, I wrote for afab and amab. Not edited please ignore mistakes ty <3
18+ under the cut. MDNI.
A = Aftercare (what theyâre like after sex):
Aftercare king.
He knows just what to do, especially since sex with him is normally pretty rough and crazy. He leaves you a mess under him and you're barely able to walk. "Atta girl/boy, princess/prince, up you come." he grabs hold of you and lifts you up, carrying you to the bathroom to get you all clean.
He's a messy partner so you need a shower to get all the sex off you. He leaves you alone to do anything you need privately, but otherwise he's helping you maintain your balance in the shower and drying off.
You're in such a dazed state, you feel dizzy and lightheaded, still a little loopy. He will get you back to bed and lay you down, feeling pride and satisfaction within himself at how he could bring you to such a state. Only he could do that to you.
He will hold you close to him, you feel cold now, his body will warm you up. He likes skin to skin, so unless you want a shirt, he won't dress you so he can feel your softer skin against his own.
The praise he gives you makes you feel so special and worth so much, it helps when you come down from your high, knowing he was satisfied and loved every moment of the act.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs):
I don't think he really has a favorite part of his partner, but I will die on the hill that he likes his partners a little chunky. He loves to grab onto you, he likes how he can manhandle you without worry of hurting you.
Those plush hips and belly drive him insane. If you are afab, your ass draws his hand in every single time and he loves to smack and grab it. If you are amab, he will grab onto your thighs or soft, relaxed chest muscles and squeeze them. Both afab and amab, his hands come around from behind and gently knead your belly.
Logan is a dude so on himself...he holds his manhood very high, and for good reason.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):
Filthy.
He gets that shit all over the place and he loves it.
He loves marking you inside and out. He loves shooting his spunk on your body just as much but something about releasing inside you makes him somehow cum harder and with more.
He's not that bad taste wise, I mean cum doesn't taste great, but he's not bad. Not too bitter, not too salty, but his cum is thick. And when he does climax, he cums a LOT.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):
Logan, being a primal mutant, loves scents. It's one of the things that he relies on a lot, and your scent is intoxicating. He steals some of your clothes and smells them, or sometimes he will dive into your crotch and inhale you.
Not exactly dirty, but Logan secretly likes when you scratch his head or mess with his hair after sex. He likes to keep himself up as a tough guy most of the time but when you wind down, even if he's the one holding you, he sometimes scoots down enough to let you play with his hair.
He will move his head where he wants your hand to scratch and leans into it when you reach that sweet spot.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?):
He's over 200 years old, he's got experience.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):
Literally anything where he can watch you mewl and moan for him.
He also likes from behind or positions where he can watch his cock sink into you with each thrust.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):
Logan isn't goofy but he also isn't serious. He's open to messing around and with tossing, turning, all sorts of play, it's not going to be serious 100% of the time.
He will chuckle and tease, sometimes funny noises are made, that's just how it is, and you both will laugh a little...but then you get back to it because who can resist?
Sometimes he will play fight you, wrestle you down to the bed and hold you there, with ease, and he smirks down at you trying to overpower him. It's a fun way to rile him up for sex and he enjoys it quite a bit.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):
Logan is hairy, but not insanely so. I think below he is pretty crazy but he trims it down enough once you two get more intimate. Though he thought it was funny watching you spit out his pubes.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):
He can be romantic but he is more passionate than anything. He likes to make sure you feel good, and he loves doing it. Once he gets you feeling good, he gets a little more rough and tells you what he likes without shame.
He's very forward, and his communication in the bedroom is immaculate. You wished he were like that outside of the bedroom sometimes, because there's no hesitation, no secrets, he's fully confident and tells you exactly what he wants.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):
Sometimes he masturbates, sometimes he doesn't. It all depends on how horny he is in the moment.
He'll fist his cock to the thought of you, or since he likes your scent a lot, he will practically inhale your underwear and jerk himself until he cums all over his hand.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):
Logan...he's kinky as hell.
Dom/sub dynamics drive him up the wall. He loves being in control, manhandling you, having you listen to what he says without fail.
Slight primal play would be up his alley. The playful wrestling and fighting gets him going and he likes to bite and mark you up during sex. Almost looking like an animal attacked you, but no, it was just Logan marking you as his.
Dirty talk king. He is so brazen with his language, whispering it into your ear as he pounds your poor, swollen hole full of another load.
Praise, praise, praise! He loves to praise you and how good you take his thick cock inside you.
Overstimulation/denial, he loves the control. He often makes you cum multiple times before even penetrating you just to hear you cry and whimper for him.
Maybe a slight breeding kink, since he loves the idea of filling you up to the brim with his thick cum, (this goes regardless of afab or amab), he's going to fill you up regardless if it's biologically possible to impregnate you or not. It's just for fantasy anyway.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do):
He will do it anywhere he feels like. He doesn't care who sees. You're his and he likes everyone around you to know it.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):
I love that most everyone agrees that wearing his clothes makes him fucking feral. He would lose it seeing you in a shirt of his...or maybe even naked and only wearing a flannel. Slowly unclasping each button to make him growl and almost rip the damn thing off you.
N = No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs):
He'd never want to hurt you. There are things he likes that might harm you but he doesn't actually want to cause you harm.
He can be rough and he doesn't want to actually hurt you. A spank or choking just enough to get you dizzy is about as far as he would go. Logan would never intentionally try to harm you, especially during something as intimate as sex.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):
He has a hard time picking what he likes better. He loves diving between your legs and lapping you. But he also loves to see you choke around his thick cock.
Logan loves the dirtiness of it, his dick in your throat and watching you try your best to please him. He loves seeing you choke and gag on him, your face gets so sloppy with spit and cum, it makes him more crazy in bed when he's fucking you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):
With Logan it can be 50/50. He can be rough and hard, or slower and passionate. Most of the time he is ensuring you cum multiple times, and then he fucks you into the bed while you cry around his cock. Then, he gives you another orgasm, he cums, and the cycle repeats until you literally can't take it anymore.
Then he cleans you up and makes sure you know how good you were for him. You'll have trouble walking for a few days.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):
He's down for a quickie, he can make you cum fast when he wants to. However he does prefer to make you whine and beg instead of giving you a solid, quick orgasm unless you really need it.
Sometimes he needs a quick one too, so a fast blowjob helps. But again, he likes to take his time rather than rush it.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):
He takes plenty of risks. He loves to test the waters with you and experiment with all sorts of things. He's down to try almost anything.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):
His mutation allows him to have enhanced stamina so be prepared for that.
He can go for literal hours and not be tired at all. His mutation also allows his refectory period to be very short. So...you will be filled to the brim.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):
I don't think he would have any for himself, but he would start to grow a collection if you had any or showed interest in some. He'd keep them under his bed in his room whenever you wanted to spice things up.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):
Logan is the king of teasing you. He loves to tease until you can't take it and tears are rolling down your cheeks.
He always gives you what you want in the end, but not without that asshole making you beg.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):
He doesn't give two shits who hears him, or you, he is loud. He grunts, groans, snarls. Not to mention the insane level of dirty talk he does, and he loves to make you scream out his name.
By the time you're done, you swear half the mansion heard you.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):
He dirty talks like crazy.
Sometimes he will fuck you when you're wearing his clothes, or when he comes back from a mission, he doesn't bother cleaning up before he storms up to your shared room and he fucks you.
Angry sexxx
He lets out his frustrations from missions as he pounds into you.
"Goddamn slim, stupid fuckin' self-designated leader thinks he can boss me around like I'm nothin' but a loyal scout to 'em." he grunts and snarls with each plap of his hips into you, his cock driving against you. You have no idea what happened on the mission but can you complain? No.
X = X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes):
Logan's dick is huge let's get that out of the way.
He's thick, it feels like he rips you open each time he penetrates you and it feels fucking incredible. That also means lots of foreplay~
He's veiny, his cock throbs as he stands erect, and his balls are heavy.
He's a good 8 to 8.5 inches fully erect, the damn thing leaks precum constantly when he's horny.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):
Insanely high. He will fuck you every single day if he could.
He is down to fuck all the time, anytime. You just have to say the word and he's on top of you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):
Logan makes sure you're comfortable before he even attempts to sleep. He stays awake, letting you curl into him and he watches you, making sure nothing he did was too much or causing pain.
Once you seem okay and have fallen asleep, he will allow himself to relax and fall asleep beside you.
Thanks for reading.
*SNIKT*
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OIKAWA BREAKING YOU UP
oikawa tooru x gender neutral reader
you, a semi popular youtuber, meet oikawa at one of his games and he says ily after you scream it at him during an interview. you send the video to your current bf, who gets jealous and doesnât take it well and ends up breaking up with you. after it goes viral on stantwt oikawa reaches out.
notes: ok i havenât read the manga, so pls donât come at me if i get any details wrong đ based on the yeonjun situation lmfao. takes place after high school u guys are twentyish. also i know i said peg it in the 27th slide i hope thatâs still gn T-T
notes â bye i wrote this in a day the haikyuu obsession is back why r we back in 2020 đ also ignore the ! in some of the tweet dns i forgot to edit them out and iâm lazy itâs so all the fan users are at the top of my app
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