#i eat and am eaten

[gomzdrawfr]

so my good friends asked:

"What if Price and Raven swap outfits?"

and i answer it with this

bonus:

funky lookin Price screenie from mw2 LMAO I needed references-

[teethands]

i fucking cut my hand open while cutting an avocado tonight but by god if it was not the best fucking avocado i have ever eaten

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[transmechanicus]

Tgirl anti-starvation ward

[fraternum-momentum]

I think you should have a cookie

Here you go - 🍪

aw hell yea cookie

[pricetagged]

Please pretty please if someone wants to give me a Christmas gift I request one (1) of the following 💖 dark, mdni, implied dubcon/noncon.

Yulecat Gaz. He's a sinister, toothsome predator. A solstice spirit with just a touch of malice. He's smiling, of course, and so sorry, love - You've broken a rule that you didn't know exists, but ignorance does not grant pardon. And it's a death sentence. He should eat you right up, tear into the soft arch of your neck (gristle and blood and teeth) and suck at the marrow.

Except-

Except now that he's circling you, something slithers into his mind. He's a cat batting at a trembling mouse (cowering, timorous beastie) and it's just delicious. Lapping at your tears. Toying with you, letting you chase at hope before he snaps his teeth. Closes the cage.

You pay the toll in flesh, but not as first intended. Let him paw at you, lave his tongue along your spit-slick flesh until you're raw and aching.

It's mercy and it's punishment. He makes you thank him for his kindness; give offering to this benevolent creature of chaos and hunger. You spell out your gratitude (bitter, sour, desperate) letter by letter on your knees before him, claws nails and too-strong fingers keeping you in place (strong enough to dig in and rend you to pulp).

He coos at you as he wipes your tears, nails catching and drawing crimson as they follow the lacrimal tributaries cooling on your cheeks. Salt and iron dripping down, heady and fuck-

He's trembling more than you. Coiled tight from the strain of stifling his strength. It itches at his gums, his fingertips. Bite, rend, lacerate.

But that would be an ephemeral pleasure; a transient taste, all hot spray and cooling chunks. The thought is anathema. A malediction (isn't that funny, face stretching into a trenchant grin).

You're a meal he wants to savour.

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In this universe I will also take one (1) hulking, mean krampus Simon; one (1) chaotic solstice spirit/Jack Frost Johnny; and one (1) disciplinarian "Santa" Price (they all work for him; he's the architect).

[gojonanami]

*jjk manga spoilers*

if sukuna eats yuta — I will honestly be at the end of my rope with this manga

i understand death and tragedy is necessary to tell a story — loss is needed, it’s a part of life

BUT at some point in a story, if there’s so much needless death, it starts to become a question of ‘why am I reading a story where no character I love survives?”

[sunsorbit]

crossposting my live reaction because i am actually so ravenously hungry it’s not even funny. I am about to go and make myself a midnight snack that’s how hungry i am

[sodapopcurtis-dx-asks]

Im so hungry I could eat Darrel Curtis Jr

Soda bursts out giggling. “What?!” He spits out, placing the note down. “Pone, come look at this.”

Ponyboy drags himself away from his notebook again, looking at the note. “Wha... huh?”

Soda's still giggling. “Ain't it stupid?”

Ponyboy snickers. “Yeah, it's stupid. Why would anyone eat Darry?!”

“I dunno!”

Soda picked up the pen, and of course got to a very quick reply.

You could eat WHO?

Honestly though, I think Darry's probably your safest options in terms of a good meal. Don't smoke none, hardly drinks ever, eats healthy, got muscle.

He's probably a good meal to any cannibal out there.

...Please don't eat him though. Hehe. I like my brothers non-eaten. And preferably fully in tact.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier

[anmechokola]

Given that Oda has stated that he doesn't really like killing his characters, and seeing that he only does it to serve an important plot point (ie Ace, Whitebeard, Cobra), I'd reckon it's safe to assume that both Kid and Bartolomeo are still alive somehow, unless he really does mean to make Shanks a villain and needs a reason for Luffy to lose his hero worship (and the evil twin thing is a misdirection - plot twist they're both evil lol)

Because he wouldn't actually need to have the possibility of Shanks killing two of Luffy's friends for them to just fight, since Luffy has always assumed he'd have to fight him eventually, after all Shanks is an Emperor and they're both after the One Piece. Besides, I doubt Luffy would just hand his hat back without a nice good brawl to decide who deserves to have it

Which begs the question: what would Shanks have to do for Luffy to lose the absolutely unwavering faith he has in Shanks' character?

[front-facing-pokemon]

[shewhoeatssand]

I love Kaneki very much and hope everything goes very good for him, like his coffee tasting just as good after being reheated in the microwave for the 2nd time or discovering an alternative route home with pretty golden ginkgo trees lining the sidewalk when his normal route is blocked by construction

me and he going to restock on instant coffee and find a sweet yam

[gallusneve]

I found out one of my old nannies who practically raised me more than my own mother reached out to me asking for help bc she was affected by the floods in the Philippines and we reconnected

She's been homeless or living in makeshift shacks these past few years after my fam laid her off when we immigrated to the U.S. I don't exactly remember what happened but I remembered being berated for asking abt her and I didn't have a spine back then to keep pestering

So I just bought her a simple house and sent her some money to get her footing back together but my mother found out abt it and told me I'm stupid for falling for tricks 😭

[riverside--wren]

I always find it an absolute tragedy that mainlanders have literally NONE of my favorite foods. Where’s your mochiko chicken? Your loco moco? You meat jun? Your only breakfast meats are bacon and sausage links, you don’t even have the OPTION of spam or Portugese sausage? Why does your 7/11 only have the world’s shittiest hotdogs and pizza, what about their actually GOOD spam musubi and manapua? Why do none of your dessert menus have haupia? Yeah regular popcorn and donuts are fine, but they don’t hold a candle to the pure concentrated joy that is hurricane popcorn and malasadas. Will you at least try my butter mochi? Yeah, you may not be a fan of mochi (even through you’re WRONG), but butter mochi is it’s own thing, and I’m particularly proud of mine. Eat a batch hot out of the oven and you will instantly be obsessed.

[snowcoming]

oh my god guys i am shaking one hour till exam results. that website is gonna crash hard