#i drunk

[officialnighttime]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

duuuuuuuuudddeee bestie AKAAA Official Official Nightime is like drunk off they ass srn but bro we hear so much about you in like the last couple hours and like dude ur fics is fuckin amazin like we were readin though em a while ago and like goddamn you write good shit an I know Angel loves 15 minutes but I tells you a secret and that is thay like both of the parts. Both thingies. Cause like they can pretend the dude is like them in they head and sort of gendernuetral

an like they feel bads changing the stori like tha but I mean it's harmless and they love it so ucking much y'know?? and like you are so fucking nice and I swear I didn't used to swear this much even for an aussie until Imet them they have done this this is not my fault.

Y'know we tell angel we call em that cause there user on discord is the name of an angel of daeth but like.. they so nice y'now? Like rn I have their phon cause they tucking other bestie into bed. THey drunk af but they look after us and they will drop anything for us I know this I've seen em do it and like now bestie came up and asked them to betucked in and like they sibered up like that and scooped em up to put em to beds and they do they carry thing like you'd do as a kid and pretend to be sleep to be carried and like they so sweet and just amazing they are a fucking angel they earned the name over and ever and I love them so much.

And you make em happy an stuff and it so cute when they do they happy wiggle when they reblog ur stuff like legit the cutest thing omfg

Their stims are so adorable too like bro thehy so cute. like they do this cat purr thing and it's just fuucking chefs kdiss and adn they do they happy wiggggle when they happy or the foot shuffles when they move like a few meters to the sideess and they adorable

they hot too ngl. Like babes has their make up done and they do this look we kinda dubbed Morticia Addams and it like silver and black smokey eye with a wing and like a good red lip and fuck they look amazing how they are suingle I will enver know cause babes is gorgeous and like yeah I gotta shut upp s

But u right, they beautiful. Bestest person I know.

[the-sandy-hippo]

I LOVED these as a kid, I played fake pokemon with one when visiting a great uncle

(Aka I didn't know the rules for the pokemon tcg and made them up as I went, it did give me some good appreciation for the machop line tho. Always gonna love those guys

Thinking about… wooden wiggly snake

[bigimango]

They never learn

And a close up of the two gremlins

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[bamsara]

Alternate scene for Trod 'Drunken Gods' chapter where Lamb is already drunk before Narinder even arrives to the party. Gotta love 'liquid courage'

[firebreadtroy]

logn story short . unmmmmmm

titties

:)

[seagiri]

qué noche tan obscura

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[sharkcutlery]

someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command

[ephemeriee]

nothing quite like a rat graffitied in a toilet

[notherpuppet]

Husk and Alastor have a battle of wits, drinking, and jazz. AKA how I think Husk found out about Al’s situation.

Music: JK Sax’s cover of Tones and I “Dance Monkey”

I’m not a talented enough musician so I couldn’t make the music that was in my head lol but dance monkey fits pretty well.

Alastor: Husker, is that all you got? Hahaha, take another shot!

Husk: You ain’t on a sadist’s leash, you can’t know-it-all. Can’t know what I been through, if you ain’t at a beck and call!

Alastor: Ha! I win this spat with ease, looks like you’ve hit the wall. Cuz Jokes on you, I know that too, I know it all!

Husk: You…what?

Al: Perhaps, I’ve had too much to drink this time. Do yourself a favor, banish this night from your mind.

Husk: U-understood.

Al: Hm, good.

[hootyhoowoo]

In da clerb, we all fam

[adriles]

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[goldsnek]

Wasted Luci has no filter