#i dream DAILY of him

[foxy-kitsune]

excuse me but what the fuck

[dailyperkele]

yknow suffering in the sulfur pits and joining a cult doesn’t sound so bad anymore if it means i have a chance to be in per’kele’s presence….

Day 23 - Invite

Should've just put posters like this around Prehevil and set up a kissing booth but for "cult and torment" sign ups tbh. Would've pulled in waaay more members.

[marblebagcollective]

scream and shout , trickle down and down , ill build a home at sea.

[jcshallenqb]

literally ME !!

[kanerallels]

I've only had Mina Harker (?) for a chapter, but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself

[marimayscarlett]

Hello :)

You said, boxer-Richard from the Deutschland music video was your third favourite look in a music video...which looks are on first and second position? Pictures to illustrate your point are very appreciated ;)

Hi and thank you so much for this lovely ask 🤍

3rd favourite:

Boxer Richard from the Deutschland MV does have a special place in my heart - normally I'm not super into the moustache look, but in this case it does fit him quite a lot. The 1920s aesthetic adds its own charm. I love how Richard, as a boxer, comes across as very confident - that now-iconic wink does have a certain effect 👀

He also has the fitting physique for a boxer from that era, and his entire look, like Till's in this MV, strongly resembles the boxer John L. Sullivan, who was very successful in the late 19th century as a boxer, but serves as a great reference point, as you can see. Richard just fits perfectly into this setting.

2nd favourite:

For years, my heart solely belonged to Gangster!Richard - perfect look with his spikes and stubble, a cold-hearted gangster with a healthy amount of smoothness, who very well knows his effect on the masses 🙂‍↕️

And he was the reason my Rammstein obsession started in general! I knew Rammstein since my childhood (as you do as a German kid, knowing mostly Engel, Du riechst so good and Stripped), but then I discovered the Ich will MV by coincidence on YouTube almost 10 years ago. And there he was, quite literally dancing right into my heart. This was the precise moment 21 old me lost her mind over this man for the first time:

My favourite look:

My love for vampires is no secret, and when the music video for I'm Still Alive by Emigrate came out, I was immediately captivated by the vampiric older lord. He’s pure drama personified and fulfills every fantasy in my delusional brain about a compelling and tormented vampire, full of elegance and passion.

Not a day goes by without me thinking about this music video, and my brain has simply decided to create lore for this vampire, the delusion does have me in a tight grip 🫢 Love of my fantasy life, that man.

Honourable mentions:

My beloved eyebrow-boy in Benzin (his eyebrows are the only reasons this video is somewhat enjoyable) and Richard in Adieu - both in his priest version and the caged version🙏🏻

[moophinz]

These two talk about forming a kyodaiship like it’s marriage

“We don’t need some old ritual. What we have is real no matter what”

“Can we pretty please do the thing that will make us official?”

“Only when you’re ready”

I hate dramatic queer people

[catscidr]

NEED MORE OFFICE DOTTORE PLEAAAAADE HBAUBGUDUHFIBOND

i. note — he’s my guilty pleasure im sry i js CRAVE this mf twenny four/seven ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ) </3 ii. includes — dottore, afab! reader but no gendered pronouns are used iii. cw — im rambling again heyyy what's new. office setting/modern au, dottore is kinda creepy, implied stalking, obsessive behaviour, their feelings are mutual but dottore comes off too strong and reader is a bit dense, mention of periods, drinking/alcohol, implied drugging (but nothing happens). this sounds bad but its tame he's just a weirdo with a crush and is weird about said crush Trust Me

thinking about office senior! dottore using his status in the company to butt in and work on projects that you’ve been assigned. him slowly but surely worming his way into your life ever since he got a taste of you, unable to let you just be a fling, a one-time thing. he just has to ruin you in every way

he would definitely be sooo aware of your steadily blooming crush on him and would use it against you to then tease you to hell and back. this man knows how to toy with people! he’ll most definitely toy with you!!!

lingering touches bordering on unprofessional but still friendly if you squint, going out of his way to ask your opinion on things during a crowded meeting n putting you on the spot, stepping into the elevator at the same time as you to trap you n initiate small talk……

of course said “small talk” is always… a little weird… when it’s with zandik. he doesn’t talk about the weather, stocks, or whatever mundane task you were working on right before you went on lunch break.

no, he’ll talk about things he shouldn’t know about you, things he’d only know if you told him about them, or things that are just a little too… personal? but maybe you’re being a little uptight. maybe you just… don’t remember telling him some things about yourself. it’s not like he’s talking about anything super outrageous or controversial anyways, it’s fine.

“eating instant noodles every day for dinner isn’t good for you, it’s most likely the reason why you get such bad cramps during your cycle. i would recommend adding some leafy greens to your servings at the very least, or some tofu to help with your iron intake.”

what a weirdo…. but hey, he’s kinda right, maybe you should eat more balanced meals so you don’t keel over anytime soon.

office senior! dottore also often does creepy things but in a nice way? if that makes sense?

for example, when the team is brought out for drinks to celebrate another successful project, he’ll make sure to be the only one sitting next to you. you’ll be squished against the wall and his shoulder, beer in hand, your cheeks burning from the alcohol and the proximity between you two

he’ll keep an eye on you and your alcohol tolerance, but not in the way you think he will. he’ll encourage you to drink more, “you seem tense. here, here’s a refill” he’d say in that smooth voice of his. “oh? you’re stumbling on your words, are your nerves still acting up? have my drink.”

and once you get to the point where you’re leaning over the table, head resting on your arms, only then will he start to actually take care of you.

he’ll place one hand on your back, rubbing soothing circles to help ground you from your dizziness. scold you for drinking so much, all while everyone else at the table glances at you with concern (or as much concern as other drunk and tipsy coworkers can muster)

“you shouldn’t have drank so much if you knew your alcohol tolerance was this poor.”

and the shadow of a smile on his face will turn into something more sinister when you frantically get up to rush to the bathroom. you immediately stumble to the floor, dizzy and disoriented. too dizzy and disoriented.

he’ll catch you before you fall as coworkers express their concern for you, only then noticing how bad your state had gotten now that face-planting directly onto the tatami floor of the bar was a feasible outcome

a chorus of surprised “woah!”’s and “are you okay?” ring out, conversations growing quieter as everyone stares at the stoic, scary superior holding up the rookie that got completely plastered at a work event. some are silently judging, but most are ogling zandik

your cubicle neighbor and work buddy gets up from her seat, stumbling on her way to help you stand up. though she had indulged you in gossip about him before, something about him holding your suspiciously drunk body up made alarm bells ring in her head.

“i’ll take them home,” he declares, voice colder than ice. no one really notices the hostility in his tone, too tipsy themselves to notice zandik’s obvious favouritism towards you. “enjoy the rest of your night.”

...and he diligently brings you to your flat, catching you before you stumble on your feet and trip over nothing. the trip was a struggle for the both of you, though more so for you than for him considering he had anticipated this outcome. maybe next time he should reconsider before giving you so much to drink.

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

Sometimes Techno just picks people up. There doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason, and it scares the shit out of everyone when he does it, but every once in a while Phil, Ranboo or Niki (and occasionally Connor, when he’s around) will get ambushed by Techno lifting them up, carrying them for a solid 30 seconds or so before plopping them down on the nearest surface. No one knows why he does it, Techno jokes that it’s to flex his incredible strength, but he really is just incredibly awkward and doesn’t know how to actually give someone a hug.

[tarochimochi]

Losercake, everyday, daily

Day 74

[triglycercule]

killer eating food in front of horror as a way to taunt him. duuuude do you see this delectable parfait he has in his hands right now. he just put a spoonful in his mouth. horror is scratching at his own arms right now (trying not to jump this bitchass). killer can't even taste it LMAOOO another bite ‼️ imagine not being able to eat food 🤣🤣🤣 killer can't even taste it and enjoy the food but horror can't even EAT food

then horror grabs the parfait glass out of his hands and oh killer you should probably teleport away before horror does to you what undyne did to his eye

[see-arcane]

After rebbloging that comic now I think that a good horror-comedy adaptation would include the Weird Sisters giving Dracula the "honestly what the fuck is wrong with you" face in a scene about the Count doing something to torment Jonathan.

On the one hand, they’re probably used to some version of this. They got Dracula’s creep mode treatment too once upon a time. Comes with the gothic horror damsel territory.

But now the Count’s getting Weird-weird about this guy. Who literally just came over to sell a house. And he did it! House sold! Great!

TWS: “So you’re letting him go in a week or so?”

Dracula: “No, he’s staying a month.”

TWS: “…Why?”

Dracula: “For psychological torment reasons. And nothing else.”

TWS: “Wh—“

Dracula: “ALSO YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM TOUCHING HIM. DO NOT EVEN LOOK AT HIM. EVER.”

…Okay, whatever. But then they actually See young and strong Mr. Harker in person on his little napping chaise and dots start connecting like 👀👀👀

Followed by Dracula getting Extra Mad when they try to get a bite of that sweet English countryside. Full snarling THIS MAN BELONGS TO ME mode (👀👀👀!!!) Then:

Dracula: “Also he is staying for two months now. You can have him AFTER I’m done doing. Important business things. With him.”

TWS: “Oh? What business is that? :) :) :)”

Dracula, sweating: “None of your concern shut up and eat your sack o’ baby”

tl;dr: I think it’d be less concern from the Weird Sisters and more of them being in an ongoing state of heckling Dracula for his psychosexual torture crush on the cute real estate agent he won’t let leave and can’t stop thinking about* (*intimate torments for <3)

[kelongt]

dream looks so cute but unfortunately I have autism and hate every slight bit of change

[batcastlesociety]

he's seen enough for one day

[lady-dulcinea]

Jessica De Gouw as Mina Murray from the 2013 NBC series Dracula

[immediatebreakfast]

Mina working hard to keep up with Jonathan's studies says so much about her character already.

I bet she would have passed the exams too if she was given the opportunity!

Mr. Hawkins slightly implies how in a very specific, and almost rate instance of a probably sponsored spot on the bar exam can go to a lady once; next day Mina is seated alongside Jonathan with typewriter in hand, fire in her eyes, and ready to get that title.