#i dont think im a system......... funny

[isa-ah]

being a system is wild bc like. i can recognize that i wasnt the host at different points in my life. i wasnt always me, in this sense, and i wonder if name hopping was a product of that? idk. the last host had a very bad time tho i can tell you that

[nibbelraz]

Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author

[fic-dumpster]

Tw: puppy hybrid, owner reader, oral (fem receiving), blurb.

Thinking of a puppy hybrid that’s too chaotic. You’ve tried a wide variety of training methods but he’s still too hyperactive. Running around your room, clashing with your furniture; you had to buy the same lamp three times already since he keeps breaking it.

And if you try to scold him for making such a mess, he would look at you with a tilt of his head. Almost wondering why would his owner be mad? He’s just showing you how happy he is to be with you. He would wag his tail so enthusiastically, ears perking up as you’re fuming in front of him and go back to running around.

Desperate times require desperate measures, you know? So after trying and trying and trying… you found a way to make him stay put and behave. The activity even tires him enough to sleep peacefully afterwards.

That’s why he’s currently latched onto your cunt, half his face hidden, salivating tongue deep inside you, his nose constantly swapping against your swollen bud. He gets so into it that you have you grip his hair and stop him from excessively bumping your head against the bed frame. He is just so excited.

“S-slow down,” you would constantly remind him.

He just whines in return, the sound reverberating through your lower body. He understands your plea but refuses to acknowledge it further. He just wants to taste you… again and again; he knows you can give him your delectable taste as many times as he wants.

[gurggggleburgle]

SY picking up a fluffy ball of fur: what a cute fluffy pomeranian

3 weeks later crushed under the weight: oh no. It's a Chow!!!

[nexus-nebulae]

bigender plural call that a sis-t-him

[tronlightcyclerun]

i have to (jokingly and or for fun) nitpick tiny stuff in this movie or ill start thinking about my canon divergence again . the weather systems dont make any sense . i am taking this way too literally but also why is there a constant electrical storm . and dont tlel me "because of the weird energy from being in a computer blahblah" its not the lightning thats throwing me off its everything else (maybe its like florida where theres a lightning storm every 12 hours or whatever and it just so happens that every time the sky is shown theres ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM) . like the gdmn . clouds only look/behave like thta on earth because we are a spinning ball . implying that what theres a whole globe just that theres a section of it that isnt rendered in?? its a spinning circle ?? spinning rectangle ? is there a water cycle ?? its raining so it must have evaporated somehow but also as far as i can remember its all Just Cold (but also they never let me out the capital so dont quote me on that) is there a Warm Area in the sea somewhere for the sake of there being weather?? does the portal heat up water ?? what ??

[mummer]

"sara snow" as if that could have ever been a real name. get real. That is a drag name

[meowmedusa]

looking at the clock and going "oh. i didn't. even realize it was past 8pm." and its not funny or cool its just unbelievably concerning

[funnierasafictive]

Bruh we read your tags on gravity falls and were like “Hah! We don’t have any fictives from Gravity Falls! Guess we’re just built different!” And then someone reminded me of an alter who while they don’t identify as a fictive, their internal appearance is literally that one human Bill design. Systems really can’t escape Gravity Falls

Exactly!

It's why I can't watch gravity falls because i genuinely might become mentally ill !!! (half joking) but like, I'm of the belief that systems should do whatever they want and not be afraid to split. "be cringe but be free". but Gravity Falls is on a different level. its not that ill feel cringe, it's that i'm going to get psychosis

[canislupusangelus]

Comic sketch thing I made. I need to make more comics this is so fun. I always think "man this would be a great comic" and I keep not writing it down even though I tried to start doing that like.... years ago...

[chisungie]

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[euclydya]

@ sys i need you to get over your paranoia about my using a name? lmao?

[chiistarri]

chat how do u make someone txt u back...

[grian-daily]

they really got me how will i ever recover

[kellystar321]

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