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isa-ah · 6 months ago

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being a system is wild bc like. i can recognize that i wasnt the host at different points in my life. i wasnt always me, in this sense, and i wonder if name hopping was a product of that? idk. the last host had a very bad time tho i can tell you that

#the guy who hosted after my grandparents died and my aunt was taking it out on me was #not #not doing too hot LOL #he was really upset about not feeling like he was the body which i recognize now really easily bc i know exactly who he was #but the depersonalization that caused over the course of like 3 years was insane. i thought i had cracked #the fact that it was so obvious he was different from me that p much everyone around me commented on it and years later i was still like #i dont think im a system......... funny #literally used to have 2 discords so i could go between them to reassure and comfort myself in dms. bro #that guy is also not around anymore but is a lot less bad off than the old host #war is hell etc

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nibbelraz · 2 months ago

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Transmigrator Baby binghe and Broke single dad author

#svsss #airplane bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #shang qinghua #luo binghe #i have more i want to draw about them so im going to tage this au this ->#Surprise! Your protagonist baby au #i dont know how but Imagine baby Binghe jusy plopped into the modern world #and Shang Qinghua immediately knowing oh my god thats Luo Binghe LUO BINGHE THE PROTAGONIST FROM MY STORY? AS A BABY? WAIT I MADE HIM #i MADE HIM AS A STORY WHYNISNHE REAL I CANT BE A REAL FATHER HELP #i just think modern airplane trying to take care of a baby demon would be so...so funny #he's going to try his BEST #nibbelraz #my art

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m0nst3rgunxz · 8 months ago

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HAHAHAH I AM MY OWN TARGET AUDIENCE IM SO. FUNNY

#plurality #this is actually what i tell people too #and i dont explain after . they think im kidding LMAO #traumagenic system #system stuff #osddid #osdd #actually plural #actually osdd #im very funny #🥩sysposting🥩

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triglycercule · 19 days ago

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mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it

and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL

#i have to break apart like 34 potential fights with my otherdimensional godly creator powers #i would be an ass therapist i will not lie. infact i would make them worse with my knowledge of their lives. never put me in a room w them #OH MY GOD I JUST REVISTED THIS IDEA AFTER LEAVING IT TO COLLECT DUST (hehehe) IN MY DRAFYS FOR A MONTH #ANS TJIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP 😭😭😭😭😭 HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭#still real tho highkey i havent changed 1 bit. ITS CANON OMG WRITE THSY DOWN WHAY WERE THE EXACT REACTIONS #ive got these guys wearing microphones i got cameras in the room i got advanced psychologists watching to explain every detail #is it a therapy session or just a badly disguised interview #nooo nooo its therapy......DONT LEAVS!!!! (activates the chains (that coincidentally all are connected to eachother) (heheheheh))#now youCANT leave😈😈😈😈😈 not until im done asking my questions ASSHOLES. dont question the handcuffs that keep you guys together please #actually id probably get like nothing out of them because theyre all repressed and defensive and whatever. BUT im simply more determined so #tricule rant #killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au #fandom event if the mtt ever became real. we're all lining up to the facility to ask one question #world's hardest challenge: if you could ask the murder time trio one thing what would it be #FUCK idk...... id simply hav too many questions!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!#triglycercule do your homework SHUT UO RESPONSIBLE VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!! I WONT!!!!! NOT UNTIL THIS IS DONE #fall headcanons for the trio when. i'll think of them once i'm done with homework #see a reward system! now i have a thought that i dont wanna say in tags this will be going to the side blog #anyways! i think that's enough drafts undrafted and posted i REALLY need to do my homework #i dont even have that much it's literally 2 assignments but i know damn well doing 1 of them is gonna bring me to dream and nightmare's age #sigh......... i hate school bring me back to summer break i wasSO productive. SMH

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gurggggleburgle · 4 months ago

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SY picking up a fluffy ball of fur: what a cute fluffy pomeranian

3 weeks later crushed under the weight: oh no. It's a Chow!!!

#svsss #scumbag system #svsss shitpost #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #bingpup #if you dont know i think that bingpup just being the worlds tiniest chow runt is very fitting and funny #because chow are very territorial of their owners but also theyre whiney marshmellows #ive had the pleasure of meeting a few and they are so quitely dramatic #they never barked but they had a whole thing of somehow ending up resting their head on your lap #they are so much dog #a pom is cute and managable #a chow is a fluffy freak and you cant help loving them #im saying this as someone with an afghan hound

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bellshazes · 1 year ago

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this might look like a proper webweave but mostly once again i'm procrastinating by recreating my preferred ender chest storage system in rainbow-coded organized shulkers & thinking about the entropy of storage systems vs. georges perec's incredibly funny piece on the art and craft of arranging one's bookshelves (original fr text here)

#peter plays #that essay is so funny & wonderfully imperfectly human & i think of it every single time #i try and fit 27 discrete stacks of items into a chest or shulkers/items into an enderchest etc #imagine a library with K = 361 works - no; authors - no; themes!!!#modelling my illusmp system on my ethog*rls one..... my deco box is extremely under construction #and i dont like having an extra orange box but im unwilling to change my pots/terracotta box color. which is.#literally the kind of shit perec is talking abt #minecraft

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ilynpilled · 6 months ago

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hi guys i was in an accident and had to be in the hospital for a while but im home now

#stressful bday month but we r back hello #had to get some meds out of my system but im alright now #my surgeries went well and physically my injuries r like a bad bike accident but ye nothing bad my face is fine now too mostly #got bumped to the side and broke my face and arm #something w my hip but it healed itself didnt break or smn #school on pause dont have to go so ill have time to relax anyway #reblogged some stuff in the hospital too which is funny bc i don’t remember when or that i did it after the accident but i remember #actually doing it #hopefully i can put this whole experience behind me now #i have some therapy recommended but thats understandable #it was worse than what im describing rn but i dont remember anyway it was just rough as a whole #my memories sorrounding it r vague and little but thats normal #acute stress phase but i think we avoided it becoming ptsd #i survived and thats what matters #shout out to the doctors that saved me #mostly from drowning in blood

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puppyeared · 9 months ago

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they could make a new we didnt start a fire song with the amount of dystopian fuckery going on

#genocide and colonization; AI takeover; greedflation; american election; photomatt; covid pandemic; measles comeback #human rights violations; war crimes; tiktok; elon musk; low wages and layoffs at an all time high; ceo paycuts; online censorship #climate change; oil spills; car centric infrastructure #just to name a few off the top of my head. im not even saying this to be funny im like dead serious full on depressed #i hate being so negative on main because it feels defeatist and sends everyone into a spiral #but i really want to change the world if i can help it and that means not ignoring everything thats going on even when my brain is #screaming 'its so over.' i want more ways to change the world but thats exactly why the current systems in place thrive on supression #more ppl should hate the way things are instead of accepting it because none of this should be justified in the first place #please dont be sad. be angry because i think we all deserve to be the way things are going rn and i want to punch elons teeth in #vent #yapping

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mummer · 1 year ago

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"sara snow" as if that could have ever been a real name. get real. That is a drag name

#I'm kidding #if we're getting serious i think the reason Lol cregan is twinky is funny to me is mostly just because #in like. reddit threads and shit he's always fawned over as like this awesome gruff masculine man who Gets Shit Done and is Powerful and #Correct and Just and Fixes everything. Well what will reddit guys do when he is just a 21 year old bisexual beet counter Oh god we've just #done jon again sorry never mind #but yea lets subvert the masculine ideal ladiesssss ^_^#thats what im here for ^______^ i hope preston jacobs gets really mad about it *___*#cause like it's interesting that aegon and rhaenyra both fail their genders in certain ways #(failing your gender is good dont get me mixed up)#but aegon cant get it up and he's emasculated and disabled and Literally gets cucked ?#and we dont even have time to get into rhaenyra right now #so the idea of some kind of Northern Real Man TM storming in and being the 'corrective' to that is a bit weird #UNLESS he is gay and mean abotu it.#also not to imply that the realm is 'fixed' at the end of the dance systemic rot is systemic etc #^ idk what any of that meant it's late and if it doesnt make sense dont yell at me about it

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meowmedusa · 1 month ago

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looking at the clock and going "oh. i didn't. even realize it was past 8pm." and its not funny or cool its just unbelievably concerning

#medusa rambles #kind of venty ig #ive been having. a really shitty two weeks and an even shittier few days #i decided to step down from the student organization i started a year ago #which basically means itll probably fade into oblivion #i lost so many connections i had to this awful fucking college #in the past two weeks #and its like #all i have left tying me there is a degree that i don't really need for what i want to do #and a handful of professors & staff i genuinely value #i have very little support system in general and its just #why am i even staying here #why stay. genuinely why stay #i am such a community based person and like #i have no community there #everyone who im close with there just #are busy and i get it and i understand it but we Don't Talk. they understand my life via scattered updates that they dont really care for #and talking into the void is funny until its. not.#and logically i know that this is just like. pure depression speaking and not actually reflective of whether my friends care for me or not #but it just doesnt matter #and i think its just like. i Need to stop trying #because every attempt at any form of connection #that just fails completely and utterly is so severely damaging #but what do i have if i don't try. what is there otherwise.#i remember a year ago #when i first started college #sitting in my dorm and sobbing every night because i was just so fucking isolated from everyone around me #and its like. nothing has really changed. i am just as isolated as i was then #i think honestly like. maybe i do just need to be hospitalized again #i dont. feel like i did when i was 16 but i know that This is not sustainable and not good and like. sitting and going

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torchstelechos · 2 years ago

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While objectively this wouldn't work at ALL I do think it would be funny if LBH also had a System. Mainly little annoying ass blurbs that pop up like achievement unlocked! The Endless Abyss Greets You! and LBH is just like. Hmmm. I do not like that. But obviously they wouldn’t be helpful, right? In the Water Prison arc I think he would get a pop up that’s basically “Achievement Unlocked! No Matter The Universe, We Find Ourselves Here Again!” and hes just fucking FUMING at this point internally but after he leaves he gets a few new ones and he looks over as they scroll in the air and promptly chokes on his own spit; Achievement Unlocked! You Call This A Fan Service Scene? Achievement Unlocked! No Answer, No Problem! We’ll Just Act It Out! Achievement Unlocked! Ripping Him A New One...? Achievement Unlocked! UST Over 1000+ Points! For every choice SQQ makes LBH gets like fifteen pop ups and if LBH knew what an adblocker was he would have installed one ages ago. But alas, he just gets more pop ups.

#SVSSS #scum villian self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #SVSSS System #im just gonna tag the system as a character even though I think its a vehicle for the readers/writers #Because we already know that the System is in place to help SQQ make the story better for the readers (us)#which is real funny in its own way if we actually wanted to get into it #But I do think if LBH had a system he wouldn't be able to interact with it until after the endless abyss #it would basically give him info for people monsters and plants when he actively asks about it #also would pop up [unknown value] points which I think would be fucked #if he finds out at the end of the story are actually [Shen Qingqius Love] points #because I dont think they would ever dip they would just keep going higher #so he. has to deal with that. internally.#Like heartbreak points and love points at teh same time and neither fuckng KNOWWWW #Would kill me a little bit actually

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funnierasafictive · 9 months ago

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Bruh we read your tags on gravity falls and were like “Hah! We don’t have any fictives from Gravity Falls! Guess we’re just built different!” And then someone reminded me of an alter who while they don’t identify as a fictive, their internal appearance is literally that one human Bill design. Systems really can’t escape Gravity Falls

Exactly!

It's why I can't watch gravity falls because i genuinely might become mentally ill !!! (half joking) but like, I'm of the belief that systems should do whatever they want and not be afraid to split. "be cringe but be free". but Gravity Falls is on a different level. its not that ill feel cringe, it's that i'm going to get psychosis

#ask #anon #i'm not kidding by the way #but also youre allowed to laugh at how i phrased this lol #the reason we dont have a gravity falls fictive is because we just.. didnt grow up with it!#we were like 'ooooh' and then mlp grabbed us by the collar and took us to the pony side of the world instead lol #also im not trying to say you SHOULDNT watch gravity falls #its a sweet and funny and very genius show! if you think you'll be fine its suggestable #ITS JUST.. one of those medias where systems who Know are like.. cant recommend it to other systems lol because the splitting gains are lik #you know #it's like Sally Face #except I would say that Sally Face is genuinely worse #gravity falls has beautiful messages but sally face is so horrible #<- has a sally face fictive #<- hates steve gabarg #from kris p #also im soo distracted updating my nyxus carrd. hi. sorry

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canislupusangelus · 21 days ago

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Comic sketch thing I made. I need to make more comics this is so fun. I always think "man this would be a great comic" and I keep not writing it down even though I tried to start doing that like.... years ago...

#idk. obviously its bad quality art. BUT. thats the point of like 99% of the comics i like.#it gets the emotion across i think even with limited detail/color/effort. which is good.#also im pretty proud of how i captured it/think its funny that my face is legitimately the second drawing 99% of the time #speaking my truth with this comic fr #comic #OH also featuring my. handwriting. i wont call it bad but its not great.#my handwriting reminds me of one video i saw that said serial killers' handwriting is a mix of cursive and regular writing.#i love misinformation. it was jyst such a funny statement and everyone else in the comments agreed #self portrait #idk. i mean it is. its pretty accurate i think. vibes wise.#my art #i feel like i should stop rabting in tags but theres jo reason why i should stop. i just have so much useless rambling that i dont have a #chance to get out of my system irl ig #i would be such a good semi autobiographical graphic novelist/comic artist...... silver sprocket you know you want me........

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piplupod · 9 months ago

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mother: "theres this great job where you'd be on-call to come in!"

me: "ahhh i don't really want to be on-call, that would stress me out a lot because I'd always be on edge,,"

mother: "no you wouldn't, you could make it your thing!"

me: "...my thing?"

mother: "being on call! it'd be great! :)"

me: "i would probably be crying like... a lot ahaha. because I would always be on edge never knowing when to expect having to go into work, yknow?"

mother: "nooo, you could just make it a thing!"

me: "sorry, what do you mean by thing?"