#i dont know where i’d be without them tbh

[julilovesyou444]

my first ~ tom kaulitz

background ~ love confession that leads to something else, all from Tom’s point of view.

warnings ~ no proofreading, mentions of drinking, mentions of smoking, smut, p in v, praise, oral fem receiving, breeding ig? idk tbh but it’s naughty sooooo🙉🙈 be prepared LMAO

a/n ~ heres a small blurb, writers block is going insane rn. also someone called my writing “corny” or something… like if you don’t like it, then DONT READ‼️what do u want me to say? sorry??? nah. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME EVER WRITING ANYTHING LIKE THIS BESIDES HEAD SO PLS BE NICE IDK WHAT IM DOING. I learned everything from here and wattpad so don’t blame me😓 thanks for the love too

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I was sitting on some raggedy couch, girls practically throwing themselves at me. we had finished a concert about an hour ago, and i insisted that we partied to celebrate. I had no idea I’d be so miserable. I slowly sipped my drink, looking around. girls were saying all kinds of things to me, touching me, but they were all so incoherent. I didn’t care about them right now. I couldn’t focus on them while I was looking for her.

my eyes continued their search throughout the crowded room until they found what they were looking for. there she was. standing off to the side, drink in her hand, smile on her face. bill and I had met her right before we started our band. she had always been so close with bill. i had been so jealous of that. i wanted to be as close to her as she was with bill, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t let myself. the feelings she made me feel were so unfamiliar, and they scared me. I hated not being in control, and whenever I was around her, I lost complete control over myself and my thoughts.

she looked so beautiful, tonight. of course I would never tell her that. it wasnt my place. we didn’t talk to each other like that. even though I wish we did, at least sometimes. I adored how her clothes hugged tightly to her figure and how confident she acted without being cocky. bill had invited her on tour with us. I was reluctant, I didn’t know how I would feel with her being with us all the time. but I didn’t want to be the only one to object, so I accepted.

it was always fun with her, she knew how to electrify a room and light it up instantly. i avoided time alone with her. I hoped she didn’t think I was doing it because I didn’t like her. i just got… nervous.

I watched her from the couch until her eyes connected to mine. I thought she would look away, but she didn’t. She brought her cup to her mouth and took a slow sip, her eyes never leaving mine. the lights from the party flashed in her eyes, making them sparkle as if diamonds were encrusted in them. I could stare into them all day. I couldn’t read the look on her face. I couldn’t tell how she was feeling about this; about me.

Some random girl shoved my shoulder, causing me to look over.

“Can you stop being so boring? I think i might get another drink…”, she complained and slurred , clearly drunk. I rolled my eyes and sat her on the couch, getting up as I did so. My back was turned to the party and I tried to get this hammered girl to calm down. Eventually, I was able to get her to just chill out on the couch. I turned around, wanting to see if she was still watching me. To my disappointment, she was gone. I looked around. I looked around the party some more, and again, and again.

“where the fuck did she run off to?”, i muttered to myself, slowly turning myself in a circle, trying to locate her possible location. I wanted to talk to her. I wanted her.

That’s when my eyes landed on a set of stairs that led upstairs. I walked over, randoms saying hi to me as i did. music was blaring and the room had cans and solo cups lining the floor. it reeked of bad weed and alcohol. I made my way to the top of the stairs. I came at a stop when I got to the upstairs. it was still loud, but definitely not as loud as it was downstairs. there was a single long hallway, lined with tall doors, and at the end of the hallway was a big bay window that faced the back of the house. no lights were turned on, but the moon shone brightly and dimly lit up the corridor. I saw her, sitting down on the little cushions by the window, gazing out. she didn’t know I was here with her. the moonlight danced on her skin, illuminating her so perfectly.

I walked slowly over to her. As soon as I came in her eyesight, I noticed she was a bit startled, but relaxed when she saw it was just me.

she gazed back up at the night sky, the millions of stars reflecting onto her pupils. she looked so ethereal with the moon light dancing on her skin.

“the moon is beautiful, isn’t it?”, she softly asked, as she interrupted my thoughts. she looked over at me with the sweetest smile.

I wasn’t even looking at the moon, just at her.

“Very…”, I mumbled.

She smiled at me and looked back towards the window.

“What are you doing up here? I thought you were enjoying yourself.”, she said. I scoffed.

“I usually enjoy these parties, but tonight, I don’t know, I’m just not feeling it I guess.”

“Really? You had so many girls all over you… I would’ve thought that you’d be in heaven.”, she laughed. I smiled and shook my head a little.

“I don’t know what’s going on with me… I just didn’t want them like I usually would’ve.”, i shrugged.

“Is anything bothering you?”, she asked, looking genuine.

“the tom I know would never not be enjoying the fact that so many girls were all over them.”, she added.

“I don’t know… it’s just that, I’ve been dealing with some shit and I don’t know how to handle it.”

“maybe if you tell me, I can help. I know we aren’t like best friends or anything but you know I’m always here for you, right?”, she asked, looking up at me and placing her hand on my arm.

“yea, yea, I know… I think it’ll feel good to finally tell someone. I know a lot of the times I get perceived as a guy who only likes girls for things like sex and their bodies, and to be honest, it’s somewhat true. there’s just this one girl, this one girl, that I like way way way more than that, and I don’t know what to do or how to tell her.”, I vented.

“does she like you back?”

“that’s the thing… I don’t know.”

“oh, c’mon Tom, everyone likes you, im sure she does too.”, she tried to reassure me.

“you think?”

“positive. uh… sorry if this is invasive or something, but who is this girl? just curious…”, she said quickly. I cocked my head and smiled at her curiosity.

“Why do you wanna know?”, i asked.

“Um… nevermind, forget it. I don’t know why I wanted to know…”, she looked away from me.

“well i can tell you something about her…”, I started. I decided it was now or never. I had a feeling that my feelings were mutual.

“Hm?”, she said, looking back to me. I leaned down and let my mouth hover by her ear.

“she’s standing right in front of me.”, i said, just above a whisper. I could feel her tense up. I looked at her face. her eyes her wider and her mouth, slightly agape.

“what?”, was all she said. I stood up straight.

“You heard me.”, i said.

“you can’t just say that and not say anything else.”, she protested.

I shrugged.

“… are you being serious?”, she asked in a hushed tone. I looked over at her and was met with her big eyes.

“dead serious.”

“So you actually-”

“Like you? Mhm, yep, surprised me a bit too.”

She didn’t say anything and just stood there silent for a moment, processing everything I just told her.

“how does that make you feel, hm?”, I asked.

she didn’t say anything for a moment, but I watched her previous face turn into one of confidence.

“good, tom. it makes me feel good to know you feel the same way I feel about you.”

i smirked.

“you already knew that though, didn’t you?”, she asked, raising an eyebrow.

“pfft. Of course I did.”

~

I rushed into the bathroom and locked the door behind us. as soon as I turned around, she was all over me. she pulled me by my neck down to kiss her, and i let her. her hands moved to the sides of my jaw, pulling me in as if I could get any closer. I pressed my hands on the small of her back, bringing her body flush against mine. my hands found a comfortable position on her hips. we kissed so much, I felt I was floating. her hands roamed my body as we did, feeling my skin where-ever she could. I used my hands to back her up against the counter. I moved them to be under her thighs, and she quickly got the memo. I hoisted her up so she was sitting on the edge of the counter. this way, it was easier to get to other places i wanted to explore.

I pulled back admired her for a second. sitting on the counter, just waiting for me to come back. I couldn’t stay away for long.

I moved my lips to her neck, leaving little soft and short kisses all over. I began to lightly suck, and as time went on, I starting going harder. she gave me the exact reaction I wanted, her little gasps and panting motivating me to do more.

I traveled from her neck, to her collarbone, then to a little lower. my hands found the bottom hem of her shirt. I looked up at her.

“can I?”

she quickly nodded and that was all I needed to see. I took her shirt off.

I felt my breath get caught in my throat. she was wearing a small lacy black bra.

“holy…”, I breathed out.

i snaked my hands around her torso and unclasped it, never breaking eye contact.

“you’re so beautiful, y’know that?”, i said huskily.

“thank you.”, she said, blushing. she looked away from my eyes as I peeled the bra off of her.

“hey, don’t be shy now. I’ve always thought you were beautiful, always wanted to tell you that. I’m glad I can now.”, i said, reassuring her. she looked back at me and smiled. I kissed her, much softer and gentler than I had been. my hands made their way to her boobs, massaging them slightly. I felt her breathing pick up a little. I kept kissing her, but I couldn’t help but smile into the kiss at her reaction. i played with her nipples between my two fingers, simply trying to get a reaction out of her. I successfully did just that, little noises escaping her throat as I continued. I pulled away.

“you like that?”

her eyes were screwed shut as she fastly nodded. I looked at her body as I kept playing with it. she was so hot. so so hot. I was so turned on, just at the sight of her.

“I wanna take care of you. Can I do that?”, I asked, my hands tracing up and down her thighs.

“please.”, she said. i smirked. her desperation made me want to pleasure her all the much more.

“I don’t do this that much, but for you, I will. you’re special.”

she opened her eyes and watched as i moved down to my knees. I used to hands to ride her skirt up, and then placed them on her knees to slowly open her legs. I loved teasing her. she was wearing light pink underwear, heavily contrasting the bra I had just taken off. There was already a little wet spot on them.

“Awwww, you’re already so excited, princess.”, i cooed, my fingers lightly brushing over the spot. she breathed in quickly at the contact. she lifted her hips and let me take her underwear off. I stuck them in my back pocket and refocused myself on the sight in front of me. I feverishly left kisses on her inner thighs while mumbling praises to her.

“so…so… pretty.”, I murmured.

I kept getting closer and closer to the place she needed me to touch her most. I could tell she was getting needy.

I ran my fingers down her slit, collecting all of the wetness that had formed. i stuck them in my mouth and watched as her mouth fell open due to my actions. i put my head back in between her legs and started licking her clit. my hands were gripping her thighs, keeping them all the way apart. she gasped and threw her head back as I kept going. I used one of my hands to put one of my fingers in her. I looked up and saw her eyebrows knit together and her nose scrunched up. her mouth was slack and so many pretty noises were leaving. her one hand gripped the edge of the counter while the other one tangled itself in my hair. after a good couple minutes, I decided to switch it up and moved my tongue down to her hole and my fingers rubbed her sweet spot. this did things for her, and I could tell how much pleasure she was receiving. she started repeating my name, over and over again. I started to pick up the pace, and her moans grew louder. I was thankful for how loud it was outside, but I also wouldn’t have cared if people could hear us.

I felt her legs tighten around my head, and then begin to shake. her chest was heaving, up and down, uo and down. she kept telling me she was close, but it was hard to hear her because she was so out of breath. I kept the pace I had, fucking her with my tongue, as she rode out her high. as she came, I made sure to lock up every last bit. she managed to open her eyes and watch me as i did.

“you’re so hot.”, she panted out, catching her breath. I stood up, now wanting to get a little pleasure for myself. I took her off the counter and spun her around so her backside was against me. I lowered my head to her ear.

“you were so good for me, love. I love seeing you come undone, can we do that a second time?”, I asked, my lips pressed to her ear.

“mhm.”, she nodded, making eye contact with me in the mirror. with that, I bent her over the counter and unzipped my pants. I pushed her entire skirt up all the way so I could get a look at her entire ass. she was bent over, waiting for me. if I was able to take a picture, I would’ve. she looked so incredibly good. I didn’t think she knew how much I had dreamed for this moment.

I ran my tip through her fold, teasing her a bit. she was already wet from her previous climax, so I didn’t need to prepare her too much. I pushed myself into her, but not the whole thing. I watched her face in the mirror. she gripped onto the counter top, and her jaw was slack once again. I let her get comfortable before pushing myself in further, all the way until i bottomed out. she moaned, letting her head fall. I waited a moment for her to get used to my size before I began to steadily move. her head was still down, facing the counter. I used my hand to grip her chin and move her face back up. I started to move a little faster.

“I want you to watch yourself.”, i said. she started to watch all the faces I was making her do in the mirror, and I was going crazy over it. my eyes kept darting between her face and then down, to see myself pound into her.

“mmm, you’re taking me so well, baby. you’re being so good for me, right now.”, I groaned out. during the whole thing, she was a moaning mess. I loved it. I loved how vocal she was about how good I was making her feel.

my arm wrapped itself around her and found her clit again, rubbing figure eights on it. I watched the pure ecstasy spread across her. I kept going all the way in, and almost all the way out before pushing my length back into her at such a fast pace, I knew she would be a mess in minutes. I knew I would be too.

And I was right. after only a small amount of time, she was having trouble keeping her head up.

“Tom! im- im so close again-“, she cried out as I didn’t let myself slow down.

“I know baby, I am too-“

I let my other hand massage her ass, slapping it a couple times too.

I wasn’t lying when I told her I was close. I had been for a while too, but I was holding out for her. I felt the knot in my stomach keep growing and growing, but I could feel it starting to become undone.

“Tom- im, im coming-“, she panted out. her boobs bounced every single time I went in and out.

“me too”, my eyes screwed shut as reached my climax. I felt her reach hers right before me, her legs shaking and a string of moans in the air. that pushed me over the edge, and I felt the knot become completely undone. I groaned as I released into her, my seed dripping out of her hole. I rode out my high for a little, but eventually stopped moving. she was catching her breath.

I pulled over and quickly cleaned myself before zipping my pants back up. I grabbed some toilet paper and cleaned her up too as she resteadied herself. i insisted on helping her get dressed again, despite her saying she could do it on her own. I put her bra and shirt back on. we kept giggling as I did. high off of life. I had wanted to keep the panties i pocketed, but she begged for them back. they were her favorite pair. she put them back on and then readjusted her skirt and hair in the mirror. I leaned against the wall, observing as she did.

“I didn’t think i would ever tell you I liked you.”, I admitted.

“why not?”, she asked, still fixing her hair.

“I think I was too nervous… you know I feel like your the first real crush I’ve ever had.”

“awww, im your first???”, she joked around.

“yes, you’re my first.”, I rolled my eyes playfully. I crossed my arms across my chest.

she turned around and hugged me, placing her head on my chest. she was smiling so big at my confession. I loved her smile. I loved everything about her.

“it’s okay tom, you were mine too.”, she said.

“Wait what?”, I hugged her back with a confused look on my face.

“I’ve liked you since I was like nine, silly. that’s why I was always so close with bill and not as much as you, I was always too like scared to be around you because I had a crush on you.”, she confessed.

“Really??? How did I not know this??”, I asked, shocked.

“I don’t know, you’re just really oblivious, I guess.”, she teased.

I laughed and looked down at her.

finally, i got what I had wanted.

her.

[melobin]

hey. there’s just a few things i want to say. you don’t need to read this but i’d appreciate it if you did.

over the next week or so, melobin will continue to act as normally but with some temporary changes. kinktober will continue, picking up where we left off with seunghan’s day and it will follow each day that’s listed in the masterlist. once kinktober has finished i’ll find something to do for our one year anniversary and at some point over the coming month my next smau will begin.

for the time being all asks are turned off. messages and replies are off for anyone i do not follow. frankly this is just to keep myself sane. my anxiety has been through the roof since i started getting such hateful asks and i don’t want to deal with it, so i wont. i have never sat and took part in bullying anyone, whether it’s seunghan, ot6’s or ot7’s and tbh i dont really understand why i should deal with being bullied myself. so i just wont! it’s upsetting because i genuinely adore talking to anons and interacting with people but if this is how i have to protect my mental health then i will. this decision is indefinite due to the fact i’m unsure when ill feel okay enough to turn them all back on.

during the influx of negative asks i got. i had one speak about how i only support riize so i can write porn about them and it was quite baffling really. i don’t need to nor will i defend myself over this because i know how i feel and that’s all that matters to me. i watched sungtaro debut in nct, i watched all seven members of riize debut last year and they’re a group i hold dearly to me. they just happen to make me hard too.

i’ve spent months receiving accusations of having ill feelings toward seunghan, accusations i never properly understood. i’ve had to stand back and open up about personal struggles just to make people understand why i seem so distant about it all. none of that was anything i owed to anyone but i done it out of trust and comfortability. the moment i stop feeling comfortable on my own blog is the moment i will take action, like i am doing now.

at the end of the day i’ve been here for the past year to support and love riize in everyway i can as well as write for them because it’s something i enjoy doing.

i adore shotaro, eunseok, sungchan, wonbin, seunghan, sohee and anton and i only want the best for them. i will continue to love and support riize in everyway that i can, whether that’s with or without seunghan. if he returns to the group i will support them as seven. if he doesn’t then i will support them as six as well as support seunghan on the journey he takes after.

i am sorry for any inconveniences i may cause by having asks, messages and replies turned off but this is something i need to do for me. my discord server is still open.

[cameoliob]

can i hear about the fic attempt please ?? very intriguing :3

Why of courseee

For context: This was a WIP that I started cooking up a while ago when I got hooked on Kallus' backstory with Jovan-- It's written from Jovans POV and it bounces back and forth between 19 BBY, when he and Kallus first met, and 2 ABY, when Kallus is sent to retreive Jovan from prison as a mission from the rebellion

“What in stars is this,” Jovan grimaced as he stared at the sheets of flimsi that had been unceremoniously dumped in front of him  “I can’t read this!”  “Should have come to class, then,” Alexsandr– Jovan really had to find a nickname for him, that was always a mouthful– said matter-of-factly as he sat in the empty seat across the table.  “I was sick!” Jovan shouted over the increasingly loud commotion of the dining hall. “I go to class whenever I get sick,” Alexsandr shrugged, digging through the various pockets on his bag.  “I had a fever!” “Right.” “I did!” Jovan crossed his arms and stared at the crumpled flimsi in front of him once more. “Would it kill you to keep your notes in a folder?” Alexsandr shot Jovan a look– he did that a lot– as he returned from his bag with a ration bar.  “You’re lucky I’m even giving them to you,” he said, pulling back the silver packaging from the bar, “I’m not usually so charitable.”  “Charitable?” Jovan gawked. “Mhm,” Alexsandr nodded, offering no other response.  “I give you my notes all the time! It’s only fair that you give me notes that I can read,” Jovan pointedly spun the flismi around and placed his finger on one of the many intelligible scribbles on the page, “what is that even supposed to say?”  “Uh,” Alexsandr leaned forwards to squint at the thing, “you're smart, use context clues,” he waved his hand dismissively.  “Oh wow, you’re so helpful. What a good friend you are,” Jovan drawled sarcastically, crossing his arms over his chest. “Oh yeah,” Alexsandr mocked Jovans tone, “the best.” He threw his now empty wrapper at Jovan. “What would you do without me?”  “Have legible notes, probably,” Jovan huffed. “You’d be bored, though,” Alexsandr said as if it were obvious. And as much as Jovan wanted to argue, Alexsandr was right.

^ 19 BBY

“Don’t touch anything,” Kallus snapped as Jovan entered the small common area of the ship. Jovan withdrew his hand from where he’d begun to reach for the flismi copy of a book that laid on the holotable.  “I wasn’t going to,” he lied. Kallus shot him a look and snatched the book from where it sat, opting to tuck it under his arm instead. Jovan huffed as he took it upon himself to slide into the seating by the table. He would be lying if he said he didn’t hope that Kallus would sit across from him.  Kallus remained near the far wall.  “You wouldn’t happen to have any spare clothes, would you?” Jovan drawled, pointedly staring down at the ill-fitting orange jumpsuit that hung from his shoulders. “Orange isn’t really my color.”  “Oh don’t worry, you look terrible in every color,” Kallus shot Jovan look that was half-smile-half-grimace. “I’d argue that I look dashing in green,” Jovan took to inspecting his nails. It wasn’t a pleasant feeling, seeing Kallus so… irked by his presence. Although, that was a bit of a backwards thought, wasn’t it? Kallus was the reason he was in this disgusting prison uniform, anyways. “You’re colorblind,” Kallus narrowed his eyes.  “And I look great in red too.”  “You know what you’d look great in?” Jovan whipped his head up from where he had been staring at his nails. This is what he's been wanting, finally some banter-- at least, that's what he'd thought until he was met by the unamused expression on Kallus’ face. “The brig.”

^ 2 ABY

AHHHHHHHH I DONT KNOW his was just one of those things where I wanted to make it a comic about it but then I had way too many thoughts so I opened a google doc about it, but then I realized that I don't really write for a reason tbh

[rewritingcanon]

Do you have any thoughts on scorbus kids king (beyond Albus insisting that they’re all named after stars and constellations and the likes) because in the same way that they’d get married at like 18-19 a la ‘traditional’ wizards i think they’d be the couple to turn up to christmas one year with a baby without telling anyone (nobody knows how they got the baby and theyre not saying shit) and boom. The first wotter-malfoy grandchild

oooooh! hmm! i actually go back and forth on scorbus children a lot. like i dont have set ocs or anything for them. i can see them with or without kids. i can see them with many or just one. i can see them as boy dads and girl dads. i can see them as all adopted or as donor-conceived. likeeeee i can see everything tbh. but i can tell you what i’m usually set towards:

i reckon one of their babies (i’m thinking the second one if they ever get so far) is sooooo weasley-coded. they don’t act like scorpius or albus but as their fucking grandma ginny. like they may not have the token red hair at all but they certainly act like one. and they’re a stereotypical gryffindor. (first gryffindor malfoy perchance)

i’m also thinking they need to have a diva daughter. like a mini narcissa/lucius just minus the moral abhorrence (they may or may not have a consumerism problem though)

one of the babies has to have the blond malfoy hair. preferably the eldest. idc if that makes me a stickler for tradition.

also i think they would pull the “my grandad is harry potter” “did you know i’m the chosen one’s grandkid?” “oh yeah just going to my pop’s place tonight… did i mention he’s harry potter?” ALL THE TIME 💀 like they would nottttt understand albus’ angst about it (at first) because they won’t experience the same type of pressure as being harry potter’s child.

i think it would be sooo funny if they had kids who are really popular in school and are super charming and good-looking and athletic and just very cool and easily liked. and meanwhile they’re dads are the biggest fucking socially inept losers.

if i was nice i’d give scorpius a bookworm kid. but i don’t think that would happen 😭 he’s fr cursed to be the only nerd there.

now here are some parent!scorbus hcs:

the whole misunderstanding angst between them is scorpius wants to rant to his child about the ottoman empire’s invention of major medical instruments and the child just wants to go play footy with da boys 💔

you best believe albus suffers the potter curse of just never understanding his child 😭 he would totally argue with them all the time. not to the point where they run away though.

i think albus would feel the desire to be a father more than scorpius would initially, but albus would be the strict parent. probably because he did shit like running away and deleting his family from the timeline so he doesn’t want that to happen again yk. how can you blame him

scorpius is the dad that spoils his kids rotten. like he’s NEVER mad. he’s always telling them how proud he is of them and how lovely and cool they are and he’s just constantly inflating their heads to the sizes of large balloons. he’s the dad they go to when they want to ask for something because he’ll normally give it to them. he’d rather they be brats then be unconfident and hate themselves.

also scorpius would get crazy separation anxiety. like it doesnt matter if his kid is 25 that’s his baby and they need to be in arms reach at all times

albus can be the type to freak out at his kids ngl 😭 tbf i dont think he’d do it without reason but he will definitely make them cryyyy and run to their rooms. yk when one of ur parents yells at you when ur a kid and u cry angry tears and can’t verbalise your feelings because you’re tiny and dont know the right words yet. and then you look to your other parent for help and they’re just standing at the side like “🧍‍♂️” yeah the one just standing there is scorpius 💀 no way he’s risking getting clocked too.

scorpius might not voice it in the moment but he’s very good at damage control and managing his family who probably runs quite high on emotions. also he’ll sneak his kids sweets to cheer them up even if they deserved to get yelled at lol

albus is the dad that cleans and washes and styles his daughters’ hair 😭 and he will do it aggressively too like he ties the cleanest but tightest braids and plaits and ponytails you best believe. also he doesn’t play around when his kids come home from primary school with a head lice notification slip. best believe he’s going to scrape through everything.

the kids definitely think scorbus are way too lovey-dovey with each other. cringiest parents ever.

albus is definitely the “how dare you talk to your father like that” kind of guy about scorpius.

albus would pack the most delectable lunch boxes ever and scorpius would write the sweetest daily notes for their kids and put them in the lunchboxes to cheer them

they do not play about bullying whatsoever. someone is getting right hooked if anyone dares with their kid. not hexed, right hooked

albus sobbed when he had to say goodbye to his first child for hogwarts. like he ugly cried right in the middle of the platform. almost collapsed.

scorpius is bombarding their kid with letters. like he’s writing them four times a day to ask how things are and how theyre finding classes and if their classmates are good to them?? and has to be asked to stop 😭

yk how harry was gassing tf out of hogwarts to albus only for it to be shit? just know albus is telling the biggest horror stories about the school to their kid only for them to go there and for it to be fine. this is the visual vibe btw:

albus’ favourite kid is definitely the one who is most like scorpius in some way. but he will deny it

scorpius still tucks them in every night no matter if they’re adults

albus is the type to bitch out alllll of his kids’ friends. “i don’t like [insert friend]” “why” “they seem very…. fake.” “dad you literally have zero friends besides papa why are you speaking rn”

scorpius loves hosting his kids’ birthday parties (bonus if he can make it extravagant) and albus hates it (he dislikes every other child except his own)

albus the type of dad to get the malfoy white streak and a beer belly and blame it on the stress of being a father (he loves his kid(s) heaps, just to be clear).

scorpius would tell his kids when they fell down and scraped themselves that his kiss could make it better. and when he kissed their bruise or cut he’d do a tiny healing spell and fix it so for yearssss these scorbus kids thought their dad was had super magical kisses (yk damn well albus took advantage of that excuse 😭)

if they adopted a kid of another race to them, scorpius is going leaps and bounds to understand his baby’s culture and raise him accordingly so they don’t feel too disconnected (albus will do so too but scorpius would be such an expert at it because he’s a research freak).

i think scorbus would generally follow traditional wizard norms but their kids wouldn’t. the kids are living in the house until they are 35 or something. reason is because their standard of living at home is amazing. albus cooks the best food. they get spoilt rotten by scorpius. they have the combined fortune of two of the richest wizard families… yeah life is good

i shall stop it there but lmk if you want me to yap more because i havent even started on aunt lily and uncle james or their crazy grandparents 😭

[aroace-poly-show]

ok here’s my hammer tier list. my thoughts under the read more

ball peen: s tier. funny name. made me laugh really hard. what more do you need. ok actual description its used for metal working in the peening (hehe) process (surface hardening through impact). its got a rounded head on one side and the other side has a flat side thats sometimes used for chiseling or striking punches (making a hole through a hard thing). but it is in s tier bc of the name.

___ hammer or as i dub it maraca hammer: s tier. maraca hammer. not all of them have the loose steel shot inside tho some are just made of a different material (rubber or durable plastic) that helps like. dampen the force of a hit so it doesn’t bounce back as much. its good for working in tight spaces + preventing accidental damage. would be a tier but the fact theres the maraca version with the beads inside (that serve the purpose of like spreading out the energy of the force of the hit) that you can hear gives it s tier to me

framing hammer: b tier. fine hammer. a type of claw hammer its got like a little bumpy grid on the head that helps it keep a grip while its hitting but it also leaves a mark on the wood it hits. the woods is usually a part of the frame of the structure (as said in the name)and theres a different type (a finishing hammer) to make wood that goes on the outside look nicer so it doesn’t really matter. gets the job done solid hammer

claw hammer: a tier. like the most basic hammer. the kind of hammer you think of when you think of a hammer (unless you think of a mallet). used for wood working mostly bc its not suited for metal stuff, but its got other general uses. a classic. where would we be without you claw hammer

( ‼️ animal death mention ‼️) cow hammer: e tier. can’t find a picture. used for animal slaughter. fallen out of use bc of animal welfare objections. probably kind of cruel way to do that. also just seems really inefficient. makes me sad.

drilling hammer/lump hammer: b tier. a smaller kind of sledgehammer. more light weight with a smaller handle. useful in light demolition work or like cutting stuff with a chisel. also used in scouts stuff!! for like tent stakes and similar things.

gavel: s tier. i think we all know what a gavel is. judges use in it court its the little hammer they bang for stuff. s tier bc i’d have a lot of fun with it if i had it

geologist’s hammer: a tier. its in the name, geologists used it to open up specimens and shit.finds pretty rocks so thats why its a tier. wooo

warrington hammer: s tier. its a kind of cross peen hammer. giggling. fun name unlike the ball peen tho its used for wood working. thin side sets a nail flat side drives it in. can be used for other stuff like fixing a bent nail. more precise than a claw hammer

mallet: b tier. rubber roundish head. bunch of different kinds. didn’t feel like reading every single time since i’m already doing that for the hammers so. b tier

rock climbing hammer: a tier. the wiki page for this is very barren but not much explanation needed i think. its for rock climbing, specifically aid climbing, for putting in and taking out pitons and the like. useful for Not Falling and Dying. but also it looks like a plague doctor mask and its silly and i like it

sledgehammer: a tier. BIG HAMMER!!! also distributes force over a bigger area. but BIG HAMMER!!!!

soft faced hammer: b tier. like dead hammer its for not causing as much damage as normal hammers. but no maraca. no fun colors like it either.

spiking hammer/spiking maul: b tier. used for striking nails into the railroads. cool! idk i dont have a lot of feelings on it and i dont know how much more i can fit in a tier lmao

splitting maul: c tier. more of an ax than a hammer tbh. used for splitting wood.

stone mason’s hammer: b tier. one side has a little thinish part part and the other part is flat. can be used to cut bricks and stones and stuff and chisel without an actual chisel. also used by geologists!

upholstery hammer: b tier. its in the name. used for upholstery. often has a magnetic side for picking up tacks. has kinda been replaced by the staple gun though

hammer drill: c tier. more of a drill but behaves enough like a hammer for me to allow it i guess. im less interested in the mechanically powered ones ngl

jackhammer: a tier. very cool actually. combines a hammer and a chisel. not fun if its nearby bc its loud and annoying but cool if i’m just passing by. used to break up rock and concret and shit. brrrrrrrrrrrr

steam hammer: a tier. now that is a solid mechanical hammer i think. actually hammery. used for shaping forgings and driving piles.

trip hammer: S TIER. I LIED THIS ONE IS A GOOD MECHANICAL HAMMER. variety of uses like for processing grain in agriculture crushing metal ores in mining and in forges formaking iron into workable iron bars. old as fuck too. unfortunately replaced by the power hammer. 

power hammer: a tier. extremely similar to the steam hammer. replaced the trip hammer which makes me sad. but its still cool

nail gun: d tier. that is a gun.

staple gun: d tier. that is also a gun.

[princessbrunette]

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[kwop-kilawtley]

yeah no, ever noticed how Bella act's so defensive and offended whenever Jacob calls the Cullens "leeches" and "bloodsuckers" or is generally mean about them but doesnt say sht when the Cullens (except Carlisle and Esme but they dont say shit either) call Jacob "dog" "mutt" or (fuck you Edward) "mongrel". I get Bella being pissed enough to call him that in Eclipse bc she was forced into a kiss, but in Breaking Dawn after she became a vampire and flipped out over Jacob imprinting (which yea sucks but he cant control it and she knows that) she starts calling him slurs too. (and I reiterate, the Cullens dont do shit to stop or restrain her, and Seth ended up injured because of it!!)

I've seen twilight reddit cope about how it's ""fair"" and ""justified"" bc they do it to each other but it's not the same imo? "leech"/"bloodsucker"/"parasite" DONT have a history of racial discrimination. words like "dog"/"mutt"/"mongrel" DO. The vampire vs werewolf trope isnt the issue here - in Twilight where ALL the "werewolves" are poc and the main vampires are all white, and the werewolves' exist BECAUSE of the vampires, the hate looks very one-sided imho. It's clear who's being discriminated here, and it's not the rich white vampires lmao

Oh twilight reddit, how I hate you so. Haven’t been on there in a while because the last time I posted photos of my twilight merch shrine/shelf, I got smeyer simps shaming me for having Jacob merch. Some attempted to debate with me on this post. Like really, team Jacobs aren’t welcome in any twilight space tbh. They will attack you for simply owning Jacob merch or they’ll at least question it. My post literally got downvoted lol.

So yeah, fuck Reddit. I have had this literal debate you mention on reddit. Theres one idiot in particular on reddit who really says that the wolves are the ones being racist cause they “started” with the slurs. Fucking idiots <3

It’s not at all the same thing when the wolves call the cullens parasites and bloodsuckers. Because I mean it’s literally true, that is what they are. I’d say those are just synonyms for vampire. But aside from that, the wolves existence is BECAUSE of vampires. The DANGER and predatorial nature FORCED them to phase in the first place. And the cullens who could literally live anywhere, were the ones who did it. The cullens actually have no right to call them “dog” “mongrel” “mutt.” These words are not synonymous with “wolf” or “shapeshifter.” Like if the pack wants to call themselves giant dogs humorously, then they’re allowed to. But these fucks use it as a slur.

In general, there is a lot of coping from the team edwino smeyer simp side. They’re deeply insecure and need to protect their feeble white billionaire indestructible immortals at all costs who “won” in the end in canon. Like they need it. They will not even stand for Jacob defending though, forget it. And let’s be real, they don’t give a fuck about the pack lol. Some admit to entirely skipping over their chapters. Which, fine but then don’t try and debate and say shit when you literally don’t even know the text.

To me the vamp vs werewolf is a metaphor for racial disparity but yes, the fact that the pack are indigenous makes this so much worse. I mean, they cannot live on their reservation in peace without colonizer billionaire bloodsuckers moving in and upending their lives even more. They certainly are not well off either and for some reason have to cut their fucking hair. Hate it here!!!!!

I mean I was 10 years old when I first read twilight and I saw these themes LOUD in my face. It’s very much there and obvious. If I was able to see it then how can’t grown adults see it now? Sure you can enjoy your little teen romance book and love the cullens, most of the fandom fits this category, but please do not try to engage in debate with us who aren’t completely under vampire thrall like Bella LMAO. Like seriously it’s straight up ignorance and then their cope is “it’s just fiction about vamps and wolves wahhhh.” Okay again, ignore the racism and blaringly obvious disparity here but don’t engage in meaningful discourse about the topic. Keep it surface level.

Smeyer can use all the flowery prose she wants, she can make the cullens seem like angels, she can attempt to make Carlisle and esme who are cardboard cut out characters seem like the best uwu parents. She can try to make them all seem caring and loving uwuuu. She can make the wolves and cullens work together and make it seem like all is well. But the wolves don’t wanna deal with this shit. It is bullshit that they have to in the first place.

Also, Edward even before the cullens was a rich private school kid. He literally doesn’t get it nor will he ever. He gives Bella the damn diamond chunk on her little wolf bracelet I mean GODDDDDDD I hate it here!!

None of this is a reach nor is it like buried beneath the text. It is all very much right there. It’s even clearer in Jacobs pov but most of the story is in Bella’s POV so maybe it’s not super apparent to some, but it definitely was to me at age 10 and has been forever.

As for that scene in BD, thank god I forgot it cause that shit is simply not real to me. <33333

[elainsgirl]

If you think Gwyn doesn't do anything for the elriel ship then why are you making theories on Elain saving azriel from Gwyn with music which btw SJM said she uses music as a way to show how a character is good and if a character doesn't like music then its evil.

Also how do you think Azriel putting Gwyn deep in his heart and smiling unconsciously thinking about her and him being calmed/settled by her and his shadows dancing and singing to only him and her will play out? (if you think its platonc then would you be okay with your partner thinking like that for another person) and if you blame all these actions on Gwyn luring Azriel with her lightsinger powers then pls do point out the canon text where lightsingers are shown to lure people by making them feel feelings. And not simply changing themselves to appear as friendly faces instead of their real faces which is not fair at all.

Elriel is going to happpen without Gwyn, she does not affect their relationship nor will play a role in their relationship. Those theories, are just theories. What ifs. Some people believe Gwyn will be manipulated, Lure Az in to an area where he will then be kidnapped by Koshei and possible be placed into a deep sleep within the prison where Elain would come and save him but again, it’s just a theory. There’s some where Amren lures Az in or he ends up imprisoned due to his own stupidity and low self worth. Ok and? Rm gwynriel have no unique musical imagery together. Nesta heard Gwyn sing and was affected by it. The singing Az heard & his shadows replied too - was faint and not a soul music, nothing came from it.

well first of anon, respectfully I dont need to exaggerate or twist canon. Az did not place the image of Gwyn “deep in his heart” it was his chest. Something he felt. Ok and when has smiling become romantic? Can you imagine how many Lis characters would have if this was the case? He smiled at the happiness Gwyn would show- In context of him being a mentor too her + seeing her at her worst, this act is a typical response. Its not inherently romantic so there’s no worry there. Nesta also felt calm bcs of Gwyn. Az being w Gwyn provided him a distraction from how he felt after his convo with Rhys but as we know that doesn’t last. A single shadow danced w gwyns BREATH, the furthest thing from romance be frl. Her breath. That is not even close to romantic. And sure, his shadows responded to her singing but again so what? If Az had said how the music settled in his soul, I’d agree that gwynriel are mates. He didn’t.

tbh anon. What did his session w gwyn end in? Not thinking about Gwyn at all after. He ended up at the library by random, not choice. He didnt care who the necklace went to. Wouldn’t call gwyn a friend. Sure he smiled, spark, glow whatever but then what.

the rite happens and he doesn’t show too much concern at Gwyn being taken, having more faith in his training. There is no shift in Gwynriel’s relationship- neither main character notices something different about their relationship. You dont have them staring at each other for long, no hand brushes. Nesta nor Cass noted any attraction or crush between them. Just nada. You get nothing for gwynriel. Where did they end? Talking about a training course. How romantic where as w elriel, they were left on a charged glance.

As for the LS bit, I already answered what I thought here.

Considering Gwyn and Az aren’t canon love interests, there is nothing to worry about for elriel. Gwyn doesn’t affect the couple or their plot. The elriel book will still go on whether or not Gwyn shows up or doesn’t.

[ganondoodle]

Oh man I saw your totk issues post and I agree 100%!! Those are all things that have really bothered me about playing totk, and things that made playing it not nearly as fun (the dungeons, the shrines, the building, etc).

Especially the map!! When I tell you I was so disappointed by the maps on totk, I was hoping for something new! It really just feels like a modded botw, not an official sequel.

I was wondering what your thoughts are on the concept of “what if they had sent link to the past instead”? So the surface map would feature huge differences in the land forms and buildings that exist, and we’d get to see more ganon whenever he visits Hyrule, or go out to the desert to see Gerudo town, etc.

If they really wanted no sheika tech, they could also just have it being newly built? And you could introduce the new characters and such, etc etc.

(I also think the past champions are such a missed opportunity? If botw is about grief and loneliness, and finding hope in the hopeless, and Totk is about coming together despite that, it could have been really interesting if Link had gone to the past! They could have used the past setting as an eerie reminder to what Link and Zelda had lost when the Calamity struck!)

THAT BEING SAID: I’m not as familiar with the legend of Zelda lore, and haven’t played totk very much! I wanted to know your thoughts on this because you seem to have a lot of story and game mechanic knowledge that could explain why this could be a bad/good idea!

(Plus, your discussions are always super interesting to read, as is your custom totk lore, so I’d love to know what you think🩷)

I’m sorry if you’ve already answered an ask like this! If that’s the case, feel free to point that out and I’ll go through your ask tag if you have one:) I hope you have a great day!⭐️

Hi!

im glad you enjoy my rants, i often feel like im being overly mean but tbh were else could i just rant as much as my heart desires without getting spammed by annoying people (certainly not on twitter lol)

i have talked alot, and i mean ALOT, about totk and my issues with it, both lore and gameplay wise, i dont claim to be an expert on any, though i am an old zelda fan and aspiring gamedev, i really only talk about what i feel about it, what i think about it, and by all means im biased as hell xD

if you dont know yet, the "ganondoodles rants" tag is where all my rants go, so if you are interested in reading more on my totk thoughts thats the way to search (given tumblrs search in blog works ..)

and to answers your question, i have touched on it briefly, sending link back in time before the shiekah tech existed would have been an easy way to excuse how they jsut got .. rid of it, bc they didnt, it literally didnt exist yet- and for reusing the map- though that argument falls a little flat bc ... they coud have already done that in present totk, like i brought up in one of said rants, things like flooding gerudo desert, collapsing death mountain, drying out zoras domain etc, and changing the location of the main populations would have already done alot without having to redo the map in its entirety;

the little changes to map itself really wouldnt that big of a deal if they didnt also send you to the EXACT same locations AND repeat the SAME LOCATIONS AGAIN but in the underground, like thats a fact i have talked about multiple times bc its so illogical in every way, anywhere theres a settlement on the surface theres a bigger mine below, its so stupid, the shrines conenct to a lightroot, the same, again, you dont need to explore bc theres nothing TO explore (its also extra weird bc theres one below taburasa (tarrey town) which .... link literally build with dumsda (hudson) a few years ago .. unless that got retconned too idk wth do i know anymore honestly- AND it makes the sonau extra weird bc why the hell do they have a bigass mine under every settlement ESPECIALLY UNDER GERUDO TOWN like, that just adds to my suspicions towards them)

anyway, link to the past was the point and yes, it could have solved a few issues (mainly shiekah tech and the whole "story" taking place AGAIN in the past completely disconnected from you the player) i personally am not so much a fan of it, but that mostly comes down to me just not liking time travel, i dont like going back in time, i want to play and do things in the here and now, i want to repair the damages of the calamity, find out its origins, maybe fix that too, i love to learn about past stuff too, but that more in text, no literal flashback (unless done well), i want to connect to the past but it also holds alot of mystery that maybe shouldnt be touched upon, some mysteries and unkowns are much more interesting when left as such, i want to THINK about things and come to conclusions that are logical and makes sense in hindsight even if it wasnt clear at the start, i dont want information and what to think about it told to my face over and over like im stupid

after botw i really didnt care much about the past, maybe about the acient hero who alot of people specualted to be of gerudo origin due to its red hair- which also got a monkeys paw curled bc in totk they do sth with but its so stupid and insulting that i do not accept it as canon, say what they want, there are no dog people anywhere in the past nor present botw/totk wtf is that i hate it- and its not even .. why is that the reward for that, it has literally NOTHING TO DO WITH TOTK ITSELF I COULD YELLLL AAAARGH

main point is that really, i wanted to explore the past .. in the present, i hoped to find broken old shiekah structures, old labs and maybe some left over damage and records from when the old king persecuted the shiekah for their tech, i wanted to know where the ancient energy the shiekah used was coming from, what the boss arena in the middle of hyrule castle really was- so many things just discarded and acted like they never happened or mattered; i dont want to travel into the past, i want to discover whats left of it, piece it together, discover dark secrets you can ask no one about bc all that knew about it are long gone- thats what intrigued me about botw, it felt like there was so much left to discover only for totk to throw it all away and just do its own thing .. but not commit to that hard enough either so its neither its own thing nor a sequel-

.. that wasnt really what you wanted to know was it? xD sorry i tend to ramble on if someone seems to give me permission to

to sum it up, i think it COULD work, sending link to the past instead, if done well, but so could canon totk have been, it could have been done well but wasnt for reasons i dont know and tbh even fear bc i worry its sets a dark future ahead of zelda; i personalyl am just not a fan of time travel so i dont have that much to say to it :O

[pitohuimaki]

k, so. breakdown for titania.

first immediately is i know i want to alter the design from the anime. in the anime her skirt seems quite stiff and i also dont love the movement or silhouette of the whole set. i’m taking my main inspo for the silhouette and layering from the manga, and fabric inspo in coming from the new york city ballet’s midsummer nights dream and doujins

second concern is that i’ll need to build the top around a bra so there’s support. her top is in two sections, while i’ll cal the base and the tie for convenience. the base is quite short and tight, so i can easily (hahahaha help me) sew it over a good underwire bra, but i might have to go down a cup size. i shall figure this out once i’m satisfied with a pattern. but the tie will be fairly straightforward after i choose a fabric for it

for fabrics, i want something i can layer and build opacity with. i want it to be quite flowy and light, she’s supposed to be a fairy after all so i want a very ethereal fairy feel. also with the opacity, ideally it wouldn’t be fully plain stark white. i’d like something a little see through (not showing through fully, but that’s where layering comes in) because that’s the way it’s described in the light novels

her armbands do nothing for me in the original design so i���m going to add some kind of sleeve. i don’t know if i want something little or something big. maybe i’ll make a few options. i just want to add all the movement i can. i’ll have a canon compliant version too, but i also want my absolute dream version lmao

REMOVABILITY!!!!! v important!!!!!!!!!!!!! layered skirts are so hard to pee in you guys!!!!!!!! i’m going to have a miniskirt type thing at the bottom layer of the skirt (like when it’s torn) because 1) i want to be able to remove layers of the skirt for convenience without showing my entire ass and genitalia 2) i’d rather over-plan for the idea of maybe doing something with the torn outfit so at least i have it if i want it lol

drop waist!! which the canon design already has but asuna has a very long torso (matches kazuto’s long chicken legs) so i would like to accentuate the drop waist a little to make my torso look longer and make me look taller

tbh the wig is a nightmare. wigs long enough don’t come in the right colour so i think i’ll have to dye a rapunzel wig or something. i’ve found a couple of 60 inch wigs so hopefully i can run some experiments on my test wigs and try to perfect how to dye them

i want some strappy heels because as mentioned before i am short

genuinely don’t know what to do for jewellery. obviously i can’t take out my piercings so i’ll just wear silver and maybe some little pearls in my top holes and some cascade-y silver earrings on my bottom holes. and she has elf ears so i’ll need to add the plating to the top of them (also need to do it for oberon but i’m procrastinating him so hard because i need to redo everything)

[sieglinde-freud]

i rly love thinking about potential awakening trio pairs in fates (not with eachother) and judging whether or not i think their partner would actually come back to ylisse with them. like i know all of the endings (with very few exceptions) have them go back, but lets be so real. they didnt proofread those endings. i dont buy half of them. like why would xander, mr definition of patriotism and being bound by duty, go to ylisse if it wasnt guaranteed you could come back? i dont really know if camilla would be willing to leave her family like that either, especially if she has a kid and they dont come back with them (i dont remember ophelia’s ending but soleil stays in nohr, right? …then again i generally disregard this too LMAO). corrin in conquest i can kiiiind of buy leaving? but… i dont know. it feels a bit off. rev corrin straight up doesnt leave though which makes way more sense to me.

but then i also think the awakening trio might be willing to compromise. some more than others. like i think i’d be easier to convince odin to stay than selena or laslow but also it would depend on the situation. i think if one of them married xander or ryoma (i love you rarepair shippers 😘), they’d all feel inclined to stay? but if it was someone like. benny (who i dont think would push too much to stay anyways tbh) they’d probably be like “nah pack it up babe were leaving”

but also some characters i think would jump at the opportunity to leave so there wouldnt even be a debate. azura i think would love a fresh start but ive talked about that before. i dont exactly buy into selena/subaki being canon but for what its worth i think he’d be down. leaving sakura would suck but aside from her there’s not much for him there and ditching his family would probably improve his mental health a lot. i think nyx would also be down to leave. i dont remember if i posted about it or if i j left it in my drafts but i feel like a fresh start where she can leave behind her past and work on her individual atonement without feeling constant guilt would help her tremendously (and uh. i do hc she goes with laslow and henry/tharja/laurent/SOMEONE breaks her curse in ylisse. thats so self indulgent tho). with no queen mikoto i think orochi and reina would be alright leaving, trusting hoshido to ryoma (ALSO HAVE YOU GUYS READ THAT ODIN/REINA FAN SUPPORT ON YOUTUBE? GOOD SHIT). also. and hear me out. i think takumi would be down to go. i think if theres peace in the land, and his siblings take over, he might be willing to leave it all behind and find a new purpose for himself in ylisse. thats just me tho. if you tell peri theres fun monsters to kill in ylisse she’d already have beaten them there

[ofmermaidstories]

hello, darling mermsy!! i’m back, yet again, with another brainrot proposal for you — but this time for our blasty boy!

we’ve heard of dekules, but are we ready for bakushang? shangkugo? (basically just katsuki as li shang, i’m realising only now that there’s no easy way to merge their names together <//3) they’re both tall, dark, brooding, but are soft and caring if you get through to them deep enough. our courageous, troublemaking Y/N and the newly appointed captain of the emperor’s army, bakugo katsuki! what a perfect match!!

i believe this isn’t by any means an original idea!! i know andy has a fic about this (it’s absolutely incredible, melted my brain just three chapters in) if u haven’t already read it!!! just wanted to get your take on this if u haven’t already done one yet, bc i recently rewatched the 1998 mulan and had the lightbulb to word vomit about this to you!!!

hansy!!! my love!!! i’m sorry, i meant to slip into your inbox to wish you well/ask how your exams went—are you free from the perils of schoolwork, yet??? you’re so clever, i bet you did well. 🥺🍀

but okay let’s play, LOL. War Paint was one of the very first BNHA x Reader fics I ever read so I will always be fiercely loyal to it!!! Saying that, and I mean this with nothing but absolute love Andy, DONT @ ME, but reading War Paint gave me less Mulan vibes and more Song of the Lionness ones.

(Simplifying it—really simplifying it—a girl pretends to be her twin brother so she can train as a knight! There’s lots of magic and even some romance and Tamora Pierce has been one of my favourite authors since I was a kid!)

I think it has to do with the fact that War Paint is focused on barrack/training/castle life and the subplot with the thief—whereas when I think of Mulan, I think of war.

Mulan is one of my favourite 🅱️isney movies!!! I first saw it when my primary school had a fundraiser—they set up a projector and screened Mulan and I very distinctly remember being overwhelmingly excited as the opening credits started (I nearly choked on my red twists/twizzlers) and my Dad telling me I had to be quiet LOL. If I had to make a graphic showcasing all the fundamental pieces of media to both my personality and who I became as a person, Mulan would be centre of it. 🥹

(PSA: true to your heart is a bop and has been in my liked songs on spotty ever since i’ve had an account!)

Tbh, I’d never seriously tackle a Mulan-inspired fic just out of respect for Andie Trousers Multipled by Several, but if I did, I would absolutely play hard into the war angle LOL. Maybe even indulge in some war crimes!!! You know that scene where they finally make it to the village in the pass and it’s been burnt to the ground? Yeah. Yeah. 😌 I think we can ramp that up. Have our Reader and Captain Bakugou & Co engage in some Revenge War Crimes. People are bastards in wars already, without feeling justified about it. I was literally just watching a documentary the other week about some Aussie soldier who’s facing trial (has faced trial?) for being an absolute cunt—one of his lighter cruelties involved him shooting a family’s tied-up dog as he searched their home, so take that, take the power people feel like they have when you give them a weapon and a uniform, and then put them in front of a massacred village and see what happens next. 🔪

And idk id guess there’d be a romance in there somewhere too. 💀💀💀💀 tbh im more interested in the war tho LOL. (BECAUSE!!!! LISTEN!!! i like a challenge!!!!!!!! And I think trying to fic-ify an AU that dovetails closely to the (🅱️isney) Mulan tale brings up a lot of interesting questions when it comes to world-building, and like what you need to avoid/honour, especially if you’re borrowing from an actual, real world culture for it. The Mulan legend is Chinese, for starters—and My Hero has a Japanese cast written by a Japanese man. So, okay, maybe to simplify things for ourselves we Fantasy-AU it—but then do we eurocentric the world around them, to play it safe? Is that less playing it safe and more whitewashing? My Hero being Japanese informs the canon characters, which are traits that spill over into our fanon. Traits that we love! So is it a disservice to them to strip them of it, just so we can play War? Does this stripping make it worse when we bring in atrocities like slain villagers, and revenge acts? Do we honour canon by letting them keep their Quirks? How badly does that ramp up things then???? Like, idk, I could literally bang on about this for hours (and have, in the group chat LMAO im sorry besties 😭))

This is literally too much overthinking for your ask, Hansy, I’m sorry. 😭 ITS IMPORTANT THO. Because the world around them informs our characters!!!! So pretending we sort all that out, now we have our upstart, hot-as-shit Captain Bakugou, who has idolised General Toshinori for years now—and he’s out to prove he can train the best of them!!! Except he’s working with like, farm boys! Gutter-rats, given the choice of this or execution! Maybe there’s a cohort of like, genuine scrappers, but Captain Baku here has deliberately been given the bottom of the conscript list: this is a test. And I!! Personally!!! Think that should make him an utter bastard when dealing with our Reader!!! I think in canon, Bakugou is like, learning that people need more than to be told “u suck, do better” so I like to believe Captain Bakugou would try—maybe he and his lil friends learnt hard in a trial by fire when they were kids, during the First War—so he’s earnt this leadership role. But he’s used to fighting with peers! Peers that knew what they were doing! And now he has to oversee the training of like, the most inept civilians he’s ever witnessed! I think we could justify him losing his cool—specifically with our Reader. 😌

A Reader who doesn’t take it!!! I’ve always liked that in 🅱️isney’s Mulan, she does it for her father. So I’d give that same motivation to our Reader—a tomboy who’s always been better at giving the village boys a run for their money in their little games, who’s always wanted to go and play with them when they roughhouse. Maybe to make things more interesting, we introduce a fiancé—one of those same village boys! They grow up together, have an arranged match. Maybe he’s genuinely kind, in love with Reader whereas Reader’s just kinda like, ho-hum—but then the War pt. 2 rolls in, and he’s swept off in the first round of conscription (so that there’s no one left to volunteer in Reader’s place for her dad, in the next round!).

Oh. You know what? We could ramp up that massacred village scene by making his platoon or whatever they’re called the ones that were stationed there—so Reader finds fiancé’s helmet!!!!! And then she’s all like, omg, 😧. And then she could tie it to her saddlebags and eventually bring it home to his folks. 🥺

(Reader and Bakugou could prop themselves up in their grief, maybe? Because I know in the film the stationed army is overseen by Li Shang’s father, right? So maybe in this version it’s like, idk, Jeanist or Edgeshot or something. Maybe Endeavour? Less because I think Bakugou would be cut up about it, and more because that means we could throw Todoroki in there as well, like, presumed dead (and then he’s NOT because I know Andy would have my head if I killed off her Special Angel Man in a fic!!!), but then that means in the meantime that Bakugou can mourn one of his besties (and they are besties!!!)).

I don’t want a dumbass Bakugou, either, so I think we’d have to follow Andy’s lead and have our Captain clue in early-on that Reader has been lying about their identity. And Bakugou just admires tenacity so he’s less like omg my gendernorms are being called into question and more like FUCK why won’t this useless extra get better at FIGHTING??? That could also maybe make any romantic moments kinda interesting—Reader could have this whole internal thing of, oh my God, he doesn’t know the truth, I’m terrible, is he going to be embarrassed when he finds out??? And then you have the actual reveal—someone else making the discovery, and wanting Reader executed for it, and then Bakugou’s refusal to do so is less a begrudging “you saved my life, and now my debt is paid” and more a silent confession of his feelings!!!!

I just—there’s so much you could do!! There’s so much you could do with all of that!!! Urk!!!! I wanna rip into it with my TEETH. I just—aJFDLKSFJLKSDFJLdmfhfskdmhj.

[mummer]

How would you rank the Wes Anderson films you’ve seen? Not necessarily in a best-worst list. While I can’t rank them in a tier myself, I could easily go my whole life without watching Rushmore or Darjeeling again. That’s not something I could say about Tenenbaums or Asteroid City.

this is an interesting question! im honestly relatively new to a lot of his filmography so idk if i have super strong hard opinions on a lot of it, i’d like to watch them all at least a couple times 🤔 also i havent seen bottle rocket or any of his short films

s tier: asteroid city, sorry but i literally cannot remember another movie ive watched that many times in that short a period so it’s gotta mean something to me lmao (IT’S ON VOD TODAY YOU DONT HAVE AN EXCUSE)

a tier: royal tenenbaums (i was really sleepy when i watched it but i know on rewatch it’s gonna slay me), grand budapest (seen a couple times, probably the most tightly directed, really a comedy, i could just throw it on whenever no problem, dont emotionally connect with it tho tbh)

really good: life aquatic (incredibly funny script, zissou is such an unlikeable main character it started bothering me, however bill murray should probably have gotten an oscar for it, absolutely gonzo insane direction where i literally could not comprehend how they made most of it, all timer blanchett accent, gorgeous), moonrise kingdom (it’s so small scale! very very cute but unless you get really tethered to the love story you do feel the smallness)

fun time: darjeeling ltd (i like brother drama, the train is cool), fantastic mr fox (i have beef with roald dahl wes innocent), french dispatch (unclear memories, only saw in the theatre, enjoyed it at the time, timothee should only play comedic roles), rushmore (it’s very cute and sweet and schwartzman is just a tiny baby giving the performance of a lifetime)

dont remember: isle of dogs, literally 0 memory of this whatsoever. there were dogs idk

[qoldenskies]

what’s the relationship between kickback donnie and mikey like considering dons whole “the older members of the family are doing their best but struggling to provide so it’s falling onto the younger members but i’d rather die before mikey has to shoulder any of this” mindset

mikey is... very lonely.

that's probably the best way i can put it ngl. mikey is so lonely at this point in his life. despite being so excitable and social he's grown up with the people around him and being the glue-eater (/aff) as a first grader has heavily defined his relationships with them. not to mention he's trans and its really a struggle to find acceptance-- he's more open about it than donnie is (donnie goes full covert whenever he leaves the house) but he really only tells his peers, not his teachers or anything. its kind of a thing people joke about like it a disgusting rumor, and he knows. he's not ashamed of it, but he kind of regrets coming out of the closet to so many people without having access to care first. donnie probably advised him to be careful and he didn't listen. (i think he definitely discovered it because donnie did, this is something they bond over and find solidarity in, and it's why they're so close)

but he USED to have donnie and leo there with him. i'll probably make raph a little older (by 2-3 years, i mentioned this a while ago and realized it'd work well for kb!raph in particular) than he is in canon so he's kind of been in a whole other world outside of before and after school, but mikey's only a grade apart from the twins, so he'd always make an effort to stick around them when he could. donnie didn't have much of a social life either (he ended up being the butt of the joke with all of his so-called friends, so he just gave up after a certain point) so he always appreciated it, but leo was fickle and a little harder to find. he never fully distanced himself from his little brothers but his friends were fucking mean and mikey didn't like them lmaoo. leo kinda didn't either.

but now they're both. gone. donnie's in running start, its VERY rare he comes by the campus. leo had to drop out because he couldn't make it mentally. mikey has expressed distress about it before but their reasons are COMPLETELY understandable at the same time so he's kind of tried to swallow it down to be supportive, even though it was a heartbreaking development for him. without donnie (who had a reputation as a scary bitch, something he HATED but wasn't afraid to use) or leo (who knew how to actually be scary) there at his side, people are braver about being shitty to him and he's kind of keeping it to himself. there's a lot of kb!mikey angst that could be explored tbh.

oh not to mention he has adhd and keeping up with schoolwork is very hard. it's how he mainly interacts with donnie now, who will willingly take time out of his day to tutor him-- even when he's at the point where he has classes from 12-3pm, his first job immediately from 3-7pm, and then he's leaving for a SECOND under-the-table shift starting at 11pm and ending at 7am (and he has to walk, in the dark, and its winter, so april wont catch on). he gets like three hours, tops (if he's not paying their bills, getting their groceries personally so they wont know how short they are on money, or doing odd jobs to make more). but if mikey asks? he'll do it.

they both make a lot of efforts to be around each other, but both of them have a lot of shit going on that they dont want to put on the other. there's kind of a mutual "i dont want to put more on him right now" going on that makes them both reluctant to be honest about how heavy this all weighs on them. a lot of donnie's relationships at the point of the story are not doing well and are even rapidly degrading with his own mental state. he cares about mikey so much and he really misses him, too. they have something unique because they're the only ones that can really understand each other with their particular brands of queerness. maybe they even chose each other's names. when donnie's lie inevitably collapses in on him and he finally gets to rest, they'll definitely go back to being inseparable.

[wiretism]

important not all important question. Would Aaron, hypothetically of course, skip to the end/spoil the ending of something when reading or watching something? In like some modern au or whatever au needs to exist for him to be able to watch stuff like shows,,.. Anywasy my reasoning for this actually not very important but very important question is that like. Me and my friend took an old “what character are you quiz?” and obviously those don’t actually mean anything and I know that. It’s fun to do every sixty months but hey whatever’s. Anyways we got Aaron and Alex and I was like “huh that’s neat. Didn’t think I’d get him” (Aaron) and my friend got Alex. Now I would’ve just continued on in my life but my dear amazing friend seemed really happy about that!! He hasn’t read anything about them just heard me say random stuffs about them haha, but he thought it was really cool that we’d get twins because there’s a lot of stuff about the both of us which are pretty cool coincidences. Like how both of our birthdays are a day apart, along with our younger sisters birthday being a day apart. Both our parents having the same name, both of them knowing one of my really olds friends mom (but I guess that isn’t too crazy). There was a BUNCH of other stuff but my memory sucks 😓 Anyways he was really happy about it, so it hasn’t left my mind like usual! obviously I don’t think we’re anything like them, but it’s still fun to see your guys explanation on like certain things about characters and go “haha wow I kinda do that. That’s pretty cool that characters awesome”. Anyways this kinda brings me to your post(s) about Aaron wanting to be in control (?). I’m not sure if this really correlates but I quite literally live off spoilers, and I tried watching an anime without spoiling it for myself. This had a lead me to the conclusion that I literally can’t watch something without spoilers. I had not a clue what would happen in those next few seconds, didn’t know if the character was going to stay dead, and for the life of me it was bugging me out so bad idea to go search up if the character is actually dead. There was like a few seconds left but I couldn’t tell whatsoever if he was going to get back up and spook us all. The minute I learned he did die, but comes back later as some sort of puppet, I was fine to keep going on! The same with books, no matter what I’m reading I have to look at the next few pages to see how it turns out or the next few paragraphs. I can not stop myself, and I know it’s a pretty common thing to do probably, but eh. What I’m getting at is, do you think Aaron would do that? Or another character maybe? Because it’s like, not knowing what’s going to happen, but you have the opportunity to know what happens if you spoil it for yourself, so you gotta do it? I don’t know it just kind of reminded me of that one post you where you were explaining the whole “in control” thing. Also if this isn’t a bother already, who do you think would walk on their tippy toes all the time/sometimes?? There’s gotta be at least one person from all those books…..,

love this ask tbh but UHM! I think maybbeee he would. impatience ig? possibly being new to expressing himself freely and reading a book and like. clutching his knees and staring and digging his nails into his legs. so while he's learned to be patient w people its like okay but what then. i can also see him getting frustrated with books in general idk. he's not rlly my blorbo so i dont have a super clear answer for u </3 my pick is yes sometimes. as for the in control, yeagh that DOES make sense for me. but by the time he's reading anything that CAN be spoiled he's already let go of that need for control and now wants to live on a tiny little island and plant things with his grandfathers

as for the tippy toes!! I can see Henry doing it when he's younger. Maybe Crow too. Uhmmm. Meg as well!!

[chasing-rabbits]

What is wrong with some people like for real ughhh I don’t know who the fuck has moved into the block of flats down the road from me but they are pissing me off. So like where I live it’s a bunch of old large houses all converted into flats but right at the end of the road right by the roundabout there’s this new block of flats that actually wraps around the road so technically it’s under an entirely different postcode/road so really there shouldn’t be any mistakes if you’re using proper GPS and if you know the area then you know all the houses are also flats and yet Royal Mail managed to deliver £200’s worth of shoes to the massive block of flats instead of my place. Luckily they were sent tracked with photo proof and GPS so it was easy to prove it was sent to the wrong person but I was kinda annoyed she’d accepted my packages then I thought okay could be a mistake but then obviously she kept them regardless and I was annoyed but not super super annoyed right cos again who knows and I considered going over there but then I thought whats the point she’s probably just gonna deny it right. Better to go through the people I ordered from. But then tonight we order a pizza of all things and this place has never had an issue finding us but no of course tonight I find out that our pizza was delivered to the bitch in Flat 4 at the block of flats. It was actually the owner who was going out make deliveries tonight and he said that he had no clue because she just accepted it. They made us a new one but the point isn’t the pizza its that like seriously she’s gonna take shit as silly as a pizza now too. We’ve got some hand embroidered sweaters coming from Etsy soon and now I’m just really concerned about them going to her flat by mistake because she’s just gonna accept them. So on the weekend I’m gonna go over there with my dad because tbh I don’t really feel comfortable going there on my own and I’m gonna ask her about the boots and if she got them by mistake not because I think she’ll admit it or give them back & tbh I dont want them back now but because I can’t open a case for theft with the police until I’ve reached out to her and given her an opportunity to return the items because I don’t really feel like playing Russian roulette everytime I order gambling on whether or not we’ll actually receive our goods and I don’t want to pay extra for tracking every single time either because without tracking proving it went to the wrong address I’d probably struggle to get a refund because there’s no proof otherwise or it’d be hard to prove.