#i dont know what to tag this as actually lol

[best-fictional-pterosaur]

NEXT TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

Some of you were very diligent about submitting candidates for the Best Fictional Dinosaur Tournament, known famously(ish) as the Saurnament. You didn't hesitate to submit every single member of your favorite dinosaur themed group of characters... however, due to such injustices as "taxonomy" and "evolutionary lineage" and "fundamentally differing skeletal plans", you were unfairly forced to leave exactly one (1) member of said team out of your submissions.

Well, I've assumed and then heard your complaints, and it is for that reason that I am proud and somewhat terrified to announce the next tournament that I will host right here on this blog...

The Best Fictional Pterosaur Tournament, also known as the Ptournament!!!

The rules for this tournament are much the same as the previous tournament, except of course for the defining criteria being that all submissions must be fictional characters that ARE or PRIMARILY BASED ON pterosaurs!

In addition, UNLIKE the last tournament, you will be able to submit propaganda for any candidate, which will be added to every poll they are involved in!

Details to follow such as dates for opening submissions, etc in another post, but for now please just spread the word and get ready if you're interested! And if not, well, no hard feelings, feel free to unfollow, but please consider reblogging a few posts to potentially notify any of your followers if they are interested!

Edit: I knew I would forget to tag @tournament-announcer !

[barblaz-arts]

Hi! Well, I saw that in December you made a post quoting from an anonymous confession about how Vaggie would be more loved if she were a man. Well I have an essay/text about that and my comparison of her to another male character and her dealings in the fandom (it's from Helluva Boss to be honest I'm not as interested in the series as I used to be), which I also published on the Hazbin Hotel confessions account but I have no idea what day I will publish it, So as I got a little inspiration from what you said, I'd like to share it with you if it's not too much trouble, of course if you're interested in that.

(I would have posted it on Twitter myself but that app is screwing with my head and my mental health and I'm taking a break from it)

If you're talking about this...

... Then lol I've actually been saying this since like July

I don't really watch HB so I'm not sure how much i could contribute to having that essay shared to me specifically. I dont wanna form opinions about a show i haven't watched more than one episode of. It just wouldn't be fair. But if you wanna share it just for the sake of getting it out there, then sure, go ahead. I understand not wanting to share it on twitter. The amount of dumbass replies i got for that was annoying. I dont even get why they happen upon Chaggie/vaggie positive tweets often enough to always comment with hate. I for one only ever ran into stuff i hate like ch*rlastor posts in my fyp ONCE, and when i do it's only bcuz they tag chaggie too.

Anyways. Yes. Go ahead. This is a safe space. Who knows i might learn something.

[ryomaandgundhamkin]

saw something like this once on pinterest, and was mentioned once to me. i don’t have Pinterest but i think i got addicted to enough apps already. i hate this so much when it does happen.

i love getting a notification from Pinterest with recommended pins just to see my own shit on there reposted by somebody else without credit or anything

oh, and the comments are always also really awesome too they're great if they're not busy being confused by the artist or what's going on or being too cringe that is

will always find smth they don't like and ask for it to stop cuz getting it out of recommend too wild of a challenge for 'em not like it's gonna reach the actual artist who made it in the first place anyway they don't even know their work's out there

<3

[blkkizzat]

I've been holding this in for a while but the latest "lets flood the x reader tags with posts complaining about what writers write" has pmo to my limit. allow me this please and i will put the rest under the cut...

for the love of god please stop calling people on tumblr, especially smut writers/enjoyers, 'porn addicts' because you sound like an uneducated, highly sheltered, dumbfuck.

i'm sorry but you sound slow and like you have zero life experience. and it seriously makes me question if you are a minor hiding behind an 18/19 age tag. (because it is always y'all especially saying this).

do y'all know what addicts are? have you ever had an addict of anything in your life? do you know what that entails?

What IS a porn addiction.

being an addict means your entire life is centered around your addiction.

it means your work, school, home and general relationships with everyone in your life is being negatively affected by this addiction

It means if you are driving/taking public transport, you watching porn.

out with friends or dinner with family? you're sneaking away to consume porn or reading smut.

At work/school, you watch or read in the background (think of all the stories of kanye west in adidas boardroom meetings literally having porn playing in the background while they discuss shoes... insanity and i can only imagine the amount of paperwork HR had to do to ensure no one would gets sued).

Overall, you are constantly consumed by the urges to consume smut/porn and its the main priority in your life. THAT is addiction.

What is NOT a porn addiction:

It's not after a long stressful day of work, school, and just surviving in this fucked up world (especially if you support yourself 100% and pay bills) wanting to decompress and escape by writing, consuming or enjoying smut/hentai/porn about fictional characters.

hell it ain't even a porn addiction if to fall asleep or decompress you need to self-soothe rub one out to it at night to relax to smut or hentai or porn links.

It's more of a reflection of a fucked up world who majority of people are so stressed because they can barely afford a living or have no access to mental health services, let alone medicines, or maybe they have all that but they also are just trying to exist in a country that either wants to take all their rights away or see them d3@d. it could be literally anything that causes them stress and they just want some relief and endorphins. that is not an addiction. sure its not the solution to their issues, but its helping them get by and they are perfectly functional without consuming porn.

now COULD there be some people on this app who do have porn addictions? Sure, but those aren't the people you know about who are taking the time to write fics, or engage with others or be apart of the community. they are likely just blank accounts liking/reblogging so they can just binge all day.

and low key the once or twice i did see someone say "they had a porn addiction" they literally just sounded like the actual root of the issue was depression and using smut/porn as an avoidance to dealing with issues. BUT it didn't quite qualify as an addiction because they were easily able to disengage cold turkey and not have it negatively effect them when they did decide it was getting to be unhealthy. thats also not an addiction, maybe heading towards it but not there yet. addiction means dependency you dont have a dependency if you are able to give it up easily.

wanna hear about someone who actually had a porn addiction i've personally seen? so storytime...

i've worked in media most of my career. at one point i worked for the mouse's sports company (think about it lol should be obvious). for orientation i was flown out to big HQ. everyone is given a tour of the facilities where they film everything at. also we saw behind the scenes. you know in tv/movies you see those dark rooms where producers/editors sit during a live broadcast? those rooms. so at this company they allow people to see into those rooms without disturbing them (as they could be live on air) as there is a dark one way type of mirror so you can see in, but they cannot see out/see hallway light that would be distracting.

one of the jobs in the production rooms at this sports company is a sports analyst. now this aint no easy job to get, it is probably one of the hardest jobs in the entire company to get, harder than executive interviews, as they open applications once a year and there is probably 6K+ applicants for that ONE position. your job is to feed the sportscasters sports facts live as they are on air. 95% of what you give them has to be off the top of your head, so you literally just have to know hundreds of random sports facts and just be able to give that to them at a moments notice. its a very respected job in the company cause these guys know their shit and study sports facts for years to get this position.

so wouldn't you know one of them had a porn addiction.

on my tour, literal first day at the job, and we were walking by one of production rooms. there sitting at the back row, so the row we can see the easiest that is in front of the windowed mirror. he is literally sitting there with three monitors: whats happening live on air, random files/notes, and then hardcore porn of this woman getting fucked from all angles by like different men. He wasn't even jerking. He wasn't even looking at it. He was just doing his job like having that porn up was the most normal thing in the world, like it was a fuckin podcast lmfao. LOL our tour guide was so scandalized, she immediately rushed us away from there and phone in on her walkie talkie. (it was a kiiii though me and this other guy were trying not to laugh but i was literally in tears trying to hold it in. i think other people thought i was crying cause i was upset but it was just too funny but i had to play it off cause people got yelled at for laughing).

but the sad part is i heard later that the guy didnt even realize he had it up. that watching porn was just so normalized to him and something hed do all the time he didnt even think that he had pulled it up at work. Now he fucked up his dream job and is unemployeed with a super niche skill having to provide for his family and i think he had like 3 kids too. He'd studied 5 years straight to get that job and he blew it. THATS what addiction looks like. That's how it can utterly destroy your life. Even an addiction that is not drugs can physically destroy you can still tear apart your life.

I don't think anyone who calls people reading smut on tumblr 'porn' addicts understands that. nor do you have the proof to know what people do outside of this app to know how it is or isnt consuming their life.

this was long and alot but i needed to get his off my chest cause some of y'all really be pmo by how ridiculous you sound throwing around the term 'porn addiction' please grow tf up, quickly.

imma start blocking y'all saying it too cause regardless of your age im going to assume you are a minor cause theres no way an actual adult with any kind of education or life experience is saying this shit.

cut it tf out.

xoxo, Kali.

p.s. this also includes haters of twt porn links saying people who like/enjoy them have addiction. im callin' your dumbasses out too.

[mooonyyyy]

10 PEOPLE I WANT TO KNOW BETTER

thank you @nidoole @tsukiko31 & @bowieluvr91 for tagging me!!

last song: overdrive by conan gray (obsessed with this song, mv, aesthetic EVERYTHING - i need it in my blood)

favorite color: red!! specifically maroon/dark red

last movie: moana (one of my fav movies UNIRONICALLY)

last TV show: emily in paris! kinda a guilty pleasure show but my gf is really into it rn so im watching it with her

sweet/spicy/savory: SWEETSWEETSWEET i have SUCH a sweet tooth and i am not sorry about it

relationship: been with my gf for over two years! we live together and aren't perfect but we're perfect for each other ☺️

last thing i googled: "music major requirements" STOP so this is actually research for james' character in the fic im writing HAHA

latest obsession: chew me up, dont spit me out by damagecontrol (i have not stopped thinking ab this fic since i finished it) OR conan gray (i have binged all his videos on every platform possible LOL)

looking forward to: going back to school!! (classes have been cancelled for a few days due to snow where i am BUT as much as i complain sometimes, i really love what im doing with my life (dance) and i can't wait to get back to it!)

NO PRESSURE tags (sorry if you've already done this and i just dont know!!): @solarissuns @take-me-out-tonight @silly-silly-goose @glitchedcrows @iwanttobestarchaser @prongss78 @123letsgobestie @the-person-that-did-that @thespermthatwontherace @emstarmoons @mexicanpadfoot @allstse oops i think thats more than 10!

[chonnysinferno]

sigh

[wolfgirltummy]

Mommy wants you to be a Good Pet, can you do that for me <3? Mommy wants you to- oh shit i spilt the pink paint, it's all over the post now oh fuck its ruined, i ruined it goddammit this always happens FUCK

[one-chaotic-neautral]

Arcane ships ranked, for fun

The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.

feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)

[lackpenny]

a broken man's last effort, all for nothing

[tubbytarchia]

My friend convinced me of the potential of this very specific trio (especially in a roadtrip context) so I'm spreading the propaganda

Again, oddly specific trio but listen. Look at this graph @liauditore made. This is all you need to know (TLDR these guys make for fun duos between one another, but putting all three of them together would neutralize any cons that would arise otherwise)

We call them sappies because idk it sounds cute and funny. Very vaguely based on the idea of tree sap (not just from how that can be related to "treebark" but also the idea of sap being a thing that helps a tree survive and making for good glue and medicine in some cases. Idk they're sappy. You get it)

The croc meme is based on this. I think Martyn would be too stupid to grasp the concept of gender so I replaced his speech bubble with watcher lore

[thatkoiboi]

Part 2

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This is a fan comic inspired by Cass' Apocalyptic Series and is just my own little fan art of how Donnie and Casey could have gotten closer!

The creator is @/somerandomdudelmao

hebehjeabaje I did a warm up doodle of Mikey on the canvas and liked it so much I wanted to incorporate Mikey somehow (literally made up an excuse just to drop a bunch of easter eggs for fun).

[bomedew]

i love u,, sam winchester,,,

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[mcytegg]

lifesteal double life au ^-^ !! basically what it says on the tin:

i put all of the lsers into a randomizer wheel and paired them off. in my mind its kind of just a one off event that takes place during s6, its like its own little arc that goes for at least two weeks, possibly a bit longer tho!!! and i have removed certain players simply bc i cannot realistically imagine them logging in even for day 1 of the event LMFAO.

ls mechanics are the same— you kill you (and ur soulmate) gain a heart, you die and you (and ur soulmate) lose a heart. ADDITIONALLY, i heavily fw the idea that if ur soulmate is banned, you Also get banned ^-^ even if ur on 20, your hearts simply drop on the ground after u die if ur banned bc it makes things ✨️interesting✨️ tho thats all i have so if anyone has any other ideas or disagrees w me then pls feel free to tell me all abt it bc im just saying shit LOL

anyways! soulmates will be under the cut :D

[the people who have been excluded are leo, mrcube, redd, spep, terry, and vortex @_@ im sorry to fans of them i just can nawt imagine them participating for even a day]

and. dear fucking LORD do we have some crazy match ups oh my god?? 😭😭 the balancing is fucking insane bc to me hearts are NOT given or taken away for any sort of balancing purposes, they have what they had before the event started yk? so soulmates taking care of each other and communicating is even MORE important than anything

and like theoretically people are still in the teams they had before the event, theres technically no rules saying u Need to dedicate urself to your soulmate but considering the type of server ls is, keeping ur soulmate close to u is very likely life or death. like esp for a pair like say...planet and minute bc anyone who has a bone to pick w minute could so easily farm a planetlord over it nd ban them both from the server so being able to protect ur soulmate is just as important as staying safe yourself yk?

its crazy bc u have teams that are definitely just fucking cooked like planet & minute (current 7 heart chungus) or like pangi & jepexx, but u also have teams that are hella fucking cracked in Theory like mapicc & subz bc theyre both cracked at pvp but i actually just dont know how well theyd work as a pair or if theyd EVEN work together or if theyd just do their own thing and expect the other to not die LMFAO.

like, its just so interesting to think abt soulmate dynamics and how this event would affect each preexisting teams. how loyal people would feel towards their soulmates & whether this would change things after the event in regards to Team loyalty and who would grow attached to their soulmates after the fact......or who would hate their soulmates, and who would become enemies bc of this event LOL

[nabaath-areng]

I have way too many alts that I keep to myself (which is why I generally refrain from posting them), but I'm going to ignore that habit for a moment just because I'm feeling particularly insane about this guy.

[foolsocracy]

I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious

whipped this one up just for u anon