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Daddy's Girl (Sukuna x FemChildReader [familial]) HCs
So reader is some little girl that curiously ate Sukuna's finger. This leads to the King of curses accidentally adopting you, --some dumb, fatherless kid. Lmao
Fluff cuz i want soft wholesome sukuna and no, i'm not projecting. Stop thinking that, no one will ever believe you 🔫🙃
Not proof-read but still good, if i say so myself ;>
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-When he first comes into your mind, he's shook for a moment then appalled the next.
-"Out of all the humans in this world, it's this weakling i've coveted."
-rolls his eyes and tries to rethunk how he'll ever come to his true form from a puny girl such as yourself.
-Dw tho, he thinks your funny. As in he thinks you're a dumbass when he watches you go about your daily life.
-Pops in from your cheek to tell you to watch where you're going when you almost walked into a lamp pole, or a bustling street of cars.
-Calls you "brat" and "dumb/foolish girl," followed by an unecessarily berating comment.
-Eventually, that sensitive part of you kicks in at times and his words get to you. You're just a kid after all. So now he's forced to do things he wouldn't usually do:
-"Stop crying, it's boring and the noise is unpleasant." He'd grumble in your head, noting to ease up on his words. For his sake, of course.
-There was a time when you had a nightmare of your father's passing. Your cries were so unpleasant that Sukuna had to make a visit into your little night terror.
-When you see him there, you run to him for a hug. Not thinking twice about wrapping your arms around him securely for comfort.
-Stiffens when he feels your little arms around him. He does notice that your crying stopped so he let's you. He just wants some quiet time, is all.
-When you finally calm, he tries to put your conciousness to rest. Only for you to end up falling asleep with his fingers held by your hand.
-Later calls you things like, "Little one" or "Child," in a stern manner. He's just doing that to belittle you so you always know you're place.
-You accidentally called him "Papa" once, and he's accidentally surprised, and accidentally didn't hate it.
-He did however hate when Gojo found out about you and took you in. Making sure to grumble about every little thing he does for you.
-When you're going about your little elementary day, he reminds you to pay attention.
-Helps you with homework. He says it's because he's proving he's superior to Gojo as a mentor, not because he cares about you.
-Could never find it in his cold, dead beat heart to hurt you. Quite the opposite actually, would rather carry you away securely in his arms as those who even thought of hurting you, burns away behind his back.
-He figures after he returns to his final form, he'll keep you. Only because he tolerates you, his little girl amusing nuisance. Nothing more.
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I'm baaack y'all :D
Winter break is around the corner and i finally have the brain to write again. I've actually never sat and watched the Jjk anime lol
Maybe in the break, I will.
-oh, and anyone has permission to make this into a full fledged fic 👀
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#sukuna#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#found family#surrogate father#sukuna accidentally becoming a dad#fem reader#reader x character#wholesome sukuna#fluff#jjk fluff#i dont have daddy issues stfu#familial love#familial f/o#familial fictional other#fanfic#headcanon#sukuna headcanons#sukuna as a dad#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#kapi comeback#kapio writes
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DAMNIT
aftg fans may disagree on this one but kevin day and his most beautiful daughter ever
#BITTTEEEEEEE BITING BITING BITNG#OP THIS IS BEAUTIFUL#BEATIFUL I TELL YOU#FUCK YES#AMALIA DAY MY BELOVED LITTLE BABIE GIRLLLL WE REALLY DONT HAVE ENOUGH CONTENT FOR YOU#OP HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE AMALIA DAY INDIGI FANART#OH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL#I may be SE indian but OH. The way this resonates#(stfu no this doesnt look like a photo of me and my dad lmao. no our faces don't look similar def not)#BUT AHHHHHGHHHH#AHHGHHHHH SCREAMING CRYING THRPWINH. UP. FUCKING THROWINH UP#ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE THIS#THIS IS SO CUTE#TJE COLORS....#AMALIAS TEENY TINY EARRINGS.....#HE HAIR#KEVIN LOOKS SO AT PEACE AND HAPPY HERE I DHDGSJGDJDGFBFBD#amalia leaning into kevin and kevin holding her gently...... guys im unwell.#un fucking well#maybe putting this as my lockscreen will cure my daddy issues#AGGHGGHJH#KEVIN BRAIDNG HER HAIR#KEVIN TEACHING HEE GOW TK BRAID HER HAIR#FUCL THE SPELLING#AMALIA#OH MY GOD#HOLD ON I JUST REALISED SHE SCHEQING ON KEVINS ???? DRESS STRING#AAAAAAHHGHHHHHHH#AND KEVIN JUST LETS HER#SHES SUCH A CUTIE
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have you ever considered a coquette! gf and luke 👉🏻👈🏻 teeheeeee 🌷🎀🤍 ur smaus give me a purpose in life and a will to live 🥹
"my good looking boy"
luke castellan x daughterofaphrodite!coquette!reader
smau - luke loves his girl so much he lets her walk him like a dog (but coquettley )
🎧 - good looking by suki waterhouse
a/n: ahhhh i love this request! (btw u give me a will to live) i can just picture luke being difficult with everyone else and then letting his girl put bows in his hair and like him sleeping in her fancy pink bed AHHHH IM DYING (also percabeth is PERCABETHING in this)
*possible swearing and suggestive content, not checked so there could be mistakes*
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yn_yln he loves bows now
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larueclarisse LMAO U HAVE HIM WHIPPED
yn_yln 🐕🦺
iamchrisrodriguez LMFAOOOOO
_groverunderwood yikes luke you just got called a dam dog
percy.jackson me personally id never take that
whosannabeth yes you would
percy.jackson yes i would
itslukecastellan and im the whipped one??
percy.jackson stfu
larueclarisse marry me??? 💍
yn_yln I DO
itslukecastellan what 🙂
silenaaaa SO CUTE Y/N
yn_yln YOU SEL
itslukecastellan i ❤️ my gf
yn_yln i ❤️ my bf
silenaaaa I CANNOT W THIS I LOVE LOVE
itslukecastellan where are my photo creds for the first picture????
yn_yln photo credits for the first picture go to this little shit head
whosannabeth @percy.jackson you'd take that too shithead
percy.jackson yeah...
yn_yln 🐕🦺
_groverunderwood that dam bow
yn_yln still concerned about the timing of this original joke
percy.jackson @itslukecastellan wheres ur dignity man
itslukecastellan 🤷
whosannabeth IGNORE PERCY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
yn_yln i ❤️ my annabeth
itslukecastellan i thought you ❤️ me?
yn_yln know your place pretty boy
rachel.edare coquette bf
yn_yln duh gotta match the aesthetic
hi_imtyson 🎀
yn_yln MISS YOU TYSON
larueclarisse where can i get one of those shirts?
iamchrisrodriguez please dont answer that
yn_yln i'll send you the link 😘
iamchrisrodriguez shit
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iamchrisrodriguez STOP UR KILLING MY RELATIONSHIP
itslukecastellan just do better chris
yn_yln yeah be like luke (this is the only time you will ever hear this advice from anyone)
larueclarisse hello is want flowers too???!?!??
yn_yln lmao
silenaaaa where do u find one of this kind
yn_yln the pound go for the ones w daddy AND mommy issues
itslukecastellan jesus y/n
yn_yln 😊😊
percy.jackson ur ugly
itslukecastellan ur uglier
percy.jackson nuh uh
itslukecastellan yuh huh
percy.jackson nuh uh
itslukecastellan yuh huh
whosannabeth ignore percy. again.
itslukecastellan ive gotten very good at it
larueclarisse REAL
iamchrisrodriguez not real clar he pisses u tf off
larueclarisse 💐???
_groverunderwood those dam bows again
percy.jackson HAHAHAAHA
yn_yln pretty sure thats a laugh of trauma
itslukecastellan quit grover
yn_yln i love you
itslukecastellan is love you more
yn_yln WHERE ARE MY PHOTO CREDS FOR THE SECOND PICTURE??? HMMM???
itslukecastellan this little rat took the second photo
rachel.edare 🐕🦺
itslukecastellan i hate you 🙂
yn_yln's story
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percy.jackson im holding this against him forever
yn_yln good pls do
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itslukecastellan youre lucky i love you or else i would not let you expose me like this
yn_yln love you too castellan
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larueclarisse IM CRYING
larueclarisse YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS AND CHRIS'S FACES WHEN THEY SAW THIS
larueclarisse LUKE TURNED EVERY SHADE OF RED AND CHRIS LOOKED LIKE HE MIGHT SHIT A BRICK
yn_yln LMAOOOO
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silenaaaa y/n you cant have other campers in our cabin
yn_yln but you love love
silenaaaa fair
silenaaaa wait
silenaaaa wait what kind of love 😏
yn_yln JEEZ NOT THAT KIND
yn_yln just posted a story
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iamchrisrodriguez Y/N STOPPPP
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whosannabeth how much do u think i'll have to pay percy to do this?
yn_yln nothing hed do anything for u
whosannabeth oh wait true
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All right I've been holding this back for a while but now you get to see my
Rating Tron's Exes
list
The boy:
See? him face
And now the exes:
FIRST UP WE HAVE
1. Dyson
Bougie Rat Bastard 3000
Is the Worst™
Absolute dork loser
Made a grab for power and betrayed his brother his captain hiS KING
Not even hot
2/10 Sucks like the vacuum he is
2. Clu
Discount fuck boi god wannabe
Okay listen
There's chemistry between them
Even if it's toxic af
He's part of Kevin of course he and Tron dated
Yes it was full of hate
Esp when he was stuck as Rinzler 😏
But sometimes u gotta date an asshole to know what u dont want
0/10 Actual Nazi
3. Able
Daddy? Sorry
FATHER material
Has stable job and income
Firm but kind and caring
Will tell u to stfu
Divorce was mutual and they got split custody of Beck so pretty chill breakup overall
10/10 Need I say more
4. Cyrus
Boundaries Were Crossed
Yet another betrayal *sigh*
My boi Tron knows how to pic em
Somehow more crazy than Clu
But less Nazi at least???
Spectacular revenge plot tbh
Looks pretty sick 😎
World's Messiest Breakup
5/10 Dedicated to the bit
4.1 Beck
CRACK SHIP I SWEAR
I know y'all are about to come for me
But listen
Programs have no concept of age
This ship is purely for fun for me, I highly ship them as father and son usually (see: Able)
Something about the desperation and trust issues between them speak to me
We all know it would never work out
7/10 doomed by the narrative (if we HAD ANY)
5. Flynnster
fuck boi God SUPREME
I am highly biased on this
loves Tron so much he ported him from the old system
Spent more time with him than with his own son (-1 point for that)
named everything after him
Tron was ready to give up his own life to save him
ANGST
never officially broke up but he thought he was derezzed so that counts
9/10 HERE WE STAND WORLDS APART HEARTS BROKEN IN T- ok I'll stop
6. Ram
Cinnamon Roll too pure yadda yadda
Wide eyed sweetheart
Never did anything wrong in his short cycle
Was in a brief polycule with Tron and Flynn
Only broke up because he derezzed
What's not to like
11/10 perfect angle
7. Yori
HER
Unpopular opinion y'all are about to murder me
They were each other's beards
She's a nerd lesbian
Because she's hot and I want a chance with her I want her to be
They simply realized they preferred other programs and amicably broke up
She calls him up from the first system every now and then and they spill some hot tea and rebellion tips
100/10 bc im in love with her here have another pic
Anyone I missed?
In conclusion, all users and programs desire Tron carnally, grid's biggest slut, he's in nothing and is my everything thank you for coming to my TRON Talk next time I'll rate Beck's exes cause that's been overcooking in my brain too
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my favourite and least favourite td characters by generation (controversial!)
(not including first boots because it’s an obvious and boring choice)
gen 1 —
fav: heather. i have so much to say about her but i’ll keep it brief, it’s obvious she has parental/family issues and she’s mean to compensate for the fact she’s insecure. so real, and she’s just rlly funny and well developed! heather haters wtf
least fav: cody. look.. ik i’ll get jumped but he’s just so BORING! out of many early boots of gen 1 the rest of them have fun personality traits or character development but he kinda just floats. like nothing rlly happened until world tour finale with him 😭
gen 2 —
fav: lightning! again with heather he has daddy issues and he’s mean but dumb.. but omfg he’s so funny. robbed in all stars and deserved his win, lightning haters NTFM 😭😭
least fav: sam. i was gonna pick staci cuz duh but where’s the fun if you pick the early boots? he was just not funny but his video game addiction gimmick was ok in the lindsay cameo episode
gen 3 —
fav: jasmine. not much has to be said.. i love her and she was robbed in final 4. only sane person on that island i fear, shasmine >>>>>! i hated her elimination but when she came back in the finale i was pleased
least fav: max like BOY IF YOU DONT STFU 😭 self explanatory
gen 4 (rr) —
fav: ice dancers, like ik they were evil and shit but where’s the fun if ur just gonna be a goody two shoes.. let’s be real they carried so hard but their elimination was satisfying ;) josee is me
least fav: stepbrothers, i’m sorry but i just didn’t get their gimmick at all and it was just painful to watch these two on screen. happy they got eliminated but i wasn’t like an avid hater
gen 5 (reboot) —
fav: julia. and ik she’s so hated but she’s literally girlboss gatekeep gaslight like wtff is ur issue with her. admittedly it was fun watching her get eliminated but i loved her arc, hope she gets far in season 2!
least fav: ripper. NEXT! (close second is chase, cuz wtf is ur real boy i’ll kill you)
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youre telling me BOTH have to do with Fashion and DONT look ridiculously extra??
like marie? MAYBE would look Normal but Adrien ABSOLUTELY would not hes the son of a Fashion Designer man make him look silly!!
Marie made it herself because i find the whole "shes shy" boring stfu i will Change her character
Marinette and her love for boys with daddy issues..
#mlb#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#redesgin#lmao Adrien looks SO dumb that i might change it again ahha#mlb redesign#miraculous ladybug redesgin#miraculous ladybug
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ignore this please. its the madness. shield thine eyes. its just fun for me to write these things down.
this is about to be so scary. all of my mental illness has been poured out
romangerri absent from much of this bc i dont have the mental capacity to think about them without boom. my head explodes.
the complexity of this is that kenstewy exists in a multiverse for me. like. there are 60 kenstewy universes existing in my head and i make no effort to differentiate them
anyways. selections from...
fearless (tv)
PEOPLE WILL HATE. PEOPLE WILL HATE FOR THIS........ but i had 1/3 of a celsius the other day and positively lost my mind listening to you belong with me imagining. the cheesiest kenstewy predicament. you know the one. it was insane. but wonderful
speak now (tv)
back to december..... yea its gonna be another kenstewy bullshit im sorry... im sorry.... just the hows life / tell me hows your family.... it feels like them.... then ithink about summer all the beautiful times / i watched you laughing from the passenger side / and realized i loved you in the faaaaall.... yea. yea
ours ... honorable kenstewy mention.... i lose it after the first verse but the first verse is like. lowkey them. sorry.
foolish one.......... i know its cheesy but... kenstewy pining....
you are not... the exception... you will never LEARN YOUR LESSON!!!!!!
you know how to keep me waiting / i know how to act like i’m fine / don’t know what to call this situation / but i know i can’t call you mine
cause when my head is on your shoulder / it starts thinking you’ll come around
cause you got her on your arm / and me in the wings / i’ll get your longing glances / BUT SHE’LL GET YOUR RING (!)
i can see you. honestly in my heart this is solidly a romangerri song.but i also think its sexy slay office romance business sex vibe. so it can really be utilized anywhere and everywhere <3 versatile queen
castles crumbling. if i think about this song too mcuh re: succession i will genuinely make myself sick and vomit.
power went to my head and i couldnt stop / ones i loved tried to help so i ran them offffff / and here i sit alone behind walls of regret / falling down like promises that i never kept
my foes and friends watch my reign end i dont know how it couldve ended this way..........
now theyre screaming at the palace front gates used to chant my name now they’re screaming that they hate... me......... never wanted you to hate me....
red (tv)
state of grace ACOUSTIC. VERSION. i have no fucking evidence for this and no clear reasons but the ambience. the feel of it. is very...... kenstewy.
girls with daddy issues know that better man is not about a romantic relationship its actually about daddy issues when you see it with the daddy issues third eye. so.
on that note. the moment i knew can also be applied to daddy issues imo. i do this activity on a regular basis. and one day i thought about shiv bday or some fancy thing that logan did not attend (only one instance of this tho bc she is pinky <3) and it made me want to vomit and also die.
red kenstewy ill die on this hill
1989
I KNOW PLACES. insanely kenstewy song idk man cant elaborate
sometimes i listen to clean and its like slay kendall bc obviously. when i was drowning thats when i could finally breathe. but also everything other than that line is far too fucking positive to be a kendall song in my heart
you are in love. stfu kenstewy it physically hurts me to listen to it.
ONE NIGHT. HE WAKES. STRANGE LOOK. ON HIS FACE. PAUSES. THEN SAYS. YOURE MY. BEST FRIEND. AND YOU KNEW. WHAT IT WAS. HE IS. IN LOVE.
reputation
look what you made me do this is. this is silly talk. but its so kendall. the drama of it. MY FATHER IS A MALIGNANT PRESENCE ERA. the old kendall cant come to the phone right now.
i dont like your kingdom keys / they once belonged to me / you asked me for a place to sleep / locked me out. then threw a feast WHAT?!!? (thinking about it... this is also giving tomshiv a little hehe... shivorce....he did lock her out and throw a feast kinda)....
READY FOR IT IS ALSO KENDALL REP ERA. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE READY FOR IT KENDALL ROY EDIT WHERE IT OPENS W READY FOR IT AND WHEN SHE SINGS ‘KNEW HE WAS A KILLER’ IT FLASHES WITH K L R. PLEASE. PLEASE. IVE LOST IT AND I NEED IT. BADLY.
dont blame me kenstewy no i wont speak on it just the aura and vibes. my drug is my baby but also cocaine :o
dancing with our hands tied is simultaneously tomshiv (early tho. pre shivorce era) and kenstewy (i’m a mess but i’m the mess that you wanted).... i. I LOVED YOU IN SECRET
you said there was nothing in the world that could stop it / i had a bad feeling.
dress. you know. you know who this one is about. (let siobhan roy be horny). actually looking at thelyrics right now im also feeling some. shall we say. kenstewy mental illness seeping in (i dont want you like a best friend.... WHAT THA FREAK???)
getaway car honestly any fucking relationship in this show bc theyre always fucking around on each other!!!! theyre always up to shady shit!!! DONT PRETEND ITS SUCH A MYSTERY THINK ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE YOU FIRST MET ME (waystar royco)
so it goes... yea i cant comment it just fits everyone and everything but to me it will always be early tomshiv
lover
the man...... like cringe obviously ew cringe cringe. one time i said this to my sister and she said ‘thats because you havent experienced sexism.’ well now i have and im sorry but if i like to listen to the man and feel strongly about shiv roy i can do what i want and fuck you!!
false god cough cough kenstewy. no elaboration at this time.
unfortunately they are all the archer to me. all of them every last one. it oscillates depending on the line sometimes.
i cut off my nose just to spite my face / and i hate my reflection / for years and years.......
cause all of my enemies started out friends... coughcough romangerri coughcough shivorce....
WHO COULD EVER LEAVE ME DARLING... BUT WHO COULD STAY....
folklore
august. AUGUST. its kenstewy 20 year situationship to the fucking max.... early days... harvard days....... stfu i know they were summering in the hamptons and LIVING THIS SONG
whispers / of “are you sure?” / “never have i ever before” ..... stfu
wanting was enough / for me it was enough / to live for the hope of it all / cancel plans just in case you’d call
SO MUCH FOR SUMMER LOVE AND SAYING US CAUSE YOU WERENT MIIIIIINE TO LOOOSE
illicit affairs.... im not saying it im not saying it im not saying it NO! NO! GOD NO! (kenstewy affair era) NOOOO NOBODY SAID THAT
hoax........... another daddy issues song to me......... but also shivorce..... it contains multitudes....
peace. to me peace is like. tomshiv before they had very obvious and insurmountable issues and when they maybe liked each other. i feel that shiv has a very (repressed) desire to love and be loved and just kind of cant do it but like.... in her heart she wanted them to work but also.... they did not <3 oh baby they did not <3
exile.... yea its gonna be the shivorce yea yea yea who was shocked. who was surprised.
seven you already know where its going.
i’ve been meaning to tell you / i think your house is haunted / your dad is always mad and that must be why / and i think you should come live with me / and we can be pirates / then you won’t have to cry / or hide in the closet
knife to my fucking gut aside.... oh baby is he (kendall) hiding in the closet :P (im so silly)
my tears ricochet giving daddy issues sorry.
i didnt have it in myself to go with grace / ‘cause when i’d fight you used to tell me i was brave
you had to kill me but it killed you just the same / cursing my name / wishing i stayed / you turned into your worst fears
not even gonna take a crack at this is me trying. figure it out for yourselves i cant open that can of worms.
the 1 i wont say it (kenstewy)
mad woman... shivvy. honey. were gonna get you out of here. ITS OBVIOUS THAT WANTING ME DEAD HAS REALLY BROUGHT YOU TWO TOGETHER.
evermore
many people have said to me (no people have said this) olivia. if illicit affairs is giving kenstewy affair for you. what about ivy. i cant really speak on it but it just doesnt give the same effect. it doesnt fit them to me. idk.
coney island SHIVORCE. ANTHEM.
did i close my fist around something delicate? / did i shatter you? yup. yup.
champagne problems i do not feel particularly strongly about actually in relation to succession ( i feel very strongly about it in my every day life ) but. she wouldve made such a lovely bride what a shame shes fucked in the head.
now the daddy issues sufferers will once again recognize that tolerate it is also a song about daddy issues.
“i notice everything you do or dont do / youre so much older and wiser and i / wait by the door like im just a kid / use my best colors for your portrait” yea yea
“i made you my temple my mural my sky / now im begging for footnotes in the story of your life / drawing hearts in the by line / always taking up too much space or time”
midnights
one time i was listening to anti hero and was like haha its kind of kendall bc its so dramatic and shit but then i was like. there are very few circumstances where he would admit to being the problem.
ok sorry. sorry i know i said coney island shivorce anthem but MIDNIGHT RAIN. SHIVORCE ANTHEM.
i broke his heart cause he was nice (STFU) / HE WAS SUNSHINE I WAS MIDNIGHT RAIN / HE WANTED IT COMFORTABLE I WANTED THAT PAIN / HE WANTED A BRIDE I WAS MAKING MY OWN NAME (!!!!!) / CHASING THAT FAME
havent thought in depth about this one but. maroon. tomshiv. boom
labyrinth is SO early tomshiv that it hurts. shiv liking tom and being like. fuck what the fuck what the fuck. no.
great war everybody because everybody fucks each other up in multiple ways. they are all always having great wars.
mastermind is also astronomically tomshiv. they are both mastermind and mastermind is them but particularly shiv.
no one wanted to play with me as a little kid / so ive been scheming like a criminal ever since / to make them love me and make it seem effortless / this is the first time i felt the need to confess
hits different so fucking embarrassingly kenstewy its EMBARRASSING. how kenstewy it is to my heart.
i pictured you with other girls / in looooove / then threw up on the street. (tell me that is not young kenstewy)
MOVING ON WAS ALWAYS EASY FOR ME TO DO. IT HITS DIFFERENT. IT HITS DIFFERENT CAUSE ITS YOU.
wouldve. couldve. shouldve. need i say.... shivorce. and it goes BOTH WAYS. particularly first verse and the bridge
if you tasted poison you couldve / spit me out at the first chance
living for the thrill of hitting you where it hurts / give me back my girlhood it was mine first
ok so sorry about this. i think im done now ( for now evil laugh). i think this was good for me. i do not have many fellow succession enjoyers in real life and do not wish to floor those who i am acquainted with. so i needed to write this down and throw it out here to drift away in the waters of oblivion.
cant believe taylor swift wrote so many songs about succession....
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Saying that Leo Valdez is cishet is like telling me that I don’t have daddy issues.
#I have major daddy issues#also#he is trans#he is queer#he is fucking fruity#dont tell me he didn’t had a crush on every single one of the Argo ii#he was gay panicking every second inside the Argo ii#he told me himself#percy jackson#pjo#hoo#annabeth chase#hazel lavesque#jason grace#leo valdez#piper mclean#frank zhang#memes#stfu haz
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the dandelions are back
ive always liked them, how bright and happy they are, how they puff up like clouds close enough to touch - even though i know theyre only weeds
i used to make wishes on them (i still do sometimes)
they remind me of my mother - one of my earliest memories is handing a bouquet of dandelions to her, slightly crushed in my child-sized fist, and saying i picked her some flowers
she laughs and takes them. “these arent flowers, [who i used to be/who i never was], but theyre still pretty. thank you”
i dont know what she did with them. i dont know if she threw them in the trash or put them in a cup of water like a vase. i didnt care then - i gave my mom some flowers, and she liked them
its one of the only good memories i have with her - the rest are tainted, blackened edges curling and soaked with her alcoholism and neglect
the dandelions are back, and i smile at them
#idek what this is yall#i just had some Emotions when i saw the dandelions in the backyard#poetry#i guess???? i dont write poetry so idk what im doing#alcoholism mention#neglect mention#mommy issues#hey i have daddy issues too tho im a double threat#kieren stfu
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For anyone who is sick of explaining
#pissed at a girl who said something like seven months ago#bitch you dont know my family#you dont know the dynamics#i love my dad dont get me wrong#but the amount i see him is the amount i can handle#seeing him twice in three days is exhausting#this might get derailed#but i needed to get it off my chest#dads#daddy issues#who doesnt have issues with their dads lmao#imagine having a healthy relationship with your dad#sometimes people need to stfu when it comes to other peoples families#mixed families#divorced families
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what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition
i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy
aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok
amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae
kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.
lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?
diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell
jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry
venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all
razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?
albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths
sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed
diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona
barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought
mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great
bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372
fischl: jojo stans
just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase
klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him
noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power
ok onto liyue now sweats nervously
childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you
zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds
xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you
ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me
beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats
qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol
xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli
xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between
chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all
xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf
keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought
ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!
scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.
signora: wait you guys exist
hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up
dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?
#for practical purposes this is a joke#a very loaded joke#so uh pls don’t get mad at me#genshin impact#genshin impact x you#genshin impact memes#kaeya x you#childe x you#zhongli x you#xiao x reader#diluc x you#genshin impact x reader#genshin venti#genshin xiao
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☠ la squadra di esecuzione headcanons ☠
how would they react to a new teammate who’s way younger?
im really sorry is there is any mistakes in the writting, english is not my fisrt lenguage :(
◉ Formaggio:
Is a fact that Formaggio is a cold-hearted murderer, but he is actually a really nice and energetic person.
At first you will be a little concerned by the fact that the only thing that he does is looking at you like he wanted you dead, but at the time that you two start getting closer you realize that he is actually nice and you two get along just fine!
Is actually is surprising how god you two work as a team even tho he is a lot older than you. Probably Proscciuto is all day complaining and hushing u up beacause when you start talking and telling jokes you two just cant stfu.
◉ Illuso :
He will complain about you, a lot. He doesnt understand why do La Squadra needs you and he finds you 100% unnecesary.
“Why do we have this little brat here? They’ll only cause troubles.” He teases you a lot about it, and believes that you are just not good enough until that you actually show him why are you there with them, then he’ll finally shut up ( but not really, he stills teasing you like is the most funny sh1t ever)
After a while he actually learns to tolerate you, but do not expect a close friendship from him.
◉ Ghiaccio
This guy straight up HATES YOU since the first time he saw you, fr.
The day that Risotto announced that you were going to join the team he started sweating and yelling all over complaining about you. Ghiaccio does not really hides his anger toward the fact that a kid that he doesnt know at all its joining la squadra and he rathers not being even close to you.
For him you are just an inexpert and he really underestimates you, do not expect any warm fellings from him, he probably just wants to smash your head againts the wall.
◉ Sorbet and Gelato:
Well, they dont really care too much about you.
They are not happy or mad about you joining the team, maybe the correct word is a skeptical about how powerful you are due to how young you look, or what is going to be your contribution to the team. If you are good enough they probably dedicate you a friendly smile once in a while, but they kinda just care for each other.
◉ Prosciutto:
He understimates you a lot at first. Not really because you are young, he does it because he actually looks everyone down, but dont worry, he’ll totally get use to the fact that you are there.
If you make him like you, he’ll definetly be really overprotective over you, he kinda sees you in a little brother/sister way and he is really surprised of how skilled you are but he will never actually tell you, he is too proud for that clingy stuff. Its more probable that he remarks the things that you are doing wrong, but in his mind he does it because he cares.
◉ Risotto:
He never told you this, but he is actually kinda excited about you joining the team, he choose you for a reason and now youll be able to show how badass you really are even tho you are really young, he likes that about you.
He will put extra efford on pulishing the skills that you alredy have, he knows when he is in front of a talented kid with a bright future, he will not let that opportunity pass. Risotto is a reserved man, youll never see him being goofy or too clingy on a best friends type of way , but even that he doesnt really tells you he really does care a lot about you. He’ll probably dedicate you a proud smile everytime you complete succefusly a mission.
(not daddy issues shit at all)
◉ Melone:
“WOW ARE YOU REALLY THAT YOUNG?”. was the first thing you heard after u were presented to the group, to turn around and see a purple haired guy to a really dangerous distance from you.
Believe me, he will be happy with your arriving, he likes when new things happens, Melone is that kin of people that do crazy shit just because they are bored so you joining the team couldn’t be a better scenario for him.
At the moment that you show your skills on a mission be especially careful if u have an uterus, he will definetly try to put a baby on you.
◉ Pesci:
He is not necessarily amazed by you at first but he was really happy about you joinin the team, Pesci is one of those inoccent kind of people so he is actually expecting if you two could be friends.
He is geniunily impressed of how skilled you are and he doesent hide it, you often see him with his moth wide open looking at you during missions thinking how cool are you, and you are just baby¡¡¡¡ PLUS if big brother Prosciutto approves, he does too.
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hi everyone¡ well sorry is this is bad quality shit but i really put efford in this one so im really hoping that u like it<3
And1!1111111!!!!!! im going to open soon an ask box so u can send ur request over there🧐
#headcanon#headcanons#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo headcanons#jjba headcanons#la squadra#la squadra headcanons#la squadra di esecuzione#formaggio#formaggio headcanons#ilusso#ilusso headcanons#jjba requests#jjba#jjba golden wind#golden wind#golden wind headcanons#vento aureo#vento aureo headcanons#ghiaccio#ghiaccio headcanons#sorbet and gelato#sorbet and gelato headcanons#prosciutto#prosciutto headcanons#risotto nero#jjba risotto#risotto headcanons#risotto nero headcanons#melone
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More Vanney HCS cuz i can.
-Finn ADORES white chocolate.Like just is addicted to it.Vance and him have little arguments about white chocolate.
Vance : bro that shouldn't even be considered chocolate.Shit's got no cocoa
Finney : fuck you white chocolate would be a better boyfriend than you
Vance : THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCKING MARRY IT AT THIS POINT
Billy : what are they doing?
Robin : being fucking idiots
-Vance plays guitar,so Finn would ALWAYS listen to him play.At one point Vance tried teaching Finn how to play the guitar..
Vance : Finn you p-
Finney : stfu ik what I'm doing.
Vance : you played the wrong wire.Here-
*Finn glares at him*
Finney : you want this wooden thing inside your ass?
Vance : you mean the pick?
-Vance grew to be way more chill and easy going since Finney helped him a lot during that.But Finn himself had gotten a bit cockier and angrier so it's funny when he's angry.
Finn : VANCE FUCKING HOPPER.
Vance : what did i do?-
Finn : you ate the last cupcake
*pulls a toy knife on him*
Vance : I DIDN'T
Finn : YOU FILTHY LIAR
Vance : BABE I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I WOULD NEVER
Finn : LIES LIES ALL FUCKING LIES
*pokes Vance with the toy knife*
*Vance wheezing uncontrollably*
-(this hc is in modern time)Finn listens to Mitski 24/7.Example:
*Finn laying on the floor*:he only loves me wheeeen there's a mean he means to end
Vance : finn-
Finn : Oh i miss when we first met
Vance : darling,please settle your daddy issues down a bit please
-they play fighting alot.One time Finn scratched Vance's arm and it started bleeding.
*Finn crying and apologizing* : I DIDNT KNOW I WOULD BE SO RECKLESS :((
*Vance laughing* : sweetie it's fine!It doesn't hurt don't worry :)
*Finn still crying* : I'm sorry :(
Vance : it's ok :)
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Love when these younger generations say DNI if you affiliate kink and little space…..
DD/lg is part of the BDSM community. Therefore YES it is a choice to be non-sexual during regression time but if you call your partner Mommy/Daddy in the bedroom…stfu
You think your Mommies and Daddies are looking at their cute littles and not wanting to sexually love you? You’re delusional and know nothing about the community you THINK you know you’re into.
If it’s therapeutic regression, a bit understandable but it’s BDSM. We create a bond with a partner, and in one way or another it relates to sex. With good thorough communication, trust, and honesty you set up your boundaries with your partner.
I wish these movies didn’t misguide people, I wish you 15-18 year olds would research the shit you want and try to be a part of before subconsciously joining, ruining, and exploiting a community that you don’t even know about or how it works. All because when you are old enough you’ve got a lot of information mixed up and you wind up getting hurt.
But what do I know…10years of BDSM experience and 17year olds think they can reconstruct it bc they need to make their issues…the worlds issues. 🙄
You sexualize your mental issues by joining a community based off of practicing safe sexual fantasies.
Your mental issues don’t belong in BDSM it’s a separate issue and shouldn’t mix the two. That’s how you worsen your mental health.
50 Shades, 365 days, influencers, DON’T KNOW SHIT AND DONT EXPLAIN HOW IT REALLY GOES. They don’t tell you about the dangers, the people that take advantage of you if you let them. It’s at the point where people add mental illness to kink related communities and wonder why they have to put up a DNI….
These people have no clue what BDSM is. It’s not a game, it’s not a kink, it’s deeper than just “fun”, and someone’s traumas. It’s a respectful safe haven and we’re a community. You don’t call randoms Daddy/Mommy bc you felt like it. You don’t give someone a role they didn’t earn. A REAL DOM WILL GET TO KNOW YOU RESPECTFULLY, no sexual obligation till both parties are ready.
Do you know the different kinda subs there are in the community? The different kinds of Dom’s? Or how about the different dynamics? D/s contracts? D/s training? Do you truly know the in’s and out’s of BDSM so you can identify what part of it you want and MOST IMPORTANTLY don’t sign up for something you really don’t understand? I’ve had so many REAL Dom’s in the community say these people know nothing, we explain how the relationship and contracts work and the person wants to back out the moment shit gets real bc all they want is attention and validation. Like…hate to break it to you but that’s not how it works.
It is okay to have mental issues AND be part of the BDSM community just don’t mix the two it’ll leave you with a bad case of Sub drop.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 🌸
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Welcome to the todoroki conspiracy board
we sell fire, we sell ice
we got daddy issues and late night conspiracies
L O V E C H I L D R EN
bro stfu
listen i just need mental stability and coincidences
we dont have either of those, you can get the secret love children conspiracy or the daddy issues
wtf is a secret love child
take that shit out
meme brought to you by my sleep depravedness editing photots, todoroki conspiracy boards, secret love children and my suspicion of sero hanta
#i just saying#that seros a lil sus#bnha#mha#aizawa#sero#sero hanta#shouta aizawa#secret love child#todorki conspiracy board
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6x07 Everyone stop talking
Had to work last night so I couldn't watch
Have to go to work here soon but whoops
Ooooo kitsen
Sick beat
Same Jemma
Omg I hate this butterfly chick
Annoys the heck out of me
DEKE
Daddy issues
I'm uncomfortable
God I'm tired
Lol the high candy
I hate heavy breathing and coughing
Stoooop
Deke I love you but stop
Jordan lol
Deke stop
The cringe
Oh no he still doesn't know
Dekeeee my baby
My mom brought me a smoothie
Fitz lol
Thats inspiring
Enoch sent to the brothels
Lol what if they just killed them
At this point we know they aren't going to
Fitzzzzz
Whose this chick
Deke
Oh no dont hurt Dekes handler
I love him
EARTH
What are you up to
What kind of kinky shit is this
Now that I have a sec, the way Fitz arm was just nonchalantly kind of around Jemma was so gosh darn cute
Love Sarges soundtrack
Fake Coulson stfu
The containment pod is fucked
Oh shit
We are taking the ship back lol
Enochhhhhhhh
Hes bluffing lol
Wait is the pink chick the creator they were talking about
Ahhhh
#fitzsimmons#agents of shield#jemma simmons#leo fitz#alphonso mackenzie#melinda may#philip coulson#yoyo rodriguez#deke shaw#aos spoilers#daisy johnson#spoilers
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