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do YOU consume steddie fics at an alarming rate? do YOU have a super secret love for taylor swift? do YOU like to read romcom-esque fics with a little angst and a guaranteed happy ending?

then check out my new fic wonderstruck - fully 100% inspired by enchanted off the speak now (taylor’s version) album! completely finished and updated every 3 days

i have no regrets pls enjoy 🖤

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am i really about to enter a third doctor who fixation just because bernadette banner posted a video on the historical dress of the show?

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♡ i would still be surprised i could find you, darlin’, in any life ♡

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i wish i could be an animal crossing girlie (gn) but i CANT

ill play it for like 30 mins and then my adhd just nopes tf out bc i apparently crave DIRECTION and PURPOSE like some kind of IDIOT

this is my cross to bear 😔

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FINALLY updated my steddie fic 🥲 it only took FIVE (5) MONTHS 🥲🥲🥲

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i havent updated my steddie fic in literally (almost) Four Months and im suffering for it

ive got the majority written out and the rest outlined but i physically Do Not Have Time

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ive officially gone off the deep end guys

i have read every single completed stizzy/steddy hands fic there is to be read on ao3

(granted its only like 70-ish fics but Oh My God There Is Something Wrong With Me 👁👄👁)

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“why do you like jim so much? they have such a cliché backstory :/“

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okay so im infested with our flag means death brainrot so heres my prediction/angst-filled hope for the season finale

i dont want a kiss

okay thats a lie YES OBVIOUSLY i want an on-screen, romantic kiss between ed and stede (im not a maniac) BUT i want ANGST, i want DRAMA in my silly little rom-com

i want them to fully acknowledge the feelings between them, that their love is reciprocated and be filled with so much joy and happiness and like the world is finally in color

just for them to be ripped apart and forced away from each other for an indefinite amount of time

imagine the PINING

the directors have already given us so many fanfic tropes between them, so whats another one (albeit more depressing)

its probably not in the cards but a thembo can dream

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when i said i wanted angst in my silly little pirate show I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO DELIVER

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ive made the mistake of changing my phone aesthetic to be gentlebeard and now i want to cry anytime i go to my home screen

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just watching the kiss scene again and now im gonna go sit out in the rain and WAIL

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i may have done a very stupid (very smart, actually) thing and tattooed myself :)