#i don't want him to be my dad

[lizajane2]

Others: I want Joel to me my dad

Me: "I want this man to do gross, disrespectful, unspeakable borderline illegal things to me. I want us to be done and him not able to look at me after! Not able to talk to me after! I would let this man do things that I can't even say out loud, because I would sound like a sadist, like a masochist if I tell you what I want this man to do to me. You would question if I was feminist or not. If my mother ever found out what goes through my head when I look at pictures of this man, she would ship me off to a boarding school and before she left, she would look at me and go "I don't know where I went wrong but I cannot continue to harbor you in my house anymore" and drive away.

He’s in his fifties I get it but fuck:

And the series just made him sexier:

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like

"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"

"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."

"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"

"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"

"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"

Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.

Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏

[ryllen]

Older Sylus as actual dad 😭👌✨

[pangrams-n-palindromes]

3x03 / 7x10

do you ever think about the glasses & the backpack? because I do

[macksartblock]

weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)

[sunny-aster]

They're such wildly different examples of what an emotionally tired person looks like

[dootznbootz]

Thinking about how Telemachus has heard "You are just like your father" by so many people for most of his life. How different yet refreshing it is to hear said father tell him warmly "You're so much like your mother".

[uncanny-tranny]

Hey, if you have speech impediments, you are so amazing.

If you stutter or have a lisp or misspeak easily or you have a flat affect or a limited verbal vocabulary or if your voice is AAC or if you just have a difference in your vocality, you are so incredibly important and amazing.

Just know that your voice is yours. Nobody will ever be able to truly take it away. Your voice is part of you, and you deserve to make it as true to you as you deem fit. I hope you have the space to grow with your voice and whatever about it makes it unique.

[tittyinfinity]

I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.

It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).

Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.

They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.

My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.

That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.

[tizeline]

So Splinter was willing to trade the world for his son. If Draxum had to choose between his world domination plans and the safety of his own sons, what would he pick? If he was choosing between the world and Donnie?

Honestly TSAU!Draxum would very much choose his sons (including Donnie) over the world. Sure, world domination is important to him, but also remember that he views world domination as a necessary step to save yōkai-kind from destruction, which includes his boys! Draxum isn't the perfect dad, and he didn't exactly plan on getting as attached to his sons as he did when he first created them. But now that he does have them he is Attached™ and he'll be damned if he lets anything bad happen to them.

[queruloustea]

waitwaitwait what do you mean by that

he's on maternity leave :]

[repressedgaymer]

they would've done numbers on pinterest

[yardsards]

do people who have listened to taz balance but not graduation Know that it was HEAVILY IMPLIED that lup and barry eventually adopted a lil sorcerer child who got disowned by his family for his natural necromancy magic, and they taught him how to use his powers for good and were overall great parents that he looks back on fondly

(and said child grew up to be a dimension-hopping lich, caretaker of the dead, and very sweet adoptive father of a major npc)

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Hey! If you don't wanna write this it's fine! But imagine like- girl dad Kazutora but his toddler daughter wears a tiger onesie because she's like 'omg dad likes tigers, so i wanna be one' and cue Kazutora just walking around with a little girl who refuses to take off her tiger onesie 😭🙏

Girl Dad!Kazutora w/ Daughter Who Has a Tiger Onesie

♡ SFW, fluff, fem reader, reader and Tora are married, pregnant!reader ♡

note: ahhh anon it's too cute 🥹😭✨

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🐯 When you took your daughter out for a day of shopping, the last thing you expected was to walk out of the mall with a tiger onesie that was much too long for her, but the little look in her eyes when she handed it to you warmed your heart to no end so you couldn't resist.

🐯 She practically ripped open the bag when you two got home, struggling to walk around as the legs (and tail) of the onesie trailed behind her. Obviously this was a hazard so you did some major sleeve rolling so she wouldn't trip over anything.

🐯 When Kazutora came home from work, he was stunned and excited to see his little princess dressed up as a little tiger. He picked her up and put her on his shoulders, smiling gleefully as he carried her into the kitchen where you were.

"Baby, you didn't tell me you bought a little tiger home." He jokes. "Did you stop by the zoo on your way to the mall?"

🐯 He's absolutely obsessed and already thinking about getting a second tiger onesie for your soon to be son so you can have two little cubs wandering around the house, maybe even have a third baby?

🐯 Is he thinking ahead? Absolutely, but you don't seem to mind so 🤷‍♀️

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[autisticandroids]

FAMINE: That's one deep, dark nothing you've got there, Dean.

[youtube with closed captions]

dean and his father. dean and his family. dean and how bad it is.

(via @closetoyou1970)

[lady-harrowhark]

do you suppose john asked kiriona if she and ianthe were being safe too? or is that concern reserved for harrow?