#i don't know why I'm like this

[charmwasjess]

*braiding your hair at the sleepover party* soo do you think Count Dooku ever accidentally called Asajj 'Padawan' or...?

[sassypantsjaxon]

In case anybody's counting, in my four zosan fics I have:

killed Zoro

had Zoro try to kill Sanji

had Zoro spend 2000+ words angsting about the scars on Sanji's hands

killed Sanji

believe it or not, I actually really like it when they're normal and happy together, I don't know why I keep writing angst like this

[soot-and-salt]

Lucifer needs help, and fast. The royal palace needs to be re-opened and cleaned in three days for an important meeting with hellborn representatives of the other Sins. He has no clue, no staff, and no way to get this done in time.

Always on the hunt for new entertainment, Alastor agrees to take on the role of Lucifer's butler for a few days to ensure the meeting is a success.

The Radio Demon might just enjoy it a little too much though.

Or, Sebastian Michaelis, eat your heart out.

There is something very wrong with me, I think

[nqueso-emergency]

im assuming a good 72 hours for us bucktommy fans????

[wanderingmind867]

My favorite X-Men as a child were Professor X and Magneto. The rest I remembered, but never felt deep love for. I saw those X-Men movies, but all I remember are Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart. I have apparently blocked out everything else. I've just always liked older characters, for some reason. And I can't picture the X-Men without those two. Without Professor X, I don't care as much. I love me an old mentor figure.

[dangselene]

I've been meaning to make this meme for a while now

[elizaellwrites]

It's kind of strange. I feel more connected to my chosen pen name Eliza/Elizabeth than my given name.

I attribute this to how drastically different my outlook on life and perspective on my life have shifted over the last couple years. Now, despite responding to my given name, it feels like the name of an old friend rather than my own.

[littlemissmanga]

Spicy Echo Thot

So, ever since @deejadabbles did her shipping ask, I've been plagued with Echo thots.

But this one just won't go away ...

Echo makes a grumpy face when he comes. Like, he furrows his brow and almost grimaces and groans low because it's overwhelming and the only thing he's ever felt that powerfully was pain so his reaction is similar.

But this is a pain he'll savor.

And you love watching it. How can you not when it's so sincere? For once, Echo isn't holding back and you revel in everything that is him.

[i-lavabean]

When one of my posts has only a few notes I'm like "yeah that tracks"

When one of my mutuals' posts has only a few notes I want to shake Tumblr by the collar like LOOK AT THEIR STUFF! IT'S GREAT YOU SHOULD LIKE IT!

[basuralindo]

"Uhg I keep getting all these little knots at the ends of my hair wtffff" I complain, as I continue to literally tie locks of my hair into knots as a fidget every time I read.

[sassypantsjaxon]

Every time I get a new Mic figure I always check to make sure he actually has eyes behind the sunglasses

[soot-and-salt]

The gothic radioapple series has been named!

Introducing "We Should've Been Enemies": A lush, bloody radioapple gothic horror/romance that takes place in a strangely sentient Hazbin Hotel...

The title is taken from a song by dark industrial noise band HEALTH called "BODY/PRISON". It's a droning, eerie little piece of music about faith, pain, and betrayal. I thought the vibe of the song was fitting as well as the title, since by all rights Alastor and Lucifer shouldn't get close. It's dangerous. They SHOULD have stayed enemies. But, well, fate and a certain hotel conspire against them.

If you want to subscribe to the series, the link is below. A third fic should be coming out in the next few days and who knows what else might be on the horizon.

(Low key it feels a little silly to be like ta da~ here is a series for my dumb fanfiction but in my defense I'm very bored at work today and it was bothering me. Let me know what you think of the new title! And definitely give the song a listen if you've never heard it before, it's a real good time. Well, it is if you like dark brooding goth noise and ethereal, whispery vocals.)

[soundwavefucker69]

me: writing this for the smut

me: oh no i accidentally made a very deep and complex character again

[wanderingmind867]

I've had like 9 posts today and yesterday, and they've all had to no notes. Mind you, most of them were just comic screenshot posts. And I still know that I shouldn't. I am well aware I don't have any good reason to care about my posts getting attention, but I can't help wanting them to get attention anyways. It's a real problem of mine, apparently. But in any case, i'm just gonna try to stop over Thinking it, so i can just ask the question i've asked every other time i do this: has anyone seen my posts? Logically, i know the answer is yes. But again: I can't seem to stop making these posts and asking for the validation. So i don't get it.

[aranostra]

ooc // oh i like jacob's raleigh ritchie stuff oh oh oh

[gravitywonagain]

the "alone on thanksgiving? mad at your dad?" craigslist ad post but it's chinese new year or something and mianmian invites "rude party guest" wei ying to be her Evil Beard, basically, so that when she shows up to the next thing with wen qing her family will be somewhat relieved that at least wen qing is Respectable. but at the party, wei ying meets lan zhan. he stays in character because he's a bro like that and internally grieves the loss of this beautiful man who is (rightfully) glaring at him the entire party as wei ying pretends to get more and more drunk and hits on many various women and finally does actually propose to mianmian in front of all the jins and lans and probably nies (idk who's all there, but jin guangshan does not throw small parties).

wei ying leaves that night having bonded deeply with mianmian and also having been banned from koi tower and all other jin properties and resorts. but most importantly, he is sad because lan zhan was super hot and totally into him for the half-a-second they shared by the bar before wei ying jumped back into character.

(what wei ying doesn't know is that lan zhan heard him tell the bar tender to pour him drinks that look alcoholic but that do not have any actual alcohol in them, and then watched him act progressively drunker and rowdier as the night went on. he hasn't put all the clues together just yet, but he knows something is going on.)

less than a week later, probably, lan zhan walks into the bookstore wei ying runs with the wens. wei ying is reading a book about the silk road aloud to the sleeping toddler curled tightly into his chest. it's like thirty minutes before closing. wei ying was definitely banking on nobody showing up anytime soon. but lan zhan is looking for a gift for his brother, and the store is open after all. so wei ying wraps a blanket around a'yuan, tying him to his chest as he and lan zhan wander around the bookstore, discussing possibilities in hushed voices and cooing at a'yuan's tiny snores. mostly wei ying is just praying to every god he can think of that lan zhan doesn't recognize him as the asshole from the jin party.

(lan zhan definitely does.)

unfortunately, mianmian's family didn't totally buy the act, or at least weren't quite scandalized enough to be open to lesbianism, so wei ying has to keep attending these awful parties for a little while and pretending to be The Worst and also pretending that he's not totally into lan zhan the entire fucking time. (this may open up an opportunity for wei ying to take a drink for lan zhan to piss off actual asshole jin zixun, and also cause problems with wei ying's sobriety, if we want to get angsty with it. or maybe he just tosses it in jin zixun's face. choose your own adventure.)

cue confusion about wei ying's actual relationship with mianmian, a series of awkward interactions as wei ying and lan zhan dance around each other to figure out if the other is even into men, and a'yuan (predictably) being the Best Boy and forcing his dads to get their collective shit together and become a happy little family! (nie huaisang might help, too.)