#i don't fucking care about all that shit i literally just want a billion different versions of WolfQuest for every animal on the planet

[pa-pa-plasma]

i hate how a majority of animal sims aren't even animal simulators, they're shenanigans simulators. they aren't actually about the animal, they're just about wreaking havoc, getting points, getting trophies. you could replace it with any other animal & it'd be the same. i don't want "haha look how funny this scenario is" i want to simulate living as a wolf in Yellowstone National Park. where are all those games

[productofaritual]

Guess who's gonna yell about eh!Ranboo again THAT'S RIGHT IT'S ME

I wanted to send this as an ask to a moot but I sent it like a week ago and they haven't replied so I'm JUST YELLING HERE

Today on "Lar's thoughts about event horizon part three billion": Holy fuck does eh!Ranboo underestimate tf out of eh!Tubbo

(Rambling rambling rambling, the rest is under cut)

Well it's not just Tubbo, it's also Ozzi, but they're batshit fucking insane and if you can predict what they'll do you should get a diploma or some shit. We love them for it tho <3

Anyway BACK TO TUBBO.

Before we get to the why, let's make sure we all get the what.

Ranboo, the idiot /aff, assumes that Tubbo just. Does not know about the majority of his mental issues. And while he's not entirely wrong, he is still WRONG. Dude, that is the person who managed to 'read' you the fastest out of anyone. That is the person who actually looks at you because he cares. You're supposed to be good at knowing people, and yet. AND YET HE DOESN'T MAKE THE CONNECTION THAT TUBBO WOULD KNOW ANYTHING. But we know he does and Ranboo should know it too, because while reminiscing about the things that happened in Ad Astra he SPECIFICALLY POINTS OUT that it scared him how observant Tubbo was! And like?? Do you think he's gonna stop because you're friends now?

Now that we have the what. The why.

Obviously I don't know for sure, I didn't write the thing, but I HAVE THEORIES. And no, 'it's a plot hole' or 'suspension of disbelief' won't cut it, Matpat taught me better than that.

It's actually based on something my friend pointed out while reading, and that is the fact that Ranboo actually idealizes Tubbo. Because if you look at how Tubbo is described from his own POV versus from Ranboo's, you'll find that the difference is more than just being described by someone else. From Ranboo's POV, Tubbo can literally do no wrong. He is near perfect, even though we know he clearly fucking isn't. But to Ranboo he's basically the equivalent of Beatrice from the Divine Comedy (iykyk). But then what that leads to is Ranboo having this idealized version of Tubbo that he bases his assumptions on rather than the real one, similarly to the spectre, except he doesn't seem to be able to realize he's still wrong about the real Tubbo. And that's what trips him up, because for Ranboo, the ideal scenario is one where Tubbo doesn't find out anything. He literally says it in the goddamn book, he admits that he wasn't ever going to tell Tubbo anything, that he didn't want him to know. But the real Tubbo is one hell of a lot more observant.

And his idealized version gets absolutely fucking SHATTERED when Tubbo admits he knows something, when Tubbo lashes out or doesn't act the way Ranboo expects him to and Ranboo doesn't know how to handle that. And AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah that's pretty much it I dunno I've read this fic way too many times can u tell

[fancylala4]

I saw some of you anti Ts posts they are funny and I need to Rant. sorry.

I am so FUCKING sick and TIRED of being relatable being cool! Fuck! If I wanna listen to someone they need to sound good! Way better than ME! Why is being average so overhyped! Bring back actual talent! Bring back people who can sing! Really sing. I want to be awestruck. I want to me in mesmerized. For fuckss sake Taylor Swift is only that popular because she is average and these swifties identify with her.

And fucking hell I AM SO TIRED of this bitch! I am so tired that they act like only her achievements count and as if achievements of other artists don't fucking count!

The Weeknd has a song with 4Billion streams on Spotify.

Drake has one song with 3 Billion and one with 2 Billion

Post Malone has one with 3 Billion and two with 2 Billion

Dua Lipa has four with 2 Billion

Justin Bieber has 3 with 2 Billion and 1 with 3 Billion

Coldplay has 3 with 2 Billion

Bruno Mars has 3 songs with 2 Billion

Ed Sheeran has 3 songs with 2 Billion and 1 song with 3 Billion

Taylor fucking Swift just recently as one song with 2 Billion streams! ONE! if she is so big? Why doesn't she have more? I can answer you this. Because her stupid fans only care about first week streams. They care about getting her on the chart. That is what spotify and billboard pushes. These morons will mass play her music all night so it get streams. It's so embarrassing.

If she didn't release shit constantly and her stans weren't some pathetic losers wanting her to chart so she just charts there is no WAY in fucking hell she could compete with todays artists.

Fucking hell and they compare her to Michael Jackson! Taylor Swift does not have the LONGEVITY. SHE DOES NOT. Not Mariah Careys, Britney Spears, Elton John or the Beatles. There's more but here's a few.

Michael Jackson had a top ten hit in 5 DIFFERENT DECADES. ( 6 if you count the Jackson 5) And probably will have another one after the biopic comes out!

If Taylor Swift would do this she would have to be able to have a TOP TEN HIT in 2030 and 2040. There is no way she would be doing this.

Mariah Carey in 4 DECADES SINCE THE 90'S!

Britney Spears the same as Mariah!

Elton John in four from the 70's- 20's missing the 00's and 10's.

The Beatles in the 60's 70's 90's and 20's.

Like i hate it so much how much this woman is pushed! And swifties gon act like as if she is the only artist being this succesful! SHE IS NOT! It's more impressive that Rihanna still gets high streams beside not releasing anything for YEARS! BTCH i wanna see Taylor Swift not releasing anything for 7 Years and see where she's at. Let's find out. But this woman is to coward to ever do that. She is so damn desperate for validation it's embarrassing.

HOW THE FUCK IS SHE NOT EMBARRASSED WINNING ALL THESE AWARDS OVER PEOPLE WHO ARE 10 TIMES MORE TALENTED THAN HER?!

This btch is absolutely not humble because i would be embarrassed. Literally. It's like how can you shit as tour gain so much money when you know you can't dance and are a mid singer.

And these faces of acting shocked when she wins an award! With that open mouth and GOD! Yes we get it you won again "suprisingly."

How the fuck does she have more AOTYs than any other fucking artist ever? How the fuck does this mediocre ass woman have more than Janet, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Stevie Wonder.

And don't let me start on her victim card that she has used has her brand since fucking Kanye West had to go up on stage and embarrass her. He literally started this whole shit. You can never criticise her for anything. Because if you do you are a misogynist who just hates succesful women. She's always the fuckin victim and swifties romanticize it so much! They want her to be this struggling underdog who rose to fame cause that is what fits their damn wattpad story!

Taylor Swift wants to be the Man. She wouldn't be as succeaful if she was a man. Point blank period. Her shield to protect her self from any criticism wouldn't work. The only thing she has to be oppressed about is being a woman thats why her and swifties milk it so fuccking hard!!!

Thanks, and it’s ok. This whole blog is just a bunch of rants anyways.

But everything you said was true. I didn’t know she of all people have more aoty awards than those you mentioned. This just proves that the Grammys are a joke.

[byfulcrums]

*shows up twp weeks late without Starbucks*

I would love to hear why the Lantern Corps and the Jedi would hate each other.

showing up late w/o starbucks is basically my life history lol

idk that much about gl, i'm still reading the comics, so what i say might not be 100% accurate!!

an important difference between the jedi and the corps, is that one of them has control, and the other doesn't. the jedi are all about peace, the guardians are the ones who care about control

the guardians are basically in charge of everything. almost everything. they're the all powerful and mighty ancient ones who created the corps to keep the order in the galaxy (and lowkey control it). they care about themselves more than anything. when a gl doesn't act the way they want them to, they kick them out. as hal pointed out in emerald dawn 2 --- the main difference between sinestro and the guardians is the extremes they go to. sinestro forced his planet to revere him, but the guardians did that too, so it's a little hypocrital of them to kick him out, right?

well. the guardians might be controlling, but at least they don't force the ones below them to chant their names everytime they show up!! right...?

anyway!!

the jedi are not in control. they are peacekeepers forced to fight a war. they care about the universe being in peace (can you really blame them for that, if they can literally feel the galaxy's pain at all times?), not about controlling them. they're the ones being oppressed, in this case. sure, they're not perfect and they mess up a LOT (see hardeen and ahsoka's trial), but the good jedi (jedi that aren't like anakin specifically) are more good than they are bad. when a jedi doesn't act the way the council wants them to, they merely show their disapproval, and maybe remove them from the battlefield if it happens during the war and the-one-they-don't-like's actions lead to others getting hurt

the guardians left oa when it was attacked and basically left the lanterns to fend off for themselves. the jedi mostly, only, retreat when it's clear that they can't win the current battle and they need to plan a counter attack. the jedi are also not that good at war and strategy, because they were never meant to fight a war in the first place

the jedi have shown "resentment" towards the ones "in control", like palpatine and the senate. they can tell that being in control of everything is quite fucking stupid, and that the goverment's need for control is only harmful for everyone else. however, they cannot do anything, because its the goddamn goverment and they can't just go and become criminals

besides, there was a war happening. so, more important things

(also,,,,, ik that in the ot they overthrow the goverment. but there is a very clear difference between a corrupt goverment and a dictatorship. the republic wasn't good, but the empire was worse, and no one doing anything about it led to billions of people dying)

and!! their views on emotion!!!!

the jedi are meant to be in control of their emotions. this does not mean they're not allowed to feel them. the thing is,, that one badly controlled, strong emotion can lead to a jedi turning dark, and one jedi-turned-dark can quite literally destroy the entire order, as we have seen with mr skywalker over there

it's hard, yes, and often unfair, but if the jedi aren't taking care of their emotions and how they feel + react to them at all times, many people may die

"no, we don't want ppl to not feel emotion we just want them to not kill over them"

they have amazing power. if one of them goes evil, it all goes to shit. we have seen that many, many times

the guardians tell their gls to just, straight up not feel and use their logical thinking in every situation. feelings are important too!!! the jedi recognize this!!!!! but the guardians want their gls to be soldiers, not people, just robots that do their bidding without second thoughts

there is also the cult mindset of the corps VS the way being a jedi means having a very, very big family. ppl are allowed, and sometimes even encouraged,, to leave the jedi. they let dooku hang out post-resigning b4 he became a sith lord!!

the guardians, meanwhile, see leaving as betraying. i think there isn't anything else i should add for this, it's pretty obvious how bad it is

basically what i'm saying is that the guardians are super controlling and all, while the jedi just want to leave in peace

they wouldn't hate each other, but their morals and ideals are wildly different, so their opinions and actions would often clash

bonus: anakin and hal, and luke and kyle. it all depends on how and when they meet, because if their first impressions on each other suck, they Will Not Get Along. the parallels, though.....

[quarantinescarpet]

My quotes list from over the years

FRESHMAN

-“‘tis I the frenchiest fry.”

-“Someone’s stabbing me in the leg with a spork.”

-“I A DEMOCRAT OOPS”

-Spill the pony tea.

-How many geese would it take to bring down a full grown man?

-Point is, I love you both and I would 10/10 ride a motorbike

-“Apparently someone in Mr. Hopkins G block got scared of turkey noises.”

-“It’s like... it’s like a stupid game of Russian roulette Tetris with giant death machines”

-“I feel like you'd have a shrine to remember Spider-man, complete with candles and every single ‘mr stark I don't feel so good’ meme printed out.”

-“don’t ask me, I don’t know anything about the sex”

-“I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF”

-“What’s the difference between gay silence and regular silence?”

-“what yields a focus pencil? A patience tree?”

-“I might boogie on the desk so hard that the gum keeping it together gets unchewed and yeets back into the dimension it belongs in”

-“You smell like my fencing teacher”

-“sponsor a sponsor! Become a child”

-“Woof woof bitch, im a furry.”

-“yo to the hoe”

-“does my emoji still smell?”

SOPHOMORE

-“peter doesn't have a detachable head”

-“two thirds of me is wearing glasses”

-“You look like you have autism. Are you vaccinated?”

-“When did Haydar become friends with Emily?” “In hell”

-“I know you have something to do with Filbert”

-“Ayo beans check”

-“Who cares about beating the game‽ I’m a goose.”

-“You can’t make contact lenses out of cranberries”

-“cannabalism is for beans”

-“You know the party is lit when the epileptic kid starts doing the worm”

-“Imagine getting stabbed to the beastie boys”

-“I CANT TORTILLA MY CHOCOLATE MILK”

-“Pure drip”

-“The All Mighty King Tuggle Wuggle the Original... The 5th”

-“It’s a drink.” “Coal?” “I’m sorry who the heck is drinking coal??” “It’s heroin.”

-“Is climate change good or bad?”

-“I’ve had to keep her from stealing my toes for so long”

-“Apples are delicious, babies are not.”

-“It’s like I’m exfoliating my knuckle”

-“We are literally just birds.”

-“I’m slowly transitioning to emo. Today I’m wearing navy blue, tomorrow it will be black.”

-“Omg Aimee why are you such a try hard” “Oh my god Ava why are you orange?”

-“Wait what the fuck does crashing a funeral have to do with driving?”

-“Why are blonde people driving???”

-“That house looks like stephen king” “its super thicc?”

-“If you don’t do your homework, they are legally allowed to steal your cells”

-“Why would digging up graves be a problem we have to cover during a spa day??”

-“I would commit neck rape”

-“he looked at me and I looked at him and I was like ‘genocide’”

-“like Klaus, from Klaus”

-“SANKADANKA”

-“facism is also gender neutral”

-“I mean we all knew that the birds just wanted the body to be gone!”

JUNIOR

-“you know what they say in chemistry”

-“I got it from bed bath and behind you”

-“A two line poem. I see a frog. My heart: 💕❤️💓💗💕”

-“who needs a straw when you can suck it out the hole?”

-“I wish I could get neutered”

-“eggs are so well named”

-“You’re not a fandon? We don’t standon.”

-“If you’re horny just walk it off”

-“potatoes and molasses, there is inequality between the classes!”

-“save the tiddies”

-“I think I could explain socialism” “okay do it” *doesnt do it*

-“what part of no interruptions does Trump not get?” “The english part”

-“my knees how they crackle like rice crispies”

-“the planet is dying you fucking walnut”

-“do you think I’d be able to avoid conversion therapy?” ”no you look dumb as shit have fun at camp.”

-“the US military uses 738 billion dollars per year, and we can’t dunk the moon into the pacific ocean? Where are our priorities? Disgusting.”

-“I hope he dies on my birthday”

-“the doctor’s sewing you up and you’re like ‘harder daddy’ and they just leave you to bleed out on the floor.”

-“I don’t know what your parents do for a living” “I’d have to kill you if you found out” “oh he’s a conversion therapist?”

-“Peaning, pregnancy, protection.”

-“Being railed and math are two totally different things”

-“Aren’t all white people just german strokes?“

-“the pickles are tasty tonight, don’t you think?”

-"Gay people have feelings too! I mean those feelings aren't valid, but they have them!"

-“Grapefruit is the Wild Kratts of roblox”

-“My lungs are rejecting christianity”

-“Lettuce cereal”

-“get zooted”

-“why are they doin that to my boi Eric Snowblower???” “... do you mean Elric Stormbringer??” “Yes OMG hi futon”

-“Milk towel (sent with gentle effect)“

-“nose haemorrhoids”

-“my favourite colour is bitches”

-“THE LESBIAN FISH WHATS HER NAME”

-“You’ll have time to pull moose daddy”

-“The more you beat it the bigger it gets”

-“Were you wa today??”

-“oh uh slaves are now horses”

-“tarnsgender is a lifestyle”

-“not me misgendering my dishwasher”

-“Kiss! Kiss Kiss!”

-“its a regular human but you can open it up and take a shit inside of it” “like a kangaroo”

-“kiss kill marry, good piss boy, eric snowblower, michael”

-“if you don’t wanna strike the set, strike yourself.”

-“did you listen to waterparks in middle school or have you had sex?”

-“he said his pullout game is strong and he’s only used a condom six times” “tell him he needs the practice”

-“its a didney movie”

-“I already have a dick so I’m good with the foot sucking, thanks!”

-“I don’t misgender you cause you changed your pronouns I just misgender you cause you have pronouns”

-“made a joke and nobody laughed”

-“You’re a socialist gray shut up”

-“dont straddle my dog shes a child!”

-“chloe, kim, kendall, kourtney,,, the genders”

-“which constellation looks most like a dick”

-“I’m being intimate with my pudding. Only my pudding loves me.” “Yeah but it feels a little violated”

-“vending machine, easy bake oven, and ramen are the four food groups?”

-“mom I found your tinder”

-“doesnt this baby look like it would grow up to be hitler?”

-“anti smack”

-“I said no farting”

-“I’m at the point in this trip where I want to make out a little with every dog I see.”

-“I’m worried about your mom right now” “I’m worried about the dogs”

-“I’m going to start streaming” “awesome I’ll watch you! I’ll download Tinder”

-“jesus is coming are you clenching?” “Did you mean swallowing???”

-“Today when I said I had an image to show you and you came to look at my phone I wasn’t on Instagram yet and I was worried you were going to see that my last google search was what is a craisin”

-“My username is deep_seated_fear_of_geese”

-“Savour the flavour, uncle”

-“potential energy this, kinetic energy that, when will anyone start paying attention to the most important energy. dumb bitch energy”

-“Happy easter i guess i don’t know why the heck jesus likes eggs so much” “Jesus has an egg obsession” “And he has a bunny fursona””

-“Cause I’m kinky for color coding”

-“I’m going to name my child Brad. With a silent gh. Braghd”

-“Headcanon that Prince Philip died because he saw unsolicited feet pics“

-“I kin prince philip”

-“theres three genders: kailer, gay tyler, and regular tyler”

-“I swear to god they spent half of their budget making those titans asses so scrumptious”

-“Everything is terrible, can’t magnum dong, repressing my emotions”

-“Master has given dobby plan b. Dobby no longer needs the hanger”

-“I want someone to be just as obsessed with me as my social worker is”

-“You wanted to end the conversation so you decided to be homophobic.”

-“It is commonly thought that there are two types of people in this world, communists and pessimists.”

-“Glass half full glass half empty everyone shares the glass”

-“I thought it was about to be something sexual about slushees and I was like: 😃?“

-“Piss on, I know how to have sex.”

-“Sarah we’re making milf jokes wake up”

-“Its like im having a panic attack but I cant stop making kink jokes”

-“good old fashioned jesus?” “I said gay sex”

-“the straggot and the slurs”

-“grandpa has had way too much time without his meds”

-“You’re gonna find ur special someone bro ❤️ or someone to raw you idk what you’re into”

-“Do you wanna represent conversion therapy?”

-“Don’t punch me! I’ll get a boner”

-“I’m known to frequent elementary schools at night”

-“ever since I found out there were ants in baked beans” “WHY ARE THEY THERE? JUST BAKE THE BEANS!”

-"aaron burr shot hamilton which is kinda kinky and im not into that" "i guess he forgot to give him his safe word then huh"

-“we can’t make these jokes tomorrow people will think we’re fucking crazy” “nah man people will just think we’re FUCKING”

-“this 14 year old just looked me straight in the eyes and said drill me daddy-o”

-“they piss on you when they’re comfortable with you. Thats how it works”

-“are penguins fish or mammals?”

-“car washes are traumatising”

-“it’s okay gray has a 22 year old sugar daddy”

-“I get vored easily and yeehaw”

-“You get really stinky when jade honks for bill”

-“Jade needs a shit sleeve when she honks for bill can we go dunky now”

-“not the llama,,, the liQuid”

-“I’m allergic to jesus”

-“if you cant see stuff in your head how come you can vacuum?”

-“dont be a whore drink instead”

-“pain is temporary, existence is temporary, we’re all temporary”

-“I did not know veggie tales was religious”

-“you’re a sussy baka yes sorry now can we watch the video”

-“I assumed everyone in tech is gray”

-“skyrim wasn’t bad I just wanted fussy”

-“im not gonna get a shrodinger kink”

-“those crocs are bitchin”

-“you seem so put together” “it’s just the shoes”

-“capitalism is my sugar daddy”

-“when aang is riding someone do you think he says yip yip

-“Capitalism breeds innovation? How bout you breed this bussy”

Senior

-“Ollie: Can Jewish people eat the Lorax?

Jillian: Yeah. He is canonically a Nazi you know

Ollie: …Are you implying that nazis are kosher?

Jillian: Yeah how do you think we won the war dumbass”

-“I wanna get manhandled”

-“chryssy is SO thicc. Thats why benson loves her.”

-“are we still meeting autism?”

-“so what im hearing is you stole my prostate??”

-"Benson doesnt have a liver? What about her alcoholism problems!”

-“do [squirrels] have beaks or are they flat?”

-“ I feel like I’d fall into a pond.”

-“I didn’t come”

-“Cis piss”

-“YOU GRABBED HIS JICK?”

-“Everytime I come out as ace people send me all their ace stuff” “omg thats what I do for my italian friends”

-“I wanna be someones thyroid problem”

-“Yeah you could go to bobby about your skin cancer”

-“I feel really pregnant right now”

-“stomachs love diluted slim jims”

-“benson is a milf”

-“aj just gave birth to me” “how?” “teamwork”

-“the universe is nothing but a collection of corpses”

-“tight shaggy”

-“the moonwalking bear will come back to haunt you”

-“You forgot your jizz in the shop”

-“Please be a monster fucker”

-“Wipe the milk moustache off your face because I can’t talk to you”

-“the moonwalking bear will come back to haunt you”

-“You forgot your jizz in the shop”

-“Please be a monster fucker”

-“Wipe the milk mustache off your face because I can’t talk to you”

-“Mr. Hands is my safe-word”

Freshman pt 2

-“nah this isn’t true love this is smash or pass man”

-“the more swords the more smash”

-“virgin??? Like VIRGINIA??”

-“He’s really going ham on him”

[flukeanalgesics]

Also I think iska hogya ab, we talked politics we fucked up. He's a brahmand atheist liberal who doesn't understand his privilege, advocates for billionaires, generation weleath and privilege what a dick this entire thing was dumb in the first place, if somebody would actually want to understand politics they'd, becuse it'd be personal , it'd matter to them, not caring about the world is dumb, you are a part of the world how does one not care about the world when it directly impacts them, he doesn't because his life isn't rollercoasting and on the verge to fuck up everyday.

Says leftists are selfish, lazy, playing victim card, greedy, jealous because somebody "smart" is making money out of working class?!??!

I don't even know where to start to this so many wrong things.

He even said that underprivileged ppl are alcoholics wali cheez like bro wtf

Says he fw leftist girls when he meets em. Untill they start talking politics becuse he's apolitical he doesn't get it and then loses interest. That's literally objectifing women and to be more specific a leftist kink, ke oh okay you'd get in their bed but you don't give a fuck about what they stand for. Could go in depth of this as well, ppl fetishized muslims, dalits, black, native American, kashmiri, palestinian women hmesha se hi

Doesn't even want to get started on how he doesn't understand socalism and communism ka kuch bhi even apolitical ppl give fucks bro and Know ke kya galat hai kya sahi hai, stop calling yourself upper middle class for sympathy.

Honestly I m going to be very vocal about ( unironically) my political ideologies shuru se hi if I meet a person .I m never compromising on this. If saamnna wala person aur main are on a serious note in a good friendship or relationship. Internet main kuch bhi bakchodi bolna doesn't matter nobody cares, even ngl I have legit disguised myself as a right wing person sometimes 😭😭just so I can see ke in bhadwo ka mindset chalta kasei hai, that's just me maybe I like to see ke kitne paani main hai. Spy material.🤣😝

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So dumb of me to give him sympathy when he got scammed up by a store lowkey karma. Ispr bhi I can talk for hours, why do ppl scam other ppl in the first place? Becuse of how the system works, ppl need money and need to survive. Billionaires scam the entire country. Comparing a person who scammed you directly to a person who scams billions of ppl directly indirectly in as many ways possible, what logic They are the bigger enemy than a local thrift store scammer jo apne Ghar ko chalane ki koshish krraha hai. Also I think he lost more than 2000 rupees, he was probably dumb enough to get scammed, no shit has to be 2000 ki on a thrift store, first hand hi kharredo isse accha.

Bro also said he fw bpdbegum heavy, he got his shitpost acc after getting inspired from her and I remind him of her this is a whole different topic bpdbegum wouldn't fw me as much as I know because of how fucked I m, all the points felt dumb. Not the first time I don't understand when ppl compare me with her, happened too many times jbse she got mainstream it's like okay I fw her but she'd hate me if we remove my politics and social labels from me that's one thing we'd agree on. anyway back to the point idk if he'd fw her now that he knows bpdbegum 100% hates every single category he falls in. I won't lie what I think is bpdbegum or any leftist wouldn't even bother to talk to him, instant blocked and i literally tried and was even nice. Did not ask questions, did not deviate things, did not cuss, did not call him a peace of privileged upper caste libertarian who doesn't give two fucks about anything but himself. He's right he's borderline narcissistic. I guess it's all the brshmands lmaoo he's literally everything he called me and my ppl.

+he 's just dumb says the same things over and over again and very very common basic liberal questions. I never had them myself for a sec mujhe laga maybe I m not thinking of it theek se shayad analyse nahi kiya critically but nah it's him. I did not have questions because I know what it is like to be on groundlevel, surviving capitalism.

And to questions I did not answer.

Would i kill a person if they kill my entire family ? Yes.

Would i advocate for billionaires if I were billionaire? No. I wouldn't be a billionaire in a first place, it's unfair to profit off ppl for their work. I wouldn't want to be a billionaire

Centrist Liberal ko chedo, fascist bahar aajata hai

[000life-is-meaningless000]

The reason why I'm showing you a decomposing body is because I wanted to make an example of all the Greatness of life.

He probably could have been one of the greatest athletes nobody gives a shit there's no proof of how great it is and even if you got it on camera there's always going to be somebody better the moment and he is in a time he's in his prime he is so great they will quickly be someone they replace him so all his effort was in vain.

It could have been one of the greatest gamers to ever fucking live who fucking knows who fucking cares it's a video game on top of the fact it doesn't fucking matter What he did in this fucking life He's a Good Example for all of us for all life.

Have you ever seen yourself play a video game 10 years ago have you seen extremely old game footage ?

Have you seen extremely old game footage of you being super great super awesome laughing your ass off of extremely old footage of you giving your best into a fucking virtual reality into a virtual arena the way you got some awesome ass kills or some fucking score the capture the flag or what the fuck ever.

YOU SEE HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED AND THE EXCUSE OF YOU'RE HAVING FUN IT'S, BULLSHIT

He's a Good example of all of us that is no matter what You do you're still going to fucking, Die !

No one knows who he is no one knows what his life was like no one has a fucking clue with history

And, in the Retrospect just like all of us it doesn't Fucking Matter

Is it this fucking pose is a Really Good Example, I just how fucking Stupid, Purposeless and Meaningless Being Alive . . .

This is also a good example of proving how achievements and progress are literally both fucking perceptions there is no such thing as progress quite literally saying that progress is a fucking illusion what is progress to one people is not progress to another

Or a different people or even aliens can see that you're going backwards progress is a fucking illusion achievements don't really exist

They don't Exist at all.

. . .

For you and achievement will be building a building for achievement for a tiger it be getting a Kill.

The tiger can run through the building and not understand it was a massive achievement to the tiger is just a building or matter of fact it is a physical place is going through it extremely alien confusing cuz the tiger can't understand human tiger doesn't understand building tiger doesn't understand how it came to be tiger can't understand the whole fucking thing and the human can walk around the tiger kill and not understand that was a Achievement !

Now both the tiger and the workers are both dead

And it doesn't matter who built the building because the bank knocked it down the bank sold the building knocked it down and moved on the something else what you do in your life doesn't fucking Matter.

. . .

Made a billion dollars this is still you, are you king or queen of the world this is still you, were you the most popular person in the world we then know the US celebrity it doesn't matter everything we all everything we do in our lives it's erased by time or hits you get destroyed by time our life is destroyed by time people we care about get destroyed by time proof of our existence gets destroyed by time and eventually just like this fucking example we get destroyed by time !

It doesn't matter what you do in your life your actions Severely, Do. Not. Matter !

[pattywagon2go]

Transit Talk Thursday time: From one side of the country to the other side, this week it's all about the Pacific Surfliner in California dreamin-sorry, force of habit.

Point of interest this time around is how it irritates me how transit projects will never get the love and care they deserve and instead we dump billions into roads because America is the land of the car and those who take transit are poor people and other scum of the Earth.

So for the uninitiated, the Pacific Surfliner is an intercity Amtrak route that runs along the west coast of California between San Luis Obispo to San Diego. As the name implies and as the picture shows, the route runs directly on the coast, hence the name "Pacific Surfliner". And unfortunately, loose ground and a rail ROW are not a friendly combination. The Pacific Surfliner's been in the news quite a bit because the ocean really wants to get up and personal with the rails, which runs the risk of the track becoming unstable, so either the line has to run reduced speeds or the entire line has to be closed down. And when it gets closed down it stays that way for quite a while, which sucks as it's the busiest service Amtrak runs beyond the Northeast Corridor, so a LOT of people depend on this thing.

"Oh well y'know a lot of stuff gets closed down, it was back and running before you even knew it" Oh I wish lol, when coastal erosion was found in San Clemente, the Surfliner got closed on September 30th, 2022 to have emergency work done on it. Estimated downtime was about 3 months. It took 7 for it to fully reopen. Yeah I shit you not it took all the way until April of this year for the Surfliner to resume full operations, and even then California had to close it AGAIN literally ten days later. And then after THAT it had to close down AGAIN for nearly TWO MORE MONTHS.

And if you don't believe me, here's some stuff talking about it

Are you starting to see where my anger is coming from?

We consistently continue to do these fucking Band-Aid brand fixes to our transit infrastructure instead of actually treating it with the love and care that it deserves. Meanwhile in road land, as soon as something catastrophic happens we call in the motherfucking Avengers of emergency infrastructure repair who will work nonstop to get everything back the way it was before faster than Usain Bolt can do a lap on the track. Don't believe me? Look at when a bridge on i95 in Pennsylvania collapsed due to a truck catching fire underneath it. Construction crews worked 24/7 round the clock to get it repaired in two weeks.

This kind of emergency repair is super possible, it's just political willpower just isn't there to get it done. Oh and as a side note, another issue with the Surfliner getting any major renovations done is because the Surfliner's an absolute mess in terms of who owns the right-of-way.

I wasn't able to find a map that showed ownership of the Surfliner so bear with me here About a third of the Surfliner ROW is owned by BNSF and Union Pacific, BNSF owning the route from Los Angeles to Fullerton, and Union Pacific owning from San Luis Obispo to Moorpark. Moorpark to LA and Fullerton to the Orange/San Diego County Line is owned by Metrolink, the route from the county line to San Diego is owned by the North County Transit District. So that's 4 different companies owning bits and sections of one rail ROW. That's gonna make it quite difficult to get any real work done here, especially since freight companies are near-impossible to work with. Oh, but it gets so much fucking better. In addition to the ownership nightmare, to try to "coordinate" infrastructure improvements, the Los Angeles-San Diego-San Luis Obispo Corridor Agency, or LOSSAN, assumed oversight in 2015. This is a 13 member organization composed of:: -Southern California Association of Governments (SCAG) -Ventura County Transportation Commission (VCTC) -Riverside County Transportation Commission (RCTC) -North County Transit District -Amtrak -California High Speed Rail Authority -San Diego Metropolitan Transit System (MTS) -LA Metro -California Department of Transportation (Caltrans) -Orange County Transportation Authority (OCTA) -San Luis Obispo Council of Governments (SLOCOG) -San Diego Association of Governments (SANDAG) -Santa Barbara Association of Governments (SBCAG) That's one clusterfuck of an organization, with each member being responsible for different parts of the Surfliner corridor, so you won't have a "one to rule them all" in terms of progress on infrastructure projects. There is hope coming, as there has been talk about adding a tunnel in San Clemente to move the ROW inland to prevent further coastal erosion threatening the tracks.

As of now work hasn't begun just yet, so here's to hoping this project gets the green light and work begins soon, but knowing this country, that's gonna take a while. Wow that was quite a detour, so I guess to close out it's pretty much the same thing as the whole "Wah we don't have the money to spend on this transit project!" when it's clear we very much do since we spend so much more on highways, but when it comes to infrastructure improvements like these we can get them done quickly and effectively. We just need to actually get the willpower to do it. It's really not that hard.

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

There have been at least 100 billion people on this Fucking Earth

Yet we have less than 1% of proof of any of their lives

Keep in mind that you are going to be part of the less than 1% cuz you are one out of billions they are 8 billion people on this Earth eight Mother fucking billion people

You need to understand that when you die just like everyone before you your entire existence will be fucking Erased on this Earth

You take your life too fucking seriously, I know we're stuck in a slave system that demands that you worship money to survive that you do this menial labor that you shouldn't have to do that we live in a slave society that force you to do labor intensive bullshit you don't want to do to do yard work which is just basically Eco terrorism

To do a whole slew of shit to obey the Zeitgeist to do a whole bunch of other shit that be beating on the head with religions you don't give a fuck about

And they have politics control you like a white master in front of a black slaves 😡 it's that fucked up in life life is that disgusting it's always been that way there's always been a ruling class over the peasants they just called a different thing throughout the age the ruling class is always changed their political power but they always stayed in political power even before the time of Babylon they've been in political power there's always been a ruler class and has always been a peasant class they just changed the words up a lot to make it seem like it's something else but nothing ever changes technology changes but nothing ever really truly fucking changes you're just a slave unless you're one other people you are Pleb

You are nothing more than a fucking condom in this world or a tampon your whole life is to be used and discarded that's what you are you're a tampon made to feel special and like you have some value and you have Some right

you have no rights

. . .

Your Existence is meaningless mic is is meaningless you're fucking dog existence is meaningless or the cats the reason why I'm so heavy on the Paranormal because that's the only thing that has meaning not only is being a ghost spiritual 24/7 not only is being a ghost one of the greatest things there is not only is being a ghost you have no fucking responsibilities whatsoever

Being a ghost is so fucking great you don't hate you don't have to obey gravity you don't have to obey physical boundaries you don't have to obey anything no walls to dick can conduct you there are no longer to dictate your actions you can live forever you as long as you're careful the soul won't be murdered the soul can die the soul is like fire if the fire has a perfect fuel source it can go on forever but fire maybe immortal with the right fuel source but looks like all energy it's not invincible

I don't want to get into that I'm just saying that the soul can do whatever the fuck it once practically

You shouldn't care so fucking much if you get to be a ghost you're free at that point you don't have to eat you don't have to drink you don't have to shit you don't have to piss I mean you still have to sleep so let's do a few basic kind of like a sleep thing they need to recharge energy or going to Extreme low power mode basically

But my only Point here is me trying to tell you, that life is absolutely fucking meaningless life should have now been created life did reprehensible damage to multiple Souls throughout the Universe it got a lot of souls to literally not understand that their souls it got a lot of conscious energy to believe that it's not energy and that is not really conscious

Life is actually a bad thing there's a reason why you can feel so much physical pain when you're alive but you feel hardly any when you're dead there is a reason why being dead has all the benefits all the pros and basically none of the cons and being alive has all the cons and zero pros

Because life is more or less a punishment it's not a school does not a lesson you're not to learn anything you're just a suffer being alive is like getting the middle finger from God

[angelsaxis]

I don't care how many previous Democratic presidents have had a Republican in their cabinet because that's not the point that either I or the quote-tweeter are making.

Harris and her campaign have repeatedly talked about the dangers of P25 and the dangers of the Republican party and to my knowledge don't make this distinction between Maga and (presumably less bad?) Republicans that liberals keep insisting on.

(why lie and act like there's even that much of a difference between a MAGA and a Republican? They both have Trump/Vance signs on their lawns. They both hate everything the Democrats allegedly stand for)

I don't want a Republic in charge of national policy in any way, shape, or form. The entire Republican party is acting against my interests as a Black queer person. People would be less upset if Harris actually worked to court the vote of the liberals and leftists she keeps condescending, ignoring, or sneering at instead of fighting for the votes and support of the Republican party/a handful of voting Republicans.

So what if it's normal. That means I should accept it? Why would I vote Democrat if a Republican is going to end up in with power anyways? How long do I/we have to keep acting like Democrats reaching across the aisle while Republicans keep moving the pews back or acting in dirty underhanded ways is at all a good political strategy? I've been seeing this bullshit since I was in middle school. Democrats try to, want to, have to compromise. Compromise compromise compromise. And Republicans never make an effort to do the same. She could paint the whole damn oval office red and Republicans will still call her a dirty communist even WHEN she's to the right of Trump on something like immigration so I don't frankly see the point in going belly up for political enemies when she could just suck it up and actually promise to do things that people want.

Like sorry there's this thing that liberals do where any time someone makes a valid and justifiable complaint about a democratic nominee they act like that person has 0 understanding of the political process and that anyone who complains or has valid fears or grievances just Doesn't Get the 4D chess the nominee is playing.

YEARS of this compromising strategy and where are we? COVID killing thousands every month, disabled people abandoned, rights of queer people still in the toilet and the violence against us on the rise, police brutality and money to police on the rise, NO single payer healthcare (she removed that from her campaign!!), increased money to foreign aid and the military budget and increased support for the colonial violence of Israel while people here literally die in the streets and/or die homeless and/or die because of easily preventable diseases and/or die because they're simply too poor. We can't get minimum wage up to 15 an hour. Unions are striking left and right with mixed success. Again, billions to Israel. Again, nothing like free day care or preschool. Biden and Kamala have probably done some passably good things but all the ways this place has gone to shit completely overshadows any of their progress. We don't have Roe anymore and besides yelling at us to give them money and vote for them I don't see a coherent strategy from Democrats. Grocery prices are through the fucking roof and what'll help it is not destroying the environment (she supports fracking last I checked) and actually supporting workers rights (haven't seen anything about fed min wage from Dems in a minute).

Denying the fascist tones of the Democratic party and acting like it's just the Republicans is rich. Again, genocide happening with full support from every aspect of the US government. Again, support for policing. They were just putting down student protesters and violating their free speech rights up and down the Ivy Leagues. Also if the Republican party is the evil fascist overlord party why the Fuck would you justify her trying to add a fascist to her cabinet? What progressivism is she gonna successfully put through when, by your own admission, the "full fascist" party is gonna be in control of something major?

Her entire fucking campaign has just been "haha we're not Republicans I'm not trump" it's half assed it's lazy she's not talking about the things people want to talk about and care about. She can go Fuck herself.

[madchild-dennis]

Do you know what's a GREAT relief?

MAKING A GREAT SHIT (my sis knows what I'm talking about)

Do you know what is a GREATER relief?

FARTS

Well that's just me. Especially when I have those griping bowel tying gas. Something I used to (I don't seem to have such bad ones anymore in the past 2 years) have in a VERY incapacitating way. I mean SOmetimes I couldn't MOVE. I have to bending myself in such STRANGE way to then FINALLY:

FART

Ok, ya'll might want to end reading now & wondering WHAT IS GOING ON?

So I watched this on Netflix:

Why?

I like knowledge, documentaries and curious.

You see, in it apparently a Dictator or as they call them, a TYRANT made up stories to basically depict himself as superhuman or divine or just simply someone who is so amazing he doesn't poo. He has NO need to go to the bathroom.

Anyway, I am using my father's Netflix & his account (I removed mine from and it's on MY TV so I do NOT care) and saw it as a recommendation. Made me wonder if the meetings at Vale Royal or King's House are dubbing me a TYRANT.

Especially now that I'm all:

"I'M QUEEN...I WILL BE QUEEN OF COUNTRIES...I'M ABOVE THE LAW...I WILL KILL RAHEEM VIOLENTLY if he fucks up ONCE...I WILL KILL ANYONE MYSELF WHO FUCKS WITH ME, MY FAMILY & MY BUSINESSES."

Well I guess based on all that, King Saul, King David, Prophet Samuel and MUCH MORE was a TYRANT. Oh let's keep going. What about King Charles III's ancestors who ALL claim to be anointed by God and went to COUNTRIES AND cause massacres.

Based on that Documentary if I am a TYRANT or on the verge of becoming one. I AM FAILING TERRIBLY.

I did not join the military. I was SO CLOSE THOUGH. If I was Canadian at the age of 18 when I first thought about it seriously or I was younger and didn't return in 2019 and passed. THEN I'd have a different story.

I'm NOT MALE; but there can be an exception.

I do NOT have a circle. I have opinionated easily wavered people around me. BUT NONE that support me FULLY. By my act of taking ownership of my parents home after they came and FUCK UP my life and CONTINUE TO DO SO. A friend of mine barely wants to discuss it much less support my decision.

DAMN I should have thought about my image. Especially of displaying weaknesses and vulnerability, if I was TRYING SO HARD TO BE A TYRANt. DAMN those crying videos or talking about my problems. I should have removed them before talking about having a gold plated gun to shoot people with. Next time I plan to be a tyrant I will plan it out better...

Allowing PEOPLE who betray me to be around me or alive. BRUH you know how how long the bar owner been doing shit. BUT I SMILE AND whatever. Or knowing my neighbours did whatever and I smile with them, ETC. Damn I'll do better at Tyranting...NEXT TIME. Maybe the next life.

Oh shit, I forgot I have the knife I could strike fear even with my neighbours. Why didn't I take out a knife and take the keys they STILL HAVE. OK next time I plan to be a TYRANT I will do so.

BUT WAIT aren't TYRANT MEGA RICH with the capability to bribe or TRY to be mega-rich. WAIT, Why am I trying to make a touched, partially-spoiled chicken breast from my smoke-baked Christmas Chicken edible. It was smoke baked because I ran out of GAS. The FUCK? Why don't I take my TYRANT BILLIONS or MY TYRANTY-SELF AND DEMAND/GO GET MILLIONS/BILLIONS and get fresh food. or buy friends or loyalty or something.

If it's a TYRANT I SEEK TO BE I am FAILING TERRIBLY. Which means I will fall grossly into a terrible DEATH.

Hmmm...but I'm still living...and I jave been attacked by FAR WEALTHIER than me. WHh literally have guns, machinery, tankers, helicopters and MUCH MUCH MORE. I don't even have a house (legally), I don't have a car, just 2 retractable sharp but flimsy knifes I travel with, the kitchen knifes and my 2 arms. That's OUTSIDE OF MY GREATEST WEAPON: GOD. Ok, He's more than a weapon. He's my wealth, my weapon, my shield, my map, my GPS, my head of security, my EVERYTHING who OWNS Everything.

Anyway, outside of the God-factor (The GREATEST factor), if I was a Tyrant, based on the rule book I should be DEAD ALREADY and a laughing stock. WELLL, I was a laughing stock...NOT anymore though; yep.

So what NOW?

Anyway, I STINK and I'm going to go bathe now. BYE

[olivereliocorcordium1983]

I can't believe im even doing this but here we go🙄 i am perfectly aware of Timmy being in this pic with Taylor Russell. I do not deny this at all i am fully aware that Timmy has and will be put with other costars ect. HOWEVER,

When I came into this fandom it was because of call me by your name, it was because of ELIO and OLIVER, ARMIE and TIMMY came afterwards because of the beautiful relationship they have together. Whether it is as friends or more than that I really don't care as long as both of them are happy that is all I care about.

So when I do this👇I am doing it because One: I WANT TO and because I personally ship them together and are perfectly capable of separating the characters from the actors.

Two: my IG is for my stories, so there are people who want to see these two together in whatever senario be it: DD/LB, husbands, fuck buddies, what have you even if it isn't my thing personally, I do it for them because I was a musician and in college they say, you give the audience what they want. And that is what I am doing.

So if the charmies want to see them paired up a billion times with their different characters from their different movies im going to do it. And do so proudly!

I am here for THEM not you overly butt hurt haters who want to spit you negativity everywhere and want to be little tiddy babies because oh my god we pair Timmy up with fucking Armie Hammer whose a "cannibal, rapist, blah blah, blah, 🙄 sit down and shut the fuck up. And go somewhere else with that bullshit please.

There are much more important shit going on in the world than a bunch of overly enthusiastic fanboys and fangirls talking everyday about actors they don't know personally. So if you don't like the shit that I post then go somewhere else, im an adult who writes whatever the fuck I want and who is escaping my own rl through my stories because im going through a very hard time.

And trying to figure out how in the world i am going to live without someone whose life meant more to me than your stupid petty comments!

Grow the fuck up! Stop coming into the damn Charmies space and trying to get a rise out of them, its not going to work! They don't care for you stop trying to get their attention like kimber from nip tuck who wont let go. Move on! They get it they see you, now go away!

my give a fuck button about your little issues with Charmie doesn't exist for me. I dont give a damn about how pissed you are about lillothee not being a thing anymore, I dont care for your words about "Timmy is with Taylor in that picture, not with that cannibal abusing asshole" I truly don't give any fucks because the part of me that did, officially died along with my grandma.

So seriously if you don't like what i do, say, post and all that other tiny non important crap then fucking block me. You don't want to see Timmy and Armie together fine. Block me.

If you hate me as a person then fucking block me. Because I have more important things to worry about now like how im going to get my job up and running, taking care of my grandpa, dealing with my own emotions and my own life so that when everyone else dies I can survive. Writing my own will ect.

You know, the things that actually matter than sitting behind a computer all day and literally putting all your damn energy into that hate bubble you got going on and trying to get validation from people who dont give two shits about you. Because you hate your own life so much you don't know how to be productive enough to want to change it and be happy for yourself.

That is what i care about right now, not a bunch of strangers who can't let other people just live their goddamn life and mind their own fucking business and find their own happiness.

Not a bunch of strangers who dont have the fucking balls or big enough balls to take themselves off of anon and show their faces to the people who they intentionally go into their dms, their asks, just to put their two cents into an opinion that no one truly gives a fuck about.

No people with actual differences of opinion who are respectful about it. Im not talking to you.

But you fuckers who cant be an adult and have adult conversations with these charmies, go away go play in your sad little sandbox leave the adults alone.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, mic drop, ✌️the 🖕 out!❤️🧿

[cuubism]

Hob throws open the door, absolutely burning with rage, with betrayal. He's had the past eight hours of work to think about it, and the anger hasn't quieted, it's only grown - he feels kind of insane, actually.

For all that Dream has dozens of extremely irritating personality traits - seems to be made up solely of them, in fact - Hob is almost never actually mad at him. He's far too fond of him in all his quirks to hold onto any feeling like that for long.

This is different, though. How could he just lie? For FIVE YEARS? Has he just-- has he just known the whole time, and is getting some kind of kick out of playing with Hob's feelings? Or is it, what, pity? Hob doesn't need pity, he can manage perfectly fine on his own, thanks.

"--I don't give a fucking shit about the money," he's already saying, a gruff anger in his tone that he doesn't really like hearing come out of his mouth, especially directed at Dream-- "but I CANNOT believe you would--"

He freezes in the living room entryway. Dream is slouched on the couch, feet up on the armrest, laptop open on his thighs -- and apparently in middle of a family zoom call so irate he hasn't even noticed Hob come in.

"Was," Destiny is saying, voice loud in the computer speakers, each word clipped and stressed (though Destiny is always stressed, from what Hob's heard), "There. Even. A. Fucking. Prenup."

Oh god. This is about Hob. And wait-- did Dream's family not even know? It's been five years!

"I don't know what that is," Dream says, which Hob knows is false. With a father like Dream's, you don't even get through preschool without learning to 'plan for the future.'

(Hob is now realizing that he knows pretty much everything about Dream's family except for the fact that they're fucking billionaires, and what -- and he cannot stress this enough -- the fuck.)

Besides, Dream does their taxes -- in about thirty seconds flat, too -- and is constantly managing to get them extra tax credits with the skill -- Hob is now realizing -- of someone who knows all the ins and outs of gaming the system.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Hob's seen those forms. Dream's actual income consists of inexplicably selling one painting per year for twenty grand, writing off every expense he could possibly attribute as related to said painting as "business expenses," and then making no additional money ever.

Billions. BILLIONS!?!?!

Hob is married to such a goddamn genius con man idiot.

"Dream," Destiny says, stress literally vibrating through his voice. "DREAM."

"He's going to take everything in the divorce, Dream," says Despair, sounding uncomfortably gleeful at the prospect, and Desire giggles.

Wow, they really think highly of Hob, don't they.

Dream pouts, slumping further into the couch. "We're not getting divorced," he whines.

"You're the one who said it was a tax benefits marriage," Death says, gentle but sensible. "What if he meets someone else?"

"Someone he actually wants to marry," says Desire, because they do love to twist a knife.

Dream, if it's even possible, slumps further until he's practically merged with the couch. "That won't happen," he says, but he doesn't sound entirely certain of it.

Hob's heart hurts. Because Dream might be completely insane and nonsensical - and also apparently a billionaire and manipulative liar - but Hob is still completely in love with him. (Hob is also insane, he's had to come to peace with this after five years of being married to Dream wherein he not only put up with all of this bullshit but actually enjoyed it).

"The point of the prenup is In Case It Does Happen, Dream," Destiny says.

"We aren't. Getting. Divorced," Dream insists. His brow pinches in an expression Hob recognizes as strong opinion incoming. "Even so. I don't care if Hob gets my money. At least he will do something with it."

Hob swallows hard. Maybe he should intervene.

Desire actually laughs. "Do what, Dream? Buy a used car?"

"Anything would be more useful than what we're doing with it!" Dream snaps. "I trust Hob's judgment. Certainly more than yours, Desire."

"Whatever," Desire replies breezily.

"Hob deserves it," Dream says quietly, and Hob is torn between being touched and being irritated, because he doesn't need Dream's money, he needs Dream to stop fabricating whole aspects of his life.

Destiny sighs with what sounds like the burden of a thousand years of existence. "Well, as long as you don't get divorced, we might at least be able to keep father from finding out."

"I'll simply tell him myself," Dream declares.

"Do you want another lamp thrown at your head?"

Hob winces.

"Maybe I do," Dream bites.

"Maybe it'll knock some sense into you," Desire says, and Death says harshly, "Desire."

"On the other hand," Desire adds, thoughtful, "Hob has put up with Dream for five years and kept him from winding up dead in a ditch. And without even a monetary incentive! Hell, maybe I'll give him a few million myself to keep doing it."

Dream's jaw clenches, but Death replies, sounding thoughtful, "You know, you're not wrong..."

"I've had enough," Dream says, and shuts the laptop.

His hands clench uselessly against his thighs, and this, combined with the sudden silence, finally spurs Hob into motion.

He takes a step forward. "Dream--"

Dream startles so bad his laptop goes sliding off his legs onto the floor. He twists around to look at Hob, and even with all his literacy in Dream Hob has some trouble reading his expression. Apprehension, maybe. Or fear, which is not a look he's seen Dream wear before.

Hob raises his hands in surrender. His very righteous anger has already lapsed, as it always always does with Dream. His husband. His stupid fucking husband.

Neither of them says anything as Hob sits on the coffee table across from him. Dream seems to be waiting for his verdict.

There are a lot of things Hob means to say. But what comes out of his mouth is, "Did your dad really throw a lamp at your head?"

Dream's mouth pops open, then shuts. Then he nods. "Twice."

"In a row--?"

"No, separate times." He tilts his head, thinking. "And once a vase."

"Christ." Hob scrubs his hands through his hair, then, impulsively, lays his hand on Dream's knee. Dream looks down at it, then back up.

"We're not getting divorced," Hob says.

Which... is also not what he'd meant to lead with.

Dream holds his gaze with unsettling intensity. "It seems you could rather make out like a bandit if we did."

"Which you definitely knew beforehand," Hob reminds him. "So, Dream, why?"

Dream's tongue runs over his lower lip. He looks off over Hob's shoulder.

"This whole thing was your idea," Hob reminds him. He swallows around a painful thought. "If you really thought I needed money that bad you could have just said--"

"Do you truly think," Dream cuts in, "that I would not choose to marry you? That I would only do so out of pity?"

He sounds hurt, but his gaze, when it clicks back over to Hob's, is cold, defensive.

The way he had said we aren't getting divorced, the pained tone of it, sticks in Hob's head.

"I don't know," Hob says. "I don't know anything, Dream."

"You know me," Dream says. "Or so I had thought."

"Do I?" Hob asks.

Dream's mouth presses into a thin line.

Hob sighs. His hand is still on Dream's knee, he realizes, and he wonders if he should remove it. He doesn't. "Listen. You realize I'm not a student anymore, right? I could afford a place on my own. And sure, we still save some money, but... it's not about the money. It's never been about the money. I have other friends I could split expenses with, and I'm not married to any of them, Dream."

Goddammit. Here he is criticizing Dream for not being direct, and now he's doing the same thing. But it's... surprisingly hard to admit to his idiot husband that he actually cares for him. That he loves him.

Dream's expression now is warring between wary and hopeful.

"I'm still here because I want to be, Dream," Hob finally confesses. "But I need you to tell me why you are, and in words, not in falsely-constructed legal entanglements."

Dream thinks, gaze hovering around Hob's throat. "I wanted to be..." he finally says, each word a careful step, "closer."

And Hob really should chew him out for not just saying that five years ago, but he doesn't. Because Dream is admitting that he wants them to be close, and instead of being rightfully angry, Hob's heart is singing.

"I am," Dream continues, "as you say, here because I want to be here."

"You just... thought that I wouldn't want to be," Hob guesses. He finds Dream's hand and squeezes it. "Not if there wasn't a reason. Not just for you."

Dream nods, hesitant. "You are... well-liked," he says. "Kind. Ambitious. It would be easy to find someone to marry you."

Hob can't help his smile. "So you, what, jumped yourself to the front of this supposed... line of people trying to marry me?"

Dream catches his smile and smiles, too, just a little, nodding.

"You are ridiculous," Hob tells him. "There's no line. There's just you for me, Dream. There was just you then, and there's just you now."

Hob has felt kind of pathetic for it for years, being in love with his weird friends-with-tax-benefits husband, and it's... kind of comforting to know that Dream has been just as stupid about it.

And to know that Dream feels the same... it may take a while for Hob's heart to calm.

"I... see," Dream says, looking down at their joined hands.

"So we can't get divorced," Hob tells him. "Who else am I going to marry? Who else is going to force me to learn to make decent meals because we'll just eat biscuits otherwise? Who else is going to occupy our entire living room floor for weeks with a painting of insects? Who else is going to make us share a one bedroom apartment because, and I quote, 'the tax police might find out our marriage is for tax evasion, Hob.' You've spoiled me for anyone else."

"As you have spoiled me," Dream says, with a small smile. His eyes have lit up again. "With your care and kindness. Husband."

"Well, now you're gonna make me cry," Hob says, and then they're kissing.

He's not sure how he manages it, only that Dream lurches forward off the couch, and Hob leans far enough he nearly falls off the coffee table, and they meet in a clash of lips as messy and unplanned as this entire relationship has been. Dream's lips are soft, and he tips his head back at Hob's touch like he's just been waiting to drop himself into it. And all Hob can think through the rush in his head is what the fuck have they been doing for five years when they could have been doing this.

"We're going to have words, later," he says, pulling back and pressing his forehead to Dream's. "Words about using words, and about how I could have been kissing you for the past five years and I'm kind of peeved about it."

"That is later," Dream says, sounding far too smug for someone whose elaborate scheme has just fallen apart in his hands, "what is now?"

"I don't know, what is now, husband who's made me platonically share a bed with him for half a decade driving me past the brink of utter insanity? Why don't you decide."

Frankly, Hob is shocked he hasn't cracked before now. It's only the fact that Dream rarely sleeps at normal hours that saved him, he thinks.

Dream grins, a sharp, pleased thing. "I see no need for it to remain platonic."

Hob knows, then, that if having Dream as his sort-of-platonic-for-tax-benefits-or-something husband has already killed him, then having Dream's pure attention on him, having him in body and heart as well as in spirit, is going to kill him twice over.

Hell of a way to die, though.

"Enjoy it while it lasts," he tells Dream as he pulls him to his feet, "because if you're actually a bloody trillionaire or whatever, we're moving somewhere with a fucking functioning oven and more than two rooms. Executive decision."

Dream laughs, squeezing his hands. "Taking advantage of my riches already?"

"Consider the new kitchen appliances recompense for your lies," Hob tells him, with no real malice.

"At that rate, it may be some time before we are even," Dream muses, following him through the living room. "Would it help if I tell you I have your past years' of rent money in an investment account? You can have it back if you'd like."

Hob trips over himself, and would have fallen if not for Dream's hold on his hand. "What?" he wheezes. Then holds up a hand before Dream can answer. "No, you know what, no more disturbing financial revelations right now, I'm holding onto sanity by a string as it is. Don't tell me anything else or I'm actually going to fucking lose it. And I'd rather be kissing you."

Dream smiles craftily as if he's just learned a new method of getting his way, which he definitely has, and why is Hob married to such a criminal mastermind anyway?

No matter. That's for later, like the rest of this insanity.

"Then kiss me," Dream says, and Hob does, and Dream winds his arms around his waist and says against his mouth, "we can discuss the logistics of your hundred grand later."

"Wait, HOW MUCH?"

modern human au dreamling where dream and hob get married for "tax purposes" yup 100% that's definitely the only reason no other reason

dream is actually from generational wealth because of his weird family but he lives like a starving artist out of spite. hob is in academia so you already know. dream is like everything is so expensive we should live together to split expenses and maybe get married for Tax Benefits ("wow i am such a genius now i get hob to myself" one second later: "shit now i get hob to myself. perhaps this was a mistake")

hob, hopelessly in love with his friend: haha (panicking) sounds great dream (actually needs to save the money though) sure (panicking again)

dream: (i've made a mistake) great :) (dying inside)

dream, digging himself in deeper: we should get a one bedroom apartment To Save Money and also what if someone comes and figures out we're married for Tax Purposes

hob: who is going to come dream

dream: the tax.... police

hob: the who

dream: you know.

hob:

anyway so they get a one bedroom apartment and awkwardly share a bed while dying inside for like 5 years until one day hob runs into desire or something and desire is like why the fuck is dream sharing a shitty apartment with you? he could buy that whole building. and hob is like what. and desire is like we're rich dude.

so hob goes home and is like married for tax purposes dream? FOR TAX PURPOSES? you're literally rich, apparently!

dream, sweating: yeah and you know what rich people are really passionate about. PAYING LESS TAXES (nailed it)

hob is supremely unimpressed.

dream: anyway so i've technically been paying both our rent for five years and just stuck yours in my family's investment account to save it for you later do you want your fifty grand.

hob: my fucking WHAT

dream: it's actually worth like a hundred now

hob:

dream:...............courting gift?

[its5amandimbored]

Part three of my Artemis fowl memes for book 5! Basically I'm rereading the Artemis fowl books and making memes as I go because why not.

you can find all the ones I made for book 1-4 right here they're seperated by book and nicely organized all on one post

All the memes

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When no one laughs at "I doubt anyone accused Murray gell-mannof kidnapping a quark even though he knowingly carried a billion of then around in his pocket"

"I doubt anyone accused Murray gell-mannof kidnapping a quark even though he knowingly carried a billion of then around in his pocket"

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I don't have a meme for this one I just want to point out that instead of saying "if shit hits the fans" foaly just like went out of his way to avoid saying anything like that and went the unnecessarily complicated route of saying "if the manure hits the air circulator" so different options for that

1. Eoin colfer wanted to avoid saying shit for his books because of a younger audience and couldn't think of literally any other thing to replace it with

2. Foaly really wanted to sound smart and is really extra about it

3. foaly was gonna say "shit hits the fans" and then remembered that artemis, a child, was listening and went out of his way to avoid saying shit in front of the child

All of these are funny to me

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Honestly based on how we've seen foaly just kind of view everything going on like a game or tv show and how done with him holly is I like to think is just like a daily occurrence for the two of them:

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I will say Im still kind of sad minerva never got more time in the series cause I honestly liked her. Also sad we don't delve more into how this all affected Artemis, like seeing everyone died including his best friend right in front of him while he couldn't do anything and her last words were begging him to help her, and also loosing 3 years of his life, like that is so much trauma. Also he just suddenly became a big brother to two toddlers, this boy who never interacted with kids even as a child and had no peers or close relatives was suddenly a big brother to two toddlers, like I'm sorry that must've been so crazy to him. Like I want you to just imagine you come home from school or work or hanging out with a friend one day (remember that for artemis it had only been a few minutes) and your parents go "here's two toddlers, they're you're brother's now :) anyway take care of them while we go off being shitty parents again :)" like it's crazy and such a huge change in his life and it's never really addressed in the books it makes me sad.

Also if I'm being honest I know a lot of people make jokes about how artemis went missing and his parents immidetely had kids, which that REALLY fucked me up as a child when I first read that, it just seemed so bizarre to me but rereading now I honestly don't think they even noticed at first. Like artemis had a reputation of just leaving the country and going on adventures and skipping school and going underground for adventures and shit and they never noticed, they never noticed his absences throughout any of the books. they were very much absentee parents, I mean he had an illness in the 7th book and his parents didn't even notice, butler noticed, holly and foaly noticed after talking to him for like a minute meanwhile his parents are oblivious to the fact. It's kind of sad to think about...

Next

[quesadillabitch]

oph2 final chapter...

wow, what a supremely lacklustre and boring ass ending lmfao

let's see now, we got

1. no relationship progression with our li

2. the extremely convenient and narratively unsatisfying deus ex machina of a dude just handing over a billion dollars all willy nilly

3. no actual interesting or lasting consequences of dealing with esme the asshole's whole situation (seriously? they just dropped all charges? hello? wtfever lmaoo), let alone any real nuance to her relationship with mc - by her account, you're either an evil douche for "ratting her out" or you have to baby her as her friend first and foremost. it's one of the two, despite the game setting out the three initial routes of antagonistic, professional, and friendly...

also, i find it incredibly difficult to believe that edenbrook would then rehire esme based off all the trouble her actions gave the hospital but like??? whatever who cares about realism the writers certainly don't

(also, get fucked)

4. literally no further exploration of mc's apparent trauma after almost being killed... this shit could have been hella interesting, exploring the dynamics of nearly dying on the job and how that would impact one as a doctor themselves, but instead we got... nothing. at all. 🙄

etc., etc....

this book was so disappointing. it was such a mess, and while it had some really great chapters there in the middle (again, the two with the hospital getting attacked and mc and raf almost dying were very well done), it ultimately fell so, so flat and ended so badly because of pb's racist writing choices, the bizarre introduction of like fifty different plot lines, and the necessary-but-jarring hiatus.

you can tell how ambitious pb wanted this book to be, but then they just couldn't commit to anything they attempted to set up so it all collapsed into an unsatisfying pile of... whateverthefuck this was??? which sucks because a lot of potential was there and the first book was so good so this book ending up like this just puts a damper over the series as a whole and doesn't set up a lot of interest or excitement for the third book :-/

but honestly, at this point, it's whatever. I'm just glad the book is *finally* over, it's been going on way too long and I'm tired of it. hopefully they can salvage what's left and put out a way more solid next book, but we'll see

the only thing I'm looking forward to is having the one doctor from the other hospital (Ethan's rival??? idk I don't remember his name) come over to stir shit up because he comes off as chaotic so it should at least be somewhat interesting lmaooo

well okay that's it from me, just getting out some of my dumbass opinions ✌🏼✌🏼

[hello-nichya-here]

My problem was not Buffy being mad, that's completely understandable, and would have been a terrible choice to just have her suddenly not care about that.

The problem is that she's not acting like a victim that wants justice, she's acting like a jealous ex-girlfriend that doesn't like that she "lost" Angel to Faith - she even brings up how much happier Riley makes her even though that is completely irrelevant. This was a problem in the aftermath of the body swap in BTVS too, where she's insecure that Riley will be "comparing" the two of them instead being horrifyed at what Faith put them both through.

They are making her focus on petty shit instead of addressing her trauma (say, like they did with Wesley after Faith tortured him) and that's honestly a disrespect to her character. Even the way the show makes Buffy say "Faith wins again" when it's clear that her past relationship with Angel is damaged beyond repair feels wrong because:

1 - They were already over.

2 -Their doomed romance should not have been the focus here!

They don't have to make her forgive Faith, be it right away or ever, but EVERYTHING about her behavior during that episode feels off. Even the way she finds out about Angel helping Faith is framed like her walking on her ex with a new girl - why is THIS the source of drama here instead of "Someone Buffy used to see as her protector is now helping someone who just put her through hell, and he has good reasons, but she still feels betrayed, but she still cares about Faith, but she feels it'd be wrong to let her get away with just a slap on the wrist"

She's not acting like Buffy. At all. Like, the one moment she felt slightly in character was when, despite being furious as hell, she still doesn't want Faith to be harmed - because the whole reason why Faith's betrayal hurt so much was because Buffy cared about her.

Even Buffy saying she's entitled to want revenge - WHEN has Buffy ever focused on that? If anything, she lets people get away with way too much (see literally everything Joyce ever did).

Honestly, her dialogue during the episode feels like it was written either by someone who never watched Buffy and only knew she was Angel ex who is also a slayer, or someone that actively despised that show and it's main character and wanted the audience to hate her too.

"I've lost battles before, but no one ever made me a victim" Xander tried to rape her, Angelus psychologically tortured her for half a season, Spike (who is now part of her team) tried to kill her a billion times AND was constantly trying to destroy her friend group from the inside, etc.

Buffy 100% has been victimized before - that's part of the horror influence on the show. It makes no sense to act like Faith is the only one who ever hurt Buffy like that and thus justify why reaction is so different. For fucks sake, I don't even believe the attempted rape in "Seeing Red" was in character for Spike, but Buffy's reaction felt much more in character: she's angry, she's hurt, she calls him out on what he did, but she also focuses on the mission first AND can still acknowledge that Spike is apologizing to her even if she's not forgiving him. Compare that to her telling Faith "If you apologize, I'll beat you to death" WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE AND WHY ARE WE SEEING A WEIRD BUFFY CLONE?

Her saying to Angel that, unlike him and Faith, she's not a murderer. During the events of "Ted", Buffy beats up her mother's creep of a boyfriend "to death" (he got better), and even though he had just threatened and attacked her, she still says "I'm the slayer, I had no right to hit a human that hard." She was possessed by the ghost of murderer trapped in limbo because she was so angry and hurt after Angel turned into Angelus and thus he could relate to her and she then shot Angelus like the dude shot his girlfriend - foreshadowing the events of the season finale in which Buffy kills Angel. Not Angelus, Angel. Something that was necessary but still deeply traumatic because she FEELS like a murderer. Once again, this line feels like an insult to the character and all the trauma she was already dealing with, instead of addressing the new trauma Faith just put her through.

Seriously, I've never liked the Bangel ship, but this is the one time I actually wanted to beat up the writers because holy shit, they did not need to force Buffy into the role of scorned past lover/bitchy ex, especially not in a moment like that. It honestly even felt sexist. "Sure, this girl was just raped and so was her boyfriend, but all she can think about is how her rival slept with her man and might be making moves on her ex" once again, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

They even have to ruin a great Faith and Angel scene by having her let slip that Buffy has a new guy now. For the final time, WHY IS THEIR DOOMED ROMANCE THE FOCUS HERE? WHY GOD, WHY? Would it kill the writers to not force this bullshit down our throats?

Bangel really is the worst ship in both shows, my God. I've seen boring, bland relationships, but this is one of those few truly awful ones that actively make the story worse because the writers refuse to just LET IT DIE ALREADY and keep trying to milk as much drama from it as possible.

Watching season one of Angel is being quite insane

Things I expected: Angel would be a million times more likeable than he ever was in Buffy, and Faith would get a redemption arc.

Things I did NOT expected: Buffy would be a million times less likeable than she ever was in her own show, and I'd be hardcore shipping Faith and Angel.