#i don't even want kids but i love accidental father figures i guess

[aflockofravens]

I want... to care for her

[inahallucination]

famous au but um dumb

@cowboylexapro

if the poets were on social media and famous this is what they'd be known for

(age somewhere between 19-21)

todd

tumblr blog name: toad.anderson

ao3 name: toad.writes

he's technically anon but not rlly

sexiest tumblr account known to man - he's a fanfic writer and an au poster with some occasional og stuff that floods his inbox with asks begging him to publish his og work too - what fandom does he write for? all of them.

his bf proof reads them all even if he's never been in the fandom

he writes fics for his friends when they get famous

in between his novel worthy fanfics are shitty fics of his friends

his followers get rlly confused

he wrote a neil x reader fic until straight girls started claiming it and he took it down becuz the reader was him

todd on his blog: guyss… im so sorry but im taking the neil x reader fic down… im sorry if i offend anyone but the reader was me ❤️ not you - i don't like you all claiming it

after taking down the x reader, he does a neil x oc but the oc is him but with green eyes

neil, after the oc gets described: todd the only person im seeing is u tho 😦 and u have blue eyes

eventually his relationship with famous tiktoker neil perry gets revealed and ppl realize he's not just an obsessed fan

after neil says the thing blog: toad.anderson: guys my real name is todd anderson everyone: omg we wouldve never guessed

after neil and him go public and ppl dont believe that neil is gay he alternates between seething and writing neil fics and taking joy from neil's confusion

todd points out comments that are obviously thirsting over neil and neil still doesn't realize he's being thirsted over

"neil be the father of my children!" "oh i think they meant that in a godfather type way"

todd, at a breaking point, suggests that neil and him post a kissing video but neil doesnt wanna be one of those shawn camilla couples - respect

what if he posted them kissing but he made a historians will call them bestfriends joke but then ppl did🧍‍♂️

"my bestie and I 🤩 " "NEIL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK UR SERIOUS"

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neil

tiktok name: neilliard.at.julliard

accidentally tiktok famous for pretty face, charming personality, acting abilities - the theater kids had a claim over him orignially but he's pretty mainstream now

comment section full of old grandmas trying to set him up with their granddaughters

everyones dream bf until he posted about his own bf

neil: my boyfie has a big tumblr and he writes a lot and he really likes frogs and he is also blond and heres his address

hes kinda oblivious about everything

"you want a close up of my collar bones? why ?"

reading comment "'show your abs?' its nice you think i have abs! only my boyfriend can see those tho �� "

the comments go wild

people are stitching it screaming for different reasons

all his fans r screaming into pillows bc HES TAKEN NOOO

people are trying to figure out who this mans boyfie is

"he has a boyfriend??" "he's been straightbaiting us!" "NOO HE'S TAKEN" "IS UR BF AS HOT AS U" "look at the way his eyes lit up when he said bf i love love" "this video shows an aspect of society that-"

"tell us about ur bf" and he makes a week worth of videos but its all random stuff

"my bf looks pretty in blue" "my bf likes to put salt and pepper on his fries" "my bf has hair"

the straightbaiting comments come after him posting about pride and having a pride flag in the background of his videos <- they say things like "he's such a good ally"

people attack others in the comments who ask him if hes queer "NO NEIL ISNT GAY NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY HE COULD JUST BE A REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FRUITY STRAIGHT GUY WHO LIKES GIRLS"

"are you gay neil???" -> "not everything has to be gay ppl can just be allys and btw by assuming every ally is gay, ur actually hurting the movement!!!" -> "i asked becuz he said he wanted to kiss his boy best friend on the lips in highschool" -> "he meant it heterosexual-ly"

someone asks him what his type is and he describes todd to the t and they think he likes a short haired blonde

"he likes girls in sweat pants not skirts" "his type isnt ppl in skirts" -- neil would love todd in a skirt but thats not the point

his type: "he's really shy, gorgeous, short dirty blonde hair, uhhhh, really smart, and So much more :))"

he could say my boyfriend is a man who i am dating because i am gay and they would still try to straight-ify him

a grainy video gets leaked of a short haired blond guy jumping into his arms and ppl say things like "its just a girl with short hair"

todd hate writes a neil x male reader fic

he asks his friends for help and they post todd's face everywhere on his recording set

he makes a video like "meet my toddy"

in the video todd says he's a boy and he's todd and he's neil boyfriend 3485757 times and neil is like "omg babe i love u too <33" becuz he doesnt Understand

some ppl r still in denial or think he's bi w/ a preference for girls

straight girls like him becuz he has a pretty face and a general respect for women

during prom season, he gets dmed a lot of websites for buying prom tickets

"don't worry guys! i know i said my high school time was rough, but i actually did go to prom with my bf!!"

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charlie

twitter name: therealalpha

most popular podcast name: daltons intercourse

joke/bait account ppl took seriously

The Alpha that other alpha posters bow to

says stuff like "SIGMA MALES KISS ALPHAS ON THE MOUTH TO ASSURT DOMINANCE"

the twitter alphas buy into him so bad he's making podcasts and doign interviews and he has no clue how tf he got here but he's riding the high

he advocates for being alpha via kissing ur homies

when he gets famous he begs todd to write a fic about him

todd agrees pretty easily tbh

"ARE YOU EVEN AN ALPHA MALE IF PPL AREN'T WRITING GAY FICS ABOUT YOU"

charlie posts things like "no homo" "only the real make out with their homies" over those black and white pics of muscle-y dudes w/ no context after the neil video he posts "he homo" over one of them w/ no context

at first ppl try to attack him but then theyre like wtf is going on here and realize he's trolling the alpha community

when no one realizes neil is actually gay he makes a podcast episode talking about how he thinks neil is gay gay homosexual gay - he's holding a cigar and wearing a tight hawaiian unbuttoned shirt like "lets talk about this gay gay theater gay boykisser man"

made by @cowboylexapro

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pitts

youtube name: gerdoesstuff

joint youtube name: idkman

homework help and crafts videos youtuber - relaxed vibes only here to be calm

he gives study and concentration tips and encourages ppl to seek help and companionship and not suffer alone

he paints mugs and looks for bugs

he was on charlie's podcast and they discussed the alpha-ness of making pottery

todd wrote a pitts x reader fic becuz ppl begged him to

pitts printed it out and framed it and put it in his filming set up

he's a regular on meeks podcast too btw and meeks is a regular on his

but when meeks is around things explode so

he has a second channel with meeks where they do silly experiments

theyre posting schedule is non-existent and they also do streams but they never tell you so their viewers just have to hope and find out

knox and him are planning on making a movie review channel but its still not fully thought out so

he makes couple mugs for todd and neil when neil asks for help

he wakes up at 2 am and sends todd prompts

anytime he learns a fun fact he sends it to todd on the off chance todd may need it for a story at some point in his life

anytime he reads anything he's like damn neil will love to act like this character and lets him know about it

he sends charlie alpha podcasters to make fun of

at some point he exposes cam's shitty handwriting for the giggles

knox

instagram name: knoxious.ur.mom.ious

he posted a short on his instagram talking about how he just learned hair grows from the head and not the bottom and blew up for being a dummy - he doesn't know whats going on but he's having a blast

he stirs up drama but on accident

he was on pitts youtube before

out of everyone here he's the only one not making content he's just vibing

eventually he ends up posting background footage of everyone doing dumb shit

when it comes out theyre friends ppl stalk his instagram to find more proof

after that he starts to stir drama but more consciously

hmm what else - idk he's just chilling, getting called out for being dumb and watching his friends do dumb stuff

oh wait when he makes that short about the hair a bunch of commentary channels post about it and he takes it like a badge of honor

cameron

instagram name: cam.studies

pinterest name: cam.studies

one of those aesthetic studying accounts on insta and pinterest - takes nice shots of his homework and his pen collections and his study desk

except its only for the pics his handwriting is atrocious - he has like one page or paragraph of pretty handwriting to post and the rest is scribbled chaos - his pens are never organized by color, theyre just thrown in a box, and his desk is filled with papers and books and never looks clean but its fine he's just here for clout

he ends up sponsoring and reviewing businesses that make those cute study supplies so now he has a hoard - or at least he did until his friends started taking them

he groaned about the cam.studies x {random ass ppl} fics todd wrote but he thinks theyre funny and has them bookmarked

he went on charlie's podcast and the two argued for half of it and then explained how as two alphas they would settle their differences by kissing

his friends help him angle his aesthetic shots at cafes and shit

he got exposed eventually as a fake becuz ppl (cough) posted his real notes which were messy and disorganized

but he played it off as a commentary about how the internet is fake and got more sponsorships

he judges todd and neil but is eating popcorn at the front seat of the drama

meeks

podcast name: chameleon hotel

youtube channel name: idkman

meeks makes a podcast for very stupid intricate crimes. he has a cult following of bisexuals

its stuff like drama over a tree being taken down

"the locals even called their beloved tree 'ole alvin'"

charlie: todd write a meeks x ole alvin fic

he has standards, so he does

he went on charlie's podcast and convinced ppl that being with other men allowed u to suck in their alpha-ness and become the ultimate alpha

but generally he just makes his little silly videos and makes cryptic posts about the neil todd drama

has a joint channel w/ pitts

is up to date with the neil thing and is the one to send neil updates

he tries to convince neil to act out his podcasts (with a lot of success lmao)

he tries to convince todd to write fics based on his podcasts (also with a lot of success)

as payback for the ole alvin x meeks fic he convinces todd (very easily) to write a bunch of dumb charlie fics and todd agrees becuz he has standards

no one actually knows that the poets know each other

they eventually post a group photo

"we need to cancel neil perry for being friends with an alpha podcast guy" "nah thats just charlie"

"yall know hes bi, right?"

"he literally has a podcast about how sucking dick as a man makes u the ultimate alpha male"

it does explain why charlie's alpha podcast go from tiktok actor, tumblr fanfic writer, instagram study blog, fellow podcaster, hw help tiktoker in between his satire of normal alpha tiktokers

half of these things are like copy and pasted from our conversation btw so dont blame me for them

[kaycode1999]

Hey there! Um, sorry if I'm barging in and your requests are closed or too busy, but can I ask for a match up?

Appearance: I have long black hair, dark brown eyes and I’m about 5'2~5'3-ish?

Pronouns & sexuality: My pronouns are she/her, and I'm ambiamorous and polysexual, (basically all genders except women) and- maybe- cupioromantic? (I'm not really sure on that one yet- so possibly QPR type thing?)

Hobbies: I really like to draw and write a lot. Staying indoors is what I prefer, either binge watching shows or hyperfixating on one particular show. Maybe either the occasional relaxing games or reading or even try out new hobbies. But generally, I usually have a lot of time on my hands, doomscrolling or daydreaming and imagining scenarios in my head.

Type: I'm not really sure? But I suppose someone easy to chat to but also able to chill with. Possibly someone who can be stronger than me- not just physically but with drive/confidence? (If that makes sense?)

My personality: I would say I'm more anxious/reserved at a first meet, then slowly letting a person know more about me bit by bit. I'm more of a lurker and a little awkward around big groups of friends and more silly with one on one interactions, but I really like listening to people speak and learn more about them, accidentally not adding onto things or, if I do manage to talk, making each talk turn into a deeper and, I guess, more intimate conversations. My viewpoint- as my friends have pointed out- is more pessimistic and disturbing, which is pretty unusual with how I would act- being somewhat bubbly. Occasional intrusive thoughts slipping out my mouth and sometimes lack of social cues, often leaving me confused on what is happening at the moment.

Characters I don't want to get matched with (That sounds so mean Q-Q): Pigsy, Tang, or Sandy. They feel like father/uncle figures to me.

Ah, so I really hope this finds you well and hope you're having a great day. Sorry, again, if this is confusing, cluttered, not giving enough info, or redundant, and also for having so many 'unsure's. Thank you for reading that much text, and I'm excited to see who I get matched with! Thank you so much! ^w^

I match you with

MK the Monkey Kid

He also enjoys drawing so that's a shared interest between you two

You two can be comfortable just hanging out and drawing together for hours. It's more about being close to each other more than doing anything specific or talking all the time

He loves just having stay-at-home dates snuggling on the couch either watching movies or binging a show

Most of the time he likes to play monkey meck but bring over a new game and he has no problem playing it

He does have to do training outdoors but he doesn't mind if you tag along and stay in Monkey Kings house doing whatever until he gets done

He's both physically strong and comes off as confident ( especially with everything he's been through his confidence is a facade and he can be quite pessimistic too when he gets into a particular mood, having you around helps him)

He's so sweet but he can be dense at times so he can also say things that can sound odd or just not understand what is going on either so he doesn't judge you at all

He also takes time to get actually comfortable around people he doesn't know because of things in his past, so he understands that well and lets you take all the time you need to warm up to him and the rest of his family but he does what he can to make you feel comfortable

[immaturityofthomasastruc]

IOTA Reviews: Reunion

Today's episode is a special one, as it teaches kids about toxic people in online message boards. Hey, Astruc? Do you remember that saying about glass houses and throwing stones? Asking for a friend.

Let's get into the eighth episode of Miraculous Ladybug's fifth season: Reunion

We start off at the Louvre, where Marinette and Alya are looking through the paintings to find more symbols of the Order of the Guardians, something previously established in “Feast”. Marinette ponders the idea of past Miraculous holders falling in love with each other, to which Alya gives one of the most contradicting responses I've ever heard.

Marinette: Miraculous holders are always pictured solo, but there had to have been some love stories between some of them. A Ladybug and a Cat Noir in love, it must've happened at some point, right?

Alya: Or maybe they just focused on the job and kept their lovey-dovey stuff out of their superhero lives, like you should. Preferably with a boy you've been in love with for a long time who's finally interested in you? Does a certain Adrien ring any bells?

Wow, not even a minute in, and I already have something to bitch and moan about.

First off, it's really rich for Alya to act like superheroes can't fall in love when she was dating Nino with the knowledge that they were both superheroes, and willingly blew her cover as Rena Furtive because she didn't want to break up with her idiot boyfriend, and ended up costing Ladybug the Fox Miraculous. It'd be one thing if it was like a “Don't make the same mistakes I made!” thing, but in the very next sentence, she tries to encourage Marinette to keep pursuing Adrien. Alya, you do know that even if Marinette starts dating Adrien, she'll still have to deal with her superhero life, right? It's a classic superhero trope that a hero's secret identity gets in the way of their love life, something this show did three different times last season (Truth, Lies, Rocketear). Cat Noir or Adrien, Marinette's love life will be complicated by her superhero life, and Alya basically said “Superheroes shouldn't date! Now, you should really think about asking Adrien out.”

Marinette tries to ask Tikki for advice, but Tikki casually drops another retco—more worldbuilding. Yeah, that's it. It's more worldbuilding, and nothing the writers threw in this season without thinking about how it could have been used in earlier episodes.

See, back in Season 2's “Befana”, Tikki gave Marinette a magical jewel called a Kwagatama, something all past Ladybug wielders have. For the most part, nothing came of it for about five years and three seasons. So naturally, the writers came up with something that makes no sense to introduce now. The true purpose of the Guardian seals is for the Kwagatama to be used for Reunion, a way to contact the spirits of the past Miraculous holders, albeit so only the user can see them, sort of like Al from Quantum Leap.

My problem here is that IT MAKES NO SENSE TO INTRODUCE THIS NOW WHEN TIKKI SEEMED TO ABOUT THIS THE WHOLE TIME! Think about a huge chunk of Marinette's angst last season stemmed from the fact that she has absolutely no guidance as Guardian, and had to learn from trial and error. If Marinette had a way to talk with any of the past Ladybug holders, why the hell didn't Tikki suggest it when she really needed it in the first place?!

Before Marinette can give the Reunion a test run, some Unfunny Marinette Slapstick happens, so she accidentally knocks over a painting, revealing a letter inside for Alix's father Alim. Turns out Alix left some photos detailing her adventures in a letter and hid it inside the painting, National Treasure style. Adrien tells Gabriel and Nathalie about this, and after he leaves, the two share an evil smirk.

Because I guess now they're on good terms again?

The letter reveals that Alix has been jumping around from time to time, meeting various historical figures, potentially screwing with history, and completely ignoring the secret identity rule since everyone in her class is reading this letter. Alix's older brother, Jalil, isn't happy.

Jalil: How could you let her go?!

Alim: Jalil, enough already!

Jalil: Alix was brainwashed by Ladybug! She forced her on a crusade without us and all you're doing is... nothing!

Alim: Your sister wasn't forced. She went into hiding in time so that Monarch couldn't take over the Miraculous of the Rabbit.

Marinette: Alix is helping Ladybug and Cat Noir restore peace!

Jalil: How could she help them if she's not even here? Can't you see this makes zero sense? Wake up, dad!

Alim: I was there when Ladybug gave her the Miraculous. Alix agreed to the whole thing. She was proud she could help.

“Oh my God, Jalil. Your little sister is just choosing to travel through time and stay away from home with little means of contacting the outside world. Don't be such a baby about it.”

Seriously, I get why they wouldn't want Monarch to get the Rabbit Miraculous, but you know what isn't helping keep Alix safe? TELLING HER ENTIRE CLASS THAT SHE HAS THE GODDAMN RABBIT MIRACULOUS! It says a lot that this is something I agree with Jalil on, and his first spotlight episode had him attempt to perform an ancient Egyptian ritual to revive Queen Nefertiti. But rather than focus on the family drama stemming from the absence of the youngest Kubdel, the true conflict of the episode happens.

Alim: Where are you hearing this ridiculous theory?

Jalil: Everybody's talking! Listen! (takes out his Alliance)

Alliance Lila: Akuma88 said: “We trusted Ladybug too blindly and she only made things worse when she let Monarch steal the Miraculous.” Antilady asks: “Who is Ladybug anyway? Why does she wear a mask? If she has nothing to hide, she wouldn't hide anything.” ChloeB says: “Ladybug is ridiculous, utterly ridiculous”.

You know, it's sad how the only positive thing I can say about the conflict is that at least they didn't make a flat-earther joke with these conspiracy theories.

Either way, this is something I had previously talked about during my review of “Illusion”. Rather than show Marinette dealing with the backlash to her losing all the other Miraculous last season, it's clear all the writers are willing to do is have a bunch of strawmen criticize her so the audience can't take their arguments seriously. Yes, most of Paris doesn't know what really happened, so the citizens are obviously misinformed, but that first guy made a decent point about letting Ladybug do all the work instead of the proper authorities. The whole reason Chloe was even namedropped was because the audience knows from earlier episodes that she has a bias against Ladybug, so lumping her together with anyone else who has a problem with her is an easy way to say “If the bad character agrees with these views, that means their arguments are invalid”. And once again, it's pretty hilarious that the lesson the episode is going for about online message boards when the creator of the show is well-known for his poor behavior online, to the point where this very blog was created to chronicle some of the things he's said.

After dodging Adrien's latest attempt to ask her out, Marinette decides to try out the Reunion, selecting Joan of Arc because that's the only character model the animators can reuse. But hey, if you're not a fan of overused character models, how about overused knight cliches?

Joan: Good morrow. What is your name, you clumsy young holder?

Marinette: Um, uh... M-Marinette.

Alya: What's the matter with you, girl, hearing voices or something?

Joan: They used to direct similar inquiries to me as well. You shalt become accustomed to it.

GET IT? She's a knight, so that means she has to talk like she's from a Monty Python movie. If you're somehow not laughing at this totally original joke, buckle up, because this is what all of her dialogue is like for the episode. Marinette tries to ask Joan for advice, but is quickly rebuffed because even though she supposedly fell in love with a past Cat Miraculous holder, and even though this was Tikki's idea in the first place, Joan isn't willing to help Marinette out. What, was she in the middle of a poker game with Oda Nobunaga, Shaka Zulu, and Dwight Eisenhower she really needed to get back to?

Back with Jalil, we see that he's so desperate that he willingly attracts an Akuma, offering to help Monarch if it means getting his sister back. Putting up his book, Monarch akumatizes him into the Pharaoh again.

The Pharaoh has a pretty sleek design. I like the gold parts and the interchangeable masks, even if they mean his powers are about as historically accurate as an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh!.

After the Pharaoh empowers his book with the powers of Maat, the Egyptian Goddess who represents the concepts of truth and justice, Monarch gives him the Turtle Miraculous' Shelter to protect the Maat book from being destroyed. Because as we saw with Manipula in “Determination”, simply being invulnerable to being destroyed automatically means victory. Oh right, she lost because the heroes outsmarted her. But I doubt that exact same thing will happen this episode, right?

Back with Marinette, Joan still refuses to talk with her because I guess being dead means she has a tight schedule and can't even bother to help out her successor. Before Joan can even end the Reunion, the Louvre is trapped in a giant pyramid where we see that the Pharaoh is using his powers to quiz people on the truth. Oh my God, the Pharaoh now has the powers of Kamen Rider Quiz. Run, you fools! Kamen Rider Zi-O is the only show in existence with more wasted potential than yours!

Marinette and Adrien transform into Ladybug and Cat Noir respectively, albeit still separated. When asked a question about who was the King of France on March 15th, 1423, Ladybug and Alya attempt to look up the answer online, only to get no signal. Thankfully, because the question just so happens to be set during the time when Joan was alive, she's able to give an answer: there was no king that day thanks to outside circumstances preventing a ruler from being properly recognized. Alya gets to safety, and Ladybug meets up with Cat Noir, who is struggling to answer another one of the Pharaoh's questions: What will the weather be like on July 14th, 200 years from now? It turns out that the Pharaoh was banking on that, as it's something only Bunnix would know.

Ladybug summons her Lucky Charm, a fountain pen, and takes a page from Doc Brown's book, writing a letter to Alix in the future so she can tell them the weather for that day by leaving her own letter in the past. After Cat Noir Cataclysms the Shelter barrier, the Pharaoh just creates a new one. Ladybug then comes up with another question: Is she really a hero, and did Alix leave of her own free will? The book obviously answers yes, and once again, the Pharaoh rejects the Akuma with ease.

Ladybug de-evilizes the Akuma, uses Miraculous Ladybug to fix the damage, shows Jalil another letter from Alix, and never learns Jalil willingly got himself akumatized in the first place.

Joan talks with Marinette and tells her about her past, where she fell in love with a Cat Miraculous holder from England, and the conflict with France forced them to give up their Miraculous and go into hiding. It's a simple backstory, but the artwork and narration tells a lot without going too into detail about things, keeping what happened after Joan and her lover gave up their Miraculous vague for a reason.

Marinette: And then you lived happily ever after?

Joan: I hope so, Marinette. I hope so.

Marinette: Huh?

Tikki: That's not the real Joan, Marinette. It's just her memory as a holder. She can't know what she did after she gave up her Miraculous.

Translation: "We don't want to tell the kids watching what really happened to Joan of Arc." So the episode ends with Marinette wondering if starting a relationship with Cat Noir is possible after all, even if it means she has to give up her Miraculous. Oh yeah, and Plagg gives Adrien a Kwagatama too, but it's not really that important.

That's a good way to describe this episode: it just... happened. Outside of the Reunion lore, not much really happened here, which has been a problem I've had with the last few episodes of Season 5 as a whole. Not much was enough to get me really angry, but at the same time, the writing was just mediocre in my opinion. Pharaoh's new power was just Truth again, and they tried to make him look smart, but all he asked were obscure trivia questions, not something that would really test how honest someone is. For an Akuma who already had it out for Ladybug from the start, the return of the Pharaoh was pretty underwhelming. It didn't help that the other lesson about avoiding misinformation didn't really work that well because it took a magical lie detector to resolve Jalil's trust issues towards Ladybug. Also, it's really weird how nonchalant everyone is about Alix being away from home and traveling through time with no guarantee of when she'll return, while Jalil's somewhat understandable concern about Ladybug possibly manipulating his little sister (who he didn't even get to say goodbye to) was just brushed off for that lesson about conspiracy theories and misinformation.

Even though the idea of Joan of Arc being a superhero sounds really interesting, not much is done with Joan as a character, and I think that stems from the fact that it's obvious that a show that airs on Disney Channel can't talk about the two things everyone knows about her: The supposed messages from God, and that she was burned at the stake. Without those key aspects of her life story, all the writers really had to work with was that Joan was a female knight. This is especially harsh, because even without that, you could have told a story about how Joan was in a similar situation to Marinette, being trusted with the Ladybug Miraculous at a young age (Historians believe Joan was seventeen when she first went to the battlefield, and the flashback in this episode implies she only became a soldier after getting her Miraculous), and how she dealt with the newfound responsibilities, especially in a tense time like the middle ages. Instead, all we got was more Love Square pandering that didn't even make sense for Joan to be dismissive of because she was a massive hypocrite, not only for dismissing Marinette's initial question when she had the answer for it, but also for essentially body shaming Cat Noir by calling him “Puny”. Because how dare that teenage boy not be as jacked as a battle-hardened knight.

Overall, there's not much I can really say about this episode. I doubt the Reunion will ever be plot-relevant again, so what's the point? The most I can say is that it was certainly an episode of Miraculous Ladybug's fifth season.

THE BIGGEST IDIOT OF THE EPISODE IS... JOAN OF ARC

While I have grievances with the things Alya, Tikki, and Alim all said and did, for the most part, that's connected to bigger issues with the season as a whole. The purpose of the Biggest Idiot Award was to judge a character's actions in the context of the episode itself. So while Joan of Arc was never officially knighted, it is my honor to present this show's take on her with the award. Joan was unnecessarily rude to Marinette, assumed she knew how to end the Reunion when it was pretty clear this was her first time using it, went on a long tangent while answering a question while Ladybug didn't have a lot of time to give the answer, and talked trash about Cat Noir for not being as buff as the knights she led into battle. She also didn't offer to give any advice in battle even though she knew she wasn't able to interact with the physical world, when the whole purpose of the Reunion is to impart wisdom onto the next generation.

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE

Emma opened up the door, revealing her father's office. With multiple cameras, every technology that has existed since he came in hell. The screens showing the surveillance of every part of the house, and a big screen in the middle. It was safe to say her father had fully embraced modern technology, and is evolving it with every year, every decade, every generation..

It was one of the things she admired about him.

"In here.." Emma said, whispering to her friend who was walking beside her. The doors slid themselves shut once both of them were completely inside.

"Whoa.." Theodore gawked at the sight. He'd never seen so much technology in his life!

"This is my dad's office. This is where he does his work, obviously. But.. this is the place where he keeps all the information he puts out to the public. Everything. He can corrupt, manipulate and control what everyone sees. He also has his own products that shows up on tv whenever they can." Emma stated, before turning to smile at Theodore.

"He never let me in here as a kid, until one day I accidentally got the door password right and I went in to touch his stuff. I broadcasted frog pictures all throughout hell because I love them.. and dad instantly found out I did it. For one, he wouldn't broadcast random stuff, and two, he knows I liked frogs. He and Mom scolded me for it. I thought it was funny!" She laughed.

Theodore laughed as well. "Yeah, I remember that. Your dad was so angry! Even dad was confused about it."

Emma grinned. "All of them were confused."

Theodore chuckled, smiling fondly at his friend. He just liked her enthusiasm when she talks. She made everything exciting.

Emma looked around the office. "You've gotta admit. It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Theodore stared not at the office, but at her. "Yeah.. it's very beautiful." He found himself saying, his eyes fixated on her face.

Emma looked up at him, making him snap his head at one of the screens. "I mean.. I've been to my dad's radio studio.. it isn't anything like this."

"Classic radio demon. Sticking to old time technology." Emma chuckles.

"You tell me." Theodore agrees.

Emma's mirth died down and she got her eyes off of him, her cheeks having a shade of pink. "Although.. old time radio's not that bad.."

Theodore smiles at her statement, his eyes still remaining on her. "So is new technology! I don't know what our dads are fighting about."

Emma giggles. "Hey, atleast our mothers get along swell!"

Theodore laughs as well. "Our moms' friendship led us to being friends, so.. I'm glad they do."

Emma stopped in her tracks, taking in Theo'd words. "I.. I guess I'm glad too."

Theodore's smile turned into a soft, warm one. He cast aside a bit of her hair, tucking it behind her ear. "Uh.. I hope you don't mind."

Emma blushes. "No, um.. I don't."

They stayed like that for a while, and the feeling of his hand brushing through her cheek made her stomach turn.

Emma looks away from him, upon feeling that. "I.. I promised myself that one day.. one day I'm going to be the one to sit and work at this place. I'm going to be just like him. An overlord. I want to be able to lead the next generation's technology."

"That's ambitious!" Theodore says, putting his hand in his pocket. "I don't even know what I wanna be yet.."

"I'm sure you'll figure it out!" Emma put a hand on his shoulder, smiling reassuringly, a warm.. friendly gesture.

Theodore couldn't stop looking at her. Her red eye.. her voice.. her hair.. her smile..

He didn't know why, but it was probably just because he cared for her as a friend. They did grow up together despite the feud between their fathers.

Theodore smiles. "Thanks, Emma."

[zimithrus]

Kotetsu and Barnaby for the character ask pls? 💚💚💚

Ohoho the boys! The lads! The bickering buds themselves! 💗 Don't mind if I do~! Thank you so much for the ask @isleofair! 🌟 (Ask list for the curious ❤)

I will start with the wildest of tigers 🐯💚 And since there's two, I'll put this under a read more cut so I don't flood anyone else's dash XD

Kotetsu

Sexuality HC: I'm leaning towards Bi with Demi tendencies for him

Gender HC: Himbo lmao XD

A Ship I Have With Said Character: Obviously Taibani - though a close second is Kotetsu/Tomoe because 🥺😭💗 He loved her so much, gah!

BROTP: Kotetsu and Antonio, like, they already go way back, to high school if I remember correctly. They always go out for drinks together and they always just seem to have a good chill time together 🌟

NOTP: Karina and Kotetsu. Like, I can see the appeal but i just do not vibe with it lol Like she's 16 in the beginning of season 1, and Kotetsu is like, 35? Like he is almost/practically old enough to be her dad. It's not the age gap I have a problem with really, it's mainly more that I kind of think of my dad when I see Kotetsu? Like, my dad and him share the same birthday and they both act goofy, aren't always around for their kid but try their best? I can't help but kind of think of my dad sometimes when I think of Kotetsu so, thinking of Karina x Kotetsu it's like 'that would be like if I dated my dad fjdbfkdjb' just can't do it man 😂 Sorry for the ramble there! 😂

Random HC: One of mine I like to ruminate on is Kotetsu accidentally hurting his family members when he was a kid and first developed his NEXT powers. Like, that scene in season 1, during the flashback of the bank robbery? In the sub, the dialogue reads 'I'm not supposed to touch anyone when I'm shining like this', compared to the dub that simply says 'don't come near me' - like, the sub implying he was told to not be near people, to not touch them, and that got my brain going: What if he was told he wasn't allowed to touch anyone because he might have accidentally really hurt a friend/classmate/family member before he had total control? 👀 cough cough Kotetsu's dad perhaps?? cough cough 👀

General Opinion: I love him. He's dorky, funny, earnest, tries too hard, fucks stuff up, but never gives up. Despite his past and hardships he is still a positive person and always sees things through to the end. A type of person I wanna be. 💚 Less formal version: I want to put him in a blender and drink him 😂

Next up, the bun! 🐰❤

Barnaby

Sexuality HC: He gives me Ace/Demi vibes 💜

Gender HC: Pretty boy but not a twink - he can still kick your ass into next week lmao 😆

A Ship I Have With Said Character: Taibani once again - no contender for me XD

BROTP: Barnaby and Mattia - the childhood friends. They catch up and talk about their work and even vent with each other, springing for dinner every now and again. I love the side of Barnaby we get to see when Mattia is around, he seems almost carefree, it's nice. They vibe well together ❤

NOTP: Oh man, I haven't really though of a NOTP for him?? 😅 I guess I wouldn't want to see him put with Maverick, because like, not only did he orchestrate the most traumatic events of Barnaby's life he was also a father figure for him before that. Otherwise, I dunno 😆

Random HC: Speaking of Maverick, I HC that he wiped/altered a lot more of Barnaby's memories than we were shown. Like, thanks to the comic anthology I saw one chapter that kind of made a little point at that and it's stuck with me ever since. Like, if Barnaby ever started to rebel at a younger age then Maverick would alter his memory. Got too close to discovering the truth? Nope, no he didn't, silly boy that was just a bad dream. So much to the point where Barnaby has trouble remembering his past at all and can't help but feel like even his memories aren't his own. Good angsty potential - and potential me and a friend discuss frequently 👌

General Opinion: At first I was like 'okay we got a cocky pretty boy, alright, he seems alright, let's see what he can do' and then the more I watched the show the more I really loved his character. How he always seemed so poised and suave and haughty - like he's confident definitely and he knows it, but also that sensitivity, that raw emotion and anger he displays - it is so incredibly human and realistic what drives him to do what he does and act the way he does. Slowly learning over time that his life has room for more than just revenge. Now I like him just as much as Kotetsu ❤

Wow, I really went deep into some of these answers my goodness! I think I've spent over an hour thinking all these thoughts out!😅 But anyways, thank you so much for the ask isle, I had a blast answering these questions - and even better, you gave me two characters! Double the fun! Thank you so much!! 💗💚💗

[omentranslates]

Villain - chapter 6 english fan translation

HEY what's up vocaloid fans did you miss me!! I accidentally snapped my laptop in half so I couldn't work for about a month, but he's back good as new with the case and screen totally replaced and the last of some shiny new stickers out for delivery!! And in other news, although I'm sure I'm the last to deliver it, even though it had the manga title in sparkly shoujo font on the last page, Villain was actually not over!!! So I am also back with an incredibly late chapter 6 lmao if you haven't gotten it anywhere else yet please enjoy ;D

The title text for this chapter is "Let's talk about something loving and sad..." and this will be a text only translation as always, but the art that gets prettier with every update and all the visual context is here and still readable for free, so please consider taking a look!

Azuru's Father: ....I heard about what you did today, Azuru. Even after I told you not to involve yourself with those damned delinquents....well, anyways.

Azuru's Father: With injuries like that, it'll be easy to prosecute whoever started it. On our end, we'll do some damage control.

Azuru: ...Dad.

Azuru's Father: From now on, I'll be using GPS to make sure you come straight home from school-

Azuru: Dad!

Azuru: I need to talk to you about something.

-

*throbbing pain sfx*

Azuru (thoughts): ....huh? Where did I end up....it hurts....

Renri: I KNOW ALREADY, SHUT UP.

Girl with Renri: Renri, it's not just that!

Azuru (thoughts): ....Renri?

Girl: Oh? Look who's awake.

Renri: Oh, Azuru!

Azuru: ....hhh...OW.

Renri: I said not to move so fast. You're not hurt too bad, but you lost a lot of blood.

Girl: You're one to talk, Renri, always coming home with some new injury.

Renri: SHUT IT, SAREN!

Azuru (whispering): ....uhm....and you're Renri's....?

Saren: Who, me? I'm this one's big sister!

Renri: COULD YOU FUCKING STOP!?

Azuru (thoughts): Ah just his sister.....! Now that she mentions it, they do look alike.

Saren: I was really surprised, y'know! Renri showing his face around here with an injured person in tow...I'm guessing you got caught up in yet another fight this one picked for no reason, am I right?

Renri: Hey, you don't get to say 'no reason.' That moron Takitou came askin' for it.

Saren: Oh, Ozamu-kun did?

Azuru (thoughts): ...huh? This is...I didn't expect...

Saren: Even though he used to be such a crybaby.

Renri: Right, he really was. I remember that scaredy-cat runt, always getting bullied and beat up.

Saren: Why'd you lose then?

Renri: Hah....? Let my guard down.

Saren: THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY, EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS!

Renri: YEAH YEAH YEAH, I'M GONNA GO GET A DRINK.

Renri: ....Azuru. I seriously didn't ask you to do any of this, or need you to. But you've always shown up for me and...well, it's just. Thanks.

*door slam*

Saren: Hey...Azuru-kun?

Saren: You know, don't you? About the situation with Renri's gender?

Azuru: ....uh!!

Saren: ...I see.

Saren: I want to thank you, for sticking with him. It puts my mind at ease to know he's got someone like you around.

Azuru: ...I'm also...really glad to see him get along well with his sister.

Azuru (whispering): I knew he didn't live with his family anymore....I was sure it'd be more-

Saren: You figured I wouldn't be accepting of him?

Saren Narration: The Renri from back then was like an animal being broken in. How lonely and unsettled it must've felt, being denied his own self. I really had no idea what approach to take towards a kid dealing with something so complicated. It's just not something I was ever able to understand.

Saren: I was afraid that the words I sent his way out of love would be received more like knives.

Saren: Even now, I just can't erase my cute "little sister." I can't reject him, but...it's not easy to be close anymore either. I'm sure it's not just him. How we feel inside will take shape differently from each other, it's just not an easy thing to come to an understanding on.

Saren: Even in the case of family.

Azuru: I'm actually kinda jealous of Renri....

Saren: Huh?

Azuru: My family is....they really haven't been as thoughtful about that kind of thing as you are. If I'd had someone like you....

Saren: I didn't do anything. It was all Renri.

Saren: He did his best to tell me what was going on, he trusted and relied on me. Wasn't I only made aware of the isolation he felt because he did that?

Saren: If he hadn't said anything, there'd have been nothing I could do.

-

Azuru: ...Dad. I'm sorry. For not being able to be the son you wanted.

Azuru: I've never understood what it is to be man enough. I could never make myself like those action figures.

Azuru: And I've always liked boys instead of girls. Is that version of me...one you can accept?

Azuru: Even if I am this way, can you really not still recognize me as your child?

Azuru's Dad: Adzuru

Azuru's Dad: ...this discussion is over. Go to bed.

*click*

Kurema: You had to have known this would happen.

Kurema: There's no way someone as stubborn as Dad would be able to understand what's going on with you, Nii-san.

Azuru: ...Kurema?

T/N: about the pronouns I have Saren use for Renri, she uses a more feminine kind of diminutive nickname for him, that I translated as "this one" a few times (og text この子) , and it very often does imply femininity when used to refer to a person, BUT she consistently uses the same diminutive for Takitou and Azuru who are both (as of now) cis men, so I took it to mean she'd be willing to refer to all of them the same (masculine) and is instead using it to reflect how much older than them she feels

[bodies-needs-a-fandom]

Some headcanons abt the detectives bc I'm bored.

(disclaimer: i have not read the comic and don't intend to so if there are any OG bodies stans that know canon facts which dispute any of these headcanons, I want to note that I am only talking about the show here, not the book)

Karl:

Definitely a bi disaster. He has a preference for women, but he's very aware of his attraction to men as well and doesn't see anything wrong with it.

Secretly has a massive sweet tooth, but it doesn't fit his cool-guy vibe so nobody knows about it

If he could wear fishnets and multiple piercings, he would.

He has never liked reading. It isn't his thing, at all - he's always been a very modern person and movies are just so much better. He avoids paperwork like the plague and every time a case requires a lot of reading he considers giving up and cold-casing it just so he can skip the boring research.

If he was ever transported to 2023, he would despise most of it. Mostly the no-smoking rules. But one thing he would like is the rom-coms and the reality tv shows - specifically the awful ones. He likes laughing at people.

Shahara:

Judging by the colorful middle-school-art-teacher outfit vibes, she was very into art - specifically floral impressionistic styles - but had to drop it when she became a mother and a cop. Just didn't have the time

Has been to every pride parade she ever had time for. Probably unlabeled and no gender preference

Was a massive rebel as a teenager. Snuck out to house parties, drank underage, probably faked an ID once or twice. Or three times.

Hates crime mystery novels - not because they're bad, just because she's good enough at her job to be able to easily nitpick the plotholes and immediately guess the killer.

If bodies was a show in her world, she would be a stan. Like she'd have made a whole fan acc and everything.

Alfred:

If he could wear piercings, he definitely would. Not many. He's not that extravagant. But he'd probably have a couple earlobe piercings and he'd usually wear studs or very small hoops, mostly in silver or bronze.

stole his mum's dress as a kid once when she wasn't home. He liked it, but when she found out she was furious and he never did it again.

I think he had a decent relationship with his father at first, but as he grew older and continued to suck at lying his parents Figured Things Out the relationship sort of dwindled. They don't speak now. There was no dramatic moment, but eventually the periods of silence grew longer until they never stopped.

He's very interested in fashion. Goes out of his way to keep up with trends and so on.

Work comes first for him because even though he loves Charlotte and Polly with all his heart, it becomes difficult to pretend around them all the time, and a good case is also good escapism.

During his time deducing The Shake, he accidentally stumbled along a different Shake which meant something else entirely and it all got rather embarrassing from there.

Iris:

had an emo phase, which heavy quotations around 'phase'. The fashion style changed, obviously, but she's still emo in spirit. We all know it.

She probably played the cruellest pranks on Alby known to man. To be fair, Alby fought back just as hard - especially after that one time that Iris accidentally spilled water on his new fancy tech during a prank gone wrong when they were teenagers. THAT did not end well for her and there were definitely a shitton of slugs involved or something equally disgusting

Hates sweets. or sugar in general. Shes a fan of bitter, strong things. Like vodka, probably. Or that 'six-shots-of-espresso-nothing-else' monstrosity Crowley ordered in good omens

Tried to hit on Lorna a couple times early on and when Lorna remained totally oblivious she gave up.

Was really into true-crime stuff as a teenager, but nothing involving terrorists. Ever. For obvious reasons.

She saw Mannix as a sort of father figure for a breif period of time, which is part of the reason she was so loyal to him. Immediately after the incident at the throat in episode 5, she turned her parental figure attention to Shahara.

[khianat]

random mini drabble for @rainyearning ; nine asking his dad for dating advice

Painted nails tapped against the visitor ID dangling around his neck, body resting forward against the backrest of the chair. The man in his late 40s made no sound other than fixing his glasses here and then as he scribbled notes about the two-hundred-year-old hair clips placed on the table in front, secured in cushions. A heavy sigh escaped the lips of the fox who pushed himself back, managing not to fall off. The noise was loud enough to cause a rare chuckle from his dad, a man known to be very knowledgeable in historical items of the late Joseon dynasty, but who did not show his emotions often, not even with his son.

"Hyeonwoo, when did you ever listen to my advice? I did not expect your request to be sincere." The shapeshifter puffed his cheeks, knowing he often came just to vent. Nine always talked about his thoughts and feelings, unlike his father, which is why he felt he could tell him almost everything. He loved his parent but his dad was a man who believed Nine should figure it out on his own, no matter what that was. The man finally closed the box and turned to his only child, giving the current new hair color a small glance. Despite their opposite wardrobes, they shared the ability to ignore statements about how they looked and acted nothing alike, which never affected their bond. There were times whne it was hard and Nine yearned to speak to somebody of how he felt like as a shapeshifter but he got used to it.

"I remember the mothers in your primary school always said their biggest nightmare was their high schoolers coming home, announcing they were parents out of reckless passion with a fellow student. I never worried about you being like that, but I didn’t expect you to fall for an adorable, sweet vampire princess born to very evil royal parents." His father enjoyed teasing, making Nine frown.

"Dad, aren't you supposed to say something smart or helpful? Don't scold me."

The man laughed and stood up, walking to his work desk. "I'm not scolding you, just amused. After all your talk about embracing yourself and being free, you pick someone who doesn’t seem to share that setup. But it makes sense, like when you were twelve and beat up that kid for mocking the girl you played video games with the short haircut after she accidentally cut it off."

Nine rolled his eyes. "That's different! You make it sound like that's why I want him. Elian is strong, he doesn't need me to like, save him because I have the urge to show him what it can be like to live." The prince was constantly on his mind, it was not just his human longing but also a strange instinct that decided, this is the one, I want him. He got excited and jumpy whenever it was time to meet up. "I can't stop thinking about him! I sketch him, buy pink stuff, even got myself pink hair ribbons and clips I’m too embarrassed to wear because I think he likes that side of me."

His father, still smiling, pushed his glasses up. "Hyeonwoo, I'm confident this young vampire likes you for more than just being a charming driver. It’s risky for him too, visiting you if he’s important."

It was one of those moments where the urge to shift and request ear rubs was quite intense, just to gain some comfort, but his father was always distant to his fox side, even tho he accepted it and nobody ever did that for him. Not unless he was bold and got closer to some kids who weren't as awkward as adults who thought of a fox as disgusting, especially since he wasn't one of those cute species from TikTok.

"I guess, that is what humans call meeting that one who is more than a crush and keeps haunting you and makes you look at things differently. True Love. I guess, it is time to admit you come after me, after all. We both seem to choose the one thing very opposite to us with … a particular level of risk." His father seemed a little more distant now, likely thinking back about the woman who dropped her offspring off on his doorstep.

"That sounds so serious..." Nine mumbled. Love was a big word, but the thought of Elian texting to meet later excited him. "So, I could bring him over... he can’t have dinner, but you know?" Nine was thankful, he did not ask his father to be just that very often, usually comfortable with their more relaxed relationship, but in that moment, he needed it.

"Sounds like a reason to open that ancient bottle of whiskey you got me," the man chuckled, indicating his support. He returned to his work, his way of saying he'd support his son, even if it meant confronting the vampire nobility of the city.

Maybe the men of the Park family were a bit insane in the name of love.

Nine shook his head, muttering as he left the museum: "Ew, no, name of love, it’s not the 80s." He texted Elian to meet him later.

[theboysfromaustin]

April 30, 2007

Gav browsed through Maureen’s vinyl collection.  He'd just met her, and was already at ease around Ian's adoptive mother.  She and Ian were working on dinner, Kazuo napping in a plush armchair.

This was what family could be, and he glanced outside, noticing a woman out in the garden, clad in gloves and a floppy hat.  He guessed it was a neighbor who shared the yard.  Gav opened the screen door, stepping out, but not approaching.  He wasn't exactly up for approaching strangers yet.  She looked up, "Hello, Gav!  Come, sit."  

It didn't even register that she knew his name as he settled on the soft spring grass next to him, "Who are you?" "I'm Shirley.  Is my family treating you alright?" That made him pause, "Yes.  Much better than…mine did…" "You've had a rough life, kid.  Everything's going to be better for you.  You're a sweet man.  They love you." "How are you related to the family?"  He hadn't connected the dots between ‘Shirley’ and ‘family’ just yet.

"Well, I've been in the family a long time."  Gav suddenly remembered the name of Maureen's partner.  Her deceased partner.  Shirley.  "Are you Maureen's Shirley?"  He wasn't upset by the idea of speaking with a ghost.  Hell, he'd seen a lot of unexplained things on the streets of Detroit…and also fucked with a lot of thrillseekers on the streets.  "I am.  I was very happy when Ian met Kazuo.  Maureen and I both were.  And now, with you…"

"I'd be dead if I didn't have them."

"We take care of our loved ones.  Maureen and Ian took care of me, Ian, Maureen and Anders took care of Kazuo…" "I don't know much about the accident yet." "It'll come out.  Kazuo almost died, and to Ian…losing someone again was completely unacceptable." 

"Hey, where's Red?" Maureen turned, "Let me go look," she glanced around the living room before looking outside, freezing.

Gav was sitting in the garden with Shirley.

She smiled, heading back to the kitchen, "He's in good company." "I figured she'd show up,” Ian brought her in for a hug, “She'd want to get to know him.  How's my monster?” “Passed out in a chair.” “He talked me into this,” Ian chuckled, “My little bastard with a heart of gold.” “He's a gentle soul, deep down,” Maureen leaned up to kiss his forehead.

"You've known Ian a long time, what was he like when he was younger?" "I met him when he was 5 years older than you.  He was very shy, still is.  My first exposure was the Manchester tart he gave Maureen, after he'd accidentally knocked her over.  I thought he was hitting on her, but she figured him out right away." 

Gav smiled, “From that moment when he jumped out of the car to protect me…he didn't even know me.  And he put himself in harm's way…Kazuo pulled me to safety…I'd never met people like them before.” Shirley gently touched his face, and he didn't flinch, “They're the best possible people who could have found you.  You're going to be very happy with them.”

Gav leaned into her touch, put at ease.  He could tell Shirley cared deeply for Maureen, for Ian, for Kazuo, for Anders…for him.  “You're gonna be okay, kid.  You're loved.  You're going to do a great job working for Ian, and you're going to be a wonderful partner, and an amazing father.” “I never expected to be a dad…” “Neither did Ian…and neither did Kazuo.”

Gav leaned back on his hands, “I'm finally happy.  Life is…good?” “You deserve this.”  Ian leaned out the back door, blinking back tears as he watched them, “Gav! Dinner!” “Well, Shirley, I…” He blinked - she was gone.  The redhead wiped his eyes, “Thanks.  I needed that.”  Ian touched his shoulder, “You okay?”

“Yeah,” he bit his lip before throwing his arms around Ian, “Thank you for everything.”  Ian paused, knowing Gav was still getting used to loving human contact, but gave in to his own inclinations, and wrapped him into a bear hug, “I love you.  You are safe, and you'll be protected by everyone in this family.”

That's what Gav needed to hear.

Security was everything.

[tabslabs]

In defense of Blutch: Family or lack thereof

Blutch is an orphan, dropped on the steps of a drunk doctor's house in Missouri as a baby. The man is a mess, but decides he should take care of the kid and names him after the third random baby noise that came out of his mouth That's right, he's essentially the original Gaga

Anyway, the folks around town decide that Doc isn't suitable to raise a child since he's a drunkard (in particular they're afraid that Doc'll accidentally feed Blutch beer instead of milk). So they take him to an orphanage where he gets mistreated by the people working there. The orphanage is actually one of Doc's few remaining customers as the children there get injured so often (implied child abuse). When we see Blutch again he's in solitary confinement, which he uses as an opportunity to bury the headmaster alive

From this point on he travels with Doc, and Doc acts as sort of a really bad father figure as they travel West to California in hopes of finding gold. This isn't really the story of Blutch's life though, it's about his family, or lack thereof, if you want to know the full trials and tribulations of his childhood read Vertes Années it's a really good album.

Anyway, Doc continues being a drunkard who can't keep a job and barely pays attention to Blutch or his well being. Blutch runs off after being severely mistreated in a railroad construction job Doc got for them.

He then goes on to raise himself as he doesn't trust any adult figures in his life to take care of him. He sees Doc three other times in his life after leaving. The first time, Doc makes Blutch buy everyone at a bar alcohol and Blutch leaves by morning. The second time, Blutch trusts him enough to go prospecting with him again and shows Doc how much gold he's found. Doc not only steals his gold but uses it to buy everyone at a bar alcohol. The next day everyone is panning in the area Blutch found the gold in and the two don't see each other for years. The third time Doc decides he needed to do better and breaks Blutch out of jail so like, good for him there. Closest thing he had to a father figure.

In the album about Chesterfield's cousins, he's asked about how it feels to not have a family (or more like if it sucks to not have a family). Blutch responds along the lines of "You get used to it! And there's less to worry about!" I suppose he means he doesn't have to worry about how anyone he cares about is doing because I guess there just... aren't any.

Interestingly enough though, he actually has an identical twin brother. Remember how Blutch was abandoned with a doctor in Missouri? Blutch's twin brother was abandoned alone in a carriage in Texas. He's found and raised by Comanches and the two run into each other by pure coincidence.

They spend the album bonding despite not being able to talk to each other, making an effort to get points across with charades when there's no translator present.

We even see a moment where we learn that Blutch isn't actually 100% okay with how he was raised. He sees his brother with a stable adopted father and loving family and thinks about how all he had was a drunkard who could be anywhere. Chesterfield in a gesture to be nice says that he's not alone because he's there for him.

Although Blutch actually... rejects this gesture in the next scene by calling Chesterfield dead weight holding him back; I feel that's largely in part because he doesn't want to change their dynamic. He's found a balance he can live with where the two are joking/fighting but constantly together and if Chesterfield starts trying to be someone who openly cares about him he wouldn't know how to handle it. After all, he said earlier he's used to not having a family and not worrying about other people.

Well, who's ready to put a much earlier scene into new context? This scene in particular where Blutch gets mad at Colonel Appleton for being willing to let Chesterfield take the fall for his son. Remember how Blutch says there's "less worries" without a family? It's a two way street and he knows that means there are fewer people who worry about him. You really think Blutch saw Colonel Appleton's preference for his son and didn't think about the fact that he doesn't have a father figure? As of this moment the last time he saw Doc he stole his money and screwed him over. Chesterfield has loving parents, they're looking after Blutch's bar when this goes down. When he says "There are as many corporals as sergeants in this army!.. So who'll notice one more or less?!" he knows there's literally nobody, except maybe Chesterfield who will care when he's gone.

Okay so maybe those last two points are more in the theory/headcanon aisle, but there's the evidence. You can make your own conclusions on it.

Best BD Character Round 4 - 4

[stargazer-balladeer]

“Don’t you worry, child” [Twisted Wonderland]

Song lyric: Don’t you worry child- Madilyn Bailey

Characters Included: Platonic! Promefiore members x GN! Reader

Notes: Guess who’s back? Ehehe (did ya’ll forget about me 👁👁 /j). I was supposed to write for Genshin but i was inspired to write this 2.1k words fic. Tbh i’m not anymore active in the twst fandom so this might be a bit ooc. Hope ya’ll like this!

Warning: Baby and kids stuff!

Oh no! You accidentally turned into a baby because of an alchemy accident caused by a certain single-brained duo. Luckily you were entrusted to reliable people to take care of you until the potion wore off. And those people are…

The promefiore gang!

“Oh… so the potato turned into a baby potato, you say? … hold on wHAT-“ 

Vil swears to the great seven that your friends (yes, he includes Epel, Jack and Sebek) would be the source of his white and gray hairs in his beautiful, dual-colored hair. While Vil was trying to calm himself from the migraine he experienced with the unexpected news, his vice housewarden was ecstatic. Rook immediately grabbed you from Deuce’s hold and held you in the air while spinning around. “Tres bien! Tres bien! What a magnificently cute, adorable child you are!” Epel, who was quiet at the moment, was still processing the information. Like his friend - the prefect - turned into a baby?!

Safe to say, there were mixed reactions in this trio. 

After Vil reprimanding both Ace and Deuce for a solid hour and a half, he sighed. At first he didn’t want to take you in to take care of you, but seeing Rook already attached to your baby self tells him he can’t change the hunter’s mind no matter what. Begrudgingly, he agreed to take care of you until the potion wears off. Though his mind is already racing in possible ways of returning you to your current state earlier than the due. Turning his attention to the bumpkin, he can’t really understand the look on Epel’s blank face. Heaving another sigh as he sensed another migraine incoming, he hopes they all make this out alive one way or another. 

Of course Rook Hunt is the first one to volunteer to take care of you! I mean, who can resist your adorable baby face? Certainly not him! Though Vil was a bit worried as he watched Rook whisked you away from the dormitory. Don’t worry queen, this hunter will make sure to keep you safe even if it costs his life! 

Rook literally brings you everywhere he goes, whether it’s the classroom, his room, the botanical garden, the science laboratory, everywhere! Everyone who looked in his direction thought they saw a loving father figure in place of the (stalking) hunter with how he carries you everywhere, not letting you out of his sight even for a second. He sometimes lets you sit on his shoulders and carries you around like that for the whole day. 

Speaking of not letting you out of his sight, he really means that. If he has to let you go to look around the academy, he stays at a safe distance from you, keeping a sharp eye on your small figure as you scurry around the hallways. You won’t even notice him there, sure you can feel his eyes, but even if you look around to look for him, you can’t see him. Sometimes he leaves you on your own for a moment to tease you, but if he senses incoming tears, he’ll appear immediately, don't worry! Can’t have this adorable face be stained by tears now!

Rook lets you wear his hat and teaches you how to take down a prey, no need to worry, he won’t really let you take down a prey like a bear or something! But he does teach you to take down a certain prey - that prey being a certain second prince lion sleeping peacefully on the grass in the botanical garden. He literally records you tackling the sleeping lion and stifles his laughs when he sees the reaction of Leona. (no babies were harmed in this scene)

“Hahaha! MARVELOUS! BRAVO! ABSOLUTELY GÉNIALE! You are really a creation of perfection! I’m so proud of you, mini trickster!” Runs away with you in his hands while being chased by an angry lion. 

The next in line to take care of you was supposed to be your friend Epel but he managed to run away before the housewarden or the vice housewarden could stop him. Sighing at the underclassman’s reaction, the infamous Vil decided to take care of you next.

Since you recently spent your time with a hunter, Vil made it his personal mission to clean you up and dress you up like a doll. Deciding to make a bubble bath with you in his mind, he was certainly pleased with you cooperating well with him. He watched you with a small smile as you burst a bubble, blink in surprise before giggling while clapping happily as you continue to burst more bubbles. Yeah, he can tell he’ll grow fond of your baby self.  He does that thing where he boops your nose with soap and watching you sneeze because of it brings an unexpected chuckle from him. 

He hates to admit it but he had fun dressing you up, even though he had to adjust a couple of clothes that he personally owned to fit your figure with the help of his magic, he didn’t mind at all. Probably teaches you how to catwalk in his room and claps when you execute it perfectly. Spends the rest of the day playing dress up with you (more like dressing you up). Whenever it’s time to go to school, he makes sure to dress you up properly and put a tiny bit of foundation on your face (if you have shoulder length or long hair) and fix your hair to match with his. Before leaving, he snaps a selfie of him and you together.

Shame? What’s that? He doesn’t feel embarrassed at all when he walks down the hallway while carrying your dressed-up baby self in his arms. Talks with other students, housewardens and teachers while you’re still in his arms. Sometimes he shakes his arms if he feels you moving restlessly. He also makes sure to carry around (and what he means by this is makes sure that Rook carries it around so when he calls Rook, the hunter will appear before him with the desired item) your necessities , a bit of a hassle but it’s fine.

At first he was uncertain if he should post the selfie he captured of you and him together earlier in magicam but after the convincing power known as Cater, he ultimately posted it. Luckily you received a lot of positive reactions! So now you’re known as that lucky baby that Vil is taking care of. To be honest, you might become as popular as Vil. So from that moment, Vil started to post pictures of you (with your incoherent approval).  So expect being roped by Cater and Vil into a mini fashion show exclusively for you!

To be honest, Vil didn’t want to invest too much toys for you since you’ll return to your current age after the potion wears off (which reminds me, i should mention that he foregoes that plan earlier about decreasing the time of you being a baby, tbh he wants to extend it but shh). But he makes a few exceptions, he isn’t immune to the puppy eyed looks you and Rook are giving him even though he thinks Rook looks ridiculous. In the end, he agrees to spend a few madols for you. So now you have three plushies, courtesy of Rook, a crown plushie, apple plushie and a bow and arrow plushie. 

Seeing you snuggling with the newly-bought plushies brought a rare genuine smile on Vil’s face. Carefully patting your head as you continue sleeping. “I have to admit, I’m not completely sure if I prefer the regular potato or the baby potato. But I know that both versions never fail to surprise and amuse me. Sleep tight, prefect.”

Under the orders of the housewarden Vil Schoenheit, Rook managed to drag Epel back to the Promefiore dorm to babysit you this time. He can’t run away this time when Rook holds him tightly on his shoulders, so he was forced to hold you as Vil gave you to him. Epel was certainly surprised when you suddenly laughed and touched his face. “Oya? It seems the little trickster has recognized you, Monsieur Crabapple.” “It certainly seems so fufu.”

At first, Epel has no idea how to take care of you since it’s always been you who takes care of him and the rest of the first-year group (whether he admits it or not). But he certainly tries his best! He wants to appear like a responsible manly guy to you so this is one way to prove it! But he did have to enlist the help of the two third-years of Promefiore, who gave him knowing smiles much to Epel’s dismay. After being taught by Vil for thirty minutes and another thirty minutes being taught by Rook on how to entertain you, he felt like dying any moment. But he didn’t give up! Soon he’ll get a hang of taking care of your baby self.

Since he has classes to attend, he decides to bring you, no harm done right? But he didn’t expect you to be so distracting. It wasn’t because you were noisy no no, it was because you were too adorable trying to chew on his magical pen, which is dangerous sure but it’s not like you have any magic on you to activate it right? It makes it 10x worse that the rest of the class, including Jack and the teacher, gets distracted by you too. It gets to the point when the teacher decides to exempt Epel from classes until you return to normal because there’s no way any work will be done when you’re there. 

He makes sure you aren’t getting hungry or thirsty under his watch. When he brings you over during lunch at the usual table for the friend group, he didn’t expect Sebek to scream loudly at the sight of you (did no one inform him srsly?) and adding to the fact that Ace keeps teasing you. So when he sees you starting to cry, he immediately gathers you in his arms to calm you down. However, much to his dismay yet again, it didn’t work. You bursted out crying which resulted in the first-year group to panic. Deuce and Ace, for some reason, decide to do a mini skit for you to distract you while Sebek keeps screaming at you to shut up before muting himself when he sees Epel’s and Jack’s withering gazes on him. Jack grabs you from Epel’s arms to try calming you down. At that moment, Epel felt helpless, he didn’t know what he’ll do or what he can do to calm you down before a thought struck him. 

Dashing away to grab an apple from the counter, screaming that he’ll pay later, and return to the apple. He started to quickly carve the apple while your screams are still ringing in the background. Everyone in the cafeteria by now is annoyed by your cries but sensing the withering glare (“i dare you to complain” kind of glare) from a certain hunter, they kept quiet. Finally Epel finished his apple carving and showed it to you, an apple carving of a flower of your preference, while calling you softly.

“Hey hey, look! I made ya a flower! Ain’t it pretty? But ya can’t see it with tears in your eyes right? So c’mon, stop crying. Or else ya might miss out on the beautiful things in life.” His accent might’ve slipped a couple of times, but it did manage to calm you down. Seeing your wide-eyed gaze on the apple carving, Epel now knows the feelings that both Rook and Vil got while taking care of you. He just wants you to smile and laugh forever, no more tears, he solemnly swears mentally while gathering you in his arms once more. 

Unlike the Savannaclaw trio, the Promefiore trio managed to agree on a certain schedule of time between the three of them. But they became overprotective over you after that fiasco of you bursting into tears, everyone was on edge for the next couple of days. Afterall no one wants to feel the wrath of the Queen, Hunter or the Poison Apple. 

Safe to say, they were a bit disappointed when you finally returned to your current age. Without any explanation, Vil gifted you three plushies that you owned previously and told you to keep them since it was yours to begin with. Rook still remained as affectionate as ever and still kept his eyes on you from a distance, after all, any veteran hunter knows not to let the prey get away so easily. Vil remains the strict housewarden he is, but he invites you over to have a mini fashion show with the clothes he tailored or bought. And Epel? Little crabapple made it his personal mission to bring a smile on your face everyday. 

Don’t be surprised if Vil, Rook or Epel start to drop hints of you permanently staying at Promefiore dorm. 

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[najatheangel]

genre: fluff, drama, and comedy. high school au!

pairing: Choi San x Reader

author's note: apart of the Ateez Summer Collab hosted by @bangchan-fairy My first official posted collab please let me know what you guys think. Enjoy your summer! ✨

word count: 5.3k

summary: After slacking off junior year and struggling to juggle responsibilities, you're stuck retaking your math course in the summer. With your future on the line, you were stuck with San to work together with you so you both can pass this summer course as seniors. You two seem to have a hard time focusing on your studies. Is it because you don't understand the work or a certain someone that's distracting you

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Your stepmom Maria seemed to be very disappointed in you once again for letting her down this year. She had planned so many family trips, vacations, and hangouts for the whole family to enjoy this summer, but thanks to my failing this dumb math class, I have to be stuck in this school until July.

“You better be lucky I can afford for you to retake this class. Your reckless behavior has gone on long enough.” Your mom walks beside you upstairs inside Walnut Hills Highschool making sure you don’t skip out on the first day of summer school.

“Mom, you know you don’t have to walk me to class. I know what I’m doing!” You groan at her as she links her arms with you in the hallway.

“Clearly you don’t! If you did you wouldn’t be stuck here retaking this class. Now we’re almost there so keep your head high and lose the tude.”

There it was class 2A once again. This class was an absolute nightmare. I took a deep breath and slid the door open slowly with my eyes halfway open anxious to see who was sitting in the classroom.

“Welcome back miss Y/LN! Good seeing you again.” Mr. Harris said with a smile. This sucker, you had a love-hate relationship with Mr. Harris. You loved the fact that he was super nice and helpful when he was your English tutor freshman year, but you hated how he had a crush on your mom and how weird teacher-parent conference meetings would get when they would sneak off with each other in his office.

“Good morning Mr. Harris. Good seeing you again.” Your mom blushed to try to contain her excitement, but it was too obvious. “Anyways I’ll be heading my way out. She’s all yours for the summer.” Your mom gave you one last hug and kiss on the cheek before she left.

You sighed, rolling your eyes, fanning yourself already sweating from the classroom’s lack of cold air blowing. You complained again by saying.“Mr. Harris, are we staying in this room all summer? I’m sweating like a fat pig.”

“Unfortunately, yes. The PCs in the computer lab have been shut down and the school plans on replacing them with apple PCs by august. So these are the cards we’ve been dealt with. Let’s get started shall we.”

All the students in the classroom sighed, taking sips of their water bottles as Mr. Harris took attendance.

“Let’s see...We have Angela, Oliver, Chris, Yui, Y/N...Who’s missing? Choi San?”

“Here.” San slams the door open, arriving 20 minutes late with his chocolate milk in one hand and a glazed donut in the other. “Sorry Mr. Harris, I’ve overslept.”

Mr. Harris sighs, shaking his head, chuckling to calm himself down. “As expected. Just glad that you’re here, please have a seat.”

There was only one seat left which was in the front next to you and that would of course be his assigned seat for the rest of the summer.

You never heard much of San except everyone saying that he dropped out sophomore year.

You remember having a crush on him during freshman orientation when you both were shadowed by this kid named Lee Know. The whole time you were quiet, but you remembered staring at the handsome devil strutting in his uniform the whole time.

So to see him once again took you and everyone by surprise.

“Class, make sure you remember your partner’s name sitting next to you for this summer because you will work together in order to pass this class.”

“Say what?” You look over at San, who was making origami at his desk. “Good seeing again kid.” He smirks at you leaving you speechless. “Want a donut?” He reached out, handing a piece to you.

You were slamming your head on the desk thinking to yourself. “Mom, I know I promised I would finish this class, but I don’t know if I can...”

Mr. Harris had you paired up in groups of two to complete a series of word problems and online on this website called Pearson. On the bright side, walnut hills provided MacBooks for students that didn’t have their laptop, but of course, if they tried to watch Netflix, facetime with their friends, or search for something inappropriate, their laptop will be shut down for 24 hours until further notice.

The first two weeks were pretty quiet between you and San because both of you aren’t necessarily the best conversation starters and whenever San would ask you something it would only just help him cheat on an assignment or help him make up an excuse to skip class. Up until the third week hit you had enough of his excuses trying to avoid doing the work.

The third week you were assigned to work on three hours of pre-cal on the computer and you had the option to locate to a different classroom of course if you couldn’t focus in a cramped room full of sweaty students. So you and san decided to work in the math lab across from class 2A and try to work out a plan.

“Listen San I know this class is our worst enemy, but I promised my mom I would graduate next year and If I have to restart my junior year again I would die of embarrassment. So please try a little harder.” San sighs nodding to your proposal looking deeply into your eyes.

“Fine. I guess I’m in the same boat. I figured retaking junior year would make my mom mad too.” He reaches his hand shaking it with yours smiling.

Your heart starts pounding pretty fast as you're exchanging the agreement with San and you gaze your eyes back at the computer again clearing your throat.

“So, all we have to do is remember the methods Mr. Harris taught us and we'll be alright. What section are we on?” San scrolls through his laptop trying to login into his Pearson account. “I believe it's section 3.A. 20 questions which are due this Friday?! Man, Mr. Harris won’t give us a break.”

You giggled at his surprised reaction. Sometimes he can be soft which makes you melt inside even more. It made you wonder why he was always hanging around with the rebels with no future at school. Maybe life at home was rough and he didn’t have a lot of friends. All these questions were running through your head, which made you not realize that San suddenly moved closer to you.

“You need help with that problem? You were staring blankly at the screen for the past 10 minutes. Here let me show you how to do this.” San wraps his arm around you, pulling you closer to writing the answer problem step by step to help you understand it better, but that wasn’t exactly helping.

All you were doing was admiring his beautiful face to face. It made you remember the first time you saw him with his glowing melon skin, sharp jawline, the way he can pull off a white collar and a striped tie it just seemed impossible.

On top of that his knowledge in math made him 10x more attractive, but you couldn’t understand why someone as brilliant and essential as him set himself up in the wrong crowd and stuck in this situation that cost him his high school diploma.

“So that’s how you get y= 18 + 15x. Any questions?” “Yeah, why the hell are you so fine. Forget Mr. Harris, you can be my tutor.” Would’ve sounded better in your head, but you accidentally said it out loud.

San looked at you with his eyes flashing open and then he burst out laughing. “Well Ms. Y/LN if I knew you were having this much fun, I would’ve signed up for this a long time ago.”

“Same here. You know I didn’t think math was your thing. How come you're so good at it?” He sighs, leaning looking up at the ceiling as his mood changes very quickly. “My dad is an entrepreneur and a CEO of his own company.

He’s very good at math so he taught me at an early age so someday I can take over his company someday. He’s never home at times either so I’m pretty much always helping my friends with their math homework as a side hustle.”

“That must be tiring. I know that must be a lot of pressure for a 17-year-old.” San nods his head in agreement and says “It is, but hey that’s what I’ve been dealing with all my life. We got to finish these questions so we can go home early.” With the both of you panicking you turn back to your computers finishing the last set of problems.

You were having so much fun at school with San that you forgot you had to make it to dinner on time with your wicked stepmother. Ever since you’ve started your sophomore year at Walnut Hills your father was keeping his dating life a secret until he unexpectedly announced that he wanted to marry Maria. Your dad was always the playboy so it always would irritate you whenever he brings another woman into the picture.

Your father planned on marrying Maria by the time you’ve graduated high school, but that all ended in tragedy when your father one day died in a car accident on the way to your volleyball game. This is why you quitted sports, fell out with your best friends, and flunked almost all your classes. Maria has always shown tough love even when your dad was around, but that’s because she never knew what it was like to raise children and she wanted to learn to become closer to your family, but your relationship with her was always rocky.

Arriving late at night you’ve run to your house sweating and panting to your angry stepmom in the kitchen tapping her foot.

“Y/N, do you know what time it is? School ended at 5. Why are you late for dinner? This better is good missy.” You caught your last breath and then rolled your eyes at Maria’s snarky comment. “Me and my partner in my class took longer than expected to finish our assignment. Sorry, okay?”

You’ve slammed your backpack on the back of your chair and grabbed a plate of yong chow rice to eat with your family. “Don’t you roll your eyes at me? I just asked a simple question. Don’t tell me your working with that Choi San guy?”

You shook your head as you started to feel yourself explode at the dinner table, but you let her finish. “I know that because Mr. Harris told me. Look all I’m saying is you better stay concentrated on getting out of summer school and don’t fool around with these boys. Got it?”

You’ve finally snapped and stood up slamming the table with your fists. “You know what, I don’t understand why you're nagging me about every little thing going on in my life. You can’t just be proud that I finished my assignments for this week. But, no you keep finding ways to complain to me about me not working hard enough or messing around. I’m getting really tired of it. That’s why I hate it here!”

“Y/N! Don’t walk away from me when I’m talking to you.” She followed you all the way upstairs until you closed the door and locked it in her face. You were too tired and frustrated to be dealing with her constant ranting so you’ve just sat in your room, put your AirPods on, and blocked her yelling from the background. “We’ll talk about this another day. Psh teenagers.”

For the rest of the night, you smush your face in your pillow crying yourself to sleep. You look back on the polaroids of your dad around your room and through your phone missing his presence in your home. “Dad, why did you leave me alone with her? If it was just the three of us, things would be so different. I miss you.”

Your partnership with San seemed to improve drastically which was surprising, to say the least. All the other kids in the class however didn’t seem to improve. Some were either cheating or missing the deadlines. Mr. Harris was not pleased by the results so he found other alternatives.

“You know what class, here’s what we’re about to do. To make this a lot more fun, how about we do class activities for extra credit. Since some of you are glued to your devices nowadays we can play games like Kahoot, Jenga, and Tetris to answer questions. I can even narrow down the questions on the assignments. How does that sound?” Everyone in class chants and cheers loving the idea which keeps them even more motivated to continue working.

“Alright everyone the games won’t start today, but next week. This is the last week of June and summer school so that means we’re halfway there from finishing. You cannot screw this up. Try acing this week’s quiz with 90% everyone or no games for those with below 70%. Got it?” “Yes, Mr. Harris!” You’ve become closer to the class since it was only nine of you, but your best friends are Angela, San, and Chris. The four of you stopped for ice cream after school to study for this week’s big math test that covered five sections.

“Gosh, Mr. Harris put 40 questions on the test! What the hell is he on crack?”

Everyone laughed at Chris complaining. He would always try to find shortcuts just so he can finish playing PubG, but he always ends up getting in trouble because he procrastinates too much. The only reason he’s somewhat doing well is because of his girlfriend Angela.

She was always a straight-A student and a bit of a geek at school, but outside of school, she was a baddie. She ended up having to retake pre-cal because she wanted to offer to help Chris with homework but ended up failing with him. “Oh hush it’s not even that bad. If you would’ve done those practice problems like you were told, you wouldn’t be complaining so much.” She slaps the back of Chris' head making him spat out his dip cone.

San looks at them admiring their silly dysfunctional relationship and then looks at you mesmerized. He leans in whispering in your ear saying “Why can’t we be more like them. They’re cute together.” You turned to him, slapping his shoulder softly giggling. “We shouldn’t. We agreed to only focus on school, remember?” He looks at you pouting “Does it have to be strictly about work? Like Mr. Harris said, we can have fun with it. We are partners after all.”

You look to the side trying to avoid his gaze as you take another spoonful of mint cocoa. With your sloppy spoonful of ice cream leftover on your face, San quickly grabbed a napkin from the table and whipped your face. “Be careful, you had a little mint chocolate on your face.” He kissed the side of your lips and smirked at you right afterward leaving everyone shocked.

“You guys are hot together.”

Chris with no filter shouted out leaving you a blushing mess. You quickly grabbed your ice cream and backpack as you heard your stepmom pulling up at the dairy parking lot. “You know what duty calls. I’ll meet you guys at the same time tomorrow at San’s place just like we planned. I gotta shave my legs. Later!” San wanted to grab your arm real quick to give you a proper goodbye, but you already beat him to it by sprinting to the car.

“Honey, why did you run in the car so fast? You would have finished your ice cream-”

“No time for that, just drive Mom.” Maria laughs looking at you covering your face with your cardigan and looking at San’s pouting face playing with his spoon he just ate from his ice cream. “Reminds me of the good old days when I was in high school.” Your stepmom cranked the engine and drove all the way home.

When you arrived home you flopped your body on your bed trying to focus on finishing studying for your test by yourself, but all your thinking about San’s kiss replaying in your head over and over again. “Ugh that San man, why did his lips have to be so soft? I'm supposed to be finding the formula for x, not the formula to get into San’s heart.” You’ve pulled out your laptop attempting to send an email to Mr. Harris said that you wanted to switch partners, but you prevent yourself from pressing send through your mouse.

“There’s no point. We only have four more weeks plus he would be upset if I do that. I just need to calm down.” You’ve closed out of your email tab and finished your homework sinking in your thoughts.

“Dad, hey it’s me again, I just wanted to leave a voicemail letting you know that later on today I’ll be bringing my friends over to work on studying for our big test. It would be nice for you to meet them, but of course, I know work is more important. Anyways please come visit again sometime soon. Love you, peace.” San sighs, hanging up the phone as he sets the table up getting ready for you, Angela, and Chris to come over. San has always learned to live basically on his own growing up.

His father is always running off on business trips, his mother left him at a young age to marry a wealthy man and his older brother was already out of the country to join the Navy. His brother was the only person he can count on for family events when it came to birthdays, Christmas, and even father’s day. At least his brother could attend and catch up with his crazy high school life.

Snapping out of his train of thoughts he opens the door as soon as he hears the doorbell ring. “Coming!” He fixed his Pikachu long sleeve and parted his hair before he opened the door. He was smiling so wide after seeing it was you, Angela and Chris.

“C'mon in you guys. Welcome to mi palacio. Let’s study in the living room.”

Everyone ran to the living room pleased with the smell of pina colada candles filling the house. You were shocked that San got to live in this huge nicely decorated home yet you seem to notice that his family is not present.

You see picture frames of him when he was younger in a monster inc sitting on the fountain at Disneyland.

There was also another cute family photo of San’s best friend named Wooyoung that he met since kindergarten, but sadly they ended up cutting ties since they went to different schools.

A picture that stood out from all of them was one of him sitting on his mom’s lap when he was five smiling super hard with his pretty white smile. You’ve never seen him smile that hard and you were always curious more about his past so the family photos have shown a nice glimpse into his past “Hey y/n cmon I made some ramen. We have to pull out the flashcards so we can study.” “W-wait, but your baby pictures I want!” “No time we can look at them later.”

He winks and gently holds your hand and walks downstairs with you.

“Here goes the love birds. We have to try San’s famous spicy ramen dish before it gets too cold.” Everyone sits down at the dinner table clasping their hands together ready to dig in until the door opens.

“Surprise brother! Sorry I’m late. Did I miss dinner?” San’s brother Jinhyuk walks in with veggie wraps and steak bulgogi in his hand. San runs up to his brother hugging him super tight happier to see that he finally made it home. “Guys this is my brother Jinhyuk. Jinhyuk this is Chris, Angela, and Y/N.”

Jinhyuk smiles at everyone greeting everyone. “So what’s been going on with you guys? I know you have been stuck in school together, but what have you guys been doing outside of school?” Angela started by saying “Well so far me and Chris have been seeing each other every day. We always go to the park or the carnival when we get the chance for dates. We have also been hanging out with these two right here.”

Chris joined in saying “Exactly right. You can say we’re like the Scooby-Doo gang of course without scooby.” San laughs adding on “No way you’re definitely Scooby. Angela is Velma, I’m Freddy, and Y/N is Daphne.” Everyone at the table laughed as they enjoyed San’s ramen catching up with each other.

Jinhyuk elbows you as he chats with you in the kitchen. “Hey, I noticed that you were sitting there staring at my brother. What’s going on with you two.” Your eyes flashed wide open as you were surprised by Jinhyk’s sudden question. You faced him scratching the back of your head not knowing how to answer his question. “Well, I honestly don’t know. I think he just likes teasing me. One minute he flirts with me, the next minute he treats me like one of the guys. My mom also doesn’t want me getting distracted so I’m trying to keep my distance.”

Jinhyuk laughs and then pets your head. “Well, you both already failed at keeping your distance. I think he likes you, but since you keep running away or avoiding him too much, he feels like he’s making you uncomfortable and that you strictly want to stay as friends. I wouldn’t give him the wrong idea to be upfront about how you feel about him. You got this kid.” He grabs your empty bowl for you and washes the dishes giving you that boost of confidence. “You know what you're right. Mama didn’t raise no punk. I’ll tell him after we finish studying. Thanks, Jinhyuk I owe you the next time you visit.” You give him a thumbs up and skip happily out the kitchen looking forward to seeing your friends.

After hours of studying flashcards, everyone finally studied feeling confident in themselves about the final test of the semester. Everyone packed their things and was ready to head home since their parents were outside. You were the only one that still felt confident about your process throughout the class so you’ve decided to stay an extra hour to study with San.

“Are you sure this is right?” You put the pencil down crossing your fingers as San checks your work. “Wow yes, that is correct. See you’re doing just fine. You only got 7 wrong out of the 40 questions. Just keep using that method I taught you and you’ll be just fine.” San smiles at you pinching your cheeks. “It’s 10:30 pm. Your mom is going to be worried about you. You should start heading home. I'll drop you off.” San started putting his notebook and laptop back on his desk getting ready to leave his room, but you pull on his sleeve bringing him back down on the couch with you.

“Wait, um why don’t we watch a movie or something. My mom is out with Mr. Harris anyways they won’t be back until the morning. I kind of told her I was spending the night at my cousin’s house.”

San smiles, shaking his head gulping, sitting back down next to you. “That sounds nice and all, but I don’t want to get you in trouble. Plus you do realize you’re staying over at a boy’s house at night.” You lean your head on his shoulder holding his hand yawning. “I know I trust you. You wouldn’t do anything unless I told you I wanted to. Just for tonight please San?” San sighs, lifting your chin patting the back of your head. “Fine, but next time let me meet your mom. I want to know everything there is about you okay?” You nod linking pinkies with him. “Deal. Now let’s watch Money Heist Shall we?”

The next morning you wake up in San’s arms as you share a blanket on the living room couch. You woke up fixing his messy black hair struck by his sleeping face. “Gosh you're even more dreamy when you're sleeping.” You checked the time on your phone and realized what time it was.

Pre-cal normally starts around 10, it was 11:20. “San gets up, we're late for class! We can’t miss this one Mr. Harris is giving us get extra credit today.” San woke right up alert as he wiped the drool from the side of his mouth.

“Dang, we gotta go. Here brush your teeth real fast, brush your hair and let’s roll.”

The two of you got ready as fast you could and hopped right on his motorcycle speeding through the traffic throughout the city.

You wrapped your arms around San the whole time scared you’ll fall on the motorcycle. San felt so happy whenever you depended on him for anything. “God I love this girl. I know they say I’m too young or going too fast, but I can’t help it.” He mumbled under his breath as he arrived at the school.

“Well well if it isn’t San and Y/N. You better be lucky you didn’t miss the test. We just got done playing Kahoot.” The two of you poured with your heads looking down feeling ashamed as you walked to your seats. The two of you took one last glimpse of each before Mr. Harris handed out the test.

This was it after everything you’ve been through this past month with San and your friends. The hard work was going to determine if you actually made it through or not. Mr. Harris gave you a whisper of encouragement you never heard in a long time except for your dad. “Y/N no matter what happens I’ll always be proud of you. Finish this strong.”

Mr. Harris' words almost moved you to tears as you smiled and nodded your head right back at him. Now you understand why Maria loved him so much he was always passionate about teaching and cared about your well-being.

You grabbed your pencil and your laptop as you started getting to work. The whole time you were nervous and a few questions caused you to slip up, but in the end, you remembered how to do most of the work. San seemed to be holding up just fine so you weren’t too worried about him, Angela would always double-check her work before turning it in and Chris was surprisingly focused the whole time.

As everyone finished their tests Mr. Harris checked everyone’s grades one by one slowly seeing their process.

He stands up taking off his glasses and says. “Class...congratulations on becoming seniors! Everyone has passed summer school. See you in the fall.”

Everyone screamed cheering as the paper was flying and everyone in the classroom cheered. “Yeah, you guys hang out at the carnival!” Chris screamed and everyone followed him out.

Before catching up with everyone you called your stepmom to tell her the good news with Mr. Harris next to you.

“Mom, I finally passed. Dad’s face right now you know he’s probably crying. It was all thanks to Mr. Harris too, he's the best teacher ever.”

You can hear your mom’s voice on the other end as she gets teary-eyed. “Your dad would definitely be so happy that you passed, but also pissed because he never wants you in summer school ever again.” The three of you laugh together as you share the happy news.

“I’m so sorry I doubted you and was super harsh y/n. I love you and just want you to succeed. Your my only banana muffin I got in this world so don’t pull off any dumb crap like this ever again.”

“Yes mom, you know I will. I made a promise to dad after all. I will graduate and stay close to you if it’s the last thing I do. Love you, I'm going to the carnival with my friends.”

Maria makes kissy noises back and says “I love you too. Don’t stay out too late. Matter of fact I’ll meet you there since me and Harris have a date anyways. See you there.” You hang up feeling emotional as you hug Mr. Harris.

Mr. Harris pats you on the back saying “Didn’t I tell you she’s very proud. Now I think you need to catch up with your friends before he leaves without you. I’ll meet you at the carnival.” Mr. Harris leaves the classroom giving you one last smile and heading out.

You walked in the hallway looking all around the school for San, luckily you found him in the science lab where he’s sitting by the window with a sad look on his face.

“San. We’ve gotta meet up with everyone at the carnival. Why are you here by yourself?”

San sighs, crossing his arms.

“There’s no point in celebrating. I tried reaching out to both of my parents to tell them about one of the biggest accomplishments in my life and as usual, they didn’t answer.” You sat right next to him at the window petting his head. “You know what, how dare they? Forget them.

You have a supportive big brother, an amazing group of friends, and the best teacher a school could ever ask for. You have a family right here and we’re proud of you.”

San lifts his head up as he sees your bright smile that always makes him helpless.

“You always know exactly what to say. What would I do without you?”

He links pinkies with you. “I really can’t wait for you to meet my stepmom. She gets on my nerves sometimes and we always tend to bump heads, but we always come right back together. Dad would’ve also loved you. He was always straight to the point and never held back. I loved that confidence he always had.”

“Oh yeah he did get into that accident last year, I’m so sorry about that.”

You shake your head “It’s alright, I’m still holding up just fine. I’m just happy to have you here with me plus I get to be seniors with you and everyone else.” San looks up at you one last time slowly leaning his face close to yours until your noses touch.

“Gosh, I wonder what would happen if I made out with Y/N in the science lab? The janitor would for sure catch us in the act.” You giggle flirting with him back.

“The only thing he would have to worry about cleaning up is the kiss marks that are going to be on your neck.”

“Wow, I didn’t know you were this playful. I love seeing this side of you.”

The two of you finally exchange a short yet sweet kiss in the orange sunset peeking against the window. It was going to last longer until Angela and Chris crashed the party with a loud knock on the door.

“Hurry up Freddy and Daphne the Scooby gang has to pull up at the carnival together. You guys can finish eating each other's faces off in the car. We can’t miss the flight of fear!”

The two of you looked at each other shrugging and walked together hand in hand out the classroom. “Well, I guess we will have to finish this on the carousel.” “Indeed, that sounds more romantic than making out while being surrounded by jars of disinfected frogs in the science lab.”

The two of you catch up with the rest of the seniors of class 2021 as you look forward to your last summer as juniors together. Today was going to be the day where you go all out and live like you're gonna die young.

[redjaybathood]

Okay so the issue 6 has good and bad. But tumblr didn't let me save a post with good stuff included so here is it, only bad

[Jason: "I'm giving up the guns. Yeah, I've been using Rubber bullets lately, but... none of it feels okay now." Bruce: "Jason... I'm glad. It's the right..." Jason: "I actually don't want to hear it, Bruce. This isn't me doing it for you. I think some people should die. And those people... I still want to hurt them, Bruce. I just don't want to hurt anyone else. And death has a way of rippling out to others. That's all. I'm just figuring out some new ways."] If Zdarsky made Jason say something like "you were right, Bruce" I would have flipped the table. All in all, this makes sense in a story where he shoots a guy and also knows his kid - and is faced with the need to actually tell that kid that his father isn't coming back. And that's where we go to the bad stuff: - First 4 issues nerfed Jason and made him OOC: getting erratic, aggressive towards drug users instead of drug dealers; being completely unable to the track drug manufacturer in Gotham without Bruce's help (that's why I loved issue 5 so much, it gave us the regular Jason back); killing by accident and not by intention. It's all makes sense in the end, because this whole story supports one simple idea: "Killing people takes a toll on the victim's family (Tyler) and on the killer (Jason)". On Tyler, he was made an orphan not unlike Jason himself was. That's an obvious consequence, even if Jason killed his dad intentionally, it would be still the same. On Jason, him being used to killing in the past + getting triggered/dissociating under the stress lead to him accidentally killing the guy he wanted but didn't plan to kill. But the thing is, it kinda... not true? It's plausible but not supported by the previously established canon. He never killed anyone he didn't intend to kill before, he never had the same reaction to drug deals that was shown in Cheer. Even at his most villainous, he has never killed by accident. Whereas plenty of people in Batfam who didn't intend to kill, and never did that before, had done so. Or Batman, for example, he is very against killing and yet the only thing that stood between him killing Cheer was Jason. He was on drugs, yes, but that's the thing; there's plenty of reasons you could be driven to kill someone and that's not necessarily past experience with murder. Look, I get what Chip Zdarsky was trying to do. Doesn't mean I like it. It would have been a more effective story, and more true to Jason's previously established character, if he killed Tyler's dad intentionally, and still realized that consequences he disregarded before (Tyler) are not worth it to him anymore. But he just wanted to tell another story, bring some focus to Jason's mental state? Which, if it was a story from before New52, alright, sure. It doesn't ring true anymore though. I also really don't like his "bad Robin" flashbacks and him saying "I still want to hurt them" - like, the point of Red Hood was never about hurting, it was about stopping. It's similar but different. - Jason leaving guns behind. Doesn't make sense, even if Zdarsky addresses it by Jason saying: I used rubber bullets for a while, but still it doesn't feel right. Well, what doesn't? If he used rubber bullets for a while, what's the difference? Is it supposed to signify that Jason is traumatized by killing someone? Jason? Ok, whatever, they want him to use All-Caste's Soul Swords I guess. It's cool but there doesn't have to be a deep reason for it. He can just change to swords because the challenges he faces in the future are better handled with them: like a horde of zombies. - Fan reaction to the conclusion of the story. All the Batfamily feels, all the "he stopped using the guns, it's a win!". First, Jason isn't back with Batfam. Them having his back? I'm pretty sure they're there for Bruce. And Bruce? Whose drug-induced happiness is him killing the Joker and accepting Jason back into the fold? Very bullshit. If he wanted to, he would have already invited Jason to a fucking family dinner. And he has no right to give or take away Jason's uniform with a red bat. Excuse me, did he

copyrighted that logo? I don't think so. It's not his fucking city, god. Why don't you go ban Joker from Gotham, Bruce! Yeah, didn't think so. In short: batfam feels, what fucking batfam feels? wake the fuck up, guys. Second. Leaving the guns behind? He's not doing it because he's healed, or whatever you guys are excited about. He just realized he has a problem. The issue with this is, the problem was specifically created so he could leave the guns behind. Get me? - Symbolism. Jason realizing he can't save Bruce without a Batsuit, him finding the suit too heavy and thus failing to save Bruce anyway, and ofc not actually being able to save Bruce without the rest of the gang showing up. That's just no. Tl;dr: Cheer would be a good story outside of continuity. Especially if Jason's detective skills weren't nerfed, and his aggressiveness wasn't exaggerated in the first issues.

[dear-wormwoods]

Sarah Lynn or Beatrice Horseman 👀

I'll do both!

Why I like them

Sarah Lynn: I love tragic characters. This poor girl was abused by her mother, ridiculed by her on-air father figure Bojack, probably a victim of CSA by her stepfather, was introduced to alcohol at a young age by Bojack (even accidentally), spiraled into a whirlwind drug-fueled sex-focused lifestyle as a young adult as a result of all of this trauma, and died young because of it. And she didn't want fame, she didn't ask for the life her mother forced her into. All she ever actually wanted was to be an architect.

Beatrice: Again... I love tragic characters. I like Beatrice for the same reasons I like most of the characters on Bojack - she's a shitty person whose shittiness can be explained by her past, but it isn't used by the writers as an excuse for her behavior. Like everyone else on the show, she's fucking fascinating.

Why I don’t

Sarah Lynn: She can come off as entitled and over-the-top, which is easily explained by her exposure to so much bullshit as a kid and never being given the chance to live a normal life. It makes her 'unlikeable', I guess, but I don't blame her for any of it.

Beatrice: She's incredibly abusive toward Bojack and later Hollyhock. None of that is excused by her backstory.

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

Sarah Lynn: That's Too Much, Man!

Beatrice: Time's Arrow

Favorite season/movie

Sarah Lynn: Season 3

Beatrice: Season 4

Favorite line

Sarah Lynn: "I'm this close to falling off the deep end. [laughs] I know I'm smiling right now, but the light inside of me is dying." OR "I'm at a place right now where I never need to grow as a person or rise to an occasion because I can constantly just surround myself with sycophants and enablers until I die tragically young." because... well, y'know. :(

Beatrice: "I just wanted to tell you: I know. I know you wanna be happy, but you won't be, and... I'm sorry. It's not just you, you know. Your father and I, we- well... you come by it honestly, the ugliness inside you. You were born broken, that's your birthright. And now, you can fill your life with projects, your books, and your movies and your little girlfriends, but it won't make you whole. You're Bojack Horseman. There's no cure for that."

Favorite outfit

Sarah Lynn: The black hands outfit from Herb's funeral.

Beatrice: The blue polka dot dress and cardigan from the Corbin Creamerman flashback.

OTP

Sarah Lynn: None really.

Beatrice: Same as above, but at least Corbin Creamerman would've treated her better than Butterscotch. HOWEVER I don't think Beatrice would have been happy in that life either.

Brotp

Sarah Lynn: It's hard to say... I think her dynamic with Bojack is really interesting, but he's obviously incredibly bad for her to be around.

Beatrice: I'm not sure Beatrice had a single real friend in her entire life tbh.

Head Canon

Sarah Lynn: It's probably not actually a headcanon that she was molested by her stepfather, because it's implied in the show by her knowing what bear fur tastes like, but I'll say that since it wasn't confirmed in-universe.

Beatrice: I think she's way smarter than Butterscotch and that's a big reason why he hated her so much. She posed too much of a threat to his fragile masculinity. Again, not really a headcanon since it can be easily deduced from their interactions in flashbacks.

Unpopular opinion

Sarah Lynn & Beatrice: I don't think I know enough about Bojack fandom to know if any of my opinions on them are unpopular. Obviously neither of them deserved the lives they ended up leading, but I seriously doubt that's unpopular to say.

A wish

Sarah Lynn & Beatrice: Seeing as they're both dead and the show is over, there is no point in making wishes. RIP Sarah Lynn.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Sarah Lynn & Beatrice: Same as above.

5 words to best describe them

Sarah Lynn: Precocious, intense, witty, erratic, stunted

Beatrice: Selfish, cruel, apathetic, intelligent, rebellious

My nickname for them

None!

[lilallama]

Valentines Day

TW: Obsessive behaviour, mentioning of stealing and slight homophobia, proceed with caution!

"Taehyung sweetie, wake up.~"

I groan and turn in my sheets, slowly regaining consciousness. "I've prepared you breakfast. Get dressed and come downstairs." The clacking of my mother's heels echoed through the hall as she went away. Groggily I sit up and stretch. I push my bangs out of my eyes I stare towards the window to my left. The sun shines through the thin curtains casting an orange light on my bedroom wall. I yawn and stand up, pulling the curtains aside and flooding the room with light. I take a moment to look outside, admiring our beautiful garden before remembering what day it is. Today is Valentines day! My God/Goddess asked me to meet up with them. Oh, spending Valentines with my saviour is the best thing to have ever happened to me!

I rush to pick out a white dress shirt, a khaki sweater vest with a black pair of slacks. After also brushing through my hair to untangle any knots I opened my secret Y/n shrine. The picture of their smiling face makes my heart pound so fast. They are otherworldly, absolutely ethereal! I take out a shirt of theirs which I borrowed a while ago. If I close my eyes it still smells like them, it's addictive.

Just to make sure that no items were robbed from their place I go through all items once again. Five chewed on pencils, a small box of empty wrappers, my 20 most favourite photos of them, the candle they accidentally bit into because they thought it was edible, the borrowed shirt, a pair of their underwear, a bunch of pins and hair ties they touched, the bundle of 36 hair strands I managed to collect (I only collect the hairs that have fallen out, I would never dare to cut or rip out my God's/Goddess' hair) and my water bottle which they drank out of (I had to buy a new one to keep this in my shrine but it was so worth it). All my items were there.

Suddenly I hear clacking and a small thud. I turn around in confusion, what just happened? But then I hear Yeontan's bark from the other side of the door. He ran against the door again. I can't help but laugh as I go to open the door for him. He jumps up a bit so I kneel down to pet him. "I'm meeting up with Y/n today, isn't that exciting!" Yeontan immediately started yapping, he loved my God/Goddess almost as much as I do. It's really incredible what an effect Y/n has on everyone, they all seem to love them. Well, then again that is expected to be the case considering Y/n is such a godly being.

"Taehyung!" "I'm coming!" My mother called me again. "Come on, boy." I hurry downstairs with Yeontan following me. "Good morning, Ma. Good morning, Pa." My father nodded at me while my mother beckoned me to sit down and eat. While I finish my breakfast my mother was talking about a lot of stuff. "Have you heard, they're trying to make gay marriage legal here. That is complete nonsense! God created a man and a woman for a reason." I have no clue what my mother was raging about. I concluded that she's probably just misinformed, Y/n said that being part of the lgbtq community is completely natural and alright. I know they know better than anyone else. "What's so bad about it, Ma?" My mother looked at me with horror. "They can't help who they're attracted to. It's all natural, isn't it?" My mother shook her head. "No!" She exclaimed, "Being gay or trans or something is inherently selfish! Gays are selfish! Men and women were created by God to conceive a child and stop the human kind from getting extinct. Trans are selfish! God gave you a body and you chose to change it in it's entirety! Such behaviour is unacceptable." "But I thought God loves everyo-" "Where have you even gotten that idea? Maybe you should go back to homeschooling. Clearly these other kids are having a bad influence on you." I look over to my father who just continues reading the newspaper. I respect my mother but she clearly isn't ready yet for the wisdom Y/n has bestowed upon me. Not everyone is as lucky as I am. "Look at the time we'll have to go now." Right, it was Sunday which means we're going to church. I always like going there, the windows astound me everytime. And the pastor is always so welcoming and friendly. I vividly remember asking him about the lgbtq community after Y/n had told me about them. He said that God loves everyone regardless of their sexuality or gender identity. He truly is a wise man.

As soon as we returned my father got a call from a business partner. They said they'd have to go now and want me to take Yeontan with me to my meet up. While I was a bit saddened that I couldn't be alone with my God/Goddess I decided it wouldn't be a problem.

Yeontan excitedly trots besides me as I make my way to the place where my saviour and I would meet up. I debated getting them a bouquet of red roses for Valentines day, but figured that the 20 letters, 12 stuffed animals and 18 bouquets I gave them during the past week would be enough, for now. As I make my way there I couldn't conceal the excitement I felt. Getting the chance to spend time with my Master/Mistress was something I believed I'd only ever dream about. The euphoria I feel from the mere thought of getting to see them today is dizzying.

Suddenly Yeontan starts barking and storms off. He never leaves my side, that's why he's not kept on a leash. To see him run away from me like that was surprising at best. But then I notice the reason for his behaviour. The puppy ran towards Y/n who was waiting for me a few metres away. How could I have just ignored my saviour like that! What I did was unacceptable. I would punish myself, but it would likely ruin Y/n's day, I can't let that happen. So I run after Yeontan, towards my God/Goddess.

"Good morning, Y/n! I'm sorry about him." I look down at Yeontan who's still getting pet by Y/n. He better cherish that they're even looking at him. It's bad enough that he practically demanded pats from them. So disrespectful. "No worries. He's so adorable!" At least Y/n seemed to enjoy his behaviour. I doubt it would work if I behaved that way towards them, but that's for another day to find out. "I dearly hope you didn't have to wait too long." They smile up at me. Oh, their smile is to die for. So incredibly perfect! I feel my knees getting weak. "Don't worry about it. I just arrived too." Yeontan started barking again and was noe excitedly jumping around, making Y/n laugh. "Awe! Yeontan is so adorable. I didn't know you'd take him with you." "It was unexpected for me as well." They stand up and take my hand. My heart is beating so fast, I feel as if I'm about to explode. It's getting harder to breathe. "Let's go now!" We start walking along the path with Yeontan rushing after us.

We sat outside a small café and each ordered our desired dessert. "Have you ever been on a date?" That question caught me off guard. "Oh, no. I haven't." I believe that much was quite obvious, but perhaps I was mistaken. They look surprised, shocked almost. "Really? How come? Aren't you getting asked out left and right?" "I suppose I just never had interest in anyone. I barely know those who ask me out. They're all so shallow to confess without knowing anything about me." Just then the waiter returned with our desserts. We thank him before we start eating.

Both of us watch as Yeontan is running around and playing in the snow. I look over to see Y/n smile at him, leading me to also smile. I adore their smile. Everything about them is so perfect. I could stare at them for hours and never get bored. Each detail is something new, something beautiful to discover. Unable to take y eyes off them I-

"Excuse me." Who dares interrupt my special time with my God/Goddess?! Two girls stood next our table. One almost cowering behind the other and mumbling something along the lines of, "Oh my god, no. Jess, don't." But I really couldn't care less. "My friend thinks you're really cute and was wondering if you'd like to go on a date with her." So annoying. I eye them down and make one thing clear. "I'm not interested." The girl cowering behind the other looked disappointed, perhaps ashamed. Good. She should be. After they interrupted my date with the Y/n they can go burn for all I care. "Have a good day." After the girls back away with the other girl exclaiming, "What a jerk!" I turn my attention back to Y/n. "Uhm, wasn't that a bit harsh?" They looked unsure. "Was it? I thought it was reasonable. Better to tell the truth than lead them on, am I correct?" They took another bite of their dessert. "I guess you're right."

We had a grand time strolling through the park, even having a snowball fight. They won. Obviously I could not compete with my God/Goddess, no one could ever. Yeontan was also very entertained as he kept trying to catch the snowballs as they flew over his head. Soon the sun began setting. It was incredible how fast the time flew by. Both our clothes were slightly damp due to the snow. I didn't think much about it untill Y/n began shivering. No no no no! My saviour could get sick, or die! I couldn't let that happen. I take off my jacket and gently place it over their shoulders. "But, won't you be cold?" I give them a reassured smile. "Don't worry about me, my God/Goddess. If I may, I'd love to accompany on your way home." They let out a bashful chuckle, making me melt. I feel my entire body heating up from that gorgeous chuckle. Their power over me is simply astounding.

All the way home I keep my arm atound them in hopes of providing some form of warmth for them. I cannot bear knowing that they're freezing. Never would I be able to forgive myself if they'd catch a cold. Yeontan was also slowly getting tired, which was by bo means a surprise considering how he played and jumped around all day. "Thank you for bring me home, Taehyung." Hearing them say my name makes my entire body tingle and flutter. "You do not have to thank me, Y/n. It was an honour!" Whatever I expected, it was not feeling their lips against mine. My mind went blank and I could barely stand. I felt dizzy, yet so so good! They gave me my jacket back after the short peck and laughed. "Goodnight!" Then they went inside and closed the door. I stood there for a moment, shocked at what had happened yet freling absolute bliss. After a minute or so I manage to finally pull myself together. I put on my jacket, it smells like them! And then I picked Yeontan up and walked home.

Oh, this day was the best I've ever had!

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