#i don't care tho

[neamhsmess]

Honestly, I can't stop thinking about this exact frame:

Can you hear that? It's the sound of foreshadowing 👀

[substitious-bastard]

making niche discworld references no one understands 🤝 me on tumblr dot com

[fluffywolverine]

"look, you didn't ask to be a halfblood"

🤝

"it doesn't pay to be a good kid"

[ranray]

Wip finished! It just a start sadly.

[schnellertod]

me and you

[raine-grey]

Villains Who Are Referred To Indirectly

the inferior You-Know-Who (Harry Potter)

literally just wizard hitler written by someone who has now actively hung out with nazis

bro just say Voldemort its faster and also cooler

what if i dont know who

homophobic

the superior Him (The Powerpuff Girls)

crossdressing devil with lobster hands who enjoys psychologically torture and bubble baths

never given another name because he doesn't need one

he's Him.

gay dad of three (joint custody of the Rowdyruff Boys with Mojo Jojo)

[pokemon-masters-incorrect-quotes]

Lear: What about the PML?

Bettie: We've already had it.

Lear: We've had one, yes.

Lear: What about second PML?

[konigceo]

yandere x yandere is a dynamic that i almost never see but one i love deeply

[star-shaped-bird]

Ethan from Spooky Month 5 stimboard!!

❤️ 👻 🖤

🌹 🦇 🌹

🖤 👻 ❤️

[trashy-corvian]

#it's not 100% canon compliant but what are you gonna do

I'm going to love them. What else do you expect me to do????

Aw thank you dear!

I'll use your message to ramble a bit about them

So, Jarilo-VI was in isolation for a long time. But what if some people tried to escape? Bright scientists and brave explorers built a space vessel to carry them across the stars. They planned to seek help or find a new place to live. Some took their families with them.

Buuut this ship was not the best vessel, and it couldn't withstand the vacuum of space and blew up. It was too far from the planet, so nobody could reach it in escape pods.

...Was it just a tragic accident, or was it sabotage? Considering that once the ship's signal was lost, the Belobog ruling class used them as an example of what happens when you try to abandon Preservation.

[Redacted] was the child of one of the mechanics on the ship. Their legs got crushed under the debris. [Redacted] was slowly dying from immense cold, vacuum, and severe blood loss. Their only thoughts were about how unfair it was. They didn't want to preserve some dying planet, didn't want to survive, didn't want to die.

They wanted to live.

Yaoshi heard them and granted them immortality. But their body was already too damaged to remain human so they bacame one of Yaoshi abominations.

Naming themselves Panacea, they wander the galaxy to their heart content. Hedonistic and utterly unapologetic about their nature, Panacea lives to thrive.

They're also the biggest Yaoshi apologist. Beef with Xianzhou Alliance, Something gay is happening with Blade. One-sided friendship with Lyocha (abundance buddies heeeey/ please leave me alone)

I'm still working on the details.

[turkishpashaenjoyer]

I love how even tho turkish rulers are now muslim and they are headed towards west, they keep sitting like this everywhere. This is what is called 'Turkish Sitting' It comes from when Turkish rulers were living in otaks and leading the kurultays in that otak while sitting like this. I love it.

[automeris-io-moth]

Hey and just as a little rant, you know, because of the month.

I had a date with a guy yesterday, I hadn't had one for months with men. And I mean, he's nice, truly, he's handsome, and I had a good time. No complains.

I just don't like him, and it's one more time that I think things just might work out and they don't, because I don't like the guy. And my friends tell me they should, and I have eyes too, I know they are handsome, and most of them match very well the standard of ''chivalry'' of my culture. I just can't.

Honestly I think I can only kiss men when I'm horribly drunk, and I don't think that says anything good about my attraction to them.

But yeah, that's the thing. I'm concluding I might not be bi with preference for women, I might just be a lesbian trying way too hard to match the way of life people around me have.

We'll see, I still have time to choose my flag for pride in my city lol.

[dramatic-potterhead]

James wears red converses with beads and embroidery on them

Sirius wears those emo boots, idk their name but he does cuz it's very punk rock for him, they have highs heels in them so he can be a little bit taller

Remus wear those Dr martens everyday they're so we'll worn his friends are thinking about buying him new ones

Peter wears those converses either yellow or crème with sunflowers or marguerites embroidered on them

[nyoclosmom]

i actually realized he looks A LOT like aubrey plaza

like A LOT

like he's hispanic and all

(i sadly, do not look like kathryn 😭)

i WOULD say, tho, i really do look like patti (that should be enough to win aubrey aubrey, right)

i may be single

BUT

my fav color is purple and my bff's fav color is green

he's the rio to my agatha, and that's all i need

[technically-human]

Bisexual crisis Crystal edition

[tsuutarr]

Yandere! Love God x Reader

Soulmates do not always meet in every lifetime. Sometimes, a person may become a bird that soars the skies while their soulmate becomes a fish that swims the depths of the sea. Other times, a person may become a little flower in a field while their soulmate becomes a large cactus in a desert. More often than not, the stars must align for soulmates to meet in a single lifetime.

You, however, are the exception. You will meet your soulmate in every lifetime for as long as your soul exists.

After all, your soulmate is the God of Love, an immortal being that ensures that you will meet in every single lifetime. 

It doesn’t matter if you’re a little plant, an animal, or a human – he’ll always find you and love you. When you’re not there by his side, he patiently waits for the glow of your soul to return to the mortal realm.

It’s become a pattern of his, a habit. When you leave his side due to your life’s candle burning out, his world will be drowned in grayscale and monotony. He goes about his days without much care for anything, his duty taking the forefront of his mind.

But when you reincarnate, your soul colors his world with his love for you, brightening up his days. To him, it doesn’t matter what you are, just that you are – that you exist. Your existence takes the forefront of his mind, his body, his soul. He devotes everything to you for as long as he can, eager to dye you in his colors in every one of your lifetimes.

It doesn’t matter that you don’t remember him – he’ll remember for the both of you, filling pages and pages with his memories of you. It doesn’t matter that he has to start all over again in every single lifetime – he’ll gladly fill you with his love for you over and over again. Because, to him, you go beyond just being his world – you’re his universe.

So, for most people, the stars must align for soulmates to meet in a single lifetime. But for you, your soulmate forces the stars to collide so that he can draw your constellation next to his again and again for the rest of eternity.