#i don’t think you can
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ha ha ha😅
all i’m saying is The Archer makes Jake just as horny as the rest of us… tell me i’m wrong…
#i don’t think you can#the evidence is there your honor#so THAT’S why he has that giant guitar#you can’t hide it jacob#👀#jake kiszka#greta van fleet#gvf#starcatcher#jake kiszka smut#jakedown
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ZIGGYYYY IT'S WEEKENDDDD 🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️
IT IS THANK THE LORD
I got to go on a super long Vespa ride today 😃😃
#I stg if you guys somehow find where I lived based off of this I’ll be pissed#I don’t think you can#But whatever#vespa#my beloved
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HERE COMES
THE B O O O O O O I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I-
I love him so much :D
#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#I love him so much#I love him so much#I finally got him by accident#and I had no motivation during the triple come cup event#SO IM MAKING THAT TIME UP NOW#pride art I guess#art#my art#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#capsaicin cookie#mmmmmmmmmm#can you tell I love him#mm#I don’t think you can#polyamourous#boi
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asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
#like we are human beings who have to coexist. i don’t think it should be so much to ask for some courtesy#but some of you guys act like being asked to be civil to the people around you is like being asked to sever a body part#idk it’s just a respect thing. i’m not being very coherent right now but we have to act like we can share communal spaces!#abandon ethical egoism please 🙏
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i think before you marry someone, you should sit down and go through the AITA subreddit with them and see what their take on those situations is
#this isn’t even a joke#like even if you talk about your expectations and what not#you still don’t really know how someone will react in certain situations#and i think finding out how they react to the stories in AITA can help illuminate that#pp
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He’s a little silly. Just give him a second. He’ll figure it out
karas dureet
#name one eddsworld character that does not have the silly#I don’t think you can#eddsworld#saloonatics
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William Afton is very normal about his wife in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#mrs afton#ballora#springtrap#afton family#fnaf 3#fnaf sister location#listen I don’t think Mrs Afton is dead or anything or even if Ballora#but ballora being a symbol of her will always be my favourite#and William just being truly obsessed#you can kill him but you can’t get rid of him#tbh I really just wanted to draw Springtrap and Ballora together#both to show William possessive tendencies#but also just cause they look cool af together just peak designs truly
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I don’t care if this comes off as cruel but you are not entitled to fanfiction. You are not entitled to podfics. You are not entitled to translated works.
Creators are not paid to make fanworks. People spend years of their lives writing fic and getting nothing in return except positive interactions. You can ask to make a translation. You can ask to make a pod fic. But you cannot demand it.
And because the only thing fanfic writers get in return for their work is positive feedback, taking away an authors ability to receive that is disgusting. Authors deserve to have full control and ownership of their works.
Fanfic isn’t a product to consume and then demand more of. Authors and creators deserve better.
#can you tell I’m furious?#I don’t want to lock my fics but I think I will#this is about the app lore.fm btw#lore.fm#fanfiction#fanfic#fics#ao3#piml
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knowing Rio despises ghosts and seeing as Agatha is now one… oh she’s tormenting the shit out of her, my girl won’t know a minute of peace
#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#I can already see the crack!fic waiting to be written#rio collecting a soul and agatha popping out of nowhere like ‘that outfit’s a little tired don’t you think? leave robes for the bathroom’
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it?#what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste?#because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something#and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL#do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down#if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself#hope you enjoy#buggachatter
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To be loved is to be changed🦉⏳
#do you ever think about Sonic finding out that there are owls on Earth too#except they don’t talk and aren’t 6 feet tall#cause I do#he would hide the plush under his bed once the other two move in bc no way can he be seen with a plushie#he’ll pull her out when they’re not around#feeling particularly emotional about the fact we’re watching this boy grow up#sonic movie#scu#sonic wachowski#sonic the hedgehog#sth
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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Is this anything
#I don’t think I can genderbend a male character without turning them into a beautiful butch#apologies#one piece sanji#one piece zoro#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#fem sanji#fem zoro#genderbend#one piece#op#op sanji#op zoro#zosan#if you squint#i guess#art#my art#artwork#fanart#digital art#drawing
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no you're being terfy for trying to shame women who DO want to be feminine and cutesy, we're still women even if we're not your perception of women
Explain to me how it is transphobic to say that you should not joke about how you are bad at math because you are a girl because that is misogynistic. Actually, explain to me why it’s cutesy to say that girls are bad at math. How is it feminine to say that girls are bad at math. How is that particular message factoring into your gender presentation. What is feminine or cutesy about thinking women are worse at any implied skill than men like either the skill level or the gender are immutable absolutes. What is going on
#you can and should do whatever the fuck you want with your gender performance. however you should also not make sexist jokes#I mean personal judgement I think it’s kind of weird to identify as a girl or act like a child once you are an adult. which is why I don’t#that being said y’all are making me wish I did not know how to read
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
#and she def walks around in basketball shorts and a wife beater#+ the fact that she probably steals Percy’s clothes#like don’t get me wrong she looks awesome#I just think it’s funny#and with Rick’s books you can tell by the fashion that it’s a man writing#AND SHES THE ONLY ONE#besides Jason#Jason also only wears his purple t-shirt#I’m pretty sure he died in it#but everyone else has a sense of fashion#even if it’s a little bit#I love her#she’s so Adam Sandler coded#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo tv show#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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Realized I haven’t posted anything other than dbhc angst lately, so here’s a small collection of silly and sweet things as an offering to balance out the angst :]
#THIS IS NOT AN XISUMA FACE REVEAL BTW. over half of that thang is obscured don’t spin it otherwise /silly#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc sillies#ethubs#docsuma#dbhc ethubs#dbhc docsuma#etho#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#ask#dbhc ask#ghostertoasted#bdubs#dbhc keralis#dbhc xb#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc impulse#dbhc skizz#dbhc mumbo#dbhc grian#dbhc tango#not everything in this au Is terrible awful horrors I promise <3 only most of it /JOKE#I think about future doscuma kissing like every other day. btw. send help#they could be so sweet to each other. also so nasty /in a playful way#the hermitcraft Christmas/New Years party is going well. as you can see#STILL LAUGHING AT ‘WHAT ARE YOU INSANE?’ ALSO. TMGSFGBCMGHN#xb watching this unfold takes me out. also keralis is sneaking glances but he’s trying sooo hard to pay attention to w/e X’s babblin abt
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