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mmmhm! 🤭 dropping this gem this month or january. she’s halfway done! and no more cheating fics after this 😭
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bjorn do not give a fuck about that lady 😭 not only did he rightfully snitch on ragnar to lagertha, but he also does not care about this lady or her unborn child (his half brother) like he just like me ngl talm about “there is not bond between us tf” 😭😭😭
#bjorn like I don’t speak to cheaters#he don’t play about his momma and I fw with it#bjorn lothbrok#lagertha#ragnar lothbrok#vikings#lanesus watches vikings
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Masterlist
Let’s try pinning this one again! If you’re still getting harassed by anonymous asks that declare rumors or lies about me, I kindly ask you to read this post! I think I covered everything in it.
Anyways, welcome to my blog and my silly list of fanfics! Most of my stories have tickling in them, so if you don’t like it, then you don’t need to read it! I’ll write for the fandoms I love the most, and occasionally take requests! Enjoy!
Also on AO3!
Life is Strange
pricefield
Cuddles and Therapy
Flickers and Memories
amberprice
Junkyard Queens
amberpricefield
Smiley days on the beach
Chores are no fun (or are they?)
Making up for lost time
Tales as old as time
Cars, paint and best friends
chengrich
Queen Rivalry
Celebration (Part 1)
Nimona
Cheaters never win, except when they do
Wednesday
Casual Wednesday Night
Legend of Zelda
Early Mornings (N$FW)
Sulking
I’m Home (MCU)
I’m home
Fights you just can’t win
Nightmares
That’s what friends are for
So this is Christmas
Pleasant distractions
All you need to do is ask
Some things never change
Partners? Partners!
Special Person? Special Gift!
Books and best friends
Family issues
Side Stories
The Noodle vs the Turd
Room for two
Sand, sea and sunscreen!
Visiting hours
Got a secret, can you keep it
A lesson learned the hard way
Laughter is the best medicine
Second first impressions
Taking care of you
Sweet giggles
Tickletober 2023
Day 1 - Teasing
Day 2 - Chase
Day 3 - Suspense
Day 4 - Games
Day 6 - Hiding
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Eren Break-Up Headcanons (NSFW)
Note: Was just thinking abt this, indulge me! 💓✨
The song goes with it🥳
-Baby boy is T o x i c
-First of all, aint no breaking up? At least until he’s ready🙄
-Eren will let you have your tantrum but if you’re not at his place in 20 there’ll be hell to pay🤕💦
-Kinda manipulates you back into the relationship with him
-S/o always falls for it tho cause the way his green eyes get so sincere and he’s so soft and caring as he speaks 😔💓
“Why you acting like I don’t love you?”
“So you’re really done with me?”
-Eren’s hoes think they gon jump in the game but S/o always gracefully takes her seat on his big dick after she gets over her “temper tantrum”
-Of course y’all still fucking, that’s your man Bitchhhh🥳
-S/o will act stush with her pussy for a couple of days but somehow Eren always gets her punani in the end😭😛
-Doesn’t blow up your phone, just comes to see you in person cause y’all never stopped sharing locations with each other 🤧
-Eren pops up at your job, your gym, your momma’s house it doesn’t matter when he wants to see you he’s gonna see you☠️
-your momma knows y’all broke up too but she still lets him in cause it’s Eren, he’s an Angel but you and her never saw eye to eye anyways
-When S/o finds him having lunch w her momma in the kitchen she has no choice but to join them cause she can’t just cuss Eren out in front of her momma that’s embarrassing
-Even though Eren’s kinda toxic he’s hella jealous like he will keep tabs on your social media to see which poor idiot he’s gonna run down on 💢👊🏾
-Will totally beat up your new Honey and if you think Eren won’t bully him every chance he gets, you’re wrong🤣
-S/o isn’t a cheater but she can’t help it when she cheats on her new Honey w Eren
-Eren’s so cocky with it too, island devil waits until his dick is in your throat to talk shit about your new Honey
-“Does he know he’s sharing?” Eren asks when S/o goes down on him and when u try to pull your mouth away to speak Eren holds your head down so you’re gagging on his dick while he questions you
-“He’s not fucking you right,” Eren watches as you choke on his dick, pleased when your nose starts leaking “That’s why your here eating up my dick like that?”
-Eren’s the type to not care about Physical relationships cause sex is just sex and that’s all it is unless you put feelings behind- then it kinda hurts him.
-Like if S/o goes and falls in love with somebody else he’ll be hurt, it’s not like she’s just fucking them and coming back to him in the end- she’s gone and it’s like a betrayal cause you gave the love you were supposed to have only for him to somebody else🥲
-probably won’t fw you anymore if he see’s you moving on and building with the new honey cause what’s the point you don’t love him anymore
-Yeahhh Eren will fuck other girls on the side but he’ll keep it low key cause he knows S/o’s feelings will get hurt even though they’re not together 😔
-S/o knows she shouldn’t be fuckin w Eren anymore cause when he pops out with a new bitch we’re gonna be shook 😔💔
-Ofc S/o still fucks w Eren cause he never leaves you alone didn’t I say that was your man?
-Eren’s still there for you if you need him cause he still loves you
-He’ll do things for you without expecting anything back because you’re still his baby girl
-It could be 3 in the morning, just call him and he’s coming
-S/o could of had a bad day but she calls Eren and he makes it all better, just being with him is so calming and it feels so good she wonders what she’s doing, why they’re not together
-S/o reminds herself why they broke up and tries to be content with just being “friends” with him cause she still loves him and wants him in her life
-When Eren pops out with a new bitch we can’t fuckin breathe, I’m talking heart pounding belly dropping suffocating bitch ☠️😭
-Yeah the bitch looks good cause it’s Eren bitch, but S/o knows she’s #1 when Eren shows up at 2 a.m because he misses her
-Girl that’s still your man cause he STILL gets your nails done religiously every 2 weeks and his bitch sitting over there with naked fingers🤭
-Eren comes to the nail appointments with you like when you guys were together and S/o runs up a check with the designs and crystals just because she can ☺️
-Eren has respect for S/o so he won’t fuck her the same day he fucks his girlfriend and S/o knows this and she’s hurt when he’s not tryna have sex
-Eren wants S/o back and S/o wants him back to but it’s a waiting game to see who’s gonna break up with their new honey first🥱👀
-Y’all are kinda broken up but kinda together but not really but only you and Eren know what type of timing y’all really on 🥴
#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#eren jaeger#eren yeager#eren brainrot#eren headcanons#black writers#eren jaeger headcanons#eren yeager headcanons#eren jaeger angst#eren yeager angst#Spotify
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𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬
There’s a sign at the ticket booth, there’s guidelines for everything it’s to ensure the best experience at this circus.
- Please read the status before putting in a request. If requests aren’t open wait until they are! Also be clear on what you’re asking for otherwise it’ll be deleted.
- In regards to imagines the character limit is up to 3 characters. If you exceed the character limit, the request will be deleted.
- Please be patient, especially since I’m working on different projects behind the scenes.
- I primarily write gender-neutral or femme readers, though I’m not super comfortable writing male/masc readers so please don’t ask for it. Especially since they’re not really my target audience. (especially cishet men)
- Please do keep the requests generally SFW and Suggestive, that goes for yandere content too. Explicit N//SFW is on a separate blog for a reason.
- When putting in a request please specify if it’s an art or fanfic one!
- I’m not drawing your oc for free, you’ll have to pay me to draw them. Commission me for that.
- Know that I’m allowed to decline/not do your request.
𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 & 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐰
- Fluff
- Light Angst
- Hurt & Comfort
- Yandere!Characters
- Headcanons
- One-Shots
- AU's (either by me or others, but the creator of an AU must have given permission in my circus we respect boundaries)
- FNF Fan Characters (Only given/stated explicit permission to do so! We respect boundaries in this circus.)
- Character/Canon x Reader (Both Art & Fanfiction)
- Femme or Gender Neutral Reader (Please do specify I’m not a mind reader!)
- Suggestive Art/Stories (Only with characters who are 18+ & older)
𝐖𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 & 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐰
- Minor x Adult Ships
- Suggestive or Lewd Situations w/ Minor Characters
- FNF Fan Characters Written/Made by Minors (ie; Boy & Girl from Twinsomnia again respecting boundaries!)
- OC x Canon & Character x Character (Gotta pay/comm me for that!)
- NS-FW/ Content (on a separate blog and twt account, I won't reveal the name/url for my own safety)
- Child/Baby or L*li/Sh*ta!Reader or Character
- Incest/Stepcest
- Pedophilia
- Anything Hateful or Bigoted
- Cheater Reader/Character
- IRL Serial Killers
- Celebrities or Youtubers
- Pregnant! Reader/Character
- Tribe Twelve
- Seven Deadly Sins Anime
- The Coffin of Andy & Leyley (If you have it as a pfp I’m blocking you.)
- Hetalia or Country Humans
- Hamilton
- Your Boyfriend
- Lurking For Love
- Boyfriend To Death
- FN@F Kids Souls (For my fnaf fics it's more so the characters themselves rather than the souls.
- Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss
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holy fuck ep11 did continue the ep11 curse,,,,,, this episode made me a bit anxious because i know i am literally watching dramas but this kind of drama (aka cheating) isn’t the kind of drama i enjoy so getting through pt1 was definitely hard,, seeing two being all soft for un and just- the stolen glances at each other...... i love my fellow bisexuals hhhhh i’m still not sure if i want paan to be with bone or single because she’s literally engaged but her fiance is a cheater so either get with the good guy or don’t fw men anymore girl u can do it jhksfjs but yeah also the first thought i had after that last scene of pt4 was “you deserve that after hurting him like you did for countless of times” but then i was like “hey thats mean, brain, give him some slack the guy is trying to make up for his mistakes” so that’s how i currently am feeling about khai,,,
#theory of love#yes i will gif that last scene but first i need sleep so#i'm gonna go download it and trim it and i'll gif it tmr before i watch ep12#i also want to gif this one scene from ep8#i call it the 'heartbreaking scene but somehow also a parallel' scene#the parallel is with ep6 third *eyes emoji*#hopefully it will be less than 10 gifs because that shit took way too many hours to make
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Dating tips for the signs(my real life experience) 😅
Aries♈: Continue to be creative 🎨and spontaneous as possible 🤗, just try not to be insensitive to everyone else emotions/ only focused on your emotions 😏 everyone else feels as well Aries also Just think of the end result to most situations is arguing with that person going to change anything Aries or Benefit you? Always ask that as I'm an Aries rising I definitely understand as I am always ready with a come back that is almost never taken the right way lol 🔥
Taurus♉: 🙄 I'm sorry but I would skip this whole sign completely when it comes to relationships from personal experience😑, but the good thing is if Taurus likes you they will swipe them visas 🤑, but they're good at showing affection and usually attractive, but can get really possessive and don't try and be possessive over them as they try and be possessive over you 🙄... If that makes sense lol
Geminis♊: You guys get a lot of hate but let's dead that now 😉. Geminis are FUN especially 8th house Gemini. But Gemini is pretty fun they love to acquire a lot of associates, they can definitely be two-faced sometimes 😒 and are very inconsistent🤯 with they're relationships (same as they're opposite sign Sagittarius) but they make up for it on dates trust me very fun and intelligent people (well most of them I've run into)
Cancers♋: Omg 😅 the funny thing is my best friends are cancers oddly lol anyways cancers are a 50/50 sign when it comes to dating. Cancers are very keen on an emotional connection more so then Pisces and equally as much as Scorpio from my experience. If you do not have an emotional connection with one they become very picky down to your clothes and how you pronounce words 😂, I lie to you not they are low-key Virgo ish when they are dating also have a good job or ambition, this sign is again picky af so have some means of security for this sign whether that be a job, emotional security or sadly money 🤷🏾♂️.
Leos♌: First I must say LEOS ARE BOMB AF IN BED 😍 LOL. Now that that's out of the way, Leo's are really good people to date, they usually have nice things or strive to obtain quality material. They can definitely be good lovers and providers, the problems arise when they feel like they need to be the center of everything or that they're egos aren't being stroked 🙄 they can also be players too don't get me wrong they can be loyal... But if you guys aren't official and sometimes even when you are they will still play the field because it excites them 🙄 Leo's low-key ain't shit but we can't get enough of em especially in bed 🙈
Virgos♍: First off let me say something most people don't know about Virgos... They are probably the biggest cheaters/ players in the zodiac and that's because 99% of people don't meet their big expectations 😏, they expect the perfect partner because they strive for perfection and when you fall short even the slightest bit they look at that as inadequacy most of the time 😞. Now they are on the contrary very good partners as well very self-sacrificing the right individual (that other 1%) and devoted they love very hard but critic you even harder as well they see work like love and in order to get that unconditional loving you have to fight for it 💪🏾with some style/ finesse to it as well since Leo is there subconscious 💅🏾💁🏾♀️
Libras♎ ok so this is one sign that is good in relationships 💑 just not very authentic in my opinion. They will change and sort of morph to what you want and not in a Pisces or Gemini way. They look at you and see your hobbies and your mannerism, and interest ( oh you like to play football oh I do as well🙄 they know damn well they've never played or enjoyed the sport) they change into that person disregarding who they truly are in the experience, I like Libras because they do this amazing and are very attractive usually, but it feels to me Libra sells themselves out just to get what they want which is sort of in a deceptive manner (Scorpios). Speaking of Scorpio...
Scorpios: ok quick disclaimer I'm a hoe (Sagittarius 8th house) 🙃 but I've never fw a Scorpio on a sexual or even in an emotional level way, I've only had friends which I can only speak on that😏. lol Scorpios are very deep people they like to get to the bottom of things like if they feel they're partner is cheating this sign will find out🕵🏾♂️, unless your Pisces they seem to wiggle their foggy ass 🌁out of anything lol Real shit but a Scorpio most likely won't tell you they found out they want you to feel what you did to them so they will sleep with your best friend (SZAs weekend song which she's a Scorpio)or sibling and maybe some more shit like put estrogen pills in your food or something idk something to add to the "sting" lol don't few these individuals if you don't have pure intentions 😏 they seem to be amazing people in relationships when you or they have pure intentions there isn't anything your hiding from them so they can feel secure this is a sign that needs to feel an emotional connection with your past and your struggles sometimes.
Sagittarius ♐: Omg 😂 I laugh because Sagittarius is a sign that would be amazing in relationships if we didn't seek freedom so much and that pertains to any area in a Sags life 😣, usually they want to do what they want to do so be mindful of that😌, also people don't know but Saggitarius is low-key emotional af😭 they like to feel happy and optimistic but we all know life, and they're happiness and faith/optimism are constantly being tested and tempered especially by everyday tasks like work 😅. NOW this is one of the fun signs to be with as this person will take you anywhere, a Saggitarius wants a companion for everything so if you and a Saggitarius interest Click together and they invite you everywhere with them they REALLY LIKE YOU!
Capricorns♑: I have a love-hate thing with Capricorn as they are the achievers 😎, the ambitious ones with the dark ass eyes and soft skin 😍lol idk if it's me but Capricorns all have extremely soft skin and That goes for Capricorn moons as well. They usually face a lot of challenges early on 😣in life so this is the Uber cautious sign that is built-up on security and practical things like if your a neat freak or you buy them things or even give them money this sign will be happy with that😌. They look at you more so as a add-on in there life whether it be a significant add-on or a little accessory and are possessive about it not in a Scorpio or Taurus way more so in a "you have a responsibility to be by my side and take care of blah blah blah 🙄" more so make you accountable for what you contribute to theytheire.
Aquarius's♒: I like Aquarius they're very open about they're relationships they want to add an authentic stamp on their relationship 😝, this is the sign that will be almost completely different in any of they're relationships as they want to be creative and don't like to bring stale ways of relating and acting in they're relationships if they've done it in a past relationship they most likely will approach the same thing completely different in there new relationship 🤸 for instance I like that one of my Aquarius friends would do this with her boyfriend and that if they go thru disagreements they would compliment each other in the argument to try and defuse it as best as possible 💕and I think that is an amazing way to make your significant another feel secure and also feel like they're able to get what they want to say out. Now the dark side is this sign can literally turn there emotions off like a switch one minute there crying with you helping you get thru your emotional problems the next day they could act like they don't give a fuck 😏 they don't like to go thru repeated experiences so if your coming to them with the same old sad story they really don't care after that 1 encounter. ❄️
Pisces ♓: I'm currently in a relationship with a Pisces 💙 for a while even though our suns square each other but I'm very understanding of Pisces and what their intentions are so it helps lol. But I've had the best sex with Pisces especially a Pisces Mars 😍 anyways lol this sign is a shapeshifter in the bed people like they realize your fantasy's and such and exploit it like am in bed lol �� Enough of that but these are very very caring people they see your flaws and areas you lack and instead of being critical about it (Virgo) they support and make you more comfortable with who you truly are. This is one sign that loves unconditionally! Now the dark side with this is that these individuals can lack a lot of structure and a routine that can frustrate anyone!😡 They are not very punctual at all they would be late to there own funeral to be completely honest.😅 And they also can be very emotional not as intense as the other water signs in my opinion but they can be emotional in a very hidden way they don't like showing the vulnerable side as they see it as weak and they go thru life feeling like they could be stronger so just check in with them here and there😌 so your not feeling like your walking thru a thick fog of confusion.
#dating#aries#taurus#gemini#cancer#leo#leoseason#virgo#libra sun#scorpio#saggitarius#capricorn#aquarius#pisces#synastry#myexperience#funny#8th house#love#follow#astrology#astrology community
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SHIPPING INFO !!
WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER ? I really don’t have one, I haven’t explored much of the tumblr shipping world with this blog. But its really easy for me to get attached to all ships!
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING ? I’m willing to write just about anything, I have always considered myself a flow writing so I’m pretty comfortable with everything.
HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE ? Being as all my muses are 30+ I don’t mind the age gap, but anyone under 18 is a little uncomfortable. (Also being as Dutch is 65 going on 66 I don’t ship him romantically)
ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING ? Not at all (other than being mutuals), I am very happy to ship with anyone and everyone!
HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NS/FW ? Probably as soon as nudity hits the writing scene? But I usually tag most “steamy” things as ns/fw just as a precaution. I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable!
WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH ? The one that sticks out (mainly because we’ve talked and it's an adorable pairing) is Marie ( @iambecomewrath ) and Piper! Other than her, I haven’t really spoken with people about shipping! Though I love the idea of Alex ( @finalvlog ) and Piper (pretty sure Aoi knows too!)
DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU ? I wouldn’t mind that! I am awful with hints and context clues! Just drop by my DMs and chat with me about shipping, I am open to just about anything. I love the idea of shipping and if you want to ship with my muses I am with the idea usually 100%
HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP ? As often as I am able, though I am currently obsessed with everyone else’s ships. They are just so perfect, so I ship everyone else! XD
ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS ? If characters have enough chemistry and banter I am full ship obsessed, other than that I am ship more-or-less.
ARE YOU MULTISHIP ? Yes, I am! I love the concept of multiple ships! Though I try to keep ships separate from other threads, I am not a cheater nor are my muses so my ships are separate from others.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM ? All of them, absolutely all of them. I love seeing everything that everyone posts about their ships and otps. I find it so cute and exciting to see others express the love of their characters!
FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU ? Just hop into my dm’s and ask me! I am so so open with everything! All you’d have to do is say you ship our characters and I’d probably have a freakout moment of excitement!
tagged by : @badwclv <33 tagging : @finalvlog @whiskydeputy @iambecomewrath @sinnersfolly
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SHIPPING INFO !!
WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER ? i think i’m pretty obsessed with jacob and joey hudson .
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING ? i’m basically open to anything as long as i can manage to keep jacob in character . so all that fluffy stuff doesn’t really work with him --- or at least he would not respond in a way my partner would maybe like / prefer it ( means : no cuddling , no cute kisses , no romantic dates , etc . ) .
HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE ? well , jacob is almost 50 and anything under the age of 25 is quite uncomfortable . i mean , he could be their father then lol .
ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING ? yeah , a little bit . however , i’m quite open to trying things out to see if it works but that depends on so many things .
HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NS/FW ? i’m very careful with that --- jacob’s hands tend to travel and i like to describe where they go and what they do . i usually put it under read more if it’s very detailed but steamy kisses are fine i believe . again , it depends on more than that .
WHO ARE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH ? i love love love sav’s joey ( @cultfought ) with my jacob !! and i also ship staci and jacob with bee ( @madestrcng ) ---- who i miss very much by the way ! c;
DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU ? yes , or simply let me know if they ship our muses ! <:
HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP ? more than it is possible perhaps , given the fact that jacob is a difficult character when it comes to putting him into a relationship or a ship in general .
ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS ? i don’t know . i think i’m something in between the both lol .
ARE YOU MULTISHIP ? sure ! but jake is not a cheater , so they’re all in different verses .
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM ? i honestly love all of my ships ! but i also like the ones of my friends --- there isn’t really a favorite ship at the moment . they’re all fun to read !
FINALLY , HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU ? like my shipping calls and / or jump into my DM’s ! it’s that simple ! c:
tagged by : @baagha bless ur soul ! ♥ tagging : @madestrcng , @radiocultcontrol , @cultfought , @dcputyrook + anyone who’s reading this !
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THE SIGNS AS COLLEGE STUDENTS
Aries: that one kid that fits the whole college stereotype. frat boy. prob got a rep as a cheater but secretly loyal af. parties all the time. “there was homework? when?” jock. probably bullies nerds.
Taurus: he doesn’t gaf abt anything. skips class, dozes off, finals can eat their ass. probably the kid who pulls his shit during senior year. “when’s finals?” “right fucking now what the fuck david”
Gemini: hOly shit the fucking weird kid that you don’t wanna fw. creepy ass kid man. you have to be nice or else u ain’t gonna be safe LMFAO. they prolly have your social security number js ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cancer: the sweet one who’s just a bit too sweet. sorority girl. “hi!! you should join, we accept everyone!! :))” the likable one cause she ain’t fake. is a cokehead.
Leo: sports sports sports. bio? “ALPHA KAPPA DELTA 💯 GOD 1ST 🙏 LACROSSE ‘22 10.12.15 JEN 💖🍷” not the sharpest tool in the shed but the biggest muscle they have is their heart.
Virgo: that fuckin kid that can’t shut the fuck up like jesus fucking christ kristen no one gives a fuck if you and sheridan made out with the same guy goddamn. “LAST NIGHT ME AND LAINEY WENT TO MARK’S PARTY AND I SAW PROFESSOR WILLIAMS DRINKING!” ok bitch but there’s something called minding your own fucking business
Libra: her dorm is a party room and her roommate is the DJ. she’s the party goer who loves to party and drink and she probably got a DUI at least twice. “oh yeah, i finished it. i’ll send you the answers. another drink? yeah love, ill drop you off. don’t worry, after 5 DUIs ya girl has practiced ;)” you can’t let her go cause lmao this girl is the girl you wanna be friends with even after college
Scorpio: the guy you want to be fwb cause lmao. 👀💦 either he’ll fall first or you will. the guy that once you’re married, everyone will be like “yeah that’s her that’s the girl that married Emotionally Unavailable Matt. he said he doesn’t want anything serious but seriously? he had to fuck me over?” they never get over him
Sagittarius: wiLd ass riDe. THE COPS ARE ALWAYS IT IN SAG’S GAME OF TAG JESUS CHRIST. this kid is probably in cross country or fuckin track and field cause they run away from the cops faster than they do from their problems and responsibilities. “why are there sirens?” “it’s probably fucking Nathan” everyone likes him lmao. he prolly has a clean record cause of his lawyers or he never gets caught ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ either way he’s always on the run man
Capricorn: living college. partying, doing work. stable job and relationship. friends and all that. procrastination to the extreme. hasn’t eaten anything but ramen this whole month. hospitalized twice cause of their sodium level. they go to class with mascara running down their face and their hair in a fucking mess or they’re wearing sweatpants and forgot to put on a t-shirt. brings vodka to class. probably puts vodka in their ramen instead of water. please help them.
Aquarius: the dealer. weed? yuh. lsd? yuh. coke? yuh. probably head of the speech and debate team. v wealth oriented. prolly dorms cause they don’t wanna go home. huge windows are their thing and don’t really like roommates.
Pisces: they’re like capricorn but they don’t have their shit together. says they’ll study later, never does. goes home just to eat something other than ramen. drinking their problems away. does their homework and is the kid who has descriptions of kids in their phone. “what’re you doing?” “texting Boy With Yellow Backpack From Psych for the study guide”. looks put together but can’t fuckin wait to get ot
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I don't fw liars and I don't fw cheaters. Somehow I ended up with both.
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