#i do not wanna run a mile

[scrollonso]

skipping >-<

[silverhalla]

people are always hating on the hinterlands but I am here with a hot take: the storm coast sucks SO much worse

[transmechanicus]

Living alone and so far from my family and closest friends is really really rEALLY hard

[rigormortisangel]

if i didnt have child services riding my dick i wouldnt be in therapy and would probably just have my regular doctor give me psych meds bc i swear to god a psychology degree just makes people more retarded

[roylustang]

*should be writing*

*isnt writing*

[raccoon-crown]

Adventure companion

The question is quite simple this time, you have a furious Hedgehog and a mad Tanuki girl, both about to throw hands cause they both want to take their little fox friend to an unexpected adventure.

Who would end taking Tails with them?

[darlinimamess]

i’m about to play a terrible game of yarn chicken

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

me 3.5 weeks out of the month: oh man i want to have kids so bad, i can't WAIT to be a mom this is gonna be AWESOME my baby fever is INCURABLE i'm gonna buy a BIG HOUSE to fit my GAGGLE OF CHILDREN and

me for approximately 3-4 days a month: okay new plan. what if i get a hysterectomy. we can always adopt

[k1ttygam3r]

[heirofnepeta]

i hate when i get incredibly fixated on something in the middle of the night because i CAN research it and i CAN talk to my friends about it but IM SO FUCKING SLEEPU GODDAMN THE PERSON WHO DECIDED TO KEEP ME U-oh. wait.

[nicoscheer]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cwxd8a0MdTP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

OMFG MILES GOT HIMSELF A DOG I CANT 😭😭😭😭🫠🫶🏽🫶🏽🐢🐶

What a joyous afternoon, happiness is definitely the love of a dog 😍💖🐶

Happy Gotcha Day to Max and Miles Kane, may you have many happy years and adventures together 🐶🧔🏻‍♂️💕

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I've never known a girl like you before

Now just like in a song from days of yore

Here you come knocking, knocking on my door

Well, I've never met a girl like you before

You give me just a taste so I want more

Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw

'Cause now you got me crawling, crawling on the floor

Miles’ cover of the song

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[no-one-hears-me]

sobriety is a curse someone please send me vodka

[knifegremliin]

you know it's kinda funny that lilo was meant to be a family dog, one we got because my mom wasn't doing well with the loss of our one dog. and when she took me to meet her, i was so apprehensive because i am Not a puppy person at all, and really did NOT want to do a puppy. but i gave in because that little puppy just gave it her ALL trying to convince me.

and now here we are, lilo being very obviously attached to me and me being so unbelievably attached to her (i will not admit this out loud).

something went wrong here (i love her so much)

[mekatrio]

have a massive spiderverse post im too sleepy to finish rn but anyways. the ending of btsv will and must definitely show us miles-42 smiling. like an earnest genuine smile i WILL see it

also wait this gave me a genius idea for creating a bingo for btsv ending. omg i am so making that

[roylustang]

Got my lawn chair back 🙌🏻