#3) that uhhhhhhhhhh freaky weird orlesian cannibal
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people are always hating on the hinterlands but I am here with a hot take: the storm coast sucks SO much worse
#listen#L I S T E N#YES the hinterlands are unbearably large for a tutorial level but they are well laid out#I can finish up all my shit in certain areas and then never go back#so it’s like….. semi contained#the storm coast? the STORM COAST???#I am running back and forth 75 times doing all sorts of banal shit that I don’t wanna do#I am running down an identical coast for roughly 3000 miles#oh there’s something here? it’s up on this hill?#well let me hike 10 minutes out of my way to scale the OTHER side because that’s the only way to get up it#the ONLY interesting thing about the storm coast is 1) recruiting iron Bull which happens 2 seconds in#2) giant/dragon fight obvi#3) that uhhhhhhhhhh freaky weird orlesian cannibal#everything else I have to do in the storm coast is against my will#I will HAPPILY fuck with the wounded coast all 85 times I have to trundle across that map in da2#but the sword coast is my MORTAL enemy#(my immortal enemy is the deep roads in the uhhhh whatever that dlc is for dai)#say what you will about maps in the first two games but none of them are so unbearably BIG#and YES I’m including the fade because the girls who get it get it#and I WILL be knocking out the fade in any game in like half an hour tops#dai#dragon age inquisition#dragon age
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