#also big probs to miles for adopting

[nicoscheer]

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OMFG MILES GOT HIMSELF A DOG I CANT 😭😭😭😭🫠🫶🏽🫶🏽🐢🐶

What a joyous afternoon, happiness is definitely the love of a dog 😍💖🐶

Happy Gotcha Day to Max and Miles Kane, may you have many happy years and adventures together 🐶🧔🏻‍♂️💕

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I've never known a girl like you before

Now just like in a song from days of yore

Here you come knocking, knocking on my door

Well, I've never met a girl like you before

You give me just a taste so I want more

Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw

'Cause now you got me crawling, crawling on the floor

Miles’ cover of the song

[sage-nebula]

Tails' real name being a human name (Miles) is weird, so I've decided that his name being a human name was an accident (his full name being a speed pun is a happy accident). His parents did the same thing that Asriel's parents did in Undertale, where they took the first two letters of one parent's name and the last three letters of the other parent's name and mashed them together to get their child's name. In his case, his mother's name was Mist, and his father's name was . . . Puddles.

[mik3stuff]

Local burger lover Mike,what do you think the Spiderband's favorite kind of burgers are🤨🙏🏼🎤?

First of all I will pass on purchasing this title non-ironically, thank you very much. Second YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE OH MY TITAN I'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS ASK

All of them, no exceptions, will always prioritize artisanal burgers over big franchises like BK or McDonalds and this is just canon we're on the same page about it right?

Mirassol likes a good old chimi but she's also super into a classic brie cheeseburger, Miles G loves chimi too but prefers a spicy double burger

Gwen is a huge burger lover (she likes it especially when Hobie's mom makes 'em) and her and Hobie have a shared favorite for pizza burgers but her second option would be a big chicken burger or a bacon burger

Hobie as I said before highly prefers pizza burgers, they're his favorite and just like Gwen he'll eat any type of burger his mama makes cuz his mama is great and her food is too but scrawny as he is once in a lifetime he'll eat the whole thing. He always shares his with his friends but they're now making him eat more and soon enough he'll be just fine with eating one entire burger (angst material prob)

Pavtir's is probably a spicy Indian lamb burger and Gayatri's since I headcanon her as vegan i believe that would be a veggie indian-style burger (I've seen some pretty mouthwatering recipes recently so I had to add this)

Peni likes a chili burger with wasabi ketchup

Ganke is a burger addict too and his favorite is a nduja burger but he also loves a vegan cheeseburger (my boy is lactose intolerant)

My sweet girl Margo <3 she's a monster when it comes to eating fast food you look at this cute little girl and think "she ain't eating that much" but she is and she'll steal some bytes (haha humor) from her partner's. She likes to say she doesn't have a favorite and if you insist she'll probably say something basic like a classic burger but she loves your good old bacon burger and I would like to say it's her personal fave

Bonus Mike likes a double cheeseburger but he hates cheddar (also a lactose intolerant but since is it holding anyone back right? He's allergic to cats but had four and got adopted by Nora who counts as at least three and this is totally not me just dumping random facts about me at my oc's)

I really hope these are in character lmao, tried adding cultural rep without making it sound stereotypical but idk. Also please feel free to add your (Summer's or anyone else reading this) spidersona favorite burger 💗

[teecupangel]

Desmond owning a bakery on the Davenport Homestead!! Why not complete the trilogy?

Making various kinds of bread for the Mile's End to be served as sides for meals, using leftover goods make other kinds of meals and to feed Prudence's & Warren's animals, and the people of the homestead often visiting the bakery when taking breaks from their jobs.

I imagine Connor meeting Desmond for the first time on the Frontier when the latter was looking for better herbs to use in the bread he makes. Connor felt something familiar in him, prob thought "y not", and offered Desmond a chance to have a bakery at the homestead.

Even if Connor mayhaps isn't a big fan of sweets, someone else on the homestead certainly is (Godfrey's & Terry's kids have sweet teeth(?) for sure).

Here’s the 3rd Crusade Baker version with Desmond using the power of looking a lot like Altaïr but with big bright smiles to unnerve and confuse the Al-Sayf brothers and the power of sweets to stop Altaïr from asking questions.

Here’s the Renaissance Italy Baker version where Ezio and Leonardo mistake Desmond as Giovanni’s illegitimate child and Desmond mistakes Leonardo’s ‘hints’ as Leonardo starting to figure out that he’s a time traveler with bonus oblivious Maria who just think Ezio and Leonardo really likes the bread and keeps asking Ezio to buy more.

Let’s combine both of your asks!

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Desmond actually learns to bake in England. There’s a sweet old couple who needed help with their bakery and Desmond sorta got adopted by them. That’s where he learned the basics of how to bake.

He stayed with the sweet couple until they die peacefully of old age.

They lived a long life and Desmond doesn’t regret staying with them for this long.

Then their son who never even bothered to visit them took over the bakery and kicked Desmond out because he felt threatened by Desmond.

Desmond had half the mind to stab the asshole but he refrained from doing acts of violence because (1) he made a promise to himself that this life, he was going to try and be a pacifist (emphasis on try) and (2) he knows the sweet couple would be sad if Desmond stabs the asshole… in the leg… maybe twist it a bit… no, Desmond. Bad, Desmond.

So… knowing he was going to do something he had promised not to do if he stayed in England, he made his way for the first ship leaving the port, requesting to be taken in as kitchen help or something (even gave the captain his last batch of bread to sweeten the pot).

…

Okay.

So…

Here’s the thing.

Desmond had been deliberately ignoring whatever news he hears and the year. Because he knew if he knew the year, he’d be tempted to do something because he was around the time that Ratonhnhaké:ton would be born so…

He’s trying to be selfish here, okay?

He knows it’s not really the best way to go about it and he knows that he can, in theory, change history and all that grand stuff.

But Desmond doesn’t want to do that. He already saved the world. This is his retirement.

Why is this important?

Because Desmond would like to stress that it was a bloody coincidence that he boarded the same ship Haytham boarded to go to the colonies.

And now Haytham was observing him because he knows that Desmond was not part of the original crew which means he was suspicious.

So Desmond stays away from Haytham and keep his head down and… hope for the best, essentially.

…

Desmond would like to stress that he did not give Haytham food poisoning!

He was in charge of cutting ingredients, for god’s sake! He was nowhere near the pot OR Haytham’s fucking plate.

Also… is Haytham sure it’s not just seasickness?

… probably not but Desmond is innocent!

Oh, what he would do to wring the neck of the actual Assassin who failed in assassinating Haytham. If he was going to poison the man, at least double the dosage anyway to be sure!

Again.

Desmond is a pacifist… but dear god that kitchen knife was certainly looking quite sexy at the moment.

.

Ah.

Land.

And most important.

Goodbye, Haytham!

Desmond should skedaddle and…

What’s that?

Oh.

Someone needs help? Well… Desmond wasn’t heartless. He’d help.

Oh, wait.

Oh, fuck.

It was Benjamin Franklin.

Why yes, Desmond was looking for work.

What’s that?

Oh, he can cook but he makes a mean bread.

…

Oh.

Uuuhh… it seemed Desmond just got hired by Benjamin Franklin to be part of his kitchen staff???

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Desmond has no idea who the two Assassins were.

He has no idea why the two of them decided to visit Franklin this early in the morning.

What he does know is that Franklin turns into a whiny baby if he smells Desmond’s bread and can’t eat it so he’s serving them all fresh bread and tea just so Franklin doesn’t complain to him later on.

… was that the light of a POE?

Nope.

Desmond must be seeing things.

.

Jesus Christ.

He doesn’t know why Franklin had been kidnapped and why he has to be kidnapped as well. He can, of course, just beat the crap out of all of them but…

Well…

That would destroy his ‘pacifist life’, right?

He did tell Franklin that he quit as soon as they got kidnapped though because this man was a magnet for trouble and the pay wasn’t worth all these.

Relax.

Desmond knew Franklin would live a long life.

He just doesn’t want to be part of it.

Oh, look, it was the Assassin from before.

Huh.

He looked different.

Doesn’t matter to Desmond.

Goodbye, Franklin. Thank you for the letter of recommendation!

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Good news! He got his own bakery!

The rent was cheap and the neighborhood was alright.

Things were looking good.

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Bad news! The landlord apparently died and the new landlord is a dick.

The rent has gone up.

Desmond’s bakery was still doing good so he can take the hit.

He’d just have to postpone any experiments he has planned to make pastries and bread he remembered from his time but don’t exactly remember the ingredients for now.

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Well, fuck.

His bakery has apparently gotten the attention of Washington.

Why?

He has no idea.

But if he was going to make a guess. Some of Franklin’s servants would regularly buy bread from him so that old man must have been talking to some people.

But seriously.

Why the hell was Washington even buying bread himself?

Doesn’t he have servants to do that for him?

It… does not bode well for the future of Desmond’s bakery.

.

As he had expected…

So asshole landlord was loyal to the British Crown and, since it appeared that George Washington was now a fucking regular (what is this life, seriously???), that must mean Desmond was one of them.

Oh, for fuck’s sake!

And now he’s getting evicted without even getting his goddamn stuff?

Oh, to hell with that.

“What are you doing?”

Desmond turned to stare at Ratonhnhaké:ton who was suddenly standing just behind him, watching him dangle with one leg on the other side of the window of his no-longer-his bakery.

“Uuuhh… I’m not robbing the place?”

Ratonhnhaké:ton just stared at him.

“My asshole landlord kicked me out without letting me pack my things and chained the doors so I can’t get in.”

“I see… Would you like me to retrieve the key then?”

Tempting.

Desmond was pretty sure if he just adds a bit of waterworks, he can ask Ratonhnhaké:ton to beat the crap out of that asshole for him.

Again, Desmond was trying to be a pacifist this time around.

So violence doesn’t count if he’s not the one throwing hands.

“Nah. He’d just come back and get some goons to kick me out again…”

Desmond paused for a moment before he asked…

“If you have the time… mind helping me pack my entire life into small sad boxes?”

“I will find a big box we can use.”

“Thank you-” Desmond stopped himself before he could say Ratonhnhaké:ton’s name. He smiled as he asked, “What’s your name? If you’re helping me do some B&E, we should atleast know each other’s name. My name’s Desmond.”

“Connor.” Ratonhnhaké:ton replied.

“Okay, Connor.” Desmond said, although it felt a bit awkward not calling him by his real name, “Thanks.”

.

Desmond’s entire life fitted a small wagon that can easily be carried by a donkey.

Was that sad?

Or was this a sign that he was a minimalist?

To be fair, most of his belongings were stuff he used for baking.

Desmond sighed, “Guess I have to look for a new place to set up shop now.”

Maybe he’d cash in on Washington’s weird favoritism and rent a place with a landlord who hates the monarchy.

“I might know a place.” Ratonhnhaké:ton said as he stared at Desmond, “If you have no other place to go… perhaps…”

Was he…

Oh, he was asking Desmond to go to the homestead.

Well…

To be fair…

The homestead would definitely be peaceful.

Profit would probably not be as good as how it was here in the city though.

Then again…

It was never about the profit anyway.

Desmond turned to grin at Ratonhnhaké:ton as he said, “I’d love to.”

.

Peace.

This was what Desmond wanted.

Waking up early, making freshly baked bread for the people of the homestead.

Spending a few minutes with each one just to talk about how yesterday went.

Checking the surrounding areas for things he could use as ingredients for his experiments.

Making sure his garden was thriving and waiting for the fruits and vegetables that he’d use on his experiments.

Giving sweetbreads and puddings to his little visitors who always bring him berries and other ingredients they find or their parents give them in exchange for the snack.

Ah.

This was the life.

(I tried to make this sound like Desmond’s ranting without turning it to 1st POV. I hope it was okay XD)

[roxannecullen]

Me as vampire in Twilight <3

Oh boy I‘ve always wanted to see what kinda aesthetic I would have in Twilight. So I‘m making myself a little thingy thangy for my „Y/N“😭

Basic information:

Name: Roxanne Juliet Wittelsbach/Cullen

Nickname: Roxy (everyone), R.J (Emmett), Sucker (Jacob), Jewel (Esme and Carlisle), Juliet (Jasper), RoRo (Alice)

Age when thurned: 19 (1679)

Born: 1660

Reason of turning/dying: Plague

Aesthetic before turning:

Aesthetic after turning:

Her appearance:

She has black, wavy hair that reaches her waist

She‘s also seen wearing her hair in a high ponytail

Her eyes were dark brown as human, reddish/dark pink as a newborn, golden/yellow as vampire and black when thirsty.

She‘s 5‘6 tall.

Her skin is very pale (just as the other cullens).

She still has a little scar on her knee from the day she fell off her horse.

Personality:

She‘s a very confusing one. Sometimes you can‘t foresee what she‘s gonna do next. Wherever she is, there‘s also chaos. Rox is pretty much both, a lady and a freak - at least when it comes to fighting lmao.

Carlisle does get worried about her since she doesn‘t always follow the „household“ rules, means she sometimes goes hunting for human blood and that‘s where she‘s really good at.

However she is a very joyful and loving being who loves to be creative and help her siblings out (unless it‘s a stupid reason).

There‘s often episodes of her tRaGic background story, no just kidding. She often has nightmares about the time she got thrown onto the mountain of sick people. Seeing people die like that, was quite traumatising to her.

Skills:

She enjoys riding horses, hunting, expressing her creativity, shopping - especially with Alice, tarot reading and dancing.

Habits:

To control her thirst, she carries a bunch of lollipops in her bags and pockets - it‘s life saving.

She‘s daydreaming quite often

Friendships/Relationships:

Carlisle and Esme were her first two to ever find her under a bridge, that‘s how she got to the Cullen clan.

She‘s getting along very well with her adoptive siblings, especially with Emmett and Alice. Em is something like her real big brother who constantly keeps an eye on her.

Also she‘s very thankful to have Jasper who teaches her how to control herself, despite him having some troubles with it himself, though he‘s doing his best. And that‘s what makes him a good role model. Once the black haired girl even confessed her little crush on him, but he rejected her as kind as possible, because obviously he loved Alice. She accepted, even though it still hurts her.

Rosalie is a little thorn in her eye but there‘s always that one sibling who causes trouble, right? After an argument she‘d ask the blonde if she‘d like to go shopping lmao.

Edward is pretty much the only one who has a normal relationship with her. They‘re awkward sometimes but Ed is the one brother who sits down and helps her study, explains alot about living with humans, etc.

Roxanne isn‘t- ..hasn’t been the greates Bella fan. BUT the day she beat Emmet in arm wrestling was absolutely everything. She even calls Bella „Mom“ as a joke.

Jacob..oh boy. The first time she despised dogs. They have a very tough time together. That‘s the reason why Emmett is always near her. They can‘t stand each other but from time to time, there would be VERY weird tension between them, even if it‘s just staring at each other in disgust from miles away.

Quotes:

„I‘m not searching, I find.“

„I try to follow rules, but I‘m better at breaking them“

„I‘ll make it look like an accident.“

„What‘s the prob? Dog.“

„I need a houndred dreamcatchers in my room because of you.“

„The cards never lie.“

[transhoverfish]

I had this question in my mind for few days now but.. how many AUs have you made up for both Subnautica games?

I'm really curious because I started writing down all the ones that ever came on my mind (I have twelve now) - I wrote them into a Word document and some even have a description

I mean like the medieval, college.. any kind of au

hmmm actually i don't have that many? wait no nevermind. i just counted there's at least 8 counting survivors KABDKABFOHA

ANYWAYS here's a brief rundown of all my aus! once again long post so its under a read more. because by brief i mean at least a paragraph per au because im bad at being brief.

survivors

so this is the au im currently writing for! degasi lives, avery lives, various aurora crew live and they save the planet from the kharra a few times and raise some sea emp babies. big found family and some literal just family. some murder on the side too but that's not important found family only. probably the only one of this list that's ever to be properly written and finished.

melon and the coconut + dreamland

avery/bart centrenic au, partly based on an alteration of survivors where only they live. bart lives in his own fantasy of different outcomes to events, dreaming of something else. avery grows distant and bitter with bart's unwillingness to accept what's happened, and starts to blame him for everything. eventually the two drift apart so much that they barely interact, and avery leaves bart's base to build his own. bart never goes after him, and avery never purposely looks for him again. i got obsessed with glass animals + specifically these two songs so i daydreamed an au up. saddest out of all these i think :(

keen au

its keen sole survivor au babey!! according to 🌟realism🌟 most ppl don't live if they pass out for longer than like an hour (that does not include sitting in a small area w a fire and smoke for 3+ hours) so ryley uhhh Dies. keen doesn't go back to the aurora w/ yu and ends up being the only survivor. bc im a sucker for bart lives that might be a thing, perhaps not, it depends on my mood half way through.

ghost au

main plot of game with only on the crater, but everyone else is a ghost now and haunt ryley. ghosts can see ryley, ryley can see ghosts, ghosts cannot see each other, although they can occasionally hear each other if the people in question were close before they died. mostly just subnautica but ryley befriends dead people.

horror au

survivors but like….. mutations with WAY WORSE consequences and all the effects of the kharra that i forgot about. did you know the kharra causes aggression? because i did not. its mentioned in like 1 log and i totally forgot. living in complete isolation for 10 years and believing everyone you know is dead, and blaming yourself for the future deaths u know are coming? being able to hear a goddamn mile around you at all times while still having mostly the same normal human eardrums? being able to stop yours and others hearts AT ANY TIME WITH NO CONTROL OVER THIS AT ALL?

these powers fuck them up a lot more in this variation. also ocean scary. but mostly mutations and kharra and everything messes up everything for everyone.

paul fucking dies au

everything's the same up until the landslide at the first island base, where the degasi were inside when that giant boulder crashed into it. bart and marg escape but paul dies. whoops! never thought too hard about this one but marg probably makes all decisions, they explore further, maybe meet sea mama?? and stop the aurora + sunbeam from crashing?? hmmmm. but yeah just paul dies faster.

degasi in arctic au

the entire degasi ends up floating out to sector zero and marg is not alone! bart adopts preston. that is literally all i've thought about in this au, the base premise of it and bart adopts a dog.

evil bart au

bart….. but no longer Baby. bart is now Feral and Rabid. kind of a bad title bc hes not like, intentionally evil, but he makes some fucked up decisions and ppl die. basically the very original plot of survivors where bart gets obsessed with finding sea mama and curing the planet that Nothing Will Stop Him. destroys precursor stuff to stop the others from interacting w it and finding out anything, specifically lets micah and beatrix die bc they spoke out about him too much, probably lets danby die instead of helping him, probably partly responsible for paul's death similar to the very first degasi logs. havent thought about it in a long while so i dont remember much about it other than bart was evil. not rlly an au as opposed to a strange character choice for him that i ended up not liking, so prob the only one on here ill def never write out but hey figured id list it anyways

and i think that's all?? all of the ones i could remember or bothered to write down at least lol. got me a big list!!! :o

[mvrleymk]

( cis female | she/her | haley lu richardson ) —— isn’t that marlene mckinnon? yeah that is them, sitting there at the gryffindor table with those other sixth years. when sybill looks into that crystal ball of hers, she sees rolled up sleeves of an oversized sweater, broken in combat boots, copious amounts of coffee, handwritten notes, quiet rebellion, and sneaking out to watch the sunrise. anyway i’ve heard they’re pretty quick witted, naive, and patient. apparently they’re a member of ‘for the light’ and halfblood but i’m sure that’s not related. ——

i’m not perfect, but i’m grateful, and that’s just perfect, and that’s me.

tw: abuse mention

Background info !

so growing up not only the youngest but the youngest girl in her family meant she was both babied and forced to follow her loving parents rules. basically their sibling order is two older brothers (both gryffindor probs but could be ravenclaw or hufflepuff too), an older sister (slytherin), older brother (gryffindor probably (ooo wc)), and marlene. 

marlene never felt like she was in her sibling’s shadows though, she got along really well with all of them, looking up to her younger older brother and sister like crazy, until her parents decided to kick out her sister for finally having it with the ridicule over her house. she’s definitely closest to the brother one who’s a year older than her, which might’ve been their parents intention

she always found herself outside with her brothers, making claims that she was going to be the next chaser for the heidelberg harriers when they let her tag along with their games of quidditch in the yard.

one thing she’s always done, almost to a fault, is try to please people. especially her parents. so she sort of adopted some of the traits and things her older siblings did that she noticed her parents approved of.

when her sister was sorted into a house her parents labeled as “bad” she didn’t want to think that it meant her sister was, she just ignored it and whenever she tried to defend her she was met with physical consequences from her father.  

marlene was absolutely ecstatic when she was able to go to hogwarts like the rest of her siblings and was excited to be there with two of her siblings for a little while. she still didn’t see any of the houses as inherently bad, but her parents sat her down and told her that if the house thinks about putting her in slytherin to tell it no. 

once she was sorted into gryffindor, she was easily swept up into all of it, carrying the house traits, colors, and ego with her even if she had to water it down at times, absolutely loving every moment of it, especially with her brother only a year above her.

her father absolutely hates that she even associates with anyone in the slytherin house and doesn’t hesitate showing that distaste with his daughter. 

marlene found solace in her friends from the tension at home, they were a nice distraction from how much it upset her that she could only do so much to keep her family happy and together.a lot of the time she often asks them to go spend time with her over the summer, as both a way to see them before school starts again but also a reason she can avoid her parents. 

About !

she’s always been a really easy going person and even if she wasn’t happy, wants to make other people smile and feel like someone cares about them

marlene always wants to see the good in people and give them a chance, regardless of what she’s heard about them, knowing that first impressions aren’t always the right one

really she just loves people and talking and making others laugh

she has big ambition that flip flops around all the time. she’ll just back and forth from wanting to be a professional chaser in quidditch to working with the ministry to st. mungo’s all in the span of an hour, but if you ever ask she’ll make you believe it’s what she’s deadset on

a BIG scatterbrain, but still manages to get it all together last minute

she’s generally really nice but can she pack a punch, she’s got some tricks up her sleeve behind her bright smile

she talks. a LOT. but it’s just because her mind is constantly going a mile a minute and she feels like if she were to ever stop talking and voicing her thoughts she’d get lost in them so she just speaks to keep her head clear. 

Wanted Connections !

give me literally anything, I’m here for it all. you know me, i live for angst. 

[aph-oklahoma-46]

Which AU is ur favorite & yeet me all the juicy deets abt that AU

//Currently, my favorite AU is the Angel/Demon AU, though overall, probably the Royal AU.

Angel/Demon AU

Characters:

Huutsuu/Emily (Imp)

Colonneh/Angel (Incubus)

Naduah (Demon (Idk what kind yet)

Onacona (Idk what he’s gonna be, but probs another Demon)

Alex (Human, Magic user of some kind)Miles (Fallen Angel)

Andrew (Fallen Angel)

Assorted others, unnamed mostly because I’m a mess

Emily’s abilities as an Imp include, but are not necessarily limited to: Flying, turning invisible for short periods of time, changing size and shaped (she can change into a small, feathered lizard-like creature, a small bird, and a human child) and small acts of magic used for mischief.Emily is a feathered Imp with brown wings and a feathered tail.

Imps are seen (at best) as pests by most other demonic creatures, so they usually have fairly short life spans consisting mostly of harassing humans/angels and running from demons. Emily was found by Angel after she was caught stealing from him, and he sort of just adopted this random child as a sister and brought her home with him.

Naduah is the master of a decent-sized bit of territory on the border of demonic and neutral ground. She and Onacona are still together in this AU, and Angel is her son. She and Onacona both gladly take Emily in.

Emily likes to wander, but she knows to stay close to her family’s estate and in the bounds of her mother’s territory. She often reports interesting bits of information she overhears to Naduah, like in the last drabble where she witnessed goods being stolen.

Angel met Alex during some exploit or other on earth and fell for him. Demon/human pairings aren’t unheard of, but they’re not really considered officially acceptable. Angel’s status as Naduah’s son and his perceived nature as an Incubus garnered him some lee way with those who know about him and Alex, but he still tries to keep it under wraps.

Andrew and Miles fell from Paradise. I don’t have the reason nailed down just yet, but I’m leaning toward one too many pranks or being the products of a relationship between and Angel and something else. Fallen Angels are considered very dangerous and are usually not allowed to live. Because the two are so young, they were chased into known Demonic territory before being left alone. The idea was that if they weren’t killed by Demons, they’d die of exposure.

Angel finds the two before much of anything can happen to them and offers to take them somewhere safe (Alex). Andrew is injured and can’t walk, and neither can fly without attracting attention, so they agree, much to Miles distaste.

At some point, Emily runs into Alex while fleeing a Demon and their Hell Hounds. Because she’s an Imp and therefore has much less power than most Demonic creatures in the area, she is able to force her way through Alex’s magic barrier and escape. She doesn’t know about Alex’s relationship with Angel yet, and Alex doesn’t know enough about her to know Emily is Angel’s sister. He does, however, find out she’s a demon. Alex offers to help her until she can get home safely.

I don’t really have an in-depth timeline yet, but the basic gist is this:

Naduah comes into power, gaining a realm of her own, with her partner, Onacona, by her side.

A few decades later, Angel is born.

A few centuries later, Angel finds Emily.

3 or 4 decades later, Angel meets Alex.

Unknown amount of time later (I’m undecided) Andrew and Miles fall and are rescued by Angel

That’s the timeline thus far. This AU is still in development. I’ll make a separate post for the Royal AU, as this one is already getting long and I am needed elsewhere. I may also make another post for this AU, with more information, later.

Also, aspects of this AU were developed with the help of @texass-shenanigans , so big thanks there!

[anothersuperstition]

i was cyberbullied into answering a fuckton of q’s

1-10: answered

11: how many pairs of shoes do you have?

- idk like 20 maybe? i only wear like maybe five of them regularly?

12: what was your last dream about?

- last night i dreamt my nasty awful ex-bestfriend moved in across the hall from me and i woke up in a Bad fuckin mood

13: what talents do you have?

- ort bay bee

14: are you psychic in any way?

- absolutely not, i’m a dumb bitch

15: favorite song?

- of all time, Famous Last Words, right now, Emily or Fantastic Bastards

16: favorite movie?

- dead poets society or short term 12

17: who would be your ideal partner?

- hm. i’m not sure. gerard way

18: do you want children?

- idk??? i think i do but like. not babies. i think maybe i would try to adopt older kids??? i can’t stand toddlers bc they’re always dirty and sticky and yelling and babies are too fragile and scare me

19: do you want a church wedding?

- nah i’m not rlly a traditionalist but if it was important to the person i’d be marrying i’d do it

20: answered

21: have you ever been to the hospital?

- oh so many times, my body is actively revolting against me

22: have you ever got in trouble with the law?

- nah dude, i got yelled at for eating ice cream but military cops once on the air force base though

23: have you ever met any celebrities?

- if a bunch of semi-popular band members count then yes

24: baths or showers?

- i shower more than i take baths but that’s bc i can’t take a bath w/o showering first and also my tub is broken. but baths are nicer

25: what color socks are you wearing?

- grey and black striped bb-8 socks

26: have you ever been famous?

- nah dude

27: would you like to be a big celebrity?

- nah that is Too Much

28: what type of music do you like?

- idk like, alt rock i guess? i. rlly only know that i don’t like country music

29: have you ever been skinny dipping?

- nope

30: how many pillows do you sleep with?

- 3 to 5

31: what position do you usually sleep in?

- on my stomach with my arms around my pillow

32: how big is your house?

- my house here is little, my dad’s house is prob abt average??

33: what do you typically have for breakfast?

- sleep

34: have you ever fired a gun?

- yep, i grew up doing competitive target shooting

35: have you ever tried archery?

- yep ! i have a bow at my dad’s house, i rlly enjoy archery

36: favorite clean word?

- amalgamation or magnanimous

37: answered !

38: what’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

- i answered this the other day and i think it was smth like 48 hours?? do not recommend lmao

39: do you have any scars?

- yeah

40: have you ever had a secret admirer?

- yes this one kid in high school who sent me a singing valentine on valentine’s day and i Hated those things so i kept trying to hide from the choir lmao then i found out it was a kid in my art class who Knew i didn’t like those things

41: are you a good liar?

- when i need to be

42: are you a good judge of character?

- i’d like to think so

43: answered !

44: do you have a strong accent:

- nah i don’t think so

45: answered !

46: what is your personality type?

- idk nessa said “it’s not. oh. small. like lizard.” so take from that what you will. tiny lad drunk on Loving Gerard Way juice -ian

47: what is your most expensive piece of clothing?

- prob an $80 bra lmao

48: can you curl your tongue?

- yuuuuuup. i can also tie a cherry stem with my tongue lmao ;)

49: are you an innie or an outie?

- iiiii hate this question, innie lmao

50: left or right handed?

- predominantly right but i’ve been getting better at using my left hand in art

51: are you scared of spiders?

- ohhhh hell yes i. cannot handle even thinking abt them lmao

52: favorite food?

- uhhhh i rlly rlly like carrots

53: favorite foreign food?

- idk i don’t think abt food that much honestly

54: are you a clean or messy person?

- clean. i cannot handle Messy

55: most used phrase?

- “oh absolutely”, “big mood”, “oh little dude!” lmao

56: most used word?

- probably “oof” honestly

57: how long does it take for you to get ready?

- 15 minutes if i’m just getting dressed and brushing my teeth and hair, an hour if i want to do makeup and shit

58: do you have much of an ego?

- i don’t think so but wouldn’t most ppl say that? also i. thought this said “do you have much of an egg” lmao

59: do you suck or bite lollipops?

- i get. accidentally and unintentionally unnecessarily sexual w suckers and popsicles lmao. nessa gnaws on suckers like a rodent

60: do you talk to yourself?

- yuuup

61: do you sing to yourself?

- all the time, especially when i’m workin on art

62: answered !

63: biggest fear?

- idk being invisible forever. or not living life to the fullest and wasting it

64: are you a gossip?

- when it comes to the kids i went to high school with aaaaaabsolutely

65: best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

- idk dead poets society rlly gets me every time i watch it

66: do you like long or short hair?

- i think on other ppl i like like. medium hair?? it’s cute when someone’s hair curls at the ends around their face. i guess i prefer shorter hair on myself bc long hair is a Pain to take care of

67: can you name all 50 states of America?

- probably if i sat and thought abt them for long enough

68: favorite school subject?

- english. or psych

69: extrovert or introvert?

- introvert

70: have you ever been scuba diving?

- nope

71: what makes you nervous?

- i have anxiety

72: are you scared of the dark?

- ...yes

73: do you correct people when they make mistakes?

- yeah i try not to if it’s little things but sometimes i still do

74: are you ticklish?

- yeah, only rlly on my sides though

75: have you ever started a rumor?

- nope

76: have you ever been in a position of authority?

- not seriously lmao, i was put in charge of my cousins once

77: have you ever drank underage?

- yeah lol

78: have you ever done drugs?

- nope

79: who was your first real crush?

- if we’re talking Real ppl i know then some kid in elementary school, my first celebrity crush was gerard way lmao

80: how many piercings do you have?

- i have my ears each pierced twice and i used to have my lip pierced twice before i took one side out and then eventually the other one

81: can you roll your Rs?

- i think so

82: how fast can you type?

- oh i am a Fast motherfucker. don’t know the exact wpm but it’s Fast. thanks newspaper

83: how fast can you run?

- not fast at all now bc of a rib condition i have. i used to do track and i Was fast

84: what color is your hair?

- rn it’s Pink, my natural is blonde

85: what color are your eyes?

- green !

86: what are you allergic to?

- nothing that i know of

87: answered !

88: what do your parents do?

- my mom works retail, she used to be a nurse, and my dad is a truck driver

89: do you like your age?

- i mean i guess?? i’d like to maybe be a couple years older so ppl would stop treating me like a child though

90: answered !

91: do you like your own name?

- i suppose. my mom just told me last night she almost named me Emily which i also like

92: have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

- i don’t think i want babies but if i did i picked the names miles and olivia out when i was like. six years old lmao

93: do you want a boy or a girl for a child?

- if i did have kids i wouldn’t Care, i’d love them literally no matter what

94: what are your strengths?

- i think i’m pretty kind and i’m also empathetic

95: what are your weaknesses?

- i’m empathetic lmao. also i get annoyed easily

96: how did you get your name?

- family names

97: were your ancestors royalty?

- nah but i’m distantly related to abraham lincoln and my great-great-great grandfather discovered the yogo sapphire and knew charles m. russell

98: do you have any scars?

- this is already on here, yeah i do

99: color of your bedspread?

- white

100: color of your room?

- like. eggshell lmao.

[fvstboi]

[ jesus castro, he/him, 29 ] pietro maximoff has been spotted in gotham city! the hero is publicly known as quicksilver, and have often been described as determined, but also arrogant. they have also been affiliated with the avengers, and said to mainly operate in new york city. will they help find answers, or add to the chaos? [ han, she/her, 23, mst ]

triggers: childhood trauma , kidnapping , experimentation , HYDRA mentions , minor violence , auschwitz mentioned , mental illness , death. 

hey fam !! here’s my fast boi , pietro maximoff. i love him bunches. 

so first things first: he is comics based with mcu tie-ins. and comics before marvel ruined his backstory by making him not actually erik and magda’s son and not a mutant. can u tell i love my son and hate what marvel has done to him ? keep on reading to find out. 

pietro was born in the wundagore mountains to magda eisenhardt , a romani woman that magneto met and fell in love with. ( she survived auschwitz because of him i stan ). although pietro and wanda didn’t know it at the time and wouldn’t for many years , erik lehnsherr / magneto / max eisenhardt was their father. magda didn’t stay around for very long , though. not long after , magda fled into the woods with the fear that her husband would find her. pietro and his twin sister would soon enough be given to the maximoff’s , a romani couple who lived down the mountain and had always wanted children. ( note: while pietro was both raised romani and is romani in heritage , a lot of it was lost to him after his adopted parents died which was when he was quite young. he does want to make sure his daughter knows about it and where she comes from but he’s not an expert since everyone from the romani side of his family is dead. )

he was literally that obnoxious older brother but he’s also hella protective and loyal ? he’s a bit of an ass . scratch that , he is 100% an asshole :’)

pietro and his twin , wanda , were raised in transia / sokovia by the maximoff’s , who were an amazing couple and even better parents. eventually , their “ adoptive “ father , django , began to steal food so that he could feed his family. enraged villagers attacked the ( romani ) camp they were living in. pietro was able to get him and wanda out , thankfully , but the trauma from that event was so severe that they wouldn’t be able to recall anything from their childhood for years and not even small details. they had nothing. they’d then travel across europe , fending for themselves and only relying on each other. the streets were really hard. they were hungry and tired on most days and pietro would steal food and warm clothes with his powers but wanda would always say he would get caught one day. ( he didn’t ).

one day , wanda accidentally caused a house to burst into flame through her hex powers , which she could not yet control. superstitious townspeople began chasing her. pietro would try his best to protect and defend her but they were outnumbered and overpowered. thankfully , magneto ( dad !!! ) came to their rescue. they would then join the brotherhood of evil mutants , feeling like they had to serve him since he saved them from what would have been horrible mob violence.

when magneto was defeated in a battle against some powerful guy who took him away from earth , pietro and wanda took it as their chance to leave and went back to transia / sokovia / whatever it’s being called now.

( mcu tie ins ) pietro and wanda were kidnapped by HYDRA ( aka not willingly joining HYDRA ) and experimented on with one of the infinity stones , which only augmented their powers. the second HYDRA fell , they left it and joined ultron ( pietro blaming tony stark for the reason why sokovia / transia was in such turmoil due to seeing stark industries on a shell that hit their home that trapped pietro and wanda for nearly two days ). at some point the twins allied themselves with the avengers and also joined them and fought against ultron , who they had previously sided with. 

pietro was injured in the battle against ultron and almost died and so he stayed with the inhumans for awhile. he formed a relationship with crystalia amaquelin , princess of the inhumans. the whole thing was somewhat forbidden since he’s not an inhuman but they soon enough got married. it was p rushed, which is super on brand for pietro. they eventually had their daughter , luna and ? not only did he find out that magneto is his dad during this time but pietro’s a dick and almost killed her by putting her in the terrigensis ( this was much later on , not right after she was born omg ) but hey , she got powers so ! he’s never been the best dad , honestly ? he’s run away from a lot of responsibility , even stuff that wasn’t luna related lol. but he’s trying ? ( with pietro’s age , luna is about ? 5-6 years old. his lil princess. )

the relationship that pietro had with crystal would become rocky due to pietro’s mind being elsewhere and not paying all that much attention to his wife. crystal would then cheat on pietro ,,,, ( note: crystal left some other guy for pietro sksksk ) pietro wouldn’t forgive her and “ vowed vengeance on her and all those he perceived as having wronged him “ but !! crystal’s cousin , maximus , was manipulating his mind and augmenting pietro’s anger towards crystal which was prob meant more for the avengers. he did a lot of dumb shit during this time basically. moreso than usual. but he wasn’t in control of himself or what he was doing so really ? it wasn’t his fault. 

pietro and crystal had a messy relationship after that. they’d reconcile , get back together , breakup , fight , get back together , fight together , etc. it was a messy relationship for awhile. 

pietro lost his powers for a bit and ,,, it was hard fam he was actually depowered due to m day but i’m just saying he lost his powers w/o m day since it’s a big part of him

honestly !! pietro was in a pretty horrible state at this time. he was taken to attila which is basically inhumans hq , where his medical injuries were taken care of. pietro couldn’t stand being human so much that he underwent terrigensis even though king black bolt said no since it can kill u ! wtf u doing pietro !! he then started to plan a way to steal and bring the terrigensis crystals to earth. pietro ,,, no. angel boi. slow down u gonna kill everyone. 

then he made his daughter undergo terrigen ,,,, which could’ve killed her since nobody knew if her inhumans genes would just cancel out her mutant ones.

lots of shit happened ,,,, its just 2 much 

pietro was then put in jail and while there he had a serious of hallucinations. o boi

but ig it was also the end of his episode , u could call it ?? his powers were restored and he rediscovered his desire to be a hero !!

pietro recovered the remaining terrigenesis crystals returning them to the inhumans and clearing his name of criminal charges through a lie that a skrull committed all of his felonies. 

he joined all new x-factor which was his half-sister’s x-men team !

he actually just claimed to have a falling out with the avengers ,,, which wasn’t rly tru ,,, lorna’s ex bf , alex summers , just wanted pietro to spy on her sksksk 

but like ? pietro in x-factor with lorna was one of the best things marvel could’ve done. just siblings working together and on a team together who usually never interact. goals. ( might lowkey have a thing for a certain cajun mutant ) 

he taught at avengers academy for a hot second !

he’s paid a ton of money for luna to go to a fancy school in england which she eventually just ,,, ran away from lmfao

he’s a hero. but he also doesn’t pay much attention to authority and if he thinks someone is wrong and he’s right then he’ll follow his own path and ignore everyone else. he’s tried to repower mutants with the inhuman crystals and continued to do so after mutants got sick and some even died. while that’s not really canon it does give a good insight to who pietro is. he’s not bad and most of his bad ideas do have good intentions. 

he’s been off and on with the avengers for awhile and never stays with them for extended periods of time but they all mean a great deal to him. he loves many of the founding / returning members and cares more for them than he’d ever care to admit. 

pietro once ran 300+ miles so he could punch erik in the face lol [ x ]

pietro is in gotham to see what’s going on ? he also has luna while crystal is away doing stuff. so single dad pietro ! he’s never been alone with luna for more than a few days before ! it’ll be fun ! 

tldr; pietro is messy, an asshole and a drama queen but he’s trying HIS BEST.

stats - tba / pinterest / wiki page.

[49scribes-a]

{--Everybody in this stream was fucking HIGH.--}

He's either also cold or he's going through withdrawals, one of the two.

No he's having a seizure

STOP BOUNCING DEAK

All those burnt corpses look like bacon to me

Crispy dragon-charred bacon

Human jerky

I’d love some jerky rn

Id push you

BACKFLIP BACK FLIP

you're a COWARD. GO TO THE TOP

NO

EMBRACE THE JUMP

EAGLE JUMP

jfc

theres a hay pile at the bottom waiting to catch you. youll be fine

because physics works for you in this game

t his isn't assasin's c r e ed

yes it is. right?

Wrong game

that's what we're watching?

theres is clearly hay

i see parkor

hay and parkour= ass creed

exact

HRDCORE PARKOR

lavi looks like a hobbit ngl. i mean deak

hes gonna steal the ring from gollum

can u see the eye of mordor

hes carrying it

it is

jump. you'll live

Holy shit I survived

TOLD U

the eye of mordor is mobile now

it was great

7/10

TOLD U UR IL CHILD BEARING BONES WOULD CATCH YOU - THEYRE SPRINGY AND RESILIENT

U did it

congrdeurtions

am i having a stroke

Ashdjsjdk

idk - were all varying seconds behind of each other. so mavbe

Who keeps a deer pelt with bread smh

makes sense

That’s why they all sick in Skyrim

the deer pelt is surprisingly sterile

can't have the babes

its the most sterile thing in thie fucking game

you're right

i cant believe deak is aa hobbit

idk if its gonna keep your bread all spongy tho

just wrap it tight. it'll be fine

I mean it was stale so probably not

and your breads gonna tste kinda funny

tHTAT'S PRETTY

SKYRIM IS PRETTY

Noice

AESHTETIC

I CAN TYPE I SWEAR

straight up

r U havin' a stroke?

mE VISION KEEPS BLURRING

I wanna go somepe similar to skyrim, take up residency in n bandoned castle. spruce it up

go to europe

and then pretend im a ghost haunting it when visitor come

they have random "castles"

tHAT SKY THO

SCREEN SHOTS. NICE. GOOD CHOICE

I dont want [castles] I want C A S T L E S

we all have dreams

sweet dreams are made of thiiissss

My dream is to be able to spell astetic

who am i to disagree

you men bees

Asthmatic

mean*

travel the world and the seven seas

Jesus Christ

aesthetic?

Yes that one!

antsthetic

I wanna lick the sugar candy in the sky

Aesthetic !!

antstetic?antstatic?ant static

aunt stacy

A e s t h e t I c

that sounds like something Ant-Man would say

sunnylantern gets it = w=

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUND UN DUN DUN ANT MAAAAANNN H A

Why is that corpse thiccer then I am

duran duran hungry like the wolf

wait, I missed the corpse

we have to go back for the corpse

go back for the corpse, tho

leave NO man behind

you mean jeky

jerky*

no it's jeky

nO

okay, I thought I saw a shadow back there and it looked like a werewolf

we do not waste jerky

Bacon

Mmmmm Bacon....

bc u cannibals wanna eat them

it might have been

don't waste good meat

jfc

Meat is meat

meat is meat. yes

they dead they don't care

exactly

bacon is delicious as hell

MEAT MEAT MEAT

HEATHENS

sos jerky

ALL OF U

U'R A HEATHEN 2 DON'T PLAY COY

scuse you - were pagan

i'm an angel

sounds fake

idk what ur talking about

wOW

it does sound fake

Im pure so I mean

We're all heathens

sounds fake

we're all heathens yes

all my friends are heathens

take it slow

take it slow

(twenty one pilots voice) all my friends are heathens-GDI

TOO SLOW.

TAKE IT SLOW

LMAO

wait for them to ask u who u kno

please don't make

i forgot the damn lyrics

any sudden moves

any sudden moves

AAYY

pfffbbbbt

u don't know the half of the abuse

Y’all remember all that smh

XD

hell yeah man

it catchy

Can’t even remember my middle name

s AM E

same

adopt a child. it's time

tbh - replace remembering our names with more important infrmation, like musical lyrics...people use those alot

my middle name is simple as heck. it's only 3 letters

adopting children usually doesn't go well; just look at doug

dic

Hige. No.

ann

but

No

Mine is four and yet :->

dick:smiley:

mine is 5 letters

NO. Dicks.

mINE IS FOUR

yep, that's my middle name. u caught me

mines four too

Ahsjdjdjd

Maybe we all have the same middle name

i'm Liz Dick now

LMAO

Liz dick taylor

'cause we all have the same middle name

has a nice flow

it does doesn't it?

not me

i'm proud of my name

mine is 3 letters

naw. it's Dick now

its four now

Nope, it three

FINE. Dic

ass

U CAN BE THE HALF SSED DIC

there u go

Hjssjjs

oh yeaaaa

sounds like that's yours, isa

OOOHHH

wow

DANG

: )

SNAP

isa ass

isass

has a ring

ees ass

isa sass

Eat a ss

thees assthesis

isa's ass

prometheous

you're all terrible

w he e z e s

WHERE DO U GET THAT. FROM ISA ASS.

rhymes with thesis

prometheass

that name makes me uncomfortable

I want that as my new name

hahahahahah

Prod the a sa

i blame the movie and all the movies that's connected to that one. I get nightmares

don't worry i'll protect you

really tho, me middle name means darling in french so

aren't u special

i'm an angel

meanie

all of u can fight me

u'r an angle, isa

ur no angel, isa

My middle name is from my great grandmother

I was named aftar a slutty country singer. and a car

PHHHHTTTT

i was named after *no one*

a car and a country singer. fuck me

my middle name is Spanish

lucky

QUESO

i'm hispanic and my middle name ain't hispanic :confused:

UR MIDDLE NAME IS QUESO

THREE LETTERS, HIGE

KSO

3 LETTERS, HIGE

osHIT

I'm hispanic and all my names be hispanic

THAT HAPPENED

the kink cavern

the falling cavern

u and deak gonna kink it up in here

WHy

wait ....still children in this. nvm

because it's expected

Looks like stds grow there ngl

deak is a child. cover his eyes

WH A T. WHERE DID THAT GO TO. WHY IT COLLAPSE JUST NOW

See that’s the stds falling from the roof

you guys are behind me, my gosh. that happened like 10 seconds ago

too much sex in this ramshackle place

No one cleans that place

no one needs to. don't get paid enough for that shit

its the jizz....it gets between the cracks and degrades the foundation

between teh /cracks/

KEK

Can’t people f uck in the bed like normal humans

naw son. too vanilla, they get bored

i

omg

wow

Back in my day we used beds and called it woohoo

this is not SIMS

back in my day, we got in bed and wrestled

i'M CR YGIN

AGSHDJSJ that’s where all my sex ed comes from shdjsjd

Back in my day we fucked on the floor like REAL MEN

WHOA NOW. CALM URSELF

COVER THINE EYES, CHILDREN

Crying my lord

I'M TOO ACE FOR THIS

YOU BETTER BE PRAYIN TO UR LORD AND NOT CRYIN

back in my day, we walked 4 miles with ONE FUCKIN' SHOE

relatable

and we shared between 5 of us

Through the snow

ok but same

bc I ate the other shoe

gdi hige

hige thought it was jerky

I did

it was jerky

Must of burnt it

Anything chewy nd tough is jerky

ye bro. learn from hige

...skin?

def

ye

n o

y e

skin is the jerkiest of all

And I’m the one that needs to pray

and the people are jerky, too 'cause they're jerks sometimes

Take the pot

smoke the pot

^^^^to both

I mean-cogh

dO NOT SMOKE THE POT. JFC HIGE

taste the pot

smell the pot

be the pot

BE the pot, yep

be the pot

It’s pn legal now

why are you HERE

smoke that khajiit drug thing

why did you come back to the kink dungeon

DO IT

we're all pots now

i'm a potu'r a pot

we're all pots

or drink it, i don't remember what it is

moonshine

Does the room smell like pot?

I put a pot on me head and nw im a pot head

. . .

IT'S ALL OGRE NOW

I...

y did u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

wait wrong reference

NO

-leaves-

That’s a bad ref

i h8 isa

whe ez e s

Nasty

i'ms or ry

Talk about HEATHEN

go sit in the corner and think about what u've done

u'r no angel

they cant, the corners are mine. all of them

fuckin' share

u already knew this, liz

i did

I Still remember that video like tbwas uesterdyayb

lucifer was an angel too

Was

yesterday

T'was

luifer is still pretty hot I hear

Gdi

SHUT UP

-eye brow wiggle-

omg

hoNHON

EIFFEL TOWER

ur banned from my next stream, hige

BAGUETTE

NO TEW2 FOR YOU

EIFFEL TOWER

NO. PLS. ILL BE GOOD

BAGUETTE

The Eiffel Tower reminds me of something else but idk why

B A N N E D

ILL CALL YOU MASTER AND WEAR A SHOCK COLLAR AND EVERYTHING

goodbye hige

PLS

doug's got that eiffel tower dick. bye

-pBFT

that pill dick

Hm.

i'll see myself out

more like

Wait was there an anime with an Eiffel Tower :thinking:

there was a show with an eiffel tower. and a lady bug,and a cat, and moths

chaat noir

it was cray

Miraculous Ladybug

Nah thinking of something ten times as traumatizing

wow u guys got it

sCREAMS

y that

o 3 o

sCREAMS TOO

But it might of just been a Tower

I watch it every now and then

are u sacrificing deak to the old gods

and the new

the new season?

gotta go fast. gotta go fast

Are u making jerky

OH new gods

gOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FF -FF-F-F-F-F-FASTER

honey you've got a big storm comin'

SANIC X

I was singing that during one of my streams

u didnt stutter over the Faster part. it doesnt count

I did tho

i have to go make jerky

this music still makes me think of South Park Stick of Truth

pats gently

Sleep is for the weak

And i. Am v weak

whimps. sleep is for the dead

grnted. we are all very dead inside already so....

Guess y’all better get me a coffin then cause imma be sleep in an hour probs. Maybe two. Depends on how much my dog wants to piss me off tonight

SCREAMS THO I FINALLY GOT A FIRE STARTED AND IT CRASHED

LMAO

Rip fire

RIP KIT

no fire

It burned too bright

only suffering

tiger tiger burning bright

Face the dark and cold like a dragon

fuckin capitilism

U can do it kit. Build that fire

How do u skill up in camping ?

Desk looks short.

Deak*

no. hes desk now

he's always been desk

your kindling loks like dog turds

They do I know my dog turds

ive stepped in enough dog shit to know my turds

I’ve picked up enough dog crap to know mine

baaah

Except those look like old ones. All cold and dried out

why do u need the fire anyway

Warmth, light, happiness

DEAK WAS STRANGLING A RAT BEFORE IT CRASHED

Yuh oh

I HEARD ITS LIL ANGRY RAT SOUNDS

The rat crashed the game to live

Rat god

rat ruh raggy

Why kill a werewolf when u can date kne

This little meter shows wet and cold. Gotta keep em down.

thats bswe all know lavis always wet bc hes a horny rabbit

IAHSJSJSJS

I mean u know rabbits...

Wear a coat and u will be warm

gotta hump like theres no tomorrow

Sex keeps u warm..I think

Actually I don’t know:thinking:

id imagine to bodies that sit at 98 degrees F while doing nthing get pretty hot when pressed together and doing activities that raise your blod pressure

thats like a 400 degree sauna right there if my maths right. pretty toasty

....that makes me wanna never do anything cause Thats HOT

goodsex is bad - its how babies are made and we dont want none of that

Condoms are a thing

so are holes and accidents

Ajsjsjsj being gay means no babies

Why do u think Im here

W o w

U

bruh

They’re happy accidents

Tru, Hays where the other half of my sex ed comes in. One half is sims the other is p orn

they are good teachers. pornhub is good to us

Yeah on what not to do I found some kessed up stuff. That’s where I found that shrek video

Spongeknob squarenuts

I can honestly say I have seen worse. Anime p orn is another layer of hell

And then there were three

Wow what a cool dog

THE THREE AMIGOS. THE THREE MUSKETEERS. NOW WITH LESS BLACK SPOTS. or was that treasure island-squints-

That was treasure island

Wood looks so crunchy

I read moby dick, the three musketeers, treasure island, huckleberry fin, tom sawyer and a few others but. fuck me if I remember them in their entirety

I read that as “I read my dick” and I was very concerned

wood - the original forbidden fruit

DEAK GT TURBERCULOSIS

Is that a naked man

prbsi mean this is sex dungeon

My god. Worst kink

why two lil kids re crwling around it giving themselves aids is beyound me

This is the least sexy sex dungeon let’s be real here. No mood lighting, cold. No r and b music. Where’s the pizzazz

maybe they played music on the bones

Yeah cause that’s sexy//

it is if ur a skeleton fucker in the undertale fandom

Do NOT. I have nightmares about that fandom

I can no longer look at a naked anatomical skeleton in all casual and comfort anymore

Wow really just moved the money for that gold

Honestly seeing them with dicks that are blue and glowing is just. V bad. I have seen so many things. and every time I see an actual factual human skeleton now. its all I see

I’m glad are the men here in this dungeon are napping so well

and I am very uncomfortable with naked skeletons

Aren’t all.:.skeletons naked ?

Guess they are wearing skin...

Deaks hair is Cheeto colored which is honest such a look:tm: you rub your hand through deaks hair. your fingers come back stained with neon orange dust

Cheeto dandruff

whose playin the meat sticks again

what

i heard the meaty slaps

i still hear them

alright. go gather your quotes you quote whore

[vishnya-azraq]

Garnet, Lapis Lazuli, Mayor Dewey, Cookie Cat, Rainbow Quartz, Sour Cream, Kofi, and Archimicarus ^^

Omg. How long has this ask  been there I’m sorry

I actually tried to answer it but my computer crashed at the end and I got mad like a child

Garnet: What are your relationship goals? 

Just…trust and understanding. Oh yeah and being with someone that can take my problems seriously because tbh having spent a big part of my life being made fun of because of that is annoying. But I mean, that’s the basics, I’ve never been in a relationship so I don’t really know lmao

Lapis Lazuli: Which element would you control?

oH BOI i love this question

Actually lemme answer with an old drawing of my persona

I don’t remember when I did that but it was probably almost 2 years ago or something, idk.

Just to tell ya that I’d fucking love to control earth, and especially plants.

I gave that power to myself like, 6 years ago ??? And I never changed. I fucking love plants. It legit doesn’t make any sense with my character but I don’t care, I won’t change this part :d:d:d

Mayor Dewey: What’s your position on the political compass?

Uh, I did the test and tried my best to answer the questions correctly (was kinda hard I admit with some questions I could barely understand) and I got that :

And,,, I guess that’s good ? I mean I don’t understand shit to politics but I seem to be in the best part of this thing ?

Cookie Cat: Do you miss any discontinued products?

YES !!!

I actually remember two products right now, even tho there may be more I hope I won’t remember so I won’t cry in the corner because I’ll never get to see them again.

The first one is an infusion I used to drink a lot as a kid (around 10 or something, maybe a lil’ more). That was called “Carribean” and it was an exotic fruits and flowers flavor that was so fucking sweet. I was looking for it a few months ago when I remembered its existence and found nothing, just to discover while doing a google search that it was discontinued several years ago.

I found a brand who makes the flavor but it’s not the same. This one is sour when the other one was sweet.

The second one was a type of chocolate cereals. The brand (Chocapic) usually makes chocolate corn flakes (I don’t even know if it can be called “chocolate corn flakes” but I always called it like that so whatever) and once they made chocolate corn flakes mixed with huge chocolate chips and I loved this.

Just, look at this and dare tell me this doesn’t look fucking delicious.

Rainbow Quartz: Something you love to show off?

Ok, prepare for a long text. You’ve been warned, lol.

Here goes : The fact that I have a kickin’ 27 months old mouse.

I mean that may sound weird but, honestly, I got so much means comments saying I should never get mice again, that I was mistreating them, that it shouldn’t be normal that I lose so much pets (fact : statistically, the more pets you adopt, the more pets you’ll see go. But people doesn’t seem to understand this basic sentence *shrugs*), that it was my fault, and I kinda became mad and salty about it because it affects me a lot and I started to believe it and become paranoid about how I take care of them. All this time, I was scared for everything and anything (having anxiety doesn’t help), and everytime was feeling guilty even tho I did nothing wrong, just because people were being jerks.

And now I see that I have this disabled mouse I adopted in the middle of 2016 who’s probably the pet I got that had the worst life before (the actual real definition of being mistreated. Y’know, small cage, no food, toxic bedding, left alone with another male mouse who…destroyed him), just having a good life in his huge cage, running like he’s a baby (especially with almost non functionning back legs). Despite, like, being old. That’s not very very old, but usually mice are spending more time doing nothing at this age, not climbing, running and playing.

I don’t know if I’m showing off or if I’m just very proud of him. Maybe both (I mean I wrote all this about him and how it’s so cool how old he is) ? Idk but I’m glad he’s still fine. He’s getting the life he deserves and itt gives me a lot of confidence tbh and now seeing actual mouse lovers telling me that “At this age, if this disabled, one-eyed mouse is still acting like nothing’s wrong, he will probably be there for a while. And for a two years old he has a beautiful fur” makes me happy.

My Dipstick is basically flipping all these mean people off and that’s cool. I could also show your recents photos of this lil’ rascal but none of them are decent because he moves too fast ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I could have spared you this whole text by just showing off with my chullo hat. But I mean I love my mouse more that this hat lmao

Sour Cream: Invent a new food-related nickname for yourself.

I am…The Coffee monster. I spend money on coffee like someone who actually has money

This is stupid. Also works with tea,,,ok it works 10x better with tea

I could also use “Ifeedmyselfwithcereals24/7”boy or “Ifuckinglovemozarella”man tho.

Don‘t call me like that

Kofi: Ever had an item special to you that got broken?

My whole childhood was made of special items being broken

Ok said like that it sounds really edgy and sad but it’s…unfortunately close to reality

Having a dad with anger issues who thinks he owns everything and do whatever he wants made me loose (non-exhaustive list)

My DS Lite

A whole conputer with game projects in it

Hundreds of drawing

My first pokemon cards collection

Dozens of goodies (yes, counts as special item when you’re a huge fanboy like me who just loves to custom his room with plushes. loosing that if heartbreaking)

Several games

Oh yeah, and a Rayman figure. Ok this time it was not on purpose my parents just threw it out thinking it was useless but man, that’s one of the only goodies you can find of this game and it was made when I was 3 (ok add that to the discontinued products)

I also lost a fossil I found as a kid and lovedand several memory cards with lots of photos in them. I could find them again except one I lost  years ago.

Gosh I lost so much special stuff this whole text is fucking depressing sorry

Archimicarus: Top 10 fav fictional characters?

The list probably won’t be in order  and messy because I actually can’t get to choose so here goes

Peridot (H O W  S U R P R I S I N G)

Tweek Tweak (or Kenny, I kinda love them both equally. Tweek is more relatable tho. I could actually put severak SP (and prob SU) characters but will shut up, lmfao)

Sans (or Papyrus. You see, when I tell you I’m bad at choosing fjfhr)

Dipper Pines (I could put Mabel too, but Dipper, like Tweek, gets the relatable bonus)

Rayman (200% chilhood bonus. He’s funny and has goddamn helicopter powers anyway)

Miles Tails Prower (GETS THE CUTENESS AND CHILDHOOD BONUS. I ALWAYS FUCKING LOVED THIS FOX AND ALWAYS WILL and the helipower again)

Darwin Watterson (He’s adorable. Don’t deny this)

Rick Sanchez (he’s an asshole but gets the good character, science and funny points.)

Bart Simpson (I stopped watching The Simpsons a while ago because I completely lost track but this kid has been one of my fav cartoon characters since I’m a kid myself so he rightfully deserves his place in this list)

Kumatora (from Mother 3. I never finished the game but I fucking love the character)

As said before, the order could be completely different, I just wrote them in the order they came in mind.

Although the first two would probably not move.

Ok I’m sorry for answering that probably months later I rarely used my computer and checking my inbox on my phone is discouraging :d

[lucyferthecatx]

it’s headcanons time !!!!

are ya ready, kids ?? wow this has taken me too long rIP

LORNA:

She’s dreamy af

has the shadow friends from the other side, but she generally just tells them about her day and what the weather is like

very slowmoving, almost sloth like. animals like her cause she’s so calm and slow that they can just land on her

speaks soooooo slow. very breathy voice, kind of low. just a hint of a southern accent if you listen hard enough.

she does card readings, but she likes something in return. it’s really never anything big though. just bring her a knick knack of some sort or even like a pinecone you found.

genuinely very good at sleight of hand, but usually nothing holds her attention long enough for her to want to steal it.

got a cute little top hat that she will wear if she feels like it.

she’s highkey in love with the idea with love. loves falling in love and loves others falling in love. fucks around with love potions when she’s bored.

CHERRY:

long af. Like, this girl is LANKY

never seen without some cherry red lipstick. it’s her signature color.

on the topic of red, has a dark red leather jacket that she coordinates all her outfits to go with.

stupidly temperamental, will fight anyone who pisses her off.

was always the runt of the pack, and was super small as a kid. still tried to fight everything even though she was tiny.

once got her growth spurt in middle school and shot up like a tree.

her wolf is still tiny and it pisses her off.

she got petty once boys started noticing her in middle school once she stopped looking like a gremlin. would flirt with boys just to turn them down later.

such a heartbreaker she’s honestly awful.

actually fairly smart, but loves getting boys to fall in love with her and do her homework for her so she never really applies herself in school

RONAN:

y’all know him this will be shorter

known throughout ingary as ruinous ronan

quite possibly more of a flirt than howl as he does go after double the amount of people.

ronan don’t stop at just girls. pfft.

he shares his parents powers

he’s can speak things to life, and has some degree of sorcery like howl

cAN CHANGE SHAPES AND CATS ARE HIS FAVORITE

he also got some fancy ass jackets tbh

never has natural colored hair ( it’s blue grey hair rn we took a poll )

URSA:

very quiet, and highkey an awkward and anxious bean

loves adventuring and finding and exploring new places

she has her very own mystery journals that she’s writing

has a shitty polaroid camera and she takes pictures with to recreate the mysterious look the original journal has

asks for permission before she puts anyone in her journal. will write anecdotes and keep them on the side until she gets to ask them.

if she finds something interesting while gallivanting through the woods, fully expect her to talk about it at a mile a minute for the next few days probs. 

she will hunt for creatures but will be terrified the entire time. loves the occasions where she stumbles upon cute critters, but will squeal and run if she finds some that aren’t so nice

has an impressive collection of fun sweaters that she got as a gift from aunt mabel

TAKAKO:

she a river spirit!!

okay i’ve had her in mind for the longest time tbh, but basically haku isn’t technically her dad

as haku’s river still flows in japan, the apartment it’s under was demolished

because of the disturbance, the water split off into a second, smaller river.

which equaled into takako!! she’s the spirit of the takako river and she considered haku he father cause he’s the one she stems from.

she reflects the state of her river

sometimes she’ll find wrappers in her hair and she gets pissy cause she knows someone was littering ( there a plot here asjkdasdj if anyone is interested lmAO )

will absolutely fight someone if she sees them mistreating the earth, especially bodies of water

she’s an apprentice under zeniba so she’s learning magic, but she’s in auradon as an assignment to learn about human ways

acts high and mighty, but pls someone knock her off her high horse

LULU:

he’s....he’s really just star if star was a dude

his motto: fuck gender normatives tbh

loves skirts, and dresses, and bows, and cargo shorts, and leather jackets. wears whatever the fuck he wants tbh

gets teased for the way he dresses but doesn’t actually notice it. thinks it’s just a joke

“what a pussy” “thanKS I LOVE CATS!!!1!!1!”

he’s got long legs, skirts look great on him and he knows it

inherited the wand from his mom

his mom just watched with not at all concealed glee while his grandparents sighed and hoped it wouldn’t be as bad as star

truly disastrous results from the wand on occasion, but he tries his best to fix it

took to karate. he’s okay at best but he can hold his own so it’s okay

MARCELLUS:

what a badass tbh

wears suits all the time. never looks anything less than immaculate

has these big ass glossy horns that he usually glamours. don’t fuck with him if he’s not bothering to cover them, because usually he’s covering them for other people’s sake.

also part of the protect the isle kid squad

not one for getting his hands dirty. would rather some minion do the dirty work for him

not that he can’t, he’s just much more of an overseer.

prefers to sit back and watch the consequences of his actions unfold.

loves playing mind games, especially with unsuspecting little mortals.

will get sit in the black tower to fuck around with drunk people.

has a bit of a soft spot for those in need, but usually only when they’re from the isle

biggest soft spot is for his sisters

CASSANDRA:

dresses way less gaudy than her mother

looks good at all times, but tries to draw less attention to herself

lowkey spoiled but doesn’t flaunt it much

indifferent af

at least...she tries to be

when she was younger, a voodoo priestess tried to kidnap her to get back at her grandfather

since then, she’d be terrified of magic.

has a general disliking for isle kids, but mostly because a lot of them are magical in some way

she straight up fucking hates magic, but because it’s been used against her and she has no way to protect herself.

avoids lorna like the plague.

small part of her wishes the isle kids would be sent back, but she doesn’t try and make it happen

goes out of her way to avoid them though

will panic around magic. might actually cry.

REYNA:

cold af

she legit gives zero fucks about anyone other than her sister and the members of the girl gang (pLS)

poker face at all times. could probably stab herself in the eye and show about the same discomfort as if she was pulling a hangnail

lowkey did not think this through, but her color is also red lmao

her powers are red, and her superpower manifested as disintegration. usually concentrated to just her hands, she can cause things ( and people yikes ) to disintegrate under her touch

as the oldest of their little gang, holds herself accountable for the safety of the others.

still prefers to take the moral high ground. doesn’t actually want to kill anyone. ( there’s a small part of her that wonders if she should be a hero like her mother could have been but ultimately sticks to villany )

doesn’t actually believe she could be a hero with powers like hers

WYATT:

okAY so tbh she was just a little girl in an orphanage in New York before casey and april adopted her

they adopted her when she was around ten years old and she’s been super thankful ever since

basically a new york street rat she’s so quick on her feet

legit so good at hockey, and that was since before casey showed up

loves journalism, but doesn’t like the restraints she would have if she worked for an actual news company like her mama. hence the vlog tbh

skater kid. her vlog started off as one of those skateboarding tricks channels lmaO

a soft, squishy human except she’s casey’s daughter so probably could kick your ass

always has her camera on her. probably films at really inopportune moments. 

got mountains of blackmail against people if she ever chose to use those accident shots she got

wants to work on actual films someday, maybe as a director

[call-me-elizabum]

All the asks~!

1) What images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpapers?

Laptop -

Phone (For those wondering its @thedevilandhisfiddleofgold (Not sorry cause youre making me do this xD))

2) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 

I have actually xD I think it was my health teacher in middle school xD

3) What was your last text message? 

“Ok” and it was to my mom

4) What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

Hopefully still living in a city doing a job that I love

5) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

I’m pretty content where I am rn but if I had to pick somewhere it would prob be like a bookstore or something

6) What was your coolest Halloween costume?

As a cosplayer I have been the same costume the past 3 years so if that means anything about my costumes IDK what does. It would prob be my Graverobber costume I threw together in like a day

7) What was your favorite 90s show?

The Nanny

8) Who was your last kiss?

HA this is funny xD

9) Have you ever been stood up?

Nope

10) Favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie monster (Its from an ice cream stand like 10 minutes from me. It’s a blue ice cream thats cookies and cream and cookie dough)

11) Have you been to Las Vegas?

I’ve never left the Northeast of the US so the answer is no

12) Your favorite pair of shoes?

My brown ankle boots uwu

13) Honestly, have you ever cheated on your significant other? 

Nope but my ex from freshman year almost cheated on me with my best friend at the time (she turned him down cause she was a good friend xD)

14) What is your favorite fruit?

Grapes 

15) Have you talked to anyone on tumblr that you could see yourself dating/having sex with? If possible?

Nope!

16) Are you into hookups? Short or long term relationships?

Considering im on the aromantic/asexual spectrum... nope.

17) Do you smoke? If so, what?

Nah, My lungs would kill me if I tried (Asthma is great)

18) What do you do to get over your anger?

I play animal crossing and kinda just vent on tumblr

19) Do you believe in God?

Nope!

20) Does the person you're in love with know it?

I’m not in love with anyone RN

21) Favorite position?

Skip

22) What's your horoscope sign?

Aquarius! 

23) Your fears?

Skip

24) How many pets do you have? What kind?

Okay get ready, I have 1 dog... and like 9 cats

25) What never fails to turn you on?

Skip

26) Your idea of a perfect first date?

Something both of us enjoy doing that is worth whatever price it may be. Preferably something inexpensive where we can talk TBH.

27) What is something most people don't know about you?

I have 93 hours in sims 4 (I’ve only had the game since the end of January)... Also, I collect porcelain dolls cause I have loved them since i was a little kid

28) What makes you feel the happiest?

Seeing the people I love and seeing them have fun/doing something they enjoy

29) What store do you shop at most often?

I don’t shop enough to have a store I shop at often (Although it would prob be Newbury Comics)

30) How do you feel about oral? Giving and/or receiving?

As long as their clean I could give or take TBH (Keep in mind I have never done anything close to it xD)

31) Do you believe in karma?

Yes, 100%

32) Are you single?

Yup! 

33) Do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize?

Candy because I can actually eat it xD

34) Are you a good swimmer?

I think so, considering I had tested into the deep end last year during swimming (With like half the swim team but I decided to swim in the middle xD)

35) Coffee or Tea?

Neither TBH

36) Online shopping or shopping in person?

Shopping in person. I have such an awkward body shape I need to try things on

37) Would you rather be older or younger than your current age?

I would wanna be older (Like 22) because that would be just old enough to do the things I would wanna do even though I don’t plan on drinking

38) Cats or Dogs?

Cats but dogs are a close second

39) Are you a competitive person?

Depending on what the competition is for xD

40) Do you believe in aliens?

Yee boy

41) Do you like dancing?

I only danced for 14 years.. Nah I don’t like dancing at all

42) What kind of music to you listen to?

Musical Theater, Indie and Pop Punk

43) What is your favorite cartoon character?

I have too many to name TBH

44) Where are you from?

Massachusetts!

45) Eat at home or eat out?

Eat at Home unless I don’t have anything I like

46) How much more social are you when you're drunk?

N/A

47) What was the last thing you bought for yourself?

A Bathbomb from Lush (Intergalactic)

48) Why do you think your followers follow you?

I have no idea TBH. Why do you guys follow me??

49) How many hours do you sleep at night?

Like 5 hours or so

50) What worries you most about the future?

Finding a well paying job in my major

51) If you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends?

Pretty long I’d like to think xD

52) Are you happy with yourself?

Meh not really if Im being honest

53) What do you wish you didn't know?

N/A

54) What big lesson could people learn from your life?

COMMUNICATION IS A THING THAT WORKS

55) If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

Marcos house from SVTFOE cause its a nice house (Plus stars room is great)

56) What's your favorite Website?

Youtube and Tumblr xD

57) What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?

Biting my nails! I would always bite them but now I have like 3 nails I can see from the back of my hand and its amazing

58) What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

Cape Cod (It was still a day trip cause MA is small)

59) What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?

I saw a thick jacket (I wanted to get for a cosplay but it was so thick I wouldve sweat so much) for like $15

60) What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

Chicken Fingers (Im picky AF)

61) If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

Dakota (I’m basic xD)

62) If you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be?

Anything science related

63) Favorite kind of chips?

Doritos!

64) Favorite kind of sandwich?

fluffernutter! (See: Massachusetts state sandwich)

65) Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

Since I’ve been in college, a Thesaurus

66) Have you ever been stung by a bee?

No and I wanna keep it that way

67) What's your favorite form of exercise?

Dancing

68) Are you afraid of heights?

No but I’m afraid of falling from them

69) What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?

My knitting class I took last semester cause the professor was rly nice and didnt care if we finished our work as long as we had something to show for us learning.

70) What's your favorite breakfast?

I dont usually eat breakfast but I love hashbrowns

71) Do you like guacamole?

Nope! Once again im super picky

72) Have you ever been in a physical fight?

Have you seen me? The answer is no

73) What/who are you thinking about right now?

How much Dear Evan Hansen is making me cry RN (I’m listening to it as Im typing this)

74) Do you like cuddling?

Only if I’m really close to the person

75) Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?

Who isn’t?

76) Have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears?

It’s a thing I have experienced too many times to be healthy

77) Favorite city you've been to?

Boston. I love it so much and would gladly go any day

78) Would you break the law to save a family member?

Depends on the family member xD

79) Talk about an embarrassing moment?

Do you mean: my life?

80) Are there any causes you strongly believe in? 

Funding Planned Parenthood, Basically anything Trump is against TBH xD

81) What's the worst injury you've ever had? 

I’ve broken the growth plate on both of my feet and when I broke my right growth plate i almost needed surgery to fix it because it was healing so slowly

82) Favorite day of the week?

Fridays

83) Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?

For the most part yes. I won’t judge kinks and would be willing to try a handful of them.

84) How do you feel about porn?

Could give or take TBH. My life wouldn’t change much if it didnt exist

85) Which living celebrity would you like to know?

Lin-Manuel Miranda xD

86) Who was your hottest ex?

Neither of them. They were both lowkey unattractive.

87) Do you want/have kids?

Nope! If the person I’m with wants kids, they can carry if they are able to or adopt cause no kid is gonna grow in my uterus

88) Has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you?

Nah

89) Do you get easily distracted?

Yeah xD I’ve stopped answering these a few times cause something distracted me

90) Ass or titties?

Titties cause I can use them as pillows and not worry about getting stinkbombed xD

91) What is your favorite word?

Legit or if you want a phrase TBH

92) How do you feel about tattoos?

I want them so I dont look at anyone differently cause they have tattoos

93) Do you have any pets?

Wasn’t this a question like 80 questions ago??

94) How tall are you? 

5 foot 10 inches!

95) How old are you?

I’m only 19 but my mind is older! (Sorry had to throw Ham in)

96) 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?

My eyes, My hair and thats it xD

97) Is there anything you're really passionate about?

Musicals xD

98) Do you have trust issues?

Not really

99) Do you believe in love at first sight?

Not one bit

100) What are some words that you live by? Why?

N/A

[toschestation-archive]

1 -15 ! 💗

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

oH MAN THIS IS HARD CUZ LIKE.IM A CORNY ASS PERSON WHO WOULD LEGIT BE DOWN FOR ANYTHING WITH THE RIGHT PERSON SFJKSAHS. but like. the absolute dream is like a...kind of city stroll??? aT NIGHT??? like we could walk down the street and go grab coffee or something like that and then sit on a park bench and talk abt life until we’re tired as hell!!!!

2. whats your “type”

ohsfasdjkfhaefyg okay so like...man this one’s hard too but hm. idk i love ppl with cute hair¿¿¿??? asdjkhdjs like...people who ROCK their hair askjfasdh in any way. i lov sad looking eyes idk why. also people with glasses dfksdidk i just love a lot of different things on totally different ppl sdlfhsaflasjf

3. do you want kids?

I DON’T KNOW!!!! i mean. i rly don’t know yet dgkhdfjfd

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

i’ll probs have to cuz i definitely DON’T want to ever get pregnant djkfhsdj

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

oh my god i’ve been in like three(four?) cute dates so far but the winner’s always the first one ever aka when my best friend/ boyfriend to be took me to the movies (where we saw DIE HARD 5 kasdfhaksdjfhsdj) and yeah it was like a super cute experience skdfhsd after the movie. it was the cheesiest thing cuz there were these cute little tables outside the theater and we were like okay this is happening, we’re doing this sajfhs and my boy was nervous as shit. SUDDENLY, A DUDE STEPS IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE AND ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS TO GET ME FLOWERS. THE DUDE HAD LIKE THREE DIFFERENT SIZED BOUQUETS AND HE WAS JUST LIKE AAAAA ASDKFJHASDJKFS SO IN THE END HE GOT ME THE MEDIUM ONE AND I WAS SO HAPPY I WAS LIKE YO. WE HAVE TO TELL OUR FRIENDS.

AND HE’S LIKE YUP TOTALLY THIS HAS GOT TO BE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, SO HE PULLS OUT HIS TINY PHONE AND STARTS DIALING HIS PALS. HE CALLED LIKE THREE OF THEM AND TOLD THEM STUFF LIKE “WE’RE TOGETHER” ASDKFJHSKFJSDH AND I COULD HEAR EM CHEERING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LINE GOD IT WAS THE CUTEST!!!!!! 

the nicest thing of it all is that all that jazz happened in middle school sdafjkhsdfajksdfhsd, we met in 2012 and started dating in 2013, and yeah about two months into that relationship i was like yo im 12 and tbh i think i’d rly like to keep u as a friend for now. AND TO BE HONEST IT’S PROBABLY THE BEST RELATIONSHIP DECISION I’VE MADE IN MY LIFE. CUZ IT’S 2018, WE LIVE MORE THAN A THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, AND WE’RE STILL BEST FRICKIN FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

i haVEN’T YET DFSGJDFJ

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

NIGHT TIME GAY ALL THE WAY!!!

8. opinion on nap dates?

LOVE THEM OH MY GOD!!!!! i once napped with my ex gf and it was. one of the best experiences i’ve lived.

9. opinion on brown eyes?

LOVE THEM ADORE THEM EMBRACE THEM CUZ MINE ARE BROWN TOO ASHDFJS BUT!!! YEAH!!! TOTALLY AMAZING!

10. dog gay or cat gay?

ahhh don’t make me choose kdfhsadkj BOTH

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

TOTALLY DGHSDJDFH as long as they’re like. legal pets AND they take good care and love em im good!!!!!

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

oh boy. any red flag like high jealousy or possessiveness, or homophobia or any kind of shit like that. i was abt to date this boy last year but like god. i found out he was a huuuuuuge racist and like a massive massive asshole who didn’t know shit about...respecting women that weren’t. attractive or smart or “at his level” and god...ew. any person like THAT can go to hell.

13. what is a misconception you had about lgbt people before you realized you were one?

hm. i didn’t really know much about the community before i realized i was part of it. i was so out of touch with it cuz in my family we didn’t talk about it. and it took me about four years to fully come to terms with my sexuality. 

tbh i didn’t even know what labels were and at first i was rly dumb cuz i was like hello i dk im totally not straight cuz the only person i’ve fallen in love with so far has been a girl and tbh i wanna do it again fkjasdhf BUT i still like boys and wanna love boys too so i guess??? im bi??? but then i was like hm but like i rly don’t give a shit about gender so i guess im pan??? and then last year i decided i wanted to come out. and i wanted to adopt a label i was fully fully comfortable with and one that was easy for ppl to understand and for me to explain. so i chose to come out as bi to my dad.

and ever since, i’ve felt so so so happy with this label and idk. free. so i guess yeah the biggest misconception i’ve ever had is that bi ppl are only attracted to two genders sdfgjshJDSHF WHICH IS TOTAL BONKERS!!!!!!! 

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

oh dear. don’t feel bad for being gay lmao there’s absolutely NO THING wrong with it. no matter what u see or hear or what people try to convince you of. it’s gonna be okay and one day you’ll be proud of who you are and you’ll be comfortable in ur own skin and self enough for you to shine and help ppl feel that too!!!!!!!!

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

eJSDHFASJ yeah im kinda. more...strict with dudes dfkjsdfasdf like i don’t have a type but im strict-er asdkfhsd and with gals and nb people my brain rly chooses for me so jskfhkasdjfhsdfim!!! like!!! hello yall!!! i love you!!! asdkfjhskajdhfsdjj

gay ask game for gays only

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Chimp trekking (Rwanda retrospective)

After learning so much about its dark recent history, we left Kigali ready to enjoy Rwanda. They call Rwanda the land of a thousand hills but they seem to have miscounted by an order of 10. The scenery is unbelievable and along with New Zealand (and Scotland, obvs) it is easily one of the most beautiful countries we’ve ever visited. It is all verdant hills and valleys, the whole country looks like the set from a King Kong movie.  

Our first stop out of Kigali (pronounced Chigali .. don’t want you embarrassing yourself with mispronunciation when you go) was Nungwe Forest. The first big plus of Nungwe was the first time in 6 weeks we hadn’t been disgustingly sweaty...it was really nice to have reprieve from the heat and give our sweat glands a well deserved break.  

We arrived there and went to the national parks office where a man did a terrible job, in both French and English, of explaining to us the different hikes and accommodation on offer. We booked various stuff by basically closing our eyes and pointing.

We did two hikes in Nungwe Forest, the first was down a gorge to a lovely waterfall. The funniest thing about this hike was that we were joined by a two women who were half-sisters. One Congolese and the other Rwandan-Italian but raised in Flemish Belgium. The Belgian one referred to her sister as “my ugly half sister” to which the other sister roared with laughter, which seemed slightly odd to us. These two were loud (most people we have met so far have been very reserved) and warm, inviting us to their homes in both the Congo and Belgium, offering to arrange accommodation for us and transport.

Our first hike started and finished in a huge tea plantation, that rolled for miles. Once we finished the hike we noticed a lovely looking series of buildings, our guide told us this was a fancy hotel. So we sauntered over to take a look and perhaps get a post walk drink. The hotel was incredible: a beautiful boutique hotel that wouldn’t have looked out of place in New York nevermind in the middle of a plantation, in the middle of the rain forest, in the middle of Africa. We walked in to this serene place of understated beauty muddy, smelly and loudly. We were as out of place as Julia Robert’s hooker in Pretty Woman going to that fancy store on Rodeo Drive.

The manager quickly appeared and tried to, literally, shoo us away like we were feral cats. Apparently this place didn’t take walk-ins, or just not riff-raff like us. Five metres inside the building and clearly not welcome I was ready to just leave but our two new bolshy friends were having none of it. I watched the hilarious sight of them whirlwind their way through the place screeching about how beautiful it was, taking selfies and loudly asking for brochures whilst being trailed by the polite jobsworth who was losing her rag and pleading for them to leave. In the end she was practically begging them to vacate the building. For information he cost of a stay is over $1000 per night, so probs one for the next trip.  

The main reason to go to Nungwe Forest is for chimp trekking. The only problem is that we didn’t have a car which is required to get you and your guide to the trail head. So we had to find a) other tourists (we hadn’t seen any), b) tourists with a car with space and c) tourists with a car, with space that also wanted to go chimp trekking the next day. We went hunting for mzungus in the other guest house (as there were none in ours). As we were eating lunch two men walk in, our eyes focused on our marks. “Oh hi there” I say in my friendliest brogue, “per chance you don’t happen to be going chimp trekking tomorrow?” Sure enough they were and due to the awesome power of social convention and human politeness they didn’t/couldn’t say no to our request despite clearly wanting to. The next day we woke at 4am to begin our trek. After a bumpy ride we reached the trail head in a different part of the forest.

We start walking through the dense forest and then our guide leads us off the track into the thicket. At this point it feels like a proper adventure as we follow our guide who is making a path using a machete. We are all falling a slipping all over the show when suddenly you start hearing this cacophony of screeches and hoots, unmistakably chimp like. We then find the spotters, a group of guides who had been in the forest since the crack of dawn tracking the chimps.

Prior to the trek I had visions of our interaction, it went something like this: through the mist we see the chimps. Hark! My eyes meet those of the dominant male in an awesome moment of interspecies connection. The chimp realise that I am a particularly sensitive and worthy human and so cautiously (yet determinedly) comes over to me. He climbs upon me and starts grooming me, thereby instantly adopting me into his troop and his newest wife.

Unfortunately it didn’t quite work out like this - the chimps kept their distance and it started raining heavily. So as we got pissed on while watching chimp like silhouettes move through the trees at a not inconsiderable distance. While it may not have been the close encounter that I was hoping for it still was special - particularly hearing the chimps’ squeals and shouts echo through the forest and seeing chimp mamas nurse their babies.

We enjoyed our hike and got back to our accommodation to relax. A snag was that, as a result of the poor explanation of the man in the tourist office (see above), the place we had been staying at was not the best. First off they served the worst food we have ever had the misfortune to consume. The nadir was a plate of vegetarian pasta, how bad could pasta and veg be? On the plus side it did appear to be pasta but the sole vegetable was some kind of green slurge of unknown provenance that was so bitter it resembled vomitus. Needless to say it made us boke. The other feature of this hole was that the en suite toilet (the feature that made us book it) was, to say the least, malfunctioning. Our room was cold, damp room reeked of raw sewage. We moved and the next morning we left Nungwe forest to make our way to Lake Kivu.