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kidge-planet · 1 year ago

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Sorry I don't post as much as I used to in the previous month but huh, my holiday is over and when I get back home, I'm exhausted 🥲 I try to write on my breaks and stuffs but, *abruptly falls asleep*

(nah but fr, someone always come to talk to me on my breaks so basically, I have no time... I will try to do something tonight once I'm done with the things I have to do. I don't promise tho🥸)

#welp #why do I sound like I have a job-#no #i do not have a job #I hope one day im so rich that I can “kidge” all day long☺️#am I crazy?#maybe 🤔

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kenapiece-main · 6 months ago

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

#adhd #autism #Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid #and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem #(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent #i guess? man #i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man

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jakeperalta · 2 days ago

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saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

#1356 likes on the original comment 😐😐😐#i fear i am perpetuating the stereotype by being the half of my relationship that can't drive #but that is not because i am a woman doing my pink job it is because i have anxiety 😀#talking

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

#safety wizard #wizard #Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!

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morphoticspaceasura · 1 month ago

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I have made an unwise financial decision

What games are good on ps2?

This includes ps1 games

#ps2 games #playstation #I spent too much money #I do not have a job

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liquidstar · 1 year ago

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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beebfreeb · 10 months ago

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#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.

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nickydraws · 7 months ago

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Sketches!

#i have sooooo many sketches i want to turn into something... less... sketchy...#but it seems i have to quit my job to do that #good omens #crowley #good omens fanart #art #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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make it vicious, take a stab

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jujutsu gojo #jjk gojo #jjk satoru #blood/#jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #just in case idk #i believe in night moves fv supremacy #i feel like i say this every time but im dead deceased on the floor in the ground etc etc #maximum effort fr gojo as usual sighhhhhhhhhhhh #3 days on this mf who let me draw another mirror who didnt talk me down #i got so frustrated after i finished his reflection only to realize i had a whole other half gojo to draw #do not look too closely ik its not perfectly mirrored ik ik ik i wanted to die the whole time pls b kind #especially the hair gjhdfkdgk the last mirrored char i drew was megumi and at least with him his hair is dark #with which i can Conceal my mistakes #none of tht here sighs . this freak and his florescent hair #anyway even tho i died and perished and expired etc i am . SO happy w this u have no idea #blood sweat and tears went into this one #and easter eggs! so many easter eggs #pls take it and enjoy im tired of staring at him and his god awful lipstick job . make yourself decent smh

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months ago

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do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash

continuation of this

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velvetwyrme · 4 months ago

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aHhh okay so the discussions of Titan!Megatron on @callsign-relic's blog have fully. FULLY taken over my brain and ive been drawing stuff for it for like the last few days nonstop

the tl;dr of this is AU is pretty much "what if Megatron got turned into a titan/cityformer as a form of penance/imprisonment and now roams the empty wasteland of Cybertron forever" plus "IDW Megatron has really fucked up internals so... what if that, but as a City?"

and of course since he's a Titan, that also means he has a cityspeaker... or three. One per sub-AU thing. Theres 3 options. 3 flavours of AU.

i have so much art to make. but in the meantime, for more info! check out the #titan au tag on Relic's blog :]!! (also uhh potential ns//fw warning for the link shfjbdkd)

Hi. My battery is running out once again so design and art notes get chucked here instead of an image.

The cuffs and collar are hardwired into Megatron, so I made the lights the same colour as his biolights!

I imagine that on the tops of his shoulders there are solar panels, even if you can't see them here lol.

I really wanted to keep the swirly bits on Megatron's chest from IDW

Other art notes:

The second picture with the seekers is (loosely) inspired by a discussion about whether or not Megatron gets visitors or not. I thought about who would visit him and well... I think this is as close as Starscream realistically gets to visiting him.

Extra detail about that piece is that Thundercracker and Skywarp are keeping watch from above! Also drawing Megatron took me like 8 hours because I was struggling with his legs really badly kshffkbfkdsbdk,, the background went much faster, funnily enough.

Optimus specifically isn't wearing his Autobot badge any more.

This isn't relevant in this series of images, but Ultra Magnus's eye markings are only on the Magnus armour. His other two forms do not have them :] (... until he begins to discard the armour, that is.)

Megatron is roughly 3200m/2 miles tall. Technically he could have clouds around his knees, but I thought this looked a little bit cooler lol.

Also, height chart! Him big. I didn't even attempt to put a human for scale because that'd be. near impossible with this scale.

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jojaxcola · 1 month ago

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"no one told me back then that i was in the glory days."

[ jojamart mockumentary #14 ]

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#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv shane #sdv sam #jojamart mockumentary #my art #this was inspired by an anonymous ask i received saying:#“Do you have any art of Shane outside of work? Maybe with the hens more in his element?”#and naturally my brain popped up with this idea #of shane at work and also not with the hens #:(#but it made me reflect on the other aspects of shane that we know about #i wish i knew more about his time as an athlete #also!!#the reason i made that poll a few days ago is that the school semester is starting up #i am a part time student in addition to having a full time job #so i'm not 100% sure if i'll have room to make new art #but i don't want to stop posting (at least that's how i'm feeling at the moment)#so it might be fun to highlight my process!!

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 5 months ago

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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.