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when a lesbian has a crush they suddenly become a poet for some reason
#femme lesbian#butchfemme#femme4butch#wlw post#wlw#wlw yearning#sapphic yearning#i swear everything they do feels choreographed#how am i supposed to not notice them when the sun follows them around like a spotlight#i do not believe they are real#we've only spoken once#that interaction plays in my mind forever#my eyes feel blinded when i look at them#but i keep catching glimpses like a moth to a flame#i wish i could scan them with my eyes and memorise the way their hair falls and their muscles move and how their face makes expressions#i want to make my heart a home for them to live in.#thats normal right.
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DO YOU HEAR ME? GET UP.
#not even a real web weave#at least like what i normally make#but i'm just thinking#things won't get better if you never let yourself believe that things Can get better#all you're ever gonna end up doing is not only dragging yourself down#or keeping yourself stuck in one place forever#you're gonna keep everyone who loves you there too#yknow?#idk i'm tired it's late#but im thinking#web weave#web weaving#quotes#words
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Thinking about the Bats suppressing their injuries and how yes, they have crazy high pain tolerance, and yes, they are in peak human condition, but ALSO, they do Too Much Shit sometimes and have definitely made injuries worse by accidentally ignoring them
Like, imagine one of them throws out their back doing something Totally Normal and Mundane so they just. Ignore it. Because I literally sneezed, it can’t be that bad, right?
(Spoiler alert: it is that bad)
Tim, moving more slowly than normal and grimacing every few seconds: damn maybe I pulled something
Jason, stopping by to pick up some things he needs while Bruce is out: ?? What’ja do?
Tim: I dunno, but my back really fucking hurts and I’m starting to get all numb and tingly
Jason: ?!?!?
Jason: How long has it been hurting????
Tim: I don’t know??? I guess, like, a few hours???
Jason: What did you do????
Tim: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, IT STARTED AFTER I SNEEZED
Jason, laughing: YOU HURT YOURSELF BY FUCKING SNEEZING????
Tim: THAT LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE CAUSE
Jason: I dunno man, kinda sounds like it
Jason, in tears: Maybe it’s time to retire
Tim: FUCK YOU IM FINE
Tim: WATCH I’LL PROVE IT
Tim, about to do a backflip: oh fuck- OW
Tim: *passes out from the pain*
Jason, still laughing his ass off: Nice landing, Timmy!
Tim:
Jason: Timmy?
Tim:
Jason: Tim?
Jason: oh shit—
#inspired by ✨real life✨#it’s me I’m the loser who threw my back out by sneezing#and I dissociated for 3 hours while I finished my shift then nearly passed out driving home#I had a friend drive me to the hospital so I’m okay now#but apparently it’s really common to throw your back out doing very mundane things if it’s under enough strain to begin with#I fully believe this would happen to one of them#and no I’m not just projecting#incorrect quotes#tim drake#jason todd#batfam#batfamily
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this shit is the reason I can't watch hannibal normally bcs why is will graham always make every scene of him supposedly having the worst day of his life look so fucking erotic THAT'S A WHORE sorry
#like wdym in this scene someone not bending him over in the kitchen#I refuse to believe that#I can't even blame hannibal for doing everything in the show if he could see will looking like that in real time#will graham#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannigram#vvildside's ramblings
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)
anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band#man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely#(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though#'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst#look scully your people are out there#just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something#(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now#if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc#(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this#who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please#(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)
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i thought naming myself this would be really funny. and it Is. every time i get into a match i think about gabriel playing Miku Rhythm Game
#art#ultrakill#gabriel#v1#comic#doodles#project sekai#can you believe this was the idea that got me out of like a month and a half long creative dry spell. can you believe it#look man i'll take it where i can get it ok#do u like his jesus phone#anyway i no longer rage at rhythm game. there is a little gabriel in my head that does it for me (way funnier)#this isnt even a game its a gacha pretending to be a game. your score isnt based on skill its based on how fancy your characters are lmao#its Nearly pay to win on account of you can get good characters if you play enough but like. cmon man. dhbdshjbf#and i think touchscreen based rhythm games are... a horrible idea. on top of that. buttons are better and more reliable#CONCEPTUALLY i hate this game. and yet i play it frequently. oops ! project diva was better but lord knows theyre never making another#i didnt mean to rant about dumb mobile games in these tags but here i am. i am not immune to rhythm games. even if they#are ''games'' and not real games. i hit funny buttons in time to music and it makes my brain go Hee Hoo#anyway put the phone down gabriel im here to kick your ass
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Hi I'm still alive btw have some disciple ver. bingyuan
found little binghe in the woodshed with a ruined hand :(
#I am Gludgenbell and you'll never see me draw the same design twice apparently#literally the next drawing to finish is a different version of shen yuan#also I am a believer that sy would totally heal people left and right if he found out how to do it#he's a protector hes a mother hes a defender#yes I did read sy qian cao fics again and I think theyre RIGHT HE WOULD HEAL YOU#if you happen to be a problematic man in pidw anyway#okay real tag time lol#art#my art#<- i always forget this tag smh#digital art#svsss#scum villian self saving system#bingyuan#luo binghe#shen yuan
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three people who were going to three different concerts run into each others in an alley
#drawtectives#grendan highforge#rosé drawtectives#gyorik rogdul#spoilers#technically! this is their s3 design!#watched the first ep yesterday while on break Im on my knees. your honor I love them..... office bimbo rosé..... ig soap girl grandma....#rodeo punk york..... what are they Doing#(they're solving murders probably but like. ykwim)#grandma's wedge slides gave me anxiety while drawing this ngl. I believe in their balance but imagining having to run in those#actually york always having sensible footwears is so real. and also hilarious. yeah that's york#did give him the louboutin red sole as a token of remembrance from his modeling days#rosé's shoes are just cute that's all. I like that they look like a sonic character's shoes. she deserves it
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Your beats make me sick
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#a-yuan#wen qing#wen ning#This scene raised several implications that range from retroactively hilarious -#-to confrontationally horrifying.#First with the hilarious bit; Hey! We've seen this scene before!#In fact - this particular duet is so similar to the duet LWJ and WWX perform to calm the mystery arm in Cloud Recess-#-That I am honestly flabbergasted WWX *didn't* realize LWJ would catch on his real identity.#Sure there are a lot of ways you could justify it. But also...even if he didn't play Wangxian.mp3...he would have been found out eventually#"I have to get away from LWJ by annoying him via flirting!' uhhh like you pretty much did throughout most of your late teens?#I think there is something a bit charming about WWX if he's truly that bad of an actor. Go on king. Live your authentic truth.#For the horrifying implications...I didn't depict it here but it's not *just* Wen Ning who breaks out and goes into a frenzy.#It is also the other corpses that are around the burial grounds.#You know; the ones that even he admits he has no idea how many there are!#It puts a lot more weight on 'how much longer do you really think you can do this?'#The village in the burial grounds was *always* under a time limit. It was a matter of when and how it would be destroyed.#And I do believe that firmly. As depressing and pessimistic as it is; The Wen Remnants were never meant to survive.
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Friendly reminder that sexualizing/blorbofying Luigi Mangione and your support for him being a quirky little trending meme is exactly why 1. he's been almost forgotten about when any other time his actions would've had far more rippling consequences, 2. why nothing will ever get done in this fucking ass country, much less the positive-- if violent-- change we need, and 3. goes to show the sheer imbecility of the "lol be gay do crimes" demographic.
Where was your support for Briana Boston, who was falsely arrested just for quoting him? Oh, right, she's not a conventionally attractive white man for you to turn into your next Tumblr sexyman.
#Why do I even bother expecting anything out of the same group that sanitized a rebellion statement into a cute uwu callsign#But are too scared to shoplift and would DEFINITELY snitch on someone during an ICE raid if they believed said person didn't#live up to their chronically online neoliberal morals? You assholes couldn't even boycott chick-fil-a. You fell for Tiktok's propaganda for#a dopamine hit. You hide your head in the sand and make up the most inane bullshit to tear eachother apart with to distract#yourselves from ALL THE REAL FUCKING PROBLEMS. There's no way we're getting a revolution‚ and if we do‚ you all will be on the#wrong side. But heaven forbid you forget to preface your ukulele apology video with a “tw p0l1t1cs”.#politics#uspol#us politics#america#american politics#luigi mangione#claims adjuster#briana boston#deny defend depose#current events#capitalism#liberals#brian thompson#usa#united healthcare#uhc#ice raids#la migra#trump administration
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EXTREMELY funny Chuuya frame in retrospect
#if you haven't watched in a moment those frames are right after each other it's literally [cut to chuuya grimacing]#unamused chuuya voice: are you for real right now#and then dazai did#by that point i do believe he's in on the plan and just messing with him#bsd#bsdrewatch2023
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one of the reasons i have more patience & affection for spuffy than for other m/f enemies-to-lovers ships in a similar mold is that buffy is under no illusion that she can fix that man. in fact she believes he is ontologically incapable of being fixed. he'll be like Buffy i can change and she'll be like You are literally not capable of doing that. then he actually does change and she's like. Wait you can do that??? Not sure how i feel about that to be honest
#so many other heroic female characters will be like 'i believe you can change <333' to their villainous male love interests#buffy was like 'no you can't change. we've been over this. can we go beat someone up now'#and she was so real for that#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs#buffy summers#spike#it's what you do afterwards that counts
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It's me. I'm your renter.
#haha yay hooray!!#i can't believe we're getting buck pining in eddie's house for real#911edit#911 spoilers#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#911 abc#911#mine#i yet again tried to sharpen my gifs a bit differently... do we like it?#sofia.gif
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The radicalization of Kim Kitsuragi
#disox Elysium#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#de#de meta#his radicalization through the game is so subtle and quiet but it's there... a man finally looking at the ground he built his whole life on#< posted this tag on a kim quote a few days ago and it seemed to resonate with people.. and i thought id make a compilation to point it out#i think a huge part of kim's arc is the introduction of doubt into his life via harry and his amnesia. suddenly kim- the image of certainty#and purpose- the one who always knows the right thing to do- mister i believe in the rcm- is invited to question everything. and the ground#shakes beneath him. rattling his carefully constructed life. not an earthquake- but for the first time in a long time he starts to believe#that real change is possible. and it is. IT'S COMING.#juha.txt#🏺
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time for skeleman
with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.
or should I say...the saxoBONE???????
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#doot#i drew this so fast i'm so sorry#god. we don't even have an event name yet what do i tag this with.#the only thing we know about him so far are 1) glasses#2) ~*wagahai*~#(is wagahai a jack thing because that's incredible)#(hold on i gotta look up the japanese dub)#i have zoomed in and i THINK he's got orange eyes but the pixels are defeating me#anyway excuse me for a moment while i vibrate so intensely that i start phasing through the floor#nightmare event is nigh!!!!#this is the number 1 event i have wanted most i can't believe it's real and it's actually happening#i've been dreaming of halloweentown boys for forever i am SO excited#slightly bummed it looks like there's not going to be a sally too but we can't have everything i guess#(unless...? 👀)#stream on the 29th let's GO#and for once it's not at like 4 AM my time thank you for small mercies twst#i wanna see my guys in fancy halloween suits!!!!
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