#i didnt mean for this to be so long but e h

[deus-ex-mona]

farewell, my idiot son…

[rockstarellies]

nsfw alphabet - sadie adler

pairing: sadie adler x slightly fem!reader

cw: sex talk ofc, mentions of knives and blood, just absolute smut tbh lol

i haven’t seen one of these written for sadie as far as i could tell so i had to do it myself for everyone’s fave cowgirl. this is purely just my own thoughts !!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sadie is huuuuge on aftercare. She’s such a lover girl, she’d almost feel guilty for getting too carried away and leaving marks or bruises all over you. The second she sees you wincing, she’s there peppering kisses over the sore areas and running you a bath. She also loves praising you, telling how amazing you felt and how beautiful you are.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sadie loves her hands, and she loves them even more because you love them. Girl is amazing with her hands, she knows exactly how to make you unravel, and even feeling her calloused fingers brush against you gently makes you feel weak.

As for you, she loves your hips and thighs. I feel like her favourite thing to do is grip onto them while you ride her face, sometimes the tiniest bit too hard. She loves your eyes too, especially when your pupils dilate in pleasure. She’s just obsessed with every single part of you and finds a new part to love every day.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Sadie is a munch, this is canon (in my head), so she loves how messy you get when you cum over and over on her tongue and fingers. It’s intoxicating, like the sweetest thing she’s ever tasted. She’s definitely made you squirt a couple of times and found it the sexiest thing ever, making sure to clean you with her tongue after so not a single drop is wasted.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She won’t ever admit it, but she loves when you return to camp after a mission, covered in gun oil, sweat and blood, something about it makes her absolutely feral, especially as you pride yourself on your appearance, seeing you in an absolute mess makes her want to make you look even messier underneath her.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s only been with Jake (as far as we know) and didnt think she’d ever meet anyone who made her feel this way again. Especially not another woman. She knew she always LIKED women but didn’t know how to go about it. So, you are her first wlw experience but you wouldn’t have thought it when fucking her for the first time, girl picked things up FAST, mostly because she was desperate to please you but she loved studying your body.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Idc what anyone says, Sadie is a huge scissoring fan. Sure, she loves strapping you if she’s feeling a bit tired and loves seeing you filled up, but the feeling of you underneath her as your wetness collides? God. Something about actually feeling your arousal against hers and seeing the way your hips move makes her go insane.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Sadie definitely sees sex as an emotional bond, and when you’re both really getting into it, she is very serious about pleasuring you. However, she will let out a soft chuckle when you’re begging her to fuck her, or when you try to dominate her (doesn’t happen often, Sadie is a top 99% of the time especially in later chapters).

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I mean, is anyone groomed well down there in 1899? Especially in an outlaw gang where it can be a matter of life or death at any moment? Probably not. But she does try to keep everything as tidy as possible. As for you, she couldn’t care less what you do with your hair, as long as she can make you cum, she’s happy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

During your more intimate moments, she is focused on you, and only you. This woman adores you and wants you to be reminded of it any chance she gets. She loves telling you how beautiful you are as you unfold beneath her.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She isn’t huge on masturbation, getting you off is more than enough for her, however she loves watching you touch yourself while whispering the dirtiest things in your ear, and in those moments it’s almost impossible for her not to touch herself too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

She’s a huuuuge fan of fucking you in public, out of sight of everyone else but the risk that you could be caught is so sexy to her. She’ll pull you back round the saloon in Valentine and cover your mouth as she fingers you, watching as you unravel. “Gotta keep quiet for me honey, don’t want no one hearing those pretty noises except for me” she’ll mutter, grinning to herself as you whimper behind her hand. She also loves marking you up, often leaving a huge hickey on your neck, with other camp members asking you in the morning how you got such a huge bruise, smirking into her coffee as you find an excuse.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Sometimes she wishes camp was a little more private, sure she’s happy enough having sex on your cots in your respective tents, but she’s a romantic at heart and will sometimes book a hotel room just so you can have a proper bed to share and not have to worry about noise (to some extent).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

With you, it could be anything, the way your hips moved in your clothes, the way you bent down to get something, watching your deft fingers move on your gun, anything at all could make her have this sudden primal need to take you right there and then. And you know it too, sometimes you’ll deliberately show a little too much skin while she watches you doing chores around camp, or adjust your corset in front of her, watching her lose composure over you was all part of the fun.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She wouldn’t do anything that’ll cause you any long term pain or injury. To her, you’re the most perfect little thing and she wouldn’t do anything to hurt you. That’s not to say she isn’t opposed to being very rough with you in the heat of the moment, if you give her the go ahead to put her hand round your throat, she’ll do it no problem, but only with your full permission and consent.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Like I mentioned before, Sadie is an oral queen, she will become so pussydrunk within moments of going down on you. She doesn’t like to tease either, to her you’re the most delicious thing she’s ever had, and her favourite place to be is between your thighs, barely coming up for air while you’re gripping anything you can. She’s messy with it and knows just how to work you until you’re cumming over and over again. Girl could go multiple rounds just because she loves the taste of you so much.

When receiving, honestly she hasn’t felt anything so incredible in her life, at first she doesn’t like to ask you to go down on her (she’s stubborn we all know this), but over time she craves your sweet mouth especially after a rough day, and you’re more than happy to oblige.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It really depends on whether you have enough time. Those nights where you can fuck for hours at a time are a dream for both of you, she knows how to take care of you and time isn’t important when it comes to your pleasure. However, if you both know there won’t be much time on your hands for sex, she’s not opposed to quickly fucking you with her fingers in her tent.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sadie is more than happy with a quickie, even when she knows you have somewhere to be, she’ll pull you behind some trees while you’re out and have her way with you because ‘you’re just too damn sexy to resist, darlin’, and it makes you fold everytime. She’s also a big fan of morning sex, loving the early hours where the camp is silent and she can have you all to herself.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Sadie loves a risk, she loves the idea of someone catching you both going at it in a bustling high street. While she loves keeping you all to herself, she wants everyone to know how fucking good you sound.

She’s also super happy with any sort of experimenting, anything you’re up for, she’ll try it at least once.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Sadie could go for hours if she could, until you’re absolutely fucked out and dizzy. We all know she has insane stamina and strength anyway, and would definitely use that to her advantage. She loves coaxing orgasm after orgasm out of you, praising you as she does it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I feel like Sadie wouldn’t be a huge vibrator fan, she wants to be the one to do all the work on you and know it was her who makes you shake underneath her. However, of course she owns a strap (I feel like she would’ve made it herself lol) and will use it on you when she’s feeling lazy or you ask specifically, she almost wishes the strap was part of her so she could REALLY feel you with it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh she’s a big lover of edging, she loves hearing the sweet sounds of you begging her to touch you. If she’s feeling really mean, she’ll do this all day to the point you’re on the verge of tears from desperation. It’s also a way of her punishing you if you tease her too much as well throughout the day.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Sadie isn’t the loudest herself, usually just grunting or panting as she fucks you, but she makes very guttural moans when she’s about to cum. She will almost moan into your pussy as she’s eating you out, as if she could cum from that alone. When it comes to you, she encourages noise, she loves to hear how incredible she’s making you feel, she wants to hear all of it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Okay I know I said she wouldn’t want to do anything that causes you injury BUT, my headcanon for Sadie is that she has a huge knife kink.

She’s incredible skilled and careful with it but god, seeing your pupils dilate with a mixture of arousal and terror while she holds her knife against your throat as she warns you not to make a sound while she fucks you, running the blunter side of the knife down your body and seeing you gasp from the coldness, it drives her insane.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty damn high since meeting you, she pined after you for a long time and when she finally got you all to herself, she was making the most of it. She’ll be playfully teasing you and flirting with you most of the time, knowing her voice and sweet words make you fold. You’re the sexiest woman alive, even thinking about you for a moment or having sex flashbacks make her yearn for you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sadie always makes sure you’re comfortable after sex and that you fall asleep first no matter what, no matter how tired she is. Once she knows you’re asleep, only then will she be happy to drift off herself.

[tonberry-yoda]

What about fluff ABC with Gyro? I thought sending about a word first for this, but I realized that he deserves the whole ABC 😩👌

Gyro Fluff Alphabet

notes - fluff alphabet here. YESSS! We love gyro and he does deserve the whole ass alphabet! thanks so much for the request and apologies for taking so long!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

horse riding

deep convos

and lots of shopping

i just see it

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Everything?????

like he is just in AWE by you

but also your laugh

he can really get you laughing and he just loves that so so so so much

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

he would rub your back and whisper sweet nothings in your ear

if you just need some space, he will give you the space

strangely, i think he would be a good cook and he would make you something to cheer you up

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

he could see the two of you together forever

getting a home, stuff like that for SURE

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

he acts dominant and he actually kind of is

but it's more equal tbh

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

sometimes he just picks fights to be stinky

but those never last long

real fights never usually happen, but when they do he is SO PETTY and will not forgive you until you forgive him first LMFAO

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

VERY GRATEFUL

i mean he sees everything you do and all the hardwork and loves you so much for it

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

he keeps his past a secret

he doesnt want it getting in the way of a potential future

but he doesnt hide much

hes a goofy overshareer for sure lol

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

he didnt change much

he felt like he didnt need to change for someone and that makes him very comfortable

he hopes that you didnt have that feeling that you needed to change because he thinks you're perfect

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

oh yeah

he'll just steal you away from who you're talking to and be all cutesy to make them jealous LOL

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

OH GOD YES

slow, passionate kisses that leave green lipstick marks

he'll whisper sweet things against your lips and pull you close

the first kiss was SO romantic under the sunset and GOD you can't stop thinking about it

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

he would just tell you

but it would be so romantic actually

he would tell you how much he loves you

gives you the "you dont have to feel the same, but I love you more than anything"

you both cry

and have been together since

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

I think so, yeah!

when you have the conversation, he would prep you for the proposal

it would be a while longer to see if it's something you two really want to do

he proposes again under the sunset and the wedding is simple, just close friends and those you love

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

pumpkin

sweetheart

pookie (it gets on your nerves for sure)

love

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

he stares at you with a small smile always

heart eyes for sure

it actually wouldnt be that obvious to others, but he makes sure when youre alone to remind you how much he loves you

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

i think so!

he doesnt hide the relationship

he'll hold your hand or give you little kisses, but nothing crazy or anything that makes you or others uncomfortable

he loves bragging about you though tee hee

saying how much he loves you ALL THE TIME

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

a small weird one, but if you have long hair, he loves to braid it! and if you have black hair, he will learn how to do your hair in ways you love!

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

STUPIDLY ROMANTIC

and like cliche but without realizing it

KISSES IN THE SUNSET DUDE

it feels like a dream tbh

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

oh definitely!

you both have separate dreams and he respects his own and your

he will help you if he needs to, but he wants to see you do this on your own and feel successful without him

and he does that for his own dreams too

but you both help each other if needed

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

he likes crazy fun stuff, but he doesnt need it

he loves asking you on CRAZY dates and if you say yes, it's fun

but again, he likes your chill life and likes having it for sure

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

he knows you STUPID well

like he literally can tell if your upset, sad, angry, happy, etc.

he knows you like the back of his hand and sometimes better than you do

when he sees something's wrong, he will 100% be able to help

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

you mean a lot to him

but he isnt codependent on you

he doesnt need you to feel like a valid person

he just knows that you are a part of him and he loves that sm

but seriously, you are a number one thing in his life for sure

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

his love language is words of affirmation, so before bed, he will always whisper how much he loves you until you both fall asleep

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

YESSSSSS

he loves loves LOVES cuddles

just how soft you are, he cant get over you

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

he just kinda chills

but he'll run into a room, thinking you're there, and then get sad that you're not

you're so used to being together that it's weird when the two of you are apart

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

he definitely would

people he loves mean the world to him, so he would do literally anything for you

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[xinsareforever]

Would you be down to do some x reader stuff with your oc?

Like maybe a sfw/nsfw alphabet or something?

Somber (OC) x GN!Reader

Topic: SFW Alphabet (NSFW coming soon!)

A/N: I DIDNT EXPECT SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY REQUEST MY OCC??

Tags: Gender neutral, Fluff, SFW

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?):

Somber will give you a bucket load of her love and affection!! Even when she is busy with her work, she will try to squeeze in room for you two to beloved! At first in the relationship, she's not open about affection in the slightest but will give a few hugs here and there due to her shyness.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

She will be there for you always! Even if she's in the wrong , she will still be present for your well being !! You can even borrow her things and SLEEPOVERS. At first in the friendship, if you do become friends.. I mean just like Affection she's not really open as much but will talk to you once in a while

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Somber loves cuddling ! She wants to be in your warm embrace as you to drift asleep. Once you're cuddling with her she wont let go.

"H-Hey why are u leaving <:,("-S "I'm just getting water somber.."

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

She lovesss cooking and baking for youuu ! Cookies, Macarons, Steak? Name it and she will stir up the pot for you! Otherwise cleaning, you need to kind of help her because sometimes thing end up all in the closet-

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) **INSERT VIOLENT SOBS AND TRYING TO KEEP COMPOSURE**

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Somber will only be wanting to be committed if you had lasted long with her! If its just 4 months she would reject but have you keep the ring till another time!

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

She's really gentle with you physically and emotionally- Will feel really sad if she hurt you though.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Somber loves hugs but wont really say it expecting you to be the one hugging her without her telling you too. Once that happens she is BLUSHING

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

"I love you dearrr"

"i love you too-"

4 mins later.

"I love you bbyy"

(IT REPEATS BUT DW IT STOPS AFTER A WHILE)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Somber gets really jealous when she sees some other person hanging out with you especially when she thinks they're prettier than her or.. possibly replace her. She wont do nothing except give them a big ol glare to the other person and try to bring you away from them. (She switches moods easily..)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

She gives a lot of kisses! She gives you lil kisses on the cheek and on ur lips anddd practically everywhere- She likes the lip kisses alot so expect a big red blush when you do that.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Somber is shy around kids at first, unsure of how to interact with them, but once she warms up, she becomes surprisingly playful. She likes teaching them small things, like how to bake simple cookies, and finds their laughter to be oddly comforting.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Mornings with Somber are peaceful but slow. She loves cuddling in bed for as long as possible before reluctantly getting up. She’ll make breakfast for the both of you, usually something simple like toast or pancakes. She likes the quiet, serene vibe of the morning.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) Nights are Somber’s favorite time to wind down. She enjoys cuddling up in blankets with you, watching a show or reading. Sometimes, she’ll fall asleep on your shoulder, and when she does, it’s a challenge to get her to move to the bed without waking her.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) Somber takes her time revealing her deeper thoughts and feelings. It might take months before she feels comfortable opening up completely, but when she does, it’s all at once. She’ll spend hours one night just talking to you about her fears, dreams, and everything in between.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) Somber has a pretty calm demeanor, but her patience can be tested if she feels ignored or unappreciated. She’s not quick to anger but can be passive-aggressive when she’s upset, withdrawing until she feels heard.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) Somber is surprisingly good at remembering the little things. She’ll recall your favorite snacks, that random thing you mentioned wanting to do weeks ago, and small details about your day. She loves to surprise you with things she knows you like.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) Her favorite moment is the first time you genuinely comforted her when she was feeling down. The way you held her and made her feel safe is something she’ll always cherish. It was the moment she realized she could trust you with her heart.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Somber is protective but in a quiet way. She’ll subtly watch over you, making sure you’re safe and happy. If someone hurts or upsets you, she’ll step in, though her approach will be more emotional than physical. (BUT WILL TURN PHYSICAL IF SOMEONE FRFR HURTS YOU) In return, she loves feeling protected by you, especially in moments of vulnerability.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) Somber goes all out for special occasions, planning thoughtful dates or handmade gifts that show she really knows you. For everyday tasks, she puts in effort but sometimes needs reminders to keep up with them, especially if she's distracted by her work.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) She has a habit of bottling up her emotions until they come out all at once. Somber can also be a bit forgetful when it comes to cleaning and organizing, leaving things scattered until you gently remind her.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Somber is moderately concerned with her appearance. She likes to look good for you and often worries that she’s not pretty enough, especially when she feels jealous. Compliments from you boost her confidence immensely.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) Yes, Somber would feel incomplete without you. You’ve become her safe space and comfort, so being apart from you would make her feel lost and anxious. She’s built her sense of peace around the connection you share.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) Somber loves stargazing. On quiet nights, she’ll drag you outside, wrap both of you in a blanket, and spend hours just lying on the grass, pointing out constellations and making up stories about them.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) She dislikes dishonesty and people who are too controlling. Somber values her independence and needs to feel trusted and free in a relationship. She also doesn’t like loud, chaotic environments; she’s more of a quiet, cozy vibe person.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?) Somber is a sleep-talker. Occasionally, she’ll mumble soft, unintelligible words in her sleep. She also has a habit of clinging onto you like a koala when you’re in bed together, making it hard to move without waking her up.

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[jeffsfavoriteknife]

Tws: ur bf cheats on u, petnames, gay shit, implied murder

Male reader x toby

As soon as you found out you ran out of there as fast as you could, you had such a long day at work the last thing you needed was to walk in on your boyfriend fucking another guy, in YOUR bed no less.You didnt even say anything you just ran and took off in the direction of your longtime buddies house, toby. You knew hed be awake so you ran there as fast as you could, tears streaming down your face making it hard to see. You knocked on his door, anxiously waiting to see if hed answer, he opened it with a smile at you that instantly left as soon as he saw your face, hurrying you inside and sitting you on the couch. “What happened i-is everything o-okay?” You cried harder before telling him everything, his face contorting into anger as horrendous thoughts filled his mind as what he could do to your boyfriend for hurting you. Being brought out of his thoughts as he heard you start shit talking yourself and being downright awful. “I should have know this was coming! Now that i think back that guy was way prettier than me, i mean i have piercings n shit yeah but im nothing compared to them! I look like shit compared to them toby!! Ive never been enough for anyon-“ “E-ENOUGH Y/N” his outburst immediately causing you to silence. “L-look okay! This d-dickhole doesnt know what he j-just gave up, your sweet, l-loving, kind and just really c-cute. Fuck if i could h-have made you mine i-“ he stopped, thinking for a moment before looking over at your face, although covered with dried tears you face was beat red at his words. “No, i a-am gonna make you mine” he pulled you into his lap as he pulled you against his chest, targeting your neck and sinking his teeth into it, leaving you moaning and squirming in his hold. The one thing about being tobys friend was that he knew everything about you, everything, even what you liked. He pulled away from your neck smiling at the bright mark he had left, in his mine, that would be the first sign people would know that you were his. He hastily moves his hands to grab your plush sweater and pull it off your torso, immediately attacking your nipple, causing you to arch your back and unintentionally buck your hips against his hard on, this causing him to groan as he released your nipple, moving one of his hands to your mouth and sliding 2 digits in. “Suck” he demanded. You didnt need to be told twice as you began sliding your tongue in between his fingers, coating them with your saliva. He pulled them out and pulled your shorts down, shoving his fingers in your hole, making you body jolt as you moved your hand up to your mouth and bit into it, preventing noise from coming out as you hated hearing your moans, this pissed toby off tho. “Oh? Gonna b-be like that huh? Fine” he yanks his fingers down and shoves your shorts all the way off, yanking down his own sweatpants right after, your eyes widening at the pure size of him. Lining himself up at your hole, he plunged himself deep, bottoming out immediately, causing your back to arch as he started pounding into you, hitting your prostate each time and making your cock twitch in pleasure, you couldnt keep quiet, your moans bouncing off the walls, spurring him to go harder, he moved over to the table a bit to grab his phone and place it in front of you “smile” you did as he asked and heard a shutter sound right after. He chucked his phone back on the table and continued pounding into you, hitting your prostate each time. “Whos my g-good boy?” This had you cumming hard onto his couch as you groaned in pure bliss, you tightening so hard had him cumming into you on the spot, his hand gripping into your hair as he pulled your face up to kiss you hard. Completely spent your body was like jello, he pulled you against his chest with himself still in you as he kissed you hard once more before you passed out in his arms. Needless to say your “boyfriend” would no longer be an issue soon

(Finally executed an idea i had on my mind all day :D)

[babiebom]

Hey!! I love ur writing for stardew so much. I was looking at ur rules & things u write for. And saw u do criminal minds ??? Like fuck yeaaaa!! I was wondering what ur headcannons would be with dating Spencer Reid? (Especially with him dating a genderfluid / nonbinary person with adhd) Thank you sm!!! Ur work is so amazing!! 😭😭😭

A/N: yeah!!! I do write for criminal minds, mainly the fic im working on is on ao3 and I’m debating on posting it here~ also thank you thank you for enjoying my writing!!!

A/N 2: B R O T H E R I WROTE THIS ENTIRE THING AND TUMBLR DIDNT SAVE IT SO NOW I HAVE TO REWRITE AND ITS GONNA BE WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL BECAUSE I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE!!!! And I know whoever reads this (not you anon) will be like “why don’t you remember it’s your headcanons” ITS BECAUSE I FORGET JUST AS QUICKLY AS I WRITE LEAVE ME ALONE.

Tw: some cursing, adhd being portrayed by a person that doesn’t have it

Criminal Minds Masterlist

So before I get into these headcanons I do like to point out that I do not have adhd and I also identify as cis so I’m not writing this from a personal pov. Obviously I am going to try my best but I just want to warn people and say that if anything is inaccurate let me know!!

So what I know about ADHD is there is three main types

The inattentive type the hyperactive type and the combined type

And personally I feel like Spencer would know the differences in how it affects you and would behave accordingly.

But we’ll get to that in a second because either way gender-fluid or nonbinary has absolutely nothing to do with how he treats you!!

Like dude is in love with you he doesn’t care about how you identify as long as you’re happy he’s happy and he will always introduce you as his partner or significant other.

Like unless you’re feeling a certain type of way and want to be introduced in that way he is more than comfortable with everything just being neutral.

Like sometimes I think that he does go about these things in a logical way, so I feel like it could be very helpful as well as sometimes unhelpful y’know?

Like there are pros and cons to everything EVEN someone being the most understanding anyone could ever be.

The adhd can however come with self esteem issues and I know sometimes even if you’re proud of who you are and what you identify as, there will be some hard days where everything just seems hopeless.

And while I think he would do his absolute best to comfort you, he just doesn’t understand what you’re going through from a personal point of view.

He does stay with you through it and does whatever you need him to because he high key would feel awful that someone he loves feels awful.

OKAY now onto the adhd aspects

I think the differences between the three types means that there will be different ways that he handles everything.

So for the inattentive type I think he would become more conscious of everything around him that way he can help you whenever you need it.

While yes he wants to help you work on finding ways to manage the symptoms and stress he also knows that it takes TIME and that helping in this way makes everything slightly better for you.

So when you’re together and he can see you’re losing focus he either remembers everything that was said and retell them to you or try to get you to pay attention again without making it too obvious.

Like he doesn’t want you to be embarrassed and he doesn’t want the other person to feel bad or angry so he tries his best.

Or he reminds you of simple things like did you remember to place your keys in this certain place? No? Okay let’s look for them or y’know just put them there to make sure we can keep track of everything

Reminds you to eat

It honestly just seems like he’s a doting boyfriend but I feel like it would feel like much more than that

Like you’re cared for and loved

But also it depends on the type of person you are because someone doing this could also piss someone off and make them feel dumb.

I would hope that you’d be okay with it because it’s not a bad intention but I also understand that sometimes intent and impact are very different things so….

Sometimes gets his feelings hurt because he does like to go off on tangents ably things that he finds interesting and sometimes it’s hard for you to pay attention for an extended amount of time.

Knows you don’t mean it and that he’s used to it due to usually being cut off but it still sometimes hurts.

ONTO THE HYPERACTIVE TYPE

I think that this type would be more difficult for him to help with in my opinion

Like he himself has lots of things to do and has to no time to relax. So him being on the go and you being on the go is just too much.

He still wants to help but helping in this situation is difficult especially because trying to get someone to sit and relax when their mind is racing is almost impossible

Like sitting there thinking about how many things you need to do gets you more agitated and upset.

BUT I think that this type is more comical in a way with him because your conversations are just both of you going off on tangents and interrupting each other.

But it’s not offensive because both of you understand that’s just how your conversations work.

Also I think while it’s tiring for both of you there’s no one upset about both of you being gone all the time because I honestly think in this timeline you would have a job that allows you to maximize and take advantage of your adhd powers.

You understand that he’s just unavailable sometimes and he understands for you as well

I think it makes those days where you can spend all day together that much more special.

Does want to help you control it though, and if you want his help he will find ways that you can relax more because everyone needs a break once in the while.

Now with the combined type of adhd I feel like it’s more….unmanageable than the other two due to it being a combination of things working against each other and together.

Again if I’m wrong tell me (be nice though I’m trying)

And this type causes the both of you distress because he really does want to help but with everything clashing it makes it hard to be okay.

Like according to what I looked up it seems like EVERYTHING is impacted by it.

Like sleep problems, memory problems, self esteem issues, sensory issues, like damn stepping away from these headcanons are y’all ALRIGHT?

This is something that he would be like lmao I don’t know how to help you so all I can do is be here for you if you need something

Which is enough y’know

He is there when you’re breaking down, there when you’re happy. He helps you with your confidence and with loving yourself

Tries to help manage everything but in a less hands on way than the other two types.

Like with one or the other the things that are impacted are very specific things so it’s easier to help(not saying that it’s easy don’t get me wrong) but this impacts a lot more and is more general so it’s difficult

Does his best to be someone you can depend on.

I think he is very helpful with these things because of his experience with his mother

Like they’re not the same thing; adhd and schizophrenia, but like he’s used to dealing with people he loves not being in the best of mental states.

When he is not helping with everything I think in general he is a very touchy person ngl

Like he wants to be on you at all times

Not sexually and sexually like he just likes being with you.

Best guy best bf love him 💖💖💖

[naturenaruto]

nobut literaly i love a forced???

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

transed??????????? jiang cheng like hear me out lmao

-his parents only married bc forced obviously so they needed a Reward from the marriage to reinforce that they did the right thing what they had to blahblah

-what is this Reward oh right a child ofc

-so they first have yanli and ofc yzy is trying sthhoo hard to reasurre that they needed one of these too and that shell make a good bargaining chip in he future just gotta give it 10-16 years hehheh..

-then jfm is like k fine ill deal BUT we had better have a baby with a PENIS next OR ELSE

-BAD NEWS! they dont get a baby with a penis

-cue yzy scrambling to come up with a way to justify a girls existence (So Difficult) bc they already have the one (1) they didnt need TWO babies w vaginas goodness no so after evaluating her state and determining that no more will come out of her own vagvag she then comes up with a brilliant plan that will get everyone what they want: trans their infant

-so they decide that since they havent declared any name or whatever Theres Still Time so they just....start telling everyone they had a son (wiiiith a penis™️) and they had already told yanli she had a little sister but oops haha kids just tend to mishear misremeber things haha nope defintly a little b r o t h e r *yzy glare* yanli: haha o yes my younger BROther haha yes can i go now

-crisis averted

-so then they just decide to raise her ahem him as a son therefore heir Everythings Fine and besides yzy: oh it just doesnt even matter i mean girls can become *just* as good cultivators as boys cough im sure with myyyy training (and genes) he'll be the best in the sect anyways not like a u know what makes any difference amirite jfm: 😒 uhyeah sure honey whatever u say😓

-so anyways jc is raised as a boy and yanli does in fact know but defers to her mother at first and then jc and so

-GREAT NEWS! jc is Perfectly Fine being a boy™️! no worries here haha

-but as it turns out even when it looks like boy and walks like a boy and talks like a boy and fights like a boy if it doesnt have that penis™️

-well

-so this is why i [hc] that jfm resents and dislikes and invalidates jc because he doesnt......see him as his actual son

-like thats why hes always secondguessing and calling him out and pointing things out and commenting on him like......he doesnt do those things to yanli bc theres. o point yanli does whats required of her and also she doesnt Really Matter but jc unfortunaltely does matter and jfm resents that a vagina could be an heir and yzy knows it and knows her husband never respected her even though shes canonically lauded as a cultivator....and knows that the only reason he validated™️ csr is bc he was fluffing her up bc he wanted to marry her....not bc he wanted a cultivation partner but bc he wanted a Wife™️

-well yzy is no mans Wife™️ so she does her Absolute Best to ensure that jc is qualified (and he is!!!!!)

-except enter wwx and all that scheming goes out the window bc now jfm has found not only an actual (re: had penis) son but csr'ssss son and he now plots to put him in front of jc even going so far as to imply that they could somehow untrans him by ~revealing~~ that oopsies he was Actually A Girl the entire time hehe but now she'lllll be married to the successor Mr. Wei so its k now

-!!!!!!

-yzy: *~~~zidian~~~* -jfm: *muffled broken screams of a man being beaten by a woman* -so blah blah blah ppl dying etc blah

-after everyones dead and wwxs gone.....jc just......was never really asked by anyone not even yanli if he was ok with any of this he just kinda said well i still have long hair the clothes are more comfortable i still wanna cultivate does it matter whats in my pants???? its all baggy anyways whos business is it! *classic jc glare* -so besides the (now very dead) wen no one knows or at the very least they pretend like they dont so its realy never an issue

-jc feels fine it doesnt feel forced the only problem was that he knows it was never meant for him and that no matter how good he got........someone with a penis was always going to be better

[tulipanthousa]

Ok I’m super curious now- do you headcanon any other sides as canonically fucking or just dukexiety? I know I’ve got my personal categories of nah/just so much UST/badly resolved ST/ST resolved very very thoroughly but I’d love to hear yours!!

i know anxceit exes is hced a lot but i mean. look at them. i dont think either of them were abusive or anything i just thing they had really different goals and eventually the built up frustration/resentment bubbled over and it fell apart. had hatesex at least once after the start of canon

Patton didnt have sex with anyone UNTIL after POF when Janus took him home and blew his mind so i think they are boinking on the reg now

in the reverse of anxceit, i think prinxiety had hatesex one time either before or toward the very start of canon, and currently theyre sappy-fucking like rabbits on every surface available and everyone else h a t e s i t

dukeceit has sex and its bizarre playing-with-the-imagination shit with claws and tentacles and such most of the time. occasional sap when one of thems particularly frazzled

i think Logan's got..... Something going on with Janus and Remus and has for a long time, starting somewhere around the beginning of canon. dont know what it is, exactly, something like going over there to get Dommed when he's really fucked up brainspace wise (sexually or not), and i feel like he's probably super ashamed of it. someone rail that nerd until he can stop thinking for ten minutes

[quodekash]

this episode may take longer to watch than any episode previously has

flirting at its finest

holy frick I am definitely way more attached to these two than I strictly should be

he just gave his boyfriend a curfew for playing soccer. I love them so much

dshgsdgshdhghfsdgfhagewhsdgfhad

AAAAAASDHSDASHGFAHSFGASHFGAHSGF

IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS SCENE FOR SO LONG THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY

KANG ATTACKING HIS BOYFRIEND IN KISSESSSS ERHBDGSHKRB

kaaang

you doofus schmoofus

hes probably fine tho, time blindness, we've seen it happen before (the first time they studied together), so he'll show up, he just got carried away

side note: why doesnt sailom have a phone case

WAIT HANG ON

the last time this happened (sailom giving kang a time for him to come study with him, and kang being over an hour and a half late to that time), it was the first time they'd had a tutoring session. what if this is foreshadowing, and it's about to be the last time they have a tutoring session?? everything's right about to go down, I can feel it. just let me enjoy the fluffiness of everything for a while before we have to suffer in the angst

he DOES want to study, but he struggles with time blindness and hyper focus and he lost track of time and didnt notice but im SURE he rushed home the MINUTE he realised what time it was

sailom, those are your brother's words, not yours

you're only thinking that because your brother implanted it into your mind, and it was a simple explanation that you took because you were worried and scared for him. just listen to kang and let him explain himself

noooo this is like the scene with pimfah in episode 6

SEE?????? LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND NEXT TIME DOOFUS AND COMMUNICATE BETTER

its fine, its okay, this is a learning experience, a lesson for them, they will grow from this both as a couple and as individuals, its okay, they'll work it out

IMNOTGONNACRYIMNOTGONNACRYIMNOTGONNACRYIMNOTGONNACRY

OH WHO AM I KIDDING, IM SOBBING

oh yeah, see that eye contact there? thats the eye contact of "im probably going to shoot you or be involved in you getting shot, perhaps intentionally perhaps not, while I rob your house because I am poor and I hate the rich"

whaht

ohhh yeah the sprained ankle

lets all just take a moment to appreciate how pretty papang is

thank you that is all

THEY ARE FRIENDS

THEY ARE FRIENDSSSSSS

AAAAAA

they're sitting next to each otherrrrrrr

GOEURLDJSBGVRE

THIS ENTIRE SCENE IS JUST SO PERFECT

1. sailom apologised for getting angry

2. kang apologised for coming home late

3. sailom made sure kang knows that his debts are HIS problem, not kang's

4. sailom is motivating kang to pursue his dreams

5. 'because I have my wind, this windmill can spin' I MEAN COME ON

IM TRYING TO NOT AUDIBLY SOB BUT I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH THEYRE SO CUTE

HE SAID THE LINE BUT WITHOUT THE SAME FLASHBACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE TWELVE TIMES IN THE ONE EPISODE

this fluff is too much for my gay little heart to handle

luckily its all gonna crash and burn soon tho :)

YESSSS

I love the studying-while-exercising-oishi-drink-breaks

I ALSO LOVE THIS TROPE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cmon guys just kiss

you got so close last episode

OML

I CANT

THATS SO FUNNY

IVE SEEN SOME GAY-ASS OISHI COMMERCIALS BUT THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST ONE

screaming crying throwing up they're so disgusting (and pls keep it coming I love it)

not that I doubted it before, but respectthepetty is definitely right about that praise kink, no one alive can deny it now

he loves toying with him so much, and I love watching it

T H E P O U T

...you know, I really wish Tumblr allowed more than 30 images per post.

[my-castles-crumbling]

Hi cas! Hope you're having a good day!

So I have some problems, and it would be great if you could give me a little advice. Sry in advance, this'll be long.

So theres a bit of context I need to explain first. So this all kind of started 3 years ago, after everyone got back to normal school from virtual. I had a friend (E) who I started developing a crush on (she was my first gay crush). A bit into the school year, I noticed that I started having a bunch more small conflicts with her. I was also kind of decent friends with her brother (M). Once winter started, M and a few others started making a game of tripping me on the ice. E just stood by and watched, which sort of felt just as bad as if she was doing it. E was generally making fun of me, stealing things from me and saying she was just joking around, and making little comments about me and things I was doing. I was able to make friends with another group, though, so I escaped that.

The next year, I got into a relationship with one of the ppl in the other friend group (L). It took me a while to realize they were perssuring me into everything that we did intimately, and I was pretty uncomfortable with it. Then on top of L, there was this other guy that was causing trouble (H), who I had been good friends with since 2nd grade. H made fun of another friend's epilepsy, was hanging out with someone who was violent, and started assaulting/harassing girls at the school. Both kind of became physical with me, as in kicking me and hitting me, not enough to cause any damage, but was kind of painful. I managed to drift away from L, and the last time we kissed was at the end of the school year. I went no-contact with H, and I switched schools.

The next year, I became friends with someone who played the same instrument as me (D). She quickly turned out to be an ass, but I left her and start hanging out with someone who also was dealing with D (A), and she seemed really nice at first. Then she started getting mean. She would make little comments on my appearance or attitude/personality, which reminded me of E. She was also getting physical. Things like kicking me. breaking her computer on my hand, hitting me with hard objects (such as said computer), and pinching me. Again, nothing that really caused damage to me, but this really reminded me of L, which kind of made me freak out and bail. But that was hard, because I had band w D and a bunch of classes w A (I still do).

Now to this year. A has apologized, but I'm not really sure how to take it. E, M and D are also at this school, but we don't talk. So anyway, I have this really good friend (N) who I was talking to and hanging out with in all of last year, but they were at my previous school. Now they're at the same school as me, but I'm kind of scared. I don't want this relationship to turn out the same or similar to my previous friendships, but there seems to be a pattern of whenever I get too close to ppl, they either end up being jerks, or I end up accidentally becoming a jerk towards them. I've gotten really sad and overthink-y lately, and I'm just worried that N is sick of me or smth, or will turn out like E. I think all of these bad friendships (plus others i didnt mention) gave me a few issues with trust, but I don't want this pattern to keep following me. I'm also worried that it might just be smth I'm doing, not the other ppl. Advice plz?

(Ok sry, this was rlly long and probably confusing, but I hope it was sort of understandable)

Hi!

Honestly, I don't think it's your fault. You can't blame yourself for people being assholes. Judging from this, you did nothing wrong

I think in this situation, just keep setting strong boundaries and communicate. If anything feels off, call it out and also share with N that you have a past of toxic friendships. A good friend will be understanding about that. And if they aren't, then that's not a good friend, and it's not a person wasting your time on.

There ARE good people out there. It sucks that it's hard to find them, but I promise there are. I'm sending you love! naming you advance anon!

[sharkiiv]

New fruit conspiracy bc yall rly seemed to like the last one

Alright. Lemons. Hear me out.

Lemons. Are. MILITARY WEAPONS/EXPIRIMENTS. AND IM FINNA TELL YOU WHY.

Now, you're probably thinking "Shark, what the actual H-E- double FUCK are you on about?" And I js need you to bear with me.

LEMONS ARE A MAN MADE FRUIT. THEY ARE NOT REAL .

I just recently learned that lemons are NOT a naturally occuring fruit and are a hybrid of a tangerine and a citrus fruit. WHAT??? You're telling me that these genderfluid freak fruit are MANMADE? turns out, yes. They are. So now the real question is why did we make them? Was it accident? Was it to kill God? Or was it to take over the world. The answer is probably all of those.

Im proposing that evil scientists long long ago were trying to make a weapon that was so uncannily normal looking that it wohld go totally unnoticed. They probably didnt expect that it would literally be used in foods and drinks and other shit all over the world. This weapon? The lemon. The fruit Lemon Demon used for his name.

So why were they trying to make this weapon? No idea. Probably to fight the nazis. Or God. But maybe they didn't mean to make this fruit so awesome. Maybe it was supposed to kill people instead of making their faces twist and their lips pucker. Think about it.

And yes, Lemons do grow naturally now, but they didn't back then until the tangerine and the citrus were fused. Magic. I dont really know how that happened but I do know that plants have sex somehow and that Is how this bullshit happens. And now we have the lemon. Yay. Even though IT SUCKS!!! LEMON IS THE SECOND WORST FLAVOR AFTER GRAPE AND NO ONE CAN PROVE ME OTHERWISE. I ONLY LIKE PINK LEMONADE AND I HARDLY EVEN DRINK IT!!!

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[mini-sae]

Kylo Ren alphabet

A ( aftercare ) : Kylo is not much into rough sex. But sometimes, at your demand, he's so brutal that you end up sobbing in pleasure. Then he stops everything. Even though he didnt cum, he takes care of you.

B ( body part ) : Your face. He's watching it and caressing it everytime he can. Even when you're on your knees, he prefers caressing your face with his cock than fucking your mouth.

C ( cum ) : Well when it's not on your face, he likes to cum deep inside you. And when it leaks out, he tries to contain it with his fingers.

D ( dirty secret ) : He uses the force on you, to your knowledge. But he used the force before you were together. Reading your desires and your darkest fantasies.

E ( experience ) : Not much, really. He had a few encounters but nothing serious. And then, his mind was only focused on the first order. Now it's only focused on you.

F ( favorite position ) : On top of you, definitely. He can kiss you lovingly all over your face and see your every reaction. He's also in total control in this position.

G ( goofy ) : Kylo is not a goofy person, but he's amused by your eagerness. He likes playing with you very much.

H ( hair ) : Not so much hair. A little on his private area.

I ( intimacy ) : When you started dating him, you were sure he would be rough and demanding in bed. But actually, he's mostly vulnerable and thoughtful. It's complicated at first, but the more he trusts you, the more he let you see him. Really see him. He smiles at you like he never smiled before. He tells you that he's lucky that you love him back.

J ( jack off ) : Like any man, Kylo needs to blow off the steam. Now he has you, but he used to touch himself every night.

K ( kink ) : He loves your blowjobs, you're amazing at it, but he loves even more that you let him total control. He then grabs your hair and fucks your mouth the way he wants.

L ( location ) : If you initiate it, Kylo is willing to take you anytime and anywhere you want. But he's the most comfortable in your bedroom. He just thrives in that place that belongs to just the two of you.

M ( motivation ) : It can be anything, really. He can be transfixed on your lips when you smile. On your ass when you walk in front of him. On your breast when you're facing him. Everything about you triggers him.

N ( no ) : Sharing is caring. Well not for Kylo. If one of his men looks at you in the wrong way, you can be sure that their lifeless body will be found very quick. And even if he wants honesty from you, try to avoid talking abour your precedents relationships.

O ( oral ) : He's a giver, for sure. But he just can't resist to feel your lips wrapped around his cock. He loves it when you're worshipping him. And he loves to see you stay still while he's using your mouth for his pleasure.

P ( pace ) : Even though Kylo can be very controlling in bed, he mostly loves to worship you as you worship him. He takes all the time he needs to discover every inch of your body. His need for tenderness is never as strong than when he's inside of you.

Q ( quickie ) : You have to make the first step, but if you ask nicely, he will give you a hard and fast pounding to please you.

R ( risk ) : No risk. Kylo would never risk of being caught fucking you in an inappropriate place at an inappropriate time. And he holds you in a too high esteem to risk anyone seeing you in an awkward position. Literally.

S ( stamina ) : Kylo has years of training behind him. He's one of the greatest fighter in the universe, wich means that he can fight for a very long time without getting tired. Fucking you ask no physical effort of him. If he was not caring about your wellbeing, he'd fuck you every nights, all night long.

T ( toys ) : He sometimes agree for the experience of it and because it makes you happy. But he's not really into it. He's not fan of the idea that it's not only him who can give you pleasure.

U ( unfair ) : When his insecurities takes the best of him, he needs to see you craving for his touch. Hearing you begging makes his heart swell.

V ( volume ) : Kylo does not scream or shout. He doesn't even raise his voice. His dark and low voice is so compelling that it's enough for you to comply. His low groans when he cums are such a turn on for you.

W ( wild card ) : He considers you as his equal. The love of his life. But when you call him master, he's like a wild beast who's only purpose is to ravish you.

X ( x ray ) : Ethereal. He's so tall and his chest is like something you never seen. When he's caging you, towering you, you feel like you will disappear in him. You're so tiny next to him that it's a wonder that he didn't break you in half yet.

Y ( yearning ) : There's no limits to his yearning for you. Either he's with you or not, he has that primal needs to feel you against him. To have you in his arms. Wich is where you belong.

Z ( zzzz ) : You rarely fall asleep before he does. Watching you being content and safe in his arms while your breathing is slowing down melts his heart.

[padfootastic]

OKAY SO THIS IS SOMETHING ME AND MY FRIEND DO THAT I SORTA NOW HC J & S TO DO IT AS WELL and i need you- queen of prongsfoot to tell me weather if they also would do this or this sleep-deprived me talking

so every year basically on our birthdays we send each other letters. and by sending I mean hand delivering it to them cause we live two mins away

but it just always has this format right? the address while following the normal format didn't contain the actual working address ala harry potter style kinda like for ex

ash/resident of everlasting patience and stupidity/ mountain of discarded coffee cups/ 16000 pictures in phone gallery street

but then the letter would be the most beautiful piece of ode to friendship to each other and just her and she shines my world and just e v e r y t h i n g.

like my description of notes is this should be so emotive that the reader is reduced to tears laughs and everything in between and those letters (more like a 5 page essay) is something that is one of my most cherished thing to get yearly.

and if you want to add angst to it, imagine sirius finding all those old james letters for each one of his birthday and one maybe for his 22nd one that he didnt get to read for lets just sya reasons

the way i saw u write this in real time and still took so long to get to it 😭😭 i should be locked up i s2g.

no okay but listen!!!! ur onto something here!!!

so. because i’m me, i’m gonna add an aspect of generational/familial history to it. so, imagine like fleamont and/or euphemia writing letters for james on his birthdays, right? and it’s filled with these heartfelt, funny messages and he cherishes them a lot. brings them to hogwarts and reads them when he’s feeling upset (only making himself more homesick in the process lol)

and then on sirius’ first bday in hogwarts (which is only a couple months in, yeah?) he sees that he gets a terrible, horrible letter from his family that doesn’t nothing except scold him/humiliate him and how it hurts sirius. SO. in a bid to restructure his perception of bday letters, james borrows from his own tradition & starts writing letters for sirius. he’s so filled w affection always that it’s absolutely not a problem for him to fill pages upon pages. (and u can even add the address thing as way for j to make it funny so sirius laughs!!)

so yeah, james starts it and slowly, hesitantly, sirius does the same. he’s never as proficient at it as james is, because he’s not as emotional in the first place, but whatever he writes is always heartfelt. (also, in a creative sirius scenario, u could hc that he draws something or composes music just for james and that’s equally sentimental but w/o being so horribly revealing?)

and like yeah, imagine then that james has got his 22nd bday letter all written and stuff bc he’s a little dork who never leaves stuff until the last minute unless he can help it, right? and despite doing this for a decade (a decade!!! they only had a decade together!!!) he’s still so fucking excited to write a fresh one bc he loves gifting and making people happy etc etc, and so he writes it, and keeps it in a nice little envelope w the potter seal embossed on it, just waiting to give it to sirius & see his expression (fav part) except.

except he can’t.

and when sirius enters the house, he sees james’ cold, dead body lying on the floor first, but once he gets up from the ground, he spots the envelope a few feet away and lets out a howl like never before. reads it so obsessively he can recite it, each word hitting like a stab in the heart.

(or, alternatively, u can imagine him somehow discovering the letter post-azkaban after he’s spends dozen years being psychologically tortured, reliving the potters’ deaths, and believing himself to be the cause of it. u pick)

(and of course, once sirius escapes, he does the same for harry. and to parallel james & sirius, the letter he writes for harry’s 16th is left in GP and harry only finds it after the war—or even during when they halt there—when he’s cleaning it up or wtv and basically breaks down all over again)

[dr-annie]

✨Incorrect quotes✨

STRIKER :

Striker: When do I get my own gun?

Annie: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

Striker: I was arrested for being too cool.

Annie: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Striker, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Annie: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Annie: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Striker, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Annie: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Annie: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Striker, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

Annie: Fight me!

Striker: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Striker: Fight me for the rest of our lives..

Striker: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Annie: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Striker: Stop.

Striker: *angrily presses Annie against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Annie: ...

Annie: Are we about to kiss-

Striker: Babe, you're so funny!

Annie: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Striker: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

Striker: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Annie.

Striker:

Striker: Don’t tell them I said that.

Annie: I know how this must look but I can assure you we have a perfectly logical explanation.

Striker: Yeah! We’re cowards!

Annie: Why are you late?

Striker: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Annie: Overslept?

Striker: Overslept.

VELVETTE (red-velvette-cakes) :

Annie: So you like cats?

Velvette: Yeah.

Annie: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Velvette: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Annie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Velvette: ...

Velvette: You mean ring bearER, right?

Annie: ...

Velvette: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Velvette: Is something burning?

Annie, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Velvette: Annie, the toaster is literally on fire.

Annie: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Velvette: Annie, that’s gay.

Annie: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

Velvette: We have a problem.

Annie: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Annie: We should be partners.

Velvette: You mean like, partners in crime?

Annie: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

Annie: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Velvette: There are no books in prison.

Annie: *sighs* Thank you.

Velvette: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Annie: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

Annie: How do you want your coffee?

Velvette: Black, like my soul.

Annie:

Annie: Velvette, your soul is a latte.

Velvette walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Annie, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Annie, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Velvette: This date is boring!

Annie: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Velvette: Then why did you invite me?

Annie: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Annie I'll do whatever I want!

Annie: Well, Velvette and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Annie: That's right... We kissed!

Velvette: How much did you spend on this date?

Annie: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

Velvette: I feel like doing something stupid.

Annie: I’m stupid, do me.

Velvette: Annie, I…

Velvette: I love you!

Annie: Not my problem.

Annie, texting Velvette: Velvette there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Annie: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Annie: Velvette

Annie: Velvette

Velvette: Velvette is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

Velvette (ask-velvette-offical) :

Velvette: look Annie, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Velvette: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

Velvette : AWWWW ODETTE'S SO NICE! SHE'S WAY BETTER THAN ANNIE

Annie : well fuck you too!

Annie, turning to Velvette: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

Velvette: Remember, if you die in the simulation—

Annie: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.

Velvette: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! What is WRONG with you?!

Annie: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Velvette: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Annie: There. How do I look?

Velvette: Like a cheap French harlot.

Annie: French?!

Annie : I'M DUTCH MOTHERFUCKER!

Annie: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Velvette: Where were they?

Annie: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

Velvette, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.

Baxter :

Annie: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Baxter: How so?

Annie: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Annie, confused and exasperated: Baxter, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

Baxter: Politely.

Baxter: *raises eyebrows*

Annie: Put those back down!

*Annie and Baxter are texting*

Annie: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Baxter: What did they change my name to?

Annie: Chosen One.

Baxter: Don’t change it back.

Annie: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Baxter: I’m the chosen one.

Baxter: You look really stressed.

Annie: Haha, it’s the stress.

Baxter : Annie are you okay?

Baxter: Hey Annie, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Baxter: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Annie: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Annie: The fucking satisfaction.

*While planning to break in somewhere*

Baxter: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"

Annie: What?

Baxter: "Get Help."

Annie: No.

Baxter: C'mon, you love it!

Annie: I hate it.

Baxter: It's great! It works every time!

Annie: It's humiliating.

Baxter: Do you have a better plan?

Annie: No.

Baxter: We're doing it!

Annie: We are not doing "Get Help!"

*A Minute Later*

Baxter, carrying Annie: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Annie at guards, knocking them out*

Baxter: Ahh, classic!

Annie: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.

Baxter, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

Baxter: *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Annie: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Baxter: So, what's for dinner?

Annie, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

(@ask-velvette-official @red-velvette-cakes @baxter-science-fish @the-cowboy-of-wrath)

[bigmack2go]

I havent posted abt atwow in much too long so…

Aonunete

Aqachno/rotxorro!!!

Lesbian or aro-ace kiri

Non-binary kiri👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Tuk went from the most feminine female to the genderlessed baddass in the history of gerless badasses

^human au Tuk🤷🏼‍♀️^

Gender confused Rotxo [male or non binary] (in the end he just decides they doesn’t need a lable)

Tsireya and neteyam are besties!

Just found out it isnt canon that koko loro and rotxo r triplets LIKE BRO THE LOOK T H E S. A. M. E.

Ao'nung and rotxo both would be one of those guys to wear a purple hoodie with a black daun-jacket all fall and winter as their only outfit but it somehow always stays clean. Any way aonung would have that style in a very straight way (this man is everything but straight 💀😭)

Double eyebrowpircing human rotxo

Kiri has freckles and she would 100% be on wich-tok, tumblr, and collect christals if she were human

And tsirey pulls of e. V. E. R. Y. Eyeliner look, style and color

I just wanna say i believe in sully-brothers-wearing-toothnecklaces supremacy

Rotxo-> purple hoodie with goofy pictures

Kiri is one if those remus-lupin-cardigans girls to cry to lana del ray in the bathroom (me)

And she showed tsireya lana-del-ray

and kiri hhas a septum and an eybrowpricing maybe even a lip or toungeonr

And loak is a basketballer i just know it

And he would be one of those people who could just where whatever combined with what ever and call it style and it would work.

(Wich is the worst part of these people istg)(IM LOOKING AT YOU JIMMY I HOPE YOU FEEL MY GLARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU WANNA SLEEP BUT THAT TNGLE IN YOUR VACK KEEPS YOU AWAKE what—)

While neteyam on the other hand would have the best and most homosexual (-/j) style that exists in this universe like bri he be so fine

And allthough he almost never does he could ahundret percend pull of indiekid (he usually pulls of normal indie but ykyk)

PLUS neteyem eventually beat some actual style into him

Also if this isnt human loak i dont want it

Neteyam also would have the best music taste and you K N O W it

Neitiri would obviously be of faith and Neteyam too. Neteyam would be one of those guys thats friends woth the cool kids but solehow hea the only one in that friendgroup that has morals.

Aonung our beach boy surfer boy he's so QuiRcy Ahhh 🤪🤪 (i just cringed at my self) Tangtop and bathshorts summerjob at some random pool am i wrong??

and tuk did karate

TELL ME IM WRONG

I DARE U

And aonung almost cried when he got his tatoos. For. every. Single. One.

Now that would be totally fine if he didn’t go around telling everyone how tough he was and how it didnt even hurt, just tickled. (Nete was there for some of them. He bust raises his eyebrows and silently judges him when he says shit like that)

Rotxos tail curls when hes rly happy or exited

If rotxo was to cook smt he would 100% burn it and when i say burn it i dont mean Oh No ITs AIL bLaCk AnD cRuSTy NO I MEAN

FIRE

There

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME NORM SPELLMAN WOULDNT HAVE PLAYED 'BORN THIS WAY' TO SPIDER FUCJING SOCCORO WHEN HE CAME OUT AS TRANS

Oh and also i just know he loved golf back on earth

Jake showed them all human stuff like lana del ray and shit and spider is in LOVE woth spiderman like broooooo uts just a little too accurate

And they're all Beyoncé obsessed bc jake showed them

Some of these are from my friend btw but she doesn’t have tumblr. ALSO i made none of the incredible artworks! The TikTok of the artist is in each photo!

[strykingback]

That's a long winded way of saying, "I don't like this show yet I stick around in this toxic relationship I have with it to win or something."

Seriously, everything you said isn't worth it. It sounds like you want to make your own fantasy story not unlike RWBY yet can't get over the latter like a bitter ex-partner.

Are you okay? Legit asking as a concerned citizen.

First things first, I am okay I mean how about you. I'm certain everyone who has been roastin' yo ass since yesterday. Cause daaaaaamn man. I can smell a whole barbecue over there!

But anyway.... to start things off.

Something really tells me you didn't read through the whole fucking reblog and only sent this in. Do I need to repeat it so you can firmly grasp it? Cause certainly you need to grasp it!!

Also since you didnt read through the literal paragraphs about my canon divergence Atlas and Mistral regions and even about Robyn Hill and Ironwoods canon divergence. Oh wait a minute, I think you may not know the definition of canon-divergence. Hold up let me get it for you, okay? Canon Divergence:  a fandom term, used when fanfiction is set in a universe that diverges from the original canon due to changing a character's backstory or the plot overall.

(Note- This can also apply to Roleplaying blogs as myself)

Yeah, its that easy to make a story for Ironwood and Robyn Hill and still make it good for both of them for everyone to enjoy. Not like a pasty ol' Karen and a plot-twist villain in the main canon.

But enough of that but just the fact that you say it isnt worth it towards a VERY strong answer. Kind of tells me that its like: "Oh its not good to match canon." I dont know what kind of world you live in amigo, but it aint one I wanna be on. Also another thing to say is.

People on the RWDE tag can still like certain aspects of RWBY and can still be critical about it at the SAME time. It doesnt hurt to do that and trust me it does not hurt me as I can seriously take the wild bullshit the main canon does and can cook it back out as something incredibly Canon-Divergent and people will like it.

Also what is this weakness man, this weak ask you sent me amigo. Cause I was expecting so so MUCH BETTER. It's no wonder why yo ass is getting cooked in the RWDE tag. man...Like who let you cook?!

Cause I think I turned yo ass into a five star at a five star restaurant with a side of steak that is....

W e l l

T h e

F u ck

D O N E

Now enough of that, now then back to roleplaying for me and also go back to Lilith and cry her a goddamn river why dont ya. Ya fuckin simp!