#i did this during my lunch break

[katieodoodle]

A quick Quinn Hills doodle(s) for the soul

[xstarrydawnx]

sooo no longer you amirite?

[scoots-canoe]

Original comic template by mhuyo

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Same fingerprint scanner my ass

The Samsung does NOT have a round fingerprint scanner

But in all honesty, I couldn't identify a phone if it had a fuckin model number on it

I'll be totally honest here... I did notice the shape was different from the start. I was being lazy and thought, "oh its just the angle.... the edit I did over the original could've compressed the pixels to make it look round.... yeah no need to dig any further" <- Thats the devil talking.

It kills me to read the notes on the og post cause everyone thinks I didn't notice the fingerprint scanner when the truth is much more embarrassing: I ignored it cause I'm what you might call... stupid

[spacenintendogs]

rose if ur doing requests I’d actually die to see more toothless I ADORE how you draw dragons (toothless doing a silly art project)

K love u bye bye

hiccup: that doesn't look ANYTHING like me

[tj-crochets]

So it turns out there's a big craft guild organization thing only a few hours from where I live (I saw an ad for their craft fair), and I got like half my holiday shopping done on their website, and the box arrived today! The thing I was most excited to see in person is fragile, though, and it's really well wrapped in bubble wrap and I don't want it to break when I mail it to the friend it's for, so I am not unwrapping it, but oh man the temptation is there lol I also got myself a little metal bug made of a bottle cap and some wire. It lives on my little corkboard where I put postcards and thank you cards now

[galaxostars]

“Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we’re opened, we’re red.” ― Clive Barker

[divine-misfortune]

cancelling the rest of my plans for the day bc your fleshlight post about phantom has me on the floor and I can NOT get up

The post in question :))

Dew stares up at him through those pale eyelashes. A look that could have been soft, innocent. Should have been. No, Dew was watching him with the attentiveness of a hungry dog despite everything else about him being relaxed. At ease. Something Phantom was far from.

Face still colored with humiliation, Dew only sought to deepen the violet in his cheeks - he wanted his embarrassment to be vivid, the closest thing to tangible he could get.

The fire ghoul kept his fingers curled around the hard plastic regardless of his little mewls of protest. Slowly rocking it back and forth, just enough to tug at his knot (but more so to remind him of how pathetic it was to be trapped in fucking fleshlight) and let a little bit of his cum dribble out. There had been the beginnings of a wet spot on the front of his pants to begin with, a little overzealous with lube, but it was growing to become far more noticeable.

Dew smiled up at him with the faintest hint of teeth as Phantom's nails dug into the couch cushions, another sound of objection starting to bubble up but Dew hushed him before it found its way to the surface.

"Just helping bug," he shifted onto his knees. "Wanna make sure you're properly taken care of."

His pale hair slipped from where it had been tucked behind his ear as he dipped his head, forked tongue flicking out to grace where skin and silicone met. Phantom screwed his eyes shut and tried not to buck upwards at the warmth of Dew's exhale. Breath audibly hitching when he was given more, he didn't know if it was too much or not enough. It was something and he couldn't wrap his mind around it, or anything for that matter. His brain was still fuzzy, had been since he'd first popped the head of his cock into the toy now serving as a means of torture, but Dew was steadily pushing him towards having straight up static in his skull with every little movement.

When Dew kissed over his sack in an oddly sweet gesture before taking one of his balls into his mouth, it was decidedly too much. Phantom sounded wounded with his cry and Dew let out a pleased sound in response. Little vibrations to accompany the languid caress of his tongue and Phantom's eyes were nearly crossing.

"Dew - Dew, fuck, you gotta-"

He pulled off with a satisfying pop that left the little ghoul sagging into the couch.

"I know baby, i know" the sympathy in his voice was just honey masking the medicine. "Your balls still feel so full, must hurt so bad."

"Wh..." he blinked slowly, brows drawing together.

Dew tutted at him and got off the floor, finding a new home straddling his lap. Phantom couldn't help that his hands automatically went to place on his waist, his blind obedience earned him a soft chuckle. Holding the toy steady in one hand, the other came to cup his jaw and turn his face upwards before Dew kissed him.

It was no longer a gentle push towards that far away headspace, more like a full-on shove when Dew's tongue slipped into his mouth. He could taste himself, kinda salty but heady all the same, mixed with something floral lingering in the other ghoul's mouth. Kinda reminded him of Mountain's breakfast teas. Familiar and the last solid thing he could hope to latch onto to not slip entirely, but that lasted as long as it took for Dew to start shifting the toy again.

Phantom moaned into his mouth, allowing Dew to lick that much deeper. There was a bit more give to the toy now, his knot deflating slowly, slower than he'd like but too quick for Dew's liking.

He pulled back and Phantom found himself sitting there with his tongue lolling out of his mouth, fixated on the string of saliva connecting them up until it broke.

"Gonna help you feel good," Dew's thumb stroked his jaw. "Make my good boy feel good, doesn't that sound nice?"

"But...'M sensitive."

"Just sensitive cause you didn't do a good enough job, silly boy."

"I-I didn't?"

Dew shook his head and tsked. Phantom's ears pinned back at his apparent disappointment but still twitched at the slick sound of the fleshlight stroking over him. The immediate discomfort of overstimulation felt further off but still around the corner, it wouldn't take much for the pinpricks of agonizing pleasure to dig into him again.

"I'm just gonna take care of you, get that knot nice and fat so nothing spills out."

His eyes fluttered when Dew's thumb pushed between his lips, heavy head dropping against the back of the couch with a groan. Dew had found an unfortunately efficient motion. Like a more complicated handjob in a way, stroking, twisting as soon as he felt resistance to his pull. Effectively milking him for everything he had - and Dew planned on taking everything he had to give. He could feel the last of the blood in his head rushing towards his cock. Traitorously staying fat and continuing to ache, his knot threatening to swell again, Dew had more control of his body than he did.

"Wanna see you fuck this pretty little pussy full."

[indecisive-dizzy]

alright here's a silly headcanon for yall

Eddie routinely takes an after lunch nap every Sunday when the Post Office is closed.

It's such a habit now that he always gets quite sleepy after lunch anytime of the week. But he only naps on Sundays. It's unprofessional to sleep on the job ya know. /lh /silly

[fox-guardian]

okay episode has been listened to. holy fucking shit man

[zrllosyn-art]

[OC: Haru]

I keep forgetting i can post unfinished things here too....

[nattaphum]

In case you missed it:

this is the full IG live of Be on Cloud of Mile and Apo from their hotel in Mumbai (~ 6min long) ❤️

Highlights:

Min 00:20 - 00:32

Apo takes Mile’s sunglasses

Min 01:17 - 01:22

P’gift: *pissed* when there are these 2 people together, it's all very messy.

(lmaoooo i love her)

Min 01:23 - 01:34

Mile: Mumbai is 29°C and Thailand (Bangkok) is 35°C . Thailand won by 6 degrees.

Min 02:20 - 02:43

Apo said that he learned that in India when people shake their heads it means "it's kinda okay, it’s so-so" and then they started to shake their heads

Min 03:12 - 03:31

Pond: *reads a fan comment* mileapo is real *mile and apo impassive, pretend they didn’t hear (lmaooo)* pond: you guys have to wait for tonight

(Ok 👀 )

Min 4:08 - 4:37

Pond: *reads another fan comment for mile* are you hotter than India's weather?

Mile: not that extreme, i’m just a warm person, not to the extent to be considered "hot"

Pond: i wanna vomit

Apo: if you’re going to vomit, i wanna join too. I'm kidding, i'm kidding. He's already HOT and i remember when he was dancing at the concert *giggles*

Mile:*smiles*

Min 04:40 - 04:57

the hotel that they're staying is 120 years old this year and apo said he wants to bring all the interiors back home to Thailand because they’re beautiful. Actually they were talking about the skills of doing a live but then apo suddenly talked about how he wanted to take things home so they said:

Apo: i want to ask and bring home...

Mile: this is it! some people might have the skills to do a live and some don’t, they just talk about anything it suits them… i was just joking, just joking… joking *laughs*

Translations by strawberrymilk

Live with eng subs

[hideyseek]

ok not to say i am necessarily ... writing again. (bc i do seem to still be surprising myself with how badly i dont want to write -- or more accurately, how absolutely meh i feel about it) but! i did pick up my docs for the sex intermediary fic to read through again and it was surprisingly enjoyable to sift through the down draft and go "oh wow okay, after guardian bingo i can do this a lot more effectively now" and scribble down a bunch more worldbuilding thoughts

[harringroveera]

Hey! Drew you some creelson since you’re the whole reason that I kinda ship it now lol

Romance is dead, Henry murdered it to impress Eddie :)

THIS MADE MY DAY!!! MADE MY ABSOLUTELY DAY!!!!!

—and of course Henry would actually kill for Eddie (he did) Eddie is totally impressed honestly

[dragongirldeity]

i know it'll probably be lost in the sea of responses but i have a big reply to the CEO boy, for the folks who enjoy my salient snark and general level of seething dislike of tech guys. better than my one last night and, frankly, hopefully gets read by some folks at Tumblr.

[worldsokayestdragon]

Back in college every time I had a writing assignment that I'd left to the last minute (frequent occurrence I was a writing major with bad time management skills) I'd pull up a youtube playlist of all the Homestuck music to shift into writing mode and then bust out a short story/novela chapter/research paper in one go.

Today I'm finding out if whatever conditioning that did to my brain is still in effect while I work on the greedxling week prompt for today that I've known about for ages but didn't start sooner because of afformentioned bad time management.