#i cleared the bar i set

[noracharlesandherdogasta]

Sincere thanks for the good vibes; today was nowhere near as bad as I'd feared

[fkitwebhaal]

In contrast to Ulder Ravenguard, I think Gale could bring any of the Origins home as his fiancee and Morena Dekarios would be fine with it.

I am saying this not as a jab against Ulder or even claiming Morena is a better parent than him (we don't know anything about her except her and Gale seem to get along).

I say this solely because if your son gets dumped by a Goddess, has a magical orb that is stuck in his chest, spends a year in a tower refusing to leave, vanishes without a word, and then shows up months later minus said orb AND in a happy relationship? And that person talked him out of blowing himself up for said Goddess and helped him save the world? IDGAF who he brought home as long as they genuinely love him and treat him well.

Women my son is going to Hell for to fix her heart. Not an ideal place for him to be but fuck it, he's getting out of the house, as long as they send post cards.

Former warlock who was cursed by patron and is now either a duke (heck yes) or going to Hell for his bestie and my son is going with. Same as above, sounds great, did you know my son's fiancee can dance.

Warrior from the astral plane going to fight a lich queen? I cannot stress how exciting it is to see him to get out of the house and she can and will carry him to safety, zero objections.

Vampire spawn? A little blood loss is WAY BETTER than the orb situation, just make sure to watch your iron intake son. Eat more spinach.

Former cultist to an evil God? Let bygones be bygones, key word here is former.

Former leader of a cult of an evil god. KEY WORD HERE IS FORMER IT'S FINE.

[pikkish]

I thought it was hilarious, at first, that everyone’s decided Doomguy is still the protagonist of MyHouse.wad. After all, it doesn’t really have much more to do with Doom than gmod has to do with Half-Life 2. But then I remembered, isn’t that a plot point of Doom II? Visiting the burnt out ruins of your hometown on your way to the portal to Hell? Why couldn’t Doomguy take a few minutes to have a nightmare of an emotional journey in a childhood friend’s home to come to terms with everyone and everything he ever loved being destroyed?

[fictionadventurer]

The worst part about reading in a genre where you have low expectations (in this case, Christian historical fiction) is that when a book impresses you, you have no idea if it's actually good or if you're just overly impressed because it was a fraction of a degree better than the usual garbage.

[whiskeyswifty]

First new Ari, then Bey, then Vampire Weekend, and finally Taylor like what an absolutely incredible time to be me when all of my favs release new music in the span of a MONTH. And it’s all EXCELLENT (well dead poets remains to be seen, or heard rather) but my god what an embarrassment of riches for me! And then hottie 3000 Dua Lipa as a little bonus a month later like what a feast!!!

[froggynelson]

also repeating my tags on a post again but. devil's reign adaptation.... doing butch without mike. how do you build a personal relationship with him and daredevil without mike, or any other close connection. heather. why is the first thing they come up is a couple's therapist, would she still be a society girl coming to terms with death, crime and a family business, and since she was only signed for one season, how would you make her have a tragic downfall in just one season. not only it would be repetitive given what's the catalyst for this season, but it would also adapt her death into a fridging. well, adapting plot elements into something with unfortunate implications that were either not there to begin with or not as prevalent is already a track record that the daredevil tv series have

[lustrecannon]

one of a set of bsd flower paintings i did back in late 2020/early 2021

[invinciblerodent]

it's been a real struggle to find notebooks that I actually like, but I think I have found myself at a crossroads where I must ask myself--

am I the kind of person who would put function above form, and use the lovely, though plain notebooks from the office supply store

or am I the type to say fuck it, form over function, bitch, and order a custom-made one with a collage of my blorbo on it strictly for the meme

[surreality51]

Tennis blorbo visa eligibility requirements: 

Be a really good tennis player. GOAT status not required, but just please please please don’t lose so much that I fall into a pit of despair

Drink your Respect Women juice regularly. Allegations of domestic abuse, sexual harassment, or supporting the views of misogynists like Andrew Tate are automatic disqualifiers.

Have a generally positive attitude. 

Don’t be a political conservative, Republican, COVID denier, or MAGA/Trump/fascism supporter

Respect the game and your opponents. Warnings will be issued for racket smashing, tantrums, and generally behaving like a whiny baby.

Getting called out by Sir Andy Murray with “nobody likes you” is an automatic disqualifier.

Please be prepared to present your credentials at the next available window. 

[lonepower]

god how the Fuck does this man do it

[lovecolibri]

Final thought before I disappear into my d20 brainrot.

My knee-jerk reaction is "wow this sure looks a lot like an "I'm allowed to have other friends but you're not" type deal" and I'm not feeling that. Plus, Buck being "uuugh Eddie is cockblocking me!" only works if we've established that Buck knows he's in love with Eddie but doesn't think he has a chance so that angle's not working for me either. However, this is just a little clip, and it might make me laugh in the episode and it might be fine and it might be tolerable to watch. I'm reserving the right to land on either side of the fence. But after so many seasons of watching Buck and Eddie build a whole life and raise a whole child together, forgive me for being a bit 🙄 that Buck could (we still don't know how exactly it's playing out, hence why I'm waiting on full judgment) have an "oh I like men" moment and NOT tie it back into his feelings for Eddie but for some dude he barely knows. Again, it could be fine! Tommy could be the vehicle that leads to Buck opening those pretty eyes of his to see what was in front of his face this whole time. But until I see how they decide to play it all out, I'm just....reserving thoughts and feelings I guess. Because it could play out really well, but there are a lot of potential pit-falls, so we'll see I guess? ANYWAY. Cheers everyone, enjoy the speculation, imma go watch my emotional support millennials be ridiculous and try to shut my brain up for a few hours.

[skymagpie]

Ignore tag venting about 20 year old pirate films </3

[quietwingsinthesky]

even has killed people—though perhaps that depends on your definition of people—and it’s not. how do i put it. it’s never cool, you know? it’s never a moment where this puts them in control of a situation, where they can show off some skill in putting someone down. because even is not, generally, very powerful, and they do not know how to do this.

it just gets messy.

which is one of those terrible reasons why they… well, they don’t like the master, but they have to like that she can do it easy, quick, clean. she can give even the ability to, as well, when she wants. if for no other reason than it means that they won’t have to scrub it raw off their skin later, they appreciate that.

[caterpillarinacave]

I’m dumb as shit and making terrible decisions but BOY am I in a good mood

[beetlebite]

imagine being such a lame ass boyfriend that you get shown up by a straight man who is known primarily for being a major dickhead

[kittycatcock]

How do you get turned on by spreadsheets 😭 girl u gotta elaborate

how, u askk? EASILY with this SEXUAL PROWESS and my LOW BAR FOR GETTING FLUSTERED