#i cant wait to marry them

[grenadineguts]

i love my girlfriend so much..,

[shootingstarrfish]

i love the contrast between how the game wants you to view Solomon (sussy baka man who is very terrible i promise i swear hes horrible you shouldnt trust him okay trust me hes the worst)

and then how Solomon acts in Nightbringer (will live in the past where everyone hates him/isnt as close to him just to protect you and just wants to be a househusband and will go to war against powerful demons for you despite his powers being weakened and literally just wants you to be safe)

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[itsredpaint]

"fish how many times are u going to remake ur tgcf au" yes

[paintpaintpaintman]

Dropkick your spouses my Leader, it'll be funny

I will miss this ask in my ask box dearly

YOU GOT IT, ANON!

Absolutely did not need to resurrect 4 people for +25 faith but the process was too sweet a deal. Jort is the worst one.

Fuck you Jort, all the issues started with Jort. I was married to Mercius and I was so excited and then stupid Jort took him away from me!!!! If it was someone else, sure. But Jort???? Jean Shorts the piss donkey?????? Who falls in love with a piss donkey named fucking Jort. So I killed Jort. And then I killed Mercius and proceeded to manic-marry Urion and Juulius, but it just wasn't the same. So I brought Jort and Mercius back, but I married Jort in front of stupid Mercius and then killed him again. All in a days work 😎

And now, I live in fear every day that Narinder will be the fifth god seduced by Jim Pickens original.

So 1) all of them died from old age accept STUPID AWFUL HORRENDOUS MERCIUS WHO BROKE MY HEART OVER A MAN NAMED JORT

and

2) I am actually wonderful at naming cultists and do NOT have a bias with names towards the ones I like

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#They Get More And More Married Every Season

[k-is-for-potassium]

*sigh* im gonna wife her up

im gonna marry her

no one can stop me

[evilkaeya]

sumeru cast save me sumeru cast

[applesaucesims]

Knowing there was no point in dragging along the process of telling Emma about his romantic and sexual preferences, Niall took a deep breath and just started letting it all out as fast as he could.

Although he stumbled over his words a bit, he did get it out there. While he did not necessarily expect a bad reaction from Emma, he was surprised to see her be as accepting and calm about the news as she was. After speaking to both his fiancée and his sister about this, Niall realised it was mostly his own insecurity that was wearing him down. Sure, he was not over it completely, but he was getting there, and he knew he was not alone in his path to self-acceptance.

[TRANSCRIPT]

Niall: "I suppose it's best to just go ahead and say it, no more hesitations." *deep sigh* "I love you, Emma. And I like... women, right? Just generally, I mean."

Emma: "Uh, right?"

Niall: "Uhm, hypothetically, I would be... also attracted to men, though. Well, not hypothetically. In fact, I have been with a man in the past."

Niall: "I feel incredibly guilty for not telling you earlier. I care so much about you, darling, and I understand if you're mad at me."

Emma: "Mad at you? Niall, do you really think that would bother me?"

Niall: "No, but... I don't know."

Niall: "I still have a lot of... stuff to figure out. About myself. It's difficult. And I struggle to accept this part of myself. But I'm working on it."

Emma: "That's okay, my love. I'm glad you told me about this. If you want to talk about it, I'm here. And if you don't want to... take your time, yes?"

Niall: "Thanks, Em. You have no idea how relieved I am you're not upset."

Emma: "Of course I wouldn't be upset. I love you, you know?"

Niall: "I know."

Niall: "I can't wait to marry you."

Emma: "Me neither."

[cxtxphile]

small hyenajuice sketch dump before i delete discord till i see bj2 on thursday night :D

[mayxo-hxh]

very important... gotta share my merhisoillu sims with everyone. The old save got corrupted and i just made a new one. heres some of my fav pics of my old one.

my babies... i love them so much.

on a very climactic ending to that save, illumi actually had just graduated!!!!!!!

i was actually gonna give them a family, but then i lost their save files. rip. BUT!! FEAR NOT AS I HAVE FINALLY RECREATED THEM IN THE PAST FEW DAYS!! (shout out to lau helped me so much during this tiring process the sims fucking sucks lmfao)

AND THIS TIME IM STARTING THEIR JOURNEY FROM THEM JUST BEING FRIENDS SO. LETS GO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[nozunhinged]

The way welcome to samdal-ri handles love and friendship makes me want to rip my eyes out (from all the crying because it's so fucking beautiful STOP IT)

[catboyidia]

for fathers day angeal cant catch a single break. each year zack is glued to angeals side, wont stop calling him dad, and he has gotten angeal a new gift that has had a weirder and cringier quote on it each time. when cloud started getting closer to zack and the firsts, zack roped him into all his weird shenanigans and celebrating (torturing) angeal on fathers day was no exception, so as time went on and angeal acquired cloud as a second son, he also acquired twice as many strange gifts… and twice as much bullying from genesis about angeal being zack and clouds “dad”, which wouldnt be too bad until it was learned that genesis was also helping pick out the worst they could possibly find, because of course if theres a way to (lovingly) make fun of his boyfriend hes going to jump on it immediately. whenever sephiroth gets back from giving hojo his fathers day gift (a brand new stab wound, and a custom card telling him how horrible he is), he cant help but to smile at all the shit thats going down, and the stories of what all transpired up to that moment, between his boyfriends and zack and cloud (who have lovingly adopted angeal as their dad)

[simple-and-cozy-life]

Can't wait to be a mom someday

[fivefeetfangirl]

Okay so according to Wikipedia Ty Olsson got divorced in 2021 (married in 2019, based on photos it looks like dj was a groomsman) so when did this relationship go from bff's to bfs?? Anyone else being totally blindsided by this relationship???

[virgil-upinthestars]

look it's late and I can't sleep but why is it that a lot of media spends all its time dancing with a big will-they-won't-they and then ends almost immediately after they do?? my good sirs I waited all this time I was so patient it may be a nice and easy way to de-escalate tension towards the end of the story but I am sad and lonely give me ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP you COWARDS