#i cant this is actually REALLY funny to imagine

[dollfaced-erin]

Wait hshshshah imagine just if blade & yn was in the same place but suddenly they remembred a "memory" about them being in... an intimate moment 💀

Rip both hope yall handeling the sudden embarassement 🤭

this is just an addition to the main story, like a WHAT IF SCENARIO

they would be so lovey dovey with each other, leaning in close. Blade would slowly lift his hand to caress (Y/n)'s cheek as he takes in the sight of those beautiful (e/c) eyes, her silky (h/c) hair that frames her cute little face, the way her pink plump lips are parted as if she was about to say something.

He really couldn't hold himself back. It was as if another entity other than the Mara inflicting his body was whispering to him to lean in closer, take her into his embrace, perhaps kiss those sweet lips of hers.

(Y/n) too would be caught up in the moment, her heart pounding in her chest as she gazed into her handsome stranger's red eyes, crazed with Mara but infatuated with love in them. She would lean into his touch, her eyes slowly closing as he got closer, her lips hungry for her partner's own.

As they were in their own space, where time itself seemed to have stopped just for them, they were in peace of each other. When...

"Yingxing...! I...!" "D-Dan Jia...s-so close...."

They pushed each other away simultaneously, faces RED.

FACES RED, REDDER THAN THE BLOOD BLADE SPILLS, REDDER THAN THE SHADES OF LIPSTICKS (Y/N) HAD EVER SEEN FOXIAN BEAUTIES WEAR--

"Wh...what was that...?" Blade asked, not daring to look at (Y/n) and vice versa.

"i...i...i have NO idea..." (Y/n) would squeak out.

And the two would sit on the ground, backs against each other, feeling shy and flustered.

But their intertwined hands told them that it wouldn't be long now.

[hecksupremechips]

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[emmfairy]

I used Rahadin to interrupt the Kolyanavich funeral on Strahd's behalf in my campaign. The idea was for Rahadin to deliver flowers and an invitation of "safety" from his Leige Lord to Ireena.

The problem was that Rahadin has that whole chorus of the dead thing where, anyone within 10 feet of him can hear the screaming of those he's killed. I didn't think that would make Ireena feel very comfortable so I decided to change the mechanic.

So basically, in my campaign, Rahadin still has the chorus of the dead, but it's just like, reeeeeaaallly quiet. Like you can hear it but only if you get like...uncomfortably close.

Kind of like when you put a seashell up to your ear and you can hear the ocean.

[randomminty]

Of the three "big" designs for Lorelei: Anime, FRLG, and Let's Go!, which is your favorite?

POKESPE LORELEI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Question about Frank! What is his fighting style? I know you mentioned he does hand on hand, but does he do any specific form of martial arts?? Or is it just kind of the basic, punching, kicking, ect. Also, does he have some form of magic, or is he basically like Howdy? (I'm just imagining they all play like.. actual table top DnD and Frank is getting irritated because his rolls are garbage-)

i'm not nearly well versed enough in martial arts to name styles or blend them - though i feel a "i need to know everything i can about this" fixation creeping up... so i might be able to provide a better answer later!

but for now lets just say he's adapted his own stylized form, blended from his childhood training, what he learns on the streets, and what he picks up on his travels / figures out himself. i imagine it would be an efficient, ruthless, and elegant personal style of combat

Frank has no magic! if he rolled for it he'd somehow get a 0! he and Howdy are the only magicless maidens of the group

[pastelwhile-art]

Cause

Cause he doesn't eat any dishes in the game

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[zymstarz]

yeah sure that's how i'll [re]come out

[vigilskeep]

[ID: reply from @fade-into-dawn saying “Are Keir and Malcolm close?”]

in some ways! they’re very alike, people endlessly said so, and keir always tried to be very like him. he was a good kid, all ser yes ser! he thought the world of his father and his father thought the world of him. but malcolm didn’t say that

keir’s malcolm’s not verbally expressive and he’s not even physically affectionate the way keir is. (you get sort of, like, pats on the back and a firm hand on the shoulder and an arm around his wife, but not a hugger or a hand holder. when keir wordlessly kisses a friend on the cheek as a casual greeting or crushes them into an embrace when he hasn’t seen them in a while, that’s not malcolm at all.) malcolm bottles all that up, circle trauma being what it can sometimes be, making him in some ways more of a true red hawke than keir, who gets significantly bluer talking to people he loves. malcolm didn’t like getting emotional or vulnerable ever, and he didn’t really approve when keir did, even as a kid; he expected him to learn to brush those things off and keep getting up again, because in malcolm’s head he would be exposing himself to danger if he didn’t

it’s hard to exactly call yourself close with someone like that, who doesn’t express affection in more than approving nods and high expectations. especially when they’re a strict authority figure that you put on a massive pedestal, whose approval you want so badly, and who quickly has this idea of you taking up his role of being strong for the family. malcolm liked when keir was tough and independent and handled things himself without coming crying to anyone, because that’s who he thought keir needed to be. so not the kind of closeness where you can share your worries and be comforted

[todayisafridaynight]

aoki deserves a billion and one knives to the organs but tbh if i showed up to the husband of my ex's ceremony Of Which Was The Same Guy Who Made Me Look Like A Jackass On My Birthday and she was like 'wow youre so charming and sophisticated' after i overheard her calling me a creep and a weirdo On My Birthday i think i wouldve killed myself on the spot in front of everyone so good on him for not doing that I Guess

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

ngl sometimes I forget this is a popular blog. Like, I'll just open the settings to check the queue and see "Followers" followed by a number 27 times higher than my town's population. Like, tens of thousands of people saw my themed blog I made in middle school and decided I posted stuff they wanted to see. like. that's wild. Isn't that nuts. Like I'm just a single person and yet there are almost 33,000 people right there. that's nuts. that's insane. that's crazy. But here we are. Here y'all are. Isn't that wild? I think it's wild

[drifloonz]

i think how i write steven as a ""retired cryptid"" is extremely funny bc he still lives in pallet town. just in a walled-off part. he would never willingly reintegrate with society fully but just. imagine if he did at least partially. imagine if some delivery guy came to pallet town and was like asking the residents where a "mr. steven" would live and theyre all like

"The guy on the edge of the town???? The cryptid??? Our local boogeyman???" "yea that one"

[mariemariemaria]

i feel kinda crazy bc whenever i was a teenager i created this sorta imaginary older big sister who had moved out of the house so in my head i could live w her whenever i wanted bc she had survived it all and was independent and she would also just comfort me in a big sisterly way whenever something bad or upsetting happened and recently ive been going back to that at my big age 😭 and its kinda sad and also just wish fulfillment and also kinda scary bc i really used to think that by my age i'd have everything sorted but i really don't and i know that's normal and nobodies twenties are perfect but some people also have good relationships w their fathers which is crazy just to think about sooo

[skitskatdacat63]

People need to stop making Rhaenicent if they were canon edits, it's killing me 😭😭😭😭😭

[crowcryptid]

every time i launch a boomer shooter my gpu starts shaking and crying because it wants to be playing 4k gigashits cyperspunk with 12 different graphics mods instead

[7hefear]

thinking about the four swords poll that was like ok lets settle this WHO IS THE REAL LINK and i cant remember the exact results but i think green was in the lead followed by shadow and the rest of them were behind but Blue had a bit of an uptick and that was fucking hilarious. it wasnt much but there were obviously some people voting him for the joke. i mean come On. he said it himself multiple times !!!!!! HEHEHEHE

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