#i cant do this rn man
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oh my god please shut up this isnt funny
#SHUT UP SHUT UP HSUT UT PPPP#do you think she like spends her free time sewing up teddy bears#i cant do this rn man#ive had a long night#lotus rambles#* 🥩 / want me down to the marrow .
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I cqnnot get tgis out of my mind right now it is 7:21 am LOOK AT TYEM
hybrids <3
#sorry for tgis i woke up like an hour agi idk how this is healthy#to wake up at 6:10 am man i dont#i also just#i am not going to fiz the typos i think theyre comedic#NO BUT LOOK THIS#LOOK AT THEM#LIKE NOOOO THEYRE HOT😭#AND THIS ART IS JUST SO GOOD???#i cant do this rn man#id say im gonna be thinking about this the entire morning but i have the attention span of a gold fish#thank you artist#this is GOOD#tiefling#orc#dragonborn#elves#dwarf
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Feuċ, súile Dé go fuireaċ air
#bloodborne#father gascoigne#* taps sign * FATHER. remember that guys.#decadentart#caption is from notmal McLeod’s translation of psalms#specifically this is a part of psalms 33 18#interprt my message . muahahahhahahs#I think his relationship with his faith is .. complicated#in my headcanon hes actually really gentle. he is a priest after all. not reallt a violent man#but to kill beasts is sacred and holy. but its still killing#i think to an extent he can realize hes changing . mentally And physically. but he cant stop now#siiighhhh. they made a priest kill people and now he has to justify it to himself#and also he has to contend witb turning into what he can only consider a demon#do you think he wonders why hes being ‘punished’? what he did wrong in the eyes of God to deserve this?#fears for how much hes changed..?#Idk im insane and very hungry. i have like an entire essays worth of thinfs to say abt him. and i made it all up#i am very hungry rn. ggrueuaggghhhhhhhh#i could put my ramblings into a lot more sense like. not in tumblr tags#trust me. truusstt mmeee#also i know the cross isnt really used in bloodborne#however#shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up#hes not from yharnam and im not going over the slug jesus injoke rn. Okay#Also shorthand so YOU understand what this is abt :) yay
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littlest furth shop
@laikascomet
#i think i had a little too much fun with this lol#i also wanted to draw road boy and other characters but maybe when they actually get introduced#i do have a sketch of him with a lil chainsaw.. im not gonna be normal when he gets introduced man he looks so sillygoofy#if you squint laika's eye marking is a clover yue's is a crescent moon and mars' is a star ^_^#i wanted to give laika an accessory too but i couldnt think of anything.. maybe a stack of pancakes??#im curious to see the apocalypse side of the story too.. like so far we have an idea of the comet fucking everything up#and im assuming that lead to a ripple effect causing the apocalypse but exactly how bad?? i cant wait to find out#rn im kinda piecing stuff together.. larkspur delivers mail in a beat up van so that might mean all transportation is grounded#the buildings we've seen so far are intact like the observatory and turnip's house but idk if thats the same for big cities#laikas playlist only includes songs downloaded on yue's computer and there hasnt been internet in 20 years.. but radio signals might#still work.. if yue grows his own food we can assume that mass production and distribution also isnt a thing anymore#sorry im a sucker for worldbuilding.. and the furth puns are fun to me. i like to think toronto would be clawronto.. and vancouver wld#be nyancouver.. barktic circle.. mewfoundland and labrador.. canyada....#christ i have so many drawing ideas. willow if youre reading this im so sorry youre probably gonna expect to see a lot of drawings frm me#like. i wanna draw laika in the akira bike pose so sosososo bad. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOMECOOL. ill teach myself to draw bikes if i have to#i also wanted to animate laika leekspin.. man#my art#myart#fanart#laika's comet#laikas comet#laika#mars#yue#furry art#fur#littlest pet shop#lps
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I need to chew both of them like a stress toy
#senart#solarballs#i hate them i hate earth (proceeds to draw only them for the rest of the day)#ANYWAY HC#earth changes his clothes a lot but he usually wears tshirts. Or he would just wear same thing until it felt uncomf to be wearing it#its either new outfit every earth day or the same fit for a whole week theres no in between#i have so many thoughts about him man why does my brain always pick these kinds of characters#AND LUNA IM SO SORRY YOUR DESIGN IS SO BLAND 😭😭 ILL DO YOU BETTER NEXT TIME#sigh i totally dont have favorites#i ll write more later man im so hungry rn i cant thinkmn
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this is the type of beauty they would write ballads and poems about
#beary rambles#house of the dragon#hotd#jacaerys x reader#jacaerys velaryon#harry collett#gorgeous gorgeous man how i love you#i cant do this rn guys#im soooo sick#SAVE ME WHITE MAN
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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol
#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude#like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao#him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly#like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh#like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman#man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows#his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway#like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why#like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol#the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls#im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development#like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about#like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but
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Listen there's a half chance the hands and stuff do not work this way, but simply?? pretend they do ig ??? Had to get some Vlad out of my system, so behold my fav ghostie on the planet! Wine drinker, petty plotter, my love, haha!
#art style be evolving without my consent ig. what can you do#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#procreate art#fanart#digital art#vlad plasmius#dp fanart#dp vlad#dp vlad plasmius#i havent done dp fanart in a HOT min yeah#slowly waking up the DP brainrot beast up cause i need to be obsessed with something rn#chipped away at this ages ago i need a full composition piece or ill explodee#danny phantom fanart#i hope thats the show tag? not the character tag?#need to draw vlad & danny dynamics because they're hilarious. what if your uncle actively plotting your dad's death. what if you bit him?#do NOT look at the anatomy or anything too closely. i do NOT want critique please bruh im trying to draw again#look me in my eyes he always had a fluffy pony tail. he always had one. trust me i was there. also his beard whatever connects cause yeah..#i dunno why i just think hes SO neat#pathetic man. petty man. would kill a guy. actively trying to. became a billionaire but cant kill one guy that ADORES him. incredible.#artists on tumblr#digital artist#digital fanart#yapping in tags hours yeah
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Does anyone else get "mother who hates her daughter because she sees all the parts she hates in herself in her daughter" and "daughter hating herself because she's becoming just like her father" vibes within lestat and Claudia? No? Okay....
#iwtv#interview with the vampire tv show#interview with the vampire#iwtv tv#lestat de lioncourt#claudia iwtv#claudia interview with the vampire#i will acknowledge there is parts of himself in her he likes BUT most traits in her that are his he hates guys#anyways does anyone have any fics explorijg this thing between them? i fucking love it man#if i didnt have school work and other writing projects i woukd try to immediately brainstorm a little oneshot polt to showcase this part of#their dymantic that i mention in this post btw. but sadly as mention3d before i cant do that rn....sigh.....
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you really are pathetic.
#my art#chonny jash#cccc#heart#mind#soul#...hes there okayyyy#hes soooo there#my new Thing for art rn seems to be fucking around w color filters#and weird resolution stuff its basically AWESOMEEEE!!!#i like the idea of soul (red) being all... fleshy..... flesh IDKKK YA I GOT THOUGHTS ABT IT BUT MAYBE I SHOULD STAY QUIET???#if i speak too much. well then its all pigs in a fox pen isnt it? its all pens at the temple isnt it? its all?? well YEAH WELLLLLL#souls like flesh and hearts like blood and minds like. uhhhh. heeheh u know hes like.... he gets monitored by the fuckin ECG THATS WHAT!!!!!#keep twitching man make the results difficult to read u cant even lay STILL for a moment.so fidgety and the system doesnt know what to DO HA#to anyone reading this just know that im actually quite a lame person. i just say a lot of bullshit and make a lot of bullshit and sometimes#the bullshit is good but like. u know its coming from someone whos just kinda lame!!#yea anyway heres my freakin ART i hope u LIKE IT and if u DONT thats FINE bc NOT every piece of art is for EVERYONE!! THANK U!!!!!!!!!
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Eli x Craig tiktok meme @lelelego
Obsessed with this meme but realized my courier is as strong as Boone.... {
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#i guess thats the downside of being a massive dyke#i draw really buff handsome women bc thats my type but then i dont ship them with other women#and we cant do the “lets compare hand sizes 🥺” couple things#also everytime i draw boone like#really strong i remember benny has the same strength level#and i imagine benny doing this flexing stuff and well and cringe#that doesnt seem like the man to have a 7 strength points#craig boone#oc: eli#fanart#art#any mistakes i blame on it being 2am rn as i drew it
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Yknow when I first saw Chronos i couldn't quite take him seriously bc he's... he's a twink. who gave him that tiny tiny waist and those birthgiving hips? why is he built like that? i expected a giant or something, i mean the big 3 brothers are built ykno their father should be big muscly guy too right?? and then i realized he's got an hourglass shape and. 😶
my bad supergiant u are right. titan of time. hourglass. titan of time? hourglass. checks out ✓ he is hourglass shaped. an hourglass. ⌛that. that is him. titan of time alright. hourglass
but still that tiny waist
#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#c rambles#sir titan of time chronos u are a twink. like ur a tall twink i'll give u that but. dasjklhfdsfhskf#i just fucking jsaldjsjfs#but like i was so gagged when i realized he's an ⌛#i like shut my mouth. hes a fcuking hourglass holy shit!#like i cant dispute them at all thats lowkey brilliant i am kinda mad it makes sense#i gotta say that gold in his skin looks immaculate. like everything about him looks good#its just that fucking waist lmao#k kardashian wishes she had that fucking waist bruh#also is it only me or does he remind you of gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug?? askhfdsjfs#like idk why? maybe bc hes tall and blondish... and that pose too. but like idk sdsjhlafkhasdf#how am i gonna respect that man with the gabriel vibes (the least respectable man in ml) and that tiny waist...#i gotta play more i only saw him officially once#in fact im gonna do that rn lol i just had to ramble about the game#my shit
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i hope you suffer.
my take on pre-war abm michael (the michael lucifer fell in love with) angels before man written by @nicosraf
#i lovingly dubbed this as 'lucifer's michael vs god's michael'#lucifer's michael being the closest to humanity vs god's michael being inhuman#wanted to do monstrous design for god's michael but my brain cant handle that rn#being loved by god as a violence. ascension as a loss of self.#i procrastinated cleaning my room for this sksjksjd#abm#angels before man#abm michael#archangel michael#archangel#angel#michael#mikael#archangel mikael#my art#religious imagery#religious imageries#digital illustration#illustration#artist on tumblr#art#book illustration#angels trilogy
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just fell to my knees
#peter: i need someone. i cant be alone for this#the world: well.. [kills said person he needs]#oh it makes me SIIICK#on an unrelated note i never realized he wore a harness#lemme jot that down real quick#spider noir#spiderman noir#spider man noir#peter benjamin parker#marvel#if i wasnt supposed to be studying for finals rn id make a very long and extensive written analysis#might still do that in fact..........#but not rn#oooh he makes such a point to be shown as a lone wolf but he wants someone so so bad#“I CANT DO THIS BY MYSELF”
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idk man if they just leaned into the caitvi sex scene being equally as unfortunately ill-timed as meljay's i think it couldve been slightly less egregious. by maybe like 1 centimeter. maybe a number even smaller than that.
...except maybe not so much because the context and location would have to be shifted around too for "this is romantic for the couple but terribad for the person currently dying", unless they also changed the framing to show it's not good for vi or something! but oh well! cant have nice things all the time in arcane storytelling i guess!
#listening to the s1 ost rn and the track titled Romance came on#i imagine it's ironically named due to the. yknow. man dying as it was happening#i cant. cant imagine it being sincere#how do you think of this as “boring” overton i dont. understand.#arcane season 2#arcane critical#anti caitvi#i guess#the meljay scene was a lot less boring and a lot more stressful imo but thats just me. yknow. seeing a person dying while it's happening
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I have something to say......



#gator rambles#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo#one piece#op#i cant take it anymore....#the things id do to this man go against the geneva conventon#rolling on the floor rn#i need this figure immediately#i can only dream#I'm broke
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