#i cant bro i cant
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They make me so sick it's not even funny. HE WAS SO INTO HER HE GOT SHAKY AND NERVOUS. He couldn't even speak to her bc he was so worried she wouldn't like him.... I can't they make me ill.
#calcelmo#faleen#the elder scrolls#skyrim#ramblings#oughhh theyre so otp its not even funny#theres so much angst that can go along with them too#ughhh with the civil war n stuff..#plus calcelmos extended lifespan#i cant bro i cant
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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i love cishets and their somewhat ugly pride merch that lets us know they're at least fairly safe to be around i'm serious. like genuinely being like 13 and seeing random adults at the store in black "love is love" shirts where every letter is a different pride flag and the whole thing clashes horribly was the most comforting thing.
#text#this is part of why i cant stand it when teenagers complain abt their parents getting them 'cringe' pride merch#like is it cringe MAYBE YEAH ! but at least they support you bro . at least they're trying . some of us dont get that
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THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
#bumblebee#b 127#transformers one#transformers fanart#transformers#optimus prime#i think hes so funny#bro went outside and on his first day he was given weapons and immediatly went and killed like 30 people#calm down boy#hes kinda scary#hes like killing people and havign SO much fun#u cant be doing that white baby 😭😭😭#hes going to be a monster on the battlefield
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“share my bed with a bad brain, split ash and cum stains almost every night. i’ll find me a drug to replace the love that is slowly leaving my life.” i love crywank so much
#this is such an izzy coded song#like to a painful degree#this entire album btw#it’s just#so ismail#i cant bro i cant#it’s so HIM#Spotify#may’s music
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Hell's Greatest Dad(s)
#messyr#i did this instead of sleeping the next thing i knew it's already 6 am wtf I HEAR EM CHICKENS BRO#no alastor u cant escape from this shit u did this to urself NOW TAKE IT#doodle#artists on tumblr#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor
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Doing this bc I’m scared to and won’t on my own
if this gets 5k notes by October 20th, I will tell my dad about my eating disorder and get help to recover + therapist
Rules:
No spamming
5 notes per person including likes
if either one of those is broken, I’m reducing the time limit, basically making it less likely to hit the goal on time
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PLEASE STOP SPAMMING
tagging is okay
Might delete later(sorry!) because I’m scarrredddd, I don’t wanna tell my dad >:l
#Basically I’ve been trying for the past two weeks to recover on my own without having to tell anyone about it and bro I just cant#Jsbsjdhd#It will only be a temporary recovery though heads up#Because I’m not going to get away with this eating disorder for much longer#I’m going to get found out so this is just temporary until I’m an adult#Once I’m an adult I won’t have to worry about getting caught 😌#Ahhh I’ve had this disorder for like a year now I’m sick of it 😭#Okay maybe not temporary#Actually I wouldn’t mind recovering for good actually this sucks#Notes game#note game
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marius is so “oh no! anyway” about eponine confessing her love and then immediately dying that 1862 girlies could have started using “and by the way, monsieur marius, i believe that i was a little bit in love with you” as a preface to announce major geopolitical events
#i know theres a lot going on but bro didnt even notice that she stuck out her hand to stop a bullet for him#i cant with this dude#les mis
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been trying to get back into animation
original gif below ^^ teehee!
#F slur#reclaimed f slur#You wanna know the worst part abt this#this is the first finished animation ive made in like 5+ yrs#animation#my art#turbo#turbo wir#turbo wreck it ralph#king candy#king candy wir#king candy wreck it ralph#Idk why i locked in so hard HEHRHEHHAHA😭😭😭😭😭😭 i just kept on adding more and more until it became This#abomination#i was even gonna make the background more polished and everything but then i was like Wait i actually dont care#this was so fun to make ouggjghhhmhmgjjdf i forgot how fun animation was!!!!!!😢😢😢 definitely going to be making more in da future#this was very experimental i just love putting myself on grinding duty and qorking on something like this for hours straight#i am so learning bros#ill post frames tomorrow bc its midnight and idk how many ppl are gonna see this rn but i cant just not post it immediately#wreck it ralph#SILLY TIME
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Comfort.
#thinking about their dynamic#how cross needs extreme support#but as much as ink could want to give it he cant#thehre so cringe i need to die#doomed yaoi ass skeletons bro#KILL THEM WITH BOOMSMBS#crink#ink x cross#cross x ink#could be platonic or romantic#cross sans#xtale cross#xtale sans#xtale#blanktale#inktale#ink sans#underverse ink#underverse#sans undertale#sans#undertale#sans au#undertale au#chariixdoesart#my art
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Fruity 🍉
#noriaki kakyoin#jjba#fanart#art#illustration#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba fanart#jojo#jojo fanart#fruits#digital art#digital illustration#digital artist#digital drawing#kakyoin fanart#jjba kakyoin#jojo kakyoin#tenmei kakyoin#kakyoin noriaki#i cant believe i made this#😭😭😭#god took over my body while i was doing this#like bro.....
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i love them so dearly....im so heartbroken they didnt even kiss like not even once not even a little bit...... (NO SPOILERS HERE DW!!!! ^_^)
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#procreate#my art#sketch#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#loganpool#poolverine#they were gay as hell in that movie dawg i wont lie...#WHAT WAS THEY DOIN IN THE CAR ALL NIGHT BRO????? BE FOR REAL RYAN REYNOLDS.... IM PICKING UP WHAT YOURE PUTTING DOWN CHEIF....#is wolverine deadpool's rebound girl or is it the other way around#PEANUT....😭💔...........#IM LITERALLY DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!#more stuff of them soon dw#WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CAR RYAN REYNOLDS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE CAR???!?!!??!?!?!????? ...#i cant do this
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good day
#bro cant paint blood 😭😭#no ship#lydia deetz#beetlejuice#beetlejuice cartoon#i wanted to animate sth for halloween but oh well... next time lol#theres only 365 days left until next halloween... 362
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As long as I need.
a continuation of this sketch
#goop soup#c!bedrock bros#c!technoblade#c!techno#c!tommy#i told my friends id be sleeping about 4 hours ago#and i had every intent of doing that.#but God.#cbedrock man#dream smp#dsmp#i cant stop thinking about them#(im writing this at 4am)
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time travel au where liu qingge and shen qingqiu (yuan) end up accidentally traveling a decade back in time before luo binghe was amitted to qing jing peak and before shen qingqiu had his qi deviation, but after their generation has risen to peak lords.
which means, shen yuan realizes quickly, as they're accosted by said peak lords, that he will have to face shen jiu.
as they're being cleared for demonic energy and the likes, mu qingfang of course instantly detects the poison without a cure eating away at shen yuan's meridians. liu qingge pulls a copy of the treatment plan out of his sleeve (shen yuan blushes a bit, did liu qingge always keep that on hand?), and just like in the current timeline, they agree to keep it under wraps.
shen jiu tries various times to get a moment alone with shen yuan, but he never quite manages because liu qingge is there, who is also... nice?? to him?? for some reason?? shen jiu gets a bit flustered at the solemn politeness and skitters off.
it comes out pretty quickly that shen yuan has "memory loss", and thus can't remember anything that's currently taking place in this time. shen yuan expects scorn, hatred and disdain from shen jiu, expects to be grabbed and interrogated, to arouse suspicion.
but shen jiu looks....... sad???
being transported here threw shen yuan's qi off-balance (even liu qingge had to sit down, which means it's bad), and his cultivation is already so unstable, so when the peak lords are all squabbling and arguing and threatening and raising their voice, he can feel his body shut down. he sees yue qingyuan start to move towards him, which, knowing the future yue qingyuan, he really isn't up for right now—but before the sect leader can get to him someone else is at his back, transferring him qi, holding him up gently by his shoulders, then coaxing him up, leading him outside
shen yuan's been fed qi by every peak lord at least once. he doesn't recognize this one. that means it can only be one person.
he looks up. it's shen jiu.
and it's bizarre, getting fussed over by the scum villain, having gentle hands run along his back, his hair, that clear, soothing voice calming him down. and somehow shen jiu knows exactly what to do?? somehow it works perfectly on him?? it's almost as if shen jiu has known him his whole—
oh.
bodies, like homes, hold memories, even if the original occupants are no longer there. it's the milestone marks on the doorpost that chart a child's growth, blurry photographs faded by time, scuffed floors from well-walked paths, and tiny holes in the walls where pictures once hung.
shen jiu takes him to the bamboo house, pours him tea, and asks, calmly, what he remembers from their childhood.
it's not his childhood, so shen yuan doesn't actually remember anything, but the body he's in does. the memories it holds are emotional rather than visual; he remembers being alone, scared, and hungry. he remembers anger, pain. a dark room. loud voices. he remembers his heart skipping a beat when heavy boots stomp his way. the sound of a whip.
he doesn't have to lie. the memories aren't his own, and they're from long ago, which means shen jiu has them too. and, he supposes, this is his only chance to find out what really happened.
but shen jiu doesn't say anything about it. he just nods and stares, intensely. then he asks shen yuan if he remembers yue qingyuan. shen yuan says no, he doesn't. the conversation takes a very strange turn after that. shen yuan can't help but feel a little queasy when shen jiu asks him if yue qingyuan has taken advantage of his memory loss.
"has he come into your home? has he brought you gifts, sweets? does he invite you for tea? did you accept?"
he has. shen yuan doesn't know why that would be a problem, the sect leader has been nothing but kind and helpful and patient. and generous, too.
when he says yes shen jiu looks furious.
liu qingge (his one) comes to pick him up, and his time with shen jiu is cut short. somewhere he's glad, cuddling into liu qingge's back as he holds him while they fly. he feels a little bad for yue qingyuan, knowing he's probably caused a big fight, but it doesn't sit right with him. he wishes he knew what happened.
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liu qingge, meanwhile, is having the time of his life fighting himself. it's good practice!
#shen bros but its future and past but actually its shen jiu and shen yuan#shen jiu is angry that yue qingyuan keeps trying to get in knowing that sqq can't remember why they fell out btw#i love a protective shen jiu<3#hes still a hissy bitch to everyone else dont worry. i just think he should experience some self love#it would be a healing experience i think#to have him take care of a vulnerable version of himself#something something healing his inner kid#yue qingyuan tries to spoil the new xiao jiu too (he cant help it)#but shen jiu goes mama bear on him (growling biting mauling)#also shen yuan's closeness with liu qingge obvs starts a rumor that they're dating#so theres that too#svsss au#time travel au#svsss time travel au#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#shen bros#scum villain#scum villian’s self saving system
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✨️THEY ARE SO BACK✨️
#I JUST CANT BELIEVE IT#I MISSED THEM SO MUCH#super mario#mario bros#mario#luigi#nintendo#mario & luigi#blur talks
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