#i cant believe it has a ship name

[livemedown]

something something shitpost about that boomer who likes wood

[kor0kke]

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[kindaasrikal]

Love deeply platonic relationships where two individuals are practically platonic soulmates who care for each other deeply and have changed each other’s life significantly.

Hate it when the fandom sees is as romantic tho.

[darknoverse]

ok so,

i joked about Rok , Demongo and that one french robot being a polycule once but the joke was on me cuz suddenly that was a brilliant idea lol

anyways , nappies

@radaverse and @hanamisofficialspouse tagging you both because .just because lol

[sukugo]

i started watching jjk without knowing anything other than what i knew from your blog, and i never realized sukuna and gojo was a RAREPARE OF THE HIGHEST KIND. wym these dudes have only interacted like four time???

in conclusion: you conditioned me into shipping a rarepare i didn't know was rare.

GSJDGSJSGDJDHSJDHDJHD WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

and it's not even 4, they interact 1.5 times in literally the SECOND episode and then NEVER again. like literally never ever ever again GDJDHDKDHD im not even kidding

well. ok later they do have their promised Fight, but that's only happened in the manga, and for the anime.... it's a WHILE until we get there

(but also the fight and everything related to it was so fucking gay i don't even know what to tell u. just that it makes it all worth it)

but also, no worries my beloved claudia, u've come at a good time fandom wise hahah. u don't have to go through the drought i went through. sukugo has risen from the rarepair trenches and are doing pretty okay i feel (downside being obv with greater popularity comes more Shit) (and well, hella spoilers if u're watching the anime the fight is pretty much the only proper interaction they have fgsjdhfkf)

BUTTT GGSHRGRHE HELL YEAH LET'S GO SUKUGOOOOOOOOO THEY MAY NEVER INTERACT BUT THEY ARE VERY SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in conclusion: teehee :3 im sorry but also am i really? (no)

[hauntingblue]

Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[deus-ex-mona]

no one:

absolutely no one:

jptwt reactions to the hiyomv:

[lunieloon]

WAIT PEEPS I DON'T THINK I EVER POSTED THE HOWARD AND DEWEY LORE/CONCEPTS HERE LEMME FIX THAT-

BASICALLY-

Howard Y'Doin and Dewey D.S. (Decimal System) met when they were kids in their home city of Crimson Point. Most people ignored triangles there, but Howard was taught from a young age that a person's worth isn't determined by their shape.

Howard was born to a star and a triangle shapeling. His dad- the star shapeling- left them both to pursue the life of fame all star shapelings were destined for. Leaving him to look out for them both. His mother was always sick, and she was always preparing him for the worst despite his insistence that she would recover if she kept her hopes up. Howard managed to get a guitar when he was 10 and took to performing on the streets for cash as a kid. That's where he met Dewey.

Dewey was born to a rectangle and a square shapeling who were leaving him behind in Crimson Point to have a "fresh start" in Cyber Square. He knew something was wrong with him. He could feel it in the way his wings and chest ached every time he flew. Because of this, he would walk everywhere. He was fending for himself near the ground level of the city when he heard the strumming of a guitar.

There was another Shapeling on the ground, playing for the people that flew by without even looking at him. Dewey got closer and the star smiled at him.

From then on, the two were inseparable, and Howard vowed to find a way to save him and his mom from the early deaths all triangles were destined for.

But street performing could only get him so far, and as time went on, his mother's condition worsened. By the time he was 14, she was gone.

Dewey knew he would follow sooner rather than later, he saw how much Howard was doing for the both of them, and he didn't want him to waste his destiny as a star watching over him of all people.

So he suggested they run away to Cerulean Circle- where there was a better chance for someone to notice Howard's talents so he could live a good life.

But Howard saw this as his chance to get enough money to save Dewey.

So the two ran off and crossed a whole ocean to make it. When they saw the shimmering lights of the blue city, they were 18 years old. Dewey was holding up surprisingly well. Howard saw it as a sign he would be able to save him. The two carved out a place for themselves. Dewey was hesitant to put a label on their relationship (he still believed he would die soon) but Howard would always remember him as his soulmate (platonically and romantically)

Howard began attending auditions, and did find success in performing. But he never took the bigger jobs that required him to move a lot, because he didn't want to leave Dewey.

But the world was catching wind of Howard Y'Doin, and when auditions for the Generational Big 3 came around, his fans wanted him to try out.

So he asked Dewey if he should.

Dewey said he would never forgive him if he didn't take this chance, since this was his dream since they were kids. So Howard agreed to audition. (On the condition that Dewey came to support him) ((That's also where THIS image happened!))

Of course, the world fell in love with him almost as much as Dewey had. But nothing good could last forever, and Dewey knew his aching wings were only getting worse.

He held on as long as he could for Howard's sake.

[languri]

I cant afford therapy so I decide to make an s/i oc just to make myself happy 🥲 i can finally daydream in peace

[dudeimintomonsterprom]

Hey stranger! i saw you were accepting headcanons. thoughts on zoe x polly.

(ngl this headcanon started for me because me and my gf have matching lesbian polly and zoe pfps but i think it is pretty cool on its own)

Woah I've never considered this ship before but I can already see theyd be soo cute

Headcanons

Polly calls her "Zee" (she gives her this nickname in the IDENTITY ending and I think Zoe goes nuts over her first true nickname)

Zoe rambles on for hours about different headcanons for fandoms Polly doesn't necessarily understand but she loves to listen to her speak

Zoe's undying energy and newfound love of life is never wasted when she's with Polly, they're both the type to go on wacky adventures for dates and not get sick of each other

They would be so sickeningly sweet, matching outfits type of couple, screaming to various pop songs together, pda, all that jazz

no doubt Zoe joins the prank masters officially, (in canon Zoe loves pulling pranks and I can only assume what they would get up to together; Polly is good at hyping her up for a good prank) Scott of course is just happy that they have more friends in their club

Zoe actually likes the taste of Polly’s toilet wine, it’s weird maybe the eons of consuming the sanity of mortals ruins your palette indefinitely but at least Polly’s happy

Zoe can go a bit overboard with fandom stuff but Polly helps her understand boundaries, like what questions are appropriate to ask and whatnot

They definitely go to art events together (like couple’s pottery, and painting classes) they go silly with it and would get kicked out a lot, and polly gets drunk off the wine samples that are usually served

Going on the roadtrip together they would spend an indefinite amount of time on the road, having to stop everywhere they possibly can (they probably run out of money quick together, neither really paying attention to its depletion lol)

date nights are either crazy outings that last hours or “chill�� movie nights where Zoe catches Polly up on all the shows she’s into (all while discussing her various ships) theres no in between with these two.

[rewritingcanon]

Lorgo (Lorcan x Hugo) for the ask game?

likeeeee idk where to put them 😭 maybe if the scamander twins had ONE moment in canon to be seen. maybe if hugo had ONE actual line i could put them on the y axis. i cant justify it at all besides they probably would have a good relationship and know each other for a long while thanks to their parents, even if they were not super close. how much lorgo makes sense and compels me is also a little dependent on what age lorcan is, which was never confirmed. jkr has said she imagined luna to be a “late mother,” so people assume lorcan and lysander was born after romione and hinny’s kids. which would have had to be after 2008. on the wiki it says that lorcan and lysander’s birthday could go up to 2014, which is a big range lol. of course, lorgo makes less sense if there’s a six year age difference and they had known each other for a very long time.

then again theres ways to circle around this. he could be the same age as hugo, or a few years younger. or you may believe that lorcan and hugo didn’t meet each other until they were older, so the potential age difference doesn’t matter. so yeah. not damning evidence, just inconclusive.

it terms of compelling, im a nextgen girlie and lorgo is like the only hugo and lorcan ship that could make sense to me. but i have a conflicting headcanon so (*cough* hugo is aroace to me *cough*). but yeah thats it. theres no tangible reason to ship or not ship it.

[chalkeater]

Honestly. Not even kidding. If anyone has any music recs for friendship and strong and tight bonds shit. Especially if its platonic? Specifically im thinking between me (Susie) and Kris. Im OPEN to listening to it. Ive been craving for music about BONDS for SO LONG but i havent been able to find anything that really. SCRATCHES my brain these days

Currently (and examples of the vibes im going for) i got: (this is just some of em)

Pocketknife by Petite League

Cut Your Bangs by Radio Hospital

Simple Words by Diners

Are You Bored Yet? by Wallows & Clairo

I Love You by Said The Whale

Worthy by Cheese on Bread

Dark Sound by Radio Hospital

Emotional High by Mannequin Pussy

The words “best/friend” is not necessary but sure is bonus points to me BAHAHA. Sibling stuff? im SO ok with that. If its usually romantic but can also be lyrically interpreted as platonic im ALSO ok with that half the time. Anyway IF ANYONE HAS music recs im very. VERY OPEN TO IT. Im so tired of only have these to listen to for the past YEAR.

[youaremysunshine-court]

New fans, stop tagging it dachuu. it's soukoku okay? It's soukoku, not dachuu. Soukoku - double black - best ship name ever. Don't mash their names up.

[hampterguts]

who the fuck is getting "found family" from mtmte/LL. what comic did you read bc one guy being like "im emotionally dependent on my crew :( " mean FOUND FAMILY. THATS FOUND PARASOCIAL CONNECTION. he doesnt even hang out with them. they fucking work for him

[sobredunia]

Oh boy.