#i think im funny sometimes

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reblog to scare a phannie

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Brook: The Thong Song

You telling me he wouldn't? The one who says: "パンツ見えてもいいですか?" C'mon now.

@sordidmusings @since-im-already-here @indydonuts @i-am-vita @gingernut1314 @feral-artistry @writingmysanity - thoughts? 👀

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so to explain in dsmp terms kendrick took all three canon lives then drake got revived to do a track but kendrick killed him again and then pulled a quackity and ate his remains with the last track he dropped

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Day 1: Season 1 @jonmartinweek​ 

The (allegedly) supernatural occurrences in the local movie theatre are not nearly as perplexing as the fact that Jon and Martin are going to movies together. Read about it maybe

[protectoroffaeries]

this whole emotional moral crisis & critical thinking that javert is undergoing? that's what happens when you don't properly resolve a middle school era homoerotic frienenemy relationship.

[blasphemyisjustforyou]

it's cocktober! I know what that means!

[seriouslyimagine]

ineffable husbands? more like insufferable husbands

[theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom]

malevolent au where everything is the same except arthur is religious. so every episode would contain the following exchange at least once:

john: *describes unimaginable horrors*

arthur:

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

If I had a nickel for each time a cave scene was imperative to shipping a pair of protagonists who saw each other as enemies before realizing within said cave that there's so many more layers to each other, I'd have 2 nickels!

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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the sketch dump

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WAIT PEEPS I DON'T THINK I EVER POSTED THE HOWARD AND DEWEY LORE/CONCEPTS HERE LEMME FIX THAT-

BASICALLY-

Howard Y'Doin and Dewey D.S. (Decimal System) met when they were kids in their home city of Crimson Point. Most people ignored triangles there, but Howard was taught from a young age that a person's worth isn't determined by their shape.

Howard was born to a star and a triangle shapeling. His dad- the star shapeling- left them both to pursue the life of fame all star shapelings were destined for. Leaving him to look out for them both. His mother was always sick, and she was always preparing him for the worst despite his insistence that she would recover if she kept her hopes up. Howard managed to get a guitar when he was 10 and took to performing on the streets for cash as a kid. That's where he met Dewey.

Dewey was born to a rectangle and a square shapeling who were leaving him behind in Crimson Point to have a "fresh start" in Cyber Square. He knew something was wrong with him. He could feel it in the way his wings and chest ached every time he flew. Because of this, he would walk everywhere. He was fending for himself near the ground level of the city when he heard the strumming of a guitar.

There was another Shapeling on the ground, playing for the people that flew by without even looking at him. Dewey got closer and the star smiled at him.

From then on, the two were inseparable, and Howard vowed to find a way to save him and his mom from the early deaths all triangles were destined for.

But street performing could only get him so far, and as time went on, his mother's condition worsened. By the time he was 14, she was gone.

Dewey knew he would follow sooner rather than later, he saw how much Howard was doing for the both of them, and he didn't want him to waste his destiny as a star watching over him of all people.

So he suggested they run away to Cerulean Circle- where there was a better chance for someone to notice Howard's talents so he could live a good life.

But Howard saw this as his chance to get enough money to save Dewey.

So the two ran off and crossed a whole ocean to make it. When they saw the shimmering lights of the blue city, they were 18 years old. Dewey was holding up surprisingly well. Howard saw it as a sign he would be able to save him. The two carved out a place for themselves. Dewey was hesitant to put a label on their relationship (he still believed he would die soon) but Howard would always remember him as his soulmate (platonically and romantically)

Howard began attending auditions, and did find success in performing. But he never took the bigger jobs that required him to move a lot, because he didn't want to leave Dewey.

But the world was catching wind of Howard Y'Doin, and when auditions for the Generational Big 3 came around, his fans wanted him to try out.

So he asked Dewey if he should.

Dewey said he would never forgive him if he didn't take this chance, since this was his dream since they were kids. So Howard agreed to audition. (On the condition that Dewey came to support him) ((That's also where THIS image happened!))

Of course, the world fell in love with him almost as much as Dewey had. But nothing good could last forever, and Dewey knew his aching wings were only getting worse.

He held on as long as he could for Howard's sake.

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a little inside story on what my private chat on whatsapp looks like as an audhd person watching crystallized