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Forget the seaside send me to the sea for my health. Drop my ass in the middle of the ocean.
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Things that I like:
Dnd
Audrey Hepburn
Fangoria
Harry Houdini
Croquet
Things I don't know how to do:
Swim
Dance
Karate
#the thing is most of this isnt even a joke#I do play DnD and I think Harry Houdini is awesome#and i actually LOVE croquet i used to play it at my grandmas' house in the summertime#i cannot swim#i THINK that i could dance pretty well but anyone who knows me would say otherwise#and i dont know karate but im a red belt in tae kwon doe which is basically the same thing#and i dont know what fangoria is or who audrey hepburn is....#mcr#my chemical romance#im not okay i promise#three cheers for sweet revenge
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Giddy up girlie
Explain why in the tags
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i fear i can never date a man bc none of them will ever be makoto tachibana
#my art#free!#free! iwatobi swim club#free! eternal summer#makoharu#free! fanart#makoto tachibana#haruka nanase#i wld do anything for him do u hear me ANYTHINg#sunshine personified i cannot look directly at him#im too weak fr this im not strong enough haru is better than me fr i see him and i break in2 a flustered mess#do u know how hard it is trying to find references when every google image result is out to get me personally. its so hard out here fr#he's either a. shirtless b. pushing his gd hair back c. Smiling Like That or d. ALL THREE#it's so strange bc objectively rin both as a character and from a design standpoint is much more my type#what can i say i tend to rly like Sharp Androgyny#but makoto just has tht It factor tht je ne sais quoi hes meeting all my standards he makes me inSANE#he's literally the perfect man shaking haru by the shoulders u r so LUCKYYYYYYYYY#the s tier va on top of it all too....yeah i never stood a chance lmao#maybe hes out of my system for now maybe now i can actually draw for my main fandom....#(she said pulling up refs of ikuya)
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her own moonlight
#bg3#shadowheart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#you cannot get sunburnt if you get thrown into a lake...i think#jkjk this is about her finally enjoying her agency#and by that I mean that she can now swim without floaties
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I will face hell and high water if it’s for you
#madoka magica#madoka magica fanart#kyosaya#kyoko sakura#sayaka miki#kyoko x sayaka#puella magi madoka magica#pmmm#I always think about how Kyoko canonically cannot swim#and Sayaka is associated with Little Mermaid motifs#and Kyoko metaphorically jumps into the water to follow after Sayaka#THEY ARE MY DOOMED YURI
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batterie goes to the beach
#off#off game#the batter#batterie#off zacharie#bad batter#the batter cannot swim#i think hed sink to the bottom like a rock#“MOVE YOUR ARMS!!!”#and the batter is standing at the bottom of the ocean like a plank
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beach day for bobots and co
first image referenced from here
#lasso tool doodles are winning me over#steelheart redux#my art#sparks art#zarian#arthur steele#mercury#willow jackson#my ocs#i rlly like these tbh#canonically they cannot swim. but a man can dream
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there's nothing wrong with starting small
woah boy the quality of these are terrible and I really hope they can be read- i'd try and post all the individual panels but I'm not sure if they're going to fit in one post D:
also I apologize for the shadows </3 I could not for the life of me find an angle where they weren't there
enjoy some fluff @sapphicseasapphire (I have videos of close ups if you want me to send them to you :3)
below is all the text from the panels
1. *convinced legend has a death wish*
Ravio: Ok, I'm ready to go home-
Link: You haven't even touched the water yet!
2. R: Touch it? What do you take me for? I'm a merchant of high standard! Not just any water will-
3. *patented pout* *wind picks up*
R: D-Don't give me that look!
4. *deflate*
L: Then get in already!
5-8. *slump*
L: Come on.
9-11. L: If you don't like the ocean-
R: I don't appreciate when you throw me in the moat.
L: Well, now that you mention it...
R: Don't!
12. R: Where are we even going?
L: You'll see.
13. R in the background: Link. So help me- eugh- gimme a sec
14. L: We're here
18. L:Hey... Ravio..
19. L: Hey. You're crying.
20-23. R: Oh. Oh I'M- I'M the one crying.
Weird... Usually this is the other way around.
I think I just missed this.
Missed Link.
24. *Pluck*
L: Hey!
25-26. *toss*
L: Don't even think about apologizing.
You don't like the ocean? Thats fine. We'll start small. Sound good?
27. R: Yeah.
and now some panel close ups of my favorites
sorry for such a long post </3
#my art#loz#legend of zelda#ravio#the legend of zelda#albw ravio#cryptid legend#albw#chain as cryptids au#truly a test of my skills#cannot stick with an art style for the life of me#i like this one though its cute#tldr legend and ravio hike up into a hidden cove to go swimming
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Some Aftg characters as Paris Paloma songs
1. Jean - Hunter -“If I were easy to kill, you would’ve done it already”
2. Kevin- Drywall - “I used to think of him a caring thing, knuckles on his drywall”
3. Aaron -Cradle -“The only thing that holds me now/ Like she used to, is thе ground”
4. Andrew - The fruits -“Devil, you call me/ But seems to be enjoying / The fruits of my labour that came to me too young”
5. Neil -Bones on the Beach- “When I'm lying in my bed, I like to pretend/ That my body is just bones on the beach /It's the first time I feel rested /Since my mother's womb, I slept in”
#aftg#all for the game#hello fellow Paris Paloma and aftg fans (if you’re out there)#yes I’m doing this again of course#literally Paris just dropped a small song snippet and I’m going feral so I figured I’d finally finish this post#he drinks power like saltwater all because he cannot swim#I’m going to need her to release the whole song
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etsy shipping is actually so scary.
#i want these keychains but i cannot pay more for shipping than the item it's like the brain goes HM NOPE THAT FEELS#ooc.#like i KNEW the shipping would be insane i didn't expect it to be THAT INSANE#i s2g the last time i looked on there shipping was not like 35 dollars#scary very scary#ill just swim and pick it up
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where else can you find me on the weekend other than at work.
#like I practically live here.#like I cannot wait for holidays to come around so I can really swim in some dough#omg the new Fear Street movie came out in so ready!!!!
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Going out is literally so boring to me rn I can’t believe I used to do it every weekend at one point
#It’s so boring it’s so BORING#I’d rather be swimming in a creek or having a picnic or running through the woods and eating almonds#I always cycle bw going out every weekend and never going out but rn I’m in my anti phase I literally cannot be bothered#I need someone who wants to replicate my ideal Friday plans aka sit in comfy pjs and play we’re not really strangers#And alcohol dries my skin ):#But it’s all my friends do every weekend#It’s so uninteresting I can’t pretend to care anymore#Even if it means doing ochem notes on a Friday instead
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The rick and morty fandom is a fucking prison.
#I cannot stand rickorty#rickorty hate club#I hate rick x morty#rick and morty#rick Sanchez#morty smith#rick#morty#summer smith#summer#smith#Sanchez#Jerry smith#Jerry#Beth smith#Beth#space Beth#space#cartoon#pansexual#adult swim#lgbt#deadpool#pansexual pride#pan
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summer olympics 2028 in a universe with no exy we have:
star gymnast neil josten
heavyweight champion andrew minyard
tennis pro kevin day
rugby goddess allison reynolds
d pole laxer matt boyd
marathon swimmer renee walker
volleyball libero aaron minyard
hockey forward dan wilds
synchronized diver nicky hemmick
#yes the easy route is to make neil do track but also he never talked about track in canon? he always chose exy#running is his coping mechanism not his passion i will stand by this until i die#like when neil runs there is no thought in his head or race-plan or anything he goes on runs when he needs to stop thinking and run away#andrew is a heavyweight boxer becuase i keep seeing art and it's a lovely idea#kevin needs a strategy heavy sport ok#allison does rugby because its something just as violent as exy and something her parents would hate just as much#i was going to have matt do boxing but yk what that guy deserves a team sport - also with a d pole he gets to do crazy checks#he is a fighter but he is also matt#renee just has the swimmer vibe to me like swimming is so quietly difficult and i would like buff renee pls#aaron i feel is secrelty good at being a team player when that team is not the foxes - also hes short and plays defense.#i cannot see dan wilds playing an individual sport. that woman was made to lead teams to victory#nicky met erik bc they are synch partners!#all of these sports would be radically different if they were in the winter olympics btw#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day
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The Gloopen.
(if someone can repost this onto Frost4556’s page on DA and credit me, I’d be really happy to play a part in trolling him.)
#superjail#the warden#lincoln gloop#shitpost#adult swim#real ones know what this is#words cannot describe how insane I felt making this#Deviantart cringe
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