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ljesak · 4 months ago
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fav wc characters ramble!
Jayfeather is my favourite character I think, mostly due to nostalgia and how consistently characterised he is, I especially loved his friendship with briarlight which i also really like as a character!
Hollyleaf is a second favourite, even tho her inconsistent personality traits were due to the authors not rlly knowing what they were doing with her, it made her quite memorable in my eyes, we haven't really gotten a character like her since. I also think its crazy sad that the authors just couldn't think of a power for her so they just… didn't. I disliked her treatment of Leafpool but that goes for Jayfeather as well, both were stupidly mean to both Leafpool AND Squirrelflight but i think in this case it just showed the author's ire/biases so I'm ''overlooking'' it character-wise. Leafpool could never catch a break
Mothwing is a close second, basically our only atheist-adjacent non-evil character that's remotely interesting, I just like when any character has an alternative worldview
Leafpool is also a favourite due to how built-up she is and how starclan keeps mistreating her regardless of how ''right by them'' she tries to be, she deserved better
I loooved tall shadow, dotc was fun to read minus all the billion dead love interests and insanely cruel treatment of bumble. out of all the OG leaders i enjoyed tall shadow the most, she was the most complex one and I just enjoyed any scenes with her, they felt serene
Clear Sky is the best villain they've ever written and I absolutely hated his shoddy ''redemption'', he was a slowly and believably built-up, realistic depiction of a flawed, cruel, bigoted person which they just did not replicate since
Onestar was also interesting when it came to his degrading friendship with firestar but his super edition kinda ruined him for me
Sol was entertaining to read about, trying so hard to be menacing and manipulative but mostly being just pathetic and he still managed to stir some trouble, i loved that about him
Needletail! well-meaning rebel with a tragic end, her death was a powerful scene but i hate how they just kill off any remotely interesting female characters when they appear. i did not care for violetshine much and she lived
crookedstar - really loved his super edition
crowfeather is pretty awful but i like his design and ''vibe'', romance-doomed shitty old man seemingly unable to build any connections, in a weird way it's calming to think about like the way staring at deep, dark water is calming
i also really enjoy squirrelflight and pinestar, squirrelflight for how consistently assertive she is and just Does Things and pinestar's just… whole thing with disobeying starclan and realising such an endlessly cruel society they live in is kind of pointless. as ive said i love seeing any alternative worldviews that the authors tackle without demonising them which is sadly what we see more often.
ravenpaw is just a nice guy and i loved his novella, he has the best written romance out of all the other characters in the series and i don't even care about barley that much i enjoy more characters of course but these are some personal favourites, meaning i feel some sort of strong resonance when i think about them
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thechibilitwick · 7 months ago
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red bean bao saga methinks
IT CONTINUES!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
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Ewwwww ew ew ew someone throw rocks at them ewwww
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torchickentacos · 3 months ago
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The pokemon anime subreddit fascinates and frustrates me on equally deep levels
#smiling and blinking innocently. long tags ahead :) being normal :)🌸☀️☘️✌️💐#i'm such a 'minding my own business' person in fandom. i feel like my usual reaction to seeing takes I disagree with is#'well. people probably hate some of my takes so whatever'. perhaps even the ones i'm about to share#but. man.#it's like a portal to 2010 forum discourse but goh and serena are there this time.#deeply fascinated by the repetition of old ship wars too????#what do you mean we're still having legitimate 'but drew and gary are mean' discourse 😭#i mean by all means they should keep arguing because mostly i'm just glad that the wider pokeani sphere remembers drew at all#but that being said i wonder what kind of rivalry these people would have wanted instead?????#because there's other rivalries we could point to where they weren't air-quotes 'mean'. but we have those and people ignore them lol#because they're-imo- usually less engaging and dynamic. except for dawn and zoey who have never done anything wrong in their lives.#like we COULD give everyone the supportive happy rival experience a la may and grace or whatever but that's just not the SAME#and augh. taking psychic damage and trying to be normal but that's the THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OKAY#are Gary and Drew needlessly mean in early episodes? yeah lmao. i'm not arguing on that. they suck ❤️ completely insufferable.#b u t#there's that line. right. the line where it slowly slides into backhanded compliments too and giving that motivation-#-for their rival to work harder and the fact that they want that reaction and attention from this one person so badly.#like shipping aside I really do think that the friction of the Gary/Ash and May/Drew rivalries is what made them GOOD.#and yeah sometimes it was out of line but also that's just how the dub is as a whole tbh. they just said whatever shit they could 😭#AND BACK TO THE BEING NICE THING. Ash and May both got growth from their nice rivalries but not what they got from Gary/Drew.#it's different types of growth and lessons and they needed both kinds from different sources. I'd argue the rougher rivalries taught more?#regardless of your opinions on the characters themselves you can't deny that Gary/Paul/Drew/Harley/etc- the rivals that pushed A&M-#had the biggest impact on their growth over the rivals that didn't push. note that 'friends' and 'rivals' are different categories for this#I'm pitting. like. gary and paul against morrison and ritchie and not against dawn or pikachu or brock or whatever. different convo.#but it was growth out of spite to be better than the jackass rival at first and then that CHANGED INTO MUTUAL BETTERMENT#AND WANTING TO BE BETTER ✨FOR✨ AND ✨WITH✨ THEIR RIVAL. OKAY. (re: gary and drew specifically)#and as a result of all of this. drew and gary did get better to be fair!#well gary did kind of just start picking on goh instead gjkhsdkfj (joking) but ykwim.#DAMN IT I'M OUT OF ROOM AND IT DELETED A WHOLE ASS PART 2 THAT I HAD TYPED OUT#fine. i'll make this its own post at some point because i yearn to yap on about it
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samuelroukin · 4 months ago
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they need to do so much tip touching but there's so little time </333
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aku-zone · 18 days ago
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One thing that scared me of moving out (besides the insane rent prices and epidemic of shitty landlosers) was always (for some reason) having to buy groceries on my own. I literally don't know why i go grocery shopping on my own all the time already. And besides most grocery stores have delivery options these days. Anyways this is so embarrassing to admit but whatever maybe someone else has this too and feels less alone now
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alteredsilicone · 1 year ago
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Tenet and Kuva secondaries officially done...
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daily-ethoslab · 2 years ago
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wait where is he? did i miss it? -🩷
OH NO I've decided that I'm going to try and pace myself and only post one etho a day
(as apposed to when I would just draw 10 at once, proceed to post them all because I'm impatient, and then kick myself for not saving them for the days I don’t have motivation)
here's a list of the ethos I kinda have planned
- animatic
-"sexy etho"(the thumbnail of the animatic which is already on my youtube channel. I now realize that I already broke my saving thing because I posted on youtube, heck darn it.)
- and mullet etho
I want to appease the mullet etho but I also have the other guys on the back burner so mullet etho might go out tomorrow but if he dosent please don't hurt me.
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laulo821 · 1 year ago
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this morning i witnessed a post on here that made me clench my fist so hard... is that what y'all always feel like when you see a poor take???
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cescalr · 2 years ago
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ah. time to start adding 'secret' by the pierces (original and 2020 remake) to all my trafficverse playlists. Except Rendog. Not here this time. Joining the ranks of skipping a season.
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^ If anyone was wondering (you weren't, probably. Still; posterity).
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faultedloyalty · 5 months ago
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The speed in which he has to turn his amusement into faux-apology cannot be understated; though the way in which the young man’s reactions serve only to further bring him closer to something like elation cannot be, either! Perhaps it’s merely his age, but from their severity to their depths, he finds that his baser urges to toy with those lesser than himself are growing. They are, of course, overwhelmingly easy to keep at bay—he has practiced, he has lived, too long to be any other way—but the fact that he has to acknowledge them at all on his own is exceedingly rare.
Not that he is one to ignore his own whims, either, however.
“So many apologies you need not make; truly, just what kind of butler am I?” Another melodramatic sigh, another shake of his head, follows in the wake of his own bastard-conceived plot and results. “Though I must apologize once more, myself, for inadvertently insulting your acquaintances.” For if they are neither friends nor anyone he considers worthy of such a word... “I meant no harm, of course, but I fear I spoke too impulsively. Such is a failing of my own, unfortunately—
“I must admit that I do take heart in knowing you bear confidence-enough to correct me, however.”
For that, too, was amusing in and of itself—despite the irresolute clamber in which young Daisuke speaks his words, the fact that he speaks them at all is enough to make him want to chuckle. Companionship was of no use to himself, but the lengths in which those who find it so go to have others speak no ill-will of them, even when it was unsure, served to interestingly confuse him always.
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“It is quite clear that they are of great import to you,” he continues on easily, belying his thoughts, “in spite of how little you know of them personally. Does not speaking of them in such a way also speak in turn, however, not just to their skills but to what skills they have imparted to you, as well?”
Even if mere beginner-work from another teenager, knowledge would forever be knowledge; “To gain any sort of understanding over the simplest of details is enough to learn the complex natures of this world, after all. One might argue that this is needed to do so, as what one might think of as a basis—though I dare not do so in my position, of course.”
(His position for the moment, at least, but there was little need to fret over frivolous details such as those, right then. He merely needs them known, still.)
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“Special qualities or lack thereof aside, as well—and so long as I am permitted to say so—at the very least I find myself thrilled to find your art of quite the noticeable talent, already.”
And there he goes to demonstrate—flipping through pages quickly, though keeping a thumb on the one he had scribbled on himself, with that self-satisfied smile! He doesn’t go far, and he isn’t even looking at it, but even this serves more to try for a reaction than anything else!
“It is clear that you don’t lack an eye for details,” he speaks as the pages turn, as casually as if he were discussing the weather, “and neither is there lack of intent behind your work! Really, this is more than enough to warrant an impart of your knowledge to myself, as the less-experienced artist, but I suppose...”
Just as quickly as he’d begun flipping through pages does he close them back up, keeping only the one he’d utilized himself open for the book’s owner to see. In the same breath, he holds it back out for the young man; silent encouragement that he is to, finally, take his own look at what Sebastian had done.
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“Relieving as it is to hear that my work shan’t be considered by one who is, at heart, ‘really mean’, I do urge you to give your most honest opinion. Shall my skills be lacking, I will endeavour to improve as quickly as I am able.”
Though he can already guess a few ways this is about to go—but he’s curious to see which of them will occur, as well, so there’s no need to continue stalling.
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' i-infamy ?! '
the word seems to instantly jolt him . close to hives , his skin prickling , every thin hair on his arm swift to stand up straight on end . a word like infamy ... was really bad , wasn't it ?! ( like horrible , like heinuous , like --- dark . )
' n-no ! it's not like that or anything ! like hiwatari-kun and sagami-sensei , i mean --- er , u-um ... ' would someone like sebastian have been able to recognize any of these names ? arrive , vanish , do everything in a blink and leave nary so much as a single trace behind --- his family had instructed him over and over to be capable of severing any sort of loose strings in the midst of plotted , robbing act .
( why dare to admire his enemies , anyways ? )
was it too simple , too laughable , that just because he wanted to think they were friends ... no , that because he just wanted to somehow be friends them , that he should have therefore made every effort to be kind , and speak up in their defense ? even knowing that they might never have done the same for him , or for his far more rotten , wretched parts .
' t-they're not that bad , i mean ... i don't think infamous is a good word for them ... ' though , maybe and maybe not . before the hikari alone , what other artists played god , to the extent that their creations came to life out of nothing but the meager likes of stone , paint and wax ? man's first golems and homonculi , created in the perverse shape of themselves : both infinitely beautiful and hideous .
their broach of every natural law and order could have lent itself to their infamy , if only what vicious storms of emotion surrounding their works didn't coil about them like the still , untouchable calm of an eye of a storm . and there , braving the cuts and razor , racing edge of the roughest winds , was the black half of the kokuyoku ... what black wings even now remained bound to his body .
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' ... i'm sorry . ' trailing away , clutching to himself at his hands , daisuke's will shrinks and relents , wilting meekly beneath the other's blase accusations . certainly , he feels every invisible pressure like a block of lead , hitching his shoulders high in a hopeless defense against what felt like , polite and composed as it was , an adult's chide .
' i don't ... actually know if i'm really friends with any of them . i only sort of know them , so i didn't think anything was that interesting to talk about --- um , hiwatari-kun is the same age as me , and he's the one who comes from a really family . the hikari ? their artworks always end up in museums and stuff , they've been making masterpieces for over four hundred years . i've only really learned a few things about ... um , shadows and circles from him , though ... '
embarrassing basics that anyone , even a toddler should have been able to comprehend .
' sagami-sensei was a sculptor , and someone who won top prizes every year in azumano ... our standards for art are the highest in japan , so it was a big deal when he was going to start teaching part-time . but then he quit right after his practice internship and decided to go back to art --- ' cheeks flush and he laughs ; he doesn't dare to pry at sebastian's turn , deeply curious as he remained to the other's work . ' he was really cool . he always seemed to know what he was doing when he was making art , hiwatari-kun too , i think . i'm not really anything special , especially compared to them ... '
humility blends in warmly with a loitering sense of shame .
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' really --- really-really , i don't think i could give you good advice or critiques even if i tried . not to mention , since i was the one who asked you to draw something for me in the first place , if i were to suddenly get all nit-picky or something over it when i probably couldn't do any better , i'd feel ... um , really mean . '
#WAAAAAAAH TSUN ZAG'S SO SORRY HE KEPT PROMISING 2 COME OVER HERE AND THEN HE NEVER DID AUGH.....#SAKURA BRAIN IS ON TOO MUCH . I LOVE MY GIRL SM BUT ALSKDMASL#‘i am simply one hell of a butler’ : ic#dnangelic#he's making me wring him out like a towel to even talk this is a nightmare but we make do . we make do........#i really wanted him to say more abt hiwatari and sagami but ughhh it's not coming to me#zag when the muse who does not give a damn about fuckall won't speak to him : Why is this so Hard >:1#but anyhow ; some of this is still him just kinda doing his smooth-talk thing but some of it is also like . real#iirc we talked about it but im too sleepy to really remember it all.....#i really need 2 do that manga re-read though hooooly fuck . but anywayz enough abt zag lemme get 2 the tags ;#DARK PLEASKDLAMEMKLSFD HE'S JUST . HE'S LIKE THAT . APATHETIC CREATURE WHO OVERUSES DRAMA FOR HIS OWN#ANNOYING FUCKIN' WANTS LIKE BROOOOO GO FIND A HOBBY !!!!! he sighs a lot yet i have no icons of it though..... a travesty of#the greatest degree tbh#dai's scrambling ''i can't use this 😨'' to sebby's :) ''fear not you surely can'' . and then he's just putting it in dai's hands anywayz--#but EXCUSE YOU HE DOESNT ❌❌❌❌❌❌ WANNA EAT DARK'S MINI GNOME GIRLBOSS !!!! HE JUST WANTS 2 PLAY AROUND#THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT !!!!! HE EATS ONLY ONE MEAL AT A TIME !!!!!!!!!! HE HAS /MANNERS/ >:1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!#( I WANT HIM DEAD SO BAD . I MEAN SEBBY HERE I ASLKMFDSLD )#but for once zag did not forget that but it's gonna sideswipe sebby enough that even the others wont be able to like#get mentioned capturing wiz . pov wiz is out there running around like dark or dai and while sebby has the real one up on the upper floors#somewhere theres explosion noises and shotgun shots going off and dozens of things breaking as finny bard and mey-rin try to#kill wiz ( nobody who enters the manor with the intent to take anything gets out alive . or at least not intact )#so like . wiz u need 2 run okay u need 2 get outta this freak-ass place !!!!#HOPEFULLY SEBBY AND ZAG ARE STILL . UNDERSTANDING THE THEMES THOUGH#THE NEXT TIME HOPEFULLY ZAG IS NOT SO BLEH WITH HIM THAT HE CAN ACTUALLY . PROCESS WORDS AND WRITE THEM--#sorry he does go through the sketchbook though he is justv that brand of annoying fr#hes literally not even looking at it . just pushing pages 2 get dai 2 react . i reiterate how annoying he is by god
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velvet-n-lace · 5 months ago
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Can You Suck Yourself Off? 💖
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Series: Obey Me!
Genre: Smut/Headcanon
Word Count: 1.4k words
Pairing(s): The Brothers x Gender Neutral MC
Tags and Warnings: autofellatio, masturbation, humiliation, blowjob, fucking you so hard you lose your memory [NOT CLICKBAIT]
A/N: This has been a long time coming; I was initially gonna wait until 666 followers on my OM blog to start posting my writing, but with the recent developments of the games and people being afraid that OM fanfics will be deleted because of it, I decided to just post them now. I'm posting my AO3 stuff here, so if you can't wait for what I'm gonna post, you can just go read them on there; thanks ^^
rea the AO3 version here -> 🎀
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Lucifer 💙
When you suggested it to him, it looked like he wanted to push you off the bed. To have you watch him suck his own cock is the last thing he wanted you to do. He covered your mouth and continued fucking you for the rest of the night, hoping you would forget that you even asked such a question.
After that steamy night, your lewd request was all he could think of.
“Ridiculous, I would never do such a thing...”
He stared down at his half-flaccid cock and made sure his door was locked. After stroking it hard again, he bent his head down and sucked down on it slowly.
“Ridiculous… ridiculous… ridiculous…”
Surprisingly, it made him realize the difficulty you have to deal with when you give him a blowjob; Luci is hard to impress, and even his self-sucking felt like it wasn’t enough; he wanted more and more of it.
After trying for a few minutes, he gave up and jacked himself off to take his mind off his half-assed attempt.
Asking him to do it in front of you would be like asking for a death wish, so he expects you never to bring it up again.
But he would certainly try again behind closed doors until he is ready to let you watch him do it~
Mammon 💛
“Are ya crazy!? I ain’t doin’ something that humiliating!”
Exactly what you’d expect, you pouted and asked him again.
“If you do, I’ll get Goldie back to you by tomorrow night.”
Mammon’s face went completely blank, and he immediately followed that up by stroking his cock to get it hard again. Lucifer took away his credit card again, and he was willing to do anything to win his precious Goldie back. He lowered his face to his cock and began sucking it viciously.
He really wanted Goldie back. Damn.
You watched in awe as he sucked his cock. He bobbed his head quickly, almost trying to get it over with, but he began enjoying this new method of self-pleasure. He glanced at you but only shut his eyes tightly before he sucked harder, making his whole body convulse. It turned him on even more as you touched yourself in front of him. He let his cum drip down his dick before it spurted on his face and into his mouth.
“Augh!! Y-You better… get my precious credit card back…” he panted as he lifted his head from his crotch.
He totally didn’t enjoy that… 
Leviathan 🧡
“Eh? S-Self-suck?”
“Do it, do it, do it!” You tell him.
Levi didn’t know what he was getting into, but whatever it was, he wanted to please you however he could. He leaned himself upside down against the bathtub bed, bent his legs down, and started sucking down on one of his cocks slowly.
His other cock began twitching as you stared at him hungrily; you took his other cock in your mouth and sucked alongside him.
His body convulsed, his moaning was loud, and his face was red as a beet. “This is so lewd omg omg. I can’t believe I'm doing this,” He thinks.
You can feel his heartbeat surging through his cocks; he almost begged you to do more to his body.
He writhed in ecstasy as you teased him some more. He shut his eyes as he got close to climaxing.
“Mmmmh… mmmmhh… mmmh… mmgh!!”
By the end, you could only hear his gasping and moaning as he came huge loads on his face. He looks up at you as he’s drowned in gratitude and arousal.
Satan 💚
He stared down at you with a confused look, maybe a bit disappointed that you asked him something he would immediately refuse to do.
“You’re very bold to assume I would do that…”
As soon as you left the room, he began thinking about it. He looked down at the bulge in his pants and sighed. “Tch…”
After unzipping them, his erection sprung free. It twitched in his hand, but he hesitated to bend down to lick the tip.
He felt a rush of heat flow through him; he had never felt such a strange sensation as his own member entered his mouth, and you also felt a surge of arousal the moment you walked in on him trying it.
“AH! Ugh… fine, watch.”
Satan worked his tongue down his own shaft, and you could feel his moaning getting louder the more flustered he got.
He looked up at you with a mixture of anger and desire; he was cumming soon, and he knew that the moment he finished, he would have his way with you.
He was trying so hard to hold back his release, knowing he had let his guard down for a moment. He took a deep breath, and his seed spurted across his face before he panted heavily. Later that night, he made sure to fuck that memory out of you.
Asmodeus 🩷
“Like I don’t do that anyway!” Asmo winks at you as he bends his legs over his head with ease, his demon cock dangling over his pretty mouth, “Enjoy the show. ♡”
He licks his lips before wrapping them around his sensitive cock-head. He keeps glancing at your face, in awe of his flexibility and self-pleasure, like you're craving his existence.
His eyes locked onto yours, and you could feel his intense heat emanating through his core; he pulled you in so you could help him out.
“Aaah... that’s right, lick the rest of it, suck on my balls while I suck myself off.”
He moaned in delight when you joined; his body was writhing in ecstasy as his thighs trembled and his moaning got louder.
He was on the verge of climaxing but acted as if it was only the beginning. His balls tightened in your mouth the more he laced his tongue down his shaft.
He let out a guttural groan as a wave of cum spilled all over his face.
His sweet seed filled his mouth, and as he caught his breath, he was ready for you to have a taste of him next~
Beelzebub ❤️
“Hmm…” He stared down at his cock, wondering if his mouth could reach a sliver of it, “I think so… I’ll try…”
He took a deep breath and bent toward his massive member; his tongue flicked out eagerly as he wondered what he tasted like.
He was fixated on his cock; he knew it was huge, but he never considered this method before you brought it up. Beel wanted it to feel as good as your own lips.
His eyes glaze over at you; bending down to take it was easy enough, but it was challenging to bring it all down to his throat.
“MC, can you lick the rest of it, please?”
You lick up what he couldn’t reach; his body tensed up, and his sucking got harder, desperate to taste his own cum.
“Mmmmh… mmmmhh… mmmh…”
Beel began to grunt and moan, your hands gripping his cock as he went down on his throbbing member.
You felt the heat of his saliva on your fingers; the remaining grunts filled your ears as he swallowed his load.
Belphegor 💜
“Mh? I’d rather you do it for me…”
“C’mon, please, just once,” you begged, “I’ll do it after you try,” the more you begged, the more he couldn’t resist your sweet, pleading face.
“Mmh… fine, “ Belphie grumbled, “but you need to help me…” He pulled down his pants and cupped his member already glistening with precum. He closed his eyes and leaned down to lick the tip before coughing up his salty taste.
It felt nice; his breathing became erratic the more he pressed his cock into his mouth.
“Suck on me too, please!” He begged.
You eagerly obliged and ran your tongue down his balls and shaft, making him tremble. His satisfied groan only made his cock swell in his mouth, but he was still unsatisfied with his half-assed attempt.
Your tongue helped him out immensely; he kept moaning harder as he begged you for more. He was really enjoying your pretty mouth teasing his shaft.
He pulled back so suddenly, and as he laid down panting, it didn’t stop you from finishing the job. You took his cock in your mouth and sucked down on it violently.
Your tongue swirled around the head, tasting his bittersweet essence. His moans grew louder and more intense, and as he let out a final cry, he came and realized it was all worth it in the end.
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tinydefector · 9 months ago
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so often I keep thinking every night about a bot not moving their hips but can retract up and down their spike like that one diIdo machine so imagine their human sit on their spike,squirming and in ecstacy, while the bot lay still yet their spike moving wildly too augh
I don't know why I found this so funny.
But I'm positive there would be some sort of Spike mod they could get that works like that. All I can imagine is them being an absolute ass deciding to torment their human lover by using the speed, keeping it a nice pace but slowly it down when their lover, coming to a complete still while just smiling and teasing as their human lover as they nearly sob on their spike, begging and pleading for the cybertronian to pick up the pace and continue. The bots I can very much see being a tease are Sideswipe, Rodimus, Starscream, Swerve, Jazz, occasional Prowl when he's feeling rather moody.
Swerve shoots his little lover a large grin, "you look good like this sunshine," he teased while holding their hips in place. A whine leaves their lips as they shoot him a look. "Swerve, please!" They huff only for him to make a small noise of disapproval. "Ah ah, ask nicely Sparklet, you'll get what you want if you ask nicely"
Starscream sitting there smugly watching the way they take his spike as he sits there, his spike moving quickly as he rest his face in his palm. "Well, look at you, moaning like you were made for this this, my little blissed out toy" he coos, optics twinkling in delight as he watches each twitch and movement.
Sideswipe chuckles in amusement. "Awww, come on, I thought you could take more than that sweetspark." he slowly pulls them further down on his spike as it pistons up into his lover. His servo curled around their side, admiring the way his spike shifts and is visible through their smaller frame. "Mmm, that's it, sweetspark, so good"
Rodimus lays there with a stupid grin on his face as he watches the way they scold at him, "Rodimus I swear to God or primus or what ever holy creature you believe in if you don't start moving I'm leaving" they huff out only for him to start giggling to himself before slowly increasing the pace. "Roddy! Stop being a dick. " His optics continue watching. "Oh, come on, let me enjoy testing the new mods," he whines with a pout on his face.
Jazz is flirting the whole time. He's gentle, slow as he works his lover open on his spike, loving to watch the way they arch and lean into his touch. "Ain't you something cher, you make such pretty noises for me," he hums in delight as he leans up to steal a kiss from them. "Thatz it, babydoll squeeze me real good," he coos in delight while picking up the pace.
Prowl sits in his office with his human practical glued to his lap, one servo rested on their thigh, and his optics occasionally flick from his work to them. "I told you to behave. If you can't sit still, I stop," he grumbles. A deep whine and sob leaves his lover, their legs shake as their head is thrown back into his plating,
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the-kr8tor · 1 month ago
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Okay LAST REQUEST!!
May I have some elder berries with cardamom in a star shaped bottle? ❤️
older!Hobie who's lovestruck by the way Reader dances, every dance, but specifically slow dance. Bitting his own words back after a slight feeling of jealousy crawl his neck after seeing you dance with someone else strikes him the courage to ask you to teach him, since all he knew of dances was a few hand moves and the good'ol headbang. Maybe Reader reassuring him in a way that he'd be their partner number one.
Can be either fem! or gn! Reader, your choice my love ❤️
Older! Hobie you say 🤔 thank you for requesting bleaky!
Pairing: Hobie Brown x fem! Reader/ Spider-Punk x fem! Reader
Tags: no use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader (except clothing), older! Hobie, established relationship, jealous! Hobie, CW alcohol, CW smoking, fluff!
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One year celebration 🎉
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“Come on, Hobie!” You hold his hand, the warmth adding to the heat on your cheeks from the amber liquor you just had. “It'll be fun! Please?” The jaunty music plays in the background and the hoots and hollers of the bridal party adds to your enthusiasm. The dance floor is in full swing, people in their finest garbs milling around and dancing to the beat.
Hobie holds a cigar in one of his hands, courtesy of the groom and his groomsmen. ‘It’ll suit him,’ they said, and their big excited grins made you overlook the fact that they subtly called him old. He is older than you, you and Hobie never truly cared about it. And he doesn't show off the fact that he has a younger bird in his arms. You call him a gentleman and more experienced, and he calls you his sweetheart and his lovie. That's how you two like it, and it'll be like that until he's in a wheelchair, or how you usually joke whenever he complains about his lower back aching. Which of course, he answers with him heaving you over his shoulder with barely any strain on his part.
“I told you, love, I can't bloody dance.” He rubs a thumb behind your hand as you pout and walk closer to him until the satin fabric of your dress kisses the well tailored dark cloth of his trousers. “‘Sides, I don't even know this song.” He smiles up at you, cigar smoke still lingering in between his lips.
You tilt your head, almost making him balk. “Even if I say please and bat my lashes at you?”
He chuckles deeply, placing the cigar in between his grinning lips so he could hold your hands with both his rough palms. “It might get you a cuddle or two but not this.”
“Augh,” you feign an annoyed groan. “It was worth a shot.” Leaning down, he takes his hand off of yours to cover your chest when the top of your dress dips down as you kiss his cheek chastly. “Fine, just watch me have fun on my own, old man.”
“I'll watch alright, watch you fall down on your hard arse right on the dance floor.”
You poke your tongue out before you walk backwards to the dancing bodies as you gently sway. “That was back when disco was still a thing!”
That almost had Hobie bolting off after you and making you eat your own words. But he chuckles, inhaling smoke while the amber liquor in his glass lessens with every sip. He watches you on the sidelines, smiling with every plucky movement and sway of your hips. You laugh and giggle with the rest of the bridesmaids, dancing with each of them with the same enthusiasm.
Your eyes meet with his occasionally through the throngs of people and behind the curtain of smoke billowing from his lips. You send him a wink before you turn around and dance away. He shakes his head, eyes only set on you.
The song changes to a tune that he's more familiar with. And the party goers scream and jump excitedly as the cheery pop song echoes around the event's place. Of course, you turn to him again, beckoning him over with a simple gesture. He still shakes his head, pointing at his drink as an excuse. You mime a tear rolling down your cheeks as you dramatically frown before laughing and joining the forming conga line.
Hobie laughs above the sound and quickly grabs his phone to snap a picture of you in the line. As he zooms in, he sees a younger man saunter his way in, moving past a bridesmaid that was behind you to position himself right in her previous place. His hands gravitate towards your waist, and he grins at you while you look at him confusion as to where your friend went.
Hobie's not a very jealous man, and you know he isn't. Countless people hounding you at the pub whenever he's out or even right next to you with a smirk is the testament to that. He never yells or lets his fists do the talking. Sometimes even joining in on the flirting just to see who's the best at winning you over. Of course, it's always him that wins. He trusts you, and you trust him. But the way that the stranger has his claws right on your waist and the silk of your gown, it drives a spear right on his skull.
He can't hear your voice above the booming drums, but his jaw is already set, cigar left on the ashtray as he crosses the distance towards you. With the spotlights flickering in and out, the way he's walking towards the dance floor reminds you of an action movie you and Hobie watched just a few weeks ago. Like he's about to chase the would-be gangster that killed his dog. His gait and saunter almost has the conga line breaking apart to make way for him. Until he politely moves in-between you and the stranger, pushing him ‘gently’ or as gently as he could to join your side. The man briefly lets out a huff, he was about to tap Hobie on the shoulder, but a simple look from him was enough for the man to back off.
“Hobie!” You guffaw as the familiar warmth seeps through the silk of your dress, and the scent of whiskey and cigar smoke wafts over your nose as he nuzzles the side of your jaw. His leg kicks out, joining in with the dance without missing a beat. “And here I thought you can't dance!”
“I suddenly remembered how to do the conga.” You can feel the smirk against your heated cheeks.
“Well, it's from your time so—!” You yelp as he pinches your side.
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inksandpensblog · 11 months ago
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And there's so many other ways it could go, besides the ones I've hypothesized here. So many factors that would influence the new course taken.
Also things like. Not even what they try to change or not-change, but what actually changes? How much do they alter the course of events before it's deviated so much from what they remember that they're in completely uncharted territory and it can't even be called the same story anymore? What remains constant, no matter how many other things change, and what significance is there in its consistency?
And how do they perceive the changes?
How do they cope with the fact that, no matter what changes, even if it's all the right changes, they'll always know what happened the first time? How do they deal with that, once they've gotten the perfect ending they wanted?
You know those fanfics where one of the characters gets sent back in time to an earlier point in the story and they get a chance to redo it all? I'm imagining that premise with the sticks.
There are so many factors to consider. Who goes back? When do they go back to? How far did their story get before they went back? Is it only one of them? What do they try to change? What do they try to preserve?
Imagine Rocket-era Victim finding himself back at the beginning. He knows better, now. He doesn't waste time throwing things and messing with tools. He goes right to the item library and clones himself again and again and again until the window is filled with his copies. Every copy gets a weapon, the close button is guarded, everyone's settings are raised as high as possible, and in laughably little time the cursor is destroyed. Noogai can do nothing to him now. But then again, this Noogai has barely done anything to him at all. But does that really matter to Victim, in the end?
Imagine Chosen, just after The Showdown, finding himself back on the computer on the fateful day of his escape. He remembers what happened, he goes through the motions until the cursor is pinned under his hand, clicking him free. But this time he doesn't blow up or run amok. This time he simply lands on his feet and stares out through the screen, for a moment. Until the cursor moves, at which point he immediately makes for the broadband icon and tears through it, diving in before he can stop himself. He wanders alone for a time, revisiting sites that once looked familiar, though this is the first time he's really gotten a good look at them when they're not covered in ash, and he doesn't make any friends but he doesn't make any enemies either, and the world is nicer when it isn't filled with screams. Eventually he retires from his aimless sojourn, settling down in a familiar grassy plain, where he spends his days enjoying the gentle breeze and watching the sky change colors and gobbling up sweets from a bakery that doesn't have his face plastered all over its doors and trying to forget the enormity of the absence by his side and never ever thinking about the fact that he's the only one with memories of a person who will never exist.
Imagine Blue, jumping into a nether portal with Yellow as gravity reverses and nether blocks rise, and finding himself in the nether for the first time with Green. This time, he pretends not to notice Purple when they're about to return to the desktop.
Imagine King, dissolving to particles in the cataclysmic beam of the staff, arms still reaching for the already-disintegrated form of Purple, and suddenly finding himself walking home from the playground with a small golden hand in his.
Imagine Purple, elytra discarded, running through a nether portal in despair, only to emerge on the Mac, wearing outdated elytra, with the dragon egg in hand.
So many possibilities.
#the way I would sob if I ever read something like the Chosen one#<- prev tags#ngl that one was a little inspired by an ATLA one of these that I found here#I didn't reblog it because I actively didn't want to remember it because it made me very sad#but it stuck its hooks in my mind nonetheless#but in it Aang basically went back to before he froze himself in the iceberg and took care of the war early#and then spent the rest of his life trying to arrange things so his friends would have perfect lives when they were finally born#but in the process someone slipped through the cracks and ended up never being born at all#and like#okay that aspect alone destroyed me#the thought that someone was lost in such a way#and then the story is still framed as having a happy ending because the people who DID get to be born all had better lives than last time#BUT ALSO#yeah Aang found most of his friends again but#last time he was a kid and now he's decades their senior#he can't have the same relationships he had with them the first time#and yeah if he hadn't had the context of the previous timeline and had actually met them for the first time like this#I'm sure it would've been a rich and fulfilling relationship he cultivated with them#but knowing the past? oof#still though#just. the idea that fixing the story requires the removal of someone who had a piece of your heart#augh#and it's ESPECIALLY bad with Dark and Chosen because NEITHER OF THEM HAD ANYONE ELSE#no one else is going through life feeling like someone should be where Dark used to be#Dark has nobody else to miss him because he didn't matter to anyone but Chosen#he never tried to connect with anyone else#and now that he's gone Chosen has no one because he never tried to connect to anyone else either#Chosen saved the world but now HIS world is hollow and empty#he got the peace he wanted and he lost the person he wanted it with#...man now I'm sad
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nordarknessdimsthesky · 2 years ago
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A linguistic analysis of tumblr hyperbole in the tags
This post expands my previous analysis of hyperbolic reactions to cluster tags by themes. There were too many themes, some of them overlapping, to create a cohesive graph. Instead, I present several overarching themes from a data set of 50 tags observed and documented in various corners of tumblr.
1. Feeling Normal™️
Tags within this cluster profess Normal feelings (read: extreme excitement, enthusiasm, obsession, derangement, etc.).
#mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I'm so normal about it teehee #absolutely not rending my clothing #feeling very normal and not feral at all #i will simply never recover #gif sets sent to personally destroy me #i can't cope #the eyes #i'm a puddle #i am INCONSOLABLE #i am DISTRAUGHT #IM NOT OKKAAAAAAYYYYYY #FEELING TOTALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NORMAL
2. Feralness
The following data points conjure animalistic behavior. There’s a non-zero amount of biting and chewing involved.
#chomping biting barking #biting my arms off #rattling my cage #[incoherent biting noises] #chewing glass #chewing through wood #*shaking the bars of my enclosure* HELLO!!!!!!!! #climbing the walls #biting gnawing chewing #im gonna rip off my front door and eat it
3. Noisy Emotional Outbursts
These tags encompass crying, screaming, yelling, and other loud reactions.
# shaking sobbing crying #SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL #*no thoughts only wailing* #i am SOBBING #IM CRYING LIKE A BITCH #*just fucking yelling* #S C R E A M #screeching into a pillow #brb sobbing for 5-7 business years
4. Throwing
All of these tags except the last one involve being thrown instead of throwing things. I, personally, am entertained by the range of places/situations people are throwing themselves into.
#i am going to THROW MYSELF into the SEA #hurl me into the sea #hurl me into the sun #trebuchet me into the sun #hurl me straight at europa #vent me out of an airlock #slam me against a wall #put me in a box and throw me down the stairs #throwing myself into traffic you know? #just defenestrate me already #defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass #i'm going to start tossing furniture
5. Bodily Harm
There’s a good deal of overlap with the previous theme. Nearly all of the tags involving throwing would result in varying degrees of bodily harm. Here are the tags outside of the Throwing subgroup.  
#im going to throw upppppp #tearing my hair out #banging my head against the wall #SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL #biting my arms off #microwaving myself #crumple me up and microwave me
6. Absurdism
My personal favorite cluster. The imagery conjured and resulting comedic hyperbole is just [chef’s kiss].
#im gonna rip off my front door and eat it #crumple me up and microwave me #put me in a box and throw me down the stairs #defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass
7. Keysmashes
These tags center less around meaning and more around style, so they form the last group. A handful of these could fall under Noisy Emotional Outbursts because they represent reaction noises. In my linguistic judgment, keysmashing increases the hyperbole – consider augh versus aughfhghghghhh – the latter reads as prolonged and more intense emotionally.
#aghdjakgsjadhjaka * #hrhrhrhgnnnghhhhh #aughfhghghghhh #mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I'm so normal about it teehee #waughfhghghh #oughhhhghghhh
*one digression in a friend discord server was how people interpret keysmashes in their minds. Some hear the first couple letters and then some sputtering, others hear static. It’s a common joke that you need a minor in linguistics to understand conversations in this friend group. Such is the nature of things when the chaos linguist energy is strong.
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