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triglycercule · 3 months ago

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horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

#hey guys. every time i don't post it feels like i'm abandoning my own children #NOOO im sorry i'll come back home... i wont abandon you chat PLEASE DONT MAKE ME PAY MORE CHILD SUPPORT #i've been a busy little bee i snicker out. and by busy i mean playing. and by playing i mean hi3 #i'm sorry my brain literally cannot handle having more than one interest. once i get into something else the other thing becomes ignored #IT MAKE ME SO UPSET BECAUSE WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH OF THESE THINGS I LIKE EQUALLY ☹️☹️☹️☹️ is this a me problem #anyways none of these tags were related to the post. i usually do little extra tidbits adding onto the post when i tag huh #i just recently learned (2 years ago) that youre supposed to put the fork and knife in that order. i still mess it up #i've been drawing on this notebook from the same brand from what i drew on in 2019 AND GODDAMN 🤤🤤🤤#this notebook is SO FUCKING SMOOTH I LOVE IT 🤤🤤 drawing on this paper is like drawing on fucking BUTTER it's delectable #a shame nobody likes traditional art i cry out (i'm not particularly skilled in either traditional or digital)#you could call me a jack of no trades master of none #got this idea bcs i was listening to binomi (HARDCORE MARETU FAN SINCE I GOT A PHONE. WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT MARETU‼️‼️‼️)#and i was like omg food theme.... horror. so i drew it in earlier mentioned notebook #and i was like hmm what positions should i put the fork and knife. and then i got this idea #i KNOW cannibalism songs aren't exactly horror themed. but let me be delusional i wanna give my boy a cool theme and cannibalism is soo coo #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #tricule hc #bad sanses #bad sans gang #nightmare's gang #this is funny but in a sad way because i added context to it. as is with all my mtt content #it's comedic because i think they're all stupid fucking idiots but i also make them do this dumb shit bc theyre traumatized

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localcryptic · 3 months ago

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WIP wednesday (and it’s actually a wednesday this time woo!) tagged by @westealtoys !

i got a ton of random ripley sketches/doodles/projects going on, so here’s a collection of ripley WIPs. WIPleys, if you will (feat. two doodles of @b33tlejules 's teo lol)

i inflict wip wednesday upon @b33tlejules @typhros @autumnfangirler and @aurriearts :3 and anybody else who wishes to participate! i wish to see all that you create

#wip wednesday #my ocs #ripley hawthorn #fhr #my art #can't wait to actually finish any of these. (PLEASE GOD HOLD ME TO IT.)#every day i try to draw ripley and every day i start drawing his entire bedroom instead.#i keep adding more and more random details to the room Please God Notice The Random Details /hj #there's even more i've just cropped them out. i have no idea if i'm ever gonna finish it because i. just keep adding more #not pictured here. me trying to figure out how to draw the inner workings of his behemoth PC #IT PROBABLY WONT EVEN BE VISIBLE.#or all his posters i've been painstakingly recreating.#this guy has shit taste in music btw. (shares my taste in music)#also sorry everything is in greyscale forever. i like VALUESSSS #my wips #oc art #crypticart #cryptic ocs

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k1ngl30n · 9 months ago

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But the stains are black -- just like your soul You tried to cut them out but you get left there all alone...

Sorry, it's their song, guys. I don't make the rules but I bet you wish I did

(I talk in the tags so if you want more, keep reading, lmao)

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thefunniestguy · 10 months ago

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"i feel like i could eat the world raw."

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beanghostprincess · 11 months ago

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Usopp as an alchemist in a fantasy world would be so hot please I need Usopp with these outfits please please

And also Sanji as a cook and a former prince:

#i am sorry i like project sekai a lot #the ruikasa moment i just had #NOT THE POINT THO SANUSO MOMENT #fantasy au when!!! you guys i can't draw shit and idk if i can write this thing and make it interesting #anyway dropping concepts around here and see where it goes #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

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deva-arts · 23 days ago

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You got isekai'd into SYSTEMA. What now.

Be amazed.

Remember I spawned into the "everything sucks" world.

Break down and cry.

Consider death as an escape.

Summon the global chaos by leaking insider secrets that could make about 200 new conspiracy theories.

Hope that Sera's conspirator ass tries to find me before one of the hits get me first.

Ending 1: I get sniped.

Ending 2: I get jumped.

Ending 3: I get kidnapped.

Ending 4:

Ending 200: It worked! Sera insults me. I cry from both the height she's holding me at and the insult respectively. She tells me to quit sobbing so I weep in incognito mode.

Make it into the Manumission. Wipe my face. Contemplate death again.

Get interrogated.

Get welcomed in! (I am still under close observation)

Quietly fangirl about my characters in 4k then feel incredibly weird about how much I know.

Get interrogated again.

I know that Nathaniel knows that I know but he doesn't know how much I know until I make it known that I know that he knows.

Consider death as- oh. He heard that too.

Literally everyone freaks me out for different reasons. I hang out with Sonia. She calls me fat. I still like you Sonia.

Live in the manumission under witness/informant protection and try not to die.

#devarambles #i can't do shit in this world let's be honest #i'd just be a regular person #who can magically draw everyone with perfect detail (to them)#I'd at least know what's going on with everything. That foresight would save them from like... 60% of what goes down #I'd never be able to get along with Vincent. I do not have the rubber skin nor the emotional security + he would scare me to high heaven #Fucker looks like a spooked horse and he's tall NUH UH i'm not havin it. I'd maybe help him behind the scenes though. Stroke his ego a lil.#I could not be around Nate I'm sorry I'd avoid him. The fear of being known is real.#People can deal with him because nobody knows that he's intimately familiar with the core of their personalities and thats why he won't say #but I just know that this asshole can hear me thinking about how orange juice should be in cereal. I KNOW what he would think. SO NO. NO.#Uh.. What else... Sera? I don't think I have what it takes to bore through that shell of hers. Her personality is incredibly strong.#And only people like Nathaniel Sonia and Eric can get through because they're both perservering and self-assured. I don't fw distant ppl #I wouldn't chase her and she wouldn't seek me. No friendship just acquaintances type beat #Amon is cool but I don't know how I'd feel around him knowing his story. It's like hanging out with Rodtang. But he's hot. ough #Eric is cool but I know that this guy is super smart and he's a bit too silly. I'd end up telling him one too many secrets without realizin #Strohl is a genius and he'd find me really dumb and unprofessional which honestly I get. He's also just not my type of company #Which brings me back to Sonia. We'd get along. I'd be able to brush off her comments and she'd vibe with me. She'd get me good clothes too.#So that's that that's everything yay gwenchana gwenchana #ark_systema

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nextik · 3 months ago

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forever saddened because i could be doing a lot more if i wasn't stuck with my old phone with its tiny phone screen. i cant ask for any upgrade bc my dad will think it's pointless fml

#i wondered why i never finished an animation in years #its because my finished animations were on my ipad #which no longer works #like and i can't ask for anything because my dad genuinely does not understand why i would need an ipad #or a computer with a drawing tablet #my phone is starting to break and i think my dad might just complain like oh you used it too much #no shit because this is where i draw and try to do something with my drawings #no shit like i kinda need a somewhat active online presence #but like whateverrr go ahead and think i'm txting everytime i'm on my phone like that makes any sense #vent ish #sorry guys i loveee complaining abt my dad #for the record he deserves it and one day i WILL make a funny video explaining all his lore #every 2 minutes your jaw will drop at the lore i reveal #just you WAIT

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fantasticalleigh · 1 year ago

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kicked myself in the ass and finally started writing a reylo fic

been putting this off for WAY too long

#i'm sorry y'all it's just that drawing is so much faster than writing #it's a medieval fic :D bc i can't get enough of that good shit #is kylo gonna be a bad guy here IDK IDK IDK no concrete plans rn #writing just to write and get a good sense of the mood of this fic you know?#leigh speaks #may have to keep this fic short to keep myself sane

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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 2 years ago

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You ever make up a bunch of people in your dream and wake up like aw. They don’t exist. Come back :(

#I miss you unnamed pregnant trans man protagonist + wife #I miss you mysterious tiny samurai girl of the wind #(this dream was a Lupin iii movie I wish existed and I can't describe any of it bc it's fading :)))#the unnamed protagonist had some people come after him from his past and he was forced back into (insert cartel type shit here)#while pregnant. this was very upsetting yet very compelling #sorry to go on about this but I don't wanna forget #it was very. mature and mellow? Jig and Lup tended to this guy when the (insert cartel-like bad guys) hurt him #then switched places with him in disguise #idk there was some part where Jigen got hit in the head and forgot everybody and went attack mode #this was all in some old rural japanese mostly-empty village #anyway idk then it went weird with some (adorable) samurai clan who could vanish underground and were like airbenders or some shit #cagliostro calm-Lup vibe. He growed up and he look after you :)#anyway I wanna draw the characters they were cool looking. nameless had nice hair

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dandyshucks · 7 months ago

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okay stressful event done, hopefully i can be calm and normal again starting tomorrow 🙏

everyone put your lucky clovers and horseshoes together for me to hope that I did not get covid because I was the ONLY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE VICINITY WEARING A MASK. OUT OF 200 ISH PEOPLE. FUCK !

#but i wore it and i ignored all the stares and strange looks ppl gave me #i do not want to be further disabled jesus christ please i am hoping against hope I'll be okay #i did not have a choice in the matter of going or not but holy shit it was not worth going even 😭😭 it was so bad fjfkdl #I can't say much abt it bc I'll end up doxxing myself but it was so bad. and i wish i had not gone dbfkdl #also my mother was so mean and saying some random guy was disgusting and meanwhile i was like ummm awooga 👀#she is so fucking awful and i hate it. he had a bit of a belly sticking out from his shirt bc he was stretching and he had body hair #and um. well. we all know how Normal i am about that sort of guy.... Not Normal At All LMAO #it just makes me feel more affirmed in choosing to not ever share my art w my mother lmfao #she would hate what i draw. and I'm trying not to let that get to me but .... oh well i guess !#even though i learned at like age 11 that i shouldn't even try to share my creations w her i still yearn for approval or whatever #UMMM LOL WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT RN OOPS SORRY. I'll go skitter off into the night now DBFJDKL #HOPEFULLY I'LL BE NORMAL TOMORROW BLEASE... also i need to go see what Chase was posting earlier augh #dandy.cmd #vent //

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triglycercule · 3 months ago

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ok ok you dont need to threaten me here's some art ☹️☹️☹️

appreciate now while you have it because doodles are rare coming from me (only tri-yearly. i cannot doodle for the life of me its hard 🙁)

#say hi to mr. rainbow butterfly pen on the hito mania dust page. he's there to keep it flat. you get to see him as a treat #guys (in particular nobody) let me be fr. i completely came up with the jk!mtt's dynamic because i felt lonely. OK sue me #a person's allowed to project their friendship and socialization need onto their favs ok..... im lonly........#school starts soon time to die i say as i sleep peacefully in my comfy bed #I HAVEN'T DONE MY SUMMER HOMEWORK!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#dust is soooo sasuke haraguchi core. he's SOOOO hito mania medicine coded. need dust content i miss him #i was giggling at jk!horror's expression in the bottom one. she is absolutely furious. the rage hidden behind that smile is comedic #this notebook paper is SO FUCKING GOOD OH GOD ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN 🤤🤤🤤#it's so smooth to draw on i absolutely love it. and it's just soooo delectable i could eat this notebook #this is the notebook i previously mentioned. 2019 me ate this notebook up and now i am too because GODDAMN 😭😭😭#guys im so sorry i had a 4koma for the jk mtt im progress but then i decided to log onto hi3 #and then i got distracted for a day. or two. or three. sowwy for not posting :3 #drawing the mtt makes me :3 so bad its unreal. i only feel :3 when i see them /srs. they make me :3 they make me prrrr mrrwwwww moewwwwwrrr #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #bad sanses #bad sans gang #nightmare's gang #tricule art #jk fashion au #guys would someone understand if i said that mtt was ✌️🤘🤙 coded. does someone get it. someone else HAS to understand #mtt and their random ass emojis i associate with them ✌️🤘🤙💙💜❤️✧☆♡🐱🐰🐶 UHHHHHGGHHHHthey are in everything #i forgot jk!dust's hairclips someone shoot me RIGHT NOW!#MY HANDWRITING IS SO ASS WTF #i have to add alt text just because this shit is so ass wtf i need to write properly #why is everything on paper you may ask? well its because drawing on digital is the most draining uncomfortable thing i've ever done. paper #I LITERALLY CANNOT GET USED TO DIGITAL. i just can't. i like having an ipad but i will always be better & more comfy on paper with pencil 🙁

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stabbylambchop · 1 year ago

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Hey uh

anyone here on Art Fight this year or-

Cuz I'm on there, same name and everything. I'm on Team Vampires.

You can like, add me or whatever...I mean, if you want...

I haven't interacted with anyone on here or even really drawn in a couple months, sweet pulsating spider-christ ...

#I KNOW I KNOW I CAN JUST. DO THE THING. BUT I ALSO CAN'T. YKNOW????#I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MIND HAS BEEN I DON'T #I'M STILL STRUGGLING WITH HEALTH Y'ALL #and sometimes instead of bouncing back and forth from feeling stable enough to do things and absolute dog shit i just-#-'welp i guess I'll just not do anything! that'll solve all of my problems! I'll get better if i don't do things and just rest and space out #-'WOW I CAN JUST BE ISOLATED AND PATHETIC IN MY ROOM ALL DAY COOL'#like...I EVEN GOT MY PAIN MEDS BACK! AND I QUALIFIED FOR A HIGHER DOSE WHICH IS A MIRACLE BC THIS IS FLORIDA!!#but like. idk.#and it's not like i don't care at all!!! I've missed you guys like fuck!!!! i just feel like I'm so far behind and everyone is on another-#-plane of existence at this point! and the longer it goes the more guilty i feel coming back bc i feel ashamed and lazy...#but i know you guys don't give a shit about at all. and I'm sorry for assuming and being so hard on myself #but also my fandoms are all over the place rn so uh. I'm so sorry LOL #but seriously anyone on art fight?? i really need to get back drawing but it's daunting...#especially since my guess 2 or 3 years were kickass by the last 2 literally no one but my wife interacted with me #one friendly fire from my partner. in two fights. after putting HOURS OF EFFORT THRU CHRONIC PAIN AND ILLNESS into all of those pieces...#i know I didn't draw a fuckton but i just got so discouraged and sad after awhile. and some never even got any attackee comments.#it all felt so damn pointless #but I'm nothing if not a survivor #as Zapp Brannigan once said; 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised'#I'm a hot fuckin mess but even if i barely get any interaction at all again i can at least say i didn't give up-#and put in effort and love like always. no half-assing with art fight unless it's just me and my wife or a friend doin stupid friendly fires #BUT ANYWAY I STILL WANNA FUCK SLASHERS. IF ANYTHING THERE'S STILL THAT. IT'S STILL ME.

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moinsbienquekaworu · 2 years ago

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Rewatched OFMD for my presentation and I don't know how I managed to be normal about Izzy for months but I sure as fuck am not normal about him right now

#the presentation went great btw i sent the link to watch it to like 7 people and we talked queerbaiting afterwards #i'm so sorry i'm incapable of being normal about this guy #(i lied i'm not sorry i love being insane about characters)#also last time i watched the show i was redesigning meredith and i gave her his little waistcoat thingie #so now i'm just going to full on draw canon her and vtm her 'cosplaying' as him #personal headcanon is she doesn't have rings readily accessible (alchemist who puts her hands in stuff all the time)#so canon her was like 'didn't have a ring oopsie'#and cécilia gives her one of hers #listen i fucking love that ring detail. no notes can't wait to know the backstory #god i hope ed gave it to him that would be. insane.#ANYWAY #the fic i'm reading has me frothing as the mouth too like holy SHIT #exactly like with pacify i wish THIS was canon so i could go be insane about it with a tonne of other people #but alas. it's not.#wow i have a ramble tag now

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servuscallidus · 10 months ago

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#we should bully religious people more #it can't still be the norm #like sorry not sorry but all this shit about the Divine~ that's been going on here for years #and even worse religion irl #like even just the way of thinking is extremely religious and then people shit on the middle ages? as if it's not completely mental?#posts middle school me would have made but also now me apparently. because it still catches me off guard #I should have stopped at we should bully religious people more and let you guys draw your own conclusions but whatever #tbd

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layzeal · 2 years ago

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woke up to like. a huge post on my dash three times in a row purposely misunderstanding and twisting the book's words to say that something that's canon is not actually canon and not gonna lie friends that's a bit upsetting

#like i'm a wwx stan who constantly takes the stance that wex did bad fucked up shit. abd that's good. that's INTERESTING #enjoying a character who does messed up things is sexy and i love it #so what's the point of trying to remove them??? make them boring?#and i especially draw the line at taking separate sections of the book and purposely misunderstanding them #breaking like for line to draw a conclusion that just doesn't compute when taken within the whole context #i'm considering whether or not i respond to it. i don't touch jc discourse with a ten foot pole #because i like him a lot but i stg it seems that whether you love him or hate him everyone likes twisting the words #to either make him better or worse #and that's where it goes ''eh whatever idc'' to ''oh. oh no. oh nooooo''#like. lmao the reason i don't go into the 'c@non j1ang cheng' tag is because it's literally people doing this over and over #to waste energy condemning a man that literally doesn't exist #so can we not do it to defend him either :( can't we just like a guy because of his fuckedupness and not defile a text's words for it #that's literally where i draw the line on this. ...#like. sorry guys but 敲打 literally just means ''to beat someone''#it's something jc himself confirms to us. he's not ashamed of it!!! the novel's message isn't ''all hearsay is wrong''#it is ''it has to be investigated with nuance and not believed until confirmed''#which jc himself confirms to us 😭 let a man torture people in peace it's fineeee #modao #lace speaks

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wildflowercryptid · 1 year ago

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i'm having trouble falling asleep bc i keep thinking about gay shit and desperately want to draw it....

#my brain just smacked me with the idea of a grimoire + hawkshaw case set at a fancy party >>>#and it's killing me that i can't stay up and draw it #idk if i'll expand it into a full case i really just dress up grim sally & hawk in fancy clothes #along with the aforementioned gay shit (mostly the idea of sally & hawk dancing together since that's what really kickstarted the case idea)#sorry for once again veering off into another hyperfixation guys tangle tower just really grabbed me by the throat #okay i'm gonna try to go to sleep now...#again...#mj.txt

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